#will be back to the regularly scheduled programming after this...

[peascribbles]

Sweltering weather. An even hotter man, cont. day 24 · date pairing: sylus x gn!reader wc: 100 · cw: 18+ minors dni, explicit, smut & crack, oral (giving), deepthroating on his bike, come swallowing, silly ending for @thedrabblecollective's challenge

<- part one (sfw)

The two of you are not 'cooling off', like this.

You, stretched out on his motorcycle, head bent over the tail lights.

Sylus, with his cock stuffed in your mouth, his fingers gentle but steady around your neck to hold you at the perfect angle as he fucks your throat.

He's checked on you diligently—doing okay, sweetie?—but with your permission, as he nears orgasm he pushes a little more, groaning in relief when he cums. You swallow every last drop.

You lick your lips after he pulls out, grinning up at him.

"…So, about that ice cream date?"

[artificialhaunts]

Neil is one of my favorite Tumblr holidays! Happy 19th buddy!

[colorful-horses]

charlie

[crowliphale]

Buncha stardew art from 2024 (mostly sebby)

[oofouchstovehot]

i am ill

[vulcanette]

📸: @horny4iv

[hood-ex]

Dick lost Bruce but still had Alfred, and now, Dick lost Alfred but still has Bruce, which means Dick had to watch Alfred grieve over Bruce, and Bruce grieve over Alfred.

[transyashiro]

not to bring up ""the discourse carousel"" again, but it is pretty funny how almost every time someone from the transandrophobia crowd gets mad at me, they talk about trans men as a group of people that i'm implied not to be a part of. and, okay, maybe it wasn't obvious or clear to some, but i am a trans man myself, yeah? it certainly doesn't make me an authority on anything, but it is as much my place to speak on this as any other trans dude. so stop being patronizing and trying to shut me up. and if you're excluding me from "the guys" just because i'm not joining in on villainizing trans women with you, then your idea of trans men that "count" hinges on transmisogyny, which is not surprising at all, but like. stop this shit

[taxlthomas]

drew this rq back on August 1st and forgot to post it so i may as well now (the single spm drawing from me every few months or so yk)

[incorrect-half-life-quotes]

Half-Life Text Posts (Part 5: Barney)

Another one with Amazing Fanart; starring none other than Barncat himself. These were piling up fast so I decided to dedicate an entire part to him. Enjoy!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

[chamoemileclown]

a two brick vertical jump?

[gods-of-kanto]

Pepper: FUCK, YOU FUCKS GO BACK TO THE OTHERS, SYSTEM

WE KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE, I JUST DIDNT EXPECT IT

Pepper: Did it feel weird!? Did it feel like power?

It just felt like me! I didnt change typings or anything! No surge of power, it was the same amount that I kept as a Magikarp

Pepper: Now, I know why mom find's this shit interesting!

@blackleader369 @alt-360 @haycoat-art @enderman3033 @lionfirek @clonethemewtwo

[runnning-outof-time]

I don’t wanna say I got carried away when I really just killed a man…oh, God, disaster struck again.

Arthur Shelby Moodboard based off of the song Disaster by The Red Clay Strays

Been a bit since I’ve made a moodboard….I couldn’t get this song out of my head since I discovered it again last week — I feel like it fits Arthur’s character well, especially the lyrics I included above. I hope you like it! :)

[glueoffline]

in nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti. amen

[alibonbonn]

do you think all biotics glow blue when they're plastered, or is it just an L2 thing? Do you think this could've happened in the Citadel DLC where Kaidan is surrounded by his drunk crewmates

[ask-postcrash-curly]

[i just won shrimp games for the first time. wow. thank you curly mouthwashing]