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📸: @horny4iv
#sleep token#iii#sleep token iii#uh……………. wow#back to our regularly scheduled programming#on the blog after a few days of chaos
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To the people fighting between spamtenna and mettatenna, I present you......... something worse
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#spamton#mr tenna#mettaton#mettatenna#spamtenna#mettaton ex#deltarune chapter 3#my art#fanart#illustration#videogame#artists on tumblr#digital art#drawing#art#ysiart#the something worse being 'mettaton and tenna just got into a relationship but spamton is getting in the middle for no reason#and the three of them have se-'#also wow the. uh. the height difference between tenna and spamton sure is. uh. sure is something huh <- is sweating nervously#1k
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"because the one thing i want... it's something i know i can't have" its craaaazy btw. they tried to make it cryptic so the straights wont notice but kissing on the mouth wouldve actually been less gay. like i know dean was thinking about that quote every second of every day until he died and he probably kept thinking about it in the back of his mind in heaven
#and bro is so dense he probably still isnt sure what he meant#next time he sees cas hes gonna bring it up for sure#and when cas says the thing i want is you#deans gonna be like: oh ��. ah-well ah wow uh eh ah heh imean. oh. well-#supernatural#spn#destiel#deancas#season finale#castiel#dean winchester#no but even the rest of the quote. girl. listen to this:#But I think I know- I think I know now. Happiness isn't in the having#it's in just being#HE WAS REALLY LIKE i thought happiness was having you#but just existing near you is enough im literally happy just as you friend because i love u sm and i love being next to you so much
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Cats when they get stuck in smth idk (Main Story Book 7 — 279 spoilers)
(Leona does not actually hiss but I think he should)
For eng only players: UM = Unique Magic (Signature Spell)
#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#twst spoilers#twst book 7#book 7 spoilers#leona kingscholar#trey clover#u have no idea how strong of an urge I have to draw leona behaving like an actual cat I needed to imagine him hissing for my peace of mind#hes so pissed when hes collared#<- cat owner#I adopted a new kitten recently and I got a customized collar for her. I put it on her. she destroyed it entirely in the first day.#wow its been uh... FOREVER since I drew trey#riddles dream surprisingly made me care a lot about him he had so many moments...#myart
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psst.. you didn't hear this from me, but competitive 69 with vi
ok bye!!
ride
violet; smutty smut smut, continuation of this drabble; carmech!vi au
vi thinks this might be on her list of top ten things she's ever done in her life -- licking a thick strip up your cunt as you grind down into her mouth, your lips wrapped around her throbbing clit as she works her hips up into you -- it's rough and it's messy and she can't quite breathe for the way you're riding her face in the back seat of her car, your skirt hem hitting just above the bend of your ass, the windows slowly glazing over with condensation.
"f-fuck, sweet girl --" her voice comes out muffled and there's slick washing down her chin, but she doesn't care, her fingers inking themselves into the plump flesh of your cheeks as she works you down over her.
your own pitched moans thrum from your mouth right into her cunt, and vi can't help the way her whole body clenches when she feels you reach forward to hook your middle finger into her pussy.
"g-g'na come f-first? h-hah -- ah --!" your hips jerk almost violently as vi leans up to shove her tongue into your hole, working a thumb along your clit. she moans loud and long, a palm soothing against your thigh as they shake above her.
"mm -- not -- not a chance -- fuck -- shit, ah... that's --" vi's head tips back as she feels you fuck another finger into her, the tip of your tongue working circles around her clit just the way she likes. you pull off with a tiny pop before turning your head and nipping at her inner thigh, making her stomach twist.
"that -- that's not -- fair --" she chokes out as you start to pummel into her cunt with your fingers, laving your tongue along the tender skin of her thigh. she feels you grin half a second before her head drops back at the feeling of your lips back on her, sucking and licking in alternate, making her back arch beneath you.
she yanks your ass back down, if only to sate her own hunger, slake her own thirst -- there's a savage greediness in her, one that can only be satisfied by the taste of you, the sweet, salty tang, mixed with the smell of your skin, something like coconut or vanilla.
she thinks she could get drunk on this taste alone, to the feeling of your body over hers, eating you out, harsh and needy, rucking up into you as you do her -- all the while pulled into a rest stop by the side of the highway, where, if anyone got curious enough about the pristine vintage pontiac double-parked along the far side of the lot, they could come over and see.
"oh -- oh -- please vi -- f-fuck --!" she feels you twitch against her mouth, but the next second, her vision blurs as she feels your teeth skim along her clit.
"holy fuck --!"
her orgasm punches through her with no warning, her whole body going rigid beneath you as she cums against your mouth and you lick her through it, slow languid licks till she's jerking, hissing out, patting your ass --
"fuck fuck -- fuck wait -- stop -- it's t-too -- too much --"
she feels you giggle more so than she hears it, feels the vibration against her chest as you wiggle your butt in her face before pulling away. a second later, you're grinning down at her, your face an absolute mess, your lips and chin smeared in her cum, the round of your cheeks dark with color.
vi lets out a helpless laugh, reaching up to brush away a few errant strands of hair, her eyes going soft as she tugs you down for a long kiss. she groans at the taste of herself on your tongue, smiling at the way you whine, sinking into her embrace.
"yeah? like the way we taste in each other's mouths, princess?"
you bury your face in her neck, mumbling something, fingers curling in the front of her shirt. vi chuckles, shaking her head.
"how's that the thing that gets you, but you're perfectly okay to competatively sixty-nine on the side of the road?"
"i-i don't know! it's just -- it's different," you say, your face still tucked into her shoulder. she runs a hand along your spine, soothing down our back till you finally pull back to look at her.
"well..." vi sighs, cupping your cheek, "you did win fair and square..."
you smile is summer-sun-bright.
"yep! so... i get to be passenger princess for the rest of the trip!" you chirrup, only to yelp as vi yanks you back down.
"yeah, yeah... but --" vi digs her fingers into the back of your neck, revels in the way your lashes flutter at the pressure, "you didn't get to cum yet."
the change is immediate, your eyes going wide, going dark, another delicious wash of color kissing into your cheeks, your teeth biting down on your bottom lip.
"b-but the competition --" you stutter.
vi leans up to kiss you, groaning into your mouth.
"right... i came first but... we never said the loser couldn't cum too, right? now get up here --" she lays back, inching down till she's flat on the back seat again, "and take a seat."
she smirks, gesturing to her face.
you crinkle your nose and stare at her for a second before scrambling up. vi puffs out a laugh against your thigh, giving you a sweet kiss before tugging you to sit down proper. you gasp, a hand coming up to steady yourself against the fogged up window-pane.
as you keen above her, vi thinks that yeah, even if this isn't one of the top ten best things she's ever done in her life, at the very least, it'll be one of the best long-haul rides she's ever taken.
#⛈ monsoon season#vi x reader#arcane x reader#vi smut#arcane smut#vi x you#arcane x you#vi x reader smut#lesbian#wlw smut#wlw writing#lesbian smut#vi fanfic#arcane fanfic#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH fuck.#♨ steamy#arcane#car mechanic!vi#dude.............. look ;;;;; listen;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; no like no listen LISTEN.#uh.............. anyway#also like can we talk about how COMICAL it is that NONE of the fics on my blog have consistent formatting NONE LMFAO#like WOW that's crazy
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#honkai star rail memes#hsr memes#honkai star rail meme#hsr meme#boothill#robin#hsr robin#sunday#hsr sunday#aventurine#dr ratio#ratiorine#aventio#acheron#black swan#acherswan#dan heng#march 7th#stelle#hsr trailblazer#what's the ship name for march and stelle. uh#i have no clue. it'd be their names smashed together right. starch??? 😭#whatever it is feel free to tag it if u want! and maybe i'll learn smthn bc surely there's another name for them#omfg i just googled it and apparently it IS starch you learn smthn new every day#anyways. here's hoping none of these have been done before!#i managed to make one (1) image that didn't include Aven or Ratio wow //edit: there's 3 i was just so tired i couldn't count lmao#anyways it's past my bedtime i spent too long making this and i still gotta do my HSR dailies rq so goodbye and goodnite to u all
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hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).
#tbh i don't understand what i'm doin here.#come up with a context instead of me i am an out-of-context genius the pinnacle of understatement the king of idiots.#like i'm a little tolerably uh uh wow werrry much uh unreasonably violent and lonely DRUNK.#let's imagine that from the pies you can find something other than visually propagating information noise.#da? da.#noirpunk#punknoir#hobie brown#peter benjamin parker#spider punk#spider noir#across the spiderverse#atsv hobie#itsv noir#spider man: across the spider verse#atsv
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I understand wanting to make sure people are represented, but why do you keep bringing up POC trans issues?
because you crackers keep evidently forgetting the basics, including "listening to when the black girls talk about it".
#anon#i dont want to!!!!! i shouldnt have to!!!! its not my place!!!!#but i cant talk about my black girlfriend getting banned off the site without people saying ACTUALLY IT WASNT BECAUSE SHE WAS BLACK#and when i say uh yes actually im pretty sure it definitely was and heres all the exact reasons why theyre like#WOW SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS#when a black girl sitting behind me did 25 minutes ago#at what point is it like okay do i have to fuckin teach you how to use google too#why can i not talk about a black person experiencing being a black person without it becoming a plot hole for some reason
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scollace edit if any1 cares!!
#scollace#wallace wells#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim comic#edit#my edits <3#scott pilgrim posting#oh wow hi there uh uhm i do art also and i have like one scollace art post up uhmmmmm ill post them more maybe
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sorry #posting again but it's been on my mind cuz i once again saw a post and i just. really really hate the way this bit is so often taken out of context to make her out to be dismissing and belittling him just cuz she felt like it, because a lot of the story does hinge on the fact that this was in fact a reasonable worry
heathcliff of course has reasons to take it personally, but the context of the entire canto tells you why this was a problem to begin with. we also see it during the rest of the game, cuz he mellows out as the cantos go, but we can't forget at the start he was out there killing his coworkers. then in canto vi we get more about it. nelly starts here jokingly:
but by the end she's very serious about it:
the cycles of abuse is ofc one of the main themes in the canto, like in the book where heathcliff assumes for the second generation the role of their own hindley; in game he's growing both in the shadows of hindley and of his other mirror selves. but it can't really be ignored that the problem WAS there and he was shaping up to be just like them (a person used to violence to the point even someone as close to him as the woman who raised him had reason to believe he might hurt her!) and that catherine is discussing it in the hopes of figuring out a way to give him a place to heal and grow out of that absolute hell that was growing up in the heights. it just feels really weird to always discuss that part as if catherine was being cruel for no reason, when heathcliff himself admits that he left because he feared he'd murder her
instead by the time of the canto, while hindley, linton and nelly all comment on him not having changed, he continously chooses to be the better man, avoiding unnecessary fighting, lending a hand to people in danger, and ofc standing strong against the erlking's provocations and attempt to turn our heathcliff into another just like him, to continue the same cycle.
BUT it's important that back then he was a person who wouldn't have done that, a person who would have hurt his loved ones, and that what he had in mind was taking revenge on them- because he grew past that in the course of the story, then that character development is much more meaningful. and that's also why it's so important to all the people around him, who had seen him start to go down that same path as hindley, to become the worst version of himself--
because in the end he didn't become like that! he did change and become that better person, and they noticed!
#bell.txt#limbus company#heathcliff lcb#canto vi talk#i know im the first one whos been saying hes hareton. ofc he is. but he absolutely has book heathcliffs Moments which people seem to forget#and not counting this/acting as if he was just Fine before is pretty reductive of his writing and development#i mightve talked abt this briefly before in another post but. this should read a bit smoother#also ofc that was soooo awful wording on cathys part like this post is about his own development but like wow not to support toxic masculin#*ity but this was like three 9 11s for him on the gender level and she didnt even think about it. GIRL...!#still. she didnt make that up LMAO justice for my girl. esp compared to uh the shit half the sinners say to him on the daily#limby og
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i know its a classic. possibly cliche already. but i do wonder about Tumblr In The Death Note Universe probably more than i should
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💅 toxicbff Follow
if i see one more post attributing kira's powers to ~supernatural powers~ instead of the obvious fact that the cia is doing a coup I'm going to start giving You the heart attacks
💅 toxicbff
of course i saw the news how does that not prove my point further
the idea that all the police around the world could be mobilized by one single person is ridiculous (just look at this list of how many civilian militia there are globally)
heart attack victims don't seize the way "lind l tailor" did
i don't know how to tell you that You Can't Kill People Just By Knowing Their Name And Face because this is Real Life and not the newest grimdark marvel villain
people need to stop being scared of the ~bogeyman in the closet~ and wake up to the fact that usamerica is trying to take over the goddamned world
💅 toxicbff
im going to kill you all and nuke this website
#sayonara you weeaboo shits
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DO TRUMP NEXT
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LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
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❤️🔥 lovesickened Follow
i know its stupid but im so fucking scared for my brother i heard that seven people died this week at the prison he's in and iinjust dont kenow what to do ihate him for ehat he did to mom but i never wanted him to die
#vent tw #delete later
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if i get a single more comment about why i don't tag "genderbend" on my kiratective fics i'm going to blow up the entire building. we don't know EITHER of their genders. why don't YOU tag your mediocre yaoi genderbend instead
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…OP, you realize the news reports all consistently use "he," right?
🏎 fastandyurious
of course i do???? just because you see something on the news doesn't mean you have to believe it?????? they don't have any information on kira yet but i'm supposed to believe the fbi knows their gender already??????? also kira is literally a fucking girl's name my classmate in elementary school was called kira
🔆 sparkling-world
Kira comes from the Japanese romanization for "killer," it isn't gendered whatsoever.
Also, evidence shows the majority of serial killers are male, so I'd argue that the statistics favor the fujoshis here.
🏎 fastandyurious
well evidence shows that female serial killers are just more fun to write about and I'd argue that you're ignoring my fucking POINT which is that we DON'T KNOW KIRA'S GENDER and if people don't want to read lesbian kiratective they can FUCK OFF MY BLOG
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I offer you an Eggman in these trying times.
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@lashitpostcalligrapher yo can i get "the statistics favor the fujoshis" on my tombstone
#fandom: kira rpf #ship: kiral #never heard it called kiratective before… #also uh. prayer circle for op's classmate lmaoooo
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BOYCOTT EIGHTEEN MAGAZINE
THEY ALLOW KIRA-SUPPORTING MODELS AND ARE COMPLICIT IN THIS MASSACRE
SOURCES HERE AND HERE (TRIGGER WARNING: KIRA DISCUSSION)
PUSH BACK AGAINST HEART ATTACKS
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golly gee ^_^ suddenly i feel like taking to the high seas in a way that the eighteen company cant get profit from. oh no ! who left this link here
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thanks for the link but jesus fucking christ man what happened to free speech. misa-misa's parents were killed by a burglar who kira punished. did you all expect her to just sit there, look pretty, and say nothing about it?
you people only like models when they're nice pictures for you to consume. you only like them two-dimensional and smiling and hot. the second a woman actually speaks her mind she's thrown to the wolves
💃🏻 modelingmadness
DID YOU NOT SEE MY BANNER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
#BLOCKED
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lol. lmao even
#they blocked me but whatever #official eighteen site just said misamisa wont be in the next issue #(eighteen sucks but i kind of want to use it more out of spite now) #so much for apologism huh? #god. i feel sick. #hasn't she been through enough.
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Imagine you're going home after a long day. Suddenly there's a sound. "Huh? Whose there" you ask, dropping your keys on the floor. Then you feel it. A knife pressing in your neck.
"Don't move kitten" Kira purrs behind you. "You're all mine now…"
#kiraxreader #kiraxoc #kira #kira rpf #kira investigation #kira fucker #kira fudger #kira lover #kira haters dont touch #kira haters please touch #kira supporters please touch #l
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Hello, everyone! My little sister told me about this microblogging platform (I admit, I'm a Twitter refugee) and that many of you are discussing the Kira investigation on here. I'm really interested in hearing what your thoughts are!
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let the record show he lasted like. a day
#i think it was the imagines that did him in #bro is so sensitive :p
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the world could be beautiful
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[ @deathnotetober day 14: trigger ]
#death note#light yagami#sayu yagami#misa amane#lawlight#by uh. technicality.#does 'trigger warning' fit the prompt i hope it does…#also there are two (2) rickrolls in this post#the other links are all to actual fun stuff :3#good luck#deathnotetober#edit: fixed the FUCKIGN reblog dividers GOD DAMN IT#unreality#caps#edit 2: fixed the reblog dividers again theyre transparent now#…………wow i really just. spent four hours on this huh.#maybe i am experiencing slight mania#only slight#death note tumblr
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thinking bout them
young justice (1998) issue #07 / tony kushner, angels in america / infinite crisis (2005) issue #07 / henri cole, "cape cod elegy" / red robin (2009) issue #04 and issue #05 / david hockney, remember you cannot look at the sun or death for very long
#not thrilled with the photo editing i've done here but tbf this was made cos i'm putting off schoolwork. also wow haven't properly realised#how badly tumblr degrades image quality before#and wish i could've done more with the colour! i tried to model the grading after the hockney piece but the other two panels were very grey#or very deep colours so it was uh. a bit difficult#might revisit this when i haven't got an essay to write#timkon#.log
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Been seeing so many cool Clickies on my dashboard since getting into GGG, I just had to take the time to draw a few of them- plus, it was a bit of a challenge to try new styles. A lot of these guys were also super influential to how I draw and even think about Click Clack on my own time, so you should definitely check them out! Names below the cut cus it got long heehoo
Top left: @malartsorte
Top middle (holding papers): @scribblelimbo
Top right: @wishgraanted
Leftmost middle: @beastwhimsy
Middle (peace sign!): @sootnuki
Rightmost middle: @molabuddy
Bottom left: @pespillo
Bottom middle: @artuurle
Bottom right: @modmad
I know I said it already, but all of yall are super cool and I had a lot of fun challenging myself to make this! Keep on being awesome 👍
#ggg#great god grove#click clack#my art#genuinely some of you guys completely changed how i interpret click clack. for real#both visually yes but also like#as a character.#special shoutout to malartsorte and modmad for being huge influences on my headcanons#a lot of stuff yall brought up was stuff i never even considered. its cool#beastwhimsy has always been a huge inspiration for my art style and is one of the reasons i gave ggg a try#in the first place#and ur click is so cuuute and awesome and was the first insp i remember seeing of bnuuy click. changed me#graant's fic holds a VERY special place in my heart its so good. and your take on click clack is so fucking unique and phenomenal#as much as your writing is#pespillo has such a fuckin cute click (and thesp) and has really neat takes ive delighted in reading#SOOTNUKI has been a huge insp for a lot of thangs and also just a delight to see art from. i get so happy every time i see one of ur guys#crossing my dash#marc. points at you. i fuckin love ur click hes so awesome#sophies art is so fucking pleasing and helps remind me that he is cartoony cus i tend to drift towards the realism side#and then i see ur stuff and go wait. cartoony stuff is so pleasing and fun. and i do it and have fun!!!!!!!#and artuurle. duude idk all of your stuff is fucking phenomenal. every time i see a post from you i get so excited#both your art and aus and headcanons and everything is all so so so delightful#im so glad to be able to see so many cool artists doing cool things#wow i rambled a lot in here. uh. if youre reading this still. sorry(?)#have a nice day
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uhhhhh heres some other random sketches
#yippee#tommatt#tordedd#eddmatt#wow three in one#my art#eddsworld#sketch#ew tom#ew tord#ew edd#ew matt#shipsworld#matt + tom are the only two who can comfortably life each other#tord can technically pick matt up but uh. not comfortable#average tordedd hangout#....and yeah i got sad and drew sad hug what of it#time: here we are
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I remember seeing this concept art for s11 and thinking, "Man, we almost had a solo Kai season? That would've been so cool, oh well"
Life is so good sometimes
#2025 >>> 2019#HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS??? WTF#uh wow anyway as you already know i'm very excited for monstrosity#ninjago#kai ninjago#kai smith#ninjago monstrosity#ninjago s11#secrets of the forbidden spinjitzu
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direct continuation of this; part of the apt neighbor!vi au
apartment neighbor!vi who disappears, or at least tries to -- no more weekend visits, no more tuesday night movie dates -- you still see her, or rather, catch glimpses of her here and there, but she's always ducking away or off somewhere before you can catch her, and for a someone who's so conspicuous, she's more slippery than you could've ever imagined. and at first, you're angry -- hurt, confused -- but the pain dulls after a week, two, and soon enough, there's only the barest flinch whenever you see her silhouette slipping down the hallway when you catch her coming back from the gym, or in the mail room --
once, you catch the bright chime of powder's voice as vi opens her door, and you could've sworn you heard your name, but the next second, the door's slamming closed behind her, and powder's voice cuts off like an old record.
apartment neighbor!vi who still goes to the gym, and it's the only real place you see her, but she's always got her headphones banded over her bright red hair, her eyes narrowed -- the bandages around her knuckles are tattered, stained with what looks like blood. there are new cuts and bruises scattered along her arm and what looks like a fresh scab at the corner of her lip.
you don't ask; you figure that if she'd wanted you to know, she would've told you by now.
apartment neighbor!vi who is not there the first time you let curiosity get the better of you and maps the way to her family's pub -- it's a divey kind of place, but spacious and well-kept, with dartboards lining the walls and an old fashioned jukebox in the corner. the man behind the counter glances up with a grin, a slight dip between his brows, an old pipe between his lips.
"bit early for a girl like you to come wanderin' in here," he says, with a voice that rumbles through you, even from a distance. you clear your throat and check your watch -- yeah, 2pm on a wednesday isn't peak hours for a bar like this but it's what you were hoping for.
"oh -- sorry, are you guys not open yet?" you glance back at the door, afraid that you'd missed some sort of signage but the man just laughs and shakes his head.
"nah, we're open. c'mon in," he gestures to the empty bar top, and sets down a glass with a heavy hand.
you eye it for a second before skittering over and sliding up onto one of the barstools, glancing around to take in the scene.
"lookin' for vi, i assume?"
you jump at the sound of vi's name, your eyes slingshotting back to the man, who breaks out into a loud bark of laughter, pouring you a full glass of water.
"h-how did -- has vi said something?"
the man shrugs, pushing the water towards you; you grab it for lack of anything better to do, taking a tentative sip as he eyes you with beady, beatle-black eyes, shining with mirth.
"you pour people drinks for long enough and you start to get a knack for puzzlin' out what they want when they walk in -- kinda person they might be, why they're comin' in -- gets to be a kinda game if you get good enough at it," he leans in with a conspiratorial wink that sets you at ease. you feel your own shoulders drop a bit as you set the glass back down on the counter and lick your lips.
"so you must be vander," you say, the name ringing back through your sifted memories -- vi on a tuesday night, after a movie about race cars or something, chattering about the bar and how her stepdad always gets on her about flirting with the customers too much.
vander nods, taking a soft puff of his pipe and leaning back.
"and you must be the neighbor girl that vi's not been able to shut up about," he muses, making you gag on your next sip of water. he lets out another booming laugh and reaches behind the counter to hand you a stack of napkins. you mop at the water dripping down your chin, feeling your cheeks burn.
"sorry, sorry -- forgive an old man his good time," he says with another good-natured wink before his jovial expression flattens, "but if you're here wonderin' what she's been doin'... then you're fresh outta luck, darlin'."
you frown, cupping your fingers around your half-drunk glass of water.
"i'm just... worried about her."
vander grunts, shrugging up a single, massive shoulder.
"standing room only on that bus, i'm afraid."
you let out a soft scoff of laughter, nodding.
"it's sweet of you to come knockin', but... she's a stubborn one, and if she doesn't wanna tell us then..." another shrug, another sigh, "no one's gonna be able to force it outta her."
you nod again, feeling rather wilted as vander reaches over to pat your shoulder with a large hand. he chuckles.
"tell ya what, here -- have a drink -- on the house."
he grabs a wine glass and sets it in front of you with a tiny flourish. as second later, a deep red liquid fills your glass and you stare up at him as he grins.
"i figured you were a cab sav kind of girl -- but tell me if i'm wrong, and i'll swap it out for anything else you might like."
you shake your head, laughing as you tug the wine glass closer, "nope. you're spot on."
apartment neighbor!vi who shows up hammered, with no preamble, banging down your door a on friday night (though it really is late enough to be called saturday morning) -- you answer with a frying pan clutched in one hand, a hissing sigh whistling through you the second you see who's on the other side. the pan drops and you're about to be angry, but your eyes catch on the fresh bruises blooming across the high of her cheeks, a bump the side of a golf ball swelling up above her right eye.
"o-oh my god, vi! what happened?!" you jump back as she nearly collapses into your doorway, barely catching herself against your shoe-rack.
"jus... missed you, sugar! can't a girl... miss... someone she likes?" she slurs, shaking her head as she pushes herself up; you blink rapidly at her, your chest a tight whirlwind of questions and concerns. it's all eclipsed, however, by alarm, as she lurches into your apartment and nearly smashes into your hallway wall, looping an arm around your shoulder -- you stumble beneath her weight, struggling to keep her upright.
"vi? vi -- you're drunk --"
"nah this ain't nothin' -- just wanted a few after -- after getting beat up, ain't that normal? damn -- got so fucked in the ring -- that match was fixed -- shoulda known smeech couldn't be trusted -- that slimy, money-hungry bastard --"
you somehow manage to half-drag vi into your living room and dump her on the couch, fluttering around for a large glass of water and a first aid kit.
"what -- what're you saying?" you ask, even as you force her to take a large gulp of water (she makes a face as if it's vodka before downing the rest in a few long gulps -- a few beads of water trickle passed her chin and into the collar of her stained tanktop). but in between the fragments and incoherent mumbles, a slow realization starts to coalesce inside you as you inch closer to her and convince her to sit still.
"vi...?"
"mm." she hiccups, flinching slightly as you dab at a cut on her cheek with an antibacterial wipe.
"are you... in some sort of... fight club, or something?"
vi makes a grumbling noise, her eyes fluttering closed; she sways a little as you continue to gently clean out her wounds. her breath carries the sharp, turpenic smell of cheap alcohol as she lets out a long sigh.
"somethin' like that... kinda like a boxing ring -- i'm pretty damn good at it, most nights," she adds, hissing again even as you jerk back, pursing your lips. she crinkles her nose before wiping a hand across her mouth, staring blankly down at the fresh blood smeared onto her skin.
"and... i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that this boxing ring thing... isn't legal, right?"
vi tries her best at one of her usual, charming, lopsided grins, but it just ends up looking something like a grimace instead.
"legal's not where the money is, sweetness."
you lean forward with a fresh sanitary wipe and motion for her to hold still again. she does, offering you her other cheek, her eyes now startlingly clear as they flicker over the planes of your face. you wonder how drunk she really is, or if she's just gotten terribly good at hiding it.
"but... i thought that you guys were in a rent-controlled unit? what'dyou need all this money for?"
vi scoffs, her eyes lowering.
"pow's university tuition isn't gonna pay for itself."
her voice is soft, low, her words steady. you pause, frowning slightly at her as she sighs and leans back to cast you a sad little grin.
"ah... now that i've told you, 'fraid i'm gonna have to killa ya," she winks. you don't smile, only turning to discard the dirty wipe for another fresh one.
"i thought the bar --"
"it doesn't make enough -- and powder -- she --" vi sucks in a long breath, her eyes fluttering closed. when she opens them again, it's the eyes you remember, the eyes you'd spent so many afternoons and evenings staring into -- there's light and laughter, a fire that can't be extinguished, a light that can't be dimmed, a hard-lined conviction that makes them shine even on the darkest of moonless nights.
"she deserves every opportunity. that girl --" vi lets out a helpless little scoff, "she's gonna change the world one day, i just know it. if we can only --" she makes an abortive gesture with her hand.
you nod, reaching out to wipe away a small smudge of eyeliner beneath her eye. she stills beneath your touch, the cool of your skin against her burning cheek makes her shiver.
a thin tendril of tired, incredulous laughter slithers up your chest; vi's eyebrows kick up as you let out a giggle -- the only warning she gets -- before you're toppling into a fit of truly stomach-clenching laughter, leaning back into your sofa cushions, clutching your belly.
"a-are you alright?" vi asks, blinking at you with mild alarm as you shake your head, flapping your hands at her, unable to form any kind of coherent thought. you wipe at the tears forming at the corner of your eyes, and somewhere between one breath and the next, your laughs turn into frustrated sobs, and you shove vi reproachfully as she stares at you, totally nonplussed by this strange turn of events.
"y-you're such an idiot!" you say between heaving breaths, rubbing at your eyes. you feel lightheaded; the clock on the microwave blinks a bleary 4:42AM at the pair of you.
vi stares, completely nonplussed as you sniffled and reach over to snag a few tissues, daubing at your eyes.
"there're so many things you can do to get money -- you don't have to --" you gesture at her, "get yourself killed in an illegal fighting ring -- and you don't --" you jab a single finger into her chest, hard enough for her to flinch back, "have to try to do it alone."
she blinks, once, twice --
"uh..."
you sigh, rolling your eyes, "god, you're so stupid -- for someone with a genius sister --"
vi makes a slightly affronted noise, "i got good grades in school!"
you tear open a packet of neosporin with perhaps more savagery than necessary, nearly dropping it. you glare at the tiny packet before squeezing a large dollop onto your finger and motioning for vi to lean in. she eyes you for a solid three seconds before slowly leaning forward.
you lave the gel onto the cut on her cheek before peeling open a bandaid to cover it up.
"there. that's waterproof, so it won't come off when you take a shower."
"when i take a shower?" vi asks, her head cocking to one side.
you cast her a sharp look, "you're so gross right now, of course you've gotta shower."
vi hiccups into her fist before shooting you a sheepish grin.
"i could just shower at home."
you narrow your eyes, "it's 5am -- and i'm pretty sure powder's got a massive midterm tomorrow. you're staying here tonight."
"ah. yes. of... course," vi says, biting back an amused chuckle before looking around at the couch beneath her.
"well, i've always liked this couch."
you close the first-aid kit with a sharp snap.
"if you shower within the next --" you glance back at the clock on the microwave, "10 minutes or so, you can sleep in the bedroom. but if i'm asleep when you're done then you're gonna have to sleep out here -- i don't like being woken up." you try to sound stern, though it might have just come out sounding petulant.
vi grins, the expression so familiar to you it singes a line of heat down the center of your spine.
"oop -- guess i'd better shower quick then!" she pushes off the sofa and jogs for the bathroom, swiveling around by the door to give you a soft smile and a -- "hey... thanks."
you roll your eyes at her and flap your hand, "go. shower!"
you slip into bed, listening to the shower water run, a twist of something collecting in your gut as you hear the sounds of the water turn off and the unmistakable noises of vi toweling off. you burrow further into your blankets as her footsteps thump through the apartment, the slight creak of your bedroom door swinging open as she slips in, the shape of her limned in moonlight as she slowly makes her way to the other side of the bed.
"hey sugar... you still awake?"
you crinkle your nose, and for a second, consider feigning sleep. but the next second, she's slipping into the blankets next to you, her skin warm to the touch as she shuffles closer.
"yeah," you answer, a second later.
she shuffles just a bit closer; you flip around to face her, gasping as you realize how close she is -- your noses almost touching. her eyes widen as they meet yours, and you could swear that even in the pre-dawn dark, you can see her cheeks rioting with color.
she clears her throat but doesn't make to pull away.
"y'know, usually when i get invited into someone's bed... it's a lot sexier than this."
you puff out a breathy laugh, "yeah? i'm sure. why don't you tell me about it tomorrow, when we're compiling all the scholarships that we're gonna help powder apply to?"
vi falls quiet, her gaze going startlingly liquid, and for a second, you wonder if she's going to cry too. but then, she's leaning in, pressing her forehead to yours --
"god... sweets... what the fuck did i do to deserve you?"
you snuggle in closer, your heartbeat a livewire thrum at the back of your throat.
"nothing... you were just... you."
vi lets out a shaky breath, her eyes falling shut.
"shit, sugar... what the hell, man... it wasn't supposed to be like this."
you laugh as she sniffles, tugging you closer, her palm warm along your waist, her fingers pressing into your skin.
"yeah? did you have it all planned out? help the new girl move in? watch movies and make food with her on the weekends till she falls in love with you?"
vi's breath hitches. you bite your tongue.
still, she doesn't refute you. finally, she manages --
"i just... never thought it'd... get this bad..."
you sigh, leaning in to press a soft kiss to her forehead.
"y'know, for a smart girl, you're really dumb sometimes."
vi pulls back, sighing, "yeah... i -- i know. and i know that powder and vander probably know too -- they just -- they just... knew me too well to try and --"
"force it out of you?" you supply. vi nods, her hair tickling your skin as she burrow in against you, her body curling in till she's in a fetal position, her face pressed into your chest, her breath fanning hot against your collarbones.
"well, lucky for me --" you say, reaching up to run a hand through her hair, caressing at the still-damp ends, "i didn't have to -- you came knocking all on your own."
vi's quiet for another few beats before --
"i wasn't lying y'know... i really did... miss you." her voice catches, the words cracking over one another like river stones.
you graze your lips along her hairline, nodding, "yeah, i know... i missed you too, vi."
she wraps her arms around you and pulls you in, pressing you to her so completely your chest almost starts to sting with the pressure.
a few minutes later, she relents, releasing you just enough for you to suck in a long, steadying breath.
"did you really mean it? that thing about... the scholarships for powder?"
you nod, "course i did. and we can look up loans too! i had to take one out when i went to college too, so i'm pretty familiar with them. it's alright -- we'll figure it out -- together."
vi nods, chuckling softly against you.
"mm... before all that though..." she tugs back just far enough to look at you, her voice husky as she leans in to brush her nose to yours --
"d'you think... you might allow me the honor of making you breakfast?"
#⛈ monsoon season#apt neighbor!vi#vi x reader#arcane x reader#vi fluff#arcane fluff#vi x reader fluff#arcane angst#violet arcane#vi angst#vi arcane#vi arcane fluff#vi arcane x reader#vi x you#arcane x you#vi x y/n#arcane x y/n#violet x you#violet fluff#arcane#x reader#wow this got soo fucking long 2.9k words what thefuck#alsso there's a large chunk of this that's just.... reader and vander being adorable and Family TM#and also the reveal of what she was doing !!! tho i dont think anyone was fooled or surprised LOL#ther shall be more in this au!#this was jsut like the meatiest bit everyhting else is going tobe like#domestic fluff and bullshit#oh and uh this is like angsty
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