#incorrect twisted wonderland

[nightshade-writes-stories]

Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #34

{At jade’s funeral}

Azul: *puts hand on the headstone and sobs* How could you do this to me..

Azul: *sobbing harder* We are so understaffed.

[renmayonaka]

Day in the life of Ruggie Bucchi

Happy Birthday to our unofficial vice dorm leader! 🎉🎉🎉

[incorrecttwsted]

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Malleus: I’m confused 

Yuu: About what?

Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?

Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 

Malleus: You should invite me more often then 

One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!

[mrsrookhunt]

*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

[faeryarchives]

imagine if this happened during book 4

mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....

crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!

mc: finally-

crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*

mc:...

grim:...

------ three hours later -------

crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...

crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-

crowley: wait before they what?

mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[fell-fell]

idk abt the others but last one is from this

[xiaomainlmao]

Ruggie: Ass or tits?

Leona: Thighs. You can sleep on them. You can squeeze them. You can lay your head on them in public and it won't be too weird. You can also have your hair played with and get pats while you sleep on them. Big boobs will get into your face and may not be very comfortable for sleeping. Laying on them might even be painful and awkward for both people involved. Small boobs may be rough to sleep on. Ass, again, feels very awkward to sleep on, like what if they need to fart? And what if they need to move to get into a better position, but that would mean your head would fall and disturb your sleep. Thighs, in all sizes, are more comfortable for everyone involved.

Ruggie: ...did not ask for an essay but okay.

[rose-tea-and-strawberries]

Deuce: I’m sorry Yuu/Reader, but Ace does have better taste than you.

Yuu/Reader: What do you mean by that?

Deuce: Well, you see, he’s dating you, whilst you, on the other hand, are dating him.

[nightshade-writes-stories]

Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #36

Mc: Hey, jamil you fainted hun, you feel ok? Remember anything?

Jamil: only the ambulance ride

Mc: huh? There wasn't an ambulance ride tho

jamil: What? but i heard a siren

Mc: baby, that was kalim

Kalim: I'm Sorry i got nervous

[hanafubukki]

Joke

~*Crowley sends the Tsums back home*~

Crowley: Aren’t I generous? I have sent the Tsums back home like promised. Hm? Whats wrong?

Twst Boys: *backing away*

YN/MC/Yuu: *appears with a dark aura around them* Am I a joke to you, Headmaster?

Crowley: *Sweats*

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by Queenie

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu: Guys, don’t forget our movie date tonight 

Ace and Deuce, showing their test results:

Deuce: Not gonna happen after our housewarden sees this

Yuu, half yelling: You and Ace got a C on the History test?

Ace: Louder, prefect. I don’t think Riddle-senpai heard you over the coffee machine

[mrsrookhunt]

MC: *Muttering* Damn this little bird bitch...

Vil: *Appears* Are you talking about Neige?

MC, staring at the duolingo reminder that's still plaguing them from their home world*

MC:

MC: Yes.

[ariasphirance]

Malleus: Thank you for inviting me to your room, Yuu. Yuu: No problem, Tsunotarou! I can't have you standing outside Ramshackle Dorm forever. Malleus: That's very kind of you.

Later that night,

Malleus: *teleports into Yuu's room while they're sleeping soundly* Malleus: Magic is the power of imagination... I can't imagine being in your room if I've never been here...