#with an extremely acidic venom <3

[anonymousbathtub]

Some very quick dragon concepts, based off of a drawing exercise I did the other day with a selection of random reference images!

[even-light-doesnt-win]

This page seems extremely old and is nearly unintelligible, the sides are also stained from the likely months it’s been abandoned here in the lab. Holding it in my hand it feels like it could fall apart at any moment.

Research Report 5

Virus Test 3: -//-/— AKA: PX-05

The symptoms of it seem to be getting worse. On top of the mutations, the ones infected with PX-05 have started to vomit.. profusely. Nothing seems to help. Not water, not food, they only get more nauseous at the sight of it.

I’m beginning to grow concerned, they all cry out in pain, sobbing and pleading for us to make it stop but we have no cure. The more distressing part of it; they aren’t vomiting a normal substance or one you would expect.

This substance is a bright green/very light green with a glow around it, and when it comes in contact with the skin of anybody other than the host, even others who are infected, it burns straight through their skin.

I felt this acidic substance on my skin before when I tried comforting a patient. It’s a pain I can only describe as being lit on fire while also being bit by a venomous snake. I even hypothesize it can melt skin down to the bone; but I am not risking testing that hypothesis out.

I really hope I can make a cure or method of removing the virus soon, I can’t stand to see my patients and colleagues in pain and distress anymore. However I’m also beginning to fear for my life as well. As I am writing this log I can feel eyes on me even though I’m the only one in the lab.

These tests, these conditions, this whole fucking virus is getting out of hand. I’m scared for the world now. I’m scared for what the future could look like if this gets public, yet no one else seems to be concerned.

I’m going fucking insane. People are soon going to die during these tests at some point, but I fear no one other than me realizes that or worse; they don’t care if people die for this research.

When I joined this research team I knew what I was getting myself into by wanting to study viruses and diseases and all of that, but this? This is something you see in fucking horror movies and it’s becoming my reality.

I can’t quit now, though. If I quit the possibility of a cure being made drops to 0%, I doubt I’d be able to live with myself if I quit now and hid knowing I might have the materials in front of me right now to make a cure.

I owe it to the world after being a part of this damn operation. At least I can fix some of my mistakes then.

-Dr. Reed

[talkingteardrop]

info on my fantribes for the bfdi WOF au!

Foodwings:

They aren’t technically their own tribe, they’re subspecies of existing tribes

Gelatin is a subspecies of leaf, rain, and seawings. he can breathe underwater for a limited amount of time

Lollipop is a subspecies of sand and hivewings. her lollipop tail has venom in it, however its weaker than Sandwing and Hivewing venom, it just puts the person she injects it into a coma

Cake is a Subspecies of night, mud, and Silkwings. He can hold his breath for a maximum of 45 minutes, however he isnt good at holding his breath so he normally only holds his breath for 15-30 minutes at once

Pie is a subspecies of Silkwings, she can pull blueberry flavored silk from glands on her wrists, which she often uses to add flavor to fruit dishes she makes

Fries is a subspecies of rain and sandwings, he has weak venom in both his fangs and his tail, all it does is knock out the person he injects it with for a few hours, the rainwing venom he has just causes pain to the dragon

Donut is a subspecies of sandwings, he has no venom in his tail, but can go a long while without water and can withstand high heats

Taco is a subspecies of leaf (lettuce), sand (shell), and seawings (fish), she can breath underwater, her green can slightly shift colors to a brown, and she can live without water for a week, she also has venom in her tail just like fries

Mathwings:

They are a species of dragons from a different continent, one long destroyed. The mathwings had to flee from the continent as it was sinking. And they made it all the way to Goiky

X: one of the weaker mathwings, his powers are very limited to short distance teleporting, they’re also extremely small, looking like a dragonet of only a few years old, he also has very VERY weak wings and can barely fly, however, all these shortcomings give them another ability. He has, an EXTREMELY good sense of smell, he can be in a forest, surrounded by flowers and leaves, and smell out one tiny leafwing dragonet. He can sniff out the relative size of a dragon, what tribe they are (“i smell a leaf dragon” “i can smell a metal dragon?” “Hmm..a fire dragon..”)

4: one of the most powerful mathwings. Constantly gets mistaken for X’s parent, which he HATES as they are in a relationship with X. He can fly for weeks, possibly months, without a break (which was great for when the equation environment was destroyed)

2: another one of the most powerful mathwings. Pretty damn strong and can also fly for weeks. When the equation environment was destroyed, they would carry 9 or 6 when either of their wings got tired

6: a relatively normal mathwing, she can fly for a week before needing a break. He can also breathe fire, weak fire but still fire. They are dating 9 and constantly has to stop 9 from injuring themself

9: also relatively normal in power, can only fly for 3-5 days, can spit out acid from his fangs, and breathe fire, he can also squeeze into very tight spaces. Shes also a fuking dumbass

Mechanicalwings:

mechanicalwings are robotic dragons that are made by other dragons, however one has been found in the wild, without having ever been created by another dragon

Remote: The only mechanicalwing to be found in the wild, she doesn’t like most other dragons and stays with her team at all times, even protecting Fanny and lightning from -unintelligible- when theyd angered her.

TV: A mechanicalwing made by Golf Ball. He never leaves the lab and often would hang out with Golf Club and use his belly screen to communicate with her.

Robot Flower: a mechanicalwing made by Basketball intended to keep Grassy company when she was gone

Mineralwings

dragons based off of minerals, hence the name

Ruby: A slightly see through mineralwing with small gems jetting out of her body, she glows when she experiences a strong positive emotion. She has a LOT of energy all the time and is seen running around goiky, she also often spends a MONTH flying to Yoyleland to grab herself some yoyle berries.

Rocky: A small mineralwing who loves running around, sometimes toppling into situations where he almost dies. He cant swim at all, but loves the water. So Golf Ball made him a kiddy pool. He has small rocks pokingout of his scales that he uses for self defense, rubbing against an attacker to scratch them, bad.

Loser: A Mineralwing with glass scales, however the only parts of him that are see through are his horns, spines, teeth, and claws. He never attacks people as he doesn’t want to damage himself. Hes very close to winner

Winner: a slightly squishy mineralwing, seemingly made out of a naturally occurring goo. They can squish their body into gaps most dragons cant fit in. Theyre very close to loser and is slightly eepy at all times

Needle: a grey mineralwing wity a pointy tail. She often has to prevent Naily from stabbing people with her tail point.

Naily: a smaller mineralwing, she looks very alike to her big sister. Grey body, spike on the end of her tail. Unlike her sister she loves stabbing people. Mainly her adoptive brother, Nickel.

[ofagathachristies]

Everything in Twilight Saga that doesn't make sense to me

Stephanie Meyers' world just doesn't make sense to me.

Like at all.

So these are things that I think would make more sense about the lore of Twilight Saga.

The Wolf Pack - They're not werewolves or wolves. They're just not. Why Stephanie Meyer calls them that is stupid to me. And the thing is, its not just her. So many fanfictions I read call them werewolves. But they are shapeshifters. SHAPESHIFTERS.

Imprinting - It seems so ridiculous to me that Meyer creates imprinting. Especially given the fact that this generation of shifters are CHILDREN. They are literal children! Sam imprints on his girlfriend's cousin. Quil imprints on that cousin's 3-year-old niece! Jacob imprints of the hybrid child of the girl he claims he loves!! Imprinting has caused nothing but issues and ruined at least one relationship that we know of.

The Cullens and the Wolf Pack - The treaty between the 'werewolves' and the 'cold ones' is logical, yes. Especially when you considered the fact that the appearance of vampires is what causes the 'werewolf' gene to turn on. So, it would make sense that they have the treaty. However, I feel that it has not worked very well, given the fact that Jacob not only unknowingly breaks the treaty when he tells Bella the tribe stories (because he has a massive crush on her), but also, once he does become of the 'pack', he continuously pursues Bella, thus angering Edward (because who wouldn't be pissed off when someone continuously disrespects their relationship). And Jacob can do that. Because there's nothing in the treaty which prevents the shifters from deliberately antagonizing the vampires. Maybe I just have issues but if someone kept knowingly disrespecting my relationship, I'd be pissed. And if I were a vampire? I'd probably want to attack them and drain their blood. I imagine Edward thought about it but never actually did it.

The Cullens Sparkly Problem - They can't go out in sunlight. Because they sparkle. Sunlight is always present. Even at night. So, having to follow the rule of not exposing the secret to humans, surely it is a stupid vampiric evolutionary trait to SPARKLE in sunlight?!?!?!!

The Cullens and Human Food - This is one of many things about my issues with Stephanie Meyer's vampires. They are vampires. They have venom. Yet they have to essentially regurgitate human food back up? Logically thinking, would the venom in their saliva not act like an acid and literally dissolve any human food they consume - therefore eliminating the need to regurgitate food.

Edward's Attitude - His attitude. All of it. His misogyny. His gaslighting. His blatant dismissal of Bella's feelings, thoughts and opinions. It's very obvious that SMeyer puts in her own personal beliefs about relationships however it's also very obvious that SMeyer's personal beliefs about relationships are quite traditional, and give off the vibe of 'women should be seen but never heard'. I just don't fuck with that. At all.

Jasper's Background - Jasper Hale is a confederate soldier who joined the army during the Civil War, fighting on the side of those in favor of enslaving black people. But it's not just that. Jasper wasn't just a solider. He was a Major. According to the modern US army, it would take a minimum of 10 years service for Jasper to be considered for the rank of Major. Jasper Hale was 19. How good was he in the confederate army that he was given the rank of major after 2 years???

The Blatant Racism - Twilight Saga, as a whole, is incredibly racist (and misogynistic). It does not create a safe space for people of colour, or even anyone that doesn't fit a certain profile. Namely, the skinny, white people. Anyone who doesn't fit that profile does not have a safe space in the fandom. The representation for people of colour is severely lacking.

Humans - There seems to be an extreme lack of regard for humans. And to some degree, I do understand. Because it is a film series about vampires, they (usually) eat humans. When it comes to humans, Edward only seems to have any regard and basic respect for Bella, and Angela. And Bella appears to drop her new friends as soon as she starts dating Edward, only returning to them when Edward leaves. And for good reason, when she starts showing suicidal tendencies and a total lack of regard for not just her safety, but Jessica's too, Jessica totally freaks out. Any person would in those circumstances.

The Misogyny - Further on from Edward's misogyny and SMeyer's beliefs. Bella's 'I'm not like other girls' vibe and the stereotypes of the likes of Jessica, Rosalie, Lauren etc. Putting them in boxes. A box that states these girls are vapid, feminine, empty mean girls with no real contribution to conservation or friendship. When in truth, yes, Jessica may have been friends with Bella because she was new and shiny but at least she tried. She tried to be friends with Bella, the feelings obviously soured when Bella clearly didn't want to be friends with her, and dropped her like a hot potato when Edward reciprocated her feelings. Not to mention, when Jessica and Lauren's crushes seem to have all their attention on Bella. And it's not Bella's fault, but they don't see that. Because Jessica and Lauren are essentially still children. They are developing their brains, and they admittedly are unkind or rude sometimes, but at the end of the day, they are children. Children who make stupid mistakes, and notice how at no point, does anyone think to say anything. No one pulls them up? Why? Because they are in the box. And they are not allowed growth or development. They stay the mean girls because they aren't important.

The Misogyny Part 2 - Rosalie needs a whole other point. Because Rosalie Hale's story is crushing. It is crushing and heartbreaking, and Nikki Reed played the role with so much realness. Rosalie Hale is a New York socialite during the 1930s, who's family is not wrecked by the Great Depression. She is ignorant, she is unaware, and like most women of that time period and in that social standing, she does not have a lot of opportunities. Her opportunities are housewife and mother. She thinks this man loves her, she loves him, she wants nothing more than the perfect life with this man she loves and these perfect children she believes they will have. And it is ruined in one awful, traumatic evening. And the cherry on top of the cake, Carlisle finds Rosalie and changes her with the intent to make the perfect little mate for Edward. So, Rosalie, three days later, wakes up with an immortal life, a head full of traumatic memories of that night three days ago, and she is only there because Carlisle had the intent to give Edward a mate. And while Carlisle may have the best of intentions, Rosalie's story fills me with anger. And what makes it worse? Fast forward to Bella entering the picture, Rosalie has the love of her life, and she has endless beauty and she's jealous. And I truly believe her anger is so valid because it's not just about Bella being able to have children and Rosalie can't. No. It's Rosalie has to come to terms with the fact that this human girl gets to have more choice than Rosalie did. She gets to have the family vote. And Rosalie desperately wants Bella to have the option not to become a vampire. Because for Rosalie, becoming a vampire was both the best and worst thing she ever did. But all Bella sees, is Rosalie is angry, vain and jealous. Misogyny.

In conclusion, thank you for coming to my TedTalk. I will probably make a Part 2 when I think of more things I hate about Twilight and why they just don't make sense.

Thanksss :))) xx

[teacorgi]

Hi I really like Lily's style! She's super cool but I was wondering, is she still a vampire? The fangs are a great look! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠) What all does vampirism entail in your world/setting? There are so many different interpretations of the curse and I like learning about everyone's ideas on it!

HEWWO ! >W< ty for the ask abt lilly waah !!

i feel like this got too long for the dashboard so ill throw my answer under a readmore !

She is still a vampire ! Part of the time, anyway ! In her main universe/the main universe i write with her in she is a human but ! i do have an AU i poke around in sometimes w/stories where she's a vampire still bc its Very important to me that she gets to keep her vampirism somewhere u know x3

The Curse(tm) depends on the type/'rank' of vampire in most my universes that i write w/them.

Lillian, for example, was changed by a man who held a moderate amnt of control over her following the change. While under his influence/control she could only drink blood n was unable to go out during the day w/out it severely burning her.

Killing him herself n drinking some of his blood basically released her from him + buffed her vampy powers up a bit. She can eat normie human food sometimes w/out getting sick and sunny days just feel like when you go outside w/a not-quite-healed sunburn- warm, tingly, hurts a little bit but its bearable. some of this is due to alien tech given to her by her husband tho to help her deal w/negative side effects.

there are also...alien vampires in this universe which are responsible for introducing vampirism to earth many centuries ago. they don't typically come to earth themselves but lilly's daughter is friends w/a few of them =3

some of these alien vamps don't really suffer many negative effects at All and have more abilities ( can turn into various beasts, teleport, turn invisible, ect ) but others are weaker than ur average earth vampire. it just depends !

ooh also if u do not consume enough blood, even if you are able to eat human food n have been doing so, you can go into a frenzied starvation mode. when this happens, people lose control of themselves and seek out a food source indiscriminately.

lets see... what else... vamps can feed off other vamps but its not as effective/does not taste good... there are some alien species w/highly prized blood... holy water and the like mostly only effects lower tier vamps and only rly works bc of the strong emotional energy behind the process of making the vamp hunting items... silverware tastes extremely bitter and acidic to them... a weaker vamp could paralyze a stronger one if their venom was different enough...

i kno there is more but. sleepy....... sleepy... i am so VEWY sleepy so im sorry if this sounds rambly or doesnt make sense DX TY AGAIN a lot for the question ;w; i havent talked this much abt oc stuff publically in 500000 yrs no joke lol

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Group C Round 3

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The Spider Core

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Satyarani

The physical embodiment of her homeland (god?). Very dedicated to her duty of protecting the elixir of life. Very stubborn, insists on things being done the thorough and proper way, and does not yield to intimidation, however is willing to compromise as long as it does not explicitly violate her rules. Stares down demons unarmed. Willing to let herself be used as a distraction. Can turn into sand, uses sand to do magic. Likes flower petals. [additional propaganda 1]

[dzthenerd490]

File: Friday the 13th

SCP#: ABR

Code Name: Jason, the eternal guardian of Crystal Lake.

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Crystal Lake located in [data expunged], [data expunged] has been fenced off and labeled as a reserved area for members only. A Foundation Area Base populated with AFA-3's disgusted as humans and programmed with Level 3 A.I. has been placed on the camp area to watch out for civilians who trespass. The AFA-3's are given regular orders to watch over the situation of SCP-ABR and make sure that it never leaves the area. They are also in charge of handling any testing regarding SCP-ABR as any Foundation staff that enter the area can likely trigger SCP-ABR to go on a rampage. 

Description: SCP-ABR is an immortal killer that wears a hockey mask and has a machete as his favorite weapon. For whatever reason SCP-ABR cannot die, no matter what form of damage is inflicted on him. He is capable of regeneration but larger and more severe wounds take much longer to heal. Though it has been recorded that SCP-ABR heals faster within the lake he resides. It's sort of like a Lazaras pit for him and him alone as water samples transported to nearby Foundation sites and research bases show that it's no different to regular water with no anomalous healing properties. Why this only works for SCP-ABR or how it even works at all is unknown. Because the anomalous properties only affect SCP-ABR and no one else, the lake has not been classified as an anomaly. Still, further studying is required. 

SCP-ABR likes to guard the old camp site known as Crystal Lake and not only kill trespassers but especially those that break the rules and do impure things. Such things include, violence, premarital sex, underage drinking, doing drugs, or even playing video games. SCP-ABR tends to kill anyone who comes across his path but anyone who does any of the following will face his wrath to the extreme. SCP-ABR seems to hold values close to pure catholic values which is odd given his tendency to kill everything around him. Furthermore, there doesn't seem to be any known parameters to appease SCP-ABR or even survive his wrath. Much like SCP-173 and SCP-096 despite following a set of rules, logic surrounding the anomalies is confusing. 

SCP-ABR is a true immortal; incineration, freezing, electrocuting, bathing in acid, injected with necrosis venom, extreme radiation exposure, not even being exposed to Bose-Einstein Condensate or Torrid Evaporate can kill SCP-ABR. Even in success of destroying the body SCP-ABR will simply rematerialize at the bottom of the Crystal Lake. Furthermore SCP-ABR will somehow always know who tried to kill him last and hunt them down relentlessly. Due to this reason [data expunged] Foundation staff have been killed. For future safety of Foundation staff the Fire Suppression Department has forbidden all testing on killing SCP-ABR.

SCP-ABR was discovered in 1984 after the Crystal Lake murders had supposedly come to an end after the killer Jason Voorhees was finally dead. However, once the body was taken to morgue to be examined by the coroner he instead revives and kills everyone there only to return to Crystal Lake afterwards. Mobile Task Force Hades-2 "Dead Men Do Tell Tales" was deployed to intercept SCP-ABR and contain him. Originally SCP-ABR was contained at Site-AA and was regularly experimented on to see if he was as indestructible as SCP-682. Unfortunately, this led to the destruction of SCP-ABR's body and his revival within Crystal Lake.

MTF Hades-2 was deployed again to stop SCP-ABR as he rampaged through the small town of [data expunged] to get to Site-AA. Unfortunately, even after a month of fighting and SCP-ABR dying over and over again he kept coming back to killing more civilians and completely wiped-out Hades-2. In the end the Foundation had no choice but to surrender all the Foundation researchers who were involved with SCP-ABR's original destruction. Upon murdering them all SCP-ABR was finally satisfied and remained at the old camping grounds of Crystal Lake. 

From then on, in order to keep SCP-ABR contained, a Foundation Area Base was constructed in the likeness of a camping area. It was agreed that if Foundation testing were to continue, it would be focused solely on finding out SCP-ABR's combat abilities and possible utilization by the Foundation. Due to SCP-ABR's similarities to SCP-076-2 MTF High Commander Riker has proposed that it is possible for him to be weaponized in a similar manner. Testing regarding this proposal is ongoing.

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[dissonantia-goddess-of-chaos]

Yorata/Jorat, the Bat-Dragon kaiju (2022 redesign):

Edits to the picture:

It is meant to say "long sticky tongue". You know, like a frog. Kinda.

I know I misspelled "Kaiju". It was 3:00 am when I finished this, cut me some slack.

I forgot to mention that she can mimic other monster cries. Not perfectly, but still good enough to fool them.

She will volunteer to take care of Godzilla's son and nurture him.

Will immediately chase monsters off her territory, except Godzilla. She will give chase if she sees Mothra.

She naturally goes after large sharks and blue whales, but will accept fruit, meat, and rice offerings from her people. She also likes chilé.

Very soft fur and sheds every month on the seventh day.

Almost always a group of researchers are following her and recording her every move. She has zero privacy when courting Godzilla.

Once a month, she'll visit Skull Island to steal a creature to eat later, mostly the large octopi and skullcrawlers.

She lives in underground caves deep beneath the earth. She will often tolerate miners working in the smaller tunnel systems, often watching them with curious (calm) eyes.

Black and white fur.

She does a spin funnel in the air to dry herself off after hunting at sea.

Often visits Godzilla's underwater home.

Absolutely despises Rodan and Ghidorah.

She surprisingly is on good terms with the Queen MUTO, based on observations, but has eaten deceased MUTOs and their eggs in the past.

No one knows where she came from, but it is said in legends that she is an ancient goddess worshiped by the Aztecs and was believed to be part of a group of spiritual animal entities who fought each other for territory, shaping the Earth with their many battles. But there is evidence that she might be a creation of the Aztec bat god Camazotz; all of the cave tunnels she digs leads back to an extremely large chamber underneath central Mexico, with the walls filled with aztec hieroglyphics and images engraved into them describing how she came to existence: when the Spanish conquistadors came and destroyed the Aztec Empire, as one final attempt to save their culture and history, the people did sacrificial rituals and prayed to the Gods to save them. Camazotz and Quetzalcoatl, hearing their cries of desperation, created Yorata to guard the treasures and remains of the fallen empire.

At a closer inspection, the quills on her tail are similar to that of a porcupine, but are laced with sedatives. It is theorized that the quills are used as tranquilizer darts used against both prey and attacking predators.

It is unknown if Yorata sleeps like a bat (upsidedown) or laying down (stomach or side).

She is partially mammalian with no visible scales, so she would most likely give birth to live young, but there is a chance she could lay eggs.

She is resistant to paralysis toxins and venom of all kinds.

Her stomach acid is highly corrosive, three times more than human stomach acid. When she accidentally vomited on a car, it melted in ten seconds. It is theorized that the usefulness of her stomach acid is to dissolve the tough armor plating of other monsters to reach the soft tissue.

She often locates forgotten warheads for the military.

Explosives and mines don't damage her, as they are too weak to cause any harm to her skin. Her gills might be her weak spot.

Rarely eats humans, as we are too small to satisfy her hunger.

Dogs never bark at her.

Her quills are collected to make painkillers.

She is observed to bring food offerings and gifts to Godzilla, and doesn't seem interested in anything in returned. She can be also seen laying on his back when he surfaces, chin resting on top of Godzilla's head.

Her purring can be heard from a mile away, as well as her mating calls to Godzilla.

She can actually smile, and form other facial expressions.

Yorata is observed to tease, play with, and annoy Godzilla, constantly rubbing against him as if she was a cat.

She constantly "cleans" Godzilla with her tongue and teeth, but she could be feeding off of the radiation on his skin.

Mentioning radiation, Yorata also emits "good" radiation that helps environmental growth, as shown with the studies of plants growing in the cave systems she inhabits and digs.

Bats from the Hollow Earth react to recordings of her vocalizing, often tilting their heads in confusion or calming down after being provoked.

It is theorized that, since she is rising up on the food chain and defeated Mothra several times, she is technically the Queen of Monsters.

Her worshipers annually gather every year around the Gulf of Mexico to celebrate a festival dedicated to her. To prevent accidental tsunamis, high barriers are placed on the beaches curving towards the sea. Massive amounts of food is prepared and cooked for both the attendants and the Kaiju—she often brings Godzilla along to enjoy a quick meal. The fattest of cattle, swine, and herds are sacrificed to Yorata. Absolutely NO fireworks are allowed!

Her screams and shrieking sounds like an amplified Aztec Death Whistle. It is an effective psychological sonic weapon against other monsters.

In the main chamber, an Aztec artifact that has been discovered appears to be a giant version of the previously mentioned death whistle. It is theorize that the Aztecs used it to summon Yorata.

Theme song.

[hibiscera]

What powers do you HC Mr mind having?

OOOOH great question!!

Mind powers are a big one. Mind control and the ability to navigate other’s minds to dig things up are something Venusians are very adept at, as well as manipulation of that landscape. Mr. Mind has a giant monstrous version of himself he uses while navigating the mind spaces, which I’ve posted my design for before!

He also can spin silk, which is useful. And also he’s venomous, he has venomous spurs. He could easily kill that way, and he has. And he has resistance to extreme temperatures!! He often misses the volcanoes of Venus and relaxing in the lava pools LOL and the storms and acid rain.

Also obligatory he’s a genius roboticist and will build robots and machines to further his schemes because it’s fun for him.

That all being said, he still has the weakness of being 3 inches long.

[whiteoutwof]

Midnight Secret

I made Wings of Fire fanfics, Enjoy! This Is the second one cuz I couldn't find the first one. It's unfinished, sorry for these inconvenences. Part 1

    

           ~TropicWings~

Description: Have color-changing scales and gills. Have spikes that have minor effects of frost breath on the tail. Can breathe fire. Can shoot venom although causes extreme fatigue to the point of passing out. Emanate warmth.  Can see in the dark.

Former Queen: Queen Mirage

Queen now: Queen Utopia        

       ~ StormWings~

Storm and iron gray, black, and light yellow scales that flash in the light. Can control the weather and have a spike on the tail with lightning effects. Some can also breathe lightning but sometimes choose not to.

Queen: Queen Hurricane

~VolcanoWings~

All Volcanowings can shoot lava from the tail and breathe fire. Black scales and some molten-looking ones that form lava flow-like patterns. Have burning scales and can control how hot they are, from not hot at all, to boiling. Fireproof. Water feels like fire.

Queen: Queen Inferno

  ~PoisonWings~ 

Description: Live in plains in hollows below the surface. Acid green scales come in different shades, with a spattering of black scales on their wings/tail/snout and beside their eyes. Eye color ranges from black to dark purple to pale, white-blue. They can shoot out poison gas that, if close to a fire, will be even more harmful. But if countered with water, it will quickly die out.

Queen: Queen Acid

      ~CoralWings~

VERY FLAMMABLE

Can shoot water out of the mouth. Bluish scales but white, teal, green, and pale pink scales are included. Blue, green, or blue-green eyes. Prehensile tails that control and move currents. Scales that can locate even the slightest currents that take the dragon to where it needs to go. Can be healed by water. 

   ~ShadowWings~

Powerful during any darkness, but mostly during a solar eclipse or a full moon. Wiped out during the first war, one year after Palm became queen. Black, dark blue, green purple, teal, pink, and silver scales, black eyes. Forked midnight blue or black tongues. Nothing else is known. No known abilities 

Last known Queen after War of Darkness: Queen Darkstar

      ~ForestWings~

Description: All shades of green scales with some brown, tan, gold, and amber ones. Skilled gardeners and unusual control over plants. Skilled fighters. Just like trees, sunlight, and water makes them stronger. Four wings like maple seeds.

Queen: Queen Jungle 

Phyanṭasi prophecy

 The darkness is rising; the darkness is gathering power

                               The ones with the power to bring the light to live on a continent  far out of sight, blessed by the moons high above another will come with powers unloved.

                               Fantasia will fall under the darkness’s might unless the ones with to bring the light can be found and Fantasia will fall under the darkness’ might unless you can recover the magic’s light and through the mist, the icy cloud the next continent lies, strong and proud. To those who sacrifice themselves to the power, to those who believe it is the only way, to those who face certain death the other land is the way,    

                   ~Prologue~

Starlight was running through the woods. She was soaked in the rain, but she had to keep going. All she had to do was 1. Run for her life 2. Find the underbrush and stay alive for a few more minutes to 3. Explain to her 2-week-old dragonets and name them. The only reason she hadn’t named them was that they were always on the run. It was a simple 3-step process, but it was nerve-racking doing something that may cost her life, but she was ready. She was one of the last remaining fully grown ShadowWings. Wait. There it was! The underbrush! She shot up into the leaves and created a sonic blast of darkness and flew in, and two dragonets were playing in it. One was silver, and one like her, but black. She named the older black female Midnight and the silver male Eclipso. They were playing happily with the toy she made them. “Get this!” Eclipso cried. Midnight squealed. Then, she scampered after the toy. Eclipso bounced up and down. Starlight was happy to see them happy when the world was so... broken. With a shiver, she noticed that this might be the last time she would ever see her dragonets. Or, if her plan went bad, it was the last time they would see her. She quickly explained and then hid them in a nook she had created early and made it look like she was desperately trying to wiggle in herself while concealing her dragonets. The dragonets started crying. She sprinted away. Then she saw that one dragonet tumbled out! It was Midnight! She saw Starlight and tried to run over to her. The dragons saw Midnight. They chased after her. She stumbled, and they picked her up. She let out a wail. “I want my mommy!” They squeezed her so tight that Midnight could barely breathe. Midnight’s breath started coming in gasps. Starlight stifled a gasp of horror. Starlight saw Eclipso peering out of the underbrush. He was whimpering softly. No dragon deserves to see their sister die like that. Starlight thought. They slammed Midnight on the ground, where she slammed into a rock. They then lifted her, then slammed their feet onto one of her legs. There was a sharp crack! Then, they bit her on the throat. Hard.

She woke up being dragged somewhere. He thinks I’m dead. She thought. She hit a log. She stopped. The TropicWing pulled her leg. He pulled harder. There was a sharp crack! Starlight groaned. The TropicWing’s head whipped around. He saw her. He charged, but when he dove, she bit down on his arm. She managed to push him to a nearby tree. Then, the TropicWing shot venom. It hit her chest and she let out a scream of pain. She collapsed. He kicked her and threw her onto a rock. She lay there. Then, a bolt of lightning smashed down on the TropicWing. When he died, she almost blacked out. She stood up and her broken leg gave way. Her body seemed to be on fire. After a few tries, she stood up. She picked up the food that she hunted before the TropicWing attacked her. Then, she hobbled back to the underground cave. She went into the cave with Eclipso. He was sitting over Midnight, his tears dripping down onto her chest. Starlight collapsed on the ground, her strength ebbing away. She was about to pass out. Eclipso looked into her eyes, not seeming to notice that she was covered with blood. And he said with a sob. “Why did she have to die?” 

The days passed by, and they turned into weeks, and then months. She was hunting one day when she heard a rustle. She gasped and remembered the day when the TropicWing attacked her. After that, she couldn’t move for a week. She was in the cave and couldn't hunt. One of her arms was healing but still broken. 

Then, a head popped out. Another ShadowWing dragonet! She was about Eclipso’s age, eight months old. She looked around wildly, scared. She saw Starlight and said in a trembling voice, “Who are you?” “My name is Starlight. Do you want to come with us?” “Where?” She asked. “My home,” Starlight answered. Where are your parents?” “They died a few months ago.” “Can I come with you?” She asked. “Okay,” Starlight said. They went home together. When he saw her, Eclipso said in a nervous voice. “Hi.” Eclipso answered “Hi” and they immediately became friends. That reminds me of Midnight. Starlight thought sadly. Eclipso must have noticed that too because he hesitated. They started play-fighting, which Eclipso never did with Midnight because they were too young. They rolled around the makeshift home for hours and hours, playing happily. Then, the ShadowWing dragonet bumped into Midnight’s body. “Who’s that?” She asked. Eclipso said, “My sister.” “Oh.” She said, “I’m sorry that your sister died. Do you want to know how mine died? “No thanks,” Eclipso said. “Wait. I forgot to name you.” Let's call you... Darkness.” Starlight said. Darkness nodded excitedly. “I like it.” She said,

[lyfebanana]

10 Home Remedies for Insect Bites

Insect bites are an unavoidable part of our lives, especially during the summer months. Sometimes, these bites are more than just annoying, they can cause pain, itching, and even swelling. Fortunately, there are some home remedies that you can use to alleviate the symptoms of insect bites.

Here are 10 home remedies for insect bites that you can try.

1. Crushed Ice When an insect bites you, many times it will leave behind venom or its saliva, causing a reaction such as itching or swelling. By applying crushed ice to the affected area, you can help reduce the inflammation and numb the pain. Simply wrap some ice cubes or a freezing pack in a towel or cloth and apply it to the affected area for 10-20 minutes at a time. Make sure to take breaks in between applications to prevent skin damage from overexposure to extreme cold. Additionally, washing the bite with soap and water before applying ice can also help lessen potential bacterial infection.

2. Aloe Vera Aloe vera is known for its ability to reduce inflammation and soothe irritated skin. Simply cut off a piece of fresh aloe vera and apply the gel directly onto the affected area. Repeat this process as needed, and you should start to notice a decrease in itchiness and redness within a few hours. You can also use store-bought aloe vera gel if you don't have access to the plant itself. Another option is to freeze small cubes of aloe vera gel and then apply them onto bites as needed. The cooling sensation will provide additional relief from itchiness or discomfort.

3. Baking Soda The alkaline nature of baking soda helps to neutralize the acidic venom found in insect bites, reducing inflammation and easing discomfort. To use this home remedy, mix a teaspoon of baking soda with a few drops of water to create a paste. Apply the paste directly to the affected area and leave it on for 10-15 minutes before rinsing it off with cool water.

4. Garlic Garlic works as a natural anti-inflammatory agent that helps to combat the swelling and redness associated with insect bites. Simply crush a garlic clove and apply it to the affected area, leave it on for twenty minutes before rinsing off with cool water. Alternatively, you can make a paste by mixing a few crushed garlic cloves with coconut oil for added soothing benefits. However, be sure to test a small area first to ensure you don't have any adverse reactions or skin sensitivities to garlic.

5. Oatmeal Oatmeal is a natural anti-inflammatory that can provide fast relief from insect bites. To use oatmeal as a home remedy for insect bites, start by making a paste with equal amounts of oatmeal and water. Apply the mixture to the affected area, leave it on for around 10-15 minutes, then rinse off with cool water. You can also use an oatmeal bath to treat multiple bites or larger areas of skin. Just mix a cup of uncooked oats into your bathwater and soak for 20-30 minutes.

6. Honey This sweet and sticky substance has been used for centuries as a natural remedy for various ailments, including insect bites. Its antibacterial and anti-inflammatory properties can help reduce swelling and prevent infection, while its natural sugars can provide a soothing effect. Simply apply a small amount of honey to the affected area and leave it on for 10-15 minutes before rinsing it off with cool water.

7. Toothpaste Toothpaste is a common household item that can be used as a simple home remedy for insect bites. Simply apply a small amount of toothpaste to the affected area, and leave it on for a few minutes before rinsing off. The alkaline properties of toothpaste can help to neutralize the acidic venom injected by insects, reducing the pain and inflammation caused by the bite. Additionally, toothpaste contains menthol, which can provide a cooling sensation and further alleviate discomfort. While toothpaste is not a substitute for professional medical treatment in cases of severe allergic reactions, it can be a quick and convenient way to relieve the symptoms of minor insect bites.

8. Aspirin Paste Aspirin contains salicylic acid which has anti-inflammatory properties and can help relieve itching and redness caused by insect bites. Simply crush up some aspirin tablets and add a bit of water to make a thick paste. Then, apply the paste directly onto the insect bite and let it sit for about 10-15 minutes before rinsing it off with cool water. It's important to note that if you have sensitive skin or are allergic to aspirin, then this remedy may not be suitable for you.

9. Onion The natural compounds in onions have anti-inflammatory properties and can reduce swelling and pain. Simply slicing a fresh onion and placing it on the affected area can help ease the pain, reduce inflammation, and prevent infection. Onion juice can also be applied directly to the bite for similar benefits. Another option is to create an onion paste by blending onion slices with water and applying it to the bite before covering it with a bandage. This can be left on for a couple of hours or overnight for maximum results.

10. Salt Salt has antiseptic properties that can help prevent infection and reduce swelling. Simply mix a tablespoon of salt in a cup of warm water and use a cotton ball or clean cloth to apply the mixture to the affected area. Leave it on for about 10-15 minutes before washing it off. This should help reduce swelling, redness, and itching. Additionally, you can also make a paste with salt and water to apply directly to the bite.

[wigglesforsquiggles]

Okay so Wings of Fire is a really cool and fun (but somewhat iffy) book series about dragons! Some have special abilities like certain Nightwings can see the future, read minds, or both; Skywings are sometimes born with too much/too little fire if they're twins; Rainwins have magic death spit (acidic venom from their fangs); so on so on. Each has their own abilities and extremely distinct look, it's best to look at the wiki or something to get the idea ;o;

But like anyways thoughts: I started this AU because Darkstalker (a major antagonist from series two) reminded me heavily of Doc. So Doc is a Nightwing because hehehhe >:3

yoo!! that sounds like such cool world building!! my only reference point for dragons media is httyd but it sounds so cool!!

doc being a nightwing and being able to read minds and predict the future is terrifying - imagine what he could do with that informstion fjdks

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Table of Liquids

You find a bottle and it contains:

Pleasant fresh drinking water

Gross nasty stinking water

Seawater with a small creature swimming in it

Anti-water

Bubbling green acid

Real acid, which is frequently a still colorless liquid

Delicious fruit juice

Unpleasantly sweet fruit juice

Unpleasantly sour/tart fruit juice

Spoiled/moldy fruit juice that hasn’t quite fermented into drinkable alcohol just yet

Unpalatably savory vegetable juice that probably has vitamins and antioxidants and whatever but still. Ew

Coffee (roll d6: 1 decent black, 2 poorly filtered so it’s full of grit, 3 so full of cream and sugar it’s basically cake, 4 extremely fancy drip coffee with hints of aromatic spice, 5 Popular Coffee Chain Seasonal Flavor, 6 tepid office break room coffee)

Tea (roll d10: black, white, green, yellow, oolong, sassafras, hibiscus, mint, patchouli, cannabis)

Boba (see Table of Flavors/Scents)

Spruce beer

Fairy Drink

Zooper Dooper Bubblegum Milk

Peg Nog

Punker Punch

Crystal Pepsi

Dr. Nut

Chicken Partner

Masochist Cider

Salty potato-flavored Soda

Pancake and syrup-flavored soda

Bird-nest-flavored soda

Iron-girder-flavored soda

One of those weird Jones Soda savory flavors. Go around the group and everyone say what they had for dinner last night, then the DM decides which would make the worst soda flavor

Crass Soda 

Energy Potion (roll d12: Original, CodeRed, Livewire, Voltage, WhiteOut, PitchBlack, Baja Blast, Spark, GameFuel, Supernova, VooDew, Flamin’ Hot)

Capri Suns of dubious flavors 

Coca Cola of dubious flavors

Asparagus-water

Clamato

The Sludge

Frobscottle

Meat drippings

Milk (DM’s choice of source)

Clotted cream

Grungnort

Lamp oil

Cooking oil

Baby oil

Snake oil

Ink (roll d6: black, blue, red, pink, luminous green, invisible)

Booze that makes you raucous and boisterous

Booze that makes you sentimental and melancholy

Booze that makes you lose all sense of balance

Booze that is basically a Potion of Irresistible Dance

Booze that makes you hallucinate fairies and sing Baz Luhrman jukebox musical showtunes

Angostura Bitters

Wine of Mystery

Non-Alcoholic Vacation Juice

Soup broth (you choose the flavor idk there’s thousands of soups in the world and I don’t think any of them will affect the gameplay more than another)

Pickle brine

Reeking Smatch

Onion juice

Garlic Cola

Potion of Skill or Proficiency or Ability or Whatever; a creature that consumes it gains a skill of the DM’s choice or roll d100 on the Table

Very Cool Pirate Juice

Cowboy Juice

Disinfectant

Mouthwash

Old man cologne

Potion of Damage Resistance (roll d12: Acid, Bludgeon, Force, Fire, Cold, Psychic, Radiant, Thunder, Lightning, Poison, Necrotic, Slash/Pierce)

Potion of Damage (use as a splash weapon or trick someone into drinking it; same table as above)

Bone-hurting juice

Metal polish

2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner

Potion of ___ Friendship (roll d20: 1-7 Animal, 8 Monstrosity, 9 Undead, 10 Ooze, 11 Aberration, 12 Celestial, 13 Construct, 14 Dragon, 15 Elemental, 16 Fey, 17 Fiend, 18 Giant, 19 Humanoid, 20 Plant)

Potion of ___ Repellent (causes the indicated type to act as Turned. Roll d20: Arthropod, Birds, Magical Beasts, Horses, Ooze, Shark, Beholder, Elemental, Undead, Good, Evil, Lawful, Chaotic, Fey, Draconic, Human, Goblinoid, Psychic, Aberration, God)

Potion of ___ Attractant/Pheremone (same table as above)

Potion of Giant ___ (roll d4: Strength, Weight, Height, Head)

Potion of Gaseous Form

Potion of Animal Form (Table of Animals)

Potion of Healing

Potion of Monster Alarm

Potion of Data Compression

Potion of Shit the Bed

Potion of Boob Have

Potion of InfantSee

Potion of Regalia

Heroic Brew

Potion of Animate Object

Potion of Stat Swap

Rose-hibiscus tropical probiotic THC-infused Elixir of Love

Beard tonic 

Anti-beard tonic

Sleeping Potion

Poison/venom (roll d10: Cobra, Scorpion, Centipede, Black Widow, Pfeffer’s Flamboyant Cuttlefish, Platypus, Cane Toad, Doll’s-Eye Plant, Hemlock, Death Cap Mushroom)

Love Potion

Hate Potion (as Love Potion but instead with hate)

Indifference Potion (as Love Potion but instead they are indifferent to the subject)

Potion of Resting Face, compels a creature that consumes it to display a particular emotion (roll d10: blank, happiness, sadness, fear, anger, disgust, :3, Dreamworks face, Gary Busey, DM’s choice of RageComic/emoji)

Potion of Sin, filling a creature that consumes it with a compulsion to act on the urge (roll d8: Envy, Wrath, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Pride, Greed, Blasphemy)

Phlogiston

Alkahest (universal solvent)

Ice-Nine

Lethe-Water (Potion of Forgetfulness)

Humour (first roll d4: Blood, Phlegm, Black Bile, Yellow Bile, then roll d10: Human, Dwarf, Elf, Dragon, Weird Bug, Unicorn, Displacer-Beast, Rust Monster, Demon, God)

[waitimcomingtoo]

In Case You Don’t Live Forever

~chapter seven rewritten~

Pairing: Peter Parker x Venom!Reader

Synopsis: you are Peters greatest love and Spider-Man’s greatest enemy

Series Masterlist

Peter walked to campus that day with an extra bounce in his step. He couldn’t keep himself from leaping over the school gate, not caring who could’ve seen. He was in love. He walked past Flash with confidence, easily brushing off his backhanded comments. He walked up to Ned and felt oddly compelled to click his heels. Ned noticed the ecstatic expression on his best friends face and smirked.

“What’s got you so happy? Did a certain wall crawling superhero finally beat Venom in a fight?” He asked. Peter shook his head.

“Not yet. Something even better happened.” Peter said proudly.

“And what might that be?” Ned wondered. Peter could barely keep himself from screaming.

“Y/n kissed me.” He exclaimed. He got a few strange looks from passing students on their way to class, but Peter didn’t care. Nothing could ruin his mood.

“What? When? ” Ned gasped.

“This morning. She slept over last night after she had a nightmare. And guess what else?” Peter asked. Ned bounced up and down.

“What? Tell me!” Ned demanded. Peter looked around for who could be listening and smirked.

“She slept in my bed.” He smirked.

“Oh.” Ned said looked disappointed in the anticlimactic finish.

“With me in it.” Peter added and Ned looked amazed. His jaw hung open and he began to bounce up and down again.

“Dude that’s like the greatest thing ever.” Ned cheered. “She’s so hot! We have to tell everyone.”

“We’re not telling anyone just yet.” He shook his head. “She’s only been my girlfriend for a few hours. She’s really special to me, Ned. I don’t want to treat her like shes some prize I won by telling everyone. Girls are worth more than that.”

“Amen to that. What are you losers talking about anyway?” MJ said as she approached them. She was eating trail mix and looked extremely bored already.

“Peter has a girlfriend.” Ned blurted. Peter shot him an angry look while MJ looked impressed.

“Oh really? Who is she, your right hand?” MJ smirked. Ned looked confused while Peters face went red.

“It’s not my right hand. She lives in my building and she’s an angel. That’s all you need to know.” Peter grumbled, still annoyed that Ned spilled his secret. It wasn’t that he was ashamed of you, the exact opposite actually. He would shout it from the rooftops that you were together if he could. He just didn’t want everyone to know. You had only kissed that morning and Peter still wanted to keep the magical details to himself.

“Does this angel have a name?” MJ questioned, actually interested in something for once.

“No.” Peter said at the same time Ned said “Y/n L/n.”

“Y/n L/n from The L/n Report?” MJ was suddenly invested. It was the first time Peter or Ned heard emotion in her voice.

“You know her?” Peter asked.

“Duh.” MJ scoffed. “She’s the only investigative reporter I’ve seen who actually cares about the people she reports on. I read her articles all the time. We have a lot of the same opinions. I used to think she was the coolest girl ever.”

“Used to think?” Ned asked.

“Well clearly something’s wrong with her if she’s dating Peter.” MJ said flatly. Ned laughed and Peter looked at her angrily.

“There’s nothing wrong with her. She’s amazing.” Peter defended.

“I know she is.” MJ shrugged. “I’ve idealized that girl for year. Did you guy see what she did to Carlton Drake?” Peter nodded and smiled proudly at the thought of his girl kicking names and taking ass.

“She’s like my hero. She’s done so much for the homeless back in San Francisco. I was so excited when she said she was moving to New York to work for The Daily Bugle.” MJ gushed. Peter and Ned looked at each other, visibly confused.

“Have you always done that?” Ned asked her.

“Done what?” MJ asked.

“Felt things?” Ned said and MJ rolled her eyes.

“I feel very passionate about a lot of things. Those things just don’t happen to include you two or anyone else in this school. However, I am very passionate about your girlfriend.” MJ stated. She suddenly looked a little uncomfortable and unsure of herself, two things MJ never did. She awkwardly turned to Peter.

“Do you think I could meet her? I’d really love to talk to her about her article on fracking.” MJ asked slowly. She wasn’t used to asking people for things. Peters eyes softened at this new side of MJ.

“She’s picking me up after class today on her motorcycle. You can meet her then.” Peter offered. Then MJ did something very out of character.

She smiled.

“K thanks.” She blurted and then swiftly left. Ned and Peter laughed as she walked away.

“That was new.” Ned commented.

“Yes It was.” Peter agreed.

“She’s so odd.” Ned added.

“Yes, she is.”

“Did you do the hanky panky with Y/n?” Ned asked. Peter snapped his head towards Ned.

“What?” Peter flushed red. “No. And never say ‘hanky panky’ again.”

“It was worth asking. See you in orgo.” Ned said before walking towards his class. Peter shook his head in amusement before heading to his first class of the day.

At 3:30, you pulled up to Peters college on your motorcycle. You took off your helmet, shook your hair out, and scanned the crowd for Peter. You soon saw him, Ned following shortly behind him, and a girl you had never seen before. She wasn’t wearing makeup, which you gave her props for, and had her curly hair tied back in a pony tail. She was undeniably pretty and had a very cool vibe to her.

“Hi beautiful.” Peter said when he reached you. He wrapped his arms around your waist and hugged you tightly. “It’s torture not being with you all day.”

“I know. But the school year is almost over right? Then we can spend every second together.” You promised. Peter smiled happily. He leaned in slightly, as if asking for your permission, and you did the same. You pressed a soft kiss to his lips. He smiled into the kiss and held you closer. This time, there were no interruptions.

“Y/n, I’d like you to meet MJ. MJ, this is Y/n.” Peter said, gesturing to the girl. MJ smiled shyly at you and held out her hand.

“It’s really cool to meet you, Y/n. Your article on greenhouse gases is hanging on my wall. I’m uh, I’m a big fan.” She said timidly.

“You’re a fan? That’s amazing.” You smiled brightly at her. “I’ve never met a fan before. It’s really cool to meet you too, MJ. And if you’re interested in the environment, I have a bunch of scientists numbers I can give you. I had to interview a bunch back in San Francisco to write that article. They gave me some great tips on how to reduce my carbon footprint.” MJ’s eyes widened just a little. She looked baffled and gave you a thankful smile. You noticed one of her front teeth was slightly askew and decided you liked her already.

“Really? That’d be so cool. Thanks.” She said. You squeezed her arm and nodded.

“I think you and I are going to get along just fine. Can I get your number? I’d love to hear more about what you’re interested in.” You handed MJ your phone and she took it. She typed her number it and handed it back.

“This has been really amazing. Thanks for being so cool. I have to run though. I’m running a protest outside of Oscorp.” She explained. “One of their employees got seriously electrocuted and they’re to cover it up.”

“Really?” You gasped. “Is it okay if I tag along? I’m kinda busy with my Cletus Kasady story but I would love to cover your protest too.”

“You’d do that for me?” She asked as if she wasn’t used to people doing things for her.

“Gladly. Can I join? I can give you a ride there.” You offered. She smiled at you and toyed with the strings on her backpack.

“That’d be great. See you losers later.” MJ gave Peter and Ned a peace sign and climbed onto your bike. You gave Peter a quick peck on the lips and got on the bike as well. Peter watched as MJ wrapped her arms around your waist and smirked at him. You two sped off towards Oscorp, leaving Peter and Ned in your wake.

“Dude.” Ned laughed. “MJ just stole your girlfriend.”

“Shut up. No she didn’t.” Peter said. Did she though? You seemed to hit it off with her pretty quickly. Peter didn’t know MJ too well but he knew she was guarded and didn’t let people in easily. In fact, she didn’t let anyone in. And yet, you and her had become best friends in a matter of minutes.

Heading back from Oscorp a few hours later, you saw a familiar hat bobbing up and down in the street. You were about to call out Neds name when two guys came from around the corner. They looked mean and you could hear Ned’s heartbeat rising. You quickly ran over to him.

“Hey.” You panted. Ned looked relived to see you.

“Oh hey Y/n. How’d your date with MJ go?” He teased. You shoved him slightly.

“It wasn’t a date. She’s really cool though. I think we’re going to be good friends.” You said as you passed the two guys. You soon heard a whistle.

“Damn baby. Where you going with him? Don’t you wanna stay here and have some fun?” one of the guys called. You looked at Ned and picked up your pace.

“I know you heard me beautiful. Stop running before I give you a reason to run.” The man said again, louder this time.

“Keep walking.” You whispered to Ned.

“I said stop running.” The man shouted, this time, his threat was accompanied by the sound of a gun cocking. You and Ned froze in your steps. The two men slowly approached you, all while pointing the gun level with your head.

“That’s better.” One man said when he reached you. “Now, how about this. You come with me, or I shoot your friend. Does that sound fair?”

“I better call Peter. He’ll know what to do.” Ned panicked.

“No need.” You growled as your transformed into Venom. You marched up to the guy and grabbed him by the shoulders in a death grip. You spit at a nearby newspaper in the ground. The newspaper quickly disintegrated and left nothing but smoke behind. You smiled devilishly at the man, grateful for a chance to show off your acidic saliva.

“What was that?” The man cowered in your grasp. Meanwhile, his friend ran away terrified.

“Acid spit. Still want me to come with you?” Venom purred. The man whimpered and shook his head furiously.

“Didn’t think so. Now, if you don’t tell us the names of ten historical feminists who would be very disappointed in your sorry ass by the time I count to ten, we’re going to eat you. Does that sound fair?” Venom growled as the man shut his eyes in fear.

“One.” You began to count.

“Uh…” He whimpered.

“Two.”

“Um.” He raked his minuscule brain for answered but came up empty handed.

“Ten.” You said and bit his head off. You quickly ate the rest of his body before turning back into yourself. You wiped your hands and patted your stomach before turning around and making eye contact with Ned, completely forgetting he was there.”

“You’re Venom?!” He gasped as he pointed at you in horror. You ran up to him and covered his mouth.

“What? No.” You lied. “How do you know about Venom anyway?”

“It’s you. I can’t believe it’s you.” Ned exclaimed when you took your hand off his mouth. You were getting more and more confused.

“You’re Venom. You, Y/n, are Venom.” He repeated as if it all made sense now.

“Play dumb.” Venom whispered.

“What? I’m not Venom. What makes you say that?” You stammered.

“Not that dumb!” She yelled. Ned looked at you and laughed, still in shock.

“You and Peter are perfect for each other, you know that? You’re both dumb as shit.” He laughed. You had to laugh a little as well.

“You’re Venom and Peter is…do you know about Peter?” Ned suddenly asked.

“What about Peter?” You didn’t understand what he meant. Neds eyes went wide, and then filled with sadness.

“Nothing. Don’t worry about it.” He shook his head. “Are you gonna tell him about this? Because I’m going to be very honest with you, I’m terrible at keeping secrets. I don’t know if I can keep this from him.”

“I’m gonna tell him eventually. So please, don’t say anything.” You pleaded. “He has to hear it from me. I’m sorry that I’m making you lie to your best friend but this is a very unique situation.”

“It’s a lot more unique than you think.” He muttered. “I won’t tell him.”

“Thank you.” You hugged him tightly, thankful that he was safe and keeping your secret. You walked Ned home and began to make your way back to the apartment building. You wanted nothing more than to cuddle with Peter and forget the day. After all, you missed him all day at school. It was bearable when you guys were just friends, but now that he was your boyfriend you never wanted to be apart.

When you were just a few blocks from your apartment, you felt a strong arm wrap around your neck and hold you in place. Suddenly, there was a knife to your throat.

“I saw what you did to my buddy, you little freak. Now, how about you get down on those pretty little knees before I kill you?” The man threatened. You turned your neck as much as you could and recognized your attacker as the mans friend who ran away from earlier. You sighed deeply. You were full and trying to keep your body count to a minimum, but he was just asking for it. You shut your eyes and were about to turn into Venom when you heard a voice from behind you.

“Now that’s no way to treat a lady.” The voice rang. You recognized it as Peters voice. The guy was quickly pulled away from you as if by some kind of rope. You heard some sort of webbing going on behind you and small cries of struggling from the man.

“Are you alright Miss?” Peter asked.

“I’m fine, Peter.” You said, finally turning around. Instead of seeing your boyfriend, you saw the friendly neighborhood pain in the ass. He had webbed your attacker to the wall and was now looking right at you. You had seen him so many times before, and he’d seen you, but never like this. You felt almost naked, standing before Spider-Man as Y/n instead of Venom.

“Oh.” You said, startled. “I’m sorry. I thought you were someone else.”

“Yea. This is a pretty popular outfit.” Spider-Man joked, gesturing to his skin tight suit. You bit your tongue. He was funny, but you couldn’t let him know that. You were enemies after all. He just didn’t realize it was you.

“Thanks for saving me.” You blurted. “But I had the situation handled.”

“You’re right. You especially looked like you had it handled when he was about to stab and murder you.” Spider-Man said sarcastically. You found him oddly charming, despite your history.

“What are you gonna do with him?” You asked, pointing to the man webbed to the wall.

“I heard what he said to you. I’m going to register him as a sex offender and ruin his life. Unless, you had other plans. You know, since you had the situation handled.” Spiderman remarked. You playfully rolled your eyes. You did have other plans. Plans that involved eating him and digesting him while you cuddled with Peter. But Spider-Mans plan was okay too.

“Alright. I’ll see you around Spider-Man.” You said, giving the superhero one last look. There was something familiar about him. Spider-Man nodded.

“See you around. And please, be careful. Don’t walk alone. I don’t want to see you get hurt.” He said and turned back to the man.

You went home, showered, and got into some comfy clothes. You missed your boyfriend dearly and went to his apartment to see him.

After being let in by May, you went into Peters room and flopped on his bed. He was sat at his desk doing homework.

“Did you mean what you said about me sleeping over whenever I wanted?” You asked, voice muffled by his pillow.

“Of course I did.” He swiveled around to look at you and noticed your body language. “What’s wrong, love?”

“I’ve had a long day and I want to cuddle my boyfriend.” You pouted. Peter smiled at you calling him your boyfriend. He closed his textbook and climbed into bed with you. You rested your head on his chest, right over his heart. The sound of his heartbeat calmed you down and you felt sleepy.

“Did you make any progress on your story?” He asked. You shook your head as he began to run his fingers through your hair. You hummed in content and pressed a small kiss to his neck. He blushed at the affection and held you closer.

“No.” You groaned. “I’ve had the worst writers block all day. I was actually thinking of writing an article on Spider-Man until my writers block went away.”

After your encounter with the masked hero, you wanted to know more about him. You were originally against your boss’s idea to write about him, but now you liked it. Sure, there were plenty of articles on Spider-Man out there, but you knew him intimately.

“Spider-Man?” You felt Peters heart stop momentarily. “Why?”

“I think I have a pretty good shot at figuring out who he is.” You shrugged. “Like, think about it, he only operates from the hours of 4 to midnight ish right? Except, on weekends, when he’s seen all throughout the day. What’s he doing all day on weekdays? He can’t be at work because jobs don’t end that early. I think he’s in school. Either high school or college. Probably college though, right? I can’t imagine a high schooler doing what he does. Unless he’s been doing this since high school. That’s also possible.”

“Oh wow.” Peter said, dumbfounded. He was usually blown away by your intelligence, but now it was working against him. There were a million college students in New York, though. Surely you wouldn’t figure it out.

“And think about this, he’s only ever in New York, so he must live here right?” You continued. “But what about that one time he saved those kids in the Washington Monument? What was New York’s superhero doing in Washington? I looked into it and the kids he saved were on a field trip. What if Spider-Man was on the field trip too? If I look up all the schools that were there, I could create a list of suspects and go from there. Then, I could-“ you were cut off with a kiss.

“Let’s not talk about Spider-Man.” Peter said quickly, followed by a smile. “I want to hear about you day. How was Oscorp?”

“We had a really good time.” You smiled. “I interviewed her after I helped her with the protest and then we grabbed lunch. Oh, and I saw Ned on my way home.”

“You saw Ned?” Peter asked. Ned hadn’t mentioned seeing you.

“Yea.” You blew out a breath. “These two guys attacked us. One ran away and I took care of the other. But then the one that ran away came back and you’ll never guess who saved me.”

“Who?” Peter smiled. He knew who.

“Spider-Man. I don’t know. I was wrong about him. I used to think he was just some guy in spandex with a God complex but now I think he just genuinely wants to help people. And…” you trailed off.

“And?” Peter raised an eyebrow.

“He’s got a nice ass.” You admitted. Peter laughed loudly. You smiled into his chest. You loved that damn laugh.

“I’m serious.” You insisted. “I saw it as he walked away and it knocked me out. Spider-Man is dummy thick.”

“Please never say the words “Spider-Man is dummy thick” in my house again.” Peter pleaded. He secretly loved it though.

“I was actually thinking of making that the title of my article.” You joked. Peter laughed again. He chucked a pillow at you and you giggled.

“Let’s go to bed.” You yawned. “In a romantic, but still non sexual way this time.”

“Good night, my Nancy Drew.” Peter said with a kiss to your forehead.

“Goodnight, my whoever Nancy Drew was boning.” You yawed again.

“Ned Nickerson.” Peter laughed.

“Then goodnight Ned Nickelodeon.” You said, half asleep.

“Close enough.” Peter smiled.

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[More] Obey Me Headcanons

[ I didn’t edit this at all, really, but I have around 30 headcanons so far that I’m using for my fic and would like several backups- so, I’m posting it here.) 

The ‘Devildom’ is a planet that is larger than ours. ‘Hell’ refers to a part of each territory the Avatar’s govern that is reserved for retaining and torturing human souls. These areas are actually quite small compared to the rest of the land. Each environment is unique, with its own native flora, fauna, land formations, climates, and dangers.

The Devildom resides on a tall, mountain-ringed plateau that towers over the lands around it. It is not the tallest point in the demon world.

Demons have elemental affinities that also define certain weaknesses. A demon that’s used to the heat and gasses of flowing magma would have difficulties in the colder parts of the world, or fighting against a demon or creature who uses a lot of freezing attacks.

There are many places in their realm that even Demons refrain from going, or simply cannot. One such area is a vast frozen land in the far northeast that drops to temperatures low enough that even demons that are developed for icy area’s cannot survive without magical assistance. However, this also makes the area a great place for criminals and the exiled to live should they be able to fight the cold. Demons and such that failed to pass the test of the cold are frequently found encased in the tall, pointed ice spires that jut from the ground- trapped in an unending preservation until the end of days.

There’s a massive crater in one part of the world, in the land Mammon governs, that’s referred to as the ‘Fear Pit’. It’s the aftermath of a massive battle between two demons, and the entire area is cursed with illusions that prey on your fears. It gets worse the closer you are to the bottom. Demons occasionally travel to test their own resolve, though few ever make it to the center- usually opting to turn back before their fear drives them mad.

Beelzebub dislikes thunder because it sounds similar to some sounds he heard in the war

Demon’s are immortal only in that time cannot destroy them, They can still die from wounds and even disease.

Not all demons can speak human languages. There’s plenty in the Devildom/Hell who’ve never set foot in the human realm and have never bothered to learn the realms languages.

On that note, there are more than a few specific demonic dialects spoken in the devildom. The Avatars and most high nobility are required to be fluent in the most common 3 demonic languages.

Demons who came to the Devildom by falling from the Celestial Realm are not considered ‘true demons’, and many have challenged the Avatars solely because of their origins

Demons may have pacts with multiple humans. If a demon who has more than one pact is ordered to do something by multiple pact holders, the demon will obey whoever has the strongest bond with them OR the orders will cancel each other out.

Many species found in the Devildom/Hell and the Celestial Realm are not exclusive to one or the other- dragons and unicorns are found in both, for example, but with different traits and personalities. Dragons in the Devildom are ugly things that spit an acidic venom, while those in the Celestial Realm are sleek and able to shoot blasts of fire from their throats. Some creatures remain the same in each realm, but are referred to by different names. Many mythic creatures from every human culture can be found in both the Devildom and Celestial realm

Though their human forms look rather perfect, everyone who fought in the Celestial War bears a great number of physical scars, some of which affect their human guise as well

Belphegor's right eye is completely blind in all his forms. He tends to hide it in his human appearance because it’s sometimes seen as a weakness by other demons who might try to challenge him. He has the most trouble with demon’s attempting to fight him because he’s often seen as the weakest Avatar due to his sleeping habits and general outward appearance. This is, of course, a massive mistake.

Belphegor frequently wraps his tail around himself (like a hug) for comfort- particularly when he’s alone

Belphegor’s horseshoe was broken during a fight with a demon who wanted to challenge his title/status.

Demons don't usually bury their dead because many simply disappear upon death. How they disappear depends on their primary sin (Wrath erupts in a blast of fire)

Leviathan changes the order of the smiley pins on his clothes depending on his mood (green for happy/content, yellow for neutral, red for angry/upset)

Satan dislikes chocolate

Demons are practically infertile. Children born naturally (human standard) are extremely rare. As such, all demon children are cherished and protected by modern demonic societies as a whole, and intending to harm one is punished harshly.

Lucifer may have birthed Satan from rage, but a demon can create another being from any emotion so long as it’s powerful enough (love, envy, etc). This is much more common than the physical way of creating children. The offspring will generally exhibit whatever emotion spawned them and will behave accordingly to whoever the emotion was directed at. After their birth, they grow very fast until they appear 10-15 years old, and their growth slows immensely.

A specific ritual is required for a demon( or angel) and human to crossbreed with each other, as they are completely different species. It would be like trying to cross a dog with a giraffe. These births are always extremely dangerous for the human mother. There are a few exceptions to this, such as Incubi/Succubi but successful crossbreeding is still extremely rare.

The older a demon is, the more horrific their true forms are. Anyone who has existed before the Celestial War is referred to as an ‘Ancient/Old World’ demon. Those born after and those who fell are considered ‘New Age/Modern’ demons. There are a handful of creatures referred to as ‘Primordials’. These beings are neither demons nor angels, but are immensely powerful and are very secretive. Not much is known about any of them, and they rarely show themselves. They also rarely partake in the social/political conflicts of the three realms. They did not have a presence in the Celestial War.

These titles have no bearing on how civilised someone may be.

There are technically four realms known. The Celestial, Devildom, and Human realms are commonly spoken about but the fourth realm is known as ‘Oblivion’ and isn’t so much a world as it is multitudes of platforms floating throughout a nebula. It’s useless overall but is used as a prison and punishment for the worst of demonkind. Few have ever made it out, but those that have come back a blubbering, maddened shell of who they were. Diavolo and Barbatos both are capable of opening a portal to it.

All demons/Fallen have the capability to return to a monstrous form, but Ancient demons have a particularly difficult time making themselves look human again (some Ancient’s are incapable of returning at all). New Age demons are able to transform much more freely, but if the transformation is brought on by strong negative emotion (rage, fear, or a physical reaction such as pain), it takes much longer to change back

The final stage of demonic courtship involves seeing each other's truest self. This display is a form of trust in the highest regard, the goal being total acceptance of each other. It should never be taken lightly. Not every couple goes through this, but those that do form a deeply personal and permanent bond.

A demon in full form is rare outside battle, though some choose to remain in their appearance as a way of showing off.

Some demons (nobility and such) have several forms outside of their human/humanoid guises

Demons are compelled to chew on things. There are several businesses specializing in ‘demon chew toys’. Gnawing on these can release both stress and anxiety and also helps maintain healthy teeth.

Demons shed their horns, scales, teeth and fur, and will often use these shed materials in their own clothing, jewelry, and other such items. Shedding season differs for every demon- it happens to some every half year, year, couple years, or even centuries. Being given an item made from a demon’s shed is considered a personal gift

Demons can tell the basic emotional state of any human they have a pact with. Whether they react to it or care is another story.

Despite the common opinion that the Devildom doesn’t have a sun, the sky brightens every 3 human world days thanks to the passing of a dwarf star. However, it would be a mistake to believe that the demon world is devoid of light without it! There are plenty of natural light sources that provide the lands with a way to see (for those without night vision), such as glowing crystals and mushrooms, magma, etc.

The Devildom’s planet’s core burns hotter than ours, which counteracts how cold it would be otherwise (though it’s still quite chilly in many parts of the planet)

When Diavolo ordered that no human be harmed in the Devildom again, he also banned all media portraying humans as prey. These books, videos, and movies are now sold on the black markets and hoarded by those who disagree with Diavolo

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Aight bitches, headcanons for my version of the WATXM Cartoon's 'Mortimer Toynbee'

(TW: Death, suicide, depression, mental illness, body horror but it's not that bad)

-The stage we see Mortimer at in the show is most likely him as an 18 - 20 year old, still in the juvenile stages of his mutation as it occurred after the death of his mother Esmerelda. Esmerelda was a kind and meek but busy woman who ultimately died from a stroke caused by high blood pressure. She worked 3 high stress jobs in order to try and keep a roof over her and Mort's heads as his father gave up his rights because he "Didn't want a freak for a son and that he'd never be his son."

-When his mutation actually began to show after her death when he was 3, Mortimer's once ivory skin turned fully green and due to the neglect his hair became matted in chunks (the braids we see in the show), his hygiene dropped to little to no self-care because of the new allergic reactions he'd get when his new sensitive skin came into contact with the naturally chemical loaded body washes, deodorants, shampoo, and tooth pastes that he had. He turned to showering with just water and brushing his teeth with just water, but the water the brotherhood has access to was INCREDIBLY dirty and laced with chemicals that made him sick.

-Mortimer is actually incredibly smart, but others would feel threatened by him when he tried to show this so he mainly acts dumb and stupid as a way to avoid conflict and aggression from people (Specifically Pietro and Dominikos).

-At 22 he finally leaves the brotherhood after being there for 4 years and tries to take his own life only to realize he's developed superhuman durability and a healing factor. This immediately makes him frustrated because he feels he's been punished and forced to live a miserable life.. And in comes Spider-Man who talks him out of trying to jump and takes him to SHIELD.

-After a few days at SHIELD's holding cells he makes a bit of an impression on Fury who offers him a role as an agent. Mortimer, a people pleaser who'll take any chance to climb up the ladder in life, immediately agrees and sets to work training.

-As he trains, his mutation gets stronger and he unlocks more abilities he never thought he could have: Superhuman strength, durability, endurance, agility, senses, special eyesight, chemical and toxin production, flexible bone structure, superhuman lungs, telepathic communication with amphibians, acidic saliva, flaming tongue, and a venomous pheremone secretion that allows for mind control.

-The final step was when he fell extremely ill and it was discovered that his genetic makeup was severely broken due his involvement in an experiment called the Black Womb Project, ran by Charles Xavier's step-father/Juggernaut's father Kurt Marko. This left Mortimer's DNA and mutation severely unstable and it almost caused him to loose control of his new powers and have multiple mental breakdowns and even a manic episode where was on an extreme high before going through psychosis in which he believed Magneto was out to kill him for leaving his son's group.

-After having a hell of a few months, Mortimer is put through a new process called Genetic Rehabilitation designed for mutants who've been forced through experimentation programs and have had their DNA damaged.

-After a while his skin turns from 100% green to 40% green with lots of ivory patches. The tops of his hands, chest, stomach, inside of his legs, and the tops and bottoms of his feet are a pale ivory color while his back, neck, cheek and temples, arms, his sides, and the outsides of his legs are varying shades of soft green with patches of dark green ranging in sizes from small to giant patches on his joints and sockets (shoulders, elbows, knees, and hips) which he's self-concious about at first but comes to love his new look. The most shocking part is his eyes which become black with amber irises that have flicks of lime and gold in them.

-Along with getting therapy for his DNA and body, he gets therapy for his mental health which.. Hoo boy he was and still is strugglin (but not as bad). He has: BPD, C-PTSD, GAD, ODD, and Depression.

-Absolutely loves brushing and caring for his hair, which, after it's unmatted and cleaned of bugs and gunk is ass length and black with a silky shine to it. He still wears his old bandana thing

-Has picked up playing a musical instrument in his spare time. If he isn't working, tinkering with his suit, gear, and gadgets then he's playing... The violin?

-He's suprisingly good at it.

-After becoming a shield agent he starts to get more confidence before meeting a mutant who was currently in SHIELD's custody... Said mutant being the oc of @ohmygillygoshoppler

-Callista and Mortimer become close, he spends lunchbreaks with her, constantly volunteers to be her guard/escort when she's let out.

-Ok so, dad headcanons lETS GO

-Cal and Mort end up having a daughter named after his mom, and her thing is having her mom's monster mouth with mouths on her hands that can shoot out 13ft long flaming tongues. Esme (or Esmerelda) absolutely becomes a rescue hero

-Callie is into clown/circus lolita outfits and Mortimer is a grunge punk. Esme never gets dressed in the basic ass kids clothes, she looks like mini Wednesday Addams.

-This child never gets put down (physically), Mort or Cal are always holding her.

-Mort and Esme are the epitome of "Don't talk to me or my kid ever again" while Esme is copying her dad's glare.

-Alright, Mort's strong.

-Like, really strong. He didn't even know how strong until he was cornered on his first mission as a shield agent and he kicked his enemy with his leg so hard he decapitates them.

-He can kick hard enough to knock down concrete walls, snap people in half, crack and damage paved roads, and create enough air pressure to knock people over.

-His tongue can crush skulls

-He could get hit by a semi-truck and still walk away with a few bruises

-Develops a bite force of 1,000 PSI (Less than a polar bear)

-He bench presses 3 tons with his legs and 1 ton with his arms

-Develops retractable claws that can lengthen and shorten, he uses these to fight.

-Looks like he could kill you, can kill you but has the energy of a golden retriever puppy

-As he ages he becomes more.. Forgiving? Of the people who've hurt him, specifically Pietro. He'll forgive but never forget, it's like when you drop a mug. It won't ever be the same.

-I imagine he fights a lot like how Deku does? The leg based fighting and shoot style is a big part of his fight style.

-Legs for daaaaaaaays, they're so long. Also he's 5'8 now because Toad is canonically 5'8 - 5'10 and he'll hold it over Wolverine while snickering.