#whiny ace

[throwmethroughawindow]

Ace Begging preview (Ace x F!Reader)

“You’re doing so good for me baby,”

I murmured against the warm skin of Ace’s abs, swiping my tongue against his salty skin as another one of his moans filled the quiet room; one of his hands buried in my hair pushing my mouth closer to his body as the other was gripping the bedspread. Nipping at his sharp V-line, I couldn’t help but let my hands wander to cup his bulge as another shaky moan spilled from his plush lips as he pressed his hips up to chase after my hand. Licking along every dip and stopping to suck a hickey every couple of inches until I made it to the waistband of his boxers, letting my tongue slip underneath it as he tugged on my hair a little harder, another whimper falling from him.

“Please sweetness, please.” Ace’s deep voice always sent a wave of heat through me, but when he was begging? That could bring anyone to their knees to do anything and everything he asked of them. 

“Please what baby?” I moved my hand off of his bulge to tug the waistband down to lick another stripe as he arched his back. I continued to pull off his boxers, freeing his thick cock to slap against his stomach; the flushed red tip extremely shiny with all the precum that had been leaking from all of the kissing and licking I’ve been doing.

“God, you’re so beautiful baby. I can't wait to show you how much I missed you."

[theaceofarrows]

Being aroace is so much easier when you're a kid. For one, no one bats an eye when you groan at a boring, unnecessary romantic plot in the show/movie you're watching (especially one that feels rushed) and two, no one ever judges you when you turn away when a sex scene comes on in a show/movie, in fact, you're expected to do those things. But when you get into you're teens and adult years and you do those things, people treat you like you're either the delicate, innocent little flower, or like there's something wrong with you. And frankly it is beyond annoying.

[gumdefense]

Reason n°7348 you should watch the ace attorney stage plays: Phoenix and Maya

Edit: this post is months old but I can’t believe I forgot, here’s a direct link to the plays (with subtitles provided by Rayne :D, edgeworthlez, Grace rivalsforlife, and PinkPurpleBlus)

[specialagentartemis]

The end of a fandom fixation is such a bittersweet feeling. It’s like a fever breaking; you were in the throes of it for a year, two years, however many, it’s all you think about, you want to discuss it and create for it and relate everything back to it, it’s the constant running background noise of your brain. And then something happens or maybe nothing happens. And one day you realize that you don’t really care like that anymore. You don’t feel the desire to check the Tumblr tag or keep up with the AO3 tag and the fan conversations spinning ideas about it don’t give you the urge to join in. You sit down to your fanfic WIPs and don’t really see the point. You’re looking forward to the next installment but don’t feel the need to Do Fandom about it. It’s gone from your Fandom back to a thing you just like.

[ct-multifandom]

I don’t know if this is a controversial hot take or something a lot of people feel, but I’m tired of hearing people unironically describe Ace Attorney as being “about gay lawyers”. Because it’s not. Do the lawyers act gay? Yes. But that’s not what 99% of the playtime is about.

At the end of the day, Ace Attorney is a satirical story about the corrupt justice system in Japan as represented by a kind-hearted defense attorney protecting (mostly) innocent defendants from having their lives ruined by misguided prosecutors. Its goal was to flip the cultural narrative that defense attorneys are trashy scum who make money off of sympathizing with criminals. And they did this through episodic, goofy murder mysteries.

So where does the gay come in? They wrote some accidentally romantically-charged dialogue, fans were obsessed, and the writers decided, yeah it’s pretty good, let’s do more of that. So they proceeded to toss in more gay side-banter and whatnot amongst the homicide investigations and court sessions.

Now, it’s not like Ace Attorney is the deepest, most poetic social commentary ever written, but it still has a meaningful theme inspired by a real life issue, so it’s pretty discouraging seeing people either not process it or straight up ignore it in favor of “the gay lawyers”. And that’s not even getting into all the other meaningful, non-romantic character relationships that have way more presence in the plot.

I know there will always be uncritical, shipping-brained people in every fandom, but what gets me about how bad it is here is that people who only know as much about AA as what they’ve heard really think it’s “about gay lawyers”. I was watching Drawfee recently, and genuinely all they know about the games is contextualized by Karina’s gay lawyer ship art and brief plot description of how gay the lawyers are. My friend recently told my other friend that Ace Attorney is about gay lawyers to which he was like oh yeah I heard about the unnecessary feelings scene. This is all he knows about the games.

I don’t want to make this sound like a bigger deal than it is, but damn. It truly feels like a lot of people refuse to engage with media in any way that doesn’t involve smashing male characters together like dolls. If you comb through the entirety of the Ace Attorney franchise, you’ll see that such a small fragment of everything that happens is homosexual law, yet that’s the thing that gets amplified to ridiculous proportions. All I can do for now is focus on the posts from fans that love the games themselves just as much if not more than they love the ships.

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Normal people: man, its so sexy when people leave love bites and make their partners say "I'm yours"

Me:

Anyway here are all the times Husk ✨💦dominates💦✨ Alastor in my fic:

I mean obvi we gotta have that cat neck biting thing duh. They do that to stop the girl cats from running away cuz their dicks are fucked up.

So cleaning and grooming are big parts of cat behavior and socialization. Its part of getting your scent on the other cats and marking them as part of your colony, it's a dominance thing, it's literally just a nice thing to do to help out and bond with your family. 10/10 secretly cute af.(briefly considered tagging this fic with eyeball licking)

HEADBUTTING. Same vibes as the previous grooming stuff, headbutting or cats rubbing themselves against you/other cats is them marking you as family. Some people have interpreted this as like cats saying they own you but its less possessive and weird then that I think lol just making sure people know you have a home and aren't some loose street human.

Y'ALL EVER SEE A CAT JUST ABSOLUTELY GET IN THERE?? Cats will shove their entire cat heads into another cat's ear and its fucking wild. Al canonically doesn't bathe, so that shits gotta be crazy in there. Also I'm talking a lot about cat behavior but I don't know anything about deer. I assume they probably also lick each other to some extent??

so back to grooming. Y'all ever see a cat licking and cuddling another cat and it's so cuties and so sweet but suddenly the cat doing the licking just bites the other cat?? That's the dominance babey. My 2 cats fucking hate each other for some reason and Lady will get extremely pissed and smack/bite Chocolate if he tries to reciprocate when she's cleaning him. Cuz she hates him and doesn't want him trying to assert control over her or something idfk what her problem is

Anyway read my fic, I put so much effort into just knowing about cats and writing porn for the most niche market of people

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[ace-aro-queerplatonic-positivity]

Aside from possibly attending a(n unrelated) protest in the evening

Do you folks have any suggestions what one could do to celebrate “anti-valentines”?

I might just treat myself to cake if I find nothing better

I don’t have friends who I could spend a “palentine’s day” with and while I’m sort of a romo aro (and certainly partnering aro), I’m in a mood to stick it to the system recently

(That last but feels so silly but no clue how to word it differently)

I will be wearing one of my aro pride hoodies, definitely, and I do have green hair 😁

And I might post some alterous/ queerplatonic pining on my writing sideblog but that’s not relevant

💚💛🧡💙

[vroomian]

Being ace has never been a question for me. I didn’t get the maybe I’m wrong feeling that a lot of people seem to. 15!year old me saw my friend gushing about her new crush went well that looks exhausting and anoying. How bout I just don’t :/ and then I didn’t! Nearly 20 years later and I’m still very firmly ace lol. Never had a single doubt about it

[bulgogisland]

happy friday the 13th! here’s kiki from my island and my baby milo from real life <3

[xamaxenta]

Bc i never plan my art unless its for a zine idk how to further proceed w that gym piece i never intended for it to have a background but i felt called out by the post that mentioned the things artists who dont draw bgs/dont often draw bgs do and i didnt wanna just post another Ace art of him standing in a void but now i have to adjust the colours and most modern gyms are like greyscale with one highlight colour and its driving me insaneeeee

[forlibcrty]

if they don't stop open worlding my narrative series i'm going to start hunting ubisoft execs for sport

[samglyph]

Don’t get me wrong I love the positivity in my nice curated online spaces but sometimes I do get really scared that my queerness combined with the rest of me is going to make me end up alone

[ac-liveblogs]

you know. i still think tezcatlipoca’s design sucks for a character meant to represent tezcatlipoca but goddamn, the tez/day vibes are IMMACULATE

[feretra]

in case you’re wondering about what kind of gay i am: it’s the one who lays on the concrete outside the country’s largest mall with a iced coffee coolng herself with a black cat hand fan under a giant lace parasol. she’s probably whining because she’s already developing a sunburn after ten minutes outdoors.

[ace-of-hearts-and-spades]

College classes start back tomorrow and I have to wake up at fucking 7:30 a.m.

[soldier-poet-king]

Tell me why my 40 something year old uncle is the only person other than my CHILD cousin who petulantly demanded a second piece of bday cake and finished it (without checking if anyone else wanted it - including the actual bday haver my brother) and also barely did anything all day and whined while we jarred tomato sauce and did the "easy" jobs we normally save for the kids so they can feel like they're helping bc he was "too tired" to do any work, while I worked all day with a bum wrist AND hip without complaining as did my elderly grandparents and my father who is RECOVERING FROM SURGERY and he's so demanding and makes his mother/my grandmother do almost everything for him and complains always about everything and we all low-key thought him getting married 2 yrs ago would maybe fix this but his wife is almost as bad and I'm just

/SCREAMS/