#witcher hc

[formerly-geraltshumblebard]

in the season 3 finale geralt gets beaten up so bad he becomes australian

[ughtumno]

Sam Hazeldine as Eredin

Im so utterly disappointed at Netflix for what they did to Eredins design in Blood Origins (who is that skinny lad) And I heard that Sam Hazeldine is cast as Eredin already (AND AS ADAR IN ROP)

sooo I drew him how I HOPE THEY MAKE HIM LOOK taking all my inspiration from his game model in Witcher 3

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

proud president and ceo of the trans jaskier truther society

[restless-witch]

a slew of random ass witcher related headcanons i’ve got

-Witchers can knit. Okay, hear me out my friends, basic knitting skills were a common enough skill for a long time and you can’t tell me it’s not a useful skill on the path 

-units of measurement vary between countries and regions: at some point Geralt is excitedly shoveling oats into a cask because “You don’t understand bard, that price is for Novigrad stones”

-Jaskier/Dandelion has a set of prized manicure tools that he uses to keep his nails the perfect shape and length for plucking/strumming. He’s been known to entice Geralt into having a full manicure set when shit gets really stuck under his nails.

-Witchers eat a lot of black walnuts (they’re this weird fruit that’s toxic to irl humans raw) and will shake down trees to pack a few away as a snack

[demivampirew]

[saltysalmonella]

Geralt and Regis on a particular night. [Next Page]

[access-point]

i like that the reason any of us write jaskier as capable and strong and able to hold his own is because of joey and his clearly built figure because if you read the books, dandelion is about as useful as a wet napkin

[yennefer-x-tissaia]

I just love that scene and all its details!

As always Myanna did a great job with her facial expressions! That whole time she was looking at Yennefer but in the moment in which she steps forward to execute Cahir Tissaia looks away. And not just because that whole scene is wrong for her. But because she knew how much Yennefer doesn't want to do this. She knew how tierd Yennefer was after what happened in Sodden, that she doesn't want to have any more blood on her hands.

She just can't watch Yennefer do something else she doesn't want to do so she looks away. Only when she hears Yennefer breaking the chains does she look again. Because she needs to know that Yennefer is doing alright.

And the best part, while everyone flinches when Yennefer smashes the fireplaces Tissaia just stand there, keeps watching her and doing nothing.

She just stands there unimpressed like she never expected something else.

And let's not forget the little smile she has when she sees Yennefer successfully escaping. Because yes, I totally think it is a little smirk in her face.

[eileensdress]

Virgin Henry “cant handle straying from the books” Cavill vs Chad Joey “Jaskier would fuck his clone” Batey

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

fell first fell harder

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fell first fell (harder)

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fell harder

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fell harder

fell first fell harder

[swan--writes]

Geralt: "No, wait, you deserve for this to be done the right way–"

Jaskier: "Fuck 'the right way.' Either kiss me like you mean it or don't."

[blvddy-bxnnii]

Tissaia and Yennefer Headcanons!

I'm so trash for them

Warnings: Mentions of self-harm, angst, and a few suggestive hcs, but other than that, I kept these very light and full of fluff.. for now. Until I write more

There's a lot to read

Enjoy!

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• Tissaia is the first to fall in love, way before Yennefer had even gotten the enchantment. Falling in love with her personality, the need and desire to protect her, show her love, give her the world and she made it her personal mission to do so. Especially after Sodden when she believed Yennefer to be dead and waited a month to carve her name.

• Yennefer only learned that she loved Tissaia after Sodden. When she disappeared and spent months away, that's where she truly learned of her love for Tissaia. The time apart agonizing and reuniting, she fell even harder than Tissaia did. The first person her eyes fell onto when she entered that room and an even greater smile than the one Tissaia had

• Tissaia is not one for public affection, often going for kisses on the hands or knuckles, hand holding, stealing glances from across the room, hugging, and small touches. In private she's more romantic, planning date nights, offering love letters, multitude of kisses across Yennefer’s neck and face, telling her 'I love you', compliments, praise and a make out session whether it's passionate or hungry

• Yennefer loves public affection. She loves boasting what is hers, what others can only dream of having. That being Tissaia. Arm around her waist, kissing passionately, whether on the lips, neck, or hands, she does not care. Pulling Tissaia into her lap, complimenting her, telling her 'I love you', blowing her kisses, winking at her. It's more or less the same in private but hungrier, voracious.

• Yennefer, even after the enchantment, is still self conscious. She knows she appears beautiful, so much as calling herself inhumanly beautiful, but the abuse and bullying of her past still haunts her to this day. It takes a while for her to work up the courage to face a mirror properly or not focus on any little details she may notice. Not only that but in bed as well. Her first few nights with Tissaia she had to stop halfway because she heard the niggling thoughts of being inadequate, of an imperfection still remaining. A couple of instances where she began crying from reminders or night terrors that convinced her she was still that hideous girl from before and Tissaia is always by her side, reassuring her, holding her, reminding her that she fell in love with Yennefer before the enchantment

• Due to Tissaia’s height and her older age, there is much room for Yennefer to joke with her while also being a nuisance. Yennefer always finding it amusing when she has to bend down or Tissaia on her tippy toes when they kiss or the time Yennefer easily picked her up into a hug. The move so surprising that she didn't have time to react, a blushing mess that scolded Yen for doing that around other people. Her size also had benefits when it came to cuddling, easily fitting between Yennefer's arms, and when Yen swooped her off her feet. That Tissaia didn't argue as much since no one was around. Her age a constant source of teasing from her lover. 'How was the Conjuction of Spheres?' 'Did you see first hand how monsters came about?' 'I bet you helped write the books by the elders' much to Tissaia’s dismay

• Yennefer is weak for Tissaia’s voice. Call it a voice kink but she could listen to her talk any day, all day. When she first met the rectoress, it captivated her. Such a elegant, poised, even voice. A woman who knew of her worth and every syllable proved it. Yennefer grew to love and hate it. One hand, she loved the way she commanded a room, teaching them with such an authoritative tone, the way certain words accentuated her accent. Don't even get her started on the raspiness after Tissaia would smoke. Deeper with a slight husk to her words that made her voice sound 'smoky'. The other hand, she hated how it made her weak. Easily making her listen or call her out on her mistakes. Purposely challenging her just to get Tissaia to talk more. How she envied to command a room such as she did with just her voice alone. Powerful. Nowadays, Tissaia uses it to tease her.

• Tissaia and Yennefer have a constant connection open, readily available in case of emergencies, or if needed to communicate without verbally speaking. Often or not, though, Yennefer usually uses the ability to send telepathic messages for her own amusement. Whether in a Chapter meeting and she grows bored, sending thoughts to Tissaia that range from simple questions and comments about Stregobor or Vilgefortz, earning a rouse out of the arch mistress to the lechery and voracious thoughts. Attempting to get a reaction out of Tissaia and watching how her eyes would widen, a blush climbing up her neck and dusting her cheeks, and desperately avoiding eye contact because she knew it would unravel her. Yennefer had to prevent herself from laughing at Tissaia’s composure and collected facade falling apart before her. Other times, Tissaia uses it to reprimand Yen, which happens more often than she'd like to admit.

• The month Tissaia waited for to carve Yennefer’s name she had deemed as the worst month she's lived through. Healing from the dimeritium, a rocky and painful process even with the use of aid and magic from others. Leaving her chest burning, throat, lungs raw and sore. Her own magic faltering and slowly regaining the chaos and control back. A moment of vulnerability and weakness that she hated others could witness. Once she had healed physically, the mental damaged lingered. Many a night she suffered from nightmares, cry spells when alone inside the comfort of her bed chambers, grief had struck her hard. Days blending with not a word nor sign of Yennefer. Not even her spies could find her. No chaos to track which was the last nail in the coffin. No chaos an often sign that a mage truly died. That left her feeling empty, emotional, the walls of her rectoress attitude barely held her together during the day. Those closest to her noticed this, yet she denied it adamantly. The day she carved her name into the stone, Tissaia broke more than she thought she could. Struggling to even get through the first letters. When Yennefer returned that evening, she lost her words, her breath, barely processing what was happening, thinking of it as a dream. Never before experiencing happiness and relief quite like this.

• As she asked for the scars to stay during her enchantment, Yenenfer looks at them as a reminder, but sometimes that reminder manifests itself as urges to do the same thing again. Especially during stressful times, and she's on the verge of breaking down, feeling overwhelmed. A sensation that crawls up her wrists that she has to surpress the desire to cut them again. Little motions such as shaking hands or covering her wrist with her left hand, shoving them down, is a clear sign that they have returned. Tissaia caught on quickly, and when she noticed it, she'll gently grab her hand and intertwine their fingers or bring them up to kiss. Softly rubbing a thumb over the scars as she looks into her eyes, telling her how proud she is, how strong Yennefer is to still be standing here today. No matter if she has lived three life times already, this one Tissaia is with her, by her side, to love, protect, and cherish her

[teatitty]

Dandelion lost his left canine during an academic fight in Oxenfurt and the fight in question was about the ethics and morals surrounding monsterfucking and everyone got heated about it. Once dragons entered the equation it got worse, because romance novels with draconic love interests had started getting popular recently and Dandelion got Very Intense about the fact that the dragons were only ever shown in human forms in those books and "if you're not willing to fuck them when they're in a draconic form you're not truly in love with them! It's cowardice!" which is what lead to him losing his tooth

Anyway it's all good he got replaced with a silver one shortly thereafter and loves making up completely fantastical stories about the loss of it whenever inquisitive young children ask him. None of them have ever come close to the truth

[endiness]

not to be a conspiracy theorist but i genuinely wonder if jaskier and geralt's friendship would've been closer in s1 had geralt been played by an actor who would actually say his lines.

[demivampirew]

Henry as Geralt for the trailer of the last season of The Witcher (part 2)

[shylemon0]

Geralt dating an Autistic!Reader would include (Headcanons)

Hehe

Warning: implied violence, Autism things, hinted (?) autistic Geralt, judgement from ignorant people, meltdown

(Gn)

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· The few people you knew would probably be worried about you and the Witcher being a thing, and they’d think that maybe he was using you in some way, but you’d shut that down quick since you know the stigma Witchers get for simply just living · Him not caring if people think he’s rude so he’ll just grab you (or notion with his head) and leave any conversation if they are making you uncomfortable in any way

· Even though generally Geralt isn’t a physically affectionate person, he always happily accepts your touch when you feel comfortable enough with doing that · He lets you play with his hair whenever you want, he loves how it feels having you braid and brush his hair(especially if you are gentle), it’s a way for you to let him know you love him without saying ‘i love you’ outright

· I think that either his eyes would be easier or harder to look into, if they are easier then you’ll probably just stare into his eyes without a bother because his eyes are just so pretty, but if they aren’t easy to look into, you’ll probably still try to give quick glances here and there and Geralt would understand the discomfort of having eye contact, he finds it uncomfortable sometimes too (though he is a glarer, sometimes he just generally doesn’t like it) · He loves traveling with you since you both are comfortable with silence, he just enjoys your presence, it’s pretty comforting to him

· If anyone were to threaten you to get to him he’d be pissed off, like really pissed off

· He’d be so concerned when you’re having a meltdown, especially if its a really bad one, he’d do whatever he could to comfort you and make you feel safe, if it was in public he’d glare at anyone who’d give you a weird look before you two got to somewhere quiet and dark, he’d let you grab ahold of him and cry into his shirt if that’s what you needed or let you just sit curled up without him touching you at all if that’s what you needed, whatever you need he’ll do it, all for your well being · He understands finding it difficult to show people how you feel and being perceived as unemotional/apathetic but also feeling too much at the same time 

· Him constantly being worried about scaring you away whenever he has to do his work (you probably don’t even think about it as a ‘bad’ thing since it makes sense to you that he has to do things like that because he’s a witcher)

· As a way that you show him that you love him is, being caring and just generally helping him in any way (pretty much babying him lol), like you’ll wash his dirty clothes when he finally gets to sleep, you’ll take care of his hair, you’ll make him food sometimes, and just help him out when he’s exhausted after a long day · He loves listening to you talk about your interests and will listen intently, he loves to see how happy it makes you, and listening to you rambling is an easy way for him to get in a good mood

:)

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