#would like to not need that. and that wont be allowed for racing so like. double the reason to improve

[whippetcrimes]

We started the session being comfortable putting our nose in and then immediately pulling back for a treat. We end our session comfortably (loosely) bucked in

[angelic-ria]

hii, i just love ur works!!

can i request yandere megumi x fem reader smut? the reader is just very inexperienced and yan! megumi is superrr perverted and wants to corrupt her!!

ofc angel !!

Megumi's heart raced with excitement and desire as he gazed upon you. All innocent, yet alluring form. Poor girl, you had no idea what you were getting into, did you? Megumi would make sure of that. A small wicked grin spread across his face as he crept closer to you like a predator stalking its prey.

Then In one swift, sudden movement, Megumi pounced, pinning your inexperienced self against the bed. He could feel your racing heartbeat and hear your shaky breaths. Megumi leaned in close, his lips brushing against your ear as he whispered "Shhh, shhh, don't be scared. I'm going to make you feel things you've never felt before." He was excited to be your first. To corrupt you, to make you beg for more. He'll make sure their wont be another man at all who can please you like him. Gosh what a pervert.

He slid a hand down to your side, feeling the soft curve of your waist and hip, before gripping your ass possessively. Fondling it as he slips your pants off, leaving you in your panties. Pulling your hips flush against his own. Megumi captured your chin, forcing you to meet his intense crazed gaze. His other hand slid under your shirt, palming your breasts through your bra. He was going to claim every inch of you until your addicted and you'll be begging him to ruin you.

Megumi forced your legs apart, exposing the most intimate area. The fabric of your panties strained against your core as Megumi's fingers shoved them aside, feeling the damp wetness of your pretty pussy.

He eyes it. You're embarssed, as he then brings his fingers through your slick folds and plunged two fingers knuckle-deep into your cunt without warning. You threw your head back, mouth wide open as you allow yourself to be touched by him.

He wanted to fill you up with his cock and cum right now.

Your back arches as Megumi started pumping his fingers at a specific speed, curling them to hit that spongey spot deep inside that made you see stars. 

"That's it, moan for me. This cunt belongs to me now, understand? I'm gonna to ruin it." This was not even a good amount of what was running through his mind. The filthy disgusting perverted thoughts would cause someone a stroke if they could read his mind.

Megumi used his thumb to rub harsh circles around your clit as he finger-fucked you hard and you instantly moan loudly! the pressure on your clitoris is doing wonders. Megumi could feel your pussy clenching and quivering around his fingers, he knew you were close but instead he yanked his fingers out. Leaving your puffy hole all lonely and unfilled.

"No, please, don't stop!" you whimpered, trying to grind your hips against Megumi's hand, desperate for more friction.

Megumi just chuckled cruelly, undoing his pants with his other hand and pulling out his hard throbbing cock. He gently slapped it against your entrance then made the head run over your clit, making shivers hit your back.

"Beg for my cock, beg me to breed this tight little cunt," Megumi murmured, rubbing the swollen head of his cock through your soaked folds.

"Please, Megumi, please fuck me...I-I need your cock so badly, please breed me, fill me with your cum!" You babbled, too far gone in lust to care how desperate you sounded.

He starts fucking you. You moan and write under him. It was so heavenly, you were in pure bliss. His cock hit every inch right. He brings a hand to your tummy, fingers holding you so gently in contrast to how hard he’s fucking you. He raises your hips slightly and spreads your legs more as he watches the bulge of his cock in your stomach appear and disappear. He loved how big he was, compared to your small figure.

His thrusts were deep and fast making you unable to control anything. Soon enough you both come. White, warm and sticky fluid fills you up. He came in you. You're so spent and tired. But he starts thrusting again and you whimper.

"Your not going anywhere."

[babybearnation]

polyam!landoscar = red string connecting you to your soulmate(s); reader can see strings, but landoscar can't—they're already dating, but as far as they're concerned they've found their soulmate and that's that (even if they both feel something missing). reader is childhood friends with sighted!alex maybe and he realises that reader is landoscar's soulmate but doesn't want to say anything so he says something for them

(aka: non-sighted established landoscar; sighted reader who's too shy/scared to tell landoscar; sighted alex who meddles (possibly background logalex but :3))

im obsessed with everyone's rsv ideas, i wont lie - also we get some new rsv lore here regarding polyamory heheh

for more information about the world within red sight ‘verse, please read this post

non sighted!established!landoscar x red sighted!gn!reader (ft. red sighted!childhood bff!alex albon)

lando and oscar felt a connection the moment they met each other

they knew it'd be risky to start dating if they weren't soulmates but they went through with it anyways because the bond they felt was so strong

worked out in their favour though because, after sharing their first kiss, lando and oscar can see their strings... kind of

you see, lando and oscar unknowingly had a third soulmate - you

due to the rarity of polyamorous soulmates, it wasn't common knowledge on what would happen if not everyone involved kissed each other

lando and oscar could see their strings but they were faint, almost pink, and they couldn't touch them like red sight would allow them to

also, oscar and lando were almost positive they had two strings each but they could hardly see their strings and therefore couldn't track where the potential extra one led to

enter you

you know who their missing soulmate is

its you

the twined strings that looped around your finger always lead you to them and they tugged insistently pretty much every single race weekend

you were best friends with none other than alex albon and therefore, you had spent ages around lando whilst growing up and travelling with alex to his competitions and stuff like that

you'd known from the instant you met lando that you were his soulmate, but the extra string pointed somewhere else and it bothered you to no end

plus it nearly always tugged when you were at race tracks - less persistently than with lando's string, sure, but it still tugged

when oscar became alpine's reserve in 2022 and started attending every race track on the f1 calendar, you felt it every race weekend - you couldn't ignore it

when you realised it was oscar, you felt relieved - two drivers made things easier to manage!

but when you finally decided to do something about it, it was too late

lando and oscar were already together and they seemed perfectly content

maybe... maybe the universe was playing a cruel joke on you?

alex, however, was tired of watching lando & oscar play oblivious and was tired of dealing with a tragically depressed you

he was gonna say something

if it wasn't for his own soulmates stepping in and telling him that maybe he should speak to you first, he would've marched right on over and told lando and oscar the truth to their faces that very second

you talk to alex about it (george & logan on standby to control their boyfriend if needed) but it just leads to a big argument that has you storming off to mclaren

even though you refused to tell lando & oscar the truth, you still couldn't stay away from them and the three of you quickly became fast friends

so you rush to them for comfort without thinking about it

you end up spilling the truth to lando & oscar as you vent about how stupid alex is and its only when lando covers your mouth with his hand and whispers the words "we're soulmates?" that you realise what you've done

you go to apologise when lando leans in and kisses you

he pulls back and stares down at his hands, giggling and clapping excitedly when he notices the actually red string now

oscar bites his lip before shyly kissing you as well, gaining his own red sight

as you shyly tell oscar and lando the truth about how long you've known and how you didn't want to ruin anything with your strings, alex, george & logan watch on, all happy you three have finally sorted your shit out

© all rights to babybearnation 2025.

[nagujake]

୨⎯Keeping Secrets⎯୧

pairing: brothersbestfriend!jay x fem!reader

synopsis: Jay, your brothers best friend knows secrets that you don't want your brother to find out. When you realize he knows, you beg for him not to tell and he wont, but only under one condition.

word count: 1.7k

warnings: cursing, kissing, oral (fem rec.), choking, unprotected sex

MDNI

(NOT PROOF READ)

“And Jay’s here again. Ya know I would really love to leave my room and not see him here all the time” you stated as you ran down the stairs, receiving looks from your brother, and Jay. “Don’t you have your own house?” Jay smiled “don’t you know how to not be a bitch all the time?” Him and Sunghoon laughed as you reached the bottom of the stairs and flipped them both off. “Go fuck yourself.. which is your only option cuz you can’t find a girl when you’re always at my house”. Neither of them responded to you but Jay’s gaze lingered on you, dressed cutely in a short blue sundress that you paired with a pair of sneakers. “Hoon, I’m going with my friends for a while” You looked back at him from the front door, his gaze stuck to the TV as him and Jay played a video game. “Don’t stay out too late, don’t get pregnant” you smiled at his words and your eyes flickered over to Jay who was still staring at you. “Quit looking at me freak” He smiled at you “where are you going?” You glared at him “you’re not my brother don’t worry about it” You turned back to the door, leaving the house. 

“She’s just going out with her friend, Mae” Sunghoon said to Jay without looking away from the TV. “I don’t know why you try to be friendly with her, she hates you” Jay scoffed “I don’t know why!” This caused Sunghoon to look over at him “you just called her a bitch” Giving a confused look, Jay chuckled “you laughed about it” “I’m her brother, I’m allowed to". The room fell silent and they both went back to playing their game for a few minutes. “How do you know she’s not going out and partying or meeting guys?” Sunghoon laughed “bro, have you seen her? She’s a loser. She never leaves the house unless she’s going to work or going with Mae. She has no other friends or a life for that matter. Her partying and going with guys is the least of my worries” Jay just stared at him, staying quiet, because he knows the truth. 

There had been countless times Jay has watched you sneak out of the house in the sluttiest of outfits and sneak back in late into the night, usually drunk. He knows you’re not an innocent girl with no life like Sunghoon thinks. He didn’t feel any reason to rat you out to your brother though, you’re just being young and dumb but if Sunghoon ever did find out, you’d be dead. Jay also hated seeing you go out all the time. You always looked so good, so good for other people that weren’t him. You never gave him the time of day nor did you even look in his direction unless it was to talk shit about him. 

Slowly, you opened up your front door. Quietly stumbling in but tripping on the doormat and hitting the ground with a quiet thud. You immediately looked up to the couch, where you knew Jay would be sleeping, since he was staying over yet again. You carefully stood and grabbed your bag and phone off of the floor. You closed the front door and shuffled into the house more, being met with Jay standing up from the couch and approaching you. “Hey y/n” you gave him a fake smile, heart racing. “Hey Jay” you bounced from one foot to the other, looking up at him. “You’re home pretty late, and this isn’t what you left the house wearing” he stated with raised brows. You looked around trying to come up with an excuse but a wimpy “okay” was all that left your mouth. You mentally facepalmed yourself and looked back at him. “Why don’t you go up to bed. Do you need help?” You shook your head and started to walk to your room. 

After closing the door, you threw your stuff down. You paced around your room, panicking. You were sure Jay was gonna tell your brother and you just couldn’t have that. Sunghoon would have your head if he ever found out about the things you’d been doing. You’re his innocent baby sister and you cannot have him thinking otherwise. Should you just hope Jay keeps his mouth shut or should you go say something to him? You pondered both options before falling onto your bed, you couldn’t do this right now, not tonight. 

After a quick shower and getting ready for the day, you walked downstairs only finding Jay in the living room. “Where’s Hoonie?” He smirked at you “he went to work” you squinted at him “and you’re still here? you fucking freeloader” rolling your eyes, you began to walk away but he gripped your wrist to stop you. “I suggest you be nice to me” Slowly, you spun back around to face him. “And why is that?” He released you and crossed his arms “unless you want Sunghoon to know about you sneaking in last night and all the other nights too” Eyes widening in fear, you immediately started pleading “please don’t tell Sunghoon!… like I’m begging you Jay” He took a deep breath and smiled “don’t worry, I’m not going to” you sighed and felt your body relax “under one condition”. You immediately looked at him “what?” His hand moved up, pushing a strand of wet hair behind your ear. Pulling away, you glared up at him “what do you want loser?” He pursed his lips together and swallowed “I won’t tell Sunghoon, if you have sex with me” you started to laugh “fuck no. You think I’d fuck you? You’re a bum bro” He shrugged and pulled out his phone “this text will be fun to send then. I’d be expecting a call soon”. You watched as he clicked on Sunghoon’s messages and began to walk away. He slowly sat back down on the couch, his fingers flying over the keyboard. “Jay!” He ignored your shouting. “Jay please don’t tell Sunghoon! Please!” He stopped typing and looked over his shoulder at you “so what’s gonna happen then?” You walked over, standing directly in front of him. “Nothing, Jay. You’re hot and all but-“ He quickly clicked his phone off and smiled “I’m hot, you’re hot. I wanna fuck you, so I will keep your little secret if you do this with me. Are you really that against the idea?” You sighed and sat down next to him. “Fine loser. Let’s fuck then”.

That’s how you found yourself with Jay’s face in between your thighs, tongue moving furiously, your back arched off of the bed, moans spilling from your mouth. You may not have wanted to fuck him at first but now that he was eating you out so good, you regret not doing it sooner. 

“J-Jay.. fuck” you stuttered out, thighs slowly closing in on his head. “Cum on my tongue baby” he mumbled, his breath hot on your core. You thrusted against his tongue, hips shuddering as you felt your orgasm crash over you. You balled his hair into your fists, pulling roughly causing him to groan against you. “Fuck!” You moaned out, strings of whimpers following after as he rubbed your clit softly to help you ride out your high. 

He kissed up your body, hands squeezing your breasts as he attached his lips to yours in a rough kiss. His tongue dived into your mouth, a moan leaving you as you tasted yourself. “You taste so good huh?” You smiled against his lips and slowly pushed him away. 

He pulled back, onto his knees “get on your hands and knees baby” you spun around to lay on your stomach and got up like he asked. He rubbed his hand along your ass before giving it a rough smack, making you whine softly. Turning your head, you watched as he slid his boxers down, stroking himself a couple times before rubbing his tip against your entrance. You dropped to your elbows and closed your eyes as he slowly pushed in, groaning at the feeling. He began thrusting slowly, eyes closed and head thrown back “fuck baby, your pussy is so tight” You hummed to his words and he began thrusting faster. You gripped at your bed sheets tightly, which he noticed and reached around, pulling both of your arms behind your back and holding them with one hand and shoving your face into the pillow with the other hand. 

He quickened his pounding, harsher and faster than before. You half screamed, half moaned loudly at the feeling and wrapped your legs around him. “God, this pussy is perfect” He grabbed a chunk of your hair, yanking you up onto your knees and flush against his chest. He released your hair and wrapped one arm around your waist and the other gripped tightly around your neck. He began leaving little kisses on your neck and nipping softly at your earlobe. “Oh my god-“ you were cut off by a moan slipping past your lips. You gripped his arm as you started trembling slightly. “Baby girl, I’m gonna cum.. can I cum inside?” You nodded your head furiously “wait for me”. He released his grip on your waist, moving to your clit and rubbing meticulously to help you reach your orgasm. His hand tightened around your throat “fuck! Jay I’m com-“ your words caught in your throat from his roughened movements and your breathing quickened, becoming uneven as you came undone around him. You screamed out as he pushed in one final time, painting your insides with his cum. Throwing his head back, he groaned, and released his grasp on you completely. You fell back onto the bed as he pulled out and turned you on your back, claiming your lips in one final kiss then falling on the bed next to you. 

“Alright y/n, your secret is officially safe with me” you laughed softly and looked at him “all of them should be from now on because we’re gonna be fucking again, and again, and again”.

[dissociativedollcherry]

ㅤㅤ౨ৎ LETS DROP THE BEAT ⟡ ݁₊ .

₊⊹ TF2 MERCS WITH LUCIO READER

౨ৎ Pst! Cherry says: hello, it's been a while, i've been feeling better these days, but to refrain from feeling burn out again, I'll keep the requests closed and write some fanfics to cope for some time, hope this is okay<3 this was inspired by @papil0nglegs , make sure to check out some of their work 🫶🏼 (little bonus at the end)

｡𖦹° Type: Romantic/platonic, fluff, headcanons, reader isn't necessarily male, just has the same abilities as Lucio but can be seen as any gender u want <3

✧₊⁺ Characters: Scout, Medic and Spy.

♡ Song: PUNK TACTICS

⟡ ݁₊ . SCOUT

౨ৎ He's very normal about you. (he's not)

౨ৎ When Scout first met you, he was already really into your style and personality itself, finally someone who could keep up with his electric self! you two were inseparable at the moment you were put together.

౨�� Not only Scout likes your personality as a whole, he enjoys your way of battling, he finds it fun and its refreshing to hear some other noise other than the constant screaming and chaos of the battlefield.

౨ৎ Everytime he needs healing now he'll go to you for help, Medic also thanks you almost everyday from saving him from hearing "DOC!!" in that damn boston accent everyday, all day.

౨ৎ Is amazed by your social skills and how quick you are to befriend (almost) everyone in the team, Scout himself is a social guy but you just beat him easily.

౨ৎ So he matches your energy SO MUCH, everytime you go: "Lets do this team" or something of the genre, Scout always go: "HELL YEAH!!! U KNOW!" he loves when u do that.

౨ৎ Sometimes y'all race in the middle of the battle just for the fun of it, sometimes you win, sometimes he wins, but its always fun for both of you either way.

౨ৎ "Can't stop, wont stop!" "Hey! that's my line!"

⟡ ݁₊ . MEDIC

౨ৎ He's... neutral about you.

౨ৎ While Medic thinks your way of battling weird, he is quite fond of your way of healing, it's efficient and quick, but its kind of a bummer have to keep up with you in order to heal, and keeping up with you is something only Scout can pull off.

౨ৎ This old man also thinks your boom box so annoying, everytime you're near him, he gets an headache, seriously, Medic sometimes gets angry at how "unnecessarily" loud you are, but he doesn't say anything cuz he knows you don't really care about his annoyance anyways.

౨ৎ But like i said: you have some points with him for saving him from Scout: Medic could feel himself aging 3x faster just from hearing Scout calling him.

౨ৎ Doesn't really Uber you since you're also on the healing side too, so he thinks it would be a waste, maybe he would if you asked for i but if not Medic won't even cogitate.

౨ৎ I have to say: Medic's a bit jealous of your tech and healing skills, but his pride would never allow him to admit it, usually would just try to do something alike in secret, if you catch him, doc's going to deny it to the end.

౨ৎ Medic finds you polite too, a bit too electric, but polite, even when he ends up envying your tech and whatnot... you always is positive towards the old doctor.

౨ৎ Not much to say, this man is cool with you.

౨ৎ "You ready doc?" "Let's do this mein Freund"

⟡ ݁₊ . SPY

౨ৎ Oh please stop.

౨ৎ You guys are polar opposites, while he's all sneaky and silent, you're all intense and loud, he HATES that, is it so hard for you to keep it down??

౨ৎ Sometimes he asks himself how do you even is one of the most efficient mercs, Spy thinks the way you work is so unprofessional.

౨ৎ You two have beef and it shows, everytime you two ends up interacting in the battlefield you always got some funny remark to make about him, and so does he.

౨ৎ You may or may not blow up his plan of sneaking behind enemies by making noise to startle the enemy, consequently getting him eliminated.

౨ৎ Spy is getting gray hairs just from people mentioning you, another one that always ends up with headaches because of your music, but unlike Medic he voices his annoyance, but again: you do not care, so you just mock him.

౨ৎ You also sometimes switch your healing area to speed when Spy tries to enter it to heal himself, and your little smug ass go: "We need a healer!" while spy is just 🧍🏼

౨ৎ Spy labels you the #1 stressful merc to be around now, making Scout go to 2nd place! congrats 🎉

౨ৎ "Must you always be so loud?" "not my fault you don't like music."

⟡ ݁₊ . BONUS !!

⟡ ݁₊ . Little interactions dialog you have with them<3

౨ৎ "Yo Scout, you killing it with that bat!" "And ur killing with those skates!"

౨ৎ "We need a healer!" "Very professional..."

౨ৎ "Lets pump this battlefield!" "I like your enthusiasm mein freund."

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Hello miss Raven! Sorry to bother you! But it suddenly come to my mind since catnip can affect big cats, do you think it can affect any feline beastmen too?

would the rest of the nations government considered it to be illegal to own any catnip plants since it can cause them euphoria? Would it even be more strict at sunset savannah since there are tons of lion and feline beastment there? would there be like catnip cartel to distribute it illegaly??

And idk if there is a clash between human and beastmen in twst but, would it offend and considered as rude to any feline beastmen if we show or give them catnip?

Also if we bring catnip at leona ob showdown and throw it at his face, would he resent us for that?? And make the whole savannaclaw hostile toward us? Would mr sam even sell that? Or the opposite, would it help us calmed down leona and defeat him easily?!

Sorry for the word vomit!! It just wont get out of my head! 😔

Hello ^^ I've actually already discussed this before! (You can find that original post here; you may also be interested in this post, which talks about how the Night Howlers from Zootopia and how they might affect Twst's various races.) I basically said that it's possible that catnip has an effect on feline beastmen, but the effects don't seem to last long (~10 minutes in large cats like lions; 15-30 minutes in housecats) and, of course, not all beastmen are impacted by it (since only about 70% of cats irl react to catnip). I also think it's possible for beastmen to override the relaxing effects of catnip, since they have their own sentience and will that's more characteristic of a human than a cat. Them partly being human might grant them some resistance too; it's not as though beastmen are purely animal.

I don't think catnip would be considered a super hard drug that would be distributed illegally or that needs to be strictly regulated. It's not really one irl either, right? It either just relaxes you or makes you more active (chewing, biting, etc.). It kinda just sounds like an over-the-counter medicine to me, maybe something a feline beastman might take to help them unwind and/or to be more alert. I can't imagine that catnip would have a huge impact on someone that's the size of a human, and certainly not an impact so significant it would allow us to instantly beat a rampaging OB. Catnip lasts for shorter amounts of time and appears to be less effective the larger the animal is (and beastmen are pretty big compared to housecats).

In terms of human-beastmen relationships, there's definitely been a history of tension between them, but it doesn't seem to be as huge of a deal as the tension between humans and fae. Humans and beastmen seem to get along alright nowadays, although there are still instances in which microaggressions occur. I do think it might be considered rude to give a feline beastmen catnip though 😅 since that's something usually given to housecats as a treat; I don't think feline beastmen would appreciate being treated like a common pet... It feels like you're belittling them or treating them as just another animal rather than a human's equal.

(… Though it’s also entirely possible that Twst does allow beastmen to be impacted by catnip, if only for like a moment of cute fanservice or something.)

[secretly-from-the80s]

My outsiders head cannons because idk im bored (warning I’ll prolly misspell things!)

Darry:

1: When he was younger he used to play in the mud with Pony and soda and they would go back into the house and their mom would kick them out and would have to spray them down with a hose

2: (after the book) Darry and pony had gotten into a argument like brothers do and Darry Couldng handle it anymore and broke down in tears in front of both his brothers.

3: he has nightmares sometimes and they cause him to wake up in a panic and he would always have to check up on pony and soda to make sure they were okay

4: idk why some people like make him seem like a Facebook mom who likes minion memes and dad jokes. HES BARELY 20 YEARS OLD. He would probably say the most unfiltered ass shit in a group chat 😭

5: he gets those random urges to like kick or playfully hit pony or soda (I do that 😣)

6: ate rotten food once and work and got sick and his boss had to drive the boy home since he was so sick

7: will probably work himself till he makes himself sick like he Wont stop himself till someone stops him

8: hates seeming like a parent more then a older brother sometimes when the boys need reminders that Darry is still their brother Darry will start a game of tag and all the brothers will run around the house. (When they did that when their parents were alive they knocked down a special vase and they all got whooped)

9 : likes cats. He has a stray cat at work that he shares his lunch with he named it “kitty cat” sooooo creative righttt

10: doesn’t like ham (idk that just randomly appeared in my mind)

Extra: used to bite as a child and gags when those chunks of food in the sink hits his hands

Soda

1: stinks like car oil and pony will not allow him to get into the bed till he showers

2: likes grilled cheeses (me too bro)

3: he once caught Darry having a panic attack and didn’t really know what to do since he’s never really saw his brother like Cry like that so he was awkwardly comforting him😭

4: makes Radom sounds like with his mouth and it’s makes the others tweak

5: gets dates mixed up really easily

6: after Darry slapped pony, soda in a fit of like idk rage punched Darry square in the face.

7: WILL forget to clean under his fingernails.

8: Darry ate his food once and soda ignored him for the rest of the night. Anytime Darry Tried to talk to him soda would give him a snooty face and would cross his arms and say “mhmp”

9: cries when he watches dog movies (like all dogs go to heaven or a dogs purpose or a dogs way home)

10: has the most NASTIEST converse and refuses to clean them

Ponyboy

1: can only cook eggs he cannot cook anything else 😭

2: loves chocolate milk (I think that’s in the book)

3: tried Darry’s coffee once and almost threw up since it was so bitter

4: likes to race Darry since they were both in sports that involved a lot of running

5: stole one of Darry’s old sweatshirts and REFUSES to give it back. He loves that sweatshirt it’s like 2 sizes to big for him

6: (after the book) had a huge growth spurt after the book like it wasn’t even funny😭

7: since Darry and soda are such deep sleepers pony once drew like a “rocketship” and all those other things teenage boys draw he drew it on his brothers faces😣

8: chews his nails

9: has/had a crush on a soc girl and got teased by the gang relentlessly

10: (if it was like modern day idk) he would love headphones/airpods

Dallas

1: got chased by a dog and is forever traumatized from

2: would prolly stink like beer and sweat

3: bro can sleep through a tornado

4: bro prolly has the most greasiest hair

5: bro has a laugh that makes everyone else laugh

6: (before the Curtis parents died) dally finally made Darry sneak out with him and they ended up getting pulled up on by Mr Curtis and they both ended up getting in so much trouble 😭

7: made a your mom joke to the Curtis brothers and ended up getting jumped 😣

8: like those bland ass Cheerios

9: favorite fruit is cherries

10: bro will flip his underwear inside out and backwards since his nasty ass don’t wanna waste the time to wash the clothes

Steve

1: gets mad and when Darry doesn’t make chocolate cake 😣

2: bro will make himself at home at the Curtis house that couch practically as a ass imprint from him

3: likes strawberry shortcake (that’s his favorite dessert)

4: has so much beef with ponyboy they diss eachother anytime they get to

5: bro will HOG the bed if you share it with him

(Sorry his is kinda short 😣)

Two-bit

1: lost his Mickey Mouse shirt in the washer and thought he lost it forever

2: has a younger sister (protective brother)

3: knows how to braid hair

4: tried to recreate Darry’s infamous chocolate cake and he failed miserably 😭

5: he was really mad at Darry when pony ran away. When he found out he said straight in Darry’s face “good brother my ass.”

6: favorite Disney princess is belle (idk why I thought of that)

7: when he’s actually like serious the gang like tenses up a bit

8: knows all the drama from his younger sister he had beef with little kids he’s never even met

His lil sister: “yeah and Shelly and David are dating when she knew David was my crush and I told her too”

Two-bit: “I don’t like Shelly or David 🙄”

Johnny

1: (when the Curtis parents were alive) he once ran to the Curtis house after his father hit him super hard and Mrs Curtis took him in for the night giving him a hot meal and a warm shower and some clean clothes.

2: whenever he needs to crash somewhere he has a designated pallet that he sleeps on in the Curtis house

3: likes m&m popcorn

4: chews the side of his nails

5: can go days without eating

6: bro needs to wash that Jean jacket

(SORRY HIS IS SO SHORT)

[belivinginyourselfistherealmagic]

So you have a demon living inside of you?

A Jasminka centric fanfic 🍩✨️

Jasminka finally reveals she has a demonic spirit inside of her that she keeps at bay with snacks

Warnings: Ukraine famine mentioned (I have made the fic before the war) maybe medical neglect tw over eating tw

So you have a demon living inside of you? Amanda asked to make sure she heard right

Yep

Actually demons but yes

But if I feed them its all right

Wait so that time I lost the race cause of that donut was because of that

Im sorry I remembered that for you for too long...

Yes I always eat extra just in case

I promise I didnt mean to lose it back then

Im sure there is a cure Diana says in a serious tone while sounding a bit more worried than usual but still keeping her composure

No she raised a hand to stop her

I already made peace with them

We actually become kind of friends

I give them snacks to not destroy the world and they keep me company

She smiled her usual sweet smile

Like she was when she was offering some chocolate chip cookies

Just this matter was quite more serious

They are actually really misunderstood spirits

Sits down to start to tell the story

Many years ago back in Ukraine there was a human made Great Famine

And these spirits are all thats left

Lotte covered her mouth Diana looked shocked and all could Akko do is gasp

But Jasminka continued before seeing anymore reactions

She kept it to herself for too long

And she didnt know if she could continue if she would look everyone in the eye

They were so angry that they wanted to destroy all that pain and the only way they thought they could is to just destroy everything

For many years that was their plan

But they couldnt cause they were too weak

not without a body

Not without a host

And one day they found me

I was a lonely child I was using my summer days in Ukraine to lay outside on the grass and eating chips

And then they found me

At the start I didnt know what got into me I felt great pain and hunger

That 3 meals a day couldnt cover anymore I became angry and explosive

And had powers too big for my age

I got food from every place I could get my hand on and stole if I didnt

At the start my parents thought it was just emotions from starting to become a teenager

But when I blew up the kitchen at 11 which was too much power for an 11 year old and "my favorite place" as they liked to call it

they realized maybe there was something more to it they realized maybe there was something wrong

So they took me to see many witch doctors in many professions

That all didnt know what to do

Till I reached a spirit magic witch

Like Lotte

All eyes were turned to Lotte

Like me?

Yes How they found out what was wrong was they took me to a spirit magic user

And they talked to my spirits and told my parents what was wrong

I was very young so I dont remember very much

Just the whole if you wont eat enough the world might end

But all I remember after that trip I was allowed to eat a lot more snacks

And I finally felt like myself again

She posed cause she heard a small voice starting to speak

By the way I know Im not as good as those witches in spirit magic

But just know that if you ever need help with trying to communicate with them Im here said Lotte

And if you need help stealing some food Im here too Akko blurted

Sucy looked judging Akko's interruption and was about to make a snarky comment

But before she could say anything Jasminka said

Thanks I appreciate all the support I could get smiling her usual smile but a bit less worry free this time

Wait back to the all the world is ending bit Amanda said

Might she pointed

Thats what she worried that all they would see her is as a threat

Everyone else she had let close in the past has left

She needs to keep it together they are her friends after all

How do you handle the stress of complete doom over everything above your head?

When you are afraid of something for so long you start to barely notice it

And so do you want to have my number as an emergency contact for if you need food

Yes I would love to

Amanda is right you should have a safety plan

And I know you dont want to banish your spirits

And I respect that but I believe you need a plan b for if you somehow fail Diana said

She didnt like to think about that she usually thought about it only before she went to sleep a space where she knew she was helpless to do anything if everything turned wrong

And wonder if the next time she would wake in the morning everything would be gone

Diana continued Thats why we need to find something to protect you

Protect you she liked that

Usually others made it always sound like it was to prevent the whole world doom

They made it sound like only she is the problem that needs to be stopped

And wouldnt at all be in forever misery and pain or even gone too if it were to happen

Now she just realized that never heard that as a child hurt

A pain she didnt know she had

Um thank you she said while taking another bite of her chips and hoped no one will notice

Its the least I could d-

Diana got cut off by Jasminka crying bout

But the doctors said was no way

Maybe there wasent back then but since then the amount of magic we have and advancements we have made could be enough Diana retorted

But they said the magic was too strong she felt desperate

Thats what she knew for so long it pained her for so long and there might be a way?

She knew not to let her hopes up

But she also knew since then cause it seemed fixed her parents just kinda left it

They didnt know the anxiety she had felt each night

And they didnt know how her stomach hurt a lot of the time cause she couldnt take any chances and overate

But Diana is right

There might be new solutions

Diana continued again The thing is we dont need to contain it we just need to redirect it

Till you get something to eat which at max could be a few hours

If its with teleportation magic or converting the energy

We are lucky to be in a school with the number 1 expert in magic conversions

Professor Croix

And Im not sure if you are aware but she owes us

And I will accompany you Akko raised her hand clearly trying to be there for her even if her biggest experty is Shiny Chariot

You cant you are already failing your classes Diana replied immediately

Akko's face had fallen and looked like a sad puppy

Diana coughed you cant all the time

We will take turns in accompanying you

I will come most of the time for the technicalities and Lotte will come too

Me??

Yes since you have more knowledge of the technicalities of spirits and how they work

Lotte nodded

And other will come for emotional support since Im not always the best at it I admit

And I need Lotte's full attention

Did everyone understood Diana exclaimed

Everyone nodded in unity

Good

A weight had lifted off her chest they are really by her side

Not just for their own safety but for her

Now I will later make you a list of all the things we need to do to figure out a permanent solution

You dont need to carry that weight on your shoulders alone anymore

Diana gaze softened

She already stopped feeling that way

But still she was starving for any reassurance she could get

Talking about starving she noticed she reached the crums of the bag and opened some toffee

And she thought maybe she could be eating more for herself

And not just out of fear

Maybe this will be one of the last times she will have to

[moth-murdock]

Mattfoggy fluff/angst: Foggy with an allergy (maybe uncommon like food coloring dyes, wine, cranberries or avocados just to be funny) and Matt using his super senses to check his food before Foggy gets hurt. Maybe it's an intentional poisoning? Maybe not?

Allergies

A/n: can you tell I have no idea how allergies work? also this turned out as more comfort than hurt so I'm sorry. I think I need to write a full on angst piece to get the hang of it

Genre: hurt/comfort

Summary: foggy has a weird allergy. Matt usually remembers for him, but what happens when he's not there?

Warnings: mentions of hospitals, probably inaccurate descriptions of medical procedures

Other tags: sassy foggy nelson, Shakira reference, MattFoggy bickering like an old married couple and also like toddlers at the same time

Word count: 1,035

The first time Foggy had a reaction in college, Matt nearly had a heart attack. He could hear his friend's heartbeat race, hear the way his breathing started to rasp, and practically smell the panic in the air. If he had been able to see Foggy swell up, he thinks, he would have died. Luckily, Matt was able to snap out of it and grab Foggy's EpiPen in time.

After receiving a firm talking-to from Matt about checking ingredients for allergens, Foggy finally tells him why he didn't check. He's allergic to a very specific food dye, which is more expensive than normal ones, so companies usually cheap out and don't buy it anyway.

A few days pass before Matt brings up the topic again, during their usual grocery trip. Foggy does most of everything, and Matt is really only there to check if the selected produce will go bad within the week.

"hey, Foggy?"

"yeah, buddy?" Foggy replies almost absentmindedly, looking for a peach that doesn't have bruises all over

"you know that dye you're allergic to?"

"yeah, why?"

"do they sell anything with it here?"

"... Yeah... Why?..."

"I was just thinking... Like... What if I could... Memorize how it smells or something... So that you don't have an accident like that again?" Matt offers, hoping Foggy takes it well.

Foggy does a full stop, not having expected that at all.

"you... you can do that?"

"I mean, if you want... you can say no if y-"

"are you kidding me? That's awesome! Of course, dude!"

And that's how it began. Every time they went out to eat at a new place, Matt would check Foggy's food. It was discreet, but it was effective. In the very rare cases that Matt detected that specific dye, any trace of it at all, he'd switch plates with Foggy. Sometimes, Matt would have ordered something that Foggy didn't like, to which Foggy would pout.

"Matt, really? You know I don't like this."

"it's that or death, Fog."

"I would rather die than eat this."

"very funny."

Despite all protests, Matt simply would not allow Foggy to eat anything that pinged his radar. At all. No matter how minimal, no matter what, no matter where. And all was well with the world.

Until Foggy ran into some old 'friends' from their days at Landman and Zack. They seemed nice enough, even inviting him out to drinks! Foggy is quick to call Matt, feeling that nostalgia from simpler times when his best friend wasn't a crime fighting ninja (to his knowledge).

"Matt! You'll never guess who I just saw!"

"hm?"

"I just ran into Darren and Mitchell!"

"from L and Z?"

"from L and Z. They invited me out for drinks!"

Matt is immediately a bit suspicious, as those two had been known to be pranksters who would push things too far.

"are you sure that's a good idea?" He asks

"of course it is! It'll be nice to catch up with some old bros!"

"when is this going to be?"

"what are you, my mom?"

"Foggy. When?"

"geez... they said Sunday morning..."

"and are you going?"

"sure, why not?"

"... just be careful, babe..."

"You say that like they're drug dealers. It's fine. I'll see you at home, okay?"

"I wont."

"very funny."

Matt spends the week worrying, which he's not good at hiding. Foggy can tell by the way his brows pinch when he thinks about it, the way the lips he loves so much form into a pout (and how badly he wants to kiss it away each time), and the way Matt will stand, lost in thought, with his hands on his sassy hips (Shakira Shakira) when he's alone.

He's walking home from Mass when he gets the call from the hospital. Anaphylactic shock. He almost forgets to pretend to be a normal blind person when he turns and starts to run towards Metro General. He knows the way there by heart, having gone to see Claire enough times to be able to locate it no matter where he is.

It's another moment where Matt is glad to be blind when he walks into the hospital room. He can hear the beeps of medical instruments and Foggy's soft breaths. He can smell the lingering scent of alcohol on Foggy's breath and clothes, along with the sterile hospital room. The only thing keeping him sane in this second is the steady sound of Foggy's heartbeat. The one sound he'll never tire of.

He is beside Foggy in an instant, taking his hand and praying under his breath. He prays harder than he did for Elektra. He damn near cries at the fact that Foggy doesn't know he's here, which in turn makes him pissed off that Darren and Mitchell couldn't be bothered to stay at the hospital.

The moment Matt hears Foggy take in a deeper breath signaling that he's awake, he's asking a million questions between kisses to the soft skin of Foggy's hand, which is still clutched tightly in his.

"what happened?" Matt quickly asks

"I had a-"

"why didn't you call me?"

"I was-"

"what were you drinking?"

"it wa-"

"I told you this was a bad ide-"

"Matt!" Foggy finally snaps, which gets Matt to shut up

"Matt. Let me talk." He says, his voice still a bit raspy and not fully recovered

"It was an accident. We went to that one fancy bar that just opened, and they told me I had to try this one house drink... I didn't know it would have that dye."

"I should have been there."

"you were at Mass." Foggy reminds him

"I could've-"

"no. You weren't going to miss Mass to go be a service dog for me."

"but-"

"Matthew Murdock, relax. This was an accident. They had no way of knowing."

"you could have died..."

"but I didn't."

"you could've"

"I didn't."

Matt relents with a sigh, pressing a lingering kiss to the back of Foggy's hand. Foggy brings his other hand up to pat Matt's head gently, a grin on his face

"you really could have been a service dog in a past life..." He chuckles

"you're unbelievable."

"good boy?"

"don't even start."

[miss-choco-chips]

HI! :> It's nice evening to send random asks! Please tell me where each of the people you ship Kuroko (KnB) with would take Kuroko on a date? And where would Kuroko woult take himself on a date) :>

hi dear!!! Its so nice to hear from you! I haven't checked my ask box in like... a year lmao and just checked it now and saw your message!! Destiny, i tell you!

Well, I ship Kuroko with basically everyone, but I'll answer about the big ones.

answer under the cut cause it got big

Kagami: I feel like Kagami would be either be really chill, since they've been friends for so long, that he'd take Kuroko somewhere they already hang out at (ex, Maji burger and then their favoirte streetcourt), OR he gets all self conscious because he wants it to be perfect so he prepares something homemade and they watch movies at his place (where the GoM can't spy on them). Thats if they are in japan. I love fics where they live in America togheter, and over there, I think he'd take Kuroko to an amusement park or to see one of his favorite spots. They are best friends, before they are partners.

Aomine: Maji, streetcourt and then home to make out, in that order, if he's the one to plan it. If he makes the mistake (or miraculous decision) of letting Momoi know they have a date, she'll insist he 'treats her tetsu-kun right', so he'll give it a bit more thought and take Kuroko to a nice cafe, where Kuroko can read one of his books while Aomine browses through his magazines. Peaceful and comfortable, like the twin souls they are like when alone togheter. They don't need to do anything special for it to feel special.

Akashi:... he's over the top, okay? He'll pick Kuroko up in a luxurious car, take him to a 5 star restaurant and then take him to a nice walk in a rose garden or something (and if there's no rose garden in the city, he'll have one built specficially for that). He'll kiss him under the stars, and sappy after all that, he'll allow Kuroko to take HIM to an ice-cream parlor. They end the night speaking about everything and nothing over some vainilla and strawberry ice cream. And sometimes, when Kuroko insists on doing something silly and unexpected (the only person who can still surprise Akashi), like racing through the park or smearing ice cream on akashi's nose, he feels like the young boy he still is but was never allowed to act like.

Kise: After recovering from the near happines-induced heart attack after Kuroko said yes, Kise would go ape-shit planning the perfect date. He's not confident he'll get a second one if he messes this up (he would, but kuroko wont ever admit as much), so he overcompensates by interviewing the people closest to kuroko to help him come up with something perfect. In the end, he decides on a quiet picnic alone togheter, in an open field where Nigou can run to his heart's content while they talk, away from fangirls and cameras. He's a perfect gentleman, walking Kuroko home to his door, and is so surprised by Kuroko's unexpected goodbye kiss that he ALMOST forgets to immediately text him a text begging for a second date. He doesn't, and the positive reply leaves him smiling for hours.

Thats my main ships... But I basically ship Kuroko with everyone lmao so *shrugs*

And as to where Kuroko would take himself... I'd say he'll probably go to his favorite bookstore, get something nice to eat, and find a streetcourt so he can relax, eat and read, and then watch someone play ball or play himself if the urge strikes. Nothing too crazy, in my opinion

If you have any other ideas, id love to read them!

[brucewaynehater101]

I think the worst one for his family to find out about him healing would be if he said, "I did have to use some of my feathers to survive the Titans Tower attack." While refusing to look at Jason. Or maybe he could mention that due to being a bird, his bones are hollow and more fragile than humans. What if he had unknown to his family used a feather during training? Just. One of them managed to hit him in the side of the head and Tim goes down. But a few moments later he's up and holding the side of his head where they hit him, groaning. Whoever did it gets a lecture and Tim is benched until his "concussion" is healed.

I also love your thing about Tim not being able to feel the positive emotions as deeply either. It's heart breaking but makes sense. I wonder if his refusal to show anger or joy would lead to his family thinking he has some kind of neurological disorder where he physically can't feel those emotions as strongly and try to send him to therapy so that he can get some kind of medication to help with that.

I currently have two ideas for how the family could find out and neither are pleasant for anyone involved. On the one hand, Tim catching the attention of Scarecrow because his fear gas doesn't seem to effect him as much (it does, but Tim's greatest fear in this one is loosing control of his emotions and letting his instincts take over so as soon as he gets gassed he's trying to keep everything under control so he can "hide his wings again" even though they never came out) so he ends up making an extra powerful version juuust for Tim that would have even Bruce kicking and screaming. He lures the Bats into his hide out with some canisters of regular fear gas and then somehow manages to get Tim with a dart full of the special formula.

Of course everyone freaks out as Tim's breathing picks up speed and he starts to back away from them, pulling into himself. They try to say things but he clearly can't hear them as he covers down and whimpers about something needing to go away, that no one is allowed to see it, that no one can *know*. Scarecrow isn't happy though and yells, "scream! Why aren't you screaming?! You're the only one I've never heard *scream*!" Bruce takes down Scarecrow quickly and hauls him out of the room so they can focus on Tim, trying to get near him. But when Dick touches his arm to try and ground him, a panic that Tim can't possibly smother races through him and he lashes out, claws and wings extending as he tries to get away. Tim screams at them, "NO I WONT BE SOLD FOR WHAT I AM, ILL KILL YOU!"

Then on the other hand, possibly even worse, some poachers come around Gothem with a device that scans for magical creatures. They don't know who this guy with black hair and blue eyes In a suit is and they don't care. They don't have any idea what he is either, beyond that he's a paycheck if they can grab him. Tim doesn't fight back really hard when they come for him, thinking that it's his turn with the monthly family kidnapping of some idiot who went "if I kidnap a Wayne I can ransom them to Bruce for a lot of money". It's not until the car door closes and he feels the magical wards around the van that he begins to truly panic and fight, but the wards are up and doing their job, acting as a powerful sedative that Tim has no defense against as he slips unconscious. When he wakes up, it's his worst nightmares come to life. He's stuck in a cage and his Glamor is gone and there are people leering at him and talking about how much money a *thing* like him will make them.

By the time the Bats manage to get there though, Tim has been sold off to the highest bidder and the Bats are informed that these people only deal in Magical Creatures. They tell the Bats that it's no wonder they didn't know what he is because his species hold what they are as their deepest secret. After all, they inform the Bats, the poachers did sell the Phoenix to Circe herself for 6 million dollars.

Both of those are absolutely delectable. I am more partial to the Scarecrow one (just cause ofnTim having some type of "immunity" which inspires Scarecrow to increase his formula is a really interesting concept).

The poachers one is super cool too! There's a ton of ways that can unfold. I am curious if the device they use is rare/expensive. Otherwise, lots of folks could figure him out.

The tidbit you added about the fragile bones is devastating. Poor Tim is just trying to live his life when the hits he takes do more damage to him than the others (which can add onto his angst of not being enough).

[moonshynecybin]

marc undressing another man.... sorry but you can't tell me vale wouldn't be the most jealous man on planet earth. he doesn't want marc anymore (or at least that's what he tells himself) but at the same time nobody else is allowed to have him! he would sooner forgive and forget everything that happened than be okay with seeing marc with someone else

vale sowing: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!

vale reaping: Well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

truly like. jealousy is another one that’s interesting to play out for them because marc is so blindingly and publicly and LOUDLY stuck on vale. like to this day vale can open his instagram explore page or whatever and see marc in a cunty turtleneck with his cheekbones out and dramatic reality show confessional lighting pontificating about how vale can totally call him later if he wants to fuck. marc voice please please please youre nothing. now. that being said. i don’t know if vale 100% believes marc is in EARNEST on those (myriad) occasions, but certainly it helps him on a subliminal level to know he was the best dick of marc’s life and he isn’t over him.

where this gets reallyyyy interesting for me is post ALL IN, where i think marc is trying to actually fire back a lil… exert some autonomy. take off the widow’s veil. like suddenly vale has lost the proverbial high ground in terms of being in this weird longing covenant with marc. he’s lost his love, in a way. break up 2: this time he maybe WONT come to your semiannual post retirement mildly drunk booty call :( and hilariously. i can see that fucking rattling him a bit.

so vale’s in his own head. pathetically shadow boxing his demons. whatever so it goes. and he ALSO notices at the next race he attends that marc has gotten a new trainer. older than him. italian. the marc marquez special as we have all seen and perceived. and five alarm bells are ringing in the back of vale’s head like FULL kill bill sirens and then he sees the new trainer guy (nice normal dude hired for PT. marc has met him. Twice.) like. dig a thumb into the muscle of marc’s arm and marc’s whole body visibly relaxes and vale feels about ten different types of insane about it. like he LOVESSSS to do things for people he cares about its his favorite thing. and if he saw marc get a need fulfilled like that when he’s been so obviously wanting and in pain— and directly AFTER his i’m done with you for realsies docu-break up letter— vale would go fucking crazybananas. like he enrolls in an online massage therapy class that day. just in case. not even under a fake name he’s that rattled.

[bridgyrose]

Ladybug week day 5: Beach Day

Blake finished packing her bag and double checked she had everything she needed. Towel? Check. Swimsuit? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Everything was packed and accounted for.

Except for Ruby. 

Not that it was hard to find her, the hotel wasnt very big and while Argus was a larger city, there were only so many weapon shops that Ruby was allowed to go to since she promised to keep close. Especially since today was supposed to be a day about them.

Still, Blake grabbed her scroll and dialed Ruby’s number. A smile crossed her lips as Ruby answered. “Where are you? We’re supposed to be heading to the beach.” 

“And we will, but I’m running a bit late,” Ruby answered. “Something came up and I cant… exactly… pull away from it.” 

“This is supposed to be our vacation.” 

“And it is! I promise! I’ll explain once I get there.” 

“Please dont take too long. I dont want a repeat of last time.” 

“There wont be. I’ll meet you at the beach.” 

“Alright. I love you.” 

“Love you too.” 

The call ended and Blake let out a sigh as she put her scroll down. Every time they went on any sort of vacation, there was always something that pulled Ruby away. A grimm attack, an urgent mission that Ozpin needed her for, a missing pet… something always needed more attention. 

Still, Ruby wasnt one to back down from a promise. If she was going to be at the beach later, then Blake trusted she’d be there. So, she grabbed her pack and started to make her way out of the hotel and towards the beach. And it was still their vacation even if Ruby was pulled away for something else. And if anything, it’d mean she can get a spot for the two of them. 

Blake smiled and took a deep breath as she stepped outside of the hotel and felt the warm, summer sun on her skin. It was still early enough in the day that the streets were still relatively quiet as others started to make their way to work or towards the shops. A few military airships flew overhead on patrol like they always did to make sure there werent any grimm heading towards the city. And being this close to the beach meant that she could smell the salt in the air. 

She made her way to the beach and walked down the quiet streets, though she couldnt help but keep an eye out for Ruby. Even with the promise that she’d be at the beach, there still felt like there was something odd in her voice with the way she spoke. Her voice had sounded nervous as if there was something she had wanted to say, and she was much more vague than she’d normally be if she was called onto a mission. 

Blake paused as she saw a few rose petals flutter through the streets towards her. She caught one and watched it disintegrate in her hand. This was certainly proof that Ruby was still in Argus. And if she was still here, then maybe she could catch her and find out what was more important than taking a day off to relax. 

Her eyes wandered down the street to see a few more rose petals in the breeze and she started to make her way in the direction they were coming from. Ruby had to be close if she could see the petals like this. Or at least close enough since her petals didnt last for too long. 

It wasnt long before Blake found herself running through the streets chasing after rose petals that were carried along the breeze. She caught a few of them, smiling as they took longer to disappear in her hands. More of them started to flutter in the wind and she raced faster, using her own semblance to hop up onto the rooftops expecting to find Ruby-

“Are you looking for someone?” a florist asked. 

-only to find nothing more than just a florist’s cart. Blake’s eyes watched as a few rose petals fell off the roses and were carried off by the wind the same way Ruby’s would. She could feel her stomach twist in knots, nervous that Ruby had left. “N-no, I just… I thought I smelled some flowers from home but I see I was mistaken.” 

The florist nodded and started to mess with a few of the flowers. “Where are you from?” 

“Menagerie.” 

“You’re the second person who wanted flowers from there,” the florist said as she started to move her cart. “Another girl with a red cloak came by asking for the same thing. Said she wanted them for someone.” 

“Where did she go?” Blake asked.

“Towards the beach.” 

“Thank you!” Blake yelled out as she started to head towards the beach. She kept to the rooftops, using her semblance to throw herself over the gaps between a few of the buildings, hoping she wasnt going to be too late for Ruby. Of course she should’ve trusted Ruby that she’d be there, and jumping to the conclusion that she was going to take a mission over spending time with her wasnt exactly the best thought she could’ve had. 

Blake dropped from the rooftops and to the street just before reaching the beach, almost out of breath as she made her way down. It was already busier than expected, which meant finding a spot would’ve been easier if she had just made her way over in the first place instead of trying to find Ruby. Still, this could be salvaged. All she had to do was find a place before Ruby found her-

“Blake!” Ruby called out. “Over here!” 

Blake followed the sound of Ruby’s voice and found her over by a picnic table. A smile crossed her lips when she saw a bouquet of passion flowers in Ruby’s hands. “Sorry I’m late. It took a little longer to get here than I thought. “

“Well, it is summer,” Ruby said with a smile. “Guess everyone else had the same idea as we did.” 

“I-I should’ve expected that.” 

“Its fine. We still have a great spot. We’re over by the foodshack and not too far away from the water as well. Plus, the day’s only just started, so it should get less crowded as it goes on.” 

Blake nodded and sat her pack down next to her on the bench. “So, were those what you were running late for?” 

Ruby sat the small vase and the bouquet of flowers on the table and smiled. “That and a surprise for later at our hotel.”

“What kind of surprise?” 

“If you can catch me, maybe I’ll tell you.” 

“Wait, Ruby!” Blake couldnt help but laugh as Ruby rushed off in a flurry of petals towards the water. She got up and started to chase after, taking her shoes off as she ran through the sand. Today was going to be a wonderful day.

[scoy-supremacy]

Pit Babe Ep 10

This wasn't watched all in one sitting, but I wanted to post all of it together

If Babe races does that means that there's a chance hes the one that gets hurt and not Charlie?

I kind of want Charlie to win ngl, oh right i forgot hes gonna die in a car accident. Whoops.

I trust Jeff i trust Jeff i trust Jeff 🙏 😭

Charlie wont actually die hell be fine. It's okay, right? Like hes fine? I know I heard he would die but not yet right? They wouldn't do that to me would they? They wouldn't make Babes last word to Charlie be 'im dissapointed' right?? THEY WOULDNT HURT ME LIKE THAT WOULD THEY??

AND BABE KNOWS WHEN HE DIES BC HIS POWERS COME BACK NOOOOOOO

Im distressed now, chest hurty.

Dont answer this, but did Jeff orcastrate this knowing Kenta would be watching? What if he made the accident worse on purpose, or maybe they gave Charlie a 'pretend to be dead' drug, or maybe I need to accept hes dead. I won't do that though, im going to be delulu until the day I die.

I always do this. I go into a show knowing X character dies and then they still become my favorite character and i convince myself that they won't really die, that them being dead is a Fandom joke, or it just won't happen when I watch the show. I get so delulu about it everytime.

What if Kenta saved Kim, that would be great. I need one win from this ep plz and I've been waiting for Kim to be saved for too long. Im still sad Sonic and North couldn't get him out.

Kenta needs to bail on this bullshit anyways, he wants to beat loved by Daddy Tony so bad but its just not going to happen. It's not his fault things aren't working but he gets punished no matter what.

I cant handle Babe crying, it hurts me in a way him being angry or mean just never could.

Idk Babe, i dont think you should be alone, you haven't really been alone since before Charlie popped up. I really really dont think he should be alone.

WHY ARE THEY HAVING A FUNERAL THATS NOT ALLOWED CHARLIE ISNT DEAD HES NOT ALLOWED TO BE

Charlie had to have been lying about only being able to give back power if he dies right? This is a big plot right?? Cmon guys i can only tolerate his absence so long, give me back my baby.

I cant handle Babe crying at Charlie's grave I think my heart is actually breaking rn, I can't remember the last time I cried this much watching a drama, and im not even doen with the episode im like 20 min in or something

Im so glad Kim is finally free and I get to see Jeff and Alan together again, they're every cute.

Jeff is so cute wtf, cheek kiss and then run away, i love them your honor they're keeping me from having a mental breakdown over Charlie lowkey.

Babe watching Charlie's crash over and over, its time for more hurt after that comfort I see. I was starting to get delulu about Charlie being fine again and the writers went 'no no, hes dead and Babe is hurting'

Ah right to Way, that's not a bad move. I dont necessarily think Way is a bad person at his core. I think he was being manipulated (like all of Daddy's children), and really did love Babe. He went about everything the wrong way. But I dont think that makes him a bad person.

Dean is allowed to be upset but also... dude. A person died?? What am I saying. No he didn't hes not dead. Hes fine, everything is fine

I take it back, fuck Dean in particular.

He could just be angry and upset and quit, he didn't have to KILL MY BABY BOY IM SO UPSET

oh good more Jeff Alan to save me in the next episode

[cuboftea]

This might be stupid as shit, but consider:

Ghost Walkie Talkie

Blurbs underneath

When Ballpoint Pen and the squad at MeAfterlife decide to try to run the race after Springy recovers, the biggest worry they run into is ensuring Walkie survives, as not only can she literally not run a race, but her design made some glaring problems with the logic of the race.

With Walkie needing to physically be at the beginning to be considered as part of the race, BP assumed they could just carry her to the finish, but as it turns out, even though its not a part of her body, the pole she’s tied to counts as part of her code, it was in her design and its why she’s still attached to it when in MeAfterlife. It’s large, heavy, and very difficult to work with. It would be super risky for the group to hold it while attempting the race, even if everyone pitched in.

The plan gets narrowed down to: the pole gets removed, and while Walkie wont be connected to it, everyone will hold the pole parallel to the starting line so no one is at more risk of loosing than the others.

They’ll at least try to carry it for a few second on the race, then let go and only hold on to Walkie as they complete it. Holding it too long could exhaust them and result in more people loosing the race. Springy, however, really wanted to try to bring it all the way, which Ballpoint allows him to attempt with some of the others on the condition of abandoning the idea if they cant make it. (kinda have a silly idea that Dr. Fizz made a training regiment for the Unvitationals in preparation for the race)

They hope that if they at least bring the pole, that’ll initiate the race and if they bring Walkie’s main body to the end, then she’ll be considered mostly recovered. Whether its enough to make a full recovery or turn her into a ghost, they have no idea. It might not even work at all, but with the resources they have, its the best they can do.

Walkie, of course, has to agree to the plan, and she does cuz 1) she cant afford to be picky and 2) To her surprise the group refused to leave her in MeAfterlife to do the race themselves, as no one would be there to help. She doesnt want them to stay behind just for her, so she just wants to get this over with, even if it fails and she gets deleted.

They go through with it, it gets scary as hell because running a death race holding a giant heavy pole is very difficult, but they manage to get started. Springy and the Unvitational Committee resolve to carry it longer than the others, but obviously they cant bring it all the way and Walkie forces them to let go of it before they end up loosing the race themselves. BP actually held on to it the least but slowed down near Springy because he was actually conserving energy to make sure to assist him if he overexerted himself(which yea, Springy did do that)

Springy accidentally drops Walkie due to glitching and the pole issue making everyone lag behind, but everyone works together to pick Walkie up and ensure they all make it. However, because the pole was deleted, and thus Walkie’s body began to deteriorate, shes the only one who wakes up as a ghost.

Obviously she ends up in the same arrangement as other ghosts, but for her, things are very different.

While trapped in the house, the fact she could actually fly and move on her own was a big deal.

With her face being broken due to being dropped, the sparks emitting from the broken side of her screen resembles an eye and a mouth, allowing her for the first time to emote and have a face of her own.

So while its not ideal, living at Mepad Mansion with people who weren’t from season 3 actually became really healing for her, and helped her see herself as a person away from Mephone 4, considering the fact she was made as Mephones shoulder devil by design.

(In general my headcanon is BP and Walkie being different from the others, instead of being characters with traits Mephone liked, they were created due to subconscious needs and to process his conflicting feelings. Walkie was supposed to entertain what Mephone felt and wanted, vs Ballpoint being truthful about what Mephone needed, and what Mephone knew was the right choice. Thats why Walkie somewhat knew about them being created by him, because internally he somewhat knew that deep down too. That everything was tailored to him. And due to that, BP and Walkie share some similar personality traits to Mephone that only start shining through when they outgrow their roles, and both have some discomfort about feeling like a part of Mephone’s brain and not their own people. But while BP is considered a good result of it, Walkie’s position dehumanized her more, and BP tries to make up for it by sticking together. I like to call them Mephone4’s shoulder angel and devil.)

[alastyr-not-alastair]

*breaks through your window*

Have you ever wondered how steves are born? i mean like, we all have our headcanons and many of them are pretty similar but who wants to hear mine now

well if you're still reading you probably want to

So this one i'm making specific to my fanfic Sins of the Forefathers (i promise guys im still working on it, i jsut wrote the first chapter without making an outline and now i actually have to write a whole story) just because I think it’s silly, there’s no real reason and I don’t think that it’ll end up being some major plot point or anything so I can share without spoilers!

currently there are 2 big headcanons around, 1 of them being from a bit that states that steves reproduce using diamonds, and the other one being that the energy around the place can gather into one spot until theres so much that it creates a new steve

theres also... mpreg but i'd rather NOT

so naturally i combined them

To create a child you will need a diamond and at least 2 parents that are (preferably) of the same colour! the parents need to pour in a considerable amount of their energy into the diamond to create a new steve, while the diamond acts as a sort of vessel to hold onto their power. if this was tried WITHOUT the diamond, the energy would just dissipate into the air.

This ritual leaves the parents depleted of their own energy, which is why sometimes there will be more than 2 parents, just so that the load is lighter for them. Typically, the energy split isn't 100% even, so one parent may have put in a slightly larger amount of their own energy, this usually leads to the kid being closer to that parent in shade and power type/level.

When theres a third parent introduced for the sole reason of allowing the first 2 to not have to lose so much energy, they typically only gve a small amount of their own. Not enough to influence the child but enough that the parents wont be left EXHAUSTED afterwards. When theres a third parent because they also want to be a parent and have a kid, its once again a mostly even split between all of them

This all continues no matter how many parents you introduce into the mix

now the diamond! as the energy is put into the diamond, the core of it starts to become almost like a star, a core that is keeping the energy circulating and moving inside of it until it starts to create a living being. From then on, the diamond acts as an egg.

the kid inside will slowly use up the diamonds carbon from the inside out, as the energy poured into them combines with the energy that the diamond is absorbing from the general area as well. The diamond will slowly start to slightly change colour and go opaque.

The closer that the diamond egg is to people, the faster it'll hatch simply due to it absorbing energy left in the air that people give off.

The core continues to eat away at the diamond from the inside as a steve forms in there. At this point of their lives they don't need to worry about any food or water or anything because of the fact that they're still only feeding off the energy in the universe.

Once enough energy has been absorbed, the diamond shell that's left over will start to crack and fracture. The cracks will be more like something is expanding out of it rather than just breaking out. The first crack will always be the loudest as it is when the most energy is let out. At that point the kid can come crawling out the diamond and BOOM! you have a child!

A couple thoughts more that i have that im not sure where to put in:

the steves are a carbon based race due to the fact that diamonds are entirely carbon

a new hatch will be like, the size of a large hand. They grow fast once they're out

the way they're made is quite literally like a new star, and that first crack is their supernova. they basically go through the life cycle of a star before they're even born

different colours can technically have children together but it doesn't always have the intended result. Most times the energy they pour in isnt compatible so it... makes the diamond blow up....

if they do manage to succeed, the kid will be one colour or the other, as the energy of the parent who poured less energy would slowly get converted into something the other parents is more compatible with

In the case of Rainbow Steve:

So he’s an unnatural abomination of a Steve, we all know that, right?

If you didn’t, you do now bc he’s canonically made of like 5 people

Rainbow Steve was in fact made the traditional egg way, but the outputs of the energy put into the diamond had to be made so precise it wouldn’t go one way or another. He would also then have been required to be put in an environment where all the outside energy would not influence what colour he turned out to be.

The way this was done was it was completed one person at a time. Each person first had to learn to manipulate their own energy into a spare vessel with a measuring tool in it, and once it was measured to be exactly 1/7th of the total energy they would all put in, they would have to carefully manipulate the energy in an environment where there’s no extra energy swirling around, and put that into the diamond

Rinse and repeat the process 7 times and you have a rainbow egg hopefully, which would then be carefully fed equal amounts of all energy in a sealed off room. Eventually Rainbow Steve would hatch from it and all the scientists would breath a collective sigh of relief

A pretty normal way to make him honestly, but the constant feeding of the egg exhausted the scientists pretty fast, so eventually they just made a filtering system that would store the energy they let off naturally and use that to give to the egg

Also all the scientists fell in love with each other during their time there, it’s canon I said so