#which is so fucking funny

[seizethegay420]

Fun fact about Hot Fuzz

One of the members of the testing audiences in the US said that the music in the scene where Nicholas tells Danny to enjoy the rest of his birthday was "too homoerotic"

[aropride]

going to the beach in 60 degree windy weather and sitting on the ground and picking out seaglass for two hours is a normal hobby. i'm normal

[alien-from-planet-zog]

Something I made with my sibling today (@just-a-little-kreature) after we learned about The Sunshine Court and went insane.

*edit: apparently Jean going to therapy is already canon?! Good for him.

[fite-club]

isn’t a ‘bad take list’ inherently a dni list and you’re disrespecting your own ask title?

no. this is also why i think it’s funny when i interact with the people on that list and they make a big deal about how i’m interacting with them when they’re on that list. before i called it the “bad take hall of shame”, it said “i automatically distrust your opinion if you follow/reblog the following”. there is a difference between saying “these people aren’t allowed to talk to me” and “these people make terrible arguments and spread misinformation”.

[woundedheartwithin]

KK not realizing that the safehouse was cursed, despite having the affinity and being very sensitive to this shit, is funny enough, but the fact that either Ed, Dale, Rinko, or Erika put the picture in the very bottom of the box for KK to find instead of JUST TELLING HIM ABOUT IT is the funniest shit in the universe

[felikatze]

if i had a nickel for everytime i thought abt the in-universe implications of pokemon roms i put darkrai into, i'd have two nickels

anyway. when dusknoir comes to the past and sees The Human as like. well he's not gonna know who darkrai is but he DOES have eyes and when he sees The Human as this giant shadowy figure of nightmares that towers over the entire treasure town population (excluding ursaring) hanging out with a fucking TREECKO does he burst out laughing in private or does he punch a wall until his hands hurt

[vyragosa]

i feel like a did a week’s worth of analysis tonight it’s actually hurting my brain

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[socvincjpeg]

The book of bill website is open and typing in breakup/divorce gets you..

bro...

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[heartorbit]

searching for a star that's still unknown to anyone!

[inner-space-oddity]

i might work on my fanfics because i do my best work when im intoxicated as fuck lmfao

[darkovstein]

tw: suicide mention, depression

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.