anyways akane can you please stop giving me secondhand embarrassment every time you interact with aoi. like please. i would pay good money. just cut it out please
nene's face when teru mentioned that amane may have had an unhappy life broke me tbh. girl was so distraught at the mere idea that the person she loved so deeply was suffering. nene yashiro you will always be famous.
teru being willing to surrender not only his (and kou's) newfound freedom and time to actually be a kid but HIS LIVING MOTHER??? WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN DEAD??? like yeah his rationale makes sense but PLEASE MY GUY FIGHT A LITTLE BIT HARDER.
and sousukou cameo we love them. "running errands instead of going to karaoke lol loser" "you came with me" "FUCK YOU" god i hate them
also sousuke is absolutely cooked. man will not survive much longer. bro was instantly drawn to the red house
sousukou meets terukane and nene in the red house this will not go well oh my god imma make a separate post on that cause now my brain is MOVING
WHY IS WILBUR SO HOT LIKE PLEASE I CAN'T GET OFF PINTEREST I NEED TO SEE HIS INSANITY ARC FANART!!! HE IS SO HOT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY IV'E NEVER BEEN ATTRACTED TO A MAN BEFORE???? WHAT THE FUCK HAS HE DONE TO ME?????? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE WOMANLOVER. BOOBS. TITS. MOMMY MILKERS. HONKERS. BUZZUKAS. I LOVE WOMEN, BUT THEN WILBUR SOOT???? WHAT HAS HE DONE TO ME??????????
I SWEAR I REPLIED TO THIS. I POURed MY HEART OUT LIKE WHAT
okay yes give me a sec to write my little AHHH thoughts because the fairies want a turn to post. The fairies as in the gay things in my brain.
Recently I’ve been seeing Pinterest posts about him and omfg. Like first of all: young wilbvr. I want to see him crying as he’s fucked for the first time, “No, im fine, i promise” he says as he cries into his sleeve, he’s an insecure kid, so he covers his little face when he cries
OOPS WJAT THIS ISNT YOUNG WILBVR, IM NOT FINISHING THAT.
OKAY CURRENT WILBUR. FAIRIES NEED TO CHILL.
First of all: i feel like Wilbvr, although he enjoys swallowing cum, likes it more when the gets cum on his ass, he has a nice one so it’s reasonable. And I’m not saying this hypothetical guy doesn’t like it, he really does, why wouldn’t he? Okay no, he also like his ass being slapped, he loves the long-lasting stinging feeling that gets touched again and again. Wilbur ks also a bar guy. He goes to gay bars in skimpy clothing just to see who’s interested and wants to fuck him. Makes sure he’s a bit drunk though so that he doesn’t change his mind right in between a fucking.
Even with his whole career, he likes to be fucked in public. Whether that means he has to wear a mask or that he has to wait for less of a crowd, which he hates. So he wears a mask. Sometimes he records these things just to see others’ reactions to this. Sometimes he lets Rvnboo fuck him, which Rvnboo gladly does, but he definitely likes topping the boy more, but he’s rarely in a bottoming mood, only when people baby him. If someone is all soft with him, he will turn all soft for like a week. Even if this means it happens every week. Which would be nice.. but he mostly tops.
Wilbur would look so fucking hot while fucking someone, doesn’t matter how embarrassing the position is, even being fucked, he can pull off the pornstar look. He wants to be a pornstar. He wants to make an onlyfans. But he knows he can’t for the sake of his reputation and his “soft boy” little persona.
okay that’s it the fairies know people want top Wilbur and they cannot give you that
haters (the hero institute) cant stand to see a bitch (me, a vigilante) winning (taking down more criminals than them)
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i hate mfs who go out of their way to make others' lives harder
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so you didnt catch me then huh
⚔️purple-bitch
im going to hurt you
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my best friend, high on pain meds after getting shot: do you think if i tried hard enough, i could pop my eye back out of my skull again
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that was supposed to be a private moment between the two of us
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unfortunately, one of our mods (Cat) has been temporarily incapacitated, there will be less updates from this blog for a few weeks as she recovers
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the bitch shouldve stayed down
🌐fuck-law-enforcement
kys
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guys pls stop asking us to take pics of the heroes while they're in gear, its hella weird
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people are what 😀
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HELP LYNX YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS
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HOW TF WOULD I NOT??/
🎧pip-the-squeak
I DIDNT THINK YOU FOLLOWED THE TECH ACCOUNT
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me when the cute redhead guy who works in the same wing as me:🤤🤤
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wjat
🔌thenerdever
ME WHEN I FORGET THE CUTE REDHEAD GUY WHO WORKS IN THE SAME WING AS ME FOLLOWS ME ON TUMBLR
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got beat up by the purple power puff bitch today. everyone manifest her getting hurt next patrol
🐈⬛kitty-cat
WHAT THE FUCK????
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being friends with heroes that are 2+ years into this is crazy like she just threw a villain off a building meanwhile i breathe and apologize to the nearest bystander
🦋alienbug
glad this post is hitting it off with the introverts
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i swear to the fucking gods the next person in my house that comes to me with a broken phone is getting judo flipped.
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GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED LMAOOOO
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having an adoptive mother whos in her twenties is insane. it's 11 am shes on her fourth glass of wine and i think that ria has been sitting on her lap for like an hour
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it's not funny guys the apartment walls are thin
❌stupid-blonde
help me
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update: they werent fucking they were legitimately moving the bed bc they saw a mouse
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update: THEY ARE FUCKING HELP ME
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my kid is a fucking idiot she accidentally bit a crayon instead of her food and then after spitting it out, went in for another crayon bite
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for those asking, she is sixteen years old
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love patrol because i get to stare at my gf's ass the whole time
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update i got stabbed
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love patrol because i get to stare at my gf's ass the whole time
Me and Junmo going through the same stress at the same time like I’m with ya buddy
Yowch,,
HIS FACE IM- “😦” (“Since fucken when?? Wjat??”)
He can’t even be there to comfort his fucking wife properly as her husband FUCKED UP I TELL YOU!!
(When I saw his fuckin face peeking out tears actually formed in my eyes like are you fucking kidding me rn)
IM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT
What if this was my final fucking straw /j
The look on his face bro im *falls to the ground like a tree falling in the forest*
The small whimper of sadness he makes while trying to stop himself from cryinGAAAAAAA THIS FUCKING KDRAMAAAAAAAA *SHAKES THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE*
Whoever voted for me to watch this Kdrama count your days (/j in all seriousness tho this Kdrama is so fuckin good like ho-ly shit I’m glad this won the poll)
Okay okay I'm in my schools Drumline and like last Thursday my school had this student recognition assembly which included some clubs and um. im a new person to drumline and then the new people + me had to just. stay in the back watching the original members play the songs bc we still have to work on our synchronization with all of us together
But guess fucking wjat
I FORGOT TO MEET UP WITH THE REST OF THE DRUMLINE PEOPLE HELPPP
I was like "oh shit" when I heard the marching tenors coming closer and I just. stayed where I was at before I just suddenly got up from the bleachers and ran to the back with the rest of the new kids in Drumline HELPPPP my weight training teacher saw me and commented but he didn't know it was me😭
Anyways after that we all sat at the reserved bleachers for us and then we just. started tormenting the drumline leader who's like a year (or two) above the rest of us. One person tried tickling his knee, another one trapped him in the closet with the snare (maybe bass/base drum too?) when we all got back to the band room and I. boing boing'ed his hair as in like tugging it
The drumline club is so silly and stupid I love them al and I really like messing with the drumline leader but he's graduating middle school this year so :(
Oh nooo I get it ToT
Gosh, I relate to messing up at school way too much- especially since I'm often daydreaming haha Luckily tho o have nice class so we good!
But hey, as long as you won't get caught and end up not getting consequences, it's all fine!
Also another big NOOOOOOO why do nicest people you meet at school mist graduate or end their career so quickly?! Like wish them the best but sometimes it'd be nice if they could stay for a bit longer!
Sibi…. Baby…. Omgggggg your wting is soooo gooodd 🤤
The other day I had a fucked up thought… I know it doesn’t make any sense but I want to share.
You know Y/N has unprotected sex with Tae and Yoongi. And that’s fine because their seed don’t work. But wjat if they do? Yoongi’s child would be fine, but Tae’s child would make a such a mess. It would mess Taehyung, Yoongi as he silently gets jealous, Jungkook as he gets slightly jealous bc he cant bare Tae’s kid. Jimin would go ferallll. It would make such a mess.
BRUH for a second I read "Jungkook gets jealous becuase he can't BEAR Tae's child" hahaha as in "he wants to be the one getting pregnant ahhahah" and I was like "you know what? that's fair" HAHAHAHH 💀 also thank god their seed doesn't work lmaoao I sa a big NO to pregnancies in my stories 🙅🏻♀️😩😂😂 like breed me but don't you fucking dare knock me up HAHAH
Also omfg thank you so much love heheh you are so lovely 💜
when y. when you dont get to eat dinner bc youre broke bc youre disabled and cant hold a job and your parents buy your food but they dont believe in things like "digestive disorders" or "dietary needs" so they basically tell you to either eat something that will make you sick or not eat at all bc they cant go to 3 different places to pick up food and skerples already cant eat the food everyone else eats (autism). and then they get mad at YOU when youre like okay. guess i will not eat then. because they are like ogh youre just being mean because you hate me stip trying to be special and eat it even though it makes you sick like the rest of us >:( like SORRY id rather not eat at all than eat something that will make me throw up. (me and dad have had extended arguments over this. he truly cannot understand this concept and thinks that everyone should eat things that they hate or that make them sick because its food and no one should ever be allowed to like. customize their food or get something else))
they did get me like some potatoes but 1. its like. 3 bites worth (none of us knew it would be that small) and it also tastes awful (i really didnt want to get anything but again they got really pissed at me for saying i just wouldnt eat then (not even like. in a passive agressive way i was just like. uhhh well i think im too sick to eat any of this. itll be fine) and looked like they were gonna cry about me not getting food. like idk but if you care that much about me eating then maybe stop picking the same 2 fast food places that you KNOW and have known for years that i cant eat at. maybe then you wouldnt have to feel bad or whatever. or maybe the real issue is just that you WANT to feel wronged by me + a refusal to accept that people can be sick for their whole lives bc you have been sick for your whole life but refuse to accept it. mom literally cant work and is on ssi bc of her disabilities but also disabilities arent real and no on has them and everyone can just try hard enough to overcome their symptoms. except her of course, because shes your wife. but fuck those kids tho. no matter how old they get they are still too young to have any type of medical problem, because kids are immune to medical problems and adults can simply will them away.)
anyway this time it was taco bell but also just because i want to get this off my chest too im adding it. normally they get like burgers and i can only tolerate mcdonalds burgers and bk to an extent (as far as wjats availble here. i knos everyone hates mcd burgers but they dont upset my stomach like everything else. idk why. they dont taste like a burger but whatever they do taste like is good to me. mostly i think they just taste like salt) and the sheer RAGE dad flies into every SINGLE time he asks what i want and i say i want a cheeseburger with no mustard. he LOOSES HIS SHIT. EVERY SINGLE TIME HE YELLS AT ME FOR IT. im like sorry man but if its got mustard im not gonna eat it. its disgusting. i dont want you to waste money on food im not going to eat. and he gets SO MAD. he doesnt WANT to save money; he wants me to be the perfect little military brat he tried to raise me as who never speaks unless spoken to or asks questions and does as hes told and eats disgusting slop and vomits and says thank you sir. can i please have more sir. and it AINT ME.
anyway if you wanted to know why im bad at starting conversations and you read this far uh. now you know. the ability to speak to someone else first got beaten out of me its not even anxiety i get so scared of getting introuble for starting a conversation that i black out and forget every single interest ive ever had. BUT if someone else starts for me im okay <3
i haven’t read through kyle rayner’s solo run of GL yet but i was reading his wiki and i read that before the fact that rings could work on yellow if you overcame your fear was revealed, his worked on it anyway and it was explained as it being a “newer model” but in reality he overcame his fear of rejection everytime he presented his art
anyway now i’m obsessed with the idea of an au where the entire parallax destroying the corps thing didn’t happen and kyle was just like. a normal GL
hal, training the new kid: oh yeah and you might’ve noticed that your constructs don’t work on yellow, that’s because—
kyle: what the fuck are you talking about?
hal: the rings don’t work on yellow. it’s an essential impurity because—
kyle: now you’re straight up lying to me? i literally used it on yellow the other day
hal: …what the fuck
alternatively:
guy hazing the new lantern: THINK FAST *throws a tennis ball at him*
kyle, catching it with a construct: hey, guy!
every other lantern and hero in the room: wJAT TGE FUCK
sorry if this is personal, but i vibe with bisexual dean because i am bisexual. is this similar to why you vibe with gay dean? i am not trying to start anything so feel free to ignore this lol
(also about prev ask... i'm not sure who you are attracted to, i just mean if gay dean vibes with your own identity)
Again I love being an ambiguously gay man and or lesbian it’s very # affirming. But basically yeah. I linked my gay dean manifesto in n earlier ask today and it’s basically like. Well I was a very closeted gritted teeth “I’m straight. I am straight.” Teenager slash twenty something and ended up a dyke. Wjat if…. Dean did that. And not transplanting persay but interpreting certain bits of text based off my own person dumb closeted overflowing well of experiences. I have a much more nuanced old post about this but tumblr search bad. I’m not saying anything new. You COULD read dean as gay if you wanted to make the effort. And I do because I’m one a contrarian two a lesbian three love dean being miserable and it just like. Makes sense to me? Deans like I have a “wife” and a dead marriage bed and were only staying together for the kid I’m going to fuck women like a bullet train but only when I have “I am going to kill myself I want to die I am going to kill myself” on a loop in my brain / when cas is AWOL. This is very genuine and reflective of a real meaningful attraction to women btw. And im like okaaaaaay dean. Gotcha. 😉
welcome to me writing all my thoughs while watching stranger things because i binged it alone and i really needed this (its waaay longer than it actually needed to be and theres so many typos please dont read this if you dont want to its very stupid)
Finn kNOWS what he's doing while looking at eddies lips like that omfg Mike wheeler Is so bisexual
MAX STOP BEING SO BISEXUAL
babes... u good
IM GONNA CRY
i love steve listening to robbies gay rambling bye
they are weed buddies. WEED BUDDIES. im so dead
MORE SWEAR WORDSSSSSS YESS
whys everyone so gayyy godddd
i love mike wheeler so much
MAX ILY
"tell me things!" funniest line in the whole episode
Eddie and the basketball dude fucked idc
FUCKING CLOCK
adopt me, eddie munson
angela can fucking die idec
THE LITTLE WALK
nononononononononnoononononononoon el babes
they are sibilings
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
NOT THE WELL FIC IT TOGETHER JWBFKWGRMWDIGHRNGMMD
WHAT
Joyce byers my role model no literally i love her
rootting for jopper
HDJREHDK WLGPEFKQMFVNWLFLQMD
THE SOBS I CAN'T
my boy lucas... shit
im so happy abt vickie and robin i can't explain
not fucking tammy thompson
steve judgig Robins women taste
Notntkgotnitntot the cruxjberugjsknfks the crush the xurhs fucking shit sjkremfnwmd
lucas come here
ETICA WUEEN GODFESS MY LOVE OMGOGMOGMGOGMGIGMOGMGOGMLGNGIRN
she's the moment
i love her sm
"but vecna lives" stop manifestating edds
not lucas being there when his friends are not like por boy having his super importante momento imma cry
PATRICK that's His name Patrick and Eddie fucked
SIDE NOTE HERE I GOT IT WRONG HIS NAME IS JASON BUT I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE IT
sinclairs my beloveds
not the betrayal omfg poor lucas
not the fucking radio the fuskfnsldsl
max has a DOG????
oh mí poor girl
OH
she's doing bAD BAD
ITS NOT EVEN HER DOG WHAT I LOVE HER
uH
Holy fucking shit
i don't think chrissy really needs any drugs tbh
WHAT
TF
oh so we are in for SCARY
i think it's brenner
vecna is actually brenner u guys u heard it hear first
watch me be wrong
OH NONONONONONONO NOT THE FLOATING
IM SCARED SHIRTLESS FOR MAX WJAT
Nononononononononono
CHRISSY
NOOOO
KQNDMWBDKWNDMD
whahdtwkfmwnfmd
SIR
hpppppp
OMGOMGOGMOGMGIGMGOGMOGMGIGKFIGKIGKGKGMG
WE ARE GETTING THE SCENE
OH???????
OMFG
YOUBGUYS
Hoppp
qqsdjkqndwkmfnfgkkrfkkfkfkfkfkfkfkdjdjfjfjf
oh i love this show sm
MAXXIE
NOWODLSLDKDKDKKDKS
the buttetfly Is really doing it to me
Max babes
SHIT
id watch this show monsters or not tbh
Nos im truly fucking scared for más and the floating shit
i swar if she DIES
poor eddie
Susan looks so bad poor woman
k but Max sleeping in oversized tshirts
im very very scared im not even kidding Max can't fue or i will
she won't her bf and big Bro Steve are gonna save her
YES CALI GANG LETS GOOO
omgogmgomgogmgogkgomgogmgkglgmglg
yeyeyeyeyete mileven reinion
JE LOOKS SO BAD SJES SO SMITTEN
OMGOGMGOGKGOKGIGG
she's so jappy
IM GONNA VRU
SJE LIKES YELLOW AND PURPLE I LOVE HER
i love mike
poor will
shit tjisbis so awkward
Im gonna cry
"so awkward" yes
i love her
ELL YOUR VRUSJ IS SO OBVIOS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im gonna cry bye
OMG i love Robin being a lesbian
i love their friendhsip
Robin being gay me
she looks so good un that uniform
them simping for women together yes
nononono
fuck
FUCK
OH
LUCAS
NONONO
WHAT
YES
What
NO
yes
usjdbksndsndnd LUCAS
give this man love
Oh
shit
nonono i hate Patrick but tjisbis like
OH
oh poor nance
my gal
Fred is kinda cool ngl i like him
IM SCARED FOR MAX
like so scared
IT'S HAPPENING
ohhh max has feeelings spooky for her right? poor gal
poor kiddos tbh
Let them breathe
Max im so scared for u
shit
don't say it
AMMDMSDNSNDNSNDNS
ms henderson ily
NOT THE ENZO NONONONONO
nonono i hadnt read it all but OMGOGMGOMEHFSKJFSJ im dead
some discord screenshots of meta about mostly Sam, posting for archival purposes, I hate that you can’t search for old things on discord
feat. me (vuatson), @aenqa (chad), and @rainbowtransform (Icarus Flew Too Close)
text version under cut
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You know wjat
Fuck you
WholeSamdude
Icarus Flew Too Close Today at 1:53 AM
sam is legit trying to get everyone in debt and is destroying history for the hotel that wouldn't even be near Ponk's old lemon tree.
Kids, I love Sam. But his character....
oof
vuatson Today at 1:55 AM
yeah he is doing some good things, but also. Fear
chad Today at 1:55 AM
I mean out of all the morally gray characters in this damn story Sam is one of the morally cleaner ones
Icarus Flew Too Close Today at 1:55 AM
At least Ponk stole Fran, so we'll see how that goes
But yeah, Sam is one of the cleaner ones
chad Today at 1:55 AM
But ain’t nobody a saint
Icarus Flew Too Close Today at 1:55 AM
Facts
vuatson Today at 1:56 AM
I'm hoping for him to be genuinely protective and affectionate and loyal to Tommy while also doing overall terrible actions and developing maybe a capitalistic stranglehold over the server:thumbsup:
chad Today at 1:57 AM
Nice to Tommy :scales: Capitalist pig
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I do not see it
vuatson Today at 1:59 AM
partly because Tommy currently could not possibly be a threat to his ambitions and therefore is safe, partly because Tommy has a history of being an unexpected MAJOR THREAT to people's ambitions and he wants to make sure Tommy sees him as an absolute friend and ally, and partly because he genuinely likes the kid and feels horrible about what Dream did to him and wants to protect and help him as he heals
all of these reasons in constant fluctuation!! and who knows which one will win out if it comes down to a choice!!!
chad Today at 2:00 AM
spot on as always vua
vuatson Today at 2:00 AM
thank you :heart: :heart:
chad Today at 2:00 AM
I love Sam so much he’s such a cool character
I remember back when Tommy was like who the fuck is “awe-Sam-dude”
he’s come SO far
vuatson Today at 2:01 AM
I feel like he only waited so long to get involved in the lore because before now basically all his time was spent on the prison
he seems like he's been holding the acting in lol
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Maybe I'm just projecting but I want the kid to have people that genuinely care about him because everyone that did before hurt and manipulated him
chad Today at 2:02 AM
I’m with you Nova :cry: Tommy deserves someone like that
Check my status Today at 2:02 AM
Maybe I'm projecting but I want him to have a found family because his actual family and some of his friends treated him like shit
vuatson Today at 2:03 AM
see I absolutely believe that Sam really does care about him and wants the best for him and even wants to avoid involving him too deeply in Sam's plans because he knows it wouldn't be good for him
he just also has all that other stuff
Check my status Today at 2:03 AM
MAYBE IM PROJECTUNG BUT DOESNT TOMMY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY FOR ONCE
vuatson Today at 2:03 AM
HE DOES
he just keeps looking for a new Wilbur, man
first Techno now Sam, probably even Dream a little bit
chad Today at 2:04 AM
he does :sob::sob::sob:
Icarus Flew Too Close Today at 2:04 AM
he does deserve to be happy! but he should pull a steven universe and go away from the SMP for a bit
Check my status Today at 2:04 AM @Icarus Flew Too Close
he does deserve to be happy! but he should pull a steven universe and go away from the SMP for a bit
Check my status Today at 2:04 AM
He did that and nearly killed himself
vuatson Today at 2:04 AM
yes snowchester is right there
he should move in with tubbo
but he clings to things and he wants to make his home a better place instead of abandoning it and I respect that
Icarus Flew Too Close Today at 2:05 AM
But sometimes, you don't abandone something as more as you just need to push it to the side.
Check my status Today at 2:05 AM
Homeboy doesn't like change and neither do i
vuatson Today at 2:06 AM
yeah. it would probably be the better move for him to leave the smp behind for a while
but he's just as attached to it as he was to the discs really
for better or worse
hey best friend. so im actually reading the tpn rn right and my fave character is yuugo right well best friend lemme tell u i just got to chapter 109 and im not doing very poggers. also ur the only person on here so far (i dont really interact with the fandom to avoid manga spoilers) that i saw with a yuugo pfp so i felt like u could feel my pain. bro wht the fuck. wjat the fuck,. what the fuck why did he have to die. god. im literally sobbing this is so unfair. amazing story and all but. man.
Alsjdgakgsjaa HEY ANON, IDK WHEN U SENT ME THIS BUT I FINALLY SAW IT UHH
I definitely feel your pain my guy, I miss yuugo so fucking much... what a GREAT character, and him sacrificing himself?? Depressing as hell, but literally such a perfect way of showing how much he has changed and how much he fucking loves these kids like his own. He and Lucas were truly father figures to these kids, and loved them so freakin much that they paid the ultimate sacrifice to keep them safe. If that isn't unwavering love, then I dont know what is.
I HOPE THAT YOU ARE DOING BETTER, ANON ♡ Rest assured, Yuugo got his happy ending... even if it means we don't get to see him anymore :')