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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
#neurodivergent#adhd#autism#executive dysfunction#shoutout to my dad lmao. mr ‘just outthink it!’#fuck! dude i never thought of that#waiiiit wait youre telling me all i have to do to overcome the Problems is put my mind to it#ok lemme consult the mind rq#im back. the mind is what has the Problems#my post#dave speaks
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The 10 Major Benefits of IT Consulting
Is outsourcing your IT department is right or not? Should we hire Consultant to handle your IT projects and issues? Somewhere we have such questions and doubts in our minds. But it is really Worthy to hire or outsource your IT Area or Project or Data centers to IT Companies or Consultant who has good amount of Experience and trained resource to handle your IT issues and projects challenges. The…
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#business consulting#consultant#consulting#consulting business#consulting career#consulting firms#how to start a consulting business#it consulting#IT Consultinmg#management consulting#Project Management#start a consulting business#starting a consulting firm#strategy consulting#tech consulting#technology consulting#what is consulting#what is it consulting#what is management consulting
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I don't think this guy knows what an equation is.
#he's a tech consultant#sir nobody should be consulting you on tech#what the fuck are you talking about
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#nancy drew#batgirl#cassandra cain#comic#comics#crossover#secret reagent comic#<- crossover tag#2025#dc#dc comics#for once this isnt based on game nancy its slightly more-- at least visually-- based on nancy from the files series in the 80s etc#also i usually give her a darker red hair but i didnt want her to look too much like babs lol#depending what era of cass this is theres good odds she just reveals her face to nan#i was thinking about how she acts in the connor hawke crossover#also the-blue-phantom got an editing credit bc i had to consult their brain which is full of nancies drew#actually if you like nancy drew read their fic. its peak
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Tim Drake Accidentally Takes Over the World (and Didn’t Think to Mention It)
So, Janet somehow spent decades climbing her way into every government worth a damn, ruling the entire world from behind the scenes. And then, because the universe is apparently wild, she left it all to Tim.
Cut to Tim Drake, the brand-new, completely reluctant secret ruler of the entire planet. And he just… never really thought it was worth mentioning?
The Batfam finds out when Bruce stumbles across an encrypted memo traced to a mysterious Gotham office with Tim’s name on it.
Bruce, holding up the memo: “Tim. Want to explain why this document about, oh, international finance reforms is signed with your encryption key?”
Tim, not even looking up from his laptop: “Oh, yeah. That. Janet left me her ‘global influence portfolio’ or whatever. Mostly paperwork.”
The Batfam stares in total shock.
Dick sputters nearly dropping his coffee: "Wait—you’ve been managing world policies?!”
Tim, shrugging, barely paying attention as he emails the president of Germany: “Well, yeah. I figured someone had to keep things running. It's not that big a deal. I mostly just redirect some policies. You know, keep things running smoothly.”
Jason, absolutely cackling: “Are you telling me that little Replacement here is the reason for half the ‘global cooperation’ headlines?”
Tim, scrolling through emails: “They send me reports; I send suggestions. And honestly, they make it way more dramatic than it is. It's not that hard."
Barbara stares at him, half horrified, half impressed. “How did we not notice this?”
Tim blinks. “I mean, it’s not like I was actively hiding it. I assumed you guys knew I was… kind of managing these things?”
Cue utter disbelief.
Stephanie, laughing too hard to breathe: “Tim, do you have world leaders on speed dial?”
Tim, completely unfazed: “Only the important ones. They text, mostly. Oh—by the way, I might’ve influenced a minor arms control thing last week. Don’t worry; it’s all sorted.”
Bruce, looking like he’s two seconds from fainting: “Sorted? Tim, we're talking about you having global authority here. People notice these things."
Tim shrugs again as his phone buzzes with notifications. “Sure, but it’s not like they’re going to do anything too crazy. I just suggest stuff, and they listen. Honestly, it’s like herding really powerful, really overdramatic cats.”
Damian, scandalized: “You mean to tell me, Drake, that you’re manipulating world politics like it’s a game of checkers?”
Tim, still casual: “Manipulating’s a strong word. Like I said, it’s more just nudging things along.” His phone buzzes again. “Oh, hang on. France is panicking about their energy policy again.”
The Batfam tries to process the fact that Tim—Tim, who routinely forgets what day it is—is now, somehow, running the world.
And then his phone buzzes with a message from the UN Security Council.
Tim sighs, glancing down. “Oh, great. Looks like they’re debating nuclear arms again. Be right back.”
Meanwhile, the Batfam is left absolutely speechless, processing the fact that their Tim—scrawny, coffee-fueled Tim—is apparently one of the most powerful people on the planet. And to him its just another tuesday.
#tim drake#batfam#tim accidentally becomes the most influential person in the world and its not even his fault#janet was totally paranoid ant who knows what and knew she had to get herself involved with any politics she could#somehow this means she ends up becoming some kind of consultant that all the governments go to for any advice#tim just doesn't care because it means more paperwork for him#tim learned everything he knows from janet herself so when she dies they all do what she wrote in her will and go to her son instead#batfam in absolute disbelief#how did none of them realize?!#tbf i dont think its something anyone would realize unless they were out right told#tim drake ruling the world
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Not Them still haunting me even on my hike.

More than one hundred miles away from home and I am still unable to escape Them. Not even physically.
I can't anymore. THEY WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE.
(keep away from my tags
#you've been warned#this is literally the physical manifestation of my subconscious. or consciousness more like.#can you imagine how utterly dumbstruck and BEWILDERED I was when this first whizzed past the car??#I was physically frozen in my seat cuz WHAT THE HELL IS THIS#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLMES LAW&WATSON LAWYERS???#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLMES BEING THE LITERAL LAW AND WATSON BEING THE LAWYER FIGHTING FOR HIM#like sksjskskdjsksksk HELLO?!?!?#there’s me losing my mind over this existing and actually happening to ME and also just how mind bogglingly funny this is#(and yeah no we’re not talking about those two morons breaking the law for each other and being literal partners in crime on a daily basis.#I can’t do this anymore.#I actually want to walk in and straight up tell them GOOD JOB ON THE SIGNBOARD#consulting. lawyers.#somebody write a fic please.#bbc sherlock#sherlock bbc#sherlock#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#acd holmes#acd watson#acd johnlock#johnlock headcanon#my bs#buckingham-ashtray
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OKAY NEXT NEOPETS LORE QUESTION.
What are people's thought on how to make Mystery Island um.. less. THAT. (racist)
Like would it just be a wake up one day and the whole map and everything related to it is different, or would people expect there to be some kind of plot involved?
If there was lore involved, would it be MORE insensitive to do some kind of mini-plot in which the people of Mystery Island are tired of being seen as nothing but a tourist destination and want to reclaim the dignity of their home, which ends with a lot of major changes to the location? Or could that be a nice narrative if done respectfully?
Would changing the land itself require changing all of the existing Mystery Island paintbrush pet designs? I feel like this is where it gets difficult because it would be best to not have any racist designs lingering around, but I could see a lot of backlash if people are using the base color for their pet and it suddenly changes and destroys their customisation. (This could be mitigated just by keeping similar color schemes but idk if the stripes and stuff that a lot of them have would need to go and whether it would be good to replace them (plus also, I think this is a very entitled thing to be upset about in the face of getting rid of racist content so I would hope people just dont fight it)) It would probably be kind of impossible to delete all the old pb items off ppl's accounts tho, at best they could be replaced by different wearables and the item images updated.
Thoughts, opinions, concerns? 🤔
#neopets#also not related to any site content im just gathering thoughts and opinions#cause i really want to see Mystery Island transformed but i wouldnt know how to do it without just throwing everything out and starting ove#and I feel like it would DEFINITELY need some input from actual culture consultants if it was going to remain anything close to what it is
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Elon Musk was forced to reveal who financed his purchase of Twitter. Amongst owners are two Russian oligarchs close to Putin and sanctioned over the Russian invasion of Ukraine: Petr Aven and Vadim Moshkovich.
Petr Aven is a Russian billionaire, founder of Alfa Group, which is one of the main wallets for Putin. Aven also attended a meeting with Putin on February 24, 2022 to mark the start of the invasion of Ukraine.
Vadim Moshkovich owns Russia's largest agricultural holding Rusagro. Naturally, he also attended the meeting with Putin on February 24, 2022 and, like Aven, did not protest against Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
#anyone tells me musk is not a corrupted oligarch and a russian asset#I will throw THIS at them#america#usa#the us#washington#russia#putin#politics#billionaire#elon musk#україна#укртумбочка#укртамблер#укртумба#twitter#btw the reason those two among other ru oligarchs were called to pootin in the wake of the invasion#is to consult them on what they can do with all the economic war spoils russia would get after ukraine's defeat#the agricultural sector the fuels the mines - all the oligarchs who own those sectors in Russia were called in to Putin that day#and those are Elon Musk's sponsors
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you were in my house. i ate your shitty fucking cookies.
#severance#severance spoilers#HILARIOUS line. THATS what you focus on? she was your sisters lactation consultant! like its just so petty
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one of the highlights of being wot show-only: looking at the polls and trying to guess which one of foresaken is a therapist and which one scientist gone mad. pretty sure the last one is lanfear, and from the ones we've seen moghedien could be a therapist, but she's probably someone else
out of the Forsaken that have either been named or shown up in the show we got:
medical doctor
therapist specializing in curing intense mental illnesses
philosophy professor
hedge fund manager
professional athlete
theoretical physicist
no one actually knows they just showed up evil one day
I will not tell you who is which one
#i consulted the wiki the Encyclopedia and the World book for the last one btw#because I realized I didn't know what their career was and everything was just like 'no one knows they just showed up evil'#I would add the other one that we're all pretty sure is gonna show up in the show#since that one is also very funny#but since they haven't been explictly confirmed I shan't#you'll probably be able to figure out what their career was on your own anyway#wheel of time#wot on prime#wot show spoilers#wot book spoilers
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read my powerpoint boy
#do you love what is going to be the new default microsoft office font. are you excited to be free of calibri#dragon age#it just brings me a lot of joy to write things down neatly but let me know if this is actually useful to anyone LMAO#i love to consult the sacred texts. and notice their terrible obvious mistakes.#not world of thedas writing each age as '1-99' even when that would mean theres only 99 years and 00 dates are referenced in the same book#excited to find out tumblr desktop lets u add 30 images. the powers of the posting bourgeoisie are within my grasp#zevsurana academics
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every major life choice that eddie diaz makes is somehow mutually assured destruction but he’s not sharing with anyone else he’s just giving it to himself twice
#enrichment in his enclosure#[eddie receiving his penance after confession voice] what do you mean that’s all??#[eddie diaz about to make a life changing decision without consulting anyone in his life voice] hold my beer#he is my darlingest dearest and he is so fucked up#eddie diaz#iinryer post
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#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#jiang yanli#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#jin zixuan#yanyan polls#ngl it is kind of wild that yunmeng shuangjie just decided all that without consulting her#also re: the last option#i once read a fic where the narration sadly went “well the lotus root and pork rib soup is wei wuxian's favorite soup#but not jiang cheng's favorite.....and yet yanli only makes wei wuxian's favorite...."#to which all i have to say is. well what's yanli's favorite soup.
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what's happening in the south of thedas?
throughout veilguard the inquisitor occasionally sends us messages from the front. they paint a pretty bleak picture as to what's going on down there and honestly, by the time vg ends, i think it's safe to say southern thedas is absolutely fucked. like irreparably so.
but! several times now i've seen the argument that it's not as bad as it sounds, that everyone down south will recover and be fine, and that anyone even slightly upset abt southern thedas being destroyed in a series of easily-missable notes is just overreacting. (that's probably a little bit of an exaggeration. but not by much.)
so. maybe i read those letters wrong and missed some obvious improvement to the situation! therefore, i've gone through all the missives and done my best to put the events in them onto a map. cause i'm very bad at visualising things. and it turns out uh. yeah no i'm pretty sure it's as bad as it seems down there. maybe even worse! i've also ended up with. yknow. even more questions tbh. i hope these fucking maps are readable. !! beware long post ahead !!
the fight for the south (obtained after meeting the inquisitor for the first time)
ostwick's shipping - what do they export? to where? whatever it is, the disruption's obviously enough for the inquisitor to notice and mention. (also, isn't a trevelyan inquisitor from ostwick? i suppose they don't say anything more about this?)
the antaam corsairs - are they harassing any other ships? have they cut the waking sea off from the amaranthine ocean entirely?
venatori-aligned nobles - which nobles, and where? are they spread across the country? do they have noticeable regional strongholds? more importantly, why have they allied with the venatori? what are they getting out of working with a fringe tevinter cult that was mostly dismantled ten years ago?
'far southern wilds' - is that just the korcari wilds in ferelden? or are the arbor wilds in orlais also seeing blight appear? (the blight consuming orlais later has to come from somewhere, after all)
the fall of weisshaupt (obtained after. well.)
'wherever darkspawn once had a presence' - every place that's had darkspawn? all of them? cause thats. most of thedas? including several regions we visit in vg, but i don't remember hearing anything abt darkspawn appearing in the silent plains, which you'd think might come up in the graveyard of nevarra's capital city. at the very least, this might explain why the south's hit so hard despite lusacan and razikale being on the other side of the continent, i guess? anyway i marked what i think are the the three largest, worst blighted spots, and i left my blight notes on the map too for lack of a better place to put them. you can see how many places might now be getting swarmed.
^^ - if i'm right and darkspawn are appearing everywhere they've been before. well. this could have been a fun way to incorporate worldstate choices? if the inquisition allied with the wardens orlais has warning of a horde emerging in the western approach, if the wardens were banished orlais suffers heavier casualties from having to fight unexpected darkspawn on top of the venatori. something like that.
'reports of darkspawn advancing to its very gates' - advancing to weisshaupt's gates? the fortress we just lost to the darkspawn? this sounds like the inquisitor's getting reports that weisshaupt's just under siege, not overrun entirely and abandoned?
'erasing all the gains that the wardens and dwarves had made' - the darkspawn getting to weisshaupt is erasing dwarf-warden gains on the surface, in the anderfels? or do they mean progress reclaiming the deep roads has been lost? because weisshaupt's gates are on the surface, and haven't had to be retaken before now (weisshaupt has been sieged by darkspawn before during blights, but it's never fallen entirely). unless they're meaning that darkspawn numbers in the roads during the siege were so high they've overrun dwarf-warden positions? or the loss of wardens assisting the dwarves and recalled to weisshaupt was that damaging?
'called them all back to weisshaupt' - once again. worldstates. past events. what happened to that warden civil war that was brewing in inquisition? what happened to the orlesian wardens possibly breaking off from weisshaupt entirely? what about the wardens in amaranthine, possibly allied with the architect, possibly working with avernus to research the blight? all of them got orders to up and head to weisshaupt, and they all obeyed, despite the internal conflicts we've been hearing whispers of for the past few games?
the tide turns (obtained after fighting the dragons in hossberg)
the felicisima armada - nice to see the armada mentioned, obviously, but it might have been even better if we got to actually learn anything new about it. instead of the half-baked beach and arena we could have had a hub in llomerryn/estwatch, experienced some of what makes rivain so distinct from the rest of thedas. we could have seen isabela acting as an admiral of the armada, maybe had some quests that lead to the armada harassing the antaam. yknow, gotten to be involved in the interesting things happening in the world, instead of hearing about them after they've already happened. (mostly i just. really don't understand where the lords of fortune came from in the first place? a rivain-based pirate faction already exists? it seems like isabela's a leader in both groups? what's going on here?)
the venatori - did the inquisition just do a really bad job ten years ago? i was under the impression the venatori as a group were finished, that they'd failed their plans, lost their god, and splintered apart. hadn't tevinter even publically denounced them? i know that doesn't mean much really, but yknow. after inquisition it sure seemed like whatever group succeeded the venatori would be starting pretty much from scratch, or having to use a new name, at least. but they're not only openly back in power in tevinter, they've got the resources to stoke conflicts across the continent? yet again. worldstates. thedosian politics. what happened in the past decade??
val royeaux to kirkwall - so the venatori are marching forces across nevarran territory into the free marches, these forces presumably including some amount of orlesian soldiers? i know kirkwall/the free marches are apparantly busy right now (getting blighted?) but as far as i can tell. nevarra doesn't really have anything going on? but they're just letting hostile orlesian forces cross their borders to attack the marches? i would have thought that would provoke some sort of response, given that nevarra (and parts of the marches) have been invaded by and fought wars against the orlesian empire several times?
the coming storm (obtained after speaking to the inquisitor again)
'little trace remains of the antaam dreadnoughts' - i'm assuming the antivan resistance has picked up enough momentum for the antaam to struggle to maintain control by now, and that combined with the efforts of the armada has lead them to pull their fleet back somewhat to keep from overstretching their forces. but i do like the idea that the antaam, competent trained soldiers, were beaten and driven off by a pack of pirates.
the drums of war (obtained after discussing how to attack tearstone island)
'the free marches have unified' - i know extraordinary circumstances can force things like this to happen but also. we know the free marches are divided enough that city-states will make alliances just to spite their neighbours. we know blights don't really bring people together without effort. i would love to know what sort of political manoeuvring has been going on for the entirety of the marches to unite to assist ferelden - or just the inquisitor? if the inquisition disbanded, why does the inquisitor still seem to have so much influence? also. the marches are doing this when they're in the middle of conflicts? hasn't kirkwall been entirely evacuated to starkhaven now?
blight in ferelden - putting those words onto a map makes them look way worse, doesn't it? the darkspawn now have redcliffe, much of southern ferelden, and most of denerim (if not all, by now), they'll spread the blight everywhere they go, and the blight itself has reached lake calenhad. as a reminder, this letter in da2 tells us the land around lothering is poisoned so badly by the blight it'll take decades to recover, if ever, after only a year. other places still haven't recovered after centuries. vg's blight might be changed in some way, but it doesn't seem to be any weaker, and only the blight in minrathous is destroyed at the end. assuming vg only takes a couple of months, it ends with ferelden blighted even worse than after the fifth blight.
the beginning of the end (obtained after escaping the regret prison)
blight in ferelden - (continued from above) by now, ferelden's certainly lost the korcari wilds, brecilian forest, hinterlands, and a decent chunk of the bannorn to the blight, as well as possibly all of lake calenhad and its shores, depending on how blight spreads in water. that's the majority of the country's settlements, farmland, and natural resources uninhabitable, unusable, or obliterated - again, the blight poisons the land, it takes decades to centuries for anything to grow there again. on the bright side, the tiny amount of unblighted land left in the bannorn will probably be enough to support the surviving population, since the refugees were few enough to fit into skyhold. from veilguard on, ferelden is likely reduced to amaranthine, highever, west hill, the northern edge of the bannorn, whatever region runs above lake calenhad, the island of brandel's reach, and the islands home to jainen and alamar. the new ferelden capital would probably be highever or amaranthine, possibly amaranthine given the arling's run by the wardens, and they'll likely become far more influential now that ferelden's blighted nearly as badly as the anderfels. at least they got to keep the circle in jainen!
blight in orlais and the free marches - it would make sense to me if the blight here has spread out from the wastelands of the western approach and the silent plains. honestly i might have overestimated how much land's been consumed? but equally we're told the blight's moving fast so. maybe i'm underestimating. who knows. regardless, orlais has probably lost it's southern regions, as well as a large part of the heart of the country. like ferelden, it looks like a lot of what's probably farmland has been blighted, as well as several major cities. that combined with the venatori-supported civil war they've been fighting this whole time means orlais is. possibly in a worse state than even ferelden! i don't know how they'll recover honestly. maybe orlais will fracture into a dozen smaller states, maybe they'll somehow have enough military strength left to attempt to expand and claim nevarra's unblighted land. either way, they're probably not a major power anymore. also, the dales are probably blighted too, though maybe not entirely? which is unfortunate for the dalish, assuming they haven't been completely absorbed by the veil jumpers and given up on the dales for arlathan. for the free marches, again assuming the blight's spread from the silent plains, kirkwall, wildervale, starkhaven, and tantervale are most likely to have been hit, if not lost entirely. the eastern city-states are likely alright. also. a lot of nevarra's probably been blighted? most of it, even. including the capital. and grand necropolis. cumberland might be fine though.
blight in tevinter? - we aren't told anything about what the blight and darkspawn are doing in tevinter, i think? aside from minrathous being miraculously cured so it can become the center of civilisation in the future, obviously. we're bringing back the pre-andrastian empire! anyway. the silent plains would be the main threat here, and if the blight spread up to the nocen sea it could split the imperium in two, which could be fun i think. and the blight from the anderfels could affect the western border somewhat too.
orzammar - yet again, worldstates could have had an impact here, affected whether orzammar has alliances that could help it hold out or not, things like that. but honestly, considering everything else that's been going on, it seems safe to assume orzammar's been entirely wiped out. kal-sharok might be the last surviving population of underground dwarves, aside from the ambassadoria in tevinter. who might now have lost their home entirely.
blighted leviathans - *blackwall voice* i would have liked to have seen it. but yeah once more the cool things are all happening in the background. seems like we could have run into these in a felicisima armada questline, or possibly with the wardens if the ten year old griffons were adults instead of hatchlings still. i don't even know what to say here honestly. this makes recovery even harder now, i suppose. orlais and nevarra have lost sea access, ferelden and the southern marcher city-states might struggle depending on how far the leviathans spread towards the amaranthine ocean. fishing might be a little difficult now too.
conclusion
rivain and antiva seem to have come out largely unscathed by the blight, and we know from rivain that andrastianism, the qun, mages, and spirits aren't entirely incompatible, so there's a real chance for things to improve there. the eastern free marches are probably fairly stable, all things considered. tevinter and the qun might be forced into peace, however temporary, given that the antaam's been decimated and the imperium's apparently going to be doing some restructuring. ferelden and orlais have effectively suffered an apocalypse. nevarra and the western free marches are likely only doing slightly better. the anderfels are. probably largely unchanged, tbh. very cheerful! what's happening in the south? nothing good!
as i've seen some others say, i don't inherently dislike the idea of the south, the places we're most attached to, suffering some catastrophe in service of underlining how high the stakes are. my problem is the way it's executed. all these events were thrown together into a handful of codex entries that were very easy to miss entirely. there was no attempt to work with the very different worldstates people could have, despite marketing reassuring us that our past choices would be respected. it felt like an afterthought added into the game to try and cheaply increase the emotional impact of a somewhat lacklustre story. many of the things people felt were missing from veilguard - the politics and intrigue, the relations between nations and peoples, etc - aren't missing at all, it turns out. they've simply been relegated to the background. we can see where they might be happening, guess at how our protagonist could have been involved, but we aren't allowed to actually participate anymore. and i think that's unfortunate for a series that used to be so determined to think about those things, even if it didn't always handle them very well.
#this turned out. so much longer than i thought it would. wow#anyway. actually impossible to bitch abt veilguard. everytime i start complaining abt something i go 'no i'm being unfair. i'm sure there's#an explanation if i check the wiki. consult a map maybe' and there never is. i just end up with more problems cause this game's such a mess#and then i spend hours doing things like this. i don't even remember what started this one#wait no i do it was harding and emmrich's stupid camping trip. i wanted to be sure i was right in calling it dumb as hell. and i was.#right i'm gonna stop checking and rechecking this and actually post it. it's probably fine. there's no major mistakes. for sure#datv critical#i guess? i feel like it's more bitter tbh?#dragon age#veilguard#dav
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Silly little beachip talk sprites I quickly put together for a stream
#my art#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#chip revvington#chainsaw consultant#toontown#mrs. beatrix#beachip#toon x cog#unsure of what to post but omg boo theres color
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I don't know anything about him but his chainsaw face intrigues me
#can't wait to grind out acorn kudos so i can find out what his deal is#🎰.art#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#cogblr#toonblr#ttcc fanart#chip revvington#chainsaw consultant#he's so silly without the hat i love it#i love rendering and shading metal <3
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