#wips badly summarized

[abovecalamity]

badly summarized wips :P thanks @alpinelogy

*well AND technically a kinkmeme thing I'm working on O.O*

All in various states of being :)

tagging @mars-mystic @pitconfirm @lil-shiro only if u want to :DD and @merenwenformulauno if ur able to pick in between them all and want to :P

[discordantwords]

Badly Summarized WIP Game

Saw this making the rounds and it looked like fun.

Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they’d be most likely to read.

Tagging some folks who might want to play along!

@thetimemoves @viridiandecisions @arwamachine @calaisreno @khorazir @totallysilvergirl

[cwritesfiction]

Badly Summarized WIP Poll

I do what I want

Rules: Pick a bunch of WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they'd be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.

[desertfangs]

tagged by the amazing and prolific @leslutdepointedulac (Go read her fic! It's so good!! And there is much to choose from!)

tagging: @cinnamonclove, @kaelio, @inexplicablepeas, @rebelrevenant & anyone else who wants to play!

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Badly Summarized WIP

Thanks @paeliae-occasionally here!

Rules: make a poll that summarizes your WIPs badly and have people vote on it!

So, I haven't been tagged in this for a while. I did do it here, here, and here.

So the first two times I did different WIPs, most of which I haven't worked on in forever. The third time, I picked the top five from each of the previous two polls.

So I was gonna do the top five from that poll, but fifth place had four-way tie. So I guess I'll do the top eight. But summarized differently.

Alright this was fun. Let's see what happens this time.

Please reblog!

Tagging @illarian-rambling @mysticstarlightduck @honeybewrites @urnumber1star @museandquill

@leahnardo-da-veggie @theeccentricraven @elizaellwrites @willtheweaver @eccaiia

+ ANYONE ELSE

[mysticstarlightduck]

OC Picrew Tag!

I found this really cool Picrew and decided to make some of my OCs using it! I think you guys might like giving it a try as well, so I'm tagging a few people in this post (:

Here we go!

Rules: Use the provided Picrew to make one of your WIPs OCs, then provide a quick description of the character, and (optionally) a "funny/bad" version of a summary

SUPERNOVA INITIATIVE

Deimos Soll

About: An infamously silver-tongued assassin, sniper, and mercenary known for being unpredictable and always having hidden intentions, Deimos is Jack and Cassie's former crewmate and first childhood friend, turned rival, turned begrudging-friend-again. Deimos is the most successful and deadly sniper in the whole galaxy, feared even by the Junction at his full potential.

Badly/Funny Summarization: Essentially a young, alien, 'space opera' version of John Wick with extra angst and a very questionable moral compass

Lyorna Alyrii

About: A young and optimistic freedom fighter from a water folk of a faraway planet in the Khosmonian galaxies who believes in a freer future for her people and an end to the oppressive regime of the Junction. Focused and brilliant, Lyorna wants to uphold her father's legacy and bring peace to the galaxy. She becomes friends with Jack Tithus during his crew's mission on the Khosmonian galaxy and later on they become each other's love interest.

Bad Summarization: An overly optimistic, too-precious young adult who should be protected at all costs and has almost no plan for anything at any given moment in time and should not be left unsupervised.

Noctus

About: Though his full name is classified and unknown to the cast, his reputation precedes him. He is the single most successful special forces secret agent currently in the employ of the Junction - he has never failed a mission, never missed a target. And he always follows orders, always obeys the rules. However, is everything about him what it seems? A forgotten and suppressed part of his memory may prove that the system he fought so dearly to uphold may have actually made him into their perfect living weapon, and there may be many other lies yet to be uncovered

Bad Summarization: Twenty-something secret agent done with everything and everyone who only wanted to have a simple mission and ends up 'adopted' by the gang of misfits he was sent to supervise.

SONG OF THORNS

Tullieh Aerlys

About: The undefeated and steadfast commander of the Guardians, who protect the Mountain Elves' hidden kingdom and keep outsiders from discovering their land. Tullieh is a serious, no-nonsense young man to whom duty and honor mean everything, due to a personal grudge against humans, especially those who hunt mythical beings, he will do anything to honor his vow and keep his people - especially his younger siblings - from being found by outsiders, even if it means being ruthless and unforgiving to a questionable degree.

Bad Summarization: Traumatized ancient teenager who grew up way too fast and should never have been given a gun and a sword under any circumstances, but has both of those things and a lack of self-preservation instincts to make everything worse.

Renn Atrius

About: A foreign noble from beyond the royal lands, he was forced into the lifestyle of a thief from a young age, after being orphaned when his father, a Vampyr, was murdered for refusing to obey their neighboring kingdom's crown. Learning the art of disappearing into the night and taking valuables from the land that took everything from him and colonized his nation, Renn quickly became quite the nuisance for the King. But thankfully to his connection to raw blood magic, his slight vampiric abilities ensure no human soldier ever proves a real threat to him. He starts to fall in love with Roselyn, having become friends with her after trying to steal her coin purse (having mistaken her for a tourist from the capital).

Bad Summarization: Goth dhampyr way too reckless for his own good chooses to be a menace to the System while also refusing to deal with his very much unresolved childhood trauma.

Cadenza Narellie

About: A young faery noble, Cadenza is the only child of a once-powerful, now defamed, High House. After rumors about her father's supposed alliance with their nation's enemies, the human royals from the neighboring kingdom, their reputation came crashing down, and so did the bond they once shared, as her father grew mysteriously distant from her. Realizing something is seriously amiss, Cadenza takes it upon herself to investigate and find out the truth about what is truly happening, even if it gets her accused of treason herself.

Bad Summarization: Local faery with way too much time on her hands and no friends decides to dive into a conspiracy and is surprised when that decision has consequences.

Tagging (gently): @sleepy-night-child, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin, @oh-no-another-idea, @littleladymab,

@winterandwords, @cowboybrunch, @eccaiia, @sarahlizziewrites, @illarian-rambling

@agirlandherquill, @anoelleart

@leave-her-a-tome, @writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @forthesanityofstorytellers

@i-can-even-burn-salad, @cakeinthevoid

@lassiesandiego, @thepeculiarbird, @clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams and OPEN TAG

[oh-no-another-idea]

Badly Summarized WIP tag

Oh boy, here goes. Thank you thank you to @mysticstarlightduck @ashen-crest @artdecosupernova-writing @talesofsorrowandofruin and @winglesswriter! Your kind tags have made it through to the other side of the hoard, and here they are :)

Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they'd be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.

Man thank god I have so many wips, I didn't have to repeat one from the previous time I played this one! Wahoo!

I'll tag @eccaiia @zmwrites and @sarandipitywrites <3

[transman-badass]

Badly Summarized WIPs Poll

Tagged By: Like three people on as many blogs but I didn't have the energy to do it until now, sorry y'all

Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they’d be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.

Let'sa go!

In order for the curious: Untitled Gay Short Story Collection 1; "Hollywood's Prince" [working title, Runner Owen au erotica]; Untitled Cthulhu Mythos/PSI Short Story Collection; Farewell Vesperos, book 1 in the Runner Owen series; Untitled Book 1 in PSI series; Lionheart

Tagging... @lockejhaven @writeintrees @forthesanityofstorytellers @governmentintelligence @dyrewrites @angelofthemornings @tousled-birdmad-girl @wintherlywords @rookfeatherrambles and anyone else who wants to do this! I just tagged a bunch of people on my activity page tbh

Reblogs adored ngl

[sarandipitywrites]

Badly Summarized WIP tag

@oh-no-another-idea tagged me for this - thank you! Her poll is over, but you can see the results (and the hilarious summaries) here

Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they'd be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.

Passing the tag to @ahordeofwasps, @byjillianmaria, @talesofsorrowandofruin, @winglesswriter, @reliul, plus an open tag!

[meetinginsamarra]

Badly Summarized WIP Game

Thanks for tagging me @raina-at and open tag by @totallysilvergirl

Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they’d be most likely to read.

This has been fun and astonishingly difficult.

Thanks @khorazir 🙏🧡 for the editing tip, it has been the missed filling out of the ask. 🙄

[inexplicablepeas]

Thank you kindly for the tag @desertfangs ! <3 (I haven't done one before is this it? Did I do it?)

Tagging: @aunteat @androidbrittaperry @half-as-big-as-life (If you've not already been tagged, I can't keep up lol.) And any other writers who want to do it!

[melpomenelamusa]

Tag Game: Vaguely Summarized WIP

Thanks to @tildeathiwillwrite, @whumpty-dumpty-doo and @3-2-whump the tag!!! This looks soooo fun!

Rules: Summarize your story in fifteen 2-5 word bullet points (as if you were trying to summarize it in fifteen seconds)

"Chimeras":

🗺️A world with half-animal people

🦌Baby deer, protect at all costs

👨‍👦Accidental adoptive father

🪢Teenager trouble magnet is kidnapped

🌳"My best friends are trees"

🐍Don't play dolls with snakes

🐯Don't separate tigers from their families

🐾Do you know what's better than a pet? Two pets

🫂The power of friendship

💰Teenager trouble magnet is kidnapped x2

🤩The most anticipated crossover

💀Dangerous animals

⚡Rescue mission

💥The power of friendship violence

🌱Happily not over yet

I tried not to give too many spoilers, but here's a weird summary of season one. If you see this and wanna give it i try, consider yourself tagged!

[cha-melodius]

Summarizing My WIPs Badly

Thanks so much to @justabigoldnerd and @pippinoftheshire for the tags, I have never seen this game and it's AMAZING. I am including a selection and not every possible thing on my to-write list because that number is out of hand with the number of prompts still in my inbox. Also I'm not including titles for those that have them because I think it makes it funnier lmao.

Spy tries out different sex acts on his rival until he finds one that fixes him

Two men paid to bend over pool tables forced to share a hotel room

PI who's too tired for this shit helps man too beautiful for his own good cover up a murder

Stuntman tries to impress ex-hookup by pretending he's an action hero in real life

Lawyer who thinks he doesn't have a soulmate abruptly finds himself being held captive by criminals in his soulmate's body

Orchestra conductor convinced to leave steady job after one night of hot pianist ass

Art thief makes a museum owner to fall in love with him by stealing his paintings (napollya)

Seductive felon convinces parole officer to break multiple laws in order to put his dad in prison (lokius)

As a bonus to this, I invite anyone reading this to send me asks telling me which ones you wanna see next and/or to get more info about any of the above. You might get a snippet, or a bit of outline, or just some unhinged rambling!

ETA: Find the ones that have already been explained in my wip tag.

Putting out an open tag to anyone who wants to do this, plus tagging a bunch of folks under the cut.

@cricketnationrise, @kiwiana-writes, @rmd-writes, @welcometololaland, @three-drink-amy, @orchidscript, @firenati0n, @dumbpeachjuice, @clottedcreamfudge, @hgejfmw-hgejhsf, @indestructibleheart, @iboatedhere, @inexplicablymine, @liminalmemories21, @eusuntgratie, @violetbaudelaire-quagmire, @getmehighonmagic, @magicandarchery, @bigassbowlingballhead, @sparklepocalypse, @tintagel-or-cockleshells, @14carrotghoul, @sherryvalli, @leaves-of-laurelin, @lizzie-bennetdarcy, @adreamareads, @itsmaybitheway, @ninzied, @porcelainmortal, @wordsofhoneydew, @nicijones, @loki-is-my-kink-awakening, @mirilyawrites, @maxbegone, @oxfordslutphase, @myheartalivewrites, @nontoxic-writes, @historicallysam, @everwitch-magiks, @dreamycloud

[winglesswriter]

Badly Summarized WIP tag

I was tagged by @sarandipitywrites. Go vote for their wips here

Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they'd be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.

I fucked an alien the night before my political wedding, then I got stood up at the altar. The substitute turns out to be the one night stand who now hates me

I could't stab my arch-enemy when I had the chance because he's kinda hot. Turns out we were lovers in our past lives.

We are both the villain in each other's eyes. Fucking won't make it any better but it can't make it much worse, right?

I was sent to hunt down an evil witch. Fell in love with him and his dead boyfriend instead

I was destined to find the Chosen One and guide him on his journey to safe the world. The Chosen One turns out to be a 40yo asshole I kind of fucked last night

Gentle tag for @willtheweaver, @theink-stainedfolk, @lychhiker-writes, @oh-no-another-idea, @orion-lacroix

@rachaellawrites, @sunset-a-story, @mrbexwrites, @satohqbanana, @orphanheirs + anyone who wants to do it

[lestappenforever]

Badly Summarized WIP Tag Game

Thank you so much for the tag, @celientjeee and @lovelylotusf1 ❤️

Rules: Summarize your WIPs as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote which one they'd like to read most.

No-pressure tagging @f1writingbyme @fueledbyremembering @amarynas @cupidskissx and @lattesqueeze. Apologies if you've been tagged already.

Feel free to use this as your tag if you haven’t already been tagged and you want to do this. ❤️

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Out of context WIP Poll

(Aka the Badly Summarized WIP poll)

Thanks to @mk-writes-stuff for the tag!

I actually already did this here and here. But imma do I again, just different. It'll be a fun challenge.

What I'll do is take the top five from each poll and summarize it differently for y'all to pick from

TSP did not make it 😭 but that's fine because I didn't know how to describe it well either

Tagging softly @illarian-rambling @televisionjester @finchwrites @elsie-writes @sarahlizziewrites @little-peril-stories @monstrouswrites @mysticstarlightduck @sleepyowlwrites @loopyhoopywrites @theeccentricraven @writeouswriter @calicohyde @sunset-a-story @jezifster @sender-paulson @warriorblood1 @cowboybrunch + ANYONE who wants!

Reblog to spread the poll :)