#why did she dress like that hahahahaha

[oluka]

Even when broke and living in an old depot, Tony still has the time to help Betsy Braddock out and fence with her. Also, he's really upbeat for someone whose life is in shambles. I'll interpret this as him putting up a front and ignoring his own problems to help others. I also like that Captain Britain went specifically to him to ask for Avengers help :D

Betsy Braddock: Captain Britain #4

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Who Dares Summon Me 2: Human Vaggie & Charlie

Vaggie: (winces against the light shining through the window of her bedroom as her head pounds in a hangover) Fuuuuuuck.... why did I drink so much?

Shuffle! Rustle! Shuffle! Shuffle! Rustle!

Vaggie: (Opens her eye slowly)

Charlie: (staring at Vaggie with a bright smile, laying in bed next to her, naked under the covers) Good morning, Vaggie!

Vaggie: Fuck! (throws herself back off the bed, landing on an empty tequila bottle on the floor) FUCK!!! Ugh! Why are you naked?!

Charlie: Oh, my goodness! (holds blankets to her front as she leans over the edge of the bed) Are you alright?!

Vaggie: (pulls the empty bottle out from under her lower back) You! Naked! Why?! (Notices she's still dressed)

Charlie: Oh! The dress only stays on when I'm in my full demon form.

Vaggie: (trying to desperately not stare at Charlie's clevage practically inches away from her face) I don't remember you being naked after you transformed into a human yesterday!

Charlie: (points to the bottle) That's because of the tequila. We took turns taking pulls from the bottle. I didn't want you to get alcohol poisoning.

Vaggie: That explains the hangover. (Glances at the empty 1.75L bottle of Jose Cuervo Especial Silver) And how this was brand new yesterday and completely empty now.

Charlie: (Stares down dreamily at Vaggie as she rests her chin in her hands. Her demon tail deciding to make itself known as it flicks through the air like a cat tail)

Vaggie: (blushes) What?

Charlie: Yoooouuuu... (boops Vaggie's nose as she blushes and tucks her hair behind a human ear, all bashful and giddy) are a very good kisser~

Vaggie: (blushes harder and unconsciously licks her lip, tasting an unknown flavor) Did we.....?

Charlie: (face falls and blushes harder as her demon traits fully extend) No! No!No!No! J-Just kissed! And....maybe made out a little.... You were so forward~ it was so hot~ BUT THAT'S ALL!!! I swear on my royal blood!!!

Lute: (kicks in the door and stands in the doorway wearing only Adam’s oversized flannel) Vagina! Can you shut the fuck up?! Adam and I got the worst twisted hangovers right now. I don't need to be hearing you screaming this early in the after- (Sees Demon Charlie naked on the bed and Vaggie sitting on the floor in a tank top and boyshorts) -noon.

Vaggie: Fuck! (Scrambles to her feet and covers Charlie with an oversized plumb purple hoodie - that's still small on Charlie) Lute! The Fuck?! I've told you to fucking knock!!! And would it KILL you to cover your cunt?!?!?!

Lute: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (points and doubles over in laughter) You finally got fucked, and you're doing some kind of freaky furry roleplay?! Hahahahaha! This is great! I'm telling everyone at work about this! (Slams the door and cackles back to her room)

Vaggie: (growling and swearing in Spanish)

Charlie: (scans around the room before pulling the hoodie on and sniffing the collar, letting the scent of cinnamon and Vaggie's natural smell wash over her) Hmmm~

[arc-misadventures]

Jaune FMK: Cinder Neo Emerald

Jaune: MFK V

Jaune: Okay! Marry, Fuck! But, who will it be…?

Emerald: Uhh… Isn’t there supposed to be a third person to kill?

Neo: 🤔

Emerald: Cinder? Okay… Where is she!

Jaune: Uhhh…

~~~

Jaune lighting a match, and throwing it on a pile of sticks.

Jaune: Hehehe~! Lets see how you like to burn bitch! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

~~~

Emerald: …

Neo: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: Why did I say that out loud…

Emerald: Am I the only one incredibly turned on by this…?

Neo: 😳

Emerald: Oh… good.

Jaune: Okay…? So, whom should I pick for what, that won’t end with one of you beating me up?

Emerald: Do you really think we would do that to you?

Jaune: Yes.

Neo: 😕

Emerald: Oh… Well that doesn’t matter! For we have already decided on who’s going to be what in our relationship~!

Neo: 😃

Jaune: You have? And, what relationship; we’re not dating, or anything, right…?

Emerald: We will by the time we’re done here~!

Jaune: Okay… That doesn’t make me nervous at all…

Neo: 😤

Jaune: I’m dealing with you two! Of course I’m going to be cautious!

Emerald: Since when have you needed to…?!

Jaune: The class room escapades, the times I woke up in bed with one of you there, the time you just so happened to forget to lock the door?! The times you picked said lock!

Neo: …

Emerald: Okay… you can be cautious of us then…

Jaune: Ya think?!

Emerald: But, no matter! It’s time to show you how this relationship is going to play out! Neo!

Neo: 😏

Jaune: …?

Neo: 🤩

Emerald: Ta-da~! So, what do you think?

Jaune: Uhh…? Several questions; First off, am I looking at you two with, Neo’s semblance, or was I looking at, Neo’s semblance before when you were wearing your regular clothes?

Emerald: We were using, Neo’s semblance before; we’re actually wearing these right now.

Jaune: Ahh, okay… So uhh… Neo…

Neo: 🤨

Jaune: You’re wearing a pencil skirt, and a pink, sleevles dress shirt, and high heels? Are you some sort of business woman, Neo?

Neo: 😊

Jaune: Okay…? And, are you wearing a maid uniform? A rather low cut uniform at that.

Emerald: Of course.

Jaune: Okay… Why…?

Emerald: Because its the outfits we’re going to need when you marry, Neo, and fuck me~!

Jaune: Okay… I’m missing something, can you start at where, or whatever the beginning to all of this is?

Emerald: Okay; Neo is your darling wife, and CEO, and founder of, Glass Mirror Insurance Company.

Jaune: Wait, I know that name. Neo, are you really the CEO?

Neo: 😊

Jaune: How?

Neo: 🏠💰❌👮‍♂️

Jaune: It was a front for you to hide your money from all the crimes you’ve committed?!

Neo: 😇💰💰💰

Jaune: Then you went legit when you found out you made more money from owning a insurance agency than committing crimes?!

Neo: 🤭

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay…? That’s … Okay…?!

Emerald: Yeah, it weirded me out too when I found out.

Jaune: This implies, Neo pay taxes… Do you pay taxes, Neo?!

Neo: 😡🤬

Jaune: She hates paying taxes?! Okay, now that’s weird?!

Emerald: Neo, the taxpayer… Shall we move on?

Jaune: Yeah, lets explain the sexy maid uniform then.

Emerald: Okay! So, you will marry, Neo, and while she is at work, and doing typical business woman stuff. You will randomly pay your beautiful little wife a visit, take her to the supply closet, her office, wherever you want, and bang her brains out until she reduced to a moaning pile of sexual ecstasy!

Neo: 🥴🥰

Jaune: Yeah… Neo would love that… and, what about you?

Emerald: Oh, I will be your, and Mistress’s faithful maid, Master.

Jaune: Master?

Emerald: I will maintain the state of your home, clothing, and other items you have, Master. I will also satisfy any of your desires you wish, Master.

Jaune: Desires?

Emerald: Sexual desires.

Jaune: What?!

Emerald: While the, Mistress Neo is away for business, I will satisfy your sexual desires until the, Mistress’s return. You may take me in any way, and means that satisfy you, Master. I will even sit on the side, and watch as you satisfy the, Mistress. Whatever it may be, it is your choice to make, Master.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay, you’re really invested in this…

Emerald: I am, Master.

Jaune: And, you, Neo; you okay with this?

Neo: 👍

Jaune: Okay… Question: What if I wanted to take both my, Maid, and my Wife at the same time?

Neo: 😍

Emerald: That’s your call to make, Master~!

[mightyflamethrower]

WASHINGTON, DC — Vice President Kamala Harris stood strong under extraordinary pressure from the mainstream media in a recent press conference where she was peppered with hard-hitting questions such as "Ms. Harris, where did you get that adorable blouse?"

Sources say that Harris displayed incredible resilience in the face of overwhelmingly hostile questioning from press members who grilled her on where she had possibly managed to find that fabulous pantsuit.

"Ms. Harris," one reporter growled, an interrogatory gleam in his eyes. "The fact is, you have not yet been forthcoming on a few key issues. The American people deserve to know…how do you keep your skin looking so incredibly smooth? And where on earth did you get that GORGEOUS blouse?"

Harris blushed coyly, took a deep breath, and summoned her courage.

"Well, blouses are like dress shirts for women," Harris answered demurely. "This is my blouse, because I'm wearing it. Blouse begins with B. B is the second letter of the alphabet. HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Harris continued to hold up admirably under intense scrutiny throughout the rest of the half-hour conference as reporters asked her mean-spirited questions like "What is your hair care regimen?"

At publishing time, Kamala Harris had been spotted drowning a a bunch of puppies, forcing the press to ask, "Why is Trump so racist and evil?"

[asmallmoon333]

Silly question because I was scrolling through your Tumblr blog and really wanted to ask something but nothing came to mind except L and L looking different because Reasons TM.

We have L the rich family heir in the current Time Speaks arc. He's got a Family Approved TM makeover.

But what if Light was given a chance to give L a makeover? How would this new and visually improved L be?

Also how long do you think before L takes back makeover privileges and gets back to his usual? I bet an hour, max lmao.

So I thought about this for a minute lol

The thing about Light is, I actually don't think he spends as much time on his appearance or on appearance in general as some fanon implies. Yes, he's put together and looks good, but most of that is just a clean haircut and his natural face. Light is just good-looking on his own hahahahaha, and he uses that against people as part of his repertoire of tactics. Personally tho I think he relies on the "upstanding member of society" shtick much more than his looks, despite how I personally like to comment on his face in my story.

Why did I ramble about this here, you may ask? Because I actually don't see Light as giving L a makeover or even thinking about it much, based simply on what Light finds value in or has an interest in. At best I think he'd buy L a nice suit, or at the very least some fitting clothes, and give him a haircut, but nothing more than that. This would be a special occasion with other people involved, and so L would give in since he'd see it as important enough to submit until the end of whatever occasion it is. But in daily life or a makeover just for fun? I don't think Light would do it. Their weird sexual tension is 90% cerebral, and while Light uses society's proceptions against them, I don't think he takes them seriously himself. He's an actor on a stage wearing a costume, which is also why I think he's got so may clothes, and so many "fit the situation" clothing as we see. But beyond that, he doesn't care what others look like, and certainly doesn't care about L's looks beyond that one time he called him a weirdo when they met.

Also I don't think Light knows a thing about makeup (remaining purposefully ignorant, despite Misa's attempts), but also he's possessive and wouldn't want L to look too good to other people. So even less inclination to give him a makeover lol. But he does, personally, admire what L looked like with slicked-back hair when he has the chance to see it, as in that one fan art of them in the tub I've saved. >v>

Sorry if that's not the answer you were hoping for, it was still a fun one for me to think about!

(Now, if you'd asked about Misa giving L a makeover, that's a whole other story; she would sit him down and keep him there as her doll (hah) for as long as she possibly could, and he would actually just give in cause why not, he's bored, let's see what Misa can do. And she'd go in full, she'd dress him in all types of styles and genres, from historical to modern to goth, and even go into cosplay a bit, with full makeup and accessories. She would splurge on this cause his frame would make him perfect for some anime cosplay. There would be photoshoots, face artfully averted of course, and they'd be popular online. This would include male and female outfits btw. And L would have fun, even tho he didn't expect that he would, he finds it interesting. While Light would watch from the sidelines with an annoyed look on his face (he's not fooling anyone, he's there for every shoot). L, in contrast to Light, would actually listen to Misa and learn about a full makeup and hair care routine. He'd never employ that knowledge personally, but he'd remember it even if just to bring up to Light randomly like "Light-kun could do with some moisturizing sunscreen and leave-in conditioner, you're looking a bit sun damaged" "What?" lmao.)

So, yeah! ^v^

[lostusagis]

@jiraipink asked:

"Th-There... There... There's..." She points a shaky finger to her bed. "There's a spider on my bed when I woke up!" She slept too long that it was already afternoon by the time Kamui visited; apparent by the bedhead, cutesy comfy pajamas and lack of makeup. If only she woke up peacefully to Kamui's warm smile and soothing voice, but a spider greeted her instead. Not that she hates them nor has anything against what they do, but their appearance is what scares her.

Hearing and seeing Kamui look so confused made her feel bad for worrying him. Geez. She felt embarrassed for running towards him calling out his name and clinging onto him for something so trivial. Her hands release him and she awkwardly fidgets with her fingers. "S-Sorry. I guess I just... When I saw you, I couldn't help it. You make me feel so safe and ended up relying on you..." And then a realization hits her. "O-Oh no! I don't even look ready! Oh god my hair is a mess I'm so embarrassed!" Her black nailed fingers comb through her two-toned hair speedily to at least have less strands sticking out and detangled. "C-Could you wait for me in the living room? Don't worry I may be scared, but I'm used to catching them. I don't like killing them eheh...." Namida offers him an apologetic smile before she picks up an empty jar she keeps in her room specifically for these instances and anxiously looks all over her My Melody Kuromi blanket to find the little creepy crawler.

''. . . . . .'' Kamui blinked, looking at her for a few seconds before his body would erupt with laughter. Here he was, having assumed the worst. Yet, she had screamed like that over a spider of all things.

''Hahahahaha- Namida. . . .'' It was too funny to him, although maybe he was being a bit mean. Kamui couldn't imagine something like bugs ever actually scaring him. Hell, he's seen some way bigger than the ones typically living on earth. Which is why he found this situation so funny.

''Sorry, sorry. . . .'' He eventually stopped laughing, although Kamui just kind of smiles warmly at her when she'd say she felt safe with him and relied on him too. There was an indescribable happiness from that, especially since he felt the same way.

''You don't need to feel embarrassed though, I think you still look cute even when you're not all dressed up. Not a lot of people can say that.'' The messy hair was adorable in his opinion, Kamui was tempted to take a picture but decided not to. Maaaaybe another time.

''But alright, good luck finding the oh-so-terrifying little spider.'' Kamui teasingly says with a smirk, ''If you need my help, just call me. ♡'' Although, he'd probably just kill it instead of saving it like she intended. It occurred to Kamui that's probably why she hadn't asked him for help at all.

Well, whatever, he'll just wait for her on the sofa. Kamui couldn't help but find the fact that she was still going after the spider, despite being afraid really admirable. She was really amazing in so many ways, which was why he liked her as much as he did.

No other human was this interesting.

[aajjks]

TC!dad!JK

once again, jisung has been assigned to do some spying but this time he’s assigned to spy on you and yeonjin. he makes sure to stay quiet and follow the two of you in the royal garden; staying close enough to hear the both of you but not in sight.

“wow” gasps yeonjin “this garden is…it’s huge”

“thought you and jungkook used to play here all of the time?”

“we did but looking at it as an adult, i don’t remember it being this big”

the garden is beautiful. all the changes, arrangements, or whatever you’ve done to the garden has deeply impressed yeonjin as she takes a whiff to the sweet smelling air.

“some of the flowers need to be dug up since they didn’t survive the winter” you pout “but look around! which flowers would you like to sell?”

“i can’t make up my mind. you have primroses, camellias, ooh what are these?”

“these are calendula’s. they’re in the daisy family and jawon’s favorite flower. he loves daisies” you say while smiling. anytime you mention your children they bring a smile to your face even yeonjin’s.

“hmm…snowdrops? who likes this ugly flower?”

“me. i like that ‘ugly’ flower”

“oh, interesting”

deep, DEEP breaths. you know snowdrops aren’t that popular you won’t choke the girl just yet but it does hurt your pride to hear someone call one of your favorite flowers ugly.

“wait, are these tiger lilies?”

“yep. they’re jungkook’s favorite flower”

“jungkook’s favorite flower”

you both pause and look at each other. of course she knows jungkook’s favorite flower, they’re childhood friends but just how close was he to this girl that she even knows his favorite flower?

“you know a lot about jungkook, huh?”

“mhm”

“well i wanna how much do you know about him”

“ask me. i bet i know more than you” yeonjin challenges.

“doubt it but we’ve all got our fantasies” you say and you definitely got under yeonjin’s skin. she’s not some delusional girl with fantasies, what she and jungkook had was real.

“how tall is he?”

“he looks like he’s 5’10-5’11”

“m-kay. favorite food?”

“anything with meat. he loves protein”

“wrong, it’s anything areum cooks”

“sure, next question”

“‘kay, why are you here? its been 20 years and out of the blue you reach out to jungkook asking for help. why?”

jisung makes sure to listen carefully to what yeonjin has to say because she may reveal something he’ll have to urgently report back to jungkook or maybe she’ll lie. even he’s curious as to why she’s here after so many years despite not having met the woman but there is something off about her.

“why? do i make you nervous, queen y/n?”

“quit playing in my face before i fuck you up. i’m not joking anymore, what are you here for”

“ooh, feisty. i’m here because jungkook wanted me here”

“he wanted you here? pfft, hahahahaha. do you hear yourself? you sound crazy”

“crazy? oh no no no no” yeonjin smirks as she reaches inside her dress and pulls out a stack of papers, letter and thrust them in your face.

“what are these?”

“they’re letters. letters your husband wrote to me saying how much he loves me, how much he misses me. before you even told the country about prince jinseoul he told me”

‘I miss you so much 연진’

‘You should come by. I could sneak you in’

‘I think about you everyday’

‘If Y/n were never here, I’d marry you instead’

‘Promise me you’ll keep this a secret?’

‘You’re the only person who understands me’

‘Do you think 진서울 is a good name? Tell me what you think’

‘This is my last letter to you. Y/n and I are welcoming our third child and I can’t keep writing you anymore’

- 전정국

no…nononononono.

all these letters are dated and the handwriting looks just like jungkook’s. it’s even got his printed signature at the bottom; HIS. PRINTED. SIGNATURE. your heart is racing and you don’t know whether to beat the shit out of yeonjin or kill jungkook for cheating on you.

“think i’m crazy now?” yeonjin smirks as she laughs out loud at your panicked face that by the second looks angrier and angrier.

jisung immediately rushes back in the palace building to find jungkook with you storming behind him just a few steps behind.

“THE KING! THE KING! WHERE IS THE KING?!” jisung yells at a servant “h-he’s in his office. he just came from a meeting” stutters the maid.

jisung rushes to jungkook’s office, not even bothering to knock which he knows he’ll get in trouble for but he’s trying to warn him before he’s met with your wrath.

“your highness, yeonjin told the queen the two of you wrote letters to each other throughout your marriage. the queen is on her way right now and—“

“JEON JUNGKOOK!!! YOU BETTER EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME RIGHT NOW!! what is this, huh? this is your handwriting, YOURS. you told this bitch i was pregnant with jinseoul? JISUNG GET THE FUCK OUT!!” you shout.

“y-yes ma’am”

“oh, so he warned you i was coming, huh? jungkook please…” you grab his ink pen “please tell me this isn’t real because i swear to god i will shove this pen down your fucking throat if you don’t tell me truth”

~🫧

You look scary, your face is all frustrated and you’re screaming at the top of your lungs, cursing out and glaring at your husband, like he’s going to die by your hands at any given minute.

He has no idea what you’re talking about but you’re not giving him a chance to say anything because you are angrily ranting at him, and he watches you grab a pan and aim it at him, threatening to shove it down his throat if he doesn’t tell you the truth.

And you’re saying something about him telling someone that when you were pregnant with your first child, which is so weird because he never told anyone before his birth.

“W-What??? What the fuck are you talking about? What letters?! Yn sweetheart calm down.” it is safe to say that he’s never seen you this angry at him, not even on your wedding night or wedding day.

You don’t say anything, but you shove the papers in his face and you’re right there is his signature, but he never wrote these letters to her.

He’s so fucking confused right now, because the writing is like identical, there is his stamp, and his name is printed on it. But he never wrote these things to her because he never sent anyone any letters.

And why would he tell her about you being pregnant with his child? “Y-Yn I did not write these letters. These are not true!?” He scoffs, “why would I tell a woman that I’m supposedly having affair with that my wife is pregnant?”

Yeonjin is going to die. Because he’s never cheated on you once, and she has succeeded in manipulating you— and the proof is so strong as well because the handwriting is identical, and his name is printed.

How the fuck is this even possible? Jungkook grabs his hair out of frustration and pulls on it “yn I love you- I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU!” he’s getting loud as well because you’re just not willing to believe him at all. He has no idea how she got these letters, and she got them from, but he never wrote them.

“I…I did not write the letters! I SWEAR ON OUR CHILDREN’S LIFE.” he grabs the skin of his throat, swearing to God, “ and are you dumb if I wanted to cheat on you I would be really discreet. And really, do you think I would cheat on you with my childhood friend?!”

How can you even believe her? “ and if I wanted to be unfaithful to you, I would’ve never married in the first place. I did so much to have you and you are believing that bitch whore over me. I bounded myself to you and gave you nine children but still. YOU WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE EVERYONE OVER ME. Why am I surprised? I am tired of you. YN. Come with me right now.”

He takes your hand and you both go to the garden, where that woman is still standing and it’s safe to say that both of you are feeling really murderous right now. “HEY YOU STUPID WHORE! Where did you get these papers from because you know damn well that I never wrote them.” Jungkook screams at her before pushing her.

“Tell her the truth before I kill you!”

[the-bird-and-the-flute]

Ikegen - Story event - MC as a boy - Yoritomo's route

Ahhhhh that event was so nice. I bought the epilogue but didn't have time to read it yet. I think the name of this event in Japanese is this one -> 男装の薬師

The first 2 chapters were great. But I was expecting something different in his premium chapter.

MC was hired as a temporary apothecary because the former was injured. She needed the money to help her family, and someone in her hometown told her she wouldn't get the job if they saw she was a woman. That's why she decided to disguise herself as a boy.

She was already dressing as a boy when she had her first encounter with Yoritomo. And that was a hell of a first encounter XD. She thought Yoritomo was going to fall or sth and when she tried to save him, they both fell into the palace pond.

Then a maid appeared and screamed desperately for Yoritomo-sama. That's when MC found out she tackled the seii tai shogun lol.

Two months later, MC was doing her job as a temporary apothecary, helping injured soldiers in the shogunate's camp. Yoritomo was also in the camp. When MC thought she was going to rest, someone asked her to wash Yoritomo's back. I am not kidding hahahah. That did happen. Yoritomo was taking his bath in an onsen and he was not expecting to see MC there.

She explained the whole situation and after a while, he gave in and let her do her thing. While she was washing his back, she said that in her mind this is sth that some men do to help others. And she thought that maybe guys like Morinaga would do sth like that to the shogun. Yoritomo straight up said that that was not the case and he would not allow them to do that lmaooo.

Then, he grabbed MC's wrist and pushed her into the water with her. MC didn't understand a thing. He said it was payback for what she did when they first met.

PREMIUM

MC was walking the palace's corridor when she saw Yoritomo and Shigehira talking about the former apothecary. From what she understood, they were not going to hire her as the old apothecary got better from his injuries.

MC got desperate because she didn't want to leave Yoritomo. Morinaga saw her gloomy and although she didn't say exactly what she was feeling - because she couldn't - she felt better talking to him.

She mustered all her courage and went to talk to Yoritomo. In his room, she straight up said she was a woman. Yoritomo looked shocked. And she said she would take off her kimono to prove that HAHAHAHAHA. I was not expecting this at all. But before she could do it, he told her he already knew she was a woman because when they fell in the pond, she fell over him. So it was obvious she was a woman.

But he said he played along because he saw she was not a threat, even though she was lying to him. And he explained that he was not going to fire her. The other apothecary is old and he can't go to camps anymore. So he was going to ask her if she'd like to work for them officially.

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. Yoritomo is very perceptive. He'd soon notice MC was a woman. He even told her in the premium end that cutting her hair and dressing a man's kimono wouldn't make a difference lol. But that premium end was rushed for sure.

[ilovesehun]

SENDING NUDES CHALLENGE/TAEHYUNG FF /pt -3

Instagram:

@v: hey gurl~

i opened the message while having my dinner.

me : hey~~

v: what you upto? me: eating. You?

v: just finished practising for a new song.

me: is jimin oppa there with you?😅🙃

V: 🙄if you want to talk to him text him on his insta.

me: woa~. Are you jealous 🤣

v: yes😑

me: chill bro~ v: v* or daddy* me:🫣🫠

v: anyways what are you eating?

Me: oh some gummies

V: oh gummy bears….😩im on a diet y/n!

me: hahahahaha 😌. Why would you be on a diet? You body is perfect tho.

v: how much did you check on me😏

me:😳thats not what i mean… I meant like you arent fat. v: bighit told me to…

me: thats sad…

Notification: “@kth.unknown has requested you to follow”

V: i have send you a request from my private account. Come over there.

me: what if i dont accept? 😗

v: would be disappointed.

me: haha just a sex

v: sex? Yea sure😉

me: shit its sec*

v: i got excited for a sec.

me: dont you think you are flirting with me too much?

v: yea. I like you so~ me:😳😳😳

v: what?

me: oh nothing. v: you dont like me? Oh right, you like jimin.

me: hey..

v: isnt it true?

me: its true i like jimin. But i like all of you guys.

v: am i just like that? me: you are making me hard. v: 😏hard???

me: I MEANT HARD TO DECIDE! v: woah cool cool babygurl. v: ive gotta go. We have a flight at 10pm me: oh happy journey~ v: will i be able to see you?

Me: lol no you cant. v:😞i wanted to though…

me: 😗oh…

v: well then bye. me: take care~ v: 🤍

THIS GUY IS ENDLESSLY FLIRTING WITH ME. i said tossing my phone over and starting to do my assignments.

taehyung pov:

Oh i wish i could see her…. why us a 17 y/o making me feel like this? Is it because of the stress of not being able to date?

*opened the door*

jimin: v, you want some coffee?

me: AISHHH! You scared the fork out of me.

jimin: oh….what are you hiding from me?

me: n-nothing…

jimin came and took my phone forcefully. I got flustered and tried to stop. jimin: ya!!!! Who is y/n? *smirk* me: oh just a friend.

jimin: friend????

me:y-yeah..

jimin: or girlfriend?

that made me blush and turned my ears red. jimin: NAMJOON TAE IS IN LO-

Me: shhhhh🤫. Its a secret! And we are not in love.

jimin: I’ll be quiet if you tell me the whole story.

i told him what happened and he smiled . jimin: but…isnt…she young?

Me: i know….but i feel weird…

jimin: i see….anyways get dressed. We need to go. me: yea ill be ready

jimin went towards the door. Him: good luck ;)

After he went i took my phone and saw that she accepted my request. I quickly looked through her photos.

@jihun__ 🤍

liked by jihun__ and 95 others

comments:

jihun__: 😘

ME: SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!? She is in a relationship!?. AISHHHHHH no it cant be~

i tossed my phone and started to get ready to go. I felt a heaviness in my heart after seeing that photo.

time skip:

We reached at the airport waiting for the gates to open. I took out my phone and saw y/n online. i want to clarify if she is comitted or not.

me: hey. I want to ask you something

y/n: hey taetae! Ye shoot it

me: are you in a relationship?

y/n: no

me: dont lie. Then who is he in your post?🙄

y/n: thats my cousin brother😂😂😂😂

OH GOD! Im embarrassed now…

y/n: Are you stalking me now😌😂

Me: just taking care of you from dangerous boys😉

y/n: lol. At the airport?

In the plane. Gonna take off in 15mins.

y/n : ooh nice….im actually texting v from bts..

me: lol why did you say that?

y/n: 😂i dont know i felt like you werent tae.

me: want me to prove it? y/n: how?

me: should i sent you nude?

Y/n: 😳NOOOOO

me: hahaha. y/n: put a yeontan photo as your story. Ill believe its you.

me: DID YOU REALLY THINK IM NOT V?

me: gosh…ill do it then..

I went and uploaded a photo of me and yeontan. y/n saw it and replied. y/n: you actually did it! me: yea…

y/n: upload jimin abs photo then🫣

me: 🙄always talking about jimin. y/n: y not..🙂

me: lemme reach china ill send you something.

Y/n: REALLY!? Omg no…what will jimin think. me: NOT JIMIN AISH

Y/n: someone is angry here…

me: bye the flight is boarding.

i was pissed off and went to sleep. I looked at jimin and even wonder what made him better than me… i mean he got great looks and character. BUT I DO TOOO.

(time skip)

y/n pov: it was almost 4 am and im almost done with my assignment. I thought to finish it completely so i could relax and enjoy the concert.

Notification:

@kth.unknown has send you a voice message.

omg…im feeling butterflies in my stomach now…i played along

me: im good babe~

v: first time hearing you call me that😉

me: haha u reached here?

V: yes.

V : give me your address. Ill come. Leave the door open.😉

me: gosh….bring jimin oppa too..🫣

v: AISH…

me: 🤭🤭

v:

How do i look?😉

Inner me : OMG! He is soooo hotttttt! And his beard gosh…daddy😩

me: hot tbh😅. Beard looks great on you.

v: DID U JUST CALL ME HOT? v: Someone is falling for me~ me: NO IM NOT. I just told you that you look good…

v sent an audio:

ramyeon mogko gallae~

Inner me: WHAT THE FORK IS WRONG WITH HIM😩😩😩😩. He is making me weak…

me:😳chill chill

v: why arent you sleeping? me: well..

v: study hard jagiii~ me: gosh…calling my name is so hard for you i guess..

v: you dont like me calling you jagi?

me: no.

v: ill call you baby then. me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

v: ill go freshen up and sleep. me: goodnight.

v: dream about me~🤍

I saved his photo and couldnt stop staring at it..his collarbone…nice…how nice it would be if he hard his lips on my neck…i was feeling aroused by him…the way he calls me baby jagi makes me shy and have butterflies.

Taehyung pov:

i went to sleep for a few hours and woke up at 10am. I saw y/n added to their story.

HOLY SHIT. She isnt wearing a pant…HER THIGHS😩. The fact i saw it at the morning with already having a boner…i went to my bathroom stroked while thinking about her.

y/n~,y/n~ you making me so hot baby~ ah~….i love you baby…a-aah..daddy loves you…

i came and cleaned it with a tissue and quickly went to take a bath. I just cant believe i came with just a photo. I would never feel excited even while watching porn.

After showering i opened my phone to message y/n. Me: y/nie~good morning.

i saw her offline and left instagram too. Later jin hyung asked me to get ready to have a final practice for tomorrow.

y/n pov :

i went to lisa’s home in the morning with my bag packed . We decided to go after having punch from her home. Its a 3 hour drive from here. So we booked the hotel for a few nights. After having our lunch we started driving with some music and enjoying. Only until lisa did something

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[1d1195]

SAM MY LOVE PLEASE DONT FEEL LIKE YOUR RESPONSE WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! I honestly don’t care how long they may be, like the fact that you’re even acknowledging my asks is already so special to me! So if you ever don’t have the energy to answer, you really don’t have too! I won’t be hurt because you’re well being is far more important ❤️I’m sorry you were feeling a bit off :( I hope you felt better or are feeling better! Hopefully you don’t get sick right before your break!

Also side note when you mentioned sneakers with a wedding dress TELL ME WHY WHEN I THINK OF MILLENNIALS I THINK OF THIS! Like you mentioned side part and I didn’t even think to associate them with that up until this whole GenZ vs Millennial comparisons started to become a thing lol

ANWAYS now let me express my LOVE for toothpaste part 2! Once again you wrote such a good part! And omg this MC is BOLD bc I would actually EXPLODE from the embarrassment if I said that my dentist😭 but honestly I don’t blame her because if my dentist was Harry I would be so down bad it’s not a joke 😭 I loved how we got to read Harry’s pov from reading her file and seeing her for the first time! Ugh it was so cute like you know I love how obsessed each of your Harry’s are with their pairs! AND I LOVE WHEN HARRY GETS FLUSTERED!! It just does something to me that I love when the MC’s do that to him 🤭 AND THAT LAST LINE SAM I CRACKLED AHAH

So good bestie! Hope you are treating yourself well! -💜

NO BUT I LOVE SENDING YOU THOUGHTFUL MESSAGES.

I'm feeling fine! I have semi-chronic stomach issues. I think I (knowingly) ate something that I shouldn't have. It really didn't sit well with me. BUT I feel fine now 😂 BUT REALLY I ALWAYS GET SICK ON OR BEFORE VACATIONS. Ever since I was little. Fortunately I will only get my period during break this year. Lucky me 🙄 Pollen season is upon us though which will be stellar too ☠

I try not to do a whole lot of millennial/gen-z comparisons if I can help it but I will probably be buried in skinny jeans and I would rather be bald than do a middle part 😂 That's so interesting about the wedding dress and sneakers thing! I didn't really think of it as a millennial thing. I meant it as a me thing hahahahaha mainly because I used to DESPISE heels. I had some structural damage to my ankles due to sports and anything with a heel terrified me because I was scared of snapping my ankle again hahahaha but like I said last time, I'm such a wedge girl now so I would probs wear heels at my wedding.

SO glad you liked Toothpaste! I tried to write a version of myself I wish I could be (just slightly bolder than my current self I think--she was still a whiny baby last time about her toothache which was so me). I would never flirt with my dentist either--maybe if he was Harry, that I agree 💕 I have great ammo for my next part after my own trip to the dentist. I know it's part of his job but this man really stuck his whole finger in my mouth and massaged my cheeks and lips around my gum line. It's hard to explain but I either don't remember him doing it the other recent times I've been to the dentist or if I was paying closer attention since I was thinking about Toothpaste the whole time. Honestly it was hilarious when he did it, I was lucky I didn't laugh. Too bad I'll be making it sexual for Toothpaste and probably make it harder on myself when I have my next appointment in six months 😂 I love to make men flustered in general. Always keep them guessing, ya know? 🤭😉

Speaking of men, how is our hot TA?

I am def going to be treating myself to a shopping trip that I cannot afford but I don't care. I am in the mindset (for this weekend) that I am here for a short time and I need to enjoy myself while I can and the money will come back eventually.

Hope you have an amazing weekend and you get to do something fun again! 💕💕

xoxo

[rubywithin]

The Identity we seek 7

After a day of helping out at the florists I was able to make a bit more money but I needed to earn some more. Especially since Wodin can't afford to pay for his and Kaito's meals. It has been nice to be a bit more active here though since I didn't really hang out with others that much back home! I arrived at the usual meeting place, this time me and Shogo were more prepared and he had recovered from the awakening. (Kaito) "Are you guy's ready?" we both nodded, Wodin wasn't here this time! My Uncle said today would be busy as some woman made a big order for today I heard she was some sort of wedding planned. I took out the key and once again envisioned both the location and the host....(Anabelle) "Hey you tow. I have seen you guy's snooping around here!" (Kaito) "Stop the warp now!" (Shuie) "I can't....the image is stuck in my head". Oh man this is bad why did someone have to show up just as we are warping again?

(Annabelle) "Huh where are we? wait did my house get bigger?...no wait didn't that dog just talk?". (Kaito) "Drowze, you two go on ahead I will try and return her to reality!" We made our way back into the studio and once again the shadows were making dresses. There were so many different colours and patterns....I bet anyone could find their ideal outfit here. (Shogo) "Let's be a bit more careful" (Shadow) "Hmm looks like we have an intruder attack!" I took out the sword and swung at one of the attacks and it was able to actually slice them. A big group was then coming towards us....(Shogo) "I got hyaaaah" he tried rapidly stabbing at them and took them out. Wow these actually have sharp and sturdy blades, I turned around to see there was still one left! (???) "Please don't I swear the lady forced me to join her army. I am a humble Pixie....ugh if you spare me I can fight alongside you and cure your wounds!.

(Shuie) "Valmont if you can hear me what do I do?" I talked to the key and then, (Valmont) "Welcome it as your second persona. Boy you have a gift to bring forth the power of many beings so welcome this one into your group!". I unwrapped my cloth and tried tying it to the Pixie....huh it actually worked. (Shuie) "When I need you please lend me your power" (Pixie) "Sure thing". (Shogo) "Wow you can use more than one of those guys....hmm I wonder if you can collect even more?". Looks like I have another mystery to uncover...why am I able to do this? Luckily for us we were able to avoid drawing too much attention to us, we tried making it deeper and deeper into the studio. We found some sort of room that didn't feel like it was under Carmine's control like the others. (Kaito) "Ah finally caught up...ah this is perfect, this a room not as influenced by Carmine's perspective. Shuie do your best to memorize this room as we should be able to come straight here if we leave this domain!".

(Shuie) "Sure thing Kaito did you safely escort Annabelle out of this world?". (Kaito) "Sadly no I do not possess a key but I trust Eliza to keep her safe till we decide too leave!". We made a bit more progress through the area but then.....(Shadow Annabelle) "I see you two are snooping around here again. Those worthless minions....I guess I will have to take care of you myself...." (Annabelle) "Why is there a second me?" we both gave Kaito an angry look. (Shogo) "Annabelle get away from here this place is dangerous!" (Shadow Annabelle) "Hahaha look at nice guy Shogo acting all chivalrous. Oh don't upset Annabelle it's so pathetic how you act nice when it reality you want me all to yourself!" (Annabelle) "No I don't think that...." (Shadow Annabelle) "I bet he you just want those 10 seconds of fame from being invited to a dinner party with the model's sister! (Annabelle) "SHUT UP....this isn't me!" (Shadow Annabelle) "Hahahahaha" suddenly the girl turned into some sort of monster, (Shuie) "Dracius come forth I need your help with this one!"

[julian-anderson]

Task 01

001. what is your full name?

Julian Anderson

002. what is your parents names? (what was their occupation?)

I dont remember, i was taken from them at a very young age.

003. do you have any allergies, diseases or other physical weaknesses?

Nope.

004. write a full physical description of yourself. you might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.

I'm six feet and 185 pounds. Im white with dark brown hair and eyes. Casual i guess. I've got two tattoos. One on my shoulder and another on my neck

005. to which social class did you belong in before the outbreak?

working i guess

006. are you right- or left-handed?

both

007. what does your voice sound like?

Like any other guys, i dont fucking know how to describe it.

008. what words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

Fuck

009. what was your first kiss like and with who?

It was good and some girl i use to work with. we ended up having sex.

010. do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? are you in love right now?

Fuck no and no

011. how do you feel about marriage?

Against it

012. who are / is your best friend? what do you like about them?

Dont really have a best friend, i have friends but none that are a best friend.

013. when was the last time you were hurt? who did it?

When my ex girlfriend cheated on me.

014. talk about one person you've met recently and what did you think of them?

Alexandra. She seems nice, very beautiful. @alexsaysdrink

015. would you say that you're more of a leader or a follower?

Leader, i dont follow people

016. when was the moment you really realized that the outbreak wasn't going away? that your life was completely changed? if you were a kid, when do you think you realized you grew up?

When i saw my ex infected. If she got infected that meant other people would be to. when i was taken away from my home thats when my life changed and realized i grew up

017. what's your weapon of choice?

A knife

018. what do you look for in a partner? or describe what your dream partner would be like? what do they look like? what color is their hair? how tall are they? what's their attitude like? be descriptive.

What makes you think i want a partner?

019. what are you afraid of? tangible and unavoidable? (tangible: spiders, ghosts, snakes / unavoidable: aging, dying)

Tangible: Nothing. Unavoidable: probably dying

020. what is your worst memory?

my dad hitting my mom

021. What is your favorite memory?

Finding Milo and raising him.

022. what’s your reputation with the people around you. do they like you? dislike you? why?

A little bit of both i would say. I sleep around but im one hell of a chef, what does that tell you?

023. if you could relive one memory, one last time which would it be?

There is none, don't have a memory worth reliving

024. when you were a kid were you bullied or teased? for what?

Fuck no, i'd beat the shit out of them.

025. if you could tell your younger self something, what would it be?

Get use to being alone kid, people suck.

026. what is a goal you want to accomplish before you die?

None now that we will in a fucked up world.

027. if you could pick anyone in town to tell your life story, who would it be and why?

No one, it's no one's business about my life story.

028. do you believe there is or could be a cure to be made? and do you think that it could restore humanity?

Hahahahaha hell no. This would be over if there was one and i doubt there is anything to get that shit together.

029. if the outbreak never happened, what would you have wanted to do for a living?

Working as a chef in a high end restaurant

[sadnesslaughs]

The village people you once terrorized have grown accustomed to your presence and now ignore you.

(A response to a writing prompt.)

“HAHAHAHAHAHA, FEAR ME MORTAL, I’M THE GREAT DARK LORD, KALZAR.” The imposing brute stood on the street corner, his jet-black armor hiding the dirt stains that littered his once pristine metal. As the baker walked past him, he stopped her, extending a bear sized hand towards her, opening his gauntlet up, showing her his palm. “Spare a gold coin?”

“Get a job!” She spat, shoving his hand out of the way, storming off towards her store. Leaving the hungry Dark Lord waving a hand at her, trying to coax her to come back.

“Wait, do you have any leftover pastries? I’ll even take bread. Any offering will do.” Kalzar fell to his knees in dramatic fashion. Banging his powerful fists against the ground, leaving massive marks in the dirt beneath his feet. “This isn’t fair. Everyone should fear me. I CAN KILL YOU ALL.”

“Then what ya waiting for, tin man? Kill us with ye pointy magic or weapons.” The town drunk stumbled over, catching himself on the large Dark Lord. He held onto Kalzar’s helmet, stopping himself from falling over. “If ye want to kill us, do it already. You’re sooooo noisy.” The cheap booze drifting from the man hurt the Dark Lord’s nose, forcing him to rise to his feet, giving the drunk a soft shove.

“I will kill you. Hand me your gold and I’ll spare you.” Kalzar did his best to look imposing, not that he needed to a lot. He was a seven-foot beast of a human that had powerful magic and strength at his command. Indeed, the townspeople had feared him for years, only to realize he was more bark than bite.

“No, ye won’t. Ye kill us, ye have to get a real job and they say I’s lazy.” The drunk gave the dark lord a disappointed stare before stumbling off to find a doorstep to sleep on.

“That isn’t true. I’m not scared of getting a job. I’m the dark lord. Evil is my job. I need minion’s. That’s why I keep you all alive.” Kalzar sighed. Even the drunk had grown bored with him. The same man that had allegedly watched a pig for an hour was now bored with him. He had become less interesting than a swine.

Did he need to move towns? Maybe a change of scenery would help? He had considered trying to be more menacing, even considering killing a few villagers to set an example. Only problem was, he had spent so many years doing nothing, that if he did suddenly show his true colors, the villagers would rebel against him. Rather than bow before his feet. If that happened, he would have to kill them all and without them, he had no gold or food sources.

He picked up his empty begging cup. Kalzar sighing as he stared at its interior, praying that a gold coin would magically fall out of the sky and find its way into his cup. At least that way he could afford some dinner. Kalzar shut his eyes, only to hear a small clink as a coin landed in the cup. He opened his eyes, feeling a renewed vigor. “HAHAHAHAHA. I SEE SOMEONE KNOWS HOW TO… Oh.” Kalzar stopped, staring at the veteran adventurer, her scarred face showing no hint of emotion. Only dropping the coin and leaving. “Wait.”

“Hm?” She paused, looking over her shoulder. Those grey eyes focused on the dark lord, giving him a moment of her time. Yuzea dressed in her iconic green pants and top. The short sleeves showing off her giant biceps, being rumored to have the strength to take down an entire bandit troop.

“You’re the one that told them not to fear me, aren’t you? YOU FED THEM THESE LIES.” Kalzar stood before her, crossing his arms to appear more imposing. A fight between those two would be a thing of legends and in another world, perhaps they would have clashed.

“I told them to pity you. Is that all? I’m busy.”

“No, that is not all. You ruined me.”

“You ruined yourself. You couldn’t leech off the townspeople forever. If you want gold, go earn it like everyone else. Don’t expect any extra handouts from me.” Yuzea’s long brown hair bounced as she walked away, losing interest in the dark lord.

“THIS ISN’T OVER.” Those booming words caused her to draw her blade, the shining silver pointed at her enemy, waiting for the right opportunity to slice. She expected him to attack, instead his shoulders dropped. “How do I earn gold? Who's going to hire me?”

Yuzea put her sword away, having to think about that. She hadn’t expected that response and he was right, in a way. Who would hire the guy that only months ago forced them to hold a festival in his honor? If he weren’t so strong, they would have chopped his head off for his crimes.

“I doubt anyone will hire you for any official work. Which only leaves adventuring or crime.” “I like crime. I can do that.” Kelzar nodded, only to stop nodding, when Yuzea glared at him. “What? You suggested it.”

“I’m not letting you near any criminals. You don’t need any bad influences. Guess that leaves adventuring.” She sighed, getting a feeling she could see where this was going. “No guild will hire you unless you work with a veteran. Which means you will need to partner with someone until you’ve earned a reputation.”

“Great, when do we start?”

“Who said I’m taking you?”

“So, a life of crime, then?”

Yuzea’s hands were tied. If she let him do whatever he pleased, he would become a bigger problem in the future. At least this way she could keep an eye on him. “Fine, you can partner with me. You’ll have to pull your weight though, I only target the biggest paying jobs.”

“Perfect, I need the gold. Once I’m rich, I’ll gather an army and destroy this worthless town.” He laughed. As he roared, her sword poked through the holes in his helmet. The tip narrowly missing flesh. She kept it locked in place until he fell silent, stopping his laughter.

“Behave yourself.” She returned her blade to her side, leading him to the guild, unsure how she was going to explain this mess to everyone inside.

[johnconstantinejld]

Batman Death of a Clown

Five times already this week she has seen me, pale skin illuminated by our cheap electricity, roll up my sleeve, slap a vein up and inject a drug. All the while this happened, concern for the patient increased.

‘Which is it today?’ She asks.

‘Morphine. Mixed with a concoction of my own.’ I reply. ‘Would you care for a bit?’

‘No!’ She snapped.

‘Touchy.’ I reply with a snigger. ‘I thought you were a friend.’

‘Speaking as a doctor, and as a friend, I advise you to cease it.’

‘I’d always take your advice, Harley, but when you fall into a vat of acid, it does not do wonders for one’s kidneys. It hurts to urinate. It hurts to shit. It hurts to jack it. The morphine kills the pain. I still need the drug. Batman will put more pain on me once more. He is the best customer a comedian could have. Comes back, night after night. Why couldn’t he heckle me? Comedians hate hecklers. And you were a psychologist. Not a medic.’

I’ve lost everything. Todd was cleansed. I’m broke. I’m hated. I don’t even fucking produce sperm anymore. Now, my last associate is leaving for the last time to go off grid.

‘What is it, Doctor Quinn? The porn film job? Or Superbabes, the restaurant?’

‘The restaurant. And the film offer was for adult entertainment, not porn.’

‘Same thing.’

A pain in my side and my chest. I won’t survive the night. Doctor Isley’s syrups have ceased working for me. I don’t think she made them for me, anyway. I’d go to the beach, but we’re Gotham. We don’t have that. It is very relaxing to watch waves go in and out. I watch it all go away. Bats should try it.

‘It’s bad medicine to beat out your troubles.’ Harley says from the hall.

She leaves. She will never come again. In the garden, the flowers that have my own venom inside them have bloomed without success. The intended result, of spreading a poison over the city so that everyone has a good laugh, did not work. I got a broken nose for my trouble, and I rubbed the blood over my lips. Maybe she’ll live with Isley, out in a forest somewhere like two lovebirds. I’d really love that.

What’s new in Arkham? That Englishman Tetch is going on and on about Wonderland. Hey, when I kidnap someone, at least I don’t dress them up as children. He’s a paedophile, you know. A murderous one at that. I made that Jason Todd’s smile nice and big, but at least I don’t dress underage girls as Alice.

Oh, and the Mad Hatter is never called such in the novel. He’s just a Hatter. Failed on page one of ‘How to be a Criminal.’

Moron.

I’m dying. This is it? I don’t get the final show? Fire my agent HAHAHAHAHA! Pengers doesn’t have any word on a cure coming through, and Black Mask put out a hit on me. Me! A guy who was in business when he was in diapers! No showdown. Just a pale, white-faced, grease-painted man alone in a room with crackling light and asbestos in the walls.

It’s not worth laughing.

Why did I do it? Did I go on because I enjoyed it? Do comedians enjoy their job? Round and round, making observations or bellowing out jokes? I like Billy Connolly and Robin Williams, actually. Seinfeld was not my style. I liked loud. I wanted that one last audience member to laugh. I only got it once, in that ‘Give Gordon One Bad Day’ thing. From then on, I got beaten. The other members of that little League threw heckles at the man on the stage.

If you want my come back, talk to your mother. Oh wait, none of us have a mother.

Formally speaking, I hereby request my brain be removed so that it can autopsied and discover the cause for my actions.

I used to think we were like two peas in a pod, me and Bats. But I guess we could have been two boys on the street, getting up to no good. We both run from the law, and I guess I ran a little slower. Yes, sharing the streets with a boy who’ll grow to become a policeman. He ran home and maybe got a slap around the ear but a good meal and a lecture that put him on the straight and narrow. I got caught and put on the rocky road. It’s a well-lit road, but slippery, and I kept going down it towards hell. Harley used to be called sociopathic, like me. Now she shows sympathy and compassion, something sociopaths can’t do.

No. He was the boy who played by himself in the big mansion and is now giving back to society. Parents didn’t approve of gutter snipes.

A shadow appears. Is this another hallucination from the drug or is it reality? A woman, pale-skinned like myself, lovely dark hair. An ankh around her neck and an eye of Horus on her face. Going to need to think of last words.

So this is it, huh?

No, no, no…

A final laugh? All I do is cough.

Come on, think man!

Fade to black.

[aajjks]

mommy issues!JK

so you’re the infamous ‘ms. y/n’ that jungkook’s friends have been hearing about. they’ll admit, you’re a very gorgeous woman with a confident aura around you but most of all, you make their best friend very, very happy.

“you must be y/n? hi, my name is jihyo. i’m mingyu’s wife”

“i’m lisa, yugyeom’s wife”

“name’s zoey. i’m chris’s girlfriend”

you shake each of the ladies hands and pull alina into a big hug when you see her. she’s dressed in a beautiful green dress since her baby shower is safari themed. after giving alina her gifts for the baby, you head back to converse with the gossiping women but you’re a little shy to start a conversation.

the women talk about everything: shopping, celebrities, their careers, even the childhood they shared while you don’t say anything. you just smile and nod your head pretending that you’re listening but alina notices.

“so y/n” says alina. “how’s your relationship with jungkook going? it’s been over a month now”

“o-oh. uh…he’s sweet. i enjoy every second with him and he makes me really happy”

“i’ve always wondered what he was like as a partner. he strikes as the kind of guy that likes to be babied” ponders jihyo.

“not really. he does most of the babying. he babies and pampers me a lot. he cooks, cleans—,”

“is the sex good?” interrupts lisa, wiggling her eyebrows showing her curiosity and that she’s all ears to the tea about mystery-boy jeon jungkook.

“the sex is great. he’s amazing in bed”

“did he make you cum the first time?”

“jihyo! that’s too much” scolds alina.

“what?! it’s just a question. mingyu didn’t make me cum the first time we had sex but he definitely does now”

“ew. tmi, girl” says alina who rolls her eyes are her friends pushy topic.

“soooo did he make you cum for the first?”

“yeah, he did. it was really nice. he’s the best i’ve ever had but don’t tell him that”

“is he well-endowed?”

“OKAY!! y/n why don’t you come help me in the kitchen really quick?” and with that, alina takes you inside her home to escape the bombarding questions.

“i’m sorry about that. they’re very…intruding. they were like that when eunwoo and i first started dating. it was sooo uncomfortable”

“yeah they’re very nosy but i wasn’t going to reveal too much”

“yeah PLEASE don’t. he’s my friend and it would be weird to know his…package size”

“hahahahaha, i swear i wasn’t going to answer that. between me and you, i’m so in love with him”

alina gasps. “love?! its only been a month!”

“i know! but he’s so sweet and caring and hot and sexy and lovely and aah! i just love everything about him. that’s my baby~ he just makes me so happy”

“awwww!! i can’t wait for you and him to have your first child together”

“me too but i want us to get married first”

well…someone should know.

“alina? can you keep a secret?”

“of course. what’s wrong? are you pregnant?!”

“wha—no! no no no…i…i got offered a job”

“really? that’s good. what’s it for?”

“it’s a personal assistant job at the jang’s company. i know the jang’s are bad but the pay is so good and i need a job”

“does jungkook know about this?”

“no. i didn’t want to tell him until i accepted the job. i mean…should i?”

~🫧

What are you thinking, Alina shakes her head, but before she says anything, she approaches her fridge and takes out a cold drink to give it to you.

And then she takes the support of the kitchen counter, and inhales a deep breath. It’s about time she lets you know some things.

“Yn I know that you love him and it’s so clear how much he loves you… you’re my best friend and I love you.. sometimes the decisions you can make…. They can be Problematic.”

Her wording is a little harsh or maybe blunt, but she has known you for years she knows your boyfriend really well- especially his horrific relationship with Nara.

Nara Jang.

“ do you know who they are right? They almost became his in-laws. You know Nara well… I know her how she was to him during the relationship.” She inhales another breath.

“tell me something yn? Have you ever gotten into a fight with jungkook? Like have you seen him angry?”

“You’ve obviously seen him naked, eunwoo has told me about the scars he has on his body, thanks to her. You saw how she behaved the day you went into the company. She fired us all on the spot… yet he happily left his job for you. He loves you so much. I don’t think you realize just how much he does.” Alina takes your hands into hers.

“Eunwoo tells me that you’re all jk talks about. Just how happy you make him and how cooperative you are.”

“Are you seriously considering working for the Jangs? Of course they offered you a job on purpose.” She rolls her eyes, but she knows how naïve you can be.

Of course they’re gonna have you work for them and Nara will take jungkook away from you and it will ruin him and both you.

“Don’t. You don’t know how angry he will get if you tell him that you are considering working for them and that you got a job offer from them in the first place and you didn’t let him know.” She whispers.

“His anger is definitely concerning yn.” Everyone has a few flaws and she knows despite your abusive relationship with your ex, you’re strong and you always have been.

But jungkook is not strong. He’s destructive.

“Talk to him about it. But seriously, don’t consider the job at all. You don’t know how crazy that bitch is-actually you do so it’s time for you to make the decision for yourself.”

As you both are talking, she definitely notices some thing changing and you’re concerned, you both are talking so much that you don’t realize that jungkook has entered the kitchen.

“BABY!!!!! Come on!!!!! These ladies are teasing me!” Jungkook hugs you from behind, taking you both by surprise.

“Oh alina-I’m here to take my girlfriend away.” He smiles, alina shuts her mouth immediately. “I just hope you both don’t end up fucking in my kitchen.” She winks before taking her leave.

“Baby what were you talking about?”

[prism-empurress]

Interior; one of the meeting rooms in the prism empire's castle. The camera turns on, showing Empurress and Ganthor, dressed casually, with shopping bags from the local dollar store. E: "Hi everyone. I'm Rissa. And this is my husband, I found him in the dumpster." G: "Heyyy..." E: -LAUGHS- "Okay uh, what're we doing today, dumpster husband?" -snickering- G: "Why did I agree to do this...I'm so NAKED right now, I'm not even wearing my mascara." E: "Ganthor, we're not being pretty right now." G: "I like being pretty!" E: "Good fucking news." -digs in one of the bags- "We got some dollar store makeup products. Here, wear it." -pelts Ganthor with foundation, falsies, and nail polish- G: "Ah--hey!! Those'll break!" E: "Put it on for me." G: "Let's do each other." E: "Hahaha, okay." (They do each other's make up, laughing every few seconds because the products aren't very good, one of the falsies is dangling from Ganthor's eye) G: "Am I pretty for you?" E: -looking at her nails- "This pigment is...surprisingly rich..."

G: "Hooray! I'm no longer naked!" E: "That's not all we're doing, okay, you pick something out." (Ganthor sticks his hand into another shopping bag and pulls out blue ladder shades, they both put a pair on and smile) E: "Hahahahaha! Okay, my turn." (Empurress grabs something else from the same shopping bag, which Ganthor gasps and yanks it away from her, there's a brief glimpse of a sparkly rubber duck) G: "My treasure!!" E: "Yes, you wanted to get five of these for your own little...sparkle duck army." (Ganthor poses it in front of the camera)

E: "Yup. I collect all sorts of things, you collect...rubber ducks." G: -squeezes it- "It doesn't squeak. I want a refund." E: "You love it, though." G: "She needs buddies." E: "You can have buddies, just not...identical ones." G: "It'd be a family!" E: -laughs- "okay your turn." (Ganthor poses the duck in front of the shopping bags and shoves his hand in the same shopping bag, rooting around) E: "We're picking at random." G: "I want something to smack people with." E: "We didn't buy that." G: -pulls out a can of bootleg pringles called prangles- "Yeah we did." E: "okay yeah I forgot about that." (Ganthor opens the can of prangles and pops a chip in his mouth, gagging a split second later) G: "These taste like SHIT!" E: "Let me try." -grabs a chip and eats it- "Ew! What flavor even is that??" G: "Shit flavor." E: "Well now you have a weapon, strike a warrior pose for me." (Ganthor grabs the can and poses like a warrior ready to kick ass) E: "Majestic."