#woaahhhhhh

[beegswaz]

stream art p1 😲😲

[elyuzts-echo]

🫑🥒🧅🧄

(i cam't find the pea emoji so..

when was the last time someone tickled you?)

have a great day byeeeeeee!

yallo!!!

peas: When was the last time you got tickled?

- Can't remember, I have better things to remember rather than my vulnerability /j

🥒: One ler or multiple?

- AUGHRHRHRHHA

- It depends on my mood and who the lers are

- But usually? prolly only 1

🧅Favorite tickle method? (e.g scribbles, nibbles etc)

- Raspberries.

- Nibbles.

- GRGRGEGHS THEYRE SO PLAYFUL

- It makes me have SO MUCH BUTTERFLIESSS

🧄Do you think you would win or loose a tickle fight?

- Once again, depends on who I'm with

- But hmmmm.... I feel pretty confident on me winning? Dunno why

Hope that answers anything!! 💪

[bunnyfella]

WHEN A SONG IS UNEXPECTEDLY SEXY?

[chiropteracupola]

hmmm. now I've realized that the likelihood of actually being able to buy a boromir cardboard cutout is not zero and therefore the only thing stopping me here would be price. What If I bought the house a cardboard cutout of boromir. what if we had an eleventh housemate and it was a cardboard cutout of boromir.

[wisteria-lotus]

Painted

Written by: Wisteria and Lotus

Warning!!: NSFW!, groping??,18+!!!!, unprotected sex, nipple play, Rafayel being a little prankster(?) (tell us if we missed anything!)

(around 1k words)

(srry for the wait!)

⋆.˚ ☾ 18+ only ☾ .⭒˚ minors dni ⋆.˚ ☾ 18+ only ☾ .⭒˚ minors dni ⋆.˚ ☾⋆.˚ ☾

You could see a bright light shine upon your eyes as your eyes glinted towards beautiful purple hair. You awoke from a short nap and found yourself on a soft cushioned couch in Rafayel’s art studio. You rubbed your eyes and squinted at the bright sunlight pouring out the vast windows of the studio, showcasing all of Rafayel’s masterpieces that were scattered around the floor. You continued looking around, marveling at his work, when you spotted Rafayel on a high stool, painting away at yet another piece of art. It was a beautiful sight to behold, as the glints of sunlight created a majestic aurora around him and every delicate stroke of his paintbrush was well thought out. He looked behind, to see you awake, as you rub your eyes because of the blurry vision you had when you woke up. As if he had some radar, a radar to see if you were awake, you suppose. He started grinning, like the Cheshire cat in Alice and wonderland, always with something up his sleeve. “You should come paint with me,” He suggested, noticing you gawking at his painting. You looked at him suspiciously, It was a surprise to be asked to do something with him instead of being ordered around as Ms. bodyguard. “I’m not very good at it..” you mumbled, trying to hide that you couldn’t paint even as good as a little 3 year old. “It doesn’t hurt to try,” he said with a big, cocky grin on his face. You predicted he was gonna rub his artistic talent while you were trying to paint with him. And you were right, the moment you tried to paint on the small canvas, he had already made a masterpiece, and he showed it off to you with that cocky face you hated. 

You sighed and attempted to paint something simple when suddenly Rafayel leaned back a little too much and toppled over, losing balance. “Woa-WOaaHHhhhh!!” He yelped and grabbed on to anything he could reach, which happened to be the hem of your shirt. Your eyes grew wide as you fell back with Rafayel, who was still gripping your clothes tight. “THUD!!!” Your eyesight was hazy as you tried to move your body when you realized you weren’t lying on the floor. You felt a firm yet soft surface under yourself. You were in a faze and looked down when you spotted a set of chiseled abs beneath you. “Owww…” Rafayel groaned, rubbing his head. You realized you landed on Rafayel and jumped up in response. Rafayel’s frown was replaced by a smirk. “Where do you think you’re going?” He grabbed your waist before you could get off him and swiftly flipped you over onto your back. Your mind was still processing everything that was happening and then, you met his alluring purple eyes. “Rafayel?” He was on top of you, and you had a perfect view of him. His soft, messy hair drooped right above his brows and his eyes were big pools of a purple galaxy. Your eyes made their way to his soft, pink lips. You couldn’t help but to admire this man. As his eyes met yours, he slowly leaned in closer. He couldn’t resist anymore, even when you were sleeping he wanted to give you a light kiss. He wasn't going to miss his chance again, and he leaned in for a kiss on your lips. Your eyes widened to the surprise of his lips meeting you. His tongue slipped into your mouth, your body soon heating up from the intimacy. He was addicted to your lips, how your tongue swirled around his and the strawberry scent that ignites in your mouth each time you breathed out. You could feel his hand tuck inside your shirt and up your chest. Everything about you was like a drug to him. In just a blink, your clothes were spread across the room along with the paintings. His hands are still wet paint, roaming around your body, leaving a trail of colors to where he touched. The paint soothing your skin, the colors being so vibrant. He admired you as if you were the prettiest painting he had ever seen. His lips trailed across your neck to your collarbone and all the way to your stomach. You felt shivers going down your spine from the cold marble floor of his art studio and his warm saliva along your body. The pants and huffs you two were both making filled the room up. Your body felt as if it would melt by his touch.  

His slim hands roamed around and started inching upwards towards her chest. You felt the tips of his fingers rub your soft skin as the hands rested on your chest. Rafayel gently touched your breasts and kneaded them more firmly. His touch was still soft and gentle and he brushed a thumb over your perked up nipple, making you gasp in surprise. He smirked slightly as he looked down at your blushing face. He continued rubbing his thumb in circles on your hardened nipples and slid one hand down to your hips, and it lowered and lowered until his hand was on your inner thigh. As his fingers outlined your panties, he grazed his fingers near slightly. You could feel the warmth of his hands as you felt one of his fingers slip into your folds. “Ah-Ahh~!” You whimpered. Unfamiliar noises spilled out of your mouth the moment his fingers slid through your folds, the welcoming feeling of his fingers inside you making you jolt. He slipped another finger in making you arch your back abruptly ,from the pain that you were addicted to. Thrusting into you slowly as his other hand, still on your breasts, his fingers flicking your nipples making it even harder than it already was in the beginning. The wet noises were satisfying his ears. 

He flipped you over to her stomach with your back facing him abruptly. You heard a faint rustle and a zipping sound behind you, and then suddenly you could feel his hard length press against your folds, not yet entering you. As you kept urging him to make you feel good, as you saw a glimpse of his face, he smirked once again like the Cheshire cat, teasing your aroused entrance. He slowly started to slip his length into your clit and he quickly shoved himself into you with one big push. You let out a big moan and Rafayel took it out, and then thrusted it in again, creating a steady rhythm. “Mpmh.. you're so tight y/n…” For once, you didn't see the smirking face on him, instead his mouth was slightly parted, and his skin gleamed with sweat. Thrusting into each second passing by, not even knowing how many times you called out his name to not go so rough with you, yet not listening like the personality he has of teasing you. “You're doing so good… Be still and be a good girl for me,” He said with a raspy voice, yet it was still soothing. Maybe it had been an hour since you guys started, or maybe even less, but that was only an assumption, as last time you checked the window the sun had been up, now the sun slowly going down the horizon through the big window he had in his studio. He fisted your hair with his big hands and continued thrusting. What felt like the thousandth time, he finally took his length out, you didn't know how many times you came since you guys started but it felt like a dream.  Unless it really was a dream… You woke up to the morning light shining on Rafayel's pale and perfected face. It was as if God created him with his own bare hands, making Rafayel. Comfy on his bed all cuddled up, but also tense for some reason. You turned around to check the time on the antique clock he hung on his wall, but your eyes led to the direction of the mirror, as you slowly sat on the bed, looking at your reflection. One, you naked with hickey marks all over, and two, your body had strokes of paint on it. “I look like a complete mess...” you thought to yourself as you also noticed the pain in your whole body after the long hours spent with him. You sat on the edge of the bed and glanced over to him, and a sudden drowsiness fell upon you, your lack of sleep finally catching up on you. You moved your body close to Rafayel and leaned on his chest when your vision went dark and you fell into deep sleep dreaming about Rafayel…

[jeireilostt]

MK: Why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for each other.

Macaque: WOAAHHHHHH-

Wukong: YOU ARE WAYYY OFF BASE BUDDY-

MK: OHHHH SPARE ME!! SPARE ME!! Spare me.

Mk: yes yes. He’s a brute-

MK: I know- Probably remind you of a bad relationship and gosh you’d really like a man to settle down with- BUT ADMIT IT

MK: You’re real curious to know what he’s like in the sack!!

MK: And YOU!! *points to Macaque* HAH!!

MK: Well your just a big man baby who would rather act tough then show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart YOU GOT HURT.

Macaque:

Wukong:

MK: Owy

MK: And now. Rather than admitting these feelings you’re dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly dumb mating ritual *eye roll*

MK: so PLEASE for MY sake either quit your bickering.

MK: or go somewhere else, tear off those clothes- AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!!

Macaque & Wukong:

[two-sides-halved]

Continued from here | @fcrgottn

As Winter stepped through the new door, it brought them to another memory. Instead of being on the ground like one would expect, Winter was floating with a side view of the temple.

Gem Steven and Amethyst was horsing around by the edge of temple's cliff. Human Steven's voice could be heard loud as if he were right next to them despite the fact that Winter was several feet away floating at the mountain's height.

"Guys, be careful!" Human Steven replied. "What's got you worked up, little man?" Amethyst asked, "Awww, do you care about me or something??" She said squishing her face and doing a silly voice.

"Yea, I do care about you both." "Aww Steven, I didn't mean to make you--- woaahhhhhh." She replied stretching backwards to dramatically emphasize her movements about fake falling.

Human Steven yelped, "Amethyst! Please stop, you're gonna fall!" He got closer to her. Gem Steven turned to see that Amethyst was just joking around and couldn't help but chuckled at Amethyst being a dork even though Pearl's told him plenty of times not to encourage her when she gets like this, watching her do flips getting marginally closer to the edge.

Human Steven was worried little tears foaming at the corner of his eyes, "Amethyst, please stop, you're gonna get hurt." Gem Steven seeing how it was upsetting his brother and went over to agree, "Yea, Amethyst, I think we've pushed our luck enough for today." "Geez, Stevens, you guys don't need to stress out so much. I'm a gem warrior.... I'm not gonna fall--" Amethyst on the very edge of the cliff had fallen off. The Stevens yell, "Amethyst!!" Gem Steven jumps after her, Human Steven yells, "Steven!!" Then makes his way down the temple's mountain the safer way by carefully speed walking down the grassy path, while Gem Steven falls faster so he can catch up, and knocks Amethyst out of the way, Amethyst rolls and kicks up the sand and dirt as she lands, while Gem Steven wipes his brow relieved but tries to stop himself from falling so fast but slams into the rock at the bottom of the cliff. There is a bright flash of pink light and Gem Steven groans in pain as he slides down the side of the rock.

Human Steven huffs and puffs rushing to Amethyst, "Amethyst... Amethyst... are you ok??" Amethyst gets up and checks the gem in the palm of her hand, "Yea yea, I'm fine... see no big deal." She brushed herself like she wasn't just tackled by a small child midair.

Human Steven went over to Gem Steven, "Bro? Are you ok?" He asked with a frown. Gem Steven used the rock as support. "I'm alright... just " He coughed a bit, "Think I swallowed a bug on the way down."

Pearl and Garnet came around the corner, "See, I told you they'd be here... Amethyst, do I have to remind you again you shouldn't be messing around up on the mountain like that?" "P-girl, don't worry about it, it's all good... No harm done as uuush." Amethyst folded her arms behind her back. "Steven, are you ok??" Pearl asked holding Human Steven close making sure there's no cuts or bruises. "Yea, just out of breath from running down the mountain..." "Steven, are you ok?" She turned to Gem Steven "Yea, I'm good." He replied, a split second before his body glitched out, jolting pain through out his body and his pink poofy locks were replaced with the giant mane of pink coiled curls.

The four of them let out a gasp. "What... what did a gem monster like land on my head and is too adorable to punch or something?" Gem Steven asked. "Steven, let me see your gem." Gem Steven seemed confused and lifted his shirt. Pearl's eyes widened, "Amethyst! Of all the irresponsible things, I can not believe you would be so reckless around the boys!" "Hey, I didn't ask Steven to jump down after me and push me out of the way!" "Amethyst, do you not see that Steven is cracked!" "... I mean I knew something was wrong with me but you don't need to call me out on it." Gem Steven replied. "hey... what does that mean? Is Steven gonna die???" Human Steven was whimpering. "No, he's not going to die, but it is going to get worse if we don't do something about it now." Garnet replied. "But Steven's cracked I highly doubt his healing powers are going to be working properly right now." "Maybe I could try?" Human Steven suggested. "That's a sweet thought Steven, but you're a human, you haven't exactly demonstrated any other powers other than your shield... and you can barely hold that for more than a few seconds... and that's even if you don't get winded... not to mention you are still trying to catch your breath, please don't push yourself so hard, you're so fragile."

"So do I just have to live with this crack now?" Gem Steven asked. "No... we're going to have to head to Rose's fountain." "Ah yes, Rose's fountain." "Mom had a fountain?" The two Steven's tilted their head confused.

"Oh yes, she did, it was like a lush garden filled with the most beautiful rose bushes, with a gorgeous fountain that had multiple statues in your mother's visage that we used during the war since your mother couldn't just continually cry on everyone that was injured... it has been years since we've been there.... I wonder how it's faired since then."

The memory shifted like it was windows in movie maker transitioning to the next screen. The fountain was overgrown covered in thorned vines, Pearl let out so noises of disappointment at how this safe refugee for the gems had faired the march of time without Rose around to tend to the garden. "Oh dear, how are we going to deal with all this overgrown flora?"

Gem Steven huffed trying to hold his hair out of his eyes, "Ugh, my arm's getting tired... how did mom deal with having all this heavy hair all the time??" He asked, before he saw one of the vines starting to menacingly get closer to Human Steven, "Steven, watch out!" He replied, jumping in between him and the vine, but then Amethyst turning to the noise pulled both Stevens away from the plants. The fast movement caused Gem Steven's crack to get deeper, he yelped in pain. Pearl and Garnet looked over hearing his yelp in pain as his body glitched into Rose but his hair now his usual pink poofy hair. He took a sharp breath before letting out a soft,

"at least that hairs better." He huffed out in his mother's voice and clamped his mouth shut. "Amethyst! You're making his crack worse." Pearl told her off. "Well, excuse me for keeping the Stevens' safe from the plants that were trying to hurt Steven." Amethyst crossed her arms. Pearl was going to reply before Garnet then punched the rock through the layers of overgrowth. "Ah, Garnet!" Pearl exclaimed in surprise, holding the sides of her hair. "There, now we can go find what's causing the problem. Amethyst stay with the Stevens, Pearl come with me." "Yes, of course. This is completely fine. Let us go solve the problem." Pearl looked like she was about to be sick from the damage to Rose's plants.

Human Steven and Amethyst were sitting with the cracked Gem Steven who was sitting on the side of the fountain, "I wonder if I could try shapeshifting back to normal?" "Steven, don't... if you try to use your powers your gonna make it worse and Pearl's never gonna let me hear the end of it if you end up being some sort of weird glitchy dog." "Alright... any other ideas?" "Well, I can try and heal you." "I mean you're gonna have to do that if Pearl and Garnet can't get the fountain fixed."

"Alright... so mom had healing tears... so I guess you'd have to cry on me... but I don't wanna see you cry... seeing you any kind of upset makes me feel bad." Gem Steven replied. "Yea, but I wanna help you and if I have to make myself cry I will." ".. but don't push yourself ok? I don't wanna have to explain why you pooped yourself." Amethyst chuckled. "I'm not gonna poop myself, Amethyst." He replied crossing his arms with a blush on his face, embarrassed and insulted at the very idea of it.

[thegirlthingever]

*gives you a water bottle*

woaahhhhhh…iisl sav thhi for erfrcty :)))

{He places the water bottle close to Perfectly, for if he woke.}

[buhbuhbuhbuhbeanz7654]

BIG DECISIONS BEING MADE WOAAHHHHHH

[kestrels-nook]

Ohhhohhhh woaahhhhhh call your bluff up on a telephone and jam-jar my blood this is my loss of limb my loss of love

[fallingappleshurt]

Here’s a fun little challenge for some of the Dream smp fans/artists; out of any of the already existing fan-songs which would you put as the,

-Season 1 Opening and Ending theme songs(Arcs 1 & 2)

-Season 2 OP and ED

-Season 3 OP and ED

-Tales of the Smp OP and ED

[ohcruelmoved]

how many times can teddy change their psd in a week 

[mwagneto]

"wife and only son" UM ROLAND???????😤

[autistic-beshelar]

bill. i love her. 

“i stole it” SHE’S SO IMPRESSED

‘mum’ wha

lmao bill doesnt like nardole

‘im over 2000 years old i don’t always want to use the stairs’ can i use this excuse

‘future’ good girl

‘i wanna see if it’s happy’ PRECIOUS

ohh it’s her

oohhhhkaay so they’re not allowed to be sad

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN

2000 years old he still cant tuck in his shirt

ohhh she has a guitar necklace

DONT MAKE PERSONAL REMARKS

‘but who’s collecting the data’ clEVER

‘what if you fancy someone?’ ‘well i suppose you have to mAINTAIN EYE CONTACT WITH THEM’ he sounds so unimpressed lmao

‘i met an emperor made of algae once. he fancied me’ he sounds so upset. also that’s a rly good argument against veganism

FOOD SEXISM

really high blood pressure lmao

doctor please never smile again

did he just say ‘stay away from my bronte history’

he is the police

iM HAPPY I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY TOO

lamap

lightbulb emoji. cute

‘im not scottish im just cross’

dONT SENTIMENTALISE ME

‘you really are smiling.’ ‘do you know why? you are a really awesome tutor.’ i love her

oh gosh

bill pls dont cry

pods

people pods?

‘and i nearly killed all of them’ lmao

they need to reprogram the robots somehow

reset

SCARY HANDSOME GENIUS FROM SPACE

why can’t that wanker die

that was GOOD

[botan-shirabuki]

I'm not psychologically ready to unpack the subspacey implications in that epilogue but if not me then who..........

[beepboop358]

you about vecna/SW parallel: "someone goes from good to evil because they want more power and to live forever/be immortal" Will at the end of his The Other Side comic: "I'm just looking out for Will the Wise. I want him to live forever." hm. don't know if I like that

WOAAHHHHHH OHMYGOOODDDD (thanks for letting me know about this!) (my other post about Will/Vecna/SW)

I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING EITHER

IT REALLY IS WILL'S DARKEST SEASON, Y'ALL GET READY