#who wouldnt wanna talk abt jegulus their whole lives

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Regulus *hands James s flower*: This flower needs sunshine, so naturally it belongs to you.

James, voice cracking: Th- thank you l- love

Later talking to Marlene

James, head on her lap: aNd tHeN hE gAvE mE a flOWeR. Mar it was BEAUTIFUL- but not as stunning as him ofcourse and and and

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Star "idiots to lovers" chaser

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James *watching Gossip Girl*: Huh... I wonder where Penn Badgley is now

Barty *smirks*: He's in You

James *horrified*: Ex- excuse me (lip trembling)

Regulus: Barty (glares at the Barty in question) means he's in a show, called "You"

James: Oh. What is it about?

Barty and Evan at the same time: Love

James, walks away: Hmm. Think I'll give it a try

Regulus: ...you two deserve eachother

Evan: Hey.... Atleast the second season is (grins)

Regulus *so done*

Barty and Evan *cackling*

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Regulus Arcturus Black

That's it. That's the tweet.

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James: KEY LIME PIE IS CHEESECAKE

Regulus: Baby...

Peter: PrOnGs! How could you?

James: Pete! There's no difference other than what? Cream cheese?

Peter: YES!

James: SO ONE INGREDIENT IN A RECIPE HAS A WHOLE NEW NAME because of... ONE ingredient?!

Barty: ... He's got you there buddy

Evan: Good job Jamie boy

Peter: WHERE DID YOU TWO COME OUT OF

*Barty with a flashlight on him, whispers*: We are always there Candyman. Alwayssss thereeee

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A not so great, big tragedy

A convo with my friend and I about The Marauders

Me: *points to my friend* YOU

Friend: *turns around*

Me: We gotta have a LONG conversation about the Marauders. I have NO ONE *her name*, NO ONE to talk to

Friend 2: What're The Marauders?

Me: *turns* Harry Potter's dead dad *turns back to friend 1* I downloaded Tumblr because of it !!

Friend: Awe nah you need therapy

Me: I EVEN READ FANFICTION

Friend: AW NAH YOU REALLY NEED THERAPY *laughing hysterically at my pain*

Friend 2: The only acceptable fanfiction is vampire diaries

Me: NO!