#what the fuck was that max

[letsplayeternity]

I honestly think Checo Perez did not think through his GP strategy. Sure, he arrived second, but this is what he has to deal with now. Is it worth it, Checo? Is it truly worth it?

[aahsokaatano]

people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

[cerebrobullet]

so i feel pretty normal about this

[ricky-mortis]

I love playing dress up with the blorbo

[alenseress]

The insanity continues

[valyrfia]

Charles is there any reason on Earth to look back like that

[bennyyrabbit]

Can we talk abt how Max had a crush on Grace, and Grace just wanted to sleep with him?

He asks her very nicely if he can carry her books, y'know, very cute, sweet, innocent.

She immediately decides NO because that's totally the same thing as sex.

And then he takes it down the "You're a dirty girl" road.

Max also punches a guy because he makes a joke about Grace being an ugly nerdy prude.

And in Grace's fantasy, it's kind of important that they DON'T care about each other, they say it FIVE TIMES.

And Max PAUSED HIS RAMPAGE to have sex with Grace, and then, instead of going right back to his rampage, he. Asks her to cuddle???

She wanted a fuck, he wanted to go on a date and cuddle and hold her books for her, and, yeah, have sex with her.

[hrhrg]

Dont ask me about the last one i had a vision

[crunchchute]

breakfast

[vanivanvanilla]

FUCKING WHAT ?

[queenlypirate]

they've given me brain worms

[letsplayeternity]

Every once in a while i think about "I always thought that if I would make it to F1, Charles would also make it" and "It's not a surprise that we're sitting here together" and i have to sit down for a second because what the fuck, Max. Why are you there dropping poetic ass lines like it's nothing. I don't believe in fate or destiny or whatever but honest to god those two make me rethink everything.

[cerebrobullet]

You can speak to me.

[maxcuntstappen]

F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x) (trash animal edition)

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

no face thing is so unbelievably true ... its like neuron activation for me

ITS CALLED HAVING TASTE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[presdestigatto]

so is anyone going to explain why max seems to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of charles memes or.

• “charles in baku” -> zero hesitation, knew the exact race, looked a little offended when checo started questioning him

• maxsplained the charles gf twitch story to checo

• “chuck leclerc” how did he know this

• mimicked charles’ “i dont think anymore” in their joint vegas interview (debatable but i’m pretty sure that’s what he was doing)

(if there are any more i missed lmk 🤲)