#wenid incorrect quotes

[dylan-hart]

wednesday: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible—

enid: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in her hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]

wednesday: that one. that’s the one i want.

[okaybeasworld]

Enid, stroking Wednesday’s hair: You're so cute and pretty.

Wednesday, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.

Enid, lovingly: I know.

[vaniloqu3nce]

Enid, walking back to the dorm with her hand in Wednesday’s: So…if I said I adopted a cat, would you be mad at me?

Wednesday, staring curiously: I would’ve preferred you talked to me about it first so I can prepare, but I wouldn’t be mad.

Enid, opening the door: Oh ahaha, good.

Wednesday, staring: …Enid

Enid, innocently: Y…Yes?

Wednesday, deadpan: Why is there a tiger cub in our room.

Enid, stomping her foot: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT BE MAD! AND HIS NAME IS STRIPE.

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Weems: Wednesday, what did I say about bringing weapons to class? Please remove all of your weapons and leave them on my desk

Wednesday: *sighs and reluctantly puts all of her weapons onto the desk*

Weems: *raises an eyebrow* Is that all?

Wednesday: *sighs again then lifts Enid up and puts her on the desk too*

Weems:

Enid: Um, do I have to sit here all day or..?

[malcanine]

Enid: *Shoots a wink and finger guns at Wednesday, stubs toe on a desk leg because she's not paying attention, stumbles into the back of Yoko and sends both of them tumbling to the floor*

Wednesday, internally: What an absolute fucking idiot

Wednesday, internally: I can’t believe I want to marry her

[horror-lady00]

Enid: My favorite game is to act like I don't understand something very simple when someone's explaining it to me to see how dumb they think I really am.

Enid: One time, I kept asking Wednesday what "Deception" is and stopped only after she put on a puppet show for me.

Enid: I'm both impressed with her dedication and appalled by her low views on me.

[caitlynskitten]

Wednesday: Do I really need to learn all this?

Enid: Yes Wednesday, this is important. For us. For your safety.

Wednesday: Ugh my safety.

Enid: I know you’re a little masochist but I’m a werewolf okay babe? I can actually kill you.

Enid: *flips to next slide of presentation*

Enid: Next up we’re going to be talking about knotting.

[caitlynscat]

Superhero Wenclair AU

Enid: So…. I am. I’m the one who’s been saving this city, Wends. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner.

Wednesday: How could you?

Enid: i wanted to tell you from the beginning. I really did-

Wednesday: No how could you tell me now? How could you tell me at all?

Enid: I’m sorry?

Wednesday: You’re a superhero, Enid! You’re supposed to keep this a secret! And you go ahead and confess it to me?

Enid: Wait you’re mad that I told you? I thought you’d be mad that I was keeping it a secret!

Wednesday: Yes Enid, I’m mad that you told me. You have to hide yourself better than that. And you shouldn’t just be confessing it to just anyone.

Enid: You’re not just anyone, you’re my girlfriend.

Wednesday: I love you. But for the love of god don’t you dare do that again.

[sqwirrl]

Enid: It's not a bad idea, it's just... not smart Wednesday: It's a fucking idiotic idea Wednesday: and I'm all for it

[violenceworksusually]

Enid: *sneezes*

Wednesday: Oh bless you precious cinnamon roll ilysm don't be sick be gay and happy and wolfy

Tyler: *sneezes*

Wednesday: get this diseased maniac away from me

[dylan-hart]

wednesday: that’s absurd, barclay. enid and i don’t associate with ‘pet names’.

bianca: really? how do you say ‘my puppy’ in french?

wednesday: mon chiot.

enid: [across the room] yes, willa?

wednesday: …not a word, barclay.

[okaybeasworld]

Computer: choose a password

Enid: wednesdayaddams

Computer: your password is too short

Enid: I know but please don't tell her... she’ll get mad

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Enid: *sees someone commit a murder in the distance* what a psychopath

Enid: *realizes it's Wednesday*

Enid: wait that's MY psychopath-

[vaniloqu3nce]

Wednesday, crossing her arms: You are being very hurtful right now.

Enid: I just want to know why you’re here—

Wednesday, literally sitting in her lap: We’re best friends. What if they’re malicious?

Enid, looking across the table at her Tinder date: I’m so sorry.

Wednesday: Oh we’re leaving already I wanted to try their appetizers?

Enid, already dragging her out the door: Can’t you stalk me from far away like a normal person?

Wednesday: I resent the idea of normal, Enid.

Inspired by @caitlynsdog

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

*On a table sits a black pumpkin ominously sitting there, filled with candy*

Kent: Oooh, free candy *reaches to grab a piece*

Yoko: Kent, no! *slaps his hand* Don't eat that!

Kent: Ow! Why?

Yoko: I ate a piece earlier and that shit gave me the worst trip of my life *shudders*

Ajax: Mine had a needle in it :(

Yoko: Some psycho probably set it up as a sick and twisted prank

Enid: *narrows her eyes* Yeah, I wonder who did that. Certainly not the person who I specifically told not to do that

Wednesday:

Enid: Explain yourself

Wednesday: My intrusive thoughts won

Divina: Don't they always?

[sapient-golem]

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