#why can’t he be my father

[saltysultry]

Watching The Unicorn when you have daddy issues and Walton Goggins brainrot is such a horny experience

[secrescaryat]

// pentiment spoilers (implied ig but still there)

more of these because i was inspired

[blueskittlesart]

if you’ve ever wondered why i am the way that i am just know that i was raised by a man who built a 1:1 scale model of mont saint-michel in survival mode minecraft over the course of several years with nothing but google maps screenshots of the place. and he refuses to put the fucking thing on youtube

[ebonnat]

Imagine if meta knight was there in that exact moment in that exact episode

If you know you know

Also Kirby right back at ya fans where are you

[caffeinatedbisexual]

Guys it’s nearly 2am and I’m crying so fucking loud at this godforsaken show

[cookiemumster1]

it’s so funny to me that while i was watching the fallout show, i never even considered the ghoul and lucy as a ship because the entire time her and maximus were on screen i wanted them to be together

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

I think Mrs Flood might be Jenny and also the mother of Susan, because of Doctor’s comment of not having kids yet and Susan being a product of his future children, but he discounted Jenny because he thought she died before ever having kids.

[hawkeyeslaughter]

white knuckling the bathroom sink and summoning whatever strength i need to get through the late captain pierce

[fisherrprince]

alphinaud and alisaie are an example of siblings written by people who know siblings very well and choose to have them call each other brother and sister, proving that telling people not to write this quirk because it gives away that you’re an only child is just shorthand for how it’s a common warning indicator of thoughtless sibling writing and isn’t actually the problem itself

[bibleofficial]

god bless sleeping 12hrs nightly

[superloves4]

I was thinking, if Finwë had to choose, like, let’s say he was offered reembodiement (let’s say Fëanor had already been reeembodied) but he could only keep one of his marriage bonds, who would he choose

(This, of course, is just a thought experiment, Finwë when petitioning Miriel reembodiement does put it that he loves both of them, but I just wondered if anyone had headcanons about it. Like, the “I love both equally” is a nice sentiment but it would be awkward either way he picks, it sort of reminds me of those “which spouse would you be buried with” kind of things)

(Also, while I appreciate the sentiment, for the sake of the experimentation there is no cheating and answering Elwë, also also, Finwë’s choice doesn’t mean they are going to take him back)

[holystressresponsebatman]

Okay, so, I’ve seen other people post about this quite a bit—but it’s always bothered me how, in the season 1 finale, Splinter tells Leo that he has to save the world and that nothing else matters, blah blah blah, including that bit about sacrifice and junk and I just.

Why.

Why would you say that to your Teenage Son—who you know would do anything to protect his brothers? Who had already been shown to have those self-sacrificing tendencies in “Follow the Leader”?

Just makes you think about some things…

And I will never be one to suggest that Splinter is a bad father (because have you seen the way he interacts with his sons??). Like yes, he’s old fashioned and his wording can seem stilted or distant at times, but c’mon people! He makes sure to spend time with each of them individually. He is constantly helping Raph work through his anger issues, gets Donnie to see that his brothers rely on him more than for his intelligence and what he can make, makes Mikey see that being a goofball with a tender heart can be a good thing, and helps Leo see that not every decision needs to be made alone and/or at his own expense.

Yes, Splinter does make it clear to Leo that his brothers’ safety is of the utmost importance when they leave the lair, but at no point in time does he say that Leo is less important than his brothers or that he wants Leo to sacrifice himself!! Leo reads into the messages way too much in the moment (or perhaps doesn’t read into them enough??) and makes decisions that HE thinks are for the best.

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Where is this angry-at-everything-all-the-time-Jason. Between him and Bruce he’s the only one being reasonable.

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

last post for the night i swear

the real tragic part about the whole science fair incident is that perpetual motion is impossible to achieve

ford’s machine would have never worked, regardless of whether or not stan had interacted with it

(warning i accidentally wrote an approximately 30-tag dive into ford’s character in the tags don’t click see more if you don’t want to read that)

anyway!! good night everyone ❤️‍🩹

[fingertipsmp3]

I love the sims 2 because it will completely wreck your shit right when you’re least expecting it

[asexualjedi]

Thinking about how even if things like turn around amazingly. Best case my mom only has 2-5 years left. And like. Getting big mad thinking about how little most of her siblings has visited. Like. Especially her sister. Which she’s the aunt who broke into my home who I’ve mentioned before so this shitty behavior isn’t. Like. Super surprising. But. Shit sucks man. I hope I’m never like that to my siblings or friends.