#weird asks

[chiocchi]

If you don't mind answering, why do you ship Tom Riddle and Harry Potter? Besides the whole issue that they are enemies, and the age difference, both characters are heterosexual. It's canonical fact. If it's the dynamic you like... Have you thought about Tomione's ship? They have a lot of potential together. And in the right direction, they would be a couple that could make it in the books.

JDKLJKLFJSDLKFJA This kinda feels like people knocking on your door and trying to get you to believe in their religion. It's pretty funny.

I don't know why are you calling issues to a part of the pairing's appeal lkajdsjfs (And Hermione is Harry's age and they are on the same side too?). And not sure about that canonical fact. Harry can be read as bisexual quite easily and Voldemort|Tom... idk he seems more obsessed with power, immortality, and Harry. But even if that's the case, I don't see why it should matter. We're in fandom after all.

I don't know if I'll be able to convey why I like this ship so much. For starters, I'm really into the unique connection they share. There was a piece of Voldemort's soul inside Harry's; they had a mental link; a whole language they're the only ones to speak (for the most part); Voldemort chose him and marked him; and there's even a prophecy that linked them together. There aren't two people more connected than them. They're soulmates, and the fact that Voldemort didn't intend it and Harry hates it adds another layer of complexity.

But not only that, they're like a broken reflection of each other, which I find fascinating. In his second year, Harry was worried about the similarities between them. Both half-bloods, orphans, raised by Muggles, they both considered Hogwarts their first real home. I feel like they would have really understood each other in other circumstances. They would have been friends. Because one of their key differences is that Harry found friends and adults that loved him while Tom was probably bullied and, y'know, the whole Dumbledore thing.

Not to mention that Harry would die for everyone whereas Tom would kill everyone. They're insane in their own way. I love their similarities and differences, but more than anything else, I love when they're together. The fanfics and fanarts are awesome.

And the whole thing of being enemies feels quite gay sometimes klafjdlskfja. Harry can't help but think Tom is handsome and, despite everything Voldemort did, Harry wanted to give him one last chance to show remorse. I have no doubt Harry is crazy enough to actually forgive him.

I've thought about Tomione and I've come to the conclusion that I don't like it. pinktom has a really good post about it and I agree with it. Besides, Hermione liked Ron and had something with Krum, and they're nothing like Tom. Just because she's heterosexual doesn't mean she's attracted to any man, y'know? klajdlfkdjs I don't think they would have been a couple in the books, no matter the direction. If it's the dynamic you like, have you thought about Tomarry? More believable, more intense, and a wider range of wholesomeness to fucked up in the fics. It's really interesting. Unless you don't like men being together? Hmm? Suspicious (just kidding. To each their own. So no need to go to other people's asks to try to change their minds :kek:).

Also Harry is my favorite character and he's not replaceable. I kinda don't care about any other character tbh. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[weird0strawberry]

Medical Drama!awesamdream, draw it draw it draw it draw itttttt you know you want to, draw themmmmmm just a little sketch? Just a bit? Their little coats, Sam looking at Dream, have you considered, Stroob have you considered the benefits

they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[wolfnanaki]

"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[missanchimissesyou]

Biggest turn ons and offs

My biggest turn on would be watching your mom choke while trying to suck my 9 inch cock

As for turn offs it would be creeps like you in my asks, get a life fuckass basement dweller. Go take a shower I can smell your stench through the phone.

[lennengrad]

In y’all’s efforts to say fuck Rowling, you ppl completely fucked up the dynamics of the characters/world. Oh boo hoo, Lily, a cis white skinned woman got called a blood related slur??? Pff.. James is now poc/black/desi/whatever the fuck so called ‘potterheads’ envision, but if he got called muggle slurs for racial people in the muggle world, he probably laugh it off. Never treated seriously. Double standards. That’s why you don’t fuck with certain things! Also; being gay was tattoo in 80s(so suck it, Wolfstar shippers)🤣

just gonna leave this here! 💀

[vaspider]

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Hey, uh, what the fuck?

[gt-zel]

Where does you're user name come from?

Its kinda a long story. About three years back i used to have a streaming account where i played The Legend of Zelda games. Originally my username was just “Zelda1410”

Then when i started posting on tumblr i saw a lot of gt creators with “gt” in their username, and i wanted to combine my name (zeal) with that. So then i came up with GT-Zel and Zealivus

[mitigatedchaos]

"Every fancy romantic dinner or night out on the town with friends can be fairly precisely measured in dead children. Wait, solutions to suffering and social instability in the underdeveloped world? What are you, some kind of liberal sentimentalist idiot? No, I'm just advocating for torturing and killing everyone who's ever experienced any modicum of joy, in order to enact omnicidal revenge. I see that 'making the whole world blind' thing as aspirational. Hate and violence on the planet Earth."

The idea "every romantic dinner can be measured in dead children" is something that can weigh heavily on someone's conscience if they aren't aware of a counter-argument to it.

I'm just pointing out the thread that runs in the other direction, so that it can be correctly interpreted as under tension.

We allow other people to hurt themselves because the alternative is controlling them. Sometimes, this may not be the people themselves, but their parents, or their governments.

If you try to shoulder all the suffering of the world, you will break yourself, and help no one. You're a human being, not a vampire. For the most part, existing in the developed world is not the thing that is causing others suffering.

Buy the bed nets. Burn the self-hatred.

[byleriscanon713by]

Mike doesn’t like PENIS he don’t want it in his bum

HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A BYLER HATE ANON BUT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY! M*LEVENS YALL CAN BE SO DELUSIONAL BUT SO FUNNY. PLUS I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PENIS I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT MIKE WANTING TO KISS A MAN. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX *cough cough* Milkvans who seem to have an obsession with wanting Mike and El to “make passionate love” in stranger things five.

[vampvomzttt]

can people send me creepy/weird asks

plez..

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

do you want to go squirrel stapling with me :3

Fucking what?

[ettengiv]

5, 21, 40 🥰

Hi Bel🫶✨✨

5. what color are your eyes?

A very dark brown. When i was younger I used to envy green or blue eyes but now tbh brown eyes are so fkin pretty. I like my eyes, they are darkness

21. something you’ve kept since childhood?

I honestly don't know. But I guess I still possess the curiosity and the like for adventures I had when I was a child

40. did you have any snacks today?

Yes!!! I had strawberries 🍓 Sharing them with you☺️🤎

[jellibabie]

actually important post

very disappointed to say that i had my first run in with those thinly veiled fetish art asks, more disappointed that it was with someone slightly prolific with other beatles fanartists

this is something especially important for new artists on tumblr to know: someone will probably ask you one day to draw something for them that ends up being fetish content. the best thing you can do is just delete the ask and move on. it’s not always obvious when what someone is asking for is a fetish, they tend to be a little *too* specific in what they ask for though. if a request seems weird, but you aren’t sure if it’s a fetish, run it by your friends to check. hopefully they’ll be looking out for you and will let you know

please be safe out there guys, now back to the normal stuff

(the ask in question… ew) ⬇️

[protectingtulpas]

Shifu: I... I... have... it's... it's very bad news.

Oogway: Aah, Shifu. There's just news. There's no good or bad.

Shifu: Master, your vision... your vision was right. Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!

Oogway: That is bad news... if you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.

Shifu: The panda? Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior. He wasn't even meant to be here. It was an accident.

Oogway: There are no accidents.

Shifu: [Sighs] Yes, I know. You said that already... twice.

Oogway: Well, that was no accident either.

Shifu: ... Thrice.

Oogway: My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.

Shifu: Illusion?

Oogway: Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before it's time.

Shifu: But there are things we can control. [Kicks the tree causing several peaches to fall] I can control when the fruit will fall. [One hits him on the head. Oogway chuckles] And I can control... [Tosses the peach in the air and chops it in half] ...where to plant the seed. [Punches a hole in the ground and catches the seed] That is no illusion, Master. [Throws the seed into the hole]

Oogway: Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.

Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!

Oogway: Maybe it can. [Covers the seed in dirt] If you are willing to guide it, to nurture it. To believe in it.

Shifu: But how? How? I need your help, master.

Oogway: No. You just need to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise me you will believe.

Shifu: I... I will try.

Oogway: Good. [Sees petals floating around him] My time has come. You must continue your journey without me. [Hands Shifu his staff]

Shifu: What... What are you...? [Oogway backs into the swirling petals] Master, you can't leave me!

Oogway: [Starts to vanish] You must believe.

Shifu: Master!

I have no fucking IDEA why I got this copypasta but it's funny as hell and honestly a good fucking scene so I aint complaining

Actually I'm gonna be kinda deranged and relate this back to tulpamancy because fuck it kung fu panda has good philosophy i guess

Tulpamancy is kinda like planting a seed and tending to it and watching it grow into something, like a tree. You're making the initial decision, choosing to help nurture your tulpa into a real thinking person, etc. Maybe you're even pretty sure you know what type of "seed" you're planting. But the branches and the leaves and the shape are gonna grow how they want to, like a tulpa is gonna grow into their own unique person and you can't control the specifics of that. Hell, maybe you even find out you had the wrong "seed" entirely and it grows into a totally different tree, aka your tulpa diverges in a super big and unexpected way! It's the joy of creation and enjoying the new life u helped develop. You gotta find a balance between control and allowing your tulpa to find out for themselves who they are

[gulliblelemon]

Hey Kate! 💜 I would like to ask 90, 76 & 62 :)

Hi Simon. I have dug myself out of the ground and finally forced myself to answer these (or... not answer these 🙃)

90 luckiest mistake?

Erm… I am terrible at making mistakes. As in… I just don’t do things instead. And if I do make a mistake, the regret is way bigger than any luck that might have come with it. So. My luckiest mistakes are the ones I’ve somehow miraculously forgotten about and no longer haunt me. Wow. Let’s not analyse any of that, hey? NEXT QUESTION.

76 what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Fries. But… all of them? I am a big potato fan. Good food.

62 seven characters you relate to?

Relate to? Rather than like? This is a difficult question because I do not know myself very well at all. Wow. You’re going big on the existential questions here! Can I just list more of my favourite potatoes? NO. I’m going to do it.

Tori Spring - Heartstopper Willow Rosenberg - Buffy Nancy Wheeler - Stranger Things Beatrice - Warrior Nun Clare Devlin - Derry Girls Meg - Little Women Abigail Pent - Gideon the Ninth

(Send me some weird asks)

[love2much]

do you do drugs!

maybe!