#which causes problems

[limewatt]

gum is so dangerous. i will chew on a single piece for 6 hours straight, easy. and then my jaw will hurt. and at some point or another if you chew on it too long some gum starts falling apart. like the binding agents or something get broken down and it becomes a really gross shambling almost curdled mass. so i’ll spit it out. and then i’ll chew another piece. perhaps the next minute or perhaps the next day. until i chew through the whole pack of gum. then i’ll go months without having any gum. and then i’ll be like hmmmm i could really go for a pack of gum. and the cycle repeats. and my jaw hurts

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[serapheseraphim]

I need to talk more in actual posts. Fun Serapheserafact: I have too many teeth. I have had eight teeth extracted in my life and four of them apparently didn’t count as teeth. The dentist looked at them for a very long time before telling me I would not be charged for a teeth extraction. I wish I was joking. I still have four more teeth I need out. I’m in a sort of dental purgatory at all times.

[sapphicdalliances]

there are so many people who keep @-ing me lately who are obsessed with the idea of WWX being this underprivileged victim who suffered unfairly at every turn…

no, he wasn't a "scholarship kid" in contrast to JC being a trust fund kid, his family paid for him to go to college exactly the same as his brother, where he had the confidence to behave with absolutely no regard for consequences; before the war he carried a platinum credit card with JFM's name on it and he had job security from like age 10 as JC's future head of R&D

no, he was never treated as a servant, he was the HEAD DISCIPLE of a top 5 sect and afforded much of the privilege and respect that came with that. after the war he was JC's right hand, being second in the sect only to the sect leader. even in the burial mounds he never did a single chore and in fact got lightly scolded for creating more chores

he wasn't hated by the cultivation world because he was an uppity servant trying to climb beyond his class and making the gentry look bad through his own integrity and righteousness, he was hated because he was extremely powerful and super scary and violated a ton of social taboos and behaved erratically in public and seemed beholden to nobody

like girl… you're thinking of Meng Yao!

[lazylittledragon]

so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Merry christmas everyone <- 3AM, December 26th

[boarloved-art]

ghost girl no longer wip...they did it...they made it out of wip-dom.....

[hivemindscape]

im a big fan of esper powers slipping loose in harmless ways when they're happy

[burr-ell]

[rodentlegalteam]

While I do think using the four sword causes some bad physical/mental side effects, I ultimately think that the biggest drawback ends up being that none of Four’s colours ever do what he wants unless it’s a life or death situation. Four has a lot of work so he decides to spilt to get everything done on time. It does not go well.

Red and Blue both run on emotions so they immediately get distracted by whatever’s more interesting and leave. Red might eventually get back on track (if he remembers) but there’s still a 50/50 chance that he goes “oh but I don’t wanna do that now.. hope the others do it for me! <3”. Blue’s better at remembering but if the conditions for doing The Task are slightly Off it’s going to make him want to rip his own hair out so he just calls it quits. Green and Vio are more likely to actually get stuff done but the second someone asks Green for a favour he’s gone. He’ll end up spending the entire day running around delivering pastries or something cause people keep asking him for things and hes incapable of refusing. Vio will spend thirty minutes coming up with some sort of convoluted loophole to avoid The Task before disappearing into the woods for the next three days. He could’ve completed The Task in those same thirty minutes but he just didn’t feel like doing it in the moment. Four eventually reforms and literally nothing had been done. The real reason he keeps the four sword a secret from the chain is because he’s embarrassed about the fact that all the colours are literally so fucking stupid on their own

[callizinc]

Imagine being a minimum wage worker in a job you hate and you get sent on a quest to literally meet what's essentially a demigod of your world. As part of your shitty job. And you succeed, you literally meet a god, and the god is about to cleanse you of all your "sins," to allow you to ascend to a higher state of being, But then the god stops in the middle of the process because they recognize who you are and tell you that EVERYONE'S sins are able to be forgiven except YOU, because YOU SPECIFICALLY are unforgivable. And then you die and turn into a mannequin kind of and then you come back to life again. Happened to my good friend Ena from ena world

[zu-is-here]

no sofa no problems :D

[chocochat]

my 2025 hobonichi techo weeks ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

do not repost

[gingerswagfreckles]

Not really loving how my post about the left's love affair with eugenics and blood and soil ideology framed as "decolonization" got coopted into another "wait it's all Christianity??" "It always has been" post." Y'all are sticking your heads in the sand if you think this is a problem with "cultural Christianity." This is the exact same pattern we saw play out in the 1979 Iranian revolution and much of this ideology was coopted from the Nazis by the Soviets and reframed as progressive. This is not an issue with Western "cultural Christianity" and it would be great if Jumblr could stop engaging in the same "there's actually one secret root cause of every problem in the world and if we get rid of it we will have utopia" thing that antisemites have been using against Jews for 2000 years.

[queeniewithabeanie]

Sneezing Away Your Secret Identity

Dpxdc Prompt #66

“Hey are you alright there, you’re looking a little… green.”

Yeah he’s green, Danny is a ghost who just so happens to be sick and is therefore sneezing ectoplasm, of course he’s a little greener than usual.

But Duke Thomas doesn’t know that, so Danny puts on a smile ready to reassure him-

“ACHUU”

Before a sneeze comes on a whole bunch of toxic ectoplasm comes out, burning a hole through the floor at Duke’s feet.

[butchdiaz]

lowkey feels like tim wants two things in equal capacity rn which are

1. buddie canon

2. to live out his cheesy Bad Horror film dreams

and the result feels like trying to make ur barbie dolls kiss while ur house burns down around u