#i would sell both kidneys to see james the sun potter smile

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Regulus *hands James s flower*: This flower needs sunshine, so naturally it belongs to you.

James, voice cracking: Th- thank you l- love

Later talking to Marlene

James, head on her lap: aNd tHeN hE gAvE mE a flOWeR. Mar it was BEAUTIFUL- but not as stunning as him ofcourse and and and

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Badly made memes with headlines

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Jegulus Raising Harry (1/1)

Every year James would turn into his deer self and Regulus would put a red nose on him. So then James would go to the forest and wait. Regulus would dress up Harry (making sure his ears are warm) and they would go out to see if they could find a reindeer.

Every year, Rudolph would be in the forest.

Prongs: *drinking water in a pond*

Regulus, with a little smile: Oh my, Harry dear do you see him?

Harry, gasps and his eyes sparkle: Papa, it's Rudolph!

Regulus: Go say hi to your friend, darling.

Harry skips joyfully to his friend, closes his arms around his snout, and the deer snuggles ingto him. They play for hours.

Regulus puts him on top of Rudolph, Harry swings from his antlers, Harry pets his friend thoroughly while giving him sugar cubes and carrots, and they roll oround in the grass.

Regulus: Sweetheart, it's getting late. We have to go home to make daddy hot coca with marshmallows or he'll get pissy. Oh don't look at me like that. I'll give you extra cream.

Harry, gloomily dragging his feet: Bye, Ruddie. I have to go back home- my daddy is waiting for us. I love him so much... I wish you could meet him. *whispers* But he doesn't know about you- it's mine and Papa's little secret.

Harry hugs his friend's chest because he knows it'll be long until they see eachother again.

When Harry and Regulus get to the door, Regulus kneels down: Remember Harry love, Rudoph is our secret.

Harry makes the motion of locking his lips.

When Reggie opens the door, Harry goes running to the couch where he sees James.

Harry: Daddy! Papa and I had so much fun today!

James, smirking and sweaty: Did you? Whatever did you do?

Harry, grining goofily: We went to the forest and played for hours!

Regulus: Harry, why don't you go get the cream while I talk to daddy?

Harry: Ok!

Harry runs as fast as his little feet can take him without falling.

Regulus, kissing James: Hello, lover.

James: Hi, my deer. *kiss* My life. *kiss* My star. *kiss*

Regulus, blushing and going around to move James to his lap whispers: He's so happy. You did great, mon soleil.

James, snuggling into Reg and kissing his neck: Thank you, my love. I think this was my best performance.

Regulus: I think all your preformances are spectacular *winks*

James, through laughter: Fuck yeah they are

Harry stumbles into the living room with a face full of whipped cream.

Harry: Guyssssss, c'monnnn. I need marshmallows!

James is in tears from laughing and Reg is clutching his stomach. Reggie runs to Harry, picks him up, and throws them both into James.

His family, his beautfiul family.

James and Regulus smother Harry in kisses and then when he thinks he can't laugh anymore, James carries them both to the kitchen.

And that's how the Potter-Black house always felt like. Full of joy, full of hope, dreams... and always full of love.

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JAMES POTTER'S BIRTHDAY

James Potter had waited 364 days for this day to arrive, and he was ecstatic the second he woke up.

He turned around on his bed to find Regulus staring at him lovingly, with an easy smile on his face.

"Happy Birthday, my love," Reg kissed James' hand, and if it wasn't his motherfucking birthday, he would have time to blush.

There was no room for James to say anything back before little footsteps were heard running towards them at full speed.

"Happy burth-day daddy!" Harry yelled as he jumped on Regulus to get to James.

Once he got to him though, he wrapped his arms around James and his parents laughed.

Regulus picked up James who was holding their son and started running around the room. There were giggled and chuckles all around.

Until Regulus sighed, kissed James'temple, and ever so gently whispered, "Three... Two... One..." Because it happened every fucking year.

Suddenly the door was swing open and Sirius came running through the door and pushed the Potter-Blacks into the bed and hugged them all at once.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRONGS! HOW'S MY FAVORITE FAMILY DOING?"

And that was it. Regulus knew what was going to happen from that moment, because it felt like routine every year. Peter would bring a cake, Sirius would "distract" James, Remus would organize the gifts alphabetically, etc.

Even Evan and Barty helped, they adored James.

And it was always so beautiful, how even though they all did this for James, it was more of James giving them the gift of him in their lives. Because that's what James was: a gift.

And Regulus' gift... Well. That had to be given later when they were alone.

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James Potter and Sirius Black are perfect examples of healthy masculinity

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Sirius has siren eyes

James has doe eyes

Regulus has bored eyes

Remus has dark under bags

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Regulus:

Regulus: no, baby

James: *whines* B-b-b-but Regggggggg

Regulus: Jamie. No.

James: *tugs at Reg's sleeve* Pleeeeeaseeeeeeeeeee

Regulus: James. You are my whole world, I would do anything for you. I would die for you, kill for you, live for you- I'D CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST FOR YOU! But this... non-negotiable. Not happening.

James: But love... for me *fixs his glasses even though they don't need to be fixed*

Regulus: *inhales sharply* James I am not letting Sirius over again. He always sleeps in our bed. HE'S ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE and hogs the sheets

James: B-b-b-b

Regulus: *kisses James' temple* No, sweetheart.

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Star "idiots to lovers" chaser

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James *watching Gossip Girl*: Huh... I wonder where Penn Badgley is now

Barty *smirks*: He's in You

James *horrified*: Ex- excuse me (lip trembling)

Regulus: Barty (glares at the Barty in question) means he's in a show, called "You"

James: Oh. What is it about?

Barty and Evan at the same time: Love

James, walks away: Hmm. Think I'll give it a try

Regulus: ...you two deserve eachother

Evan: Hey.... Atleast the second season is (grins)

Regulus *so done*

Barty and Evan *cackling*

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-James Potter

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James probably calls Regulus "mommy"

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Real love is Regulus Black getting upset when James' glasses are gone and a perfect match is James Potter folding at seeing Reggie's hands.

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James Potter is SO James Potter and I can't explain it

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Regulus, you sneak

January 14th-

James: Happy Valentine's day, my love *hands him a big bouquet of flowers and a ten page handwritten letter*

Regulus, schocked: Oh... *blushes becuase he realizes what happened* thank you, baby

James, gleams

Valentine's Day Morning-

Regulus, kissing James' face awake

James: Mm. *hugs him* What is this for?

Regulus: I planned a day for us.

James: Oh?

Regulus: Mhm. We'll have breakfast with Sirius and Remus *kisses James' temple* then we'll go to the forest where we'll have a picnic in our lake *kisses James' other temple* and at night; I'll make love to you under the stars *kisses forehead*

James, teary: Oh.

James: I'm not complaining, *sniff* but why?

Regulus: Because today is all about you, mon soleil. Now let me ravish you Jamie, or Sirius will burst through that door and kill be for what I'm about to do to his best friend

James bursts out laughing, his hand running through Reggie's hair while Reggie indeed, ravishes his lover.

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James Potter being canonically pansexual is very special to me.

With that... Here is a picture that Sirius probably hung up on every wall of Hogwarts

And make no mistake, James loved every second of it

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James: KEY LIME PIE IS CHEESECAKE

Regulus: Baby...

Peter: PrOnGs! How could you?

James: Pete! There's no difference other than what? Cream cheese?

Peter: YES!

James: SO ONE INGREDIENT IN A RECIPE HAS A WHOLE NEW NAME because of... ONE ingredient?!

Barty: ... He's got you there buddy

Evan: Good job Jamie boy

Peter: WHERE DID YOU TWO COME OUT OF

*Barty with a flashlight on him, whispers*: We are always there Candyman. Alwayssss thereeee