#incorrect twisted wonderland

[pyroxeene]

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu: Do you have a crush?

Jade: I don’t answer questions unrelated to work

Yuu, grinning: You definitely have a crush

Jade, looking flabbergasted: Can you perhaps read minds?

Yuu: No, but I can clearly see that pretty blush on your face

[incorrecttwsted]

[mrsrookhunt]

MC: *Muttering* Damn this little bird bitch...

Vil: *Appears* Are you talking about Neige?

MC, staring at the duolingo reminder that's still plaguing them from their home world*

MC:

MC: Yes.

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[aerith-jade]

Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.

Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.

Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.

[xiaomainlmao]

Ruggie: Ass or tits?

Leona: Thighs. You can sleep on them. You can squeeze them. You can lay your head on them in public and it won't be too weird. You can also have your hair played with and get pats while you sleep on them. Big boobs will get into your face and may not be very comfortable for sleeping. Laying on them might even be painful and awkward for both people involved. Small boobs may be rough to sleep on. Ass, again, feels very awkward to sleep on, like what if they need to fart? And what if they need to move to get into a better position, but that would mean your head would fall and disturb your sleep. Thighs, in all sizes, are more comfortable for everyone involved.

Ruggie: ...did not ask for an essay but okay.

[rose-tea-and-strawberries]

Deuce: I’m sorry Yuu/Reader, but Ace does have better taste than you.

Yuu/Reader: What do you mean by that?

Deuce: Well, you see, he’s dating you, whilst you, on the other hand, are dating him.

[hanafubukki]

Joke

~*Crowley sends the Tsums back home*~

Crowley: Aren’t I generous? I have sent the Tsums back home like promised. Hm? Whats wrong?

Twst Boys: *backing away*

YN/MC/Yuu: *appears with a dark aura around them* Am I a joke to you, Headmaster?

Crowley: *Sweats*

[tiyoin]

i like to think the world of twst has weird names for diseases / illnesses

for example:

yuu : *gets a chill up their spine*

deuce : you okay yuu?

yuu : yeah i’m fine. just got a bad case of the goose bumps - what?

adeuce staring at them horrified : how… how are you still alive???

yuu : yesh man, don’t spook up on me like that! you gave me the heebie jeebies!

azul pauses mid rant, before looking horrified : i i don’t- i don’t have

azul : *runs away*

hours late

azul : how DARE you joke about such a lethal disease that took the life of millions 200 years ago! that was a dark time in twisted wonderland where-

yuu :

ruggie : yeah leona had to go home because he got a case of brain freeze

yuu : aww could the wittle wion not handle a cold beverage 🥺

jack :… yuu, brain freeze means your entire brain function has stopped working- it has a 80% morality rate

yuu :

jack :

ruggie :

yuu :… awww could the-

[fell-fell]

Azul, trying to impress Yuu: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Idia: He turned it off and back on again.

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 07

Ace: I asked Y/n out.

Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.

Ace: Huh? Why?

Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.

Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.

Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Floyd: Wanna hang out with me, angelfish?

Y/N: I can’t, I have a deadline to meet 

Floyd: *takes your hand and drags you out of your room* I’m not taking no for an answer 

Y/N: Fine! Let’s go, my project can wait 

*seven hours later*

Jade: *finds you in the kitchen at 1:00 A.M., papers scattered across the floor*

Jade: What are you doing, little pearl?

Y/N: Eating five slices of pizza and a whole slice of REGRET, what do you think I’m doing?

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by Queenie

[mrsrookhunt]

Twisted Wonderland, but Yuu tells Rook they know embroidery

Rook: Ah, hats off to you-!

*dramatically sweeps his hat off*

*Sees 'YUU WAS HERE' stitched into the brim*

Rook: ....

Rook: ..Is this...?

*Yuu, already walking away*: I have my ways, Hunt!

*Rook, sobbing*: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MON TRICKSTEUR---

[equestriagirl16]

MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?

Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!

Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.

Ace: Boooo!

Deuce: Like you have a better one!

Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..

Deuce: Pffft-

Ace: HEY!-

MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!

Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.

MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?

Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.

Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.

Malleus: …

MC: …

Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*

MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-

Malleus: *muffled* NO!

Grim: *WHEEZE*