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90s-trait · 11 months
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first night in the new cottage.. and there's a thunderstorm outside
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pawbeanies · 1 month
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tagged by: @emo-mmy !!! hi!!! running around in circles around you thank you for the taggg
im. putting this under a readmore because i realized i like talk so much and then i got embarrassed because this is so long and silly and i go on a billion tangents. tagging games fun though !!!
last song:
covering my face with my sleeve paws i may be silly. lately i am getting into vkei bc beloved people in my life are like "you would like it!!!" and i DO !!! this specific song is actually a cover of the op of the 80s rose of versailles anime which like is in itself a whole other fun thing to talk about because of its like influence but like OK its a good somg. its a good cover. lareine is no longer together but like the members have gone on to do other stuff !!!!
favorite color: pink and blue !! i am indecisive and it swaps... but i like those the most
currently watching: sara z's video on dear evan hansen!! for some reason. my yt algorithm is like all musical theatre videos. or episodes of kitchen nightmares. i don't even think i'm all that into theatre but i like listening to people who know more tear into it
last movie: i was like in agony trying to remember what the last movie i watched was and then i remembered. its twilight. it was twilight. im on a vampire kick right now it seems (but also it was like at a friends house and i was only half watching because they brought their pet rabbit out to hang out with us and i was playing with it the whole time and it was BITING ME !!!!) (but also i was like locked in for the baseball scene. the best scene in all of cinema.)
sweet/spicy/savory: cruel i cannot choose one... trapped between sweet and savory because while i love spicy things i cannot handle them ...... i feel like i like sweet things sliiightly more but. hmhm. like when you eat too many sweet things you end up wanting something savory yknow .....
relationship status: single ........... there is an obvious reason why i think you can tell from my posting (its that im annoying and do not shut the fuck up .........)
current obsession: unfortunately the vampire book series i have been like talking about so much, silver under nightfall and its sequel court of wanderers !! i am thinking of what i wouldve done differently in the sequel fkskfksf (also coming to the horrid realization that they were like setting up pegging but i dont think my guys ever got pegged. whats the point. truly. heres my editors notes. why didnt the main character get pegged? like theres so many things that were set up and mentioned and that didnt come to fruition and thats not my only critique its not JUST about pegging. but the lack of pegging is like representative of many of the issues i have with the book. why didnt he get pegged. they bring it up MULTIPLE times and yet we never saw the strap. they describe it in universe as being "shafted" and YEAH i certainly feel shafted !!! i need answers!!!!!!!! im OPENING my googledocs and writing the fic where he gets pegged !!!!!) this will like pass in a couple days im sure. i think. i hope
um also my fun game blorbos i think. yah
last thing i googled: "pin feathers" like the kind that birds have !! i dont remember the context anymore but they're like. developing feathers on a bird and sometimes they have BLOOD in them and then they are called blood feathers isnt that cool... i wish i was a bird
tagging: not tagging anyone in particular because i'm nervous about tagging people fksjkf BUT if you see this and you wanna do it please pretend like i am !!! tagging you !!! do these !!!!!!!! im tagging you in spirit if you want to do these. tagging you with. my mind. yipee
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takaraphoenix · 2 years
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No actually, here's the specific version of that last post, because it drives me mad.
So a JohnZee shipper came onto my King Shark/John post to throw around insults, ending it with a variation of JohnZee superiority.
And there are layers to why this one pisses me off.
First of all, will never stop being baffled about "this isn't the right ship uwu" behavior ON CANON SHIPS. Used to canon endgame shippers having a superiority complex and stomping out non canon rare pairs. No understanding for this cringe behavior either, but used to it.
But to attack a canon ship for not being the "right" canon ship is just... many shades of embarrassing all on its own.
It's 2022, ship wars are already childish and outdated enough to be an embarrassment as is, but in a franchise that hinges on a MULTIVERSE. Where many different universes with many different ships exist in canon. It just... HOW do you end up a ""fan"" of it if you fundamentally do not grasp the core concept of the thing...?
The multiverse is the PEFGECT analogy to fandom and shipping. Many many interpretations amd versions exist, but a version with a different ship existing does neither threaten nor erase the existence of YOUR favorite version. You could literally just not engage with the Elseworld that isn't to your liking.
But even the multiverse aside, in the movie where King Shark and Constantine hooked up, that was a PAST relationship. Not even the endgame, like... specifically JohnZee was literally still endgame in that movie...
There is something so inherently creepy about trying to erase the past for the sake of your ship. Wanting them to be each other's first and only. It is such an unhealthy mindset, this obsession with having no other romantic or sexual partners before they get their endgame.
They treat love like you get ONE jar full of it at birth and pass out parts of its content with each relationship, meaning there is quantatively less love to give to your "endgame" partner if you loved someone else before them. Like having loved someone else before somehow devalues the current love. And I have seen this behavior A LOT in fandoms; this isn't the first time I've observed this.
It's so nonsensical and untrue.
And now back to the specific parts.
Because all of this pisses me off all the more when it is about John Constantine.
John isn't some chaste, romantic one true love kind of guy. He, canonically, fucked a humanoid shark. Made out with Lucifer in a public bathroom. Proposed a threesome to a man and his basically werewolf husband.
John Constantine fucks around. That is... just an inherent part of his character. And if you can't accept that... you don't really like John Constantine, you like some fanon version you created in your head.
Now the other part of what pisses me off here, specifically: I am a huge JohnZee shipper. I love them. Adore them. They are one of my top five favorite DC ships.
How dare someone go around shit on other John ships in JohnZee's name.
And now the last layer of why this pisses me of: My original post always implied JohnZee because it was Zatanna who brought the punchline.
Because thd beauty of JohnZee is that she KNOWS what kind of man John is. And she still loves him. She doesn't need to erase his past to love his present.
Or try to change him. Because I am 100% a JohnZee poly truther. They are always together. And always in love. Even when she has a hook up in Vegas or he is snogging satan. The next time they meet, their pillow talk is about their individual hook ups. Even when I write, or read, other ships for either of them, to me, JohnZee is still a thing.
With other ships, I multiship differently, in more of a multiverse approach. But these two? To me, personally, they belong together but they also don't restrict each other and they exist outside of each other and have a consensual, polyamorous arangement.
This ship lends itself so BEAUTIFULLY to polyamory, to acceptance and to a very spicy and rich past. Why would you want to reduce it to some generic, bland "one and only, no one before, during or after" ship...? Can't comprehend that, honestly.
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wedemkktzip · 1 year
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121122 hojun kkt trans a thread 🍒
~*pic it's when they taking pictures of pepero
~he want to sleep early but he can't cuz he's hungry
~he really can't sleep when he's hungry
~he thought about it for an hour and decided to not eat and come to gc
~ he likes to original pepero
~It's not necessary to come to practice room, but if they don't have a schedule, everyone gathers at the practice room
~they memorize each other choreography quickly maybe it's because they watch, learn and get influenced the most by each other's dance
~he ate chicken breast fried rice and cherry tomato for lunch and for dinner, he had kimchi stew at Korean restaurant with his friends
~he later correct it said he actually ate wheat rice cake. He's bad at tell the difference between those two.
~he use iPhone basic camera to record dance video
~Doosan was with him earlier but Doosan left first because of his schedule
~ingyoo is a king of good restaurants and so sure that ingyoo have more than 100 good restaurants in his phone
~he recommend chicken skewer truck at apgujeong exit 3
~he likes spicy food but not too spicy, just a little bit spicy
~he really really likes strawberry milk
~he also likes plain milk
~he eats Paris baguette bread often cuz his mom used to buy it for him when he was a kid
~he also usually bought it at school in the morning
~chocolate conch bread, sausage bread and egg bacon is the type of breads he's like
~he had a bite of yonsei milk bread it was more delicious than he imagined. If the expectation taste is 60,the actual taste is 120.
~Mcdonald burger he's often eat is bacon tomato deluxe.
~the quotes app that he uses to get motivation is called motivation
~he really love fantasy genre and read alot of webtoon when he was a kid. His fav is God of highschool. He also enjoy reading love revolution.
~he takes about 20 minutes to learn new choreography
~he cried while watching end game (marvel movie) and he also loves it so much
~he did parody a of Thor holding a hammer. If he found the video he will show it to us
~he did post it on his insta bit the acc he used to post it already gone
~he found the video and suddenly feel embarrassed and asked us to think its cute
~the reason why the classroom looks empty it's because his other classmates were preparing for college entrance exam
~he and his friends decided to pursue other career than art so they takes the exam earlier
~his homeroom teacher told him to do anything he wants in the classroom since he's already done with his exam
~he was an art major
~he applied for the first art school in Busan.
~it took him an hour and half to get to school so he woke up at 5:30 am and got ready to go out but one day it's rained alot. So he's wondering can he go to school in this weather but after that, he just decided to go cuz he's didn't hear anything from school and once he's arrived and change his shoes to slipper, all the students are requested to leave the school
~about perilla leaf discussion, if his friends wants to help his lover, it's should depends on the closeness between he and them. If those friends is a real friends like Jimmy or noan, then he wouldn't care at all.
~kamel is the member who talks the most in wedem gc
~he hope widibiji gets closer to each other
~he want to be a fan of widibiji and asking us about the fandom name😂
Q:What animal do you think of yourself as?? A puppy or bear??
A:🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️ (I think he want to say polar bear)
Q:Who do you think had the highest difficulty in parenting?
A:I didn't even think about it. Eojin!
Q:do you experience that you can't breathe while laughing?
A:Oh, it's already part of my daily life
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maybeilovu · 2 years
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I am a sucker for giving characters small details about them personality wise that would probably only come up in tiny conversations or specific scenarios in like an rp or something. And they don't even have to be that small or big, ya know? Just like, think about it.
What is their favorite time of day? Why? Is it cuz of food, cuz of a certain reward around that time, a sight? An event? A memory? What about a favorite time of day on weekends versus weekdays? Does it change for certain areas, like when traveling abroad? Are they a morning person but would stay up all night kind of person? A night person that envies the way people see the golden horizon first thing in the morning? Would they make people stop and look at the sky during their favorite time of day, if its like sunrise/sunset sorta deal?
Favorite food? Do they have multiple, each for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and snacks? What about specific dishes? Specific preparations/recipes? Would they eat it if their parents made it but not anyone else? Not just "they like sweets more than spicy" NO! do they happen to have that one spicy food they actually do like? Like mild queso dip and chips or something? Do they combine sweets with spicy? What about sour? Umami? Do they prefer a certain texture of food? Would they like waffles crunchy or soft? Eggs soft or hard boiled? Scrambled or fried? Do they eat nuggets with BBQ or ketchup? What about both? How do they like their burger prepared, or their steak? Are they actually open to new food or do they just hate wasting food? Do they get embarrassed by their favorite food? Or maybe too excited, or both, when it's around? Or do they share it? Why do they like the food, anyway, is it diet reasons? Flavor reasons? Memory reasons?
They don't like something? Like bugs? What kind of bugs? Does it also include worms, and if so do they actually hate the creepy crawlies or do they just hate the thought of what they feel like? And so does that somehow include not-bug-creatures like frogs or something? What about bugs that no normal person would know about. Do they know the difference between a minecraft and irl silverfish; in fact, if they do, do they like the minecraft silverfish but would scream at the irl one? Do they FEAR the bugs or do they just not want them to coexist inside their home? Would they calmly/gently save a bee that flew into their house on accident but then screech at a moth? Would they actually be fine looking at bugs online or in like an exhibit but freeze when seeing the real thing in their bathroom?
Fashion?? Uhm, more please. Do they combine styles, do they use certain inspos, what are those inspos? Do they just get ideas from like instagram or do they make their outfits themselves? Do they prefer makeup or hair styling? Do they even style or do their makeup? Would they save certain types of styles for certain events, or is it all the same kind of thing? Do they switch it up often, if they like multiple?
PLEASE. It's somehow so fun, and specifying those details can really make characters feel a bit more real, at least to me. You don't have to, but really, when you make a character and want to work on those kinds of details, ask more questions than just "what do they like/dislike?" Ask questions you'd ask someone you're trying to befriend, or maybe friends you're like zonked with or something. You don't have to put it all on their character sheet, but really. Soz for the long post lmao
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please please a part 2 of that gamer!geralt au, them doing something like Q&A
Nonie, I hope you know what you signed up for. This got out of hand lmao. like 2.4k of Q&A kind of out of hand. 
Warnings: swearing, talk of drinking to excess, kinda spicy questions, lil kisses, idk how but I meant for this to be goofy and horny and it got kinda soft? what’s new?
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“Holy shit,” Geralt sat staring at his phone as he mindlessly stirred pasta.
“I swear to god, if you found a way to burn noodles-” Jaskier turned away from the blender to wave a wooden spoon covered in pesto puree.
Geralt shook his head and held his phone up to him, scrolling through the replies to a tweet as he did, going on for ages as Jaskier’s jaw slowly got closer to the floor.
“What are those for?!”
“I put up a poll for a boyfriend Q&A or a game review and not a single person has voted for the game review.” Geralt was still scrolling through questions people wanted answered as he watched Jaskier’s face go from shock to confusion to a smug grin. 
“They love me,” he sang, kicking his heel up as he turned back to the pasta sauce.
Geralt rolled his eyes and started screenshotting some of the less invasive questions, shaking his head and muttering, “Course they do.”
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Geralt pressed record, waited a moment, and heaved a dramatic, long-suffering sigh, “You guys literally didn’t even give me a choice on this one,” he reached off frame and scruffed Jaskier, plopping him down on the couch with him. 
Jaskier didn’t stay where he was put for even a moment, using his momentum to bounce up onto Geralt’s lap with a shit-eating grin, “Oh? Are we rolling?”
Geralt dropped his forehead to Jaskier’s shoulder, stifling a laugh, “This is gonna be a long one.”
“Yeah, it is,” Jask agreed, then turned to the camera, stroking Geralt’s hair, “My fans want more!”
“OH-kay,” Geralt manhandled Jaskier to sit next to him which earned him a pout and a leg draped over his lap as he continued his intro, “I’ve got a bunch of questions from twitter. I didn’t even have to confirm which video we would do, you guys just went straight for the kill. I picked a few, Jask picked a few, neither of us knows which ones the other picked.” he turned to see Jaskier wiggle his eyebrows at the camera, “Why am I thinking you picked the raunchy ones?”
The brunet pretended to be offended before he smirked, “Only a few.”
Geralt rolled his eyes. “Of course,” he nudged Jask with his shoulder and opened up his phone to his screenshots, “Okay! First up is AdamSandlersBitch, nice name. They asked what Jaskier’s favorite gaming console and game to play is.” he turned to Jaksier with raised eyebrows.
His boyfriend cringed, “My.. my phone? I don’t know? I play a lot of Candy Crush while I listen to podcasts?”
Geralt smiled sweetly, “Wait what about Stardew Valley? I thought you started that?”
“I did!” Jaskier brightened up for a moment before he deflated again, “But I got confused and then the ADHD made me bake cookies.”
“Those were good cookies. I’ll play with you if you want?” Geralt’s normal ‘streamer dude’ persona melted away while he played with the rips on Jaskier’s jeans. 
Jask leaned forward and kissed his temple, “I’d love that.” 
Geralt blushed, even after years, Jaskier’s affection still caught him off guard. 
“Mkay! My turn!” Jaskier flashed his devilish grin and read, in his most obnoxious voice, “Dwn2Clwn said ‘do you two live together? Have you said ‘i love you’? And who tops?’”
Geralt’s mouth twisted into an upside-down U as he stared at Jaskier in muted surprise, “Honestly, not as bad as I expected.”
Jaskier looped his arm around Geralt’s, “I’m starting off easy.”
Geralt let his mock-disapproving gaze linger just a bit before he answered, “The living together is kind of new-like a few months. This one said ‘I love you’ on, what? The fourth date? Fifth?”
“Fourth.”
“No, it was the fifth, Eskel locked himself out on the fourth. Remember?”
“Shit you’re right,” Jaskier gave the camera a stern look, “In my defense, we’d been friends for a good four years before this. I wasn’t just confessing my love to a tinder date - though I have done that before.”
Geralt nodded, “That was very amusing.”
Jaskier tapped his nose, “Don’t avoid the last part, darling.”
Geralt huffed and stared down the camera, and, in the most matter of fact tone possible, said, “We switch. Compromise, folks. Can’t have one person doing all the work all the time.”
Jaskier nodded sagely, patting Geralt's chest, “We got a pow-”
Geralt clamped his hand over Jaskier’s mouth, 100% sure he was going to say ‘power bottom pillow princess’, “Nope. I’ll get demonetized for that.”
“But not who tops?” Jaskier asked through Geralt’s fingers.
He just shrugged, “I don’t make the rules.”
Jaskier tapped his phone and raised his eyebrows, telling him to move to the next question. 
“Mis- Mischanication? Shit I hope I said that right, Mischanication asked, ‘would you ever get a pet together?’ We did! Her name is Roach and she’s a little shit! I told Jaskier not to feed her, but he did, now we have the snuggliest, crankiest cat I’ve ever met!” 
Jaskier had gotten up to pluck Roach from her perch on the windowsill when Geralt had read the question and plopped down with her as Geralt finished his proud speech, “She’s not a little shit! She’s just delicate! Isn’t that right, darling?”
Geralt scratched under her chin and cooed, “You are a nasty little dragon baby, aren't you?! Just a little garbage child! Yes, you are. We love the tiny demon beast.”
“Geralt!”
He snickered and kissed Jaskier’s hair, “Next question, love.”
Jaskier grumbled something about positive reinforcement as Roach scampered back to her cat tree and he unlocked his phone for his next tweet, “This darling wants to remain anonymous,” Geralt gave him some serious side-eye at that, “they said ‘I think I’m in love with the flower twink, where can I find one of my own?’”
Geralt frowned at the camera and pulled Jaskier onto his lap, holding him close and snuggling into his chest, almost growling, “Hands off.”
Jaskier giggled, brushing Geralt’s hair out of his face as he talked to the camera, “You heard the man. Unfortunately, I was not mass-produced and I’ve been spoken for.”
Geralt looked up at him with what could only be called suspicious puppy eyes, “You picked that one just to sit in my lap didn’t you?”
“Yes. And because I want to change my socials to ‘flower twink’.” 
“Do it,” Geralt kept Jaskier on his lap as he swiped to his next question, “Eggsfuckingsuck - heh, my dad hates eggs- Eggsfuckingsuck says, ‘what is the most embarrassing thing you’ve caught each other doing/saying?’ Oh boy, do I have a story for you!”
"Oh I couldn't say the thing but you can tell this story!?" 
"...you have a point... Check my insta stories. I'll put it there after I post this." 
Jaskier nodded, ever so pleased, and turned to the camera, "Our dear Yennefer of sorceryglammour once beat Geralt at trivia night when the theme was 'video games'." 
“We did shots before we went to the bar and she goaded me and Lambert into a chugging competition before the round started. I’m telling you, she planned this. Yen is ruthless.” Geralt desperately tried to justify his defeat but Jaskier was having none of it. 
“She’s mostly harmless, plus I have video evidence from that night. You weren’t that far gone.”
“Pull it up! Let’s settle it.”
Jaskier patted Geralt’s head like one would a toddler, “I’d have to get my old laptop out. Later, darling.”
Geralt had a smug look on his face, “That means he doesn’t have it anymore.”
“Next question!” Jaskier squeaked, not at all changing the subject. 
Geralt shrugged, “If you admit I won that one.”
“It’s not a competition!” Jaskier laughed, looking down at him with that stupidly smitten look on his face.
“Hmmm…” Geralt tilted his chin up defiantly, “if you say so.”
Jaskier kissed him, lingering a little bit more than could be considered chaste, “I do.” 
Geralt looked up at him, batting his eyelashes, “Fine then, next question.”
Jaskier handed him his phone and he read it off leaning his head on Jaskier’s shoulder, “CountryBumpkin42 asked if we play any instruments. I play the recorder very poorly, but Jask plays everything.”
“Not everything, but yes, I could cover a Trans Siberian Orchestra song if I had a pedalboard with enough loop settings.” Jaskier preened. 
“And more,” Geralt added, counting on his fingers as he spoke, “In this house alone he has two pianos, three different types of guitars, a drumset, a violin and fiddle, a flute and piccilo, an oboe, a mandolin, a lute, bongos, saxophone, clarinet, tambourine, trumpet, and xylophone. Did I get them all?”
Jaskier glanced from side to side with a guilty look, “Ah… no, I bought a bass sax that showed up last night.”
“Oh, did Thursday at 3 decide they wanted to switch after all?”
“Yeah! She got the third chair as a freshman on a loaner instrument! I’m very proud!”
Geralt seemed to remember they were recording and turned back to the camera, “J teaches music at the university and does private lessons.” 
“It’s how I can afford such a pretty trophy boyfriend,” Jaskier teased, ruffling Geralt’s hair and earning a little chuckle.
“Mkay, what do you have next?”
Jaskier smoothed Gearalt’s hair back down as he read the next question, “3R4108F6!J asks if we have any cute nicknames for each other.”
Geralt’s eyebrows nearly flew past his hairline, “J has a new one for me almost every day.”
“Its true,” Jaskier nodded, “I am a slut for cute nicknames. This morning was Ger Bear, one of my faves. I called him Thumbs for a bit, I lovingly call him Dumb Fuck rather often.”
“And he is Dip Shit, it’s balanced. I usually just shorten names? Jask or J is usually it, right?” Geralt asked, shifting so Jaskier was sitting on the couch between his legs and they were both turned out toward the camera but very much still cuddling. 
“And when I’m being childish I get Alfie. But Geralt is much more deliberate and specific with his nicknames. It’s a bit of a friendship level up when he uses nicknames.”
Geralt frowned at him, “I do that?”
Jaskier giggled, “You never noticed?”
He tilted his head, giving Jaskier a quizzical look, “Not at all.”
Jaskier cupped Geralt’s cheek, “You’re so cute.”
Geralt blushed again, leaning into the touch just a tad, “Who’s turn is it?”
“Yours,” Jaskier hummed, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead. 
“Okay,” Geralt blushed even more, “I had this one as an alternate, but uh, Yen asked what we’d name our first kid?” 
Jaskier leaned into Geralt’s shoulder and hummed as he thought for a moment, “I always like Blake or Spencer, but I seem to remember you saying something about old world traditional names?”
Geralt nodded, absentmindedly running his fingers up and down Jaskier’s arm, “My grandma was hoping each of us boys would be a girl and wanted mum to name us Cirilla every time. I quite like it, but I’m rather open as long as I don’t know someone with the name. I really like Eric?” 
“Oo, I like Eric.”
“But you like the neutral names.”
“I do, but it’s your hypothetical kiddo too.”
Geralt gave him a little squeeze, “There’s time for that later. What’s your next one?”
Jaskier snorted when he looked at his phone, “What are your guys’ love languages?”
Geralt just looked down at Jask, completely entangled in his arms, then up to the camera, “I’m gonna hazard a guess at physical touch.” 
“Yeah, I think that’s a safe bet,” Jaskier giggled, “I haven’t taken the quiz in years, but I was that and gifts.”
“Oh, yeah. Physical touch and words of affirmation. I got like a 0 on acts of service and gifts, but I really like giving gifts.” 
“Mhm, yes you do,” Jaksier wiggled his eyebrows, then turned to the camera, “I also had no idea you could have different giving and receiving languages till I met this one.”
Geralt nodded then turned to him with a slight frown, “you know I really thought your questions were going to be more graphic.”
“Oh, honey I saved the best for last,” Jaskier winked. 
“Fuck me,” Geralt grumbled before reading off his last question, “Cali852 asked what we did for Pride.”
Jaskier’s eyes lit up, “Oh Pride was fun. We watched the parade, of course, then Yen did our makeup and… and where did we go after that?”
Geralt looked like he’d been waiting for this, “We went to a club, where you ordered three kamakazis, knocked them all back, danced for twenty minutes, then I took you home.”
“N-no… we went to the beach, didn’t we?”
“That was the year before. We were going to go to the drag show at our regular bar too, but someone had just finished grading finals and went a little too hard.” 
Jaskier grinned, “Speaking of finals, time for the last question. I had a different one in mind but if the thing I cant say from earlier would get this demonetized then that defintitelyi would. So we’re going with ‘what is the wackest placy y’all banged?’”
Geralt snorted, “Shit who knows anymore?”
“Well there was the boat?”
“Or the train?”
“Nah, too standard. What about the cabin?”
“Heh, no I think your o-”
“I don’t have tenure darling,” It was Jaskier’s turn to slap his hands over Geralt’s mouth, “The answer is a dilapidated structure my parents still try to call a cabin out in the foothills.”
Geralt laughed and pulled his hand away, “Okay, that can be the answer.”
“Is that it? Now we just say bye?” Jaskier looked between Geralt and the camera.
Geralt shrugged, “Yeah. You wanna say the thing?”
Jaskier wiggled with a little pride and excitement, “Don’t forget to like and subscribe! Bye Fuckers!”
They both waved for a couple seconds before Geralt got up and turned the camera off. He popped out the memory card and was going to immediately start loading it onto his computer but Jask hooked his finger through a belt loop as he walked past and tugged him back down. 
“I’m tired. Snuggle with me.” 
Geralt hummed, “We just snuggled that whole time.”
Jaskier heaved a dramatic sigh, “I know and this is exhausting. I don’t know how you talk to a camera all day.”
Geralt stretched to set the chip on top of his laptop before collapsing back on top of Jaskier who had stretched the length of the couch, “Are you making fun of me?” he teased. 
Jaskier cupped his face between his hands and pulled him up for a deep kiss, “Oh never.” 
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stray-kids-react · 3 years
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SKZ reacting to edits of their new male member
Masterlist
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Bang Chan
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° It was a Chan's Room vlive, and fans were thrilled to ask him about you. Chan read through the thousands of comments about the new member, but one link caught his attention particularly.
° He copied the link quickly, whilst explaining his first impression of you when you joined the band. Gushing over how quiet and nervous you seemed, especially when you were around Chan himself.
° Once the video started, it had cute gifs and videos of you doing soft aegyo while the sweetie pie song played over it. Chan thought that'd be the whole video, but he was sadly mistaken once the song changed.
° A flustered giggle left Chan's mouth as his ears turned bright red, feeling as though he shouldn't be watching this. It was as if he just walked in on you changing, it just made him feel very embarrassed and flustered.
° Once the 1:34 second video ended, a long pause filled the live. He tried to gain composure after what he just witnessed, but his shy state of mind was still very clear amongst the fans who were watching.
"That was great editing... *giggle* I don't think I've seen y/n in that way before."
Lee Know
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° It came up on his YouTube recommendations, as he was watching crack edits fans made of him and his members. Minho never saw an edit made to show the duality, except for ones of him.
° He honestly wasn't fazed at all by the edit, approving of your sexy side. He soon watched other edits of the members and gave them each a like. Minho was the one who sent you the video, with a smirk emoji.
° You knew it was either something to make you flustered or something very random. That made up most of your conversations with Minho through text, especially if he had the smirk emoji after the link.
° The next day, a sly smirk will be plastered all over his features. Mimicking the moves you made in the fan made edit, even going as far to make Han play the song in your edit as he mimicked you.
° Won't ever let that edit go, just because he loves how flustered you get by it. He'll giggle at you when you cover your face, feeling proud that his hot stage presence has rubbed off on you.
"I am sexy, you are sexy, let's be a sexy team together. What do you say?"
Changbin
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° While working on their comeback with you, Changbin got a notification on his laptop. The thumbnail was you with devil horns and a halo. His curiosity got the beat of him, so he clicked on the fan made edit of you.
° Changbin could only smile nervously when the hot edits came into play, many involving hip thrusts and grinding. He felt very uncomfortable, mostly because he saw you as brother more than anything else.
° It made things 10× worse by you being in the room with him, watching the edit next to him. Both of you at loss of words, never thinking that either of you would be in this type of situation together.
° Changbin began to chuckle at how weird things felt, asking you to promise him that you'd both forget this ever happened. Even thought it will probably haunt both of you for the rest of your career together.
° He continued on working on different side tracks for the album, both of you chuckling randomly at the reminder of what you had just witnessed. But both of you promised to not tell the other members.
"Lets promise to try and forget we watched this and not tell the members about this."
Hyunjin
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° Both of you were quite close and showed and each other everything, whenever a hot edit of either of you came across your phone's. Both of you would just laugh it off, amused to see either of you so serious.
° Both of you know that fans will find you hot, even if you don't see why in certain situations. Neither of feel uncomfortable with seeing edits of each other, knowing it is simply part of being an idol.
° That still won't stop either of you from laughing when you see clips of each other with sensual music over it. Hyunjin laughs especially hard if he knows the clips and what actually happened behind scenes.
° There was one clip of you drinking water and fans went nuts, even though they always seem to cut out the scene where you choke on the water because of Jeongin's very effective aegyo.
° Hyunjin can make a big out of it, usually laughing with a slightly disgusted face. But he means no harm when doing it, he just wants to play around with you and knows you would do the same with him.
"Y/n, why do change so drastically whenever you wear an opened shirt on stage?"
Han
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° Tries to act like he isn't fazed by the fan made videos of you that Minho is showing him, but he is and it shows through his blushing cheeks. His way of dealing with this is to try and laugh off the awkward tension.
° He thought that bringing it up to you would make it more awkward, but he found out that seeing you clueless as you why he keeps looking at you with a surprised glaze over his eyes is much more nerve racking.
° The next day you'd confront him on being so award around you, asking what you may have done to make him uncomfortable. Instead of avoiding the topic, he just admitted to watching a fan video of you.
° You laughed uncontrollably at his confession, after so much worrying that you offended him or made him un easy. Instead, he was just flustered by how hot and sensual you were in the fan made video.
° He promised to not make you worry anymore, and will not trust anything the Minho sends him with a smirk emoji. You both look back at that whole scenario and still laugh at how silly it truly was.
"I promise not to make you worry again, or answer Minho when he is smirking."
Felix
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° Everyone knows Felix is a king of duality, so he honestly isn't that fazed when he sees edits like this of you. He will however become giggly and a show off his sunshine smile, but that's only because it's you.
° It's strange for him to see you as a sensual sex appeal, when you were the same person who cuddled him when the power went out during a bad storm. And also cuddles him daily to his appreciation.
° Isn't fazed by fan edits, but can get uncomfortable when it comes to people Iver sexualizing you. Such as trying to see how big your dick is through leather pants or only calling you just a sexy visual.
° He won't bring up the edits to you unless you show them directly to him, he knows how it feels to be embarrassed by sexy edits. Mostly because of natural and human insecurities, and knowing it is made public.
° Felix won't tease you about your edits, even though he giggles when witnessing one its only because he sees you as a cuddly teddy bear. He won't hesitate to try and hide any overly sexual content of you from the public.
"Don't worry about it, me and jyp will find a way to delete that post. Stay calm."
Seungmin
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° Will hype you up in a soft way, he'll cheer quietly when reacting to an edit and even clap when it ends. Seungmin is just proud to see how far your stage presence has come, and it happy that you were able to debut.
° Doesn't try to see these edits as sensual videos, rather than the fans appreciating your visuals and amazing presence. He will however get a bit bashful if the clips aren't from stage performances.
° Cheers you on cutely when you do a sexy dance for the fans during concerts, giggling afterwards when you become a bashful mess and hide behind someone... Usually Hyunjin because he's the tallest.
° Prefers you softer edits rather then your Spicy ones, mostly because there is a less chance of being flustered and becoming red with the softer edits. Even if sometimes they make him cringe on the inside.
° Seungmin is your shy hype man that is honestly just so proud of you, and isn't ashamed to tell you how proud he is of you. He loves how fans welcomed you to the group even if you debuted later than the others.
"Y/n worked so hard to get here, and I feel like a proud brother by just watching him."
Jeongin
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°Jeongin is a the maknae and it truly shows during almost everything, from his natural aegyo to his charming stage presence. However it also shows when he playfully teases you for your fan edits.
° Jeongin won't take it too far, but just enough to make your ears turn red. He enjoys seeing you become so flustered over something you did. It makes him confused but also very satisfied.
° Jeongin doesn't like the sexy edits as much as the cuter themed ones, but will still use them against you nonetheless. But that's only ever yo get a reaction out of you and show you how much fans love you.
° He gets bashful from hsi edits, and will beg on his knees for you not to play them. He just can't stand watching himself being sexy or cute with everyone around it watch. It feels different on stage however.
° He'll feel bad if you get very shy from an edit, so he'll hug you as an apology and bribe you back to trust with some snacks. You adore Jeongin's behaviour, seeing him as an adorable brother to you.
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quicksiluers · 3 years
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for the writing prompts, maybe…48 (could be college rather than high school?) or 23? no need to do both, pick whichever gets the words flowing! (and Grant/Sherman for the ship, unless you’d rather write something else lol, I don’t much mind)
so I went with 23. meeting on the train au, but I love 48 as well so I think I MAY write something for that?? I'll keep you posted!
Once again, I went overboard...cause why not, it's what I do best. Under the cut, hope you enjoy! (and yeah it's Grant/Sherman, I'm on a roll with them so why not lol)
“Folks, we appreciate your patience during this time. Our crew is working hard to fix the issues we seem to be having with the controls. We’re estimating another half hour before we start moving again…”
Grant sighed, gazing out the window. The leaves of the trees were slowly starting to change over from deep green to a smattering of orange, yellow, and red. Some of them blew off their branches, dance like in the wind as they spun around. His eyes followed them as they blew further away before they were lost to him. If he was resulting to watching leaves being pushed around, then Grant knew he was truly bored out of his mind.
Normally, the train was more reliable than this. He had been riding this same line for years and never once had any issues. There was a first time for everything of course. Luckily it was for a trip where he wasn’t in too much of a rush. As much as he wanted to see his family, he didn’t mind a small delay in having to confront another issue with his father. He could already play out the scenario in his head and was exhausted by the idea of it.
Something poking him in the shoulder brought him out of his thoughts, “Hey, do you know if the outlet is working?”
“I believe so,” Grant looked down at his phone, noticing the little charge symbol still over his battery. His eyes caught the brown ones looking back at him, his fellow passenger with a scowl on his face. Either he looked like that all the time or the wait was making the redhead impatient.
It could be a mix of both.
“It is, let me just…,” pulling his charger from the outlet, he held out his hand to the other man, “I can plug it in for you.”
“Thanks,” the other man muttered, “Can’t believe we’re stuck sitting here like this…”
The plug was passed over to him and quickly Grant pressed it into the outlet. He had seen the redhead a few times on the train before. It was hard to miss him. Going to school in DC as he did, it still was rare to see someone with such red hair. He liked it, though he wouldn’t tell his fellow passenger that. He’d think he was some type of creep.
“Well, hopefully, they can get it fixed.”
Scoffing slightly, the ginger raised his eyebrow at him, like the idea of that happening was foolish, “Do you really think they will? I’ll bet it takes another hour.”
Grant frowned at that, the other man’s tone striking a nerve, “Well I think it’ll be a half-hour like they said. Care to make a bet on it?”
Amusement flashed in the stranger’s brown eyes, “What’re we betting?”
“I’ll buy you whatever you want from the dining cart.”
“I have a better idea,” the redhead grinned, “What stop are you getting off at?”
Confused, but unwilling to back down, Grant replied, “New York City.”
The other man’s grin grew, “So am I. Whoever wins has to buy the other one’s dinner. At any place of their choosing.”
“Is there a price limit on this?”
“Why?” He crossed his arms smugly, “Think you’re going to lose?”
The stranger was pushing buttons. Grant stared at him, trying to see past the overconfidence, “Just want to make sure I don’t run you dry when you lose.”
Laughing, the other man put out his hand, “Funny. Fine, how about $50?”
“Seems fair,” he grabbed the other hand, giving it a firm shake, “Grant, by the way.”
“Sherman,” the grin stayed in place, looking down at his phone, “We’ll have to wait and see. Just know that I like spicy food, so hopefully, you can handle that.”
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“I still can’t believe those assholes fixed it that fast.”
Grant bit into his noodles, covering up the grin on his face. His new friend had been cursing about losing for over an hour.
About five minutes after their bet, the conductor came back over the speakers and said everything was back up and running, much to the delight of the other passengers. Grant kept his face neutral as he watched Sherman’s drop, much to his delight. It wasn’t often that the things he bet on won out in the end.
There was a ramen spot he always stopped at when he was in the city. When he had mentioned it to Sherman, the taller man tried to not be too pouty about it, making Grant laugh.
“Well, maybe next time you’ll have more faith in them,” he teased, mixing over the noodles, trying to absorb more of the flavor into them. Though tempted to find a more expensive spot, he knew better than to be boastful about his win. Any free meal was a good mean in his book, “It is their job.”
Slurping loudly, the redhead grumbled something under his breath that Grant didn’t catch. He rolled his eyes before digging into his food again, savoring the simple flavors. His eyes caught Sherman’s hand going for the spices again and he shook his head, “How can you even eat anything with that much spice?”
“I should be asking how you can eat something with such mundane flavors,” Sherman countered, catching himself at the annoyed expression on Grant’s face. He sprinkled a few more flakes onto the noodles, “I mean…I just don’t understand how you don’t like any spices.”
“I like some,” objected Grant, “They just can’t be…too spicey.”
“Which defeats the purpose,” Sherman pointed out, emphasizing it with his chopsticks, “The spice gives it a rich flavor! And there are so many different kinds, combining them makes anything better. You’re missing out.”
Grant frowned, eyes flickering over to the spices on the table. Why was it bothering him? He barely even knew this guy! People always teased him about his lack of taste before and it never bothered him. But it was different with Sherman, though he couldn’t place why.
Reaching out, he grabbed the container and sprinkled it on top of the remaining noodles. Mixing the flakes in, Grant gathered up a good portion of the noodles and stuck them in. It didn’t seem too bad…
Sherman stared at him, his eyes slightly wide, “Oh shit Grant, you really…”
That determination he prided himself in melted away quickly. His mouth felt like it was on fire, the flavor overwhelming, and he wasn’t sure if he was going to choke or suffering finishing up the food. Quickly, he swallowed the rest, his throat burn as they went down. Grant began to cough into his elbow, squeezing his eyes shut as the burning sensation found its way to his chest.
A glass was pushed into his hand and without even looking he brought it up to his lips, swallowing the contents. It took him a second to realize it wasn’t water, but milk. The pain slowly ebbed away, his tongue still tingling.
A low whistle brought him out of his heat-related pain. Grant looked up, watching Sherman thank a waiter before turning back and looking at him with that dumb smile on his face, “You weren’t kidding about that lack of tolerance.”
He couldn’t tell if it was from the heat of the spice or the rush of embarrassment that made his cheeks burn. Grant grabbed a napkin, whipping his nose with it while glaring at Sherman, “You could have mentioned it was really hot.”
“Hey don’t blame me cause you went all gun-ho with that,” Sherman held his hands up, trying hard not to laugh, “I didn’t dump all of that spice on your food.”
Abandoning the rest of his food, there was no way in he was going to finish it now, the two got up and paid, leaving the restaurant behind. The cool fall air refreshed Grant as they walked along the sidewalk, his tongue still tingling from the awful sensation. The pair walked in silence, the constant city noises filling the void.
“Hey,” Sherman pointed out, grabbing Grant’s arm lightly, “there’s an ice cream place over there. Let me make it up to you since you didn’t get to finish your food.”
“You don’t need to do that,” Grant reasoned, “I was the one who did it.”
“I insist,” the redhead replied, stepping in front of him. Grant’s eyes gazed up at him, furrowing his eyebrows. He hoped he didn’t make Sherman feel bad about what happened. It was just a dumb, spur-of-the-moment decision on his part.
A screeching horn made them jump closer together, heads whipping around toward the noise. The drivers were cursing at each other, one of them shaking their fists, before speeding off on the green light.
Typical New York City, Grant thought, laughing to himself. He felt himself pressed up against something warm and quickly realized how close he was to Sherman. Heat rushed to his face, embarrassment taking over, “Sorry, didn’t realize the car horn made me so…”
Looking anywhere but the redhead, he went to step back when he felt the grip on his arms tighten. Grant froze, looking down at Sherman’s hand. His head felt like it was spinning out of control, emotions all over the place.
“It’s fine…”
Their eyes locked, the noises of the city life around them fading away. Grant wasn’t sure who made the first move but it didn’t matter when their lips came together, the redhead’s chapped slightly from the colder air. Tilting his head, Grant was overcome with a taste of spice that lingered in Sherman’s mouth. He felt his eyes close as he melted into the kiss, sighing softly when Sherman’s lips left his for a moment before taking them again. His hands slide under Sherman’s arms, gripping the back of his coat tightly. Another wave of warmth ran through him when he felt the ginger’s arms around his neck, pulling him closer. Their noses bumped into each other, causing them to part.
Grant stared up at him, trying to catch his breath. Sherman’s chest was rising and falling rapidly, a pink hue covering his cheeks.
“…If that’s how you insist on ice cream, I guess I’ll have to say yes.”
The redhead stared down at him with a bewildered expression before laughing, leaning his forehead against Grant’s. Grant leaned back, trying to dig his hills into the cement to support the sudden weight, smiling. Their noses brushed briefly, Sherman lightly kissing again.
“I’m happy to hear it.”
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sunsinrinn · 4 years
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Secrets Part 8.
Bakugo x reader, Bakugo x Uraraka, Kirishima x Reader
Fluff- ish, language, angst
Word Count: 1,520
Idea: Y/n has a secret to share with bakugo not expecting a secret from him. She leaves heart broken and attempts to move on. But how will she move on if her secret can no longer be hidden? She fakes a relationship hoping its enough to not expose the true origin of the secret. (This is a terrible summary but I cant say much without spoiling future parts. 🙃)
Earlier,
Kirishima was walking to the cafe to meet up with Bakugo. God he hoped Bakugo was actually wanting to apologize. He hated that he hated him. He wished he could hate him, but being his best friend for years, and *maybe* wanting to be more than friends with him just make it impossible to hate him. Yes, he was furious for treating you like he did because he loved you too.
When he arrives at the cafe, he takes a deep breath before entering. When he’s inside he looks for him but cant find him. Not until he sees a hobo looking man with oddly familiar hairstyle. He approaches Bakugo and notices he was not in the best place, mentally and physically.
“Bakugo” kirishima’s voice is soft but still causes Bakugo to jump.
“Oh its you Kirishima.”
“Yeah, what did you want to talk about?”
“Right to the point I see...
I- I just want to apologize for the pain Uraraka and I caused Y/n-“
“Shouldn’t you be saying this to Y/n?”
“I- yes but I wanted to talk to you first... Look, the day of the baby shower after I left I saw Uraraka fucking another guy in my house.”
“Seems like you got what you deserve then. Is this why you’re apologizing?”
“Kirishima! Let me fucking talk shitty hair”
“Fine. Continue.”
“THANK YOU! Anyways, I yell at her to leave and before she does, she said something about manipulating me into cheating on y/n. I asked how she did it but she said it was a secret. I was confused because i don’t fucking remember being manipulated in any way. But anyway, She said she only slept with me to hurt Y/n. And then she was the anonymous tip that told the news and everyone y/n was cheating on me. To hurt her.”
“Wait- URARAKA WAS THE LEAK-“ Kirishima looks pissed of as hell.
“Yes, and I did not know anything about it. After she left I fell into a depression.” Bakugo looks embarrassed to admit that.
“Shit Bakugo, is that why you look like shit?”
“I don’t look like shit, thank you very much.”
“You do.” Kirishima feels bad for Bakugo, and without thinking he asks,
“Why don’t you come live with us for a while?”
Bakugo looks taken aback and hesitates.
“Are you sure Y/N would even want me there?”
“I don’t know... but I doubt she would refuse you, especially in your state.”
Bakugo looks conflicted about the offer but finally speaks up.
“I’ll go... but only if she agrees first.” Bakugo says in hopes to be able to talk to you and apologize and take him back. No, you won’t you have Kirishima...
Kirishima, the man who stuck with him through thick and thin, until he didn’t. He really did miss you and he also missed his best friend. He knew that if he never knew you, he would have dated Kirishima, but Kirishima doesn’t like guys. And now he has you and his kid.
Kirishima nods and nervously dials your number.
When you pick up both men perk up at your voice,
“Hello? Kirishima? What’s up?”
“Hey Y/N! How was the appointment? Is Mina there? MINA WHATS THE GENDER?”
“IM NOT TELLING YOUR ASS ANYTHING, KIRISHIMA! YOU KNOW THAT!”
You laugh and shake your head, “What’s up Kiri, why’d you call?”
He’s silent and sighs, and he hears your voice ask nervously,
“Kiri?”
“Y/n.. I need to ask something of you.”
He hears silence and thinks you’ve hung up but soon hear a response,
“What is it?” You ask shakily fearing the worst.
“I- I don’t know how to phrase this but I finished talking to Bakugo.”
“How’d that go.”
“Well he told me a few things. And he does not look like he is in a good place right now...”
“Oh no...” he hears sadness in your voice.
“And I suggested him live with us for a while....”
He hears your hushed voice talking to someone else, who he assumes is Mina.
After a minute of silence he hears you speak up again and Bakugo listens closely for your response.
“Kiri... I- I- yeah, its fine...” you sound unsure.
“Y/n if you dont want him there you can say so...”
“No no, its fine...”
Bakugo’s face falls at her answer sensing how sad and unsure you sound.
“T-thank you so much Y/n” Bakugo says.
There’s silence but again you speak up, “Y-yeah anytime.”
“I gotta go Kirishima. I’ll see you and Bakugo when you both get home then”
“Bye y/n, love you and see you soon. Tell Mina I said good bye as well”
You hum in response and hang up.
Kirishima and Bakugo get up and leave the cafe and head to Bakugo’s house to pick up a few things.
When Kirishima enters his house, he notices how overwhelmingly pink it is, “I didn’t know you liked pink...”
“I hate the fucking color. That bitch decorated the house like this.”
“Oh, okay. Well if you want me to help you pack a few bags?”
“Sure, make yourself useful”
Kirishima sighs but goes into the bedroom and helps him pack clothes.
After a moment of silence Bakugo speaks up
“Thank you.”
Kirishima looks up confused and bakugo elaborates more
“Thank you for hearing me out and taking me in”
“Oh- yeah anytime”
“Did- did taking me in bother y/n?”
Kirishima thinks for a while before answering,
“I don’t think she was bothered but more taken aback by the news.”
Bakugo hums, “You asked about the gender of the baby?”
“Oh yeah- Mina and her were going today to find out the gender but Mina won’t tell us. She’s hosting a gender reveal party. But only because she wants to one up Izuku and Shoto, since they’re the god parents.”
Bakugo nods sad that you’re building a life with out him. He really misses you and misses Kirishima.
After finishing packing they head home. Bakugo pays close attention to where they turn so he remembers where you live and sees the apartments right ahead.
As they reach the apartment and walk inside, it looks two times bigger than it should.
“Oh yeah, forgot to mention, we knocked down the wall separating mine and her apartment so now its one huge apartment.”
Bakugo just nods and stares at you as you come out of the kitchen. He notices your wobbling a bit and thinks again about how you’re way to big to only be 4-5 months pregnant, but that would mean you were pregnant with his child.
“Hey guys. Do you guys want anything specific for dinner?” You ask maintaining eye contact with Kirishima.
“Um, I don’t know yet, Bakugo?”
“Huh- oh whatever you guys want...”
You purse your lips but speak again, “Here then, I’ll help take your things to your room”
As you reach for his bags he pulls them away, you glare and Kirishima hands you a bag, “Best not argue or resist against her Bakugo. She’s in the mood swing stage” Kirishima jokes and you send him a fake glare.
“Wow- Kirishima so fucking mean.”
You grab the bag and head to Bakugo’s room. Both follow you and notice you had already fixed up the room for him to his liking. You set the bag down on the bed and head out.
“I’m going to lay down for a bit Kiri, and then I’ll start dinner.”
“Take your time babe”
Both men begin to unpack and put away Bakugo’s things and once they finish they smell food and head out to see you setting the plate down.
“Good, you both are here. Dinners ready.”
They are about to sit but you stop them. “Did any of you wash your fucking hands?”
The look on their face as they get up and clean up is hilarious
As soon as they are done, the three of you sit and eat in silence.
After dinner you pick up the dishes but Bakugo insists on cleaning them as a thank you, you finally relent and sit on the couch with Kirishima. Once Bakugo finishes he lets you both know he is retiring to bed.
As soon as he walks out, you look over at Kirishima when he clears his throat.
As soon as Bakugo heard kirishima clear his throat he stands still and listened to what they were saying.
“So, Y/N does it bother you that he is here?”
You stay silent for a while before answering with a simple no.
“Y/n, are you sure? I can always tell when something is wrong...”
“It doesn’t bother me Kiri, I’m just afraid he will find out the fucking truth. I mean its not long before i POP out the kid. He will know that I lied about how far along I am... I don’t want him to know he is the fucking father-“ you says kinda loudly.
“I get it y/n, but he looked so vulnerable and alone, I couldn’t leave him like that...”
“I know baby, I wouldn’t either...”
Bakugo freezes when he hears your words
‘IT’S MY FUCKING KID SHE IS CARRYING’
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SERIES MASTERLIST — Part 9
A/N- three chapters in one day? Granted, one was supposed to be posted yesterday, but anyways- i HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS CHAPTER. I hope you guys tell me what you think- its spicy- anyways
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monokyokyo · 3 years
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Delivery Boy
I literally forgot to post this 💀 Basically Flower Boy pt 2 but from Yeosang's perspective
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For the longest time, Yeosang never believed in love at first sight. He saw it as a cheap way to keep children on the lookout for their soulmates. It was a simple myth. What if the person doesn't return your feelings? What if they've already found "the one"? All of it was absurd to him.
Yet that all changed when he passed by a small flower shop on his way to a delivery.
In reality, Yeosang could care less about plants so they surely weren't the things that caught his eye. As he made his rounds, parking his bike next to a tiny bouquet, he peered into the flower shop next door. Out of curiosity, his eyes lingered on it, examining its colourful decor and few customers through the glass. Though they were the last things to catch his attention.
With fluffy, brown hair and hazel eyes that sparkled like diamonds, Yeosang watched the small shopkeeper skip from client to client, providing his assistance wherever it may be needed. He just seemed so innocent. So adorable. So... "Cute."
"Yah! Delivery boy! Are you going to bring me my food or not?" The shout of his customer snapped Yeosang back to reality and he hastily scampered to deliver them their meal, apologising the whole way. That didn't stop him from glancing back at the flower shop though, a small grin forming on his face when he looked back at the counter where the flower boy stood.
When arriving back at the small restaurant he worked at, Yeosang's excitement didn't go unnoticed by his coworker, who was startled by the way he yelled when he entered the building. "HONGJOONG! HOLY SHIT!"
The man ahead of him was his hyung and one of the few people working at the restaurant. It was a small, family-run establishment, so there was not much staff needed to run it.
Hongjoong collected his breath after having the living daylights scared out of him by how the brunette had screamed but smiled regardless, quirking his brow with intrigue. "What an entrance. Everything alright, Sangie?"
"No. Not at all." The redhead watched the way his coworker slumped into the seat nearest to the front counter. Before he could ask what was so wrong, Yeosang beat him to it. Saying, "Have you ever laid eyes on someone so pretty that they make your heart beat fifty miles for an hour and you want to go in and tell them they what they've done to your poor body but are afraid they would look at you weirdly because this is the first time you've actually seen one another so it would just end up being awkward for the both of you? Have you ever felt like that Hongjoong?"
The older opened his mouth then closed it immediately, furrowing his brow and trying to see if he understood the waterfall of information that was just thrown at him. "No... No, I don't think I've ever felt like that..."
"I must be sick. Maybe I'm coming down with a fever?"
Hongjoong squinted at him. He was indeed turning red but he had a feeling it wasn't from a fever. So he just chuckled. "Looks like someone's got a crush~" He sang as he reached over to ruffle the younger's brown locks. Yet to his surprise, Yeosang seemed quite terrified by this notion, immediately smacking his hyung's hand away and looking up at him with wide eyes.
"C-Crush?" He stuttered out, looking oddly terrified. "I can't have a crush on someone! What if he doesn't like me? What if he thinks I'm weird? Oh god, I can't get married yet! I'm too young!"
The redhead was left with a loss for words. Married? What kind of Disney movies had this kid been watching? "Yeosang, just because you have a crush on someone doesn't mean you have to date them. Let alone marry them."
Yet Yeosang only scoffed. "You clearly don't get out enough."
~~~
Over the next few days, the only thing Yeosang could think of was that flower boy. It was almost annoying given how they had never even had a conversation before. Love at first sight didn't exist. It simply wasn't a thing. So why was he still on his mind?
Hongjoong had easily spotted his predicament, given how the restaurant wasn't very busy that day, giving the young brunette time to lounge around. Chuckling, he walked over to boop his nose, watching it scrunch up irritably. "What?"
"I'm going to do a delivery, I'll be back in a few minutes?"
Yeosang furrowed his brow, sitting upright. "Why so soon?" Hongjoong just shrugged, adjusting a bag on his shoulder with the food in it.
"I'm just going down the road. There's a flower shop over there, you know it? The owner ordered spicy ramen." Hearing that, Yeosang shot to his feet, his interest finally piqued.
"He likes ramen? I like ramen!"
"Yeah, everyone likes ramen." He laughed and made his way towards the door. However, Yeosang yelled something that kept him from leaving.
"I'll do it!" Now, Yeosang would never volunteer to do a delivery. Most days, he would rather be sitting behind the counter on his phone, scrolling through Twitter and avoiding any actual work. So hearing him want to do something made Hongjoong eye him sceptically.
Yeosang quickly caught onto this and couldn't risk him saying no. "Please, please, please!" Despite the fear in Hongjoong's eyes at hearing him beg for something, Yeosang was handed the bag regardless.
"Why do you want to go so badly? It's not like you to do your job..." His statement was ignored by Yeosang, who only focussed on shoving a hat on his head and a mask over his face. Hongjoong's expression turned bewildered to downright concerned when he put the sunglasses on.
Nevertheless, Yeosang left the restaurant looking like some sort of mad man on the run, ramen in hand. He trekked down the road, clutching his delivery like his life depended on it. The strange looks he received from civilians didn't bother him, as the only thing on his mind was entering that flower shop and meeting its owner.
His hand trembled around the door handle, reluctant to so much as graze it. Luckily, he wasn't given any more time to stand there like an idiot because the glass entrance suddenly flung open. Yeosang shrieked, nearly dropping the food when he jumped back.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I thought the door might have been locked, I'm so sorry for scaring you!"
There he was. The flower boy. He looked at Yeosang with wide, worried eyes that were so shiny he could have stared at them for days. Had the other male not started to speak, that was exactly what he would have done too. "Sir? Are you okay? You've been staring for a bit now..."
Yeosang almost squealed, yes, squealed, in embarrassment. Doing his best to save face, he hastily shoved the box of ramen in his hands, keeping his head down the entire time. Though his red face was covered by his mask, Yeosang swore to god he was so warm that he would have melted it right off.
As soon as the box was in the other man's grasp, Yeosang sped off. "Hey! What about the money?" He didn't care. He couldn't stand there a minute longer and risk imploding from the inside out.
Hongjoong flinched when the front door suddenly slammed open, with Yeosang running in soon after. "Jesus! You'll break the door! What happened? Did you get mugged or something?"
"Worse." He groaned. Slinking off to the counter, Yeosang fell against the object, a heavy sigh of dismay leaving his lips. "The flower boy... I saw his face... H-He spoke to me..."
The redhead, once concerned, smiled. "No wonder you wanted to do the delivery," Yeosang could be so dramatic when it came to his feelings. Though Hongjoong didn't mean to laugh, he often found it to be quite entertaining how much stake he would put on little encounters like this.
Once again, the entrance to the shop entered, although not as violently as before. "Hello?" The voice that had walked in said. It took less than a second for Yeosang to recognise it and when he did, he immediately ducked behind the counter. The customer had clearly noticed, but he was too quick to see exactly who it was, so he paid it little mind. "Sorry to bother you, but the person you sent forgot to collect his payment..."
His voice was so calming, so sweet. It made Yeosang's heart flutter, heartbeat speeding up the longer he was in the room. Quit it, will you heart? God, you're so extra...
"Ah, is that so? I'm sorry about that. Here, thank you for coming here." Hongjoong's foot tapped against Yeosang's side, his way of silently scolding him for his poor performance.
"It's not a problem. I hope he's doing okay, he ran off pretty quickly..."
"Don't worry too much, he's fine. Have a good day sir." They said their goodbyes and Hongjoong waited until the customer was out of sight to roll his eyes. "He's gone, Sangie. You can come up now." Yeosang let out a heavy breath of relief. His hand was resting on his chest to soothe his raging heartbeat with little success. "You're hopeless. You know that?"
"I am not! I was just... caught off guard."
"Uh-huh, yeah sure. Sang, listen, you've got a crush and from the looks of it, a ridiculous one. The store is just down the street, why not give it a visit tomorrow? Maybe give him your number?" Yeosang pursed his lips, hand reaching for his sunglasses, which Hongjoong was quick to slide away. "Without the sunglasses and get up, please. You look like a drug dealer."
~~~
So Yeosang decided to give it a try. Not without its fair share of trials, of course. He was still a socially inept twink, after all. There was no way in Hell he could just walk up there and ask for his number. Despite his hyung's encouragement, he remained reluctant for most of the day, too anxious to even leave the building.
Every time he tried to step outside, he saw another person walk into the flower shop. From a tall man pulling up a fancy, white Cadillac, to someone who looked dejected beyond repair. Why are there so many people going in today? Stay home, dammit!
Like the coward he was, Yeosang waited nearly a day to go across the road, despite how vigorously Hongjoong laughed at his shyness. There was so much anticipation built up in his head. What would he say? How would he react? It was all more stressful than it needed to be.
It wasn't until his hyung alerted him of the time, "It's nearly six, what are you still doing? He's going to close soon!" did he finally spring to his seat. Yeosang has spent much of the afternoon pondering over a note should his words fail him. Shoving the paper in his pocket, he sprinted from his seat, eager to not miss his chance.
He could see the flower boy getting ready to flip the 'open' sign to 'closed' and instantly quickening his pace. He flinched back and Yeosang's eyes went wide. As quickly as he could, he reached for the younger male's waist to catch him from falling in shock when he zoomed through the door.
Those eyes... So perfect it was unreal. Now that they were up close, Yeosang really got a chance to examine his features. His round cheeks, his bright eyes. Never had he ever seen such a pretty human being. "Are you still open?" Those were the first words to leave his mouth, only to prevent any more of the undoubtedly awkward silence.
The florist went silent when he untangled himself from Yeosang's grip. The most he did was silently gesture him into the shop and despite his lack of verbal response, the brunette still smiled and walked inside.
The shop was cute which wasn't much of a surprise given how sweet the owner seemed. Even if he didn't know much about flowers, all he was sure of was that they were pretty. "Do you know what you're looking for?" The shopkeeper inquired, or rather, whispered. Yeosang pivoted in his direction, moving towards him.
For some reason, the younger looked quite shaken, at least until Yeosang smiled. "You." He spoke, much to the florist's confusion.
Blush rose to his face, not going unnoticed by the older male. "M-Me? What do you..." Yet his speech trailed off when the brunette plucked a rose off the table, eyeing it carefully. Yep. That was definitely a flower. He had no clue what he'd do with it but he couldn't just leave without buying anything, especially not after his dramatic entrance.
So he placed the flower on the counter, deciding that he would be taking it. As the shopkeeper got his receipt ready, Yeosang fished through his pockets for the note he had written. He gulped nervously as his hands began to tremble at the realisation that he was really doing this.
Covered in a slick plastic, the rose was handed back to him. "Have a good evening, sir..." However, Yeosang had yet to move. All he did was take the gift in his hand and carefully wrapped his note around the base of it then placed it back on the counter.
The strange look he received vanished when Yeosang planted a soft kiss on his forehead. "Good night, flower boy." He said once he had moved away.
Yeosang didn't stay in the store a moment later. Though he may have exited calmly, you best believe he started sprinting all the way back to the restaurant once he was out of the florist sight.
"Holy shit... Holy shit!" He panted, desperately attempting to catch his breath, even though he hadn't run all that far. Hongjoong had just finished locking the doors it seemed and grinned at the sight of his frazzled coworker.
"I take it that things went well?"
Love at first sight was a fantasy, just a trick to give us false hope. It was something that Yeosang would have agreed with wholeheartedly just a few days ago but when his phone went off with an incoming message...
Hey delivery boy ❤
Then maybe he had started to believe in that supposed fantasy after all.
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iconsumeheadcanons · 4 years
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persona characters autism headcanons!
hi im autistic and i started my day with sun so now im !!!!!!!!! some of these headcanons are from elsewhere on tumbr, but i dont know where :(((  so i am hoping someone out there knows that n that everybody knows that i love them <3
(also go check out mollypaup and i think hypeswap if you havent already! they post some good stuff autism+adhd hc too!!! i think.. oh! and thieves-in-the-palace!!!)
P5
Joker
there was some artwork from someone on tublr..where they pointed out that he doesnt really talk outside the metaverse so--hes hyperverbal as joker and just near nonverbal as akiren
he stims ALL THE TIME. that phone thing, the pencil thing, the little tappy tap of his foot, pulling at his bangs when hes embarrassed/smug. someone get him a fidget spinner. he’ll prob learn to do tricks with it
he probably sucks at focusing in class, like i know its just the game design but hes always surprised out of his daily “star out the window at the nearby office building” when his teachers ask him questions
mona mentions when the pt is at Wilton for the first time (after they run into shido) that joker eats like shit, and that could have multiple causes at the start of the story of course, but when i first played i thought that joker was a picky eater and that the variety (and amount of food) at the buffet would be an Ordeal...
tho mona makes that comment bc joker looked pale after having a little ptsd moment from shidos voice, but i didnt know that the first time i played
maybe when joker makes a face at ryuji putting so much ginger in his gyudon? joker probably does not like pickled ginger lol
his favortive foods are all spicy, which is why the curry he makes for his friends is always ‘overly spicy’, and why kasumi makes him a curry bento and joker kept going “...?” .... “....?!”
overly reflective glasses have been a great plus for him bc now he never has to make real eye contact every again!
mona Soft. play with Ann hair. maybe Braid. nice
puns (Gorou the Goroumet)
he has so many options to be straight up rude sometimes in game. he probably no clue on his own, which is why he defaults to Not Talking. people probably mention his constant scary face, which is just him being nonexpressive, squinting at all the fucking bright lights, and Tired
executive function who? we do everything last minute folks
high pain tolerance, which is why he was the kid that was always climbing trees in elementary school to get basketballs unstuck from the branches
his sixth sense lets him see treasure and possible places to climb/crawl bc 1. Shiny? Steal it. Steal it Now. and 2. Could i fit in that? Time to Find Out
probalby a bit of a klepto too oops. he’ll return it tho!! but he has to do it dramatically or he’ll die
cant sit properly to save his life
smells and touch are Great, they can keep him grounded when his brain goes off to police or dead rivals or guilt or
if a friend hung out with him and gave him total reigns of the agenda, he would choose to nap on the floor while his friend does something off to the side quietly
hyperfocuses on handy tasks (i.e. lockpicks, coffee brewing, cleaning, his part time jobs) and some things like movies and books. everything else is a tossup
his (normal) navigation app is his most used app bc he still doesnt know where hes going, even though he only goes to the same few places in the city
hates being sweaty, literally cannot stand it. probably double exhausted during the summer
but Needs Compression so hes often Struggling
Futaba
paraphrase from p5d “i have no motor skills so i cant play rhythm games :(” need i say more? (i will regardless)
echolalia all the time, from anime, memes, the PT
those headphones she wears all the time? noise cancelling ear protectors babey
only talks about her interests, “normal” talking is Not Easy, but she is still communicative w others despite her worries. shes not “hard to understand” at all but she feels the anxiety nonetheless
only talks informally, cannot talk ‘politely’ with out imitating someone around her
shes had meltdowns and anxiety attacks in game :( i relate so hard
Technology. thats it
def had an egypt phase that pops up every few months. probably came from yu-gi-oh
has Immune to Bright Lights buff.  joker is very jealous
“Time to make like a tree and leave!” and 30 other iterations
video game metaphors are the only ones that makes sense to her
probably relates hard to robot characters in anime for their general androgyny and confusion about human emotions and connections
probably gets told that shes “too smart to be on the spectrum” by teachers >:( she fails their classes on purpose
wakaba’s autistic too that just how it is
the Connection that she establishes with Joker is so Warm. my life goals include adopting an older brother like futaba has lsdkfjslkfj
also eater of 5 foods only, i mean, she brings cup ramen to the beach. i just really admire her...
hides in small spaces for comfort
doesnt she have like uhhhhh hyperthymesia or something like that?
Yusuke
art
his entire social link is learning how humans work, which i relate
talks seriously all the time
“sarcasm? who is that? are you saying I was sarcastic?...how?”
cant remember to take care of his body, and madarame did not help with that either
lot of uncomfortable staring, hes overdoing the eye contact thingy
infodumps all the time, doesnt know hes doing it
needs a lot of support even if he doesnt think he deserves it. no one ever complains about helping him out tho
visual stims my friends
he didnt know that you could look up pictures on the internet but he does know you can stream live videos of waterfalls and fluffy animales!!
I am certainly in the mood
for something salty today.
he and joker are scared of math. numbers do not interact
Yusuke, futaba, and akiren are a trio and i know this bc their first day of non-thievery interacts is Akiren clearing Futabas room w/o permission, futaba hyperfocusing on destroying medjed, and yusuke rearranging futabas figurines so they are more visually appealing
morgana is a support friend for all of them bc igor knows they need it
P4
Souji/Yu
yes, he mostly wears gray semi formal clothes bc parents tell him to, no, he will not changes this
Schedule or Death
“sorry, could you repeat that?” “huh? oh yeah, i was saying that--” “yeah that’d be cool.”
cats, fishing, he just likes to be quiet. you can literally spend a day at the beach just to think if you want, and that is what yu want
has a lot of scripts for things (of which he shares with nanako!) but if he runs out he just stops talking..
inaba is a godsend bc its so fucking quiet and warm
he Yearns to hold his friends hands, but he shies away from a lot of touch (excepting yosuke, teddie, and nanako)
Cooking and Cleaning makes the world better. he and joker vibe together with this
unlike akiren, he strong arms any executive dysfunction into Be Productive or Else. his punishment is feeling the pure anxiety of having to make up for ‘lost time’. (another symptom of his workaholic parents)
writes everything down, notes are very neat, has pages dedicated for bad doodles when hes not feeling his usual Super Classroom Focus
Cannot handle secondhand embarrassment (most often caused by yosuke) and will quietly slip away to random cats or origami folding
hungry, crunch crunch folks. probably needs chewelry bc he used to chew on his shirt collars when he was younger.
cleans up after everyone in the food court, constantly worries about them accidently hurting themselves. likely spends half of group conversations watching peoples hands
he canonically eats expired food, nanako plz help your brother
really clumsy, but people only notice after they decide that he is a cool person
video games are too chaotic for him
exhausted every night from the pure amount of masking he does, if a friend spends the night (or is like yosuke) they will know his more comfortable weirdo self (tho everyone knows hes a weirdo eventually)
hyperempathetic, sometimes just understands animals and children better than peeople his age or older
Yukiko
her jokes
she and souji get in ‘trouble’ together, she and joker commit crimes together
she and chie have to coordinate outfits, its important
actually understands metaphors, but does not understand people
like me, had no clue that creepy kid was flirting with her
she is very angry when she has meltdowns that might involve slamming doors and shouting. her parents call these ‘tantrums’ and ‘unfitting for a polite daughter’ but really thats because her meltdowns tend to be caused by arguments w her family after a long day of school and TV world traipsing
the metronome meme, except hers goes between Loudest Person in the Room to Quietest Pin Drop in the Planet. she is completely unaware of this
her atmosphere brightens when chie appears. that is not only the lesbian energy within her, but also because chie is like her Favorite Person
Cannot wear Pants. No (tho she wants to try it! but she puts them on and her soul instantly squashes)
happy flappy lesbian! watch out!
Naoto
the pouty face. all the time lskdfjlasdkf
hes really snappy sometimes and i love that for him. he and akechi should fight just to see what would happen (please read Bang Bang Shoot Shoot on AO3)
“do not touch me or my hat, thank you”
no one has ever seen him shutdown and no one ever will (except for his grandpa)(and kanji)(and rise)
probably likes certain food textures and will stand for nothing less, probably feels embarrassed about his preferences with friends
constantly jumps between ‘everybody hates me so i should act like them so they dont hate me’ to ‘i refuse to be anything but very comfortable as myself, and i dont care that im making you upset sir’
he and souji are the king and queen of subtle stims, but for unhappy reasons :(
does not make jokes. cannot joke around. understand? yes, do? no.
loose clothes are the only good clothes, but all tags and obtrusive seams will be obliterated by kanji tatsumi
not very empathetic so he probably comes off as an asshole to strangers (like when he throws away his classmates confession letters without reading them) but he tries so hard to sound comforting when his buds are struggling.
his understanding of others emotions/reactions come from his learning as a detective, which seems cold+clinical to others, especially compared to souji, whos completely unexpressive but very introverted people person
P3
Hamuko/Minako/Kotone
big personality!! very people-oriented!! koromaru and her are buddies!! when shes having a real bad time, shes very quiet and expressions turn off
interrupts herself in the middle of conversations all the time. no one knows where shes coming from. her brains is thousands of km ahead of her body
bouncey legs, swingin arms, twirlly skirt, little somersaults! when will she stop? never!
very obvious music stims with her hands and arms! people are like “oh there she goes! happy as usual!” shes listening to minatos heavy metal playlist
switches from exhausted to excited within milliseconds. no one can predict, not even her
SEES has to ask her for context all the time cuz she’ll just continue shit from 2 weeks ago without warning
professionals will assume shes very childish bc of how chipper she is, but she is beyond mature for her age and only feels comfortable enough to have serious conversations if a person has proved themself able to handle it
collects every little thing. her room is a mess and she has to get rid of most of it every time she moves :(
hates cleaning! smells bad, feels bad hhhhhgggg
dont let mitsuru-senpai see her bedroom
gets lost in the middle of conversations with others bc shes thinking about a story connected to one(1) word that was said earlier
 no sense of time and place, she just sees her friends and goes “ah, this is the right place, then” but junpei and akihiko are also lost so now theyre all screwed
Minato/Makoto/Sakuya
no talkies, no walkies
his story in the movies is him literally learning how to function around people he cares for
doesnt get jokes, expressions, body language, empathy, subtlety, metaphors, physical contact, or eye contact. aigis is probably the only person he truly understands right away
he is still nice to people because he doesnt see a reason not to be, but also he has very limited energy so only his senpai and old people get his most polite-kindnesses
cannot describe feelings for the life of him. the team wont know hes injured or sick until hes passed out
everything is too loud, time to drown it out with my loud ass music
rocking and chewing stims, ryoji is the first person to point him out for these subtle stims (not accusingly of course, just general pure curiosity and love for the uniqueness of humanity)
likes to cover his face with whatever is available, lives like a bat in a dark dry cave
will wear anything that has pockets and his blue/gray/black palette
sleepy at all times bc he never has much energy
when he was younger he probably needed a lot of support, especially after his parents died, because he wouldnt communicate like a neurotypical and would shutdown for hours in the middle of school without warning. probably missed a lot of lessons and field trips out of pure overstimulation
eating at all times. no preference, just whatevers closest
his meltdowns probalby include humming whining noises and curling up in a ball, which makes people want to touch him, but that is the LAST thing he wants. put a blanket on him! play some music! do not talk and do not expect him to speak
aigis is the only person who can touch him normally bc her hands are cold and he likes cold
never nude, feels mmmmmmmmm without clothes and probalby wears a full robe in the hotsprings
will not do things that take more than one step w/o someone else walking him thru it, which Same
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Looks like you’re gonna have to gush some more cuz I meant in general uwu🌸
🌺😌🤟 Always happy to! Okay here’s just some General bnha Thoughts ™ Mostly Lov centric. You asked for them, and you said GUSH about them, so here’s. A Lot! :)
This isn’t a lov one but it’s really funny so I thought I’d put it out there:
-when bnha was first gaining traction on tumblr, it was all art of Tsuyu. I have no idea why. People were talking about the funky frog lesbian superhero anime. Maybe it was just the people I was following, maybe it was a general trend, but I LOVED her design!!! my fav color and frogs r super cute!!! And I already loved superhero media, so I was like. I’ll watch it. For Her. SO. FROPPY IS THE REASON I WATCHED/READ BNHA. I went in thinking she was the protag and I was sooo confused when Izuku was... tbh I still think it’d be more interesting if she was lmaooo aus where? ...seriously if anyone has good aus where this is the case send them LOL
-I don’t actually feel that bad abt what Shigaraki’s doing. I still feel bad for him. I’m this post. yes im an apologist. its not my fault hes sexy and has been running around shirtless. hes a lesbian icon like thor is. I want to touch his hair. hes never done anything wrong in his life. he could kill all might, deku, bakugo, whatever, I’d still be sayin this. I don’t feel bad for gt. like. was anyone genuinely attached to him? lmao
-well u know how spinner’s quirk is just sticking to things? We haven’t seen him use it in canon except like, (1) time iirc?? I think this is probably bc he’s embarrassed about it even in front of the league... I loooove the idea that he gets more comfortable with it around them :”) and also how shigaraki. um. does that falling asleep thing while standing up with his eyes open, canonly? (which I still love lmfao) Imagine someone in the league walking in a dark room, turning on the light n just seeing. Spinner upside down, stuck to the ceiling asleep bc heat rises and its Warmer Up There. (cold blooded thing like tsuyu?? come ON give him a big fuzzy coat and scarf...) and Shigaraki in the center of the room, slouched but still standing, eyes open and motionless. Theyre both sleeping. Whomever sees it just...slowly walks out. LMAO
-Toga roller derby au. No deep thoughts I just think she’d be good at it. 
-Toga 100% is a social butterfly and could befriend anyone if they didn’t just judge the fact she was trying to stab them smh :/ (ok but seriously anytime I see cute friendships with her n the other kids im like :) aw. I feel like her and Camie...would be good friends. Camie feels chill enough to be like ‘ok whatever thats totally fine I forgive you!!’ LMAO we love airheads here)
-HOW DID TOGA GET SO GOOD AT FIGHTING? We know she’s been on the run since middle school or so, but good enough to pin Deku down after he’s been formally trained at a ~hero school~ for a while? (she pinned him TWICE I think, once when his arms were messed up, but, the other time as Camie, so? AND THEN WAS ONE OF THE 100 PEOPLE TO GO THRU TO THE 2ND ROUND OF THAT? even tho she didn’t bc she had to leave) good enough to beat Aizawa in a fight and stab him? A professional hero and teacher for YEARS? Is that seriously just street training??? Can people acknowledge how amazing her combat skills and reflexes are??? More Toga appreciation when?? Also her backstory??? SO subversive and incredible, hate when people reduce her to just a ~typical anime yandere~ :/
-Tomura doing stuff with his hands/fingers to train his quirk!!! And to learn to be careful with it!! obv I’m a Big Fan of him playing piano to do this and video games are prob the canon answer, but like, guitar or any stringed instrument that requires Hands would work too. Or knitting/sewing? EMBROIDERING? ??? Please, let me give you the mental image of him knitting aggressively while mentally scheming, watching a twitch streamer or smth too while doing it. (Doing stuff with your hands is a great way to let your mind come up with creative stuff, that’s how I come up with writing/drawing ideas 70% of the time)
-Tomura actually PREFERS cutesty, relaxing games. I mean, he does fighting and bloody stuff irl, games are a way to relax...he’ll play shooters and gta type games with The Lads, but. on his own?? animal crossing. pokemon. kirby games. mario. zelda. BIG ZELDA FAN (not saying this bc I, personally, am biased, but,) slime rancher, stardew valley, funny simulator games... he really enjoys those :”) God forbid he has a kid bc they’re 100% getting named after a viddy game character unless someone can talk him out of it LOL. Toga and Tomura are that animal crossing /doom meme where she’d be asking for doom and him asking for animal crossing :”)
-Bits and pieces of Before are kinda stuck in Kurogiri’s brain, but like. mostly useless stuff the doctor didn’t care about removing. Like, types of clouds. So Tomura kinda picks up on stuff like that. He can just look at clouds and tell you what type they are because Kurogiri used to take him up to high places in the city and point them out to calm Tomura down from a panic attack when he was younger. He can tell you if the sky looks like it’ll rain with a 80% accuracy rate too. 
-Kurogiri left food out for kitties in the alley beside the bar. They weren’t allowed in for Health Reasons (it IS a bar with sanitation standards!!) And Tomura really wouldn’t stop it or encourage it either way so long as Kurogiri did his job, but occasionally would stand outside with Kurogiri and just watch the kitties from a distance. If any approached he’d go back in (lowkey afraid he’d hurt them by touching them :( ) They kinda kept that between them tho, bc they both Know AFO is a big bag of dicks and no fun
-people have pointed out how similar aizawa and tomura look. this was 100% the intention. tomura has a hatecrush on him. THIS IS SO FUNNY AND HORRIBLY AWKWARD FOR KUROGIRI LMAO
-Sako??? Mr. Dramatic?? Opera fan. Drama kid. Like, obviously, but. Really. He is. I feel like he can speak a dozen languages. I also feel like he used to be an overachiever but got too ambitious. He was def some kind of leader at one point of a diff Group or something that fell apart. I LOVE how creative he is with his quirk and the magician theme??? incredible. I don’t show him enough love but I Love Clowns :o)
-I don’t care what their canon heights are. Spinner and Dabi? short kings. My height hcs are (tallest to shortest) Kurogiri, Twice, Sako (who also has heels on his boots and a tall hat, keep in mind), Tomura, Magne (Tomura and Magne are about the same height imo) Toga, Spinner, Dabi. LISTEN. Dabi has short energy. Sorry. it’s true tho
-This is a semi-popular hc I think bc I KNOW I’ve seen it before, but Dabi having Terrible Vision and needing glasses is so so good. (seriously, with burns THAT close to his eyeballs, how could he not?) 
-he tries to be a tough loner coolguy. you’d think he’d smoke, but I hc his ‘weak constitution’ comes with weak lungs (esp from years of a flame quirk?? inhaling smoke over so much time is SO bad for you, most people who die in fires actually die of smoke inhalation...) so he’s got like, an inhaler, can’t smoke, actually gets carsick, needs glasses, overuses quirk to save friends constantly, likes napping, a little awkward and rude. Tomura put him in charge of the vanguard so he’s smart, and good with strategies too, like a nerd. this is the Dabi I wanna see, not the popular fandom version of him tbh also step on hawks one more time sir :”)
-I wish all the lov fics weren’t?? villain!deku like I said earlier, but also, chatfics? I have nothing against them but most of them are just a bombardment of Memes with NO PLOT!!! Listen. text/chatfics CAN have plot and be an interesting way to tell a story. I almost want to write one just to show what I mean...
I know I’ve said I like spinaraki and blackmagic, but I am a multishipper, so a few ships I don’t talk about that I like that involve the lov in some way:
-toga/any of the 1A girls??? or Camie??? super interesting. ALSO in the radio drama, bakugo’s voice actor said Toga was his favorite girl??? so?? bakugo/toga ?? I WANT TO SEE IT. but specifically my fav dynamic with her is when someone ELSE is the one to like her first, it’s what she deserves.
-Kurogiri/aizawa/mic?? any variety of that is also 👌🏻 I also kinda wanna see kurogiri/all might bc. Dads. COME ON. they bond over ‘well, I raised him, and you want to have a part in his life now?? ok. earn it. prove it. I’ll screen you first’ or something LMAO they’re both genuinely concerned for the boy, and SOOO biased. let them bond.
-WAIT WHERE IS THE MIC/COMPRESS CONTENT. THEYRE BOTH DRAMATIC. ENEMIES TO LOVERS?? HELLO??? SOMEONE?? ANYONE. rarepair hours
-giran/twice is cute. like he was hyping him up so much and so ready to go save him...
-dabi/magne where is the content. when. why not everywhere??? I’ve also seen magne/compress which was cute!! or twice/magne? they’re the big sibs of the lov...
-dabi/spinner?? come ON dabi could get over his learned biases and spend time with him and they could hold hands. I want them to.
-dabihawks. Obviously bc the Drama. yes even still, don’t @ me. (also, shigahawks, seen some REAL interesting fics with it tbh) or spinahawks?? adding hawks to a ship is like adding extra chili powder. makes it SPICY dramatic)
-nine/tomura don’t @ me once again. both kinda afo’s playthings, nine obviously was the test for tomura’s new upgrades...they both love their friends...That Scene in the Flower field </3 hmmm tragicships are fun.
-tomura/mirko. more enemies to lovers. big fan of her and bunnies. remember when he wore bunny ears in bnha smash. (ok its crack but. CUTE.) 
-I’ve also seen shiganatsu and shigafuyu and I’m like. these are cute, but also Dabi’s reaction always makes me cry laugh. so good.
-MOST EVERYONE IN THE LOV IS LGBTQA+!!! heres my personal headcanons:
Toga: pan or bi (CANON BASICALLY)
Magne: transwoman (CANON BABEY) bi, leans towards men. (her crush on dabi in bnha smash... uwu content where)
Shuichi: gets sooooo flustered canonly, I think he’d go for the first person Who Hit On Him (I can see him being the target of those mean pranks where someone says ‘my friend likes you!!’ and the friend is like ‘eww!!’ :(((( ) he’s super hesitant for romance, lots of repressed stuff. gay but takes sooo long to realize it bc he thinks most women are conventionally pretty Aesthethically, feels obligated to Like Them, but has bad self esteem so never goes after them, then only likes (1) guy so hes like?? is this allowed?? is this allowed???? (HES LIKE. IN LOVE WITH SHIGARAKI)
Dabi: bi but rly hasn’t ever gotten to date anyone, so he’s actually more reserved about it and while he’ll tease, he absolutely is absent and kinda oblivious (again, I KNOWWWW bnha smash isnt canon, but. my god. when magne is hitting on him and he Just Doesnt Understand.) also hes ace
Tomura: doesn’t care. (just prob says ‘its whatever’) trans/nonbinary (i’M NOT PROJECTING, BUT. :’/) probably goes with like, the label queer if any but doesn’t care much for labels
Kurogiri: bi??? kind of??? I say kind of bc well, I hc U Know Whom as bi, I feel like thatd carry over but he’d be really avoidant to date anyone bc hes gotta Watch His Kid u know? this is gonna sound surprising but I think he’d be the type to be like ‘ok we can have a one night stand/fling BUT it cant get personal bc I have a Job to Do for my Son so don’t get up in your feelings’ and act a little coldly at first or very ..not personable... depending on who it was he’d prob turn around eventually, esp if that person valued his feelings/job :”)
Sako: that mans Not Straight. I hc him as gay and also trans :3c
Twice: Bi and HAS dated prob more than anyone else in the league imo, super comfortable with his sexuality and supportive of everyone else’s :)
ok that’s about all I can think of atm, come back in 5 minutes and my brain will refill with lov headcanons :3 thank you for asking!!
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oftenderweapons · 3 years
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Small Town Swoons
Hello buttercups! Here is the big fat project I was talking about. I am giving you snippets and teasers of the whole thing, just to let you know what you’re all getting yourself into. 
There are some spicy tidbits here and there, so I would suggest only mature (18+) people read and/or engage with this post. 
I’ll be starting with Yoongi since his piece is really in the holiday spirit and I’m super hella inspired to write it, but don’t worry, Steamy waters is still coming (just know that I’m not done publishing stuff for the night 👀)
Let me know what you think about this project, what story you like the most and which one you really really look forward to reading 💕✨
Just in case you need it, here is my masterlist
Enjoy 💜
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Apple of My Pie — Jin
In the bakery and café near the university many students barge in, desperate for coffee and the delicious apple pies served there once October comes. Some of them barge in for the sweet sight of the owner, still mysteriously single. Little do you know that he’s been pining after you for years, since you ran into his café in a slow, rainy Sunday morning, drenched like a stray kitten, asking only for friendly help. Friendship sparks easily and his comfort tastes as sweet as autumn apples. That’s how you find yourself flatmates, watching movies with his secret recipe hot cocoa on Saturday evenings and waking up to the delicious scent of his pies on Sunday morning. But the sudden apparition of a rival makes you wonder, what would it be like to fall asleep in his bed every night?
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Mold Me New — Taehyung
Divorce is a mess, especially when you’re so young and you had bet your life on your high school crush. All those things you never had to learn are scary now: dating, friends with benefits, all those secret rules on social interactions and flirting. But then your friends gift you a clay modelling lesson at the local pottery. Your teacher looks like a quiet, grumpy man who slowly warms up to you, offering you his kind smiles and gentle laughs. Right when fear that your lack in courtship manners might cost you your greatest chance at a new happiness, his lessons indirectly turn into small advice, and suddenly it feels like his hands are shaping your heart into the perfect, beautiful whole you needed. And to show him your gratitude, you’re more than willing to gift the artist his creation.
“Don’t let it dry too much. Too much water will mess it up. It will become too pliant and it won’t hold up.” That was it. The rule to love. You had bathed him in reassurance and affection, and just like that he had melted underneath your touch, and he had turned into nothing. And the love had run out. “Every shape has its specific requirements.” He explained, dipping his hands in the basin and letting the droplets fall from his fingertips. “Wet hands, but not drenched.” Once he was happy with the result he sat up, his foot starting a small pressure on the pedal. “See, here we go. The clay will show how much water it needs. Easy on the pedal. Very slow. You’re warming it up. Be gentle. You’re not sure it’s good. Just like with people. Easy at first, and once it works you speed up.” He smiled at the material underneath his hands. “Gentle. Easy.” He said, his sinewy fingers gently pressing into the art piece to be. His fingers seemed to stretch and bend imperceptibly, as if he was feeling the very texture of the material, and of the final result he wanted to obtain. “That’s the secret to good things.”
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The Shrew, Untamed — Jimin
Everyone gets married in small towns. The hairdresser’s daughter, the butcher’s niece, the doctor’s granddaughter. Even your best friend. And someone has to organise all the weddings. You have taken part in so many it is unnerving. You’re not asking for a husband, a simple fuckbuddy would suffice. You don’t even need someone with skill, you just need to have sex with a human. Though your goal seems unattainable and life apparently truly sucks, the petty florist where you order the flower arrangements offers you a beacon of hope, comforting you and spoiling you whenever you visit his shop, condescending to your every whim. Will he satisfy your every wish or will you have to supervision your best friend’s wedding on the verge of sanity?
“Sit down, sweet pea.” He said, offering you his chair. He immediately stood behind you, digging his fingers into your shoulders, massaging them. He always smelled like greenery. It was relaxing. “Who pissed on your roses, tiger?” He asked, his thumbs drawing circles at the base of your neck. You moaned and closed your eyes. “Poor baby. So stressed.” He purred, laughing. “Portia is getting married.” You groaned. He ohed. “Your friend, Portia?” You frowned and pouted. “That bitch. Portia.” You growled. He laughed a silvery sound. “It’s your best friend.” “It’s a stressed out insult. She wants me to plan it. Jimin, I am so tired of watching people getting married.” He kneaded the nerves near to your spine. “It’s a professional hazard, baby’s breath.” His finger stilled as he reached the middle of your back without finding the clasp of your bra. He moved upwards, ignoring the small detail. “It’s the third in two weeks. I can’t. Is everybody getting married this spring?” You asked, your head rolling forward. “I’m tired. Stressed. Grumpy.” You whine. “Baby, you have your sugarcane at home, use it.” He said, referring to your swirl shaped dildo. You shook your head. “It’s the warmth. Human touch. Sympathy.” Ask me, please — Jimin mentally begged — I’ll be so sweet to you. “And now I even need a plus one for Portia’s wedding. Lest she pairs me up with her cousin. Did I mention that he’s thirty and bald?” You sighed. “I can help.” He said. “With the Plus one.” He clarified. “Don’t expect me to get my fingers in your pie, blossom.” He stated. You shook your head. “Your loss.” You tutted. His loss, for sure. Not like you wanted him massaging your breasts as you sucked him off, laying on your white silk sheets, his dulcet moans filling your lonely room and your empty
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Natural Connection — Namjoon
The city sucks. And before you definitely choose to resign from your job, you spend the money earned with your all-work-and-no-play attitude in a reinvigorating holiday in a natural resort in the woods. What you find is true heaven on earth, an eden of wonders and explorations. When you meet your guide, who will follow you and you alone, you almost cannot believe your luck. The closed-off man leads you through all the breathtaking sights of your location, offering you emotions and landscapes unrivalled — both in terms of wildlife and... well, humans? The steamy atmosphere seems to keep growing hotter together with the summer days, and before you can think twice your big friendly giant helps you get rid of the hots. What happens when your Adam and Eve idyllium gets interrupted by a ruckus of stag-partying jocks?
Namjoon knew your average blood pressure at rest and under effort, your shoe size, your weight and height. Still when he found you right before him he could barely believe the sight of you. He knew you were small but this small? He was surprised. Amazed. Completely dazzled by your size. “Uhm. Kim Namjoon?” You asked, hesitant. God, even your voice was small — he noticed. As you got even closer, he realised you barely reached his sternum. He was endeared. He imagined how hugging you would feel. Why was he imagining to hug a stranger? “Hello! Welcome to the Valley!” He said, offering you his hand. You took it and shook it energetically. “Thank you. I assume you will be my guide during my stay.” You commented. “Exactly. I'll be your coach and your guide through the whole experience.” “Perfect.” You smiled. He was dumbstruck by it. So sweet and bright. You noticed he had a nice voice. And a kind smile. He looked like a very gentle giant. “Have you brought any specific equipment with you or would you prefer to use the one we offer?” “I have trekking boots and walking sticks. You know, basic stuff that's difficult to find when you're the size of a teapot.” He laughed a loud belly laugh, which surprised you and pleased you. “Okay, we can head to the hall and chat about your activity plan.” He said, leading you. Walking behind him was definitely a hard challenge, both because his legs were kilometric — and damn fine — and because how could you not stare at that ass right in front of your gaze, clad in oh-so tight shorts? Once he realized you were basically running behind him, he turned, a bit confused. And then embarrassed. “Sorry,” he smiled sheepishly, taking shorter steps. "Don't worry, it's okay. I'm a fast walker." You stated. He grinned. He barely stopped himself from murmuring a 'cute'. You were adorable.
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Ink ‘n’ Run — Jungkook
People find awful ways to inculcate mean insecurities in our lives. It is to get rid of insecurity that you head to the talented tattooist in a small town near your campus, ready to ink your fears away. Ready to start from zero, you let yourself enjoy a night out clubbing and a steamy one night stand with a tattoed god. Hit by the morning-after regrets, you run away before he wakes up. Little do you know that he’ll be the man you’ll be spending several hours underneath, half-naked as he inks you. Such a shame that you keep running away each time he is ready to ask you for a date. And that he keeps running away after you convince yourself to concede him one. Will you manage to let each other see that you click perfectly or will you let that night be just an accident?
“Oh. You’re back. Lovely to see you, how can I help you?” He looks sweet. God, he was sweet, of course he looks sweet; you thought. He was the most gentle man you had ever been with. Wicked hips, but such a sweet mouth. “Uhm, I have an appointment?” You said, showing him the business card with the date and time of your appointment. “Oh.” His expression was the perfect depiction of confusion. “Uhm. I guess you can come into my studio, then. Do you have someone with you? Would you like Daisy to come in?” He said, looking at the girl sitting at the reception table. “No, I’m cool.” You forced yourself to form a tiny, polite smile on your face. As he walked ahead of you you noticed the way his tight black t-shirt hugged his narrow waist. And his wonderful, jeans-clad, toned ass. God, he had rammed into you like a mad man that night. You shook your head, trying to bring yourself back to reality. Meanwhile, his mind was fuelled by millions of questions. Why had you run? Were you freaked out by what was happening? Were you as affected as he was at the idea of him working on you? Did you think he was a fuckboy? Would you let him take you out on a date? Would you let him fuck you again? Wait, scratch the last one.
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Head over Heals — Hoseok
You are the most talented ice skater of your state. Or rather, you were. Your career was harshly interrupted by an unfortunate accident. Healing from the hurtful events takes strong nerves and positive energy. Luckily, your physiotherapist — the neighbour of your childhood home — is the most positive, enthusiastic person. New feelings bloom like daisies on a warm spring morning, while old feelings rekindle and light your way back home like a field of fireflights, back to places that you’ve always loved. It takes little time to get used again to his sweet energy and his gentle hands, healing your body and your soul. It takes even less time to fall head over heels for him.
“What changed?” He asked, drying your tear with his thumb. “I don’t know. It feels like it changed.” He smiled. “You’re still the same to me. Same bright eyed little girl running around in a summer dress, smelling like honey shampoo and sun cream. You feel like home. I think nothing has been okay since you were gone.” Your heart took a second to melt and resolidify around that new truth. “Hobi.” His eyes were glittering. “I think I always had a soft spot for you. You and your knees always scraped, the small curls framing your face, the way your braids came undone that night as we were driving away after prom in the convertible your parents ran away in when they eloped.” He looked so sad. And so beautiful. “Hoseok, I never forgot you, you know. You were my first.” You confessed. “And you were mine.” He replied. He paused. “We were perfect.” “We were.” You replied. We still could be. We are.
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Sugar and Spice — Yoongi
A new girl moves into town, her goal starting her life from scrap. And then on a foggy autumn night she ventures in the local pub, where she meets a cute, tattooed bartender who happens to be the local sweetheart. Fate — and the sweet granny next door — seem to push them together; it’s only a matter of time before feelings bloom and attraction becomes too intense to resist. The magic of a small town, and that loneliness that they share and understand so deeply, bring them close at the most wonderful time of the year. Love can blossom even in the dead of winter and who knows, maybe they’ll find a new life by the time of the new year?
“How does it feel to live in a small town?” You asked, stretching your legs out the flannel blanket. Sunlight came in through the yellow leaves of the apple trees. “Like time doesn’t really exist. Until you don’t have any left and suddenly your friends are getting married and having children and all you have is a useless piece of paper stating that you’re a doctor.” He said. “But it’s okay. It’s lovely, at times like this.” He said, looking at the sky. “Marriage and kids are overrated.” You said, laying down. He looked at you, your eyes closed, your hair coming out of his beanie, currently covering your head. “Don’t leave me alone here.” You had a beauty he had never known. Or that maybe he had seen in his mother. That rough, tough beauty that looks dangerous from afar. Delicate from up close. You weren’t gracious. You weren’t cobwebs and golden hair and clouds. You were the ground, the trees, the stone. You were the mountains capped in ice, beautiful and so endangered. Still, so steady. You were the forest, eternal. Nothing could marr you. No man, no humanly disgrace. You would weather and transform, like nature does. Maybe he was idealising you, maybe he was giving you all those traits he had always wished in a woman. “Stop staring at me. Lay down. Enjoy your seconds before you turn into a fifty-something lonesome worm.” You teased. He laid. Your hand found his. “I’ll tell you how a small town feels like, based on the opinion of a girl from a big city.” He exhaled a laugh. “It’s comfort. Like when it rains outside but you’re in your bed and you’re warm and you don’t have to get up. You can simply lay.” He rolled onto his side, staring at your eyelashes. If I blink, will she disappear?
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stray-tori · 3 years
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An Innocent Sin & the good gay flashback ft. my descent into madness
I wasn’t sure if I should post this but I mostly want it archived so here we go. This is from like,, September?
So. “An Innocent Sin” is a dumpster fire unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember why I decided to read it. maybe I was crazy. Either way... I read it. It soon started to touch upon (very very outlandish) sexual abuse which I thought was interesting. (the angst, not so much some of the wack circumstances surrounding it)
ANYWAY. at some point... we have a flashback. And not just that. It has a gay character.
And it turns rly gay. which mind you, is still in a het smut manwha (that has a “gay” side couple, but still!)
And it destroyed me.
For those who want to read it because I genuinely think the flashback is a decent bit, it’s all the bonus chapters between chapter 77 and 78 I think. There’s a part before that too, but idk where exactly anymore. (It’s on lezhin! or your platform of choosing)
I don’t THINK you’ll need any other knowledge to get the flashback bit? but it’s been a while.
Below the cut (rip mobile users), you can read all of my amazing reactions (all of these were text messages, for context - but I took most of the replies and convos about other things out). Post is also tagged as long post. :))
(i’m serious, this is fucking long)
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Here I am. Liking the gay flashback character. Feck. Main dude is still straight but idk it's cute pff
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This is a mess. The girl white hair likes, likes black hair, maybe, but thinks white hair is attractive
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What just happened is sth I'd like to know too pff He's so cute tho omg. Watch me melt Can we stay in this flashback before everything got perverted af and before white hair gets assaulted all the time I would send an eyebrow emote if I could Context: he's asking he says it again
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Ik it's not mutual but loookkk he's so sweet. He's kinda rude in present time, can't we stay in this flashback forever
I never asked for gay, never expected gay but I got gay
This story is trash why am I still reading it shdhhd
He caught his mom cheating. And now she's forcing him to watch??? What is thissss Well adoptive mom But still sudhdidu what Bitch how dare YOU exist
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Save my babyyyy
Yay sister that's not yet a rapist to the rescueee
This flashback is actually just nicer in every way let's just stay here This is a super long flashback btw Idek anymore what triggered it
Okay I think I'm gonna make the sensible decision and let this dumpster fire rest and just go sleep
It was very wild. I kinda wanna see white hair get therapy but it has 90 chapters and I'm at like 30... So I'm very concerned this is gonna be very dragged out. Idek if it's even finished ahahsududi - but I do kinda wanna see where it goes and see more cute Noah (white hair) so. Here we are.
yeahhh like i was down for the sexual abuse angst but then the mother killed the adoptive son's mother bc the dad had a thing for her?? and it was someone a person studying with white hair knew and so he's investigating and I'm like how did this turn into a crime organisation kind of plot
hhhhhhh i... i appreciate these horny things also tackling abuse but it always kind of gives me weird vibes to have both, especially when its very horny. And when people are horny to people who've been abused. Idk but I'd assume... you might try NOT to tie them up if they're frequently bondaged during their assaults. I'm just.... disjdksdj hello?? am i weird?? why are they fine with it???
also this manwha is so wild, theres this murder mystery investigation thing and then theres just a couple doing honry stuff sprinkled in between and i'm like OKAY
they rescued a guy in their basement and he's understandably very traumatized and they're trying to question him cut to our main couple trying bondage which i still dont understand bECAUSE HE'S A RAPE VICITM WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS the ones questioning arent the main couple of course but idshkjds
like im glad he's somehow okay with all this horny stuff despite his trauma and im glad he can be happy and have a nice relationship but DO WE NEED THIS MUCH OF IT he's very cute tho
i like that even when i try other stuff lezhin recommends me it still has large amount of gay in it
[mei: i mean... that's pretty great, if you ask me]
I mean I agree, I'm enjoying the gay eheheh these tonal whiplashes there's not even that much white space between the panels fhjd nvm it just turned horny goddamn it can there be 1 chapter without fucking? okay, there were the flashbacks
WE ARE BACK IN FLASHBACKS but im not getting the gay relationship, sad
OH WAIT AM I GETTING GAY COMFORT bc thats very good too
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OH NNOOO this turned sad very quickly
I'M SORRY IM SPAMMING BUT THIS IS JUST ANGSTY
I'M :((((
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different species confirmed
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I rly like them :((( I like the current girl too but it's just..... very horny with her. the flashbacks are nice [current tori edit: she’s very unloyal idk why i said I liked her] im weird HHHHH RIPPP 
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someone help him he looks so saddddd
not sure if thats the most healthy relationship but I'LL TAKE IT
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AWWW black hair's mom cooks mild food for them bc Noah can't eat spicy food :((( im soft
PFFF
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I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS :(((
awww
i feel like theyve done much more bonding than noah's current relationship. I mean yes I think its cute when she comforts him, too, but they rarely do anything besides be horny together
OH OH THEY'RE KISSING
best buildup, honestly
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the position is hornier than I'd like later here goes hope it stays cute
D-did someone just respect the word "stop"??? I am amazed
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i think you might uh. have some trauma stuff too so yknow
Dohye is a little dramatic in his reassurance but it's all rly cute so I'm :(( I like them a lot pls stay like this getting invested in flashbacks is always like: ik it wont stay but pls stay like this
hELP
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chapters ending in "i wanna touch him" is never good. I'm scared. Oh okay he didnt do anything. PHEW. He's already better than the girl, can't they just end up together lmao
[Noah was jealous]
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w-why do you look so evil dohye haukdhjs
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oh. oh no. the horny is starting. pls dont... just be cute forever
DOHYE NO YOU WERE SO DECENT WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT KOREAN TRADITIONS TO GET HIM TO DO STUFF HORNY STUFF TOO NO PLS STOP I JUST- WHEEE TvT the manwha is actually less visually horny in the flashbacks but im not sure if its bc its BL which isnt rly the genre of the manwha or if its bc they're still kids basically, which... I'd respect the latter, tho I'd prefer it to be like this constantly haha
okay. he's not respecting stop anymore, but it's also more of embarrassed nature more than "no i dont want this stop" so maybe i can forgive it. Still losing points, but he hugged him and it was sweet so HHHHHHHHHHH NOT SURE HOW I SHOULD JUDGE THIS SITUATION
They [Noah’s family] forbid him to visit his friends house I AM DEVASTATED
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understandable they're a rapist, a fucked up murderer mother and a father with a thing for younger women so
tho he dont know any of that but yknow he's so pretty just fucking end me on the spot
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hooo
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they are boyfriends and ik from the future that his sister is gonna ruin it allll she has those drugs that make visual imaginations feel like they rly happened to the person (dont know if thats real but holy fuck its terrifying) and she's used it before to say that Noah assualted her. and im pretty sure shes gonna use it again bc there was a panel of Noah remembering Dohye being uhhhh intimate with her and thats why Noah began to hate him and im so sad im not ready for it. bc he's denied it in the future and i honestly couldnt see it happening even before that or she drugged Dohye, i guess thats a possibility too
[current tori: oh girl, it’s neither and it’s wack]
which if, btich you gonna die even more enough rambling, more reading. this makes me so sad but also spicy
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on the manwha note, he thinks Noah doesnt like his family bc he's adopted and doesnt feel comfy which....... fair enough i suppose. and he's so cute im gonna melt just looK AT THIS 
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SHUt UP, IM GONNA CRY
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OH MY GODDDD he ate like ice and gum and all that, and Dohye assumed it was bc of the more spicy food and got rl worried, but he was just trying to get the smell out of his breath bc he wanted to kiss him ukhsdjs HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE HELLLOOOOOOOOO
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look at them. LOOK AT mY BABIESSSS
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how am i ever gonna care about the main couple again aww he-he wanted to go to the same highschool as him :((( im sad bc i know its not gonna happennnnnn
[mei: also at this point, you're literally never gonna care about them. i don't even know the main couple that well and i honestly don't care about them whatsoever.]
WAIT NO they're actually going to the same school awww ik it wont take long until sister fucks it up for them but for now theyre so sweet ohmygodddd
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cant he move in with them, fuck his family honestly
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dohye he's not a fucking pokemon iukhsdjs
oh. its. turning horny i am displeased with this development but i guess its natural for their relationship however COULD YOU DO IT AT HOME AND NOT IN SOME DUSTY SMALL ROOM how do ppl do this i like that the comments too are just "... is anyone still carng about the other girl?" sakjds
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this is the best 3 panels in existence.
h-he just took your hand dohye idk what to tell you
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[mei: "you blush at everything i do" god if that isn't me, idk what is]
awww its cute dohye is getting bonus points bc he invited Noah over while his mom wasnt home, they watched some sexual stuff and he DIDNT try to do anything what is this where can i get more of this
"well im not okay"
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MY BABIESSSS 
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they still didnt do much btw they're just kinda exploring and its honestly nice TvT I dont want this to ever endddd
[Dohye sees Noah’s sister and approaches her] N O
N OOOO
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this is the starttttt of something.......... TERRIBLEEEE 
:((( babyyyy
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I AM EMO
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Noah was drugged im sure. hes having dreams and waking up in pain and the sister is asking doyhe over I DONT LIKE THISSSSSSS OH HE DECLINED
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OKAY OKAY he saw him with her again but it was from behind and im not sure if it rly happened??? oh no this is terrible. Noah :((( poor child
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i am so emo about this
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[reminder he’s been abused TvT]
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[the sister: “Don’t you want to know why?”]
i will. murder someone he called to ask her to delete his number btw what is this manwha but this is just gonna make it that more tragic when whatever happens that breaks them apart :(((
he's such a good bf but Noah just wont TELL him his side I'M SO SAD
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I AM SO SAD
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No
NO
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It cant end im actually tearing up nooo you were so cuteeee and happpyyy
[*sister is telling dohye to come to the gym hall*]
what else is she gonna do she already teared [current tori: ahem... T O R E] them apart THAT'S NOT DOYhE. THATS NEVER HIM. OH MY GOD. is it a look alike??? damn, she's dedicated to just. ruining it, huh
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I’M
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I’M SO SAD
now he's switching SCHOOLS NO NOOOOO how will i ever find happiness againnnn NO they're misunderstanding further they're not talking properly i mean i get it but oh my god
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I'M :((( 
NO NOOOO pls make up in the future at least omg he tried to clear it up tooo ahhh i dont even have hopes for them getting back together but i just i want them to clear it up im crying first manwha to make me cry and it's this dumpster fire ahaha maybe a little too bc it kinda hit a little close to home i guess but goddamnn ittttt they were so cuteee and so happy and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH NO. Noahs getting drugged and assaulted. And he's realizing it happened before, he just forgot. I am. so sad it's not horny drawn either which i appreciate but MY HEART NO
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N O DONT YOU DARE MAKE THIS WORSE
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Im. gonna cry more 
Doyhe kept an eye on him im so emo :(( but he thought he was doing well enough and gave up.... Im im so sad no i want you to make up and get back together its all just a stupid........... MEHHHH will i ever find sth like this flashback again
[mei: p-probably not, no]
i am so devasted i dont even wanna go back to the main couple just fucking. i want this relationship back :(((( but i guess the investigation might end up somewhere so hhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh the baker manwha had a similar flashback feeling so. i just gotta find more of that haha
BUT THIS WAS SO SAD??? im so emo
[Dohye got kidnapped // the flashback commentary stops here but I think my descend into madness is pretty funny too]
OH YEAH THAT HAPPENED. THE FLASHBACK WAS SO LONG I FORGOT. NOOOO SAVE HIM. JESUS CHRIST PLS JUST ONE GOOD THING
its. actually rly smart to have another, more focused on them flashback, before the arc where he gets kidnapped by the rapist murder household so. good job. from a meta perspective but also NO but also. maybe theres hope for them making up at least after all :(((
[main couple kissing] this is. very weird now. but im glad he has someone, he deserves it but dohyeeeee
and switching to sex, YET AGAIN now i wanna see this EVEN LESS THAN I DID BEFOREEEE it's even.... a threesome now with one of the other characters why are you like this why can't you be. like in the flashback i am so upset HAHHHHH WHEEEZEEEE
I am just stop fucking jesus christ PLEASE I DONT WANNA SEE IT ANYMOREEEEE
im just stop the horny pls just tell me who that new guy is and why doyhe likes him so much
[mei: this manwha is a fucking mess but at least we got your lovely commentary out of it]
dhsuksj thanks i feel honored at least i got cute BL out of it before everything went [back] to shit
[mei: THAT TOO]
[...]
tbh im getting kinda mad about doyhe... i dont... feel like he'd just fall instantly for a guy who looks like Noah... but eh not my character
i just want closure for dohye at this point, fuck everything else ... not literally pls theres already too much of that
pls get it together for like 1 chapter is the investigation even still happening i am so confused save dohye plEASE wait what i have less than 10 episodes left Dont tell me this shit isnt even wrapped up yet
[Dohye is having a breakdown over the Noah double not coming to see him anymore]
yeah i this... doesnt feel like Dohye... at all... Even when Noah was rejecting him he was just kind of... taking it with some humor and maybe he was a little desperate and risky sometimes but... oh well... i do want him to get better but... im having a hard time believeing this development??? he never seemed overly anxious or anything. but who knows what else they did to him. Sister can still go fuck off tho
[...]
i mean. i liked the flashbacks a lot honestly??? it stayed simple and focused on the dynamics and less trying to balance smut with murder plots
[dm partner: NO THAT'S WHAT I MEAN LIKE CLEARLY THE AUTHOR CAN MAKE A GOOD STORY SO I'M JUST... CONFUSED AS TO WHY THEY DIDN'T STICK WITH SOME SOFT, FLUFFY BL ROMANCE MANWHA AND DECIDED TO MAKE WHATEVER THIS IS INSTEAD ]
okay i dont care bc dohye is currently getting assaulted nobody asked for this why i just. this is terrible. he was... so sweet. he doesnt deserve this. nobody does of course but jesus christ pls someone save him at least its not horny visually, one saving grace
ah... the assult is back to being depicted horny-ly thank you for nothing
[... removed some general confusion about the plot]
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YES. SOME SHIP FOOD.
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i am. suffering i mean i cant stop but GOD
okay so apparantly. the sister. has just an arsenal of people who look like other people Dohye, then Noah... and even Noah's GF??? this is ridiculous??
one good message 
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why 
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did you feel the need to add that [actual tired rage]
im gonna die this manwha is gonna kill me im laughing but im suffering oh hes arrested great and thats the end and the last update was in january of this year
why AS IN NOAH IS ARRESTED nobody who actually did anything is arrested What is this why is this AHHH I at least wanted the complete-ness of finishing this but now I'M JUST SUFFERING
[ mei: I MEAN TO BE FAIR I'D BE SUFFERING TOO BC JUST... WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE?? MANY QUESTIONS?? AND MANY CONCERNS BC THIS MANWHA IS JUST... AN EXPERIENCE ]
its an experience allright WELL
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yup that’s it.
in my head, in a twist of events Dohye and Noah make up and are actual endgame. Something like that must exist out there but I won’t ask because it’d destroy the surprise and ruin the point.
That’s it.
Have a nice day.
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Christmas party - Truth or Dare (Year 5)
Luna spent most of the Christmas holiday at the Weasleys’, but since her mother and little sister were in the US and her father was in Germany, Luna decided to take the opportunity and have a party at her house.
Invited and showed up: Rowan, Bill, Charlie, Penny, Ben, Tonk, Tulip, Barnaby, Andre, Jae, Badeea, Liz, Diego and Chiara.
Uninvited but still showed up: Merula and Ismelda. (Barnany brought them along.)
Haven’t showed up: Talbott (doesn’t like parties), all the Quidditch characters (Orion, McNully, Skye and the rest of the team.)
They spent most of the time playing Truth or Dare.
Rules: if anyone lies or doesn’t agree to answer a question or do a dare, they have to drink. Rowan, Badeea and Liz have a special permission not to drink alcohol.
Self-appointed judge: Penny.
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But before we start, this post in a nutshell:
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Round #1 – Penny asks Jae:
Penny: Oh, look at that. I get to ask first.
Luna: Have you rigged-?
Penny: Jae, truth or dare?
Jae: Is that even a question? Dare, obviously.
Penny: Kiss the most beautiful girl in the room.
Jae leaned over to his right and gave Chiara a kiss on the cheek. She smiled while blushing and put her head on his shoulder. He let out a giggle and hugged her with one arm.
Penny: Are we first graders? French her!
Chiara turned even redder.
Jae: Next time, be more specific.
Luna: Okay, I think we can all agree that people will kiss however they like, Penny.
Penny: Cowards.
Round #2 – Liz asks Badeea:
Liz: Truth or dare?
Badeea: Truth.
Liz: Who do you think should have all of Luna’s pets-?
Luna: Hey!
Liz: Me or her?
Badeea: I would like at least one night of sleep without chaos.
Luna: This question is obviously about me, I call foul! Liz should drink!.. Water, I guess.
Penny: What do you think?
Tonks: Boo!
Tulip: You’re a crybaby!
Andre: The question is fine by me.
Everyone seemed to agree.
Penny: Overruled.
Luna: What?
Andre: I think Luna should drink for interrupting the game.
Luna: That’s not a rule!
Andre: Judge?
Penny: Drink!
Luna: Fine!
Liz: Back to the question…
Badeea: Ah, let Luna keep them.
Luna: Thank you!
Penny: Do you want another drink for interference?
Luna: Yes.
Penny: No, It’s no fun if you’re enjoying it. Every time you interrupt, you don’t get a drink.
Luna: Boo!
Round #3 – Tonks asks Ben:
Tonks: Truth or DARE?
Ben: *slightly terrified* Truth.
Tonks: Seriously? You’re a Gryffindor!
Bill: Don’t be mean.
Jae: She has a point.
Bill: Jae.
Jae: What? You can’t take house-points from me now, hot-shot.
Tulip: *turns to Luna* Same for you!
Luna: Do I look sober enough to take points?
Tulip: Yes.
Luna: Low blow!
Tonks: Whatever… Truth? What should I ask?
Tulip: I’ve got one – do you sleep with any stuffed animal?
Ben: W-what? No!
Jae: He’s lying. He has a teddy-bear.
Ben: That doesn’t count.
Tonks: DRINK!
Ben: But-
Most of them started chanting- “Drink! Drink! Drink!”
Penny: Sorry, Ben. Those are the rules.
Ben: But Tulip asked the question.
Tonks: And I accepted it. Drink! Drink!
Penny: Drink up, Ben.
Ben took sip of beer and looked disgusted.
A round of applause filled the room.
Luna: Welcome to adulthood, kid!
Ben: No thank you.
Round #4 – Diego asks Chiara:
Diego: Truth or dare, beautiful?
Jae frowned.
Chiara: Truth.
Diego: Who is the best dueler in this room?
Luna: Seriously?
Chiara: Hmmm….
Tulip: She’s too nice for this question!
Penny: She’ll live.
Chiara: Hmm… Barnaby?
Luna and Jae burst into laughter. Barnaby looked excited.
Diego: Are you sure-?
Merula: She gave her answer, move on.
Diego: But she’s obviously mistaken.
Merula: Obviously. Everyone knows that-
Penny: Everyone, take a shot whenever Merula says the thing!
Merula: Very funny. But I am the most powerful witch at Hogwarts.
Everyone raised their glasses and drank.
Merula: Ismelda!
Ismelda: What? That’s the rule.
Round #5 – Tulip asks Ben:
Ben: Oh boy.
Tulip: *with a vicious expression* Truth or dare?
Ben: T-truth?
Tulip: Have you ever farted then blamed someone else?
Ben: *turned red* WHAT?
Tonks and Tulip burst into laughter.
Penny: Answer the question, Ben.
Ben: No!
Jae: I don’t know, feels like a lie…
Tonks: Judge?
Penny: *rolled her eyes* Overruled. Next.
Tulip: No fun! This was a classic question!
Jae: No doubts.
Tonks: I’ll drink to that!
Tonks, Tulip and Jae raised their shot glasses and drank their content.
Round #6 – Andre asks Rowan:
Andre: Truth or dare?
Rowan: Hmmm… Hmmmm…
Penny: Just pick one.
Rowan: It’s not an easy decision to make. On the one hand, truth has the potential to be less embarrassing, because it doesn’t involve any physical action. On the other hand, a question can be highly personal and the if you ask the right one, it might be even more embarrassing than a simple-
Tonks: Boo! Drink!
Penny: But he doesn’t drink alcohol.
Tonks: Boo! Disqualify!
Rowan: Fine! Dare! *he regretted it immediately* I mean, truth!
Andre: Too late! I dare you to drink from your butt.
Rowan: WHAT?!
Tulip: Wow.
Tonks: Amazing.
Penny: Definitely too far.
Bill: That’s disgusting, Andre.
Luna: I think I speak for everyone when I say – no one wants to see that.
Jae: Let the man drink!
Penny: No, too disgusting.
Andre: Seriously? Fine. I dare you to put one of Luna’s mum’s dresses. Fair enough?
Penny: Sounds fair to me.
Rowan: Luna!
Luna: Those are the rules, mate.
Rowan: Then I’ll drink.
Everyone Booed and Tonks threw an empty can of beer at him.
Rowan: Fine, fine! I’ll wear the dumb dress.
Everyone cheered.
Tulip: You are one of us now, Andre.
Andre winked at her.
Tulip, Tonks and Jae: One of us! One of us!
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There is much more, so if you like it - keep reading. (They’re basically getting more and more shit-faced, so... Yeah, fun!)
Round #7 – Jae asks Ben:
Ben: Why always me?!
Jae: Truth or dare?
Ben: Truth.
Jae: Are you sure about that?
Ben looked nervous, but after he took a peek at Andre, he said- “Yes!”
Tulip: I have a good one!
Ben: Please, not you again.
Penny: Tulip, let other people ask embarrassing questions.
Tulip: But mine are the best.
Jae: If you had a love potion, would you use it on your crush?
The room fell silent. Ismelda turned red and lowered her head.
Luna: What the-?
Liz: That’s horrible, Jae!
Tonks: It’s a question.
Liz: A very morally questionable one!
Penny: It’s just a question. Proceed.
Liz: Really?
Ben: No, I would never do that.
Luna: Of course you wouldn’t.
Liz: Get your shit together, Jae.
Tulip: Would you relax?
Liz: Hey, Jae. Here’s a question. Would you force yourself on anyone-?
Penny: All right, that’s too far. Let’s move on.
Jae: What’s your problem?
Liz: That’s what love potion does!
Bill: Let’s all calm down, it’s all in good fun.
Penny: Yeah, he didn’t mean anything by it, Liz.
Liz: I hope not.
Jae: It was just a question, you’re reading too much into it.
Luna: All right, Let’s move on-
Ismelda: Yeah, lay off him, Liz! Thinking about something is not the same as doing something!
Liz: Why, have you ever thought about it?
Ismelda: No!
Liz: Really? Because it sounds like-
Merula: Would you back off?
Penny: Enough! Everyone, take three shots and cheer for the next round!
Round #8 – Badeea asks Charlie:
Badeea: Truth or dare?
Charlie: Is it about dragons?
Bill: Really, Charlie?
Charlie: I’m just checking my options.
Tonks: Just answer the question!
Charlie: Okay – dare.
Badeea: I dare you to tell your most embarrassing story.
Charlie: Yes! It is about dragons!
Bill: Oh, come on.
Charlie: So we were in CoMC class-
Round #9 – Chiara asks Barnaby:
Chiara: Truth or dare?
Barnaby: What’s the one with the cool things?
Ismelda: Dare.
Barnaby: Dare!
Chiara: Umm.. I dare you to dance while you balance a glass of water on your head.
Jae: Good one.
Barnaby: That sounds like fun!
Ismelda: Just don’t spill it on me.
Barnaby danced around the room while balancing the glass on his head for 30 seconds before it fell and spilled on Ismelda.
Ismelda: Of course.
Round #10 – Penny asks Bill:
Penny: Always asking, never answering. Such a cruel fate.
Ben: Want to switch?
Penny: Truth or dare?
Bill: Dare.
Penny: I dare you to kiss your crush – on the mouth this time. We’re not 12.
Penny winked at Luna that in return made an “abort” move with her hand.
Bill: I can’t, she’s not here. *his tone was cold*
Luna blushed and took a long sip directly from the wine bottle she was holding.
Penny: Okay, then. Next, I guess. I was just trying to spice things up a bit… Excuse me!
Round #12 – Barnaby asks Ismelda:
Ismelda: Truth.
Barnaby: But I didn’t-
Ismelda: Truth!
Barnaby looked at Penny and then smiled.
Barnaby: Tell us who’s your crush!
Penny: Finally! Thank you, Barnaby. I was getting bored.
Luna and Ismelda exchanged looks.
Ismelda took a shot glass and drank its content as fast as possible.
Penny: Oh, come on!
Round #15 – Ben asks Diego:
Ben: Finally! I don’t have to answer embarrassing questions!
Tonks: Just you wait, boy.
Ben looked terrified again.
Ben: *without looking away from Tonks* D-diego, truth or dare?
Diego: *grinned* Dare, of course!
Ben: Hmm… I dare you to… to… I- I don’t know.
Penny: Make it about his crush, you fool!
Luna: Woah, there.
Penny: It’s like you guys never played this game before!
Ben: I dare you to… say if you have crush?
Penny: No! That’s a truth question!
Luna: Judge, maybe you should take it down a notch.
Penny: *sighed* I’m cool, I’m cool.
Diego: Penny is right, give me a spicy dare.
Diego winked at Ismelda that looked confused and disgusted at the same time.
Ben: I dare you to… have a drink?
Penny: Goddammit, Ben!
Diego: What a waste… *he took a sip of beer*
Round #22 - Luna asks Merula.
Luna: Nope.
Merula: No way.
They both took a shot.
Penny: Okay, moving on…
Round #26 – Barnaby asks Tonks:
Barnaby: Dare or truth?
Ismelda: Close enough.
Tonks: DARE!
Luna: We are way too drunk right now.
Barnaby: Kiss a girl!
Penny: Yes, good job, Barnaby!
Tonks: But which one?
Barnaby looked at Ismelda, she shrugged in return.
Barnaby: Tulip.
Tonks: Okay.
Tonks kissed Tulip.
Penny: And that’s how you kiss on Truth or Dare!
Luna: Yep, definitely too drunk.
Round #35? – Diego asks Andre:
Diego: Dare or dare?
Andre: Dare!
Barnaby: That wasn’t one of the options!
Diego: I dare… dare you… to fart!
Andre: On who?
Liz: You guys are too wasted-
Tonks: Disqualified!
Most of them yelled: Disqualified!
Diego: I dare you to kiss… Me.
Andre: Okay!
Badeea: Maybe we should lay down the-
Another roar of- “Disqualified” filled the room.
Round #? - Charlie asks Ismelda:
Charlie: What is your favorite dragon?
Ismelda: Truth.
Tonks: Disqualified!
Badeea: We should stop it.
Rowan: I don’t think we can.
Round #??!
Andre: Truth-dare or dare-truth?
Luna: DARE!
Tonks and Tulip howled.
Andre: Go to… *he pointed to the 3rd floor balcony that face the living room* there! And jump!
Rowan: Oh, no way. NO WAY!
*Luna stood on the sofa and then jumped on floor*
Luna: Yeah!!!
Andre: She did it! She actually did it!!!
Rowan: Oh, thank Merlin.
Badeea: This is too much.
Liz: Guys, enough is enough.
“DISQUALIFIED!”
Round ??!?#$@
Luna: Hey! Hey! HEY!
Merula: What?!
Luna: Dare!
Merula: Dare?
Luna: Dare!
Merula: Dare.
Luna: Go to hell!
Merula: I’ll meet you there!
Luna: AHH!
Merula: AHHHHHHHH!!
Barnaby: Who, me?
Ismelda: You ever thought… though we…be more than friends?
Barnaby: Another round of shots!
Everyone roared in excitement.
Round “why is this still a thing?”
Rowan: Truth or dare?
Liz: Truth.
Tonks: Drink!!
Last round
Luna: W-who’s still conscious-conscientious-contra-concon? *she giggled to herself* Nailed it.
Rowan, Liz and Badeea looked at her with their arms crossed.
Luna: Except for the nerds!
Silence.
Luna: Truth or dare?
Silence.
Luna: Drink!
A faint response from everyone who drank: Drink…
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More Tea?
- Yandere Hanzo x f!Reader -
Word Count: ~5000, so buckle up
Warnings: smut, NON/DUB-CON, aphrodisiacs, drugging, Yakuza AU
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You give yourself a final once over in the full length mirror of your bedroom, patting down a few stray hairs and smoothing the vibrantly colored silk fabric of your skirt.
As much as you hate to admit it, you look beautiful.
The dress had been delivered earlier that afternoon by one of your handmaids in a thin, white box with a pretty blue ribbon tied around it- a gift sent by your husband who requested you wear it to dinner tonight via the note taped to the lid of the box.
You’d scoffed when you read it, crumpling the little card in your hands while imagining it was his head and tossing it into the wastebasket, but acceded regardless. You may despise the man, but you knew better than to directly disobey him.
The month you’d spent so far being the wife of the Shimada leader had been a true test of your strength, already feeling at your limit with what you were willing to put up with to keep your head. You never wanted anything to do with the man, but with the wealth and connections he possessed, he made sure the only answer you’d be giving to his marriage proposal would be a yes.
And now you were nothing more than a damsel, locked away in a castle with one fierce and angry dragon guarding it.
You knew he loved you. Or at least, what his deranged, entitled mind believed was love. He wanted you to be happy by his side, wanted to lavish you with attention and affection, but you just couldn’t bare to let him get any closer than arm’s length, there was only so much you could put up with.
Hanzo knew how to be patient, was willing to let you have your distance from him (giving you a separate bedroom, and waiting to consummate your marriage until you were ready) if it meant that you would one day come around. But after one full month with no change in your attitude, a full month of having you, but not truly having you, you could tell he was getting impatient.
Tonight would no doubt be another attempt at courting you- trying to make up for what he neglected to do before he decided to force you into marriage, dinner and a fancy new dress could only mean so many things. And while a date with your kidnapper was the last way you wanted to be spending your evening, you played along, willing to feed him scraps of your tolerance in lue of him forcing your obedience like you knew he so desperately wanted to.
At six o’clock on the dot, you make your way down to the dining room, the heels of your shoes clicking against the floor as you navigate your way through the silent halls of the castle. The guard posted outside of the dining room bows to you, before opening the door to let you in, and you give yourself one last breath of freedom before stepping inside.
Hanzo is seated at the table, food and drink already waiting for you, flipping through documents in a black folder before noticing your arrival, and quickly rising to his feet to greet you. He offers you a smile, not quite insincere, but lacking any real warmth, and you return it just as emptily as you make your way over to your seat across from him. He dismisses the guard, then goes to seat himself as well, and you try not to flinch as the door shuts, cutting you off from the rest of the world until Hanzo decides to release you.
You felt like you’d just been locked into a cage with a bloodthirsty monster and asked to play nice with it, as your eyes search for anything around you to focus on other than the man sitting across from you. They end up settling on your meal for that night, the dish just as brightly colored and fragrant as everything served to you here, but it’s the cup of your nightly tea beside it that catches your eye. It was unlike anything you’d ever seen- light pink and shimmery as it swirled in your cup (unlike the regular greens and browns), with a rich, earthy scent that settled heavy in your lungs with each breath in.
You eye it, intrigued just as much as you were suspicious, and Hanzo notices where your attention had settled.
“It was a gift,” he speaks suddenly, drawing your gaze from the alluring liquid. “From one of our business partners in Europe. I thought you and I could try it together.”
He seems almost nervous (as strange as that sounds, a man like him being nervous about anything) that you’ll reject what you assume is just as much of a peace offering as the dress he’d bought for you, so you figure you don’t have much of a choice, reaching for your cup against your better judgment.
When you take your first sip, you nearly choke from how thick the tea is- not in texture, but the taste. Its full and spicy, but with hints of floral sweetness as it simmers on your tongue and slides down your throat.
It’s strange, and unlike anything you’ve ever had, but you can’t deny that it tasted good, addicting almost.
Hanzo smiles as you go for a second sip, “I am pleased to see you enjoy it.”
The two of you strike your regular conversation, he asks you about your day, and between sips of tea that you hardly even realize you’re taking, you recount the few noteworthy experiences of your day while you were apart.
Before you know it, your cup is empty, and you look at it in bewilderment, wondering how it had gone so fast, only for Hanzo to take the cup from your hands and refill it without a thought, urging you to drink as much as you like. 
When you inevitably run out of things to talk about (there isn’t much you can do trapped in the walls of his castle), you ask him about his day, and he seems more than happy to tell you. You’re still trying to play nice, and try your damndest to hang onto his words like he did yours, but it’s so full of bureaucratic business talk and words and phrases you didn’t know the meaning of, that it doesn’t surprise you when feel your attention waning.
You picked at your food, taking delicate bites and washing it down with what must now be your fourth cup of the pink liquid while trying to look at least halfway interested in what he had to say, but it seems he’s as dry a conversationalist as always, and you soon find your eyelids drooping.
You shake yourself of your sudden fatigue. The last thing you want to do is fall asleep at the dinner table, who knows what sort of horrible punishment Hanzo could inflict on you after showing such disrespect. You try to focus back in on his words, to have something to keep your brain at least halfway occupied, only to realize much to your horror that he had grown silent.
You cautiously lift your gaze, only to be met with his dark eyes boring into you with an intensity that makes you want to curl in on yourself. You didn’t have enough time to discern if it was anger or confusion that made his eyes burn so brightly, before his expression softens, regarding you with what looks an awful lot like concern.    
“Are you feeling alright?” He asks, and you nod quickly, giving a verbal answer only because you can feel a yawn trying to work its way out of you.
“Yes, I’m fine, no need to worry. Please, continue.”
He gives you an unconvinced look, but nods, and goes to fill your nearly empty cup for the thousandth time that night, claiming the tea was known to have many health benefits just in case you were beginning to feel under the weather.
You thank him and take another sip of the heady drink, trying to keep yourself focused and listen to what your husband has to say. 
But within seconds, your eyes are fluttering again and your limbs grow heavy as the sound of Hanzo’s voice fades to the back of your mind. You’re suddenly so exhausted you don’t even have the energy to question why you’re feeling this way, or the flush that’s slowly spreading throughout your entire body, making your skin tingle against the silky fabric of your dress or the sticky wetness forming between your legs. All you can manage to do is sit in your discomfort, blinking blearily at nothing in particular as your eyes shift in and out of focus. 
You don’t notice this time when Hanzo stops talking. You’re too busy fighting to keep yourself upright in your seat as all the feeling in your body drains away, replaced by a tingling numbness like a limb that’s fallen asleep, and you certainly don’t realize that he’s risen from his seat and made his way behind you until he’s grasping your shoulders and pulling your body backwards to lean against him. 
You moan at the feeling, much to your embarrassment, but it shocks you just how good it feels to have his hands on you, and to be pressed firmly against his strong body. Even if its still through several layers of clothes, your whole body sings at the contact. 
You’re practically purring when one hand trails its way from your shoulder and across your collarbone, up your neck until he hooks a finger under your chin and tilts  your head upwards. It lulls backward in your pliant state and you’re met with a smoldering gaze that has liquid heat pulsing in your most intimate areas, and find that you couldn’t look away even if you wanted to. 
While one of his hands remains tucked under your chin to keep our head in place, the other rests its palm against your forehead for a moment, and you watch as Hanzo clicks his tongue, and slips the hand back down to the base of your neck. 
“You’re burning up,” he states plainly, and you have to agree, your whole self feels like its drowning in heat, but the kind that’s pleasant and exciting. “You must be falling ill, perhaps we should cut dinner short.”
Ill? Is that what you were? You certainly didn’t feel that way. If anything you felt like you were floating, sweet, pleasurable heat following everywhere his hands touched. 
It isn’t until you feel one of his hands start to travel down past the neckline of your dress that the dreamy high you’d been swimming in starts to dissipate, and you suddenly become much more aware of your situation. 
One hand cups your breast, looking you dead in the eyes as he does it and tightening his grip ever so slightly around your neck to ensure you don’t slip away from him. 
“How does it feel, Dearest?” he mumbles to you, and from the heated look he gives you, you can tell he already knows your answer. You groan as your nipple hardens and aches against his warm palm, and his lip quirks upwards in a smirk as you start to writhe against him in protest, only managing to ignite more fire in your veins as you inadvertently push yourself further into his touch. 
“Y…You-” you just barely manage to get out as the pieces start coming together. How you weren’t dead tired until you started drinking that strange tea, and the fact that you realize he hadn’t taken a single sip of his own. He drugged you, and you had a feeling you knew why.
He tisks again. “Poor thing, you’re practically delirious. We must get you to bed at once.”
Then hes dipping down and scooping you up into his arms with ease, and you’re helpless to stop him as he carries you out of the dining room. 
Your heart is pounding against your chest trying to think of a way out, even when half of you already knows there is none. Even if you did have the ability to beg for help from the few servants you pass by on your way to his bedroom, you knew they would never defy their Lord or his wishes. 
Your theory is only proven when you reach your destination, and the two guards stationed outside of his private quarters open the doors without so much as a glance at you.  
Hanzo places you down on the silken sheets of his bed with all the delicacy of someone handling a fragile doll, and you sink limply into the plush mattress, your head propped up by a million pillows, allowing you to continue to glare at him when he steps back from the bed, taking a moment to admire you. 
“Such a lovely sight,” he sighs, eyes raking over your body appreciatively. He grabs the loose fabric of your skirt between two fingers, runs the pad of his thumb over the vibrant satin. “I knew you would look gorgeous in this.”
Then hes climbing onto the bed, caging you between his arms, hips trapped between his knees as he leans down to press a kiss just behind your ear, then whispers, “But I want to see how gorgeous you will be without it.” 
You whimper at his words and his hot breath against your skin, in disgust or arousal you’re not sure, but you whimper as loud as you can in protest when he sits back on his thighs, grabbing handfuls of your dress and ripping the fabric like paper. The chilled air of the bedroom kisses at your sweating skin as its exposed, adding another layer of pleasurable torture that you’re forced to endure. Your nipples harden when he tears your bra from you as well, tossing the ruined fabric over the side of the bed along with the rest of what used to be your outfit.
“Beautiful,” he groans, gazing at your bare form with burning lust, one hand lowering to grope the obvious bulge between his legs. Your whole body prickles with shame, tears sprouting in your eyes as you watch him tear at his own clothes until he’s just a bare as you. He leans down over you once again, smothering you with his heat and bulk as he presses soft kisses to your cheek and grasps at both of your thighs, spreading them uncomfortably wide so he can settle himself between them. His cock, heavy and leaking, settles against your hip, smearing precum against your skin, and you’d gag at the feeling if you could, but can’t deny how slick the sensation makes you.
He trails kisses and nips down your neck to your chest, a strong heat blooming under your skin in the wake of each gentle touch. His lips seal around a nipple and give it a strong suck, making you cry out behind slack lips as the jolt of pleasure goes straight to your clit. He pops off almost too quickly for your liking, but the hand he places against your hip promises something much more gratifying for the ache in your core.  
“Such a selfish little thing,” he murmurs, looking up at you with lust filled eyes as his thumb rubs circles into your hip. “Denying me your love for so long. Perhaps i should punish you.” 
You whimper at the sound of that, not liking the thought of whatever he might deem a punishment, but certainly not liking the alternative of being left in this horrible limbo of desperation any better. 
He smirks up at you, infuriatingly smug, and no doubt perfectly aware of the warring emotions inside you head.
Suddenly he’s moving himself back, just enough to get a full view of your slit, shiny and dripping with all the slick that collected from his earlier ministrations. You whine again in protest as he takes two fingers and spreads you open for him, while your pussy clenches and twitches at the prospect of much needed attention.
Eyes trained on your messy, desperate sex, he takes the rough pad of his thumb and gives your clit a firm swipe, and your whole body jerks at the massive jolt of pleasure that shoots through you.
You felt as though you were already on the brink of finding your release, pleasure had never felt this intense before.
You can see Hanzo smirking out of the corner of your eye, as both of you watch his fingers trail down from your clit to your sopping, clenching hole.
One finger pushes in ever so slightly, circling your entrance, playing with the copious amount of slick collected inside you, before pushing in further, igniting a groan from the back of your throat.
Just one of his fingers felt so large and filling, the walls of your pussy tingling and fluttering with each push in and out of you. You couldn’t help it as your hips gave small, aborted jerks up to try to work yourself harder against him, in search of more pleasure.
You were more than prepared to take him, practically begging him for the hard, leaking cock twitching so close to where you need it, but he seemed intent on making you wait, wanting to prove a point.
“Do you know why I’m doing this?” he whispers to you, but his eyes are still trained to where his finger disappears inside your heat. “It’s because I love you. And all I’ve ever wanted to do is share that love with you. Don’t deny me any longer, just let me show you how well i can take care of you.”
Another thick digit goes to prod your hole, and slides it’s way in with an embarrassing squelch of your juices that makes Hanzo hum in approval. 
He spreads them and twists them, getting a good feel of your wet, warm insides, as you whimper and twitch at the onslaught of unwilling pleasure.
He goes to place a tender kiss to your shoulder, before curling the two fingers inside of you upwards, hitting a raw, throbbing spot and making you cum instantly.
Your head is thrown back on instinct, your hips rutting against his hand as white hot pleasure shoots through every nerve, choked whines leaving your lips with every pulse. Your vision blurs from the force of it, and all you can focus on is the pulsing of your walls against the fingers still working you, and the voice cooing in your ear, “You sound so lovely, keep singing for me.”
It feels like an eternity that you’re bombarded by waves of aching pleasure, but when it does finally end, it leaves you exhausted and oversensitive, laying boneless against sweaty sheets.
Though there is a sense of relief as your high fades, all the blood that had thrummed and heated the sensitive bits of your body retreating, it’s no time at all before it’s rushing back.
You groan, clenching around the fingers still inside of you, and whine in complaint when they’re pulled from you.
Hanzo shifts till he’s hovering over you once again, one hand beside your head and the other held up between the both of you.
His stare is fixated on his fingers dripping with your creamy release, licking his lips as he spreads them, watching the slick string between them. You look away in disgust, more in yourself than him.
Your mortification only intensifies when he goes to prod your lips open with his wet fingers and presses them down again your tongue, forcing you to taste your own shame.
“There,” Hanzo whispers an arrogant look on his face as he swirls his fingers around the wet heat of your mouth. “You cannot deny you were meant for this when you make such a mess for me.”
You narrow your eyes, gaze full of pure fire and hatred for what he’s done, and still plans to do to you.
When he finally pulls back, fingers trailing saliva as they slip from between your lips, he wastes no time moving to line his cock up to your entrance.
You don’t even have a chance to muster up a protest before he’s pushing himself inside, and you both groan loudly at the mutual pleasure you’re rewarded.
Your whole body sings at the sensation of being filled again, and you lose your sound mind as the pleasure overtakes you, body tensing against the weight of the drug and heavy eyelids fluttering. It felt so right, so perfect, finally being filled by him, and for a horrifying second the thought crossed your mind- why did you ever want to deny yourself this?
Before you have a chance to be fully terrified of that thought, your attention is stolen as Hanzo buries his face in your neck, groaning deep and long. His chest rumbles against yours as he lays himself on top of you and seats himself fully inside your heat.
His first proper thrust inside of you is heavenly, makes you cry out again and forget all things except the sensations he inspires you.
“So perfect,” he mumbles to you, starting a slow, patient drag of his cock against your swollen walls, making you squirm and cry for more.
Your cunt clenches around his length in desperation, trying to spur him on, have him plow into you like your body is begging him to.
You can feel Hanzo huff against you, hot breath wafting against your skin and making it tingle, clearly amused by your wanton display of need for him, yet continues the leisure pace of his strokes, content to keep working his cock in and out of you, stuffing you so full of him and hitting every delicious spot inside of you before cruelly pulling himself back out. 
You’re convinced he’s punishing you, and you’re starting to believe you deserve it, if not for denying him, then for caving into his wills so quickly.
When the moment comes that he finally seems to have run out of patience to tease you and finally start up a good, proper pace, you feel as though you could burst into tears from relief.
A strained cry leaves you as his hips pull back and snap into yours. Your inner muscles tighten around him almost to the point of pain as his powerful thrusts finally curb the terrible ache in your core. You’re groaning and panting, hardly even noticing the hard jostling of your limp body as he pounds into you with abandon, simply enjoying the absence of the desperation to get fucked, and revealing in the pleasure you’re rewarded now that you are. 
It’s no time at all before he brings you to another earth shattering orgasm, and it’s just as blissful and satisfying as the first one. Your toes curl weakly as your inner muscles clench with each jolt of pleasure, little electric shocks that pulse so sweetly in your clit and the tips of your nipples.
When they subside, what little tension you could collect in your drug heavy limbs is released, and you’re nothing but dead weight under him.
Hanzo doesn’t seem to mind. His hips don’t even slow to spare you the sensitivity as your climax ends, just keeps pounding away, groaning and grunting in your ear at every slick sound and clench of your sopping heat, mesmerized by the bouncing of your breasts as he rocks into you.
Again and again you convulse around him, your body winding down from each climax, only to be brought back to life seconds later by the drug still in your system. And still, he pumps into you like he has no shortage of stamina. He twists your body as he pleases, finding new ways to somehow reach even deeper with each new position, and bringing you closer and closer to what feels like insanity with each peak he hurls you over. Its pleasurable torture in its highest form, and at this point, even if you had the ability to move, you would still let him use you as he wished, too dazed and tingly to care about much beside the thick cock inside of you.
It was in one moment, when he had you folded in half, knees all the way up against your shoulders and breasts squished into your thighs, pounding into you the hardest he had all night, the head of his cock reaching the mouth of your womb with every thrust, that he made you cum so forcefully it punched the air out of your lungs. Just like each time before, your limp body seized with the start of your climax and your hips moved on instinct to work yourself against him as you pulsed and twitched in ecstasy. But this time, instead of drifting softly back down from your high, you crashed.
The feeling of his cock hammering against your cervix no longer inspired heat in your core, instead frying your nerves and making you cringe as his cock still sild between your slick walls.
“P-Please…,” you barely managed to croak out, the drug seeming to finally be working itself out of your system. Your fingers and toes twitch more fully as the pleasure from before is replaced with sharp pain, your plea for mercy ignored, Hanzo simply shifts more of his weight on top of you and picks up his already brutal pace.
“Yes,” he grunts, throwing his head back and groping at the backs of your thighs. Your inner muscles tighten in defense of the assault against them, but it only makes him hiss and look back down at you, eyes burning with passion and desire as he drinks you in. From the sight of your teary eyes and parted lips, you know you must paint a pathetic, absolutely wreck picture, and it only spurs him on, making him lean in close enough to smother you and groan again, “Yes. This is where you’re meant to be. In my bed, beneath me, taking my cock so well.”
You try to shake your head at his declaration, grasping to the last vestiges of dignity you still believe you hold, but it only manages to disorient you, your head spinning and making you sick against the feeling of your body still being so thoroughly used.
Fear spikes in your pulse when his steady thrusts start to stutter. His moans are louder and you can feel heavy throbs of his cock with each deep sheath inside of you, and you know he’s finally reaching his end.
You whimper and squirm as much as possible, trying to protest the climax you know he intends to spend inside you. But all it does is draw his attention, two strong hands securing themselves to the backs of your knees and forcing you to curl further into yourself as he leans his full weight onto you to keep you pinned, humping into you and snarling as he pounds hard against the entrance of your womb.
When he cums, regardless of how disgusted you are, you can’t help but moan at the feeling of it. Each thick line of seed he pumps into you is warm and soothing in your sore, beaten pussy. Your walls squeeze around him at the heat and fullness settling heavy inside you, extending the length of his climax and drawing more of his spend deep into your womb.
One quiet, choked sob spills from your lips as you stare emptily up at the ceiling, blinking away the tears collecting in your waterline and letting them trail down the side of your face. He won.
You want to be angry. You want to scream and cry and hurl him off of your body. But even as more of your lost feeling slowly starts to work itself back into your limbs, you can’t find the strength to do anything but lay there.
You’re tired. Raw and sore. So much has happened and all you want to do is curl up and let yourself drift to sleep, hopefully to wake and find that all of this was nothing but a nightmare.
But that isn’t the case.
Hanzo is still above you- in you, hot breath wafting against your chest as he pants, sweaty forehead pressed against the skin of your chest as he comes down from his own high.
When he finally gathers himself enough to raise his head, still panting heavily, you can tell he’s staring at you. Whether its to gaze upon you in appraisal, or simply to make sure you aren’t dead, you’re not sure. But you don’t humor him by acknowledging his presence, keeping your eyes glued to the blank ceiling and trying to keep yourself from falling apart in front of him. 
When he finally rises to pull himself out of you, he takes his time, propping himself on his arms again and letting your body finally unfold (your thighs and abdomen strongly protest, and you wince at the feeling as they fall back to the surface of the bed), slowly pulling his hips back as his cock works its way out of you inch by inch. When the thick head finally catches at your entrance, it pops itself free from you like a cork, and following it is a small trail of thick seed that warms your skin as it trickles downward. 
He finally puts some much needed space between your bodies, but only to lower himself till he’s eye level with your pussy, watching your combined essence spill from you in one creamy rivet, before scooping it up against one finger and pushing it back inside you. 
You gasp, sharp and loud at the sudden penetration, your insides more sore than you thought possible from overuse, and he shushes you softly. 
“Calm down, my love,” he murmurs, removing the digit once he deems you sufficiently stuffed with the last of his cum, then crawls back up the bed and lays himself down beside you. 
You could move if you wanted to, you have control of your body once again. Even though you’re exhausted and weak you could still try to make some attempt at an escape. But as Hanzo throws an arm around your middle and maneuvers your body with ease till you’re on your side, back pressed against his chest, you suddenly feel far more trapped than you ever had in his presence, now knowing just how far he was willing to go to make you his.
So you take the only real option you have, and let your body sag against his, hoping he’ll at least allow you this small peace. 
The bedroom is silent, save for the combined sounds of your labored breathing, and just as you feel yourself finally starting to drift off, your husband speaks. And his words send such a chill through your bones that you know you will find no rest as long as you are in his company.
“The aphrodisiac’s effects should return in a few hours. But do not worry, I will be right here at your side when you wake to take care of it,” he presses a soft kiss to your temple, then leans in close to your ear. “I am going to make you very happy here.” 
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