#wt incorrect

[profewriting]

one day in sniper's daily practice

[ a broken fish rod placed on the table ]

Azuma: "So, who broke it?"

Chika, Touma, Narasaka, Satori, Arafune, Ema: *keep silent*

Azuma: "I'm not mad, I just wanna know."

All: *still silent*

Chika: "I did, I broke it—"

Azuma: "No, no you didn't."

Azuma: "Arafune?"

Arafune: "Don't look at me. Look at Satori."

Satori: "What?! I didn't break it."

Arafune: "Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?"

Satori: "Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!"

Arafune: "Suspicious."

Satori: "No, it’s not!"

Touma: "If it matters, probably not, Ema was the last one to use it."

Ema: "Liar! I don’t even know how to use that!"

Touma: "Oh really? Then what were you doing standing near that table earlier?"

Ema: "I just standing beside Natsume-san (and Amatori-san). Everyone knows that, Touma-senpai."

Chika: "Alright! Let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Azuma-san."

Azuma: "No. Who broke it?"

All: *keep silent*

Touma, whispering: "Azuma-san, Narasaka has been awfully quiet…"

Narasaka: "REALLY?!"

Touma: "Yeah, really!"

All: *burst into chaos again*

Azuma: "I broke it."

Azuma: "It slipped from my hands when I'm cleaning it."

Azuma: "I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick."

[itsinkwell]

More of these under the cut cus my folder has 101 of them

[twink-between-worlds]

Vio: look, just because i can write like 16,000 words and use big words sometimes, doesn’t mean i can make it through an entire conversation without somehow fucking up

[uesugirondo]

Rindo: Hyuse can you read number 23 for the class?

Hyuse: No I cannot

Hyuse: What up I'm Hyuse, 16, and I never fucking learned how to read

[spaciebabie]

You were pulled along by one of your coworkers, through the corridors of the horror attraction, towards one of the rooms.

“What is this about??” You questioned.

“Springtrap.” Your coworker stated simply.

“Isn’t he being worked on?” You tilted your head.

Your coworker just sighed. The two of you were getting closer. “He should be. We need to check a couple of things. But...”

“But what?”

They came to an abrupt stop in front of one of the doorways, and then gestured for you to look inside. You did.

Three other of your coworkers were inside of the room, backing up, with their hands up in the air. All three of them looked nervous.

...So did Springtrap. He was in the other corner of the room, glaring at them, his ears lowered, and his fuzzy paws gripping the wall. A noise was coming from him.

Yet, it didn’t sound like the purring noise that you were used to—instead, it sounded as if he were growling at the three.

“...He’s not very happy.” The original coworker spoke up, awkwardly coughing. “We need your help. He likes you.”

They gently nudged you into the entryway, and after a second, you moved further into the room. “Springtrap-“

At your voice, the rabbit’s ears shot up, and he looked away from the cowering coworkers, and towards you. His growling immediately lessened.

“Love?”

“Uh-huh.”

Another moment passed, and then you were standing in front of him. Springtrap lowered himself, just a little bit, as you began speaking further.

His growling continued to lessen, soon enough becoming the familiar purring.

Springtrap was only focused on you and your voice—and too distracted to notice and feel your coworkers beginning their check-up.

He didn’t care any longer. Not when you were with him.

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[veirsewrites]

can you give us some incorrect WTS quotes to satisfy your dialogue cravings? :)

I’m not funny enough to think of any on my own so I’ve taken from here and here!

—

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

Eddie: Rude.

Arlo/Aida: That's fair.

MC: Not again.

Amelie: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

—

Amelie & MC in the back of Eddie’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Arlo/Aida: We have food at home.

Eddie: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Amelie & MC: YAYYYYYY!

Eddie: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

—

MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Amelie: Is it me, MC?

MC: No, it’s not you.

Eddie: Is it me, MC?

MC: It’s not you either.

Arlo/Aida: Is it me, MC?

MC:

MC, mockingly: Is IT mE, MC?

—

Eddie: Everyone synchronise your watches.

MC: I don't know how to do that.

Amelie: I don't wear a watch.

Arlo/Aida: Time is a construct.

—

Arlo/Aida, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Amelie, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

MC, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Eddie, appalled: Call the exorcist.

—

Eddie: That's ridiculous, MC doesn't have a crush on me.

Arlo/Aida: Yes they do.

Amelie: Yes they do.

MC: Yes I do.

—

Arlo/Aida: You have friends and I envy that.

MC: You're welcome to share my friends.

Arlo/Aida: *looks at Amelie and Eddie*

Arlo/Aida: I don't want those.

[akq96618]

incorrect wt

[real-total-drama-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/real-total-drama-takes/757256820718026752/ok-hot-take-nobody-actually-ships-coderra-every

Sorry anon but… you couldn’t be any more incorrect lol

For one I’m an adult so it would be *incredibly* concerning if my reasoning for shipping coderra was because I found sierra hot or something but that aside I ship coderra for a variety of different reasons. I will admit it was based on canon at first but after I was called out big time for that my opinion on how coderra could work has significantly shifted; I mostly ship it because of how I think it has massive potential for sierra. Sierra already showed massive improvement in TDAS where there are a few implications she and Cody are together; she never touched Cameron inappropriately without his consent or took his stuff (Ik that’s the bare minimum but it’s still a major improvement from her wt actions.) coderra can only work if sierra goes through a lot of intensive therapy that acknowledges her childhood struggles and why she acts the way that she does- she needs to learn to properly respect Cody for who he is as a person and not her idea of him. Once she’s finally completed her therapy journey by actually making the improvements I think it would be a wonderful thing if Cody recognized these improvements and fell in love with her for them. So yeah, *this* is why I ship coderra, not some superficial reason of projection.

-🐈

[askyuuandco]

Incorrect Quotes: Crazy Quotes

---After something chaotic happened and Yuu was right about it---

My Yuu: ...It was the Overblot creatures again wasn't it? >:)

Crowley: Nooo... >:(

My Yuu: Betcha I'm right >:D

Crowley: Betcha you're wrong >:(

My Yuu: Betcha you're a skank >:D

Crowley: Betcha your an A**hole D:<

My Yuu: B**** I EAT PEOPLE!

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---Gets on his broadcast system on his giant mech---

Idia: I've come to make an announcement: Malleus Draconia's a b****-a** mother******. He pissed on my f****** wife. That's right. He took his dragon f*****' quilly d***s out and he pissed on my F****** wife, and he said his d***s was "THIS BIG", and I said, "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Malleus Draconia, you got two small d***s. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my d*** looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f***** my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f*** the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f***** earth, now get out of my f***** sight before I piss on you too! *hangs up*

Overblot Malleus: >:-0

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Ace: *playing on the PS4*

Grim: Yuu said it's my turn to play on the PS4 >:(

Ace: no way buzz off >:(

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Lilia: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember… But where are those who share the memory?

Malleus's Grandmother & Baul: We're right here damn you >:0

Lilia: oh I'm sorry >.>

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---When the boys fight in the MC's house---

MC/Yuu: I WILL HAVE ORDER!! >:(

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Boys: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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Yuu: Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than the other dorm leader's, I didn't care about being a great mage. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened...I lost my sanity.

Ace: that's great and all but how about we not have this s*** for two minutes... my food's getting cold

Overblot Yuu: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Ace: WT-!!!

[spicycakes]

I swear this was how the encounter went...

[youllnevergetmealive]

Gwen: Did I make some mistakes? Yes.

Gwen: Were they actually all mistakes? Yes.

Gwen: But did it all work out? Not really.

[mazojo]

Anyways little dump drawing based on this x 

[mightydrarry]

Meanwhile in the glade

Newt: If you were a vegetable you would be a cutecumber :)

Thomas: Ok first why would I want to be a vegetable and second wts is a cutecumber??

Newt:

Thomas:

Thomas: uhm...

Thomas: If you were a baker i would fill your buns with cream ;))))

Newt: *blushes like mad*

[uesugirondo]

Yuma: "Road Work Ahead"? Uh yeah I sure hope it does

[abunchofbadchoices]

Anna : So what's your biggest fear?

MC : I'm arachnophobic.

Aubrey : You don't want spiders to get married??

[inaccurate-janto-conversations]

Jack: Hey, Ianto! So...I know that I had just asked you to go on a date with me like I dunno a week ago? And have been flirting/having sex with you exclusively for quite some time now. But imma just go ahead and continue to flirt with this other person (seemingly) without talking to you about it beforehand, is that cool with you?

Ianto: Yeah, that's fine!

Ianto: By the way, can we just both agree that neither of us has any idea as to where the hell we're going with this relationship?

Jack: Yup!

Ianto: And can we also agree to never discuss this subject ever again because both of us are overly emotional dorks who are terrified of losing those closest to us?

Jack: Absolutely!

Ianto: Great! I'm glad we're in agreement then.

Jack: 100%

Ianto: Good...

Jack: Yeah...

Ianto:

Jack:

Ianto:

Jack: By never...do you mean...?

Ianto: Until I'm literally days away from dying, and even then we're only allowed to just barely attempt to start trying to fix this beautiful garbage of a thing that we call a relationship, yes.

Jack: Perfect!

Jack: ...and you death...will it be-

Ianto: Completely pointless and extremely avoidable? Yes

Jack: Great! My feelings towards you are very confused Ianto

Ianto: My feelings towards you are confused as well sir