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demaparbat-hp · 8 months ago

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That infamous prison escape.

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chongoblog · 8 months ago

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So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

#politics cw #genuinely I think/hope this election cycle is what drives a stake through the heart of the maga movement #especially since Trump doesn't have much time left himself #edit: I messed up and had the wrong article for the whale story #just fixed it!

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roz-ani · 6 months ago

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IS THIS YAOI DOOMED ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS THIS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANTED?! 😭

#IF YOU DID THEN GOOD FOR YOU #I know he's coming back but it doesn’t change the fact this is messed up #viktor officially had it the worst I don't care what you say #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 spoilers #arcane #arcane season 2 #jayvik #viktor arcane #jayce talis #mine

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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cloudcastor · 6 months ago

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We finish this, Together.

#my art #jayvik #arcane #arcane spoilers #spoilers #idk how i feel about s2 as a whole #there's def some issues I have with some things overall but #i think ep7 and this are prob the highlights for me #gays in space what can i say i'm predictable and i have a Brand(tm)#haven't drawn an illust in like a HOT minute so this is very rushed and not how i wanted it to turn out but if not i'll keep messing with i #i RELEASE IT !!!!!

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mipexch · 7 months ago

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i'll fix it

#mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #captain curly #jimmy #this game messed with me so so bad #maybe ill have the drive to make more art of it because God. what the hell #gen art #blood cw

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kittiestarr33 · 6 months ago

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senblades · 6 months ago

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Adjustments need to be made. But first: what makes you tick?

#persona 5 #goro akechi #ren amamiya #takuto maruki #akira kurusu #if you squint Sumire is there #shuake #akeshu #again if you squint HAHAHA #oh third semester.... what a mess of fun implications you are #anyway that aside the colours on this were fun to do #i *want* to use green in more of my peices but it's hard to make work #worked here though!

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paiigemahoney · 7 months ago

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9-1-1 | Hen & Chimney "And thanks for following me down that hillside." "The first of many, I'm sure."

#911 #911 abc #911edit #hen wilson #chimney han #i call this gifset: a fucking mess #very not happy with it #but do you know what makes me happy?#that's right it's chimney and hen #season 8 please be kind to them #my gifs

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jumpropekittn · 9 months ago

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brittany murphy outside her ballet class wearing pink leg warmers, louboutins and a chanel purse in 2005

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demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago

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Hey, Spitfire! Try not to kill your brother ahead of time!

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Looking for Ursa right after being banished had some...wildly unexpected results. One: Zuko actually found her. Two: she wasn't alone. Three: leaving her children behind in order to protect them was, apparently, just something she did.

Looking at the bright side, Zuko now had a three-year-old younger brother to look after. Looking at the dark side, Zuko now had a three-year-old kid he needed to parent while also keeping him a secret from his father because—may Agni help him—the Fire Lord would have to go through Zuko first if he dared to even look at Lu Ten II.

(AKA an AU in which Zuko is a good big brother and doesn't want another kid to grow up like he did.)