#what did I expect

[yuorpal]

the first time johnny texts kenshi "this song reminds me of you", kenshi plays it with a smile on his face. it's the most ungodly obsene jaw-dropping offended sigh enducing disgusting song ever

[butchsaint]

[gimmickname-blog]

Once played quiplash with people from a Florida church and let’s just say they did NOT like my response to “what is the worst reason to call 911” being “the towers”

[more-than-one-us]

Rouxls, look what you've started

Literally all we need now to have all of the utdr alters in my brain fronting at the same time are-

Ah. Here we go.

- 🌸

[h0wt0sleep]

leaving this here

[doomvoidjelly]

OF COURSE they did a retcon right after they said retcons were amateurish

[iwantacoolusernameman]

Im going fucking insane why can't you write a single tiktok comment without ppl giving their unsolicited advice on every little thing like omg leave me alone i didn't fucking ask ☝️

[capitalisticveins]

oh my god the listeners talk in animal crossing oh my

[mrakyvkafi]

The man in charge. The hours he keeps. The pride he takes. The orders he gives. The rules he follows. The ones he breaks. The giants he topples. The burdens he bears. I think about him a lot these days. Back then, I thought about him, too. I thought about how he managed to be the way he was and what I’d have to do to be like him. He did all that with one hand while he was carrying some pretty heavy burdens with the other. Every case was a burden that he piled on top of his own. The problems he saw in your eyes, well, he’d take those on, too. And somehow, every morning, he’d stroll in ready to take on more. Ready to push the team ahead. And I looked at all that, and I thought maybe one day I could figure out how to fill those boots.

NCIS: Origins (2025), S01E11 Flight of Icarus

[internetgiraffekid1673]

YES I AM STILL DOING OC-TOBER! I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S MID-NOVEMBER, I'MMA FINISH THIS DAMMIT!

By the way. Remember when I told you I did prompt 21 last time? Yeah that was a lie, that was prompt 20. TODAY is prompt 21, draw your OC with your favorite character

I have a lot of favorite characters from a lot of favorite medias, but I have firmly decided that my favorite book of all time is Disenchanted: The Trials of Cinderella by Megan Morrison. It's the second book in a series, and it is SOOOOOOOO good.

Anyway, my favorite character from that book is the blue fairy Serge. He's a fashionable model of professionalism who is waiting for his asshole boss to retire so that he can fix the fairy-godparenting business to help children in need instead of just rich brats. All of his carefully laid plans are abruptly hijacked when he gets an apprentice in Jasper, the crimson fairy who RADIATES dramatic theatre kid energy. I refuse to spoil anything else though.

In the Land of Tyme (the world where this book is set), witches are created by selling their souls to the Great White Fairy in the Sky (who's an asshole, but not explicitly a satanic allegory). To maintain their lives and powers, they have to consume innocence, usually accomplished by eating children. Witch and fairy magic do NOT mix, don't play nice with each other, repel each other, and make the users of both physically weakened and ill. It's like poison.

While Hazel's done some heinous stuff, she's not a cannibal, and she only preys on other evil people. Serge has no way of knowing this, and would be absolutely horrified in a number of ways if he met a child witch, while Hazel would just be confused.

Everybody go read The Land of Tyme series by Megan Morrison, it's been intricately worldbuilt to a degree that I would actually describe the books as lessons on civics, ethics, and politics disguised as fractured fairytales. They're REALLY REALLY good. Anyway.

[evilrobertsmith]

literally cant find any brown themed things that aren't fuck dark academia actually kms

[specificallybruins]

Bradley Kevin Marchand hitting me right in the FEELS

Of course the first thing you do on social media is to go to the Leaf's page and call your boyfriend a pigeon (with so much love)

You fuckin goober I love you so goddamn much

[preblesboys]

Don’t you hate it when you’re reading a book related to your specific interest but it’s sooooo boring yet, has vital information? Taking the good with the bad but what are my goals here?

Sorry I didn’t know in order to understand the Barbary Wars, I was going to take a crash course of England’s Civil War and the Navigation Acts of 1650-51. John Randolph of Roanoke references The Navigation Acts in Congress when James Madison had some pamphlet handed out to the members during the years leading up to the War of 1812 so I know that’s important.

“No duh” I tell myself when I say “There’s a lot to unpack when studying the politics and economics of war.”

[justanotherqueerpagan]

Made the mistake of giving a fundie Christian the benefit of the doubt as a nonbinary, bisexual, pagan. I’ll probably do it again because I don’t learn my lesson and I want to see the best in people, but it won’t be any time soon.

No, not all Christians are the same. That’s why I gave him a chance in the first place. That’s why I let myself be burned again. He was exactly the same. The same shit I’ve been hurt by. The same shit I’ve heard all my life presented as new information. Being told I’m an abomination. Being told that I’m going to hell. Being told that his god is the only way.

Sorry for the vent I had to get it out.

[starrynightsxo]

me when I thought cardan was gonna support jude when she claimed she was the Queen of Elfhame but exiled her instead

[whatamagicalplace]

Not Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei (2005) reminding me of Trump bastardizing the names of things (2025) 😭