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I WANT MEAN JAMES.

DON’T-LOOK-MY-WAY-JAMES.

A BITCHY LOOK JAMES.

AN UNLEASHED JAMES.

A NORMAL TEENAGER JAMES BEING BRATTY AND BITCHY.

NOT A BULLY. NOT EGOCENTRICAL. NOT A BAD PERSON.

A BITCHY-HAS-BEEN-DATING-REGULUS-FOR-TOO-LONG JAMES.

SNARKY.

THAT BITES BACK.

FIGHTS BACK.

NOT ONLY WITH THE PURPOUSE OF DEFENDING HIS FRIENDS BUT BECAUSE HE DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE YOU SO DEAL WITH IT.

A SARCASTIC JAMES THAT DOESN’T VIBE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU GIVE OFF A DIRTY VIBE.

I WANT IT. I WANT FANARTS. I WANT THE VIOLENCE IN HIS EYES.

I LOVE SUNSHINE JAMES BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT BITCH HAD ANGER ISSUES SO GIVE ME A REALISTICALLY ANGRY JAMES POTTER.

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MARAUDERS TEXT!

James: hi baby, hope you have a good day <3

Regulus: if you shoot me in the head, maybe i’ll have a good day

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QUESTION!!!

Would James like or dislike raisins?

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me: im such a james kinnie you don’t understand i think james potter is me and i’m james potter-

also me: *wears only black clothes the whole week* *stays in bed the whole day reading or watching an anime* *talks to absolutely no one* *gets snarky and sarcastic really fast*

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MARAUDERS TEXT!

Peter: are you working?

Evan: no, you?

Peter: was

Evan: what?

Peter: i worked in a bakery

Peter: but they fired me

Evan: hahahahaha why?

Peter: i ate the bread

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MARAUDERS TEXT!

Remus: i'm proud of u

James: THE WINDOW ALMOST HIT ME IN THE FACE?????????

Remus: slightly less proud

Remus: explain

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R.I.P James Potter, you would’ve loved 22 by Taylor Swift

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R.I.P Sirius Black, you would’ve loved One Of Your Girls by Troye Sivan

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you have no idea how dangerous is that i drank coffe in the morning and im drinking an energy drink rn…

i am adhd james potter.

i will probably be shaking for the rest of the night.

🫵🏼😘 have a nice day babies

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i don’t trust people that hate mayonnaise.

there.

i said it.

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i’m 20.

i am a james kinnie.

i’m scared.

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HELL YEA MAN

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*Sirius flirting with Remus*

Sirius: godDAMN baby you are beautiful…

Sirius: baby let me sing my ABC’s to you

Sirius: see i’ll give you an A because you’re Awesome

Sirius: a B because you’re Beautiful

Sirius: a C because you’re Confident

Sirius: and i’ll give you this D because you deserve it 😌🫵🏼

credits

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Regulus, trying on some new jeans: I hate them. I want to take them off.

James, sat on the bed, staring at his bf’s ass: I want that too.

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Do you babes also bite your hand when it itches so much that scratching with just your nails is not enough?