#incorrect twisted wonderland
moonlit-midnight · 1 day
TWST incorrect quotes
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Yuu: Guys, I’m going out to buy some stuff. Do you want me to get you something?
Ace: Cherry pie 
Deuce: Snacks
Yuu: What about you, Tsunotarou?
Malleus: Just come back safe and sound 
Ace and Deuce: Please take your man with you before he starts being mushy
Yuu: Alright, come with me, love. We’re going on a night walk date 
Malleus, happily taking Yuu’s waiting hand: I’ll gladly accompany you 
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #25
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*shows Mc reading in the mostro lounge while eating*
Narrator:This is Mc, Mc loves their personal space
*Camera pans Floyd squeezing Mc*
Narrator:This is floyd, floyd also loves Mc’s personal space
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incorrecttwsted · 4 months
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mrsrookhunt · 5 months
*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*
Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.
Vil/Epel: Sure.
Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?
Yuu: What's uuuuu--...
Yuu: Why are you on one knee.
Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.
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faeryarchives · 1 month
imagine if this happened during book 4
mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....
crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!
mc: finally-
crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*
------ three hours later -------
crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...
crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-
crowley: wait before they what?
mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:
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equestriagirl16 · 1 year
—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
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aerith-jade · 1 year
Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.
Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.
Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
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Yuu using an NRC assembly as a school-wide therapy session
Yuu: Good morning. I'm Dr. Feelings. Welcome to my seminar, "Communication"!
Ace: ‘Dr. Feelings’? I thought you were Dr. Delicate Touch.
Yuu: Dr. Delicate Touch feels nothing.
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fell-fell · 4 months
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idk abt the others but last one is from this
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xiaomainlmao · 7 months
Ruggie: Ass or tits?
Leona: Thighs. You can sleep on them. You can squeeze them. You can lay your head on them in public and it won't be too weird. You can also have your hair played with and get pats while you sleep on them. Big boobs will get into your face and may not be very comfortable for sleeping. Laying on them might even be painful and awkward for both people involved. Small boobs may be rough to sleep on. Ass, again, feels very awkward to sleep on, like what if they need to fart? And what if they need to move to get into a better position, but that would mean your head would fall and disturb your sleep. Thighs, in all sizes, are more comfortable for everyone involved.
Ruggie: ...did not ask for an essay but okay.
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hanafubukki · 1 year
~*Crowley sends the Tsums back home*~
Crowley: Aren’t I generous? I have sent the Tsums back home like promised. Hm? Whats wrong?
Twst Boys: *backing away*
YN/MC/Yuu: *appears with a dark aura around them* Am I a joke to you, Headmaster?
Crowley: *Sweats*
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moonlit-midnight · 9 days
TWST incorrect quotes
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Malleus: I’m confused 
Yuu: About what?
Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?
Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 
Malleus: You should invite me more often then 
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One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #27
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Silver:Y’know there’s a rumour going around that you’re in love with the prefect.
Mallues: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it???
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incorrecttwsted · 1 year
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mrsrookhunt · 8 months
MC: *Muttering* Damn this little bird bitch...
Vil: *Appears* Are you talking about Neige?
MC, staring at the duolingo reminder that's still plaguing them from their home world*
MC: Yes.
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tiyoin · 1 year
i like to think the world of twst has weird names for diseases / illnesses
for example:
yuu : *gets a chill up their spine*
deuce : you okay yuu?
yuu : yeah i’m fine. just got a bad case of the goose bumps - what?
adeuce staring at them horrified : how… how are you still alive???
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yuu : yesh man, don’t spook up on me like that! you gave me the heebie jeebies!
azul pauses mid rant, before looking horrified : i i don’t- i don’t have
azul : *runs away*
hours late
azul : how DARE you joke about such a lethal disease that took the life of millions 200 years ago! that was a dark time in twisted wonderland where-
yuu :
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ruggie : yeah leona had to go home because he got a case of brain freeze
yuu : aww could the wittle wion not handle a cold beverage 🥺
jack :… yuu, brain freeze means your entire brain function has stopped working- it has a 80% morality rate
yuu :
jack :
ruggie :
yuu :… awww could the-
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