#we're so efficient now

[the-illegal-wizard-council]

The Official Wizard Recruitment Post.

If you wish to become a member of the illegal wizard council and want to occasionally help us commit crimes and solve magical issues sometimes, you're at the right place!

All we need from you is to send us your Wizard CV right here, which can include things like: your most notable magical achievement, your three most recent crimes, your most spectacular crime, what you can bring to the council, and so forth. Whatever it takes to convince us. It must include your wizard pronouns and the position you're applying for.

Your application will then be put to vote by a randomly selected wizard jury with no expertise in anything whatsoever, who will decide your fate. You're welcome to try and bribe the jury if that's what you want (you will get bonus points for that).

*We do not care if you're affiliated with any other wizard council in any way whatsoever. We also do not require you to technically be a wizard. A burning passion for crime is however a necessity. If you're a warlock tell your sugar daddy to buy you your own council.

[madamemiz]

you have a hard time vocalizing after work sometimes, but he talks plenty for the both of you

[thelaurenshippen]

lucasfilm was so sick for being like "we're going to give you a stone cold killer who is good at every form of combat and put him in impenetrable armor he never takes off, he is going to be so cool" and then casting pedro pascal who has those EYES and giving him a CHILD

[aflippedflop]

It's been a while. Huh?

[thatringboy]

hey you know that aventurine animation of him holding a gun to himself to goad ratio into shooting him because toxic yaoi but what if in the future boothill's on his knees jamming the barrel of his 9 millimeter into his forehead begging kakavasha to shoot him because oswaldo schneider died too quickly for him to get proper revenge but now that his prey is dead the powers of The Hunt are leaving him and his body's gonna shut down anyways but that was the original plan when he designed the body because he was supposed to die in this giant final showdown with schneider and now he's been robbed of both a satisfying vengeance and death and aventurine eventually pulls the trigger but nothing happens because his good luck kicks in and the gun is now jammed so they just keep staring at each other in total agony as the gun keeps click click click clicking with every squeeze of aventurine's finger as he tries to bring peace to the both of them but it isn't working and now both have to keep living past their expiration dates again and another hour goes by without them being able to move on with their loved ones and the horror of being forced to live longer and longer without them with no purpose or Path settles around them.

[mintjeru]

smth about secrets, acceptance, and relief

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[Image description: A four page comic of Kaveh and Alhaitham. In the spur of the moment, Alhaitham confesses something to Kaveh. Kaveh is surprised for a moment, but soon notices Alhaitham is tense and trembling from the sheer emotion. He gently holds his hands and talks to him. Alhaitham listens quietly and stares at his hands in Kaveh's. When he calms down, he leans onto Kaveh's shoulder.]

[bowsnbots]

//-It feels as apt a time as ever

[callixton]

stealing this from nick bc it seemed useful for motivation. anyway 2/8 sections drafted for ultraviolence chap 2

[isfjmel-phleg]

📋

[monstrumpuella]

[cangrellesteponme]

well thank god i got to draw today. i don't think i'll have the will to do literally anything at all for ages because wtf is going on in this wretched country.

[voidartisan]

Guys I just finished ep. 3 of tbb and have i mentioned that I LOVE CODY

[solradguy]

I can speak any of the Romance languages just fine but for some god forsaken reason I CANNOT speak French like what the fuck is a bourgeoisie and why can’t I say it correctly for the life of me.

Yeah, French is pretty tricky... Figuring out what letters to pronounce is difficult and I can do the sounds for it in my head when I think I've figured it out (sort of) but my mouth lacks the flexibility to do them out loud haha

A long while ago I read Les Fleurs du Mal, and my copy is dual-language with the original French on the left page and an English translation on the right, and it drove me nuts that I didn't know how to read the sounds for the French so I read a crash course guide for it. It helped a lot once I realized that a good portion of the letters that aren't pronounced in a French word function similarly to an accented character in that it's there only to modify the sounds of the letters near it than to contribute in a major way to the overall sound of the word itself. My native Germanic language (English) brain really wants all of those letters to be doing something up-front instead rofl

Though, English also has its special words with sneaky little helper letters that aren't pronounced... ("sovereign...")

[linguenuvolose]

might work 12 days in a row lmao <3 benone

[mintjeru]

quick airport doodle of yun jin my beloved 💜

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[Image description: A pencil drawing of Yun Jin resting her head on her hands. Her fingers are intertwined and she smiles gently, looking toward the right. Small, simply drawn flowers surround her.]

[starberry-skies]

thinkin abt how cool dualies are. they're super healthy for the game but also they have such a fun and interactive play style <333 nintendo buff squelchers plsss tho