#wtf did andrew do though

[princessanneftw]

Hardest working royals of 2023 revealed

Princess Anne tops list with more than 450 engagements with the King also increasing his time spent at public events

Patrick Sawer, Senior News Reporter and Hannah Furness, Royal Editor for The Telegraph

Princess Anne was the hardest working royal this year, carrying out 457 engagements as she lent steadfast support to her brother in his role as monarch.

The King was ranked in second place, having taken part in 425 royal engagements, while his brother the Duke of Edinburgh was third, with 297 engagements.

The Queen was fourth with 233 royal engagements and the Duchess of Edinburgh fifth with 219.

An analysis by The Telegraph of public events and official meetings based on entries published in the Court Circular showed that the Princess Royal continued to be the most industrious member of the family.

Princess Anne and the King were among members of the Royal family to increase their workload over the past year, after taking on many of the duties and engagements previously conducted by the late Queen Elizabeth.

A separate analysis last year by Reboot SEO company showed that Princess Anne carried out 214 royal engagements, while the King took part in 181.

In a typical average week this year, Princess Anne undertook between 12 and 14 engagements.

Her busiest month was February, when the Princess Royal undertook 57 engagements, which included trips to Australia and New Zealand.

Richard Fitzwilliams, a royal commentator and former editor of The International Who’s Who said: “Anne is one of the best advertisements for the Royal family because she is hardworking, she is dedicated and she is popular because people look at the way she handles things and they like it.

“The public see Anne as someone who is grounded, I think the institution does need her very much.”

The King’s workload over the past 12 months included a state visit to France in September as well as his own Coronation on May 6.

Some of his busiest days have involved back-to-back meetings at Buckingham Palace with ambassadors and other dignitaries and politicians, while the King has also undertaken numerous smaller-scale engagements in the community, visiting local projects and businesses.

Typical of this was his visit to the Broke Not Broken charity in Kinross in September, where he viewed its food bank store, and vegetable garden and met volunteers and members of staff, before visiting an art exhibition and a day centre.

The Court Circular shows that over the past 12 months both the Prince of Wales and the Duke of Gloucester carried out 172 royal engagements each.

The Princess of Wales undertook 128 and the Duchess of Gloucester 111. The Duke of Kent carried out 69 engagements.

An analysis of the number and type of royal engagements raises questions about the future of the monarchy, with the Prince and Princess of Wales taking a very different approach to that of the older generation.

The majority of day-to-day engagements are now carried out by those well into or approaching retirement age, with the Duchess of Edinburgh now 58 and the Duke of Edinburgh turning 60 next year.

The Waleses have deliberately chosen to focus on fewer patronages, hoping to use their power to shine a light on issues close to their hearts to make a bigger difference.

Traditionalists have raised questions over who will pick up the numerous daily visits around the country in the newly slimmed down monarchy with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex departed and the children of the Princess Royal, Duke of York and Duke of Edinburgh not working members of the family.

Dickie Arbiter, the royal commentator who was press spokesman for Queen Elizabeth from 1988 until 2000, said Princess Anne provided invaluable support to the King.

“She just gets on with it, often carrying out multiple engagements in one day,” he said.

“Of course much of what the King does is behind the scenes, in meetings and going through his red boxes, which doesn’t warrant a mention in the Court Circular.”

Mr Arbiter added: “Anne is a tremendous support to the King. He bounces ideas off her. For an ageing monarchy they are doing pretty well.”

[riverbends]

https://www.tumblr.com/andrewcodymybeloved/781526766708719616/fuckin-wrong-baz-i-will-have-his-babies

omg ok hear me out…

Imagine overhearing this convo or having pope sadly tell you about it. Imagine having to try to cheer him up and convince him that you would have his children.

Like I would let my man breed me on the spot… but that’s just me

YES. it terrifies him to think that baz might be right—that andrew cody can only harm, never nurture.

he probably wouldn’t tell you about it though. too scared you might agree with baz. you’d have to be eavesdropping nearby and you’d bring it up later in your own home, maybe sitting down somewhere. i reckon the couch, late at night. he’s got some NatGeo documentary on and you watch quietly with him. you’ve got your feet in his lap, your ankles locked under his hands.

maybe you ask him if you can have his baby. you say it like you’re trying to borrow his shirt.

(nsfw-ish stuff below the cut)

he just turns his head and looks at you with that signature frown of his. the question makes his throat go dry so when he says “what?”, you can barely hear him.

“baby or no baby?”

still staring at you, mouth a little parted. he’s utterly perplexed while you wait for him to answer.

“i don’t understand,” he whispers. then blinks. you shrug and lightly nudge a foot into his thigh before his hands tighten over your ankles. he wants to know what the fuck you’re talking about.

“i want a baby,” you say, so simply. “whenever it suits you, of course.”

you watch him breathe. the light from the tv licks at his face. he lets eyes his fall to your childless stomach, and then to the floor. and then his attention is back on the documentary without a word. but you smile to yourself because you know his brain is probably trying to compute the possibility now and he has to figure out if you knew what baz said to him earlier. and how. and why on earth you would want such a thing from himself of all people.

when you’re in bed, he still doesn’t address it. he just summarises something he’s supposed to do with the boys tomorrow. asks you what time you’re finishing work so he can pick you up after collecting lena from school.

in the dark, he rests on his back while you nestle into his side. his heartbeat thumps steadily under your open palm.

“what did you mean?” he murmurs into your hair and you lift your head.

“jesus, you know what i meant,” you laugh.

when he doesn’t say anything, you’re getting up and straddling him. he lets you, of course. he always will. you just have to adjust your clothes before you can take him to the hilt. pleasure swallows him as you ride your way up. his hands are iron on your thighs.

you lean down, rolling your pelvis against his while he’s still inside, and you just tell him to keep going until it takes. he nods like he’s obeying an order. and then he’s got you on your back. he’s going for a home run. he does exactly as he was told and keeps going until he knows it takes.

…….guys you have to put me down like an animal or i fear i will never stop WTF

[lifemod17]

thoughts on 'Unaired EP'

IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-

below the cut in case you don't want spoilers <3

Nobody's Soldier

THE FUCKIN FALSETTO IS DRIVING ME INSANE ITS LIKE HE LACED THIS SONG WITH CRACK

"Benzos and gasoline" line is WILD (it is so hot for no reason wtf Andrew)

the little break that happens at 1:43 with. i don't even know what that is? like a sort of distorted / reverbed guitar bend / riff? either way, LOVE THAT.

also lets give it up one time for the organ, that is SO GNARLY, YOU CANNOT DENY IT!!!

hearing the live version vs. this recorded one is different, I literally went "OMFG WHAT IS THIS PART" starting at 2:53 when he gets all whisper-y WHY IS IT SO HOT

Listen man, I am a sucker for a good pause, and that pause after the bridge has me UNWELL.

SLOWING IT DOWN for the ending will never not be iconic. you don't see that happening a lot!

the intake of breath on the outro??!! tumblr user lifemod17 is NOT FARING WELL

July

so full of hope and promise and really just about having that thing or that someone to look forward to. The definition of "postpone that funeral"

THE SYNTHS??? FORGIVE HIM FATHER FOR HE HAS SYNTH!!!

"JUST KNOWING THAT'S GETTING ME THROUGH"?!?!?!? I wanna throw up. that is a Tonee-ass line. yeah 'July' is DEFINITELY taking the crown. This is my favorite from the EP.

i WAS right! he says 'prada' because it just made so much sense with the 'wore me out' line.

the whole second half had me in SHAMBLES. the lyrics were already insane but also throw in his soft voice mixed with the FUNKY & GROOVY beat?? I fear it is so over for me (I was genuinely screaming into a pillow and needed to sit down even though I was already sat and also I didn't know what to do with my person so I was just laying there and looking up at the ceiling while fighting off tears. I was SHOOK.)

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and makes me want to roll downhill a field and pick flowers to give to strangers

Have I mentioned the pen game? Because it is on level 9000. His pen was on fire when he has writing this

B A S S O U T R O GOT ME ACTING TF UP

That You Are

I was not expecting the lyrics to be "that I'd be anywhere that you are". im sorry but that is devastatingly beautiful and rips my heart out brb sobbing

my wig quietly and peacefully ascended from my head.

it's a lot more raw, production wise. the vocals aren't super clean, but I actually really like it this way!!! it makes the song that much more precious, gentle, intimate

Bedouine's vocals NEVER DISAPPOINTS!! She always has a way of transporting you with her music- makes you feel like you're floating above water

I needed to sautee the yearning for this one, its so pretty but hits you right in the feels

The fact that this is speculated to be the contender for the spot of 'I, Carrion (Icarian)' I'M GONNA CRY AGAIN Andrew please do an EP breakdown cuz I need to know!

that little instrumental interlude towards the bridge is so lovely and the entire song really! I think they did a good job of splitting the vibe 50/50 <- I say this because I listen to Bedouine a lot and the vibe of her songs is definitely here. it just really shows that they both wrote this together. its not a feature, its a collab

We're all gonna cry and then afterwards we're all gonna hug cuz this song just inflicted so much emotional damage upon all of us

[rendiamberspirit]

How about a MadaTobi story inspired by the movie The Proposal, where Margaret is Tobirama (Although she is not related to the Senjus and is an orphan, she also changed her last name to Hyōgetsu) and is going to be on the cover of China, her country of origin, because her visa expired and she has not renewed it despite the insistence of her lawyer and Andrew is Madara who wanted to get out of the responsibilities of being the patriarch of the Uchiha because he did not like it and wanted to travel beyond Konoha (it is almost like a city-state close to Japan to the South with others). But they are part of Japan at some point and technically it continues but they are more independent. In desperation as in the movie she says she is engaged to Madara and she stays WTF? (They have a tense relationship but they respect each other . . . In some way, it would be like in the movie). Tobirama, who half-threatens him that if they replace her, the next boss might fire him, but he's going to tell him that if they continue with this, he'll promote him. The problem is that Tobirama must travel to Madara's homeland because that way he'll believe the farce more, and from there his journey begins ajjjaja

Okay so I've been trying with this idea for like a week? I honestly don't remember when I got this and I've started and stopped several ideas. But I just can't come up with a good story for it. Like I love the idea but it's the world building and relationships I'm struggling with.

I feel like Tobirama is so shaped by his (her in this) family that it's hard to develop his character without them.

At least for me.

But I really do like the idea!

The closest I got to the idea was this:

Tobirama does not want to go back to China. She is loving her life in Japan, she loves her job and the country. It just feels like a place she belongs. If she goes back to China she will just be Butsuma's daughter and Hashirama's little sister. Her only real worth is securing a marriage to improve their family's business. She will go back to being nothing, the only person that really cares about her is Hashirama and he has no real power over their father.

She wants to keep being herself, to make her own choices, for her to have control over every part of her life.

Madara struggles with Tobirama, she is a good boss, doesn't decline days off and gives raises, but she is ice cold. He's never seen her smile, and he is her right hand. Though with little decision power, she has to control EVERYTHING. It annoys Madara, but not enough to leave his job, it's a damn good job with good pay, and on top of that it keeps him from having to go home and take over as clan head.

Right now his brother helps their father with the duties to the clan, it's something Izuna excels at. Just one more reason to stay away from Konoha. His brother will be a great clan head, Madara though? He just isn't meant for it, it doesn't feel right.

Tobirama finds out her visa is going to be canceled and is desperate to stay here. Going home will slowly kill her, and if she has to go back to China there is nowhere her father won't find her. She will be forced to go home and reclaim her prior role.

Her lawyer stands there awkwardly waiting for Tobirama to respond to the news.

But just as she is despairing her fate and wondering who her father will push her to marry, Madara walks in with coffee for them.

This. This is the answer.

"What if I were to marry could I stay?"

"Well yes, but you don't have time to find someone and know them well enough to marry. And that's if they want to marry at all. You need months or years and you have weeks."

Tobirama's eyes cut over to Madara, her stare intense, Madara doesn't know what is happening but he knows it's in his best interest to go along with whatever she is about to say.

"Madara I know we haven't talked about marriage yet, but would you be willing to speed up our relationship a bit?"

It's only years of learning self control that keeps Madara's jaw from dropping. "Uh right. Yes that would be doable. It was going to happen one day anyway."

Holy shit Madara is going to get married. To Tobirama. The ice queen. How is he going to live like that?!

[leroiestmortvivelareine]

tgr live journal - ch 7-8

my reactions to reading tgr

(all chapters)

tgr live - ch 7-8

who did that post saying Jean would have freshman following him around in awe while he glared at them - its so true

like ducklings

oh, Jean's gonna be talking about Grayson to Lucas. we all know it.

Biker Jean is coming, and we are NOT ready

the Foxes are a pack of useless fools, little thing like a murder trial and they lose focus for an entire WEEK

i can't talk about the trial

i can't talk about Neil being still like stone

I can't

endless hours of fictitious legal drama in the world yet that scene on the stairs will haunt me forever

thank you Nora for not putting us through too much

Nicky... oh my poor Nicky... please believe you have a family. The right family. You chose right, you did, you did...

don't touch that car you idiots it's going to explode

LOLLL... imagine if Jean's and Kevin's shiny new cars arrived with a card saying "please stop sleeping with my stepson"

Nora you are fucking diabolical

whatever hole Tetsuji's hiding in, I hope he gets to hear about the Ravens stooping so low as to bribe people to please say nice things about them

although I like to imagine he's still in the murder room where we left him, doubled over on his knees and hating life.

Kevin got all his textbooks back, aw. The EA Kevin shrine joins the PSU ring-binder Kevin shrine. I wonder if they'll ever meet up, and argue about whose owner was more obsessed

Are the books damaged? No but they're sticky for some reason

mmm hmm we're sure you'd like to show Kevin the best Los Angeles has to offer Jeremy

lack of impressive things to do in South Carolina???? WTF???? does he not know about the roof with the broken lock?? is he unaware there are beanbag chairs?? has he never seen the Mas?? never been to Sweeties?? EDEN'S?????!?!!! The world is not enough for you Jeremy????

The freshmen are revolting

lol Neil is the new Kevin

OH NO YOU DID NOT BRING ANDREW TO CALIFORNIA!!! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU DO NOT PUT THAT MAN IN THIS STATE!!!

lol Neil you demon of chaos

you are sooooooooo sleeping on the couch when Andrew gets home

Dunno what you're both so upset about, I did give you details! I said I had pad thai with chicken and coconut rice and a mango lassi

Left out some vital points though...

...Like which state you visited...

...And a whole other crime family...

...And attempted murder...

...And actual murder...

Also tbh it was really a pineapple lassi.

Jeremy you shouldn't boast about using a lighter to cruise guys with when your shorts are that flammable

I bet Andrew was super impressed to be holding the lucky lighter of love lol

HAIL QUEEN!!!!!!

Jean just cannot hide his feelings can he, poor lamb

Kevin, The Boy Who Is Off Limits

mmm Kevin being soft with Jean is very hurty

Jeremy is two seconds away from relating his sexual prowess to impress Kevin

*excited voice* OMG I totally slammed Ivan into the wall you should have seen me Kevin

... which i guess answers at least one question we definitely weren't all asking at all in any way...

Jeremy is constantly on the verge of slipping into cruising mode, he has to actively stop himself doing this with Jean

it's literally harder for him NOT to pick up men than to pick up men

what... that's not how you study, Jeremy

why on earth anyone worries Jeremy will get into law school is beyond me. Riko had more chance of becoming a history professor.

In the running for valedictorian? really?

(< prev, next >)

[achillesinagaypanic]

I will add myself to the AFTG clutter, well after the trilogy is done:

Currently on TRK after finishing TFC in 2 days, I am hopeful to continue my quick reading. Some notes on my read so far:

I am having a hell of a laugh reading out all of Jean's dialogue with a french southern accent because peuchère il est marseillais le peutchi

I am also crying at the littlest things, like the showers in the first away-game against the terrapins (which I was surprised to discover is apparently a turtle??) But big events leave me indifferent (like Seth, but I think that was meant to be seeing as Neil had about the same reaction) or numb and in shock (like learning Neil BELONGS TO THE MORIYAMAS??? HELLO???? I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING????)

I should be doing homework. I am not. I will get in trouble. But at least I'll know how this all ends. I love theatre but the power of Adhd hyperfixation is stronger than me </3

I am VERY AFRAID to interact with fandom because I don't want to get spoiled (looking at you, dr who hyperfixation where I know way too much because of AO3) but I will be glad to update to you all my reactions through text as I read through this (though I will slide over most of the "I wish I could go in there and hold/punch him/her"s and "Omg he's so fucking hot"s)

Every character of the team is so fucking attractive and I was 100% shaming myself for my reaction when Kevin full-body-pinned Neil against the wall. 1/2 of my thoughts and reactions are "when is it my turn" or "omg let's switch places".

I was extremely worried when Neil woke up in Nicky's arms after having been drugged because like ???? Did they do anything ????? But then realized that Nicky would do no such thing, despite repeatedly talking about it.

The girls have all my love, seriously, Dan is wonderful as a captain AND as a friend, Renee is so nice I aspire to have her self-control, Allison needs a hug.

ALSO!!! IN THE SHIPS!!! (Because I did discover this off of a gay edit between Andrew and Neil "Yes or no Neil? / It's always yes with you") I fucking love that I can ship Andrew, Neil and Kevin interchangeably. Like, Guard dog and Hurt runaway? Fuck yes. Famous but kept captive and Underdog but free? You got it. Anxiety ball and Dangerous but somehow reassuring? Give me all of it.

OKAY now I need to let my newfound knowledge sink in because wtf was that conversation (Neil and Kevin about the whole lore thing), thank you for reading my thoughts as an excited first-time reader

[asinglemagpie]

The Golden Raven: Here Be Spoilers 3 (Once More With Feeling)(Chapters 1-6)

Because of course I chose re-reading until I fall asleep. This will be edited frequently until sleep wins 😅 As such it's in order from chapter one.

EDIT: BUT WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS!

I will never again be able to buy ibuprofen at the supermarket without saying, "Just like that."

Honestly, what kind of unhinged do you need to be to try and break someone's wrist with your teeth? Like fml what is WRONG with you?!

I think I keep typing Grayson's name wrong. Idk any more. It's not like he deserves it being spelt right. Urgh.

Again, Jean's mother is unhinged. If he has nothing else to tell in court, that would be a great fucking start.

"Not the details" - I wonder if every Coach has an "above my pay grade" policy.

There is an uncomfortable amount of understanding that I have with Jeremy and his unattainable Air Force father that just up and missed his whole life. At least his went on deployment. Mine wishes he had an excuse.

Back on topic *coughs* Want to know wtf Joshua said. Re-reading I have all have the context as to why he ignores Jeremy's existence but... Enquiring minds...

"A single word is seldom rude enough to make a point." Preach. (Though he should try "cunt" some time, he'd be surprised 😂)

"I am just-" "So was Elodie. Remember that next time." (Not the exact quote but... You feel me)

Bryson deserved so much worse than what Jean did.

It's still weird to see a back-of-the-neck touch as a negative the second time around. Bryson is the worst.

Okay but... Seriously. Bryson crashes a car that fucks him and his sister up for life. He gets his younger brother hooked on coke. And JEREMY is the black sheep while Bryson is the favourite?! Like... Fuck man, sometimes I forget how fucked up homophobes are. Putting up with so much shit to still have a son just because one ran away and the other is gay.

The Wilshire family need to nosedive into disgrace so that the only one left standing is Jeremy because they all fucking deserve it.

Jeremy doing some Spiderman parkour to get some ass is iconic.

Jean's assessment of Jeremy's worth is just... So necessary. He will never lie about how good someone is, he doesn't know how. That's why Jeremy can trust it. Jean would never coddle him.

Additionally, Jean just knowing Jeremy.

Everything new I learn about The Nest shocks me. I don't know why. We already knew it was awful, but... Gods it was AWFUL.

"but Jean had been unconscious that day." It's just so casually stated, casually thought of. Just another day where he was beaten half to death, nothing to note other than his missed chance at papaya *throws hands in the air*

I adore the double-Ds 😂

"Has it occurred to you that there is no perfect Court anymore?" Oof. I mean he ain't wrong, but it's one of the few things the poor bastard's got to cling to right now ...

Not understanding "Danger, Will Robinson" somehow reminds me how little of the world Jean understands more than the money thing. I understand money, I still don't understand how things get so expensive so quickly. That one is at least very normal, if for abnormal reasons XD;;

"When you figure it out, you'll understand." And Derrick is extremely right.

When Derrick says "last week" I have a visceral reaction to remembering how much happens in so little time.

Note to self: I'm giving Ryan a better ending 😔

Two hookups in under 90 pages. Honestly, I'm so into this side of Jeremy 😂

I want a scene where Jean eats an entire cake and fuck the macronutrients. No, wait. I want him and Andrew to share a cake while they watch Neil and Jeremy do something utterly ridiculous.

Not knowing when his birthday is 😭 People have always held him to be so unimportant that he has no clue when it is. Will celebrating it backfire, I wonder?

Oh Jeremy, neither of you would regret it. You'd both just pretend it was nothing, and regret THAT.

Being bi doesn't make aaanything easier 😂

Heart surgery... It's... It's kind of sweet lol. His reaction too, tbh. Jean is confused but he's got the spirit.

At least the word "fireworks" he approves of!

Jeremy needs an exit plan, pronto.

[baa-whatever]

WHAIT WHO SEND THAT ECLIPSE DID THE DO WITH MO- WHAT?????

Can you explain a little what happened?? Im starting to suspect that i saw this somewhere on YouTube

I can try to find more information, you dont need to say the persons name blog, i dont want to create harassing

I haven't seen anything on youtube about it, but also I don't really go watching whatever drama happens in SAMS if it's not from the VA's.

They would repeatedly make the same post about how Eclipse 'assaulted' Moon in his sleep by putting Lunar in his head and then said that he 'assaulted' Lunar later on.

All Eclipse did was slap him twice he never did anything worse than that. Aside from killing him I mean.

It got worse when they recently made another post about EAPS saying they hope that Eclipse was faking redemption since they didn't watch it and then repeated what they think he did to Moon and Lunar BUT THIS TIME added something about Bloodmoon and I'm sitting here like "WTF are you talking about???"

I couldn't tell if they were talking about Lunar, Dazzle or Andrew or the other kids.

Lunar's not a kid, he's said this over and over and was even angry at his brothers for calling him a kid.

Someone said that the post was deleted though, so at least they did that.

[hozierawakening]

What car do you think Andy would or actually drives?....

Hahahaha this is so random like wtf 😂

BUT hear me out and fasten your seatbelts for something that possibly might be the world’s first car sales!reader x Hozier fanfic hahahahah

(PS- I work for a company that can be classified under automotives but I know so little about cars)

Though he would prefer to drive smaller cars for the sake of being conscious about his carbon footprint, Andy doesn’t really have a choice but go for something big because I can’t imagine it’s easy fitting in a car for someone as tall as he is.

Any sort of sports car is out of the picture. I feel like those aren’t his thing because they’re so flashy and if I ever saw him in one, I would laugh hysterically. I (self-aware) have an irrational prejudice/assumption about men having flashy cars to overcompensate for something (except if they’re a race car driver or something, because that’s literally their job). Also, I don’t think a sports car is a smart choice for the Irish countryside.

A practical sedan might do okay in the countryside and I think Andrew wouldn’t mind having to tolerate such little space (I don’t think he drives much at all, TBH). However, I think he’d go for something bigger like an SUV since it seems like he likes going to the beach and on hikes and the extra cargo/storage space might come in handy for musical instruments and equipment. A bigger car also means he can drive for his family and have enough space for any of his dad’s assistive devices.

So it’s going to be an SUV. I also feel like he’s not going to go for electric cars. This man didn’t trust himself enough to think Hymn To Virgil was good enough to be released. He definitely won’t trust himself to remember to plug his electric car in. (YES. I SAID IT. DID I STUTTER? 😂) He’s driving gas or a hybrid, at the most, but not a full electric.

[siereads]

Don't Let The Forest In Review Notes

Spoilers below the cut TW: suicide, suicidal ideation, death, gore, mental illness, trauma, hallucinations

Ok, so, one, I really like the writing style of this and, 2, I sort of get the feeling Thomas is dead. I'm gonna be so fucking pissed like what the shit? All this seems to be leading up to is, yeah, no, the dude that Andrew is so fucking in love with is absolutely dead.

I'm gonna assume that the forest is evil or cursed or some shit if Andrew's dad is trying to get him to promise not to go in the forest. Is the forest cursed?

There is a fine line between sad emo boy vibes and school shooter vibes. And I'm not fucking sure which side of that line Andrew's gonna fall on and I am anxious.

Shout out to Thomas for being not dead though.

The fuck did Thomas do to get the cops on his ass already?

What did Thomas and Andrew do in the woods? Why are Thomas and Dove pissed off at each other? I'm getting so many questions and no fucking answers at this point.

Did...did Thomas murder his fucking parents?!

Dove and Thomas better not end up together. I will throw myself off of a goddamn fucking cliff.

OK, so Bryce is a dick and I hate him already. Lana seems chill tho.

Why is it so scandalous that Andrew punched a mirror? I have so much confusion here.

Wtf licked Andrew???

OK, but little baby Thomas protecting little baby Andrew was really cute and like, no fucking wonder Andrew has the biggest crush on Thomas ever, like, holy shit.

Andrew had the perfect chance to tell Thomas how he felt and he didn't take it. I swear to god if these 2 do not end up together by the end of the book I'm gonna be so upset.

Kind of here for Lana calling Andrew out. Sweet boy anybody that looks at you for 2 seconds can tell you're not a straight child.

Awwwwww Andrew's breaking the rules and sneaking into the forest! Man, if some other weird non-physical thing licks him in the woods, I'mma be so creeped out.

Ummmm. Why the fuck is there blood under the tree? Why is Thomas in the tree with blood under it? That would be a lot of blood to make the Earth that wet and spongy. I have Concerns.

Maybe I read too many a fairy style horror books, but is Thomas a fucking changeling at this point? Is this really even Thomas? I have fucking concerns.

Okay, not blood. That's a bit of a relief, but, uh, why is Andrew having hallucinations?

Why doesn't Thomas want Andrew gowing into the woods? I thought Thomas was Mr. Break all of the rules. What the fuck happened in these goddamn woods? I'm really beginning to think the fucking forest is cursed or haunted or some shit.

I just want answers and all I'm getting are more fucking questions.

Thomas and Andrew fighting fills me with such anxiety. I don't like it. I don't want them fighting. -insert frustrated anger noises here-

Andrew thinking Thomas actually did murder.His parents hurts, but then he went and took the blood stain shirt and buried it and oh baby.

Oh, Andrew thinking Thomas murdered his parents hurt. But then he went and burried that bloodstained shirt. Honey, you can't be doing that. Das illegal.

I don't like any of this. The fact that Andrew's feeling so alone, he has to call his dad? No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, that is all wrong. What are Dove and Thomas doing if she also has forest dirt and leaves and shit on her? I don't like this.

This is making me so anxious I'm going to puke.

What is Thomas trying to protect Andrew from? Also, why is Andrew so fucking stupid? Boy, shut your goddamn mouth.

No, but seriously. Why are there mushrooms in Andrew's pocket?

OK, what the hell is going on here? I can't decide if Dove knows something or just genuinely thinks her brother's losing his shit. And I can't tell if Andrew's hallucinating or if this shit that he's experiencing is real. I have questions, comments, and concerns.

It's giving horror movie schizophrenic break. What is Andrew doing?

Wait, hold up, can Thomas see the monsters too? Is this not all in Andrew's head? Or is this some sort of shared delusion because that is unfortunately, also a very real possibility.

If Thomas just killed a person and not a monster I'm gonna be really fucking pissed.

So are the monsters strictly Thomas's creation or do some of them come from the things that Andrew writes as well? Are the monsters actually real? I mean, that seemed pretty real. This is still leaving me with more questions than answers.

Thomas having a panic attack in class fucking hurt and that teacher was a goddamn dick. As someone that regularly has panic attacks, I would have thrown hands.

Yeah, I get the feeling that destroying the sketchbook did fucking nothing.

What is Lana's issue with Thomas? What... fucking, I'm so confused. What are Thomas and Dove fighting about? Why is Thomas supposedly a coward? Bitch, I need answers.

Oh my god. Would these idiot boys just admit how they feel about each other or kiss already? God fucking damn.

The fact that Thomas had already stated that the monsters are going after anybody that he's close to makes me think that the monsters are actually coming from fucking Andrew. Because Andrew wanted Thomas's parents dead. He wanted them dead because they were abusing Thomas and he didn't know how to fucking protect him. And if they're going after people like that and Thomas thinks it's his responsibility to save everyone... It seems more likely that the monsters are actually coming from Andrew and his writing than they are from Thomas's drawings. Especially when you remember that Thomas draws a lot of what Andrew writes. I could be very much wrong here.

Several nights with no monsters attacking the boys should make me feel comforted and secured and instead it's just making me more anxious. I need to go to the fuck to sleep.

Andrew writing in mirror reverse seems like a really bad sign. Is he infected by whatever is going on in the fucking forest? Is he secretly possessed by a monster? I have concerns.

The way everyone is acting so cagey, I'm beginning to think that Thomas is also in love with Andrew and they're both just fucking idiots who don't know how to admit shit to each other. And I kind of want to strangle both of them for it.

Well, I'm not eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich anytime soon. Thanks for that.

Okay, but if any of this was real, then surely somebody would have heard all the glass shattering as the vines are coming through and trying to eat Andrew or whatever. What the fuck?

Okay, one that teacher deserved to die. I don't care. He was a bitch. And two, the Antler King calling Andrew "Prince" makes me really uneasy. Can we not? Please and thank you.

Okay. So, if the school is saying that a bad root system destroyed part of the school, then that means there is some truth to what's going on. And I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

What has Dove's panties all in a bunch? Thomas hasn't told Andrew what they fought about. Dove won't tell Andrew what they fought about. What the fuck did Dove and Thomas fight about?

I don't know what's creepier, the fact that Andrew pulled a fucking seed basically out of his ear or the fact that now his ear's all swollen again and it feels like something is growing inwards. This book is stressing me the fucking out.

Not Thomas out here breaking my fucking heart by basically begging Andrew to kill him if things gets worse. Fuck my life.

Okay but I like Lana and will be very pissed if anything happens to her. Also, Andrew and Thomas, please no braincell sharing about killing Bryce. Just...please. Y'all are already in enough shit.

The fact that the monster was only killed after Andrew wrote about it on the tree really kind of goes back to the idea of what if Andrew's actually the one creating the monsters and not Thomas? But it also gives the idea of what if the two of them are so interlinked that it has to be a collaborative effort?

Oh cool. So the sacrifice that the monsters want is for Andrew to cut out Thomas's fucking heart. Because that's not shitty or anything. What the fuck?

Andrew asking Thomas if he would die for him. Nope did not like that. No, sir, no, can we fucking not?!

If this turns out to be some weird suicide pact, I'm gonna be so fucking pissed.

Oh no, now I'm crying because Thomas confessed his feelings about Andrew and he ranaway like a little bitch. AHHHHHH!!!!

I love Lana. What the fuck happened between Dove and Thomas?

Chloe is fucking adorable. Why does Lana think Andrew punching out a mirror was Thomas's fault?

Oh, fucking dammtt! It's like they were just about to kiss and then a goddamn monster showed up in the fucking cafeteria. What the fucking shit???

Not me screaming as Andrew finally admits to Thomas that he wants nothing but him as well. Why can't they just kiss? Just let my boys be happy. Also, the dream ravager sounds fucking terrifying and now I'm gonna have goddamn nightmares.

Bryce is a lying little snitch and I want one of the monsters to fucking eat him.

Again, what the fuck happened between Thomas and Dove? I'm getting real sick of this question not being answered. Also, what's going on with Andrew being all mister mossy boy cause I have concerns.

As a child that loves the woods, the idea of the woods growing inside of my body is fucking terrifying. This is kind of making me reconsider my whole "I want to run away and live in the woods" thing, holy fucking shit.

Me, in a shocked voice: HOLY FUCK

Me and a much happier voice: haha Bryce's death is satisfying.

I wish we would have had more description on Bryce's death. But I'm also really fucking afraid of Andrew now because at this point I'm pretty convinced that this is all his doing considering he just threatened to kill bryce a couple pages ago. So, like, yikes?

At this point I feel like everybody knows what happened between Dove and Thomas, except for me and Andrew. And I'm getting really fucking annoyed. And what was Dove doing in the woods? I'm so stressed out.

Wait woah, hold up. What do you mean Thomas was arrested and didn't come back to school. Ll? What do you mean Andrew has been hallucinating literally fucking all of this? No, no, no I callbullshit. What the fuck?

Wait , what do you mean Dove as dead and that was a monster Andrew was talking to? WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS BOOK? I AM SO STRESSED. WHAT IS EVEN REAL ANYMORE????

But yay the boys finally kissed? Maybe? IF ANY OF THIS IS FUCKING REAL.

Hold the fuck up. What do you mean Dove has been dead this entire fucking time?

And the punching out the mirror thing now makes a lot more fucking sense. I fucking wish it didn't.

OK, I'm crying. Are they both dead? I don't know what's real. Did Andrew kill Thomas and is just a hallucinating those last words? Are they both dead? I don't know what's real.

Okay. I slept on it, and I'm still traumatized. On one hand, it's super likely that Andrew killed Thomas and then himself. Andrew could have also killed Thomas and died of technically natural causes before anyone found them given the fact that Andrew hasn't eaten in who fucking knows how long. The third option is that both boys are still alive and notebook counted as the heart that needed to be buried.

I really want to go with the hopeful ending that they're both alive and the notebook was the "heart". Please let me have fucking hope.

[akaakeis]

gnawing at my nails rn i miss my bf (i dont have one) how do u pick like,,, one person to selfship with bc⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

like there r so many options ushijima i dont even know who's my favourite character rn ushijima like guys☹️⁉️⁉️

BUT I cant wait for savyaku😼😼😼😼😼 SOCUTE

goshiki is my babey though he is sososososososososo cute and i would want him irl and i bet i could even pull him irl toooo

yk what this type of starting is called! a HOOK sentence cuz u got HOOKED and now ur reading this long ass ask. WAIT FUCJ mattsun guys hear me out here ANYWAYS. HRU SAV!!!!!!!!!!!! its 4am for yew rn right!!

anyways.. its 4pm havent had lunch yet am so fucking tired but soft rice.. soft white rice.... i want to sleep but rice....... call me basic but soft white rice is the best fucking thing in the entire world right after u. teacher gave my english composition an 80 i think ill end up on the news. i just stood up abruptly and the world went 🌀🌀🌀🌀 should i be worried..!!!!

THERE WAS AN OWL ON OUR ROOF THE OTHER DAY SO COOL i almost started writing akaashi hurt comfort (???) at school today but i didnt get time and now im Too Tired :(

im reading and the mountains echoed by khaled hosseini and erm. the plot is so questionable at times like wdym the guy was in love with his chauffeur wdym she tried to kill her sister and changed her mind last second so it was only paralysis but its ok bc she killed her fr next time. wdym this one girl dated her moms ex and then married her friend's ex like guys.. guys i have Questions..

IDK IF U READ JJK MANGA BUT U SHOULD READ JJK MANGA

i cant wait for ur birthday #weirdkidthings Im So Funny Guys Im So Funny

im going to sleep so hard tonight grrgrgrhrgrg i had ice cream on the way home from school YUM and then math kid era p2 i finished this one thinf before everyone else even started and the teacher asked if i did it qt home cuz wtf. ew now i remember her using her nail to create indentations in the paper and i feel nauseous my skin is crawling

WHATEVER eRmmrmrm im sitting on the stairs rn hashtag procrastination ahahahahah ive been writing this and zoninf out for the past 7 minutes yyyyyippeeee

im so tired guys let me sleeeep

my parenrs were supposed to find baby gender today but the little shit kept its legs shut and didnt let them see (just like me frl)

correction im lying on the stairs rn ..

honestly me x goshiki would be Bomb why is he so unpopular all his fics are mid or questionable so far,,,, anyways. konoha is so beautiful i would want him excpet i have like no grip on his character so #tweaks. i hate andrew tate so fkn much. i cant wait till i turn 16 idk i feel like life will be significantly cooler then. anyways bb i take my leave gotta go eat lunch

i hope youve eaten by the time ur reading this!!! stay hydrated and safe and dm me to be silly together whenever >:]]]]] i hope u have a WONDERFUL day sav!! ily <3

look at my man hes so gorgeous btw

alina... bf... :D alright then! umumumummm honestly there were many characters that i wanted to do a selfship with but i didnt want to be self shipping with the same character that someone im following consistently self ships with LMAO cause i feel like it gets weird for me at that point cause all the hcs in my head get mixed up? ANYWAY i just think of selfships with any character im hyperfixating on at that very moment... in fact my selfship very well may change!!!

anyway since im replying after you decided on yuulina... NOYA AGHHH U GUYS WILL BE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!! IM UR NO 1 SUPPORTER THIS IS YUULINA SUPPORT CENTRAL‼️‼️‼️

savyaku sounds so funny i need to thank of something that sounds better stop rn 💔 BUT I LOVE HIM SO SO SO SO SO MUCH IM SUPER EXCITED TO DO SOME SELFSHIP STUFF :))

u would so pull goshiki irl 🙂‍↕️

HELP thanks for the english lesson lina 😭 those terms always make me shudder because they were drilled into my head in my college comp class it was horrifying. and NO not mattsun i do NOT approve of that at this point in time!!!! AND IM OKAY!! tired as hell and i have 3 projects to work on <3 (i stacked my classes this year, im not proud.) IT IS NOW 3 PM AS I ANSWER THIS ASK SO SORRY IT TOOK ME LIKE 12 HOURS WOAH

honestly u were probably tired because you didn't eat but i digress... AND SOFT WHITE RICE HAS MY HEART IT MAY BE AN ASIAN THING?? and awh stawp😋 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE ENGLISH TEACHER THAT YOU CORRECTED IN CLASS? THE ONE THAT CANT SPEAK AS WELL AS YOU?? insanity 😨 i may end up on the news as well. AND YOURE PROBABLY HUNGRY AND DEHYDRATED GO EAT AND DRINK WATER IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY WHAT??? PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!

WHAT AN OWL ON THE ROOF THATS SUPER COOL!! bro i love owls :( and ugh i get what u mean i feel like sometimes the time just slips away... but its okay! you'll have time at some later date <3 make sure you rest enough!!

guys what my jaw just dropped?? THOSE WERE THE MOST RANDOM PLOT POINTS YOU COULDVE LEFT ME WITH. NOW IM JUST CONFUSED? KINDA WANNA READ IT NOW (my readlist has 100+ books on it)...

AND IVE READ SOME OF IT BUT IM NOT UP TO DATE RN I HAVENT HAD MUCH TIME TO CATCH UP RECENTLY

im excited for your bday too!! im trying to math away the time differences in my head so like i would dm at 12 pm the day before your bday so i would catch u at midnight i THINK.

i hope u are having an AMAZING sleep rn alina!!! and u are so smart <3 barf ur teacher needs to stop doing that thats lowk unsanitary? in my book

HELP ME NOT THE JS LIKE ME FR 😭😭 hopefully u guys are able to figure out the gender soon!! im so excited for you guys <33

goshiki is under appreciated as a character honestly and i think its cause of his fuckass haircut 😭 NO OFFENSE TO YOU WHATSOEVER IM SORRY!! HES CUTE BUT THE HAIR IS NOT FOR ME. when i saw him shirabu AND tendou i was like "what the HELL is wrong with shiratorizawa they are all fucked" no they werent they had semi and ushijima BUT THAT WAS FIRST IMPRESSION ANYWAY also konoha UGRHSHSBNDMSJABD hes so!!! so!!! yeah!!! i love him sm... also how did we get on the topic of andrew tate hes such a weird guy i dont like him 💀 AND SO REAL im excited to be 16 <3

AND I HAVE!! make sure u eat something nutritious before school! and drink some water!! i hope your day is lovely <3 ily!!

[sunnyupsidedown]

Thoughts On: The Sunshine Court

by Nora Sakavic [goodreads]

Aka, if I didn't put myself on a social media blackout, these would have been my live tweets. Spoilers below.

Gosh. What if Jeremy starts to hate Kevin for not doing 'enough' to help Jean. That’d probably hurt him so bad lmao Though I don't really thing Jeremy gives off those vibes. He's too sunny.

Also, now I’m thinking of Jeremy being a very normal kid with a normal background completely unprepared to help someone with absolutely massive amounts of trauma. Like. This kid being like, look at my normal jock life and then suddenly is exposed to the dark underbelly of organized crime.

Like. With Andrew and Neil, Neil was already familiar and Andrew at least is familiar with how bad law enforcement is so it’s all a non-issue. Jeremy though… what’s his story???

Jean over here probably texting with T9 on a flip phone

Which fox uses T9, which one taps the number until it gets to the letter they want, and which one has a phone with a keyboard?

Have I mentioned that I love Renee? I feel like she’s often seen as an uwu good girl Christian. But like. She’s so badass. I think she said it herself that she’s a bad person doing her best to be good and you really get that with the “smile that doesn’t reach her eyes”. Fucking love her.

Okay the uni president thing is actually kind of funny. Because I work in an athletic department and it reminds me of when the president requested access to the team practice schedules so I was in charge of setting up an account in our messaging app with the instructions to grant him access but with absolutely no power to do anything else

Do you think Renee will put "Destabilized Evermore leading to its eventual downfall" on her resume when she applies to the Peace Corps? I know this is not how it works but....

We’re going to see the reaction to Riko’s death from Jean’s POV!!! I wrote a ficlet about this!! It’s gonna be so cool to see what really happens!!

Wtf Jean’s 19?!?!

I'm saying this like everything that happened to him wouldn't have been just as horrifying if he were Kevin's age. But like. WTF??? He's Neil's age!!

LMAO everyone wants to choke Kevin out

“You were injured in a scrimmage” DAMN. I did not expect that from Abby. She's so done with Jean's evasions

I was being kind of mean to Kevin earlier and now I’m going to cry. He was just doing his best too :( what can you do when you’ve been raised in the system?

Kevin, Neil, and Jean are in the idiot exy trio

It’s so fascinating to know that this was the version where Jean lived because you can see the parts where his life could have ended. Like if Abby left the pills. If Jean made it back to Evermore. If Wymack didn’t threaten Tetsuji.

The way that they’re (Neil is) playing 5D exy mafia chess is so extra 😭

Everyone really looking to Neil for their courage. Neil was brave so I can be brave (or at least follow him). What would Neil do?

Do you think the other exy coaches know exy was built on blood? Or at least that Evermore was?

Jean and Kevin in the corner at the party full of Ravens: They don’t know the extent of Riko’s violence

I’m starting to realize that Jean is a lover... [Redacted: This is getting it's own post because I have feelings about this.]

JEREMY!! HELLO!! I DON'T KNOW YOU. ARE YOU DEPRESSING TOO?

Jeremy is so normal. This is going to be so good. He’s literally going to be like “why did you say it like that? You know that’s fucked up right?” Call it like it is my dude!!

How the hell did they get the seniors on board with a smaller line up? They’re giving up a chance at a championship run... Ah.

Oh. He’s rich?? Jeremy is rich? With a butler? Is he secretly going to be tied to the west coast mafia? And taking Jean on will create a bond between east and west?

OH HE’S POLITICIAN RICH. Damn. You know there's blood money somewhere

Are you telling me that the sunshine court is a nickname between Kevin and Jean (and maybe some others? I don't remember if it was ever mentioned in the other books) for USC? And it’s typically called the Gold Court? Cause if so, they’re soooo starved

Do you think Jean knows (or remembers) how to use money? Since he’s been locked up in the Nest for so long? How many social norms has he forgotten? How awkward is he going to be relearning them?

Oh god. Jean found out from Jeremy! Holy shit I was not expecting that. Damn. Also. He's alone :(

Renee and Jean 😭

I’m so glad they talked about redshirting. I was SO confused why they could go five years when the rule is 5 years to compete 4 seasons.

Radiology equipment in their exy stadium?? Man I forget how rich some schools are

Watch Jean break out in hives the moment he gets on clothes that are outside the monochrome color scheme

Oooo Jeremy, show me your spine. I want to see him mad. I want to see him lose control.

And then I forgot I was taking notes because I was too absorbed. When is the next book supposed to come out again?

[jinnxd]

Not only was I just thinking about you and your fic just as you updated it, you also wrote Mizuki in a way that absolutely made me disgusted, it was too perfect. Like spot on with some of the guys that have hit on me and one I ended up dating. Absolutely gross, I loved it! Even though it made my skin crawl. Like fuck Mizuki, Orochimaru can have his body if you ask me. And I can't wait to absolutely melt when you get to the point of actually making Kiya and Kakashi date. Is fanfiction off of fanfiction a thing? Because I can imagine it now: they get together and everything around the same time as team 7 is formed, and then Naruto and Sasuke get assigned to team 7, and they gotta warm up to Kakashi one way or another, and he to them, and it all ends up in the most adorable family picnic. Or family vacation. Where Kakashi and Kiya are trying to have a romantic moment or two that the kids keep ruining because they're trying to have a dumb contest, the kind Kakashi and Guy regularly have. Meanwhile Kiya and Kakashi are working on a way to take down Danzo. And both of the boys end up overhearing that goal but never know the reason why they wanna do that. And also I headcanon sasunaru so Sasuke leaves after the exams anyway, and along the way realizes his feelings for Naruto run deeper and so he returns to his family. And Naruto realizes his feelings after training with Jiraya. Kakashi and Kiya are kinda weirded out but they've seen weirder things so it's fine. And as a family, they take down Danzo. But during the fight Danzo reveals what he wanted to do with Kiya which makes both kids rage so hard they don't even leave a single atom of him remain once he's dead. Is there a plot to this? Absolutely, it's called revenge and happiness because fuck Danzo and I want everyone else to be happy. Anyway sorry for rambling, THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE, and I love you baiii <3

omg… you were thinking about me?! hehe I’m blushingggg (*´ ˘ `*).｡oO ( ♡ )

I felt horrible writing Mizuki and Kiya’s interactions, but they’re really just all based on past experiences of mine :3 that and I just took every single revolting aspect I could think of and threw them all at him hehehe—self-proclaimed “alpha male”? Check. Constantly interrupts Kiya and refuses to take no for an answer? Check! Negs her at every possible turn? Check, check, check!!!

(AU headcanon: Mizuki is a die-hard Andrew Tate fan)

I feel like we’ve all had shitty experiences with shitty men before (like wtf why are they EVERYWHERE) so this chapter/Mizuki’s WHOLE character is a tribute to all the victims of shitty men (≧o≦) I sincerely hope that the guy you ended up dating did not last long at all, and I hope he got what was coming to him! No one deserves to be treated that way >:(

(but I admit I’m having fun with this—it’s like Mizuki is being put in a public stockade and we all get to throw rotten tomatoes at him :) in a way, it’s nice to see that he’s so widely hated, because WE ALL DESERVE BETTER!!!)

I can’t wait for Kakashi and Kiya to get together, either🤭 there’s been a tiny hint of progress, but there’s still a long way to go until they both stop being idiots and just KISS already 👺

The fanfic of a fanfic is ADORABLE, I love that so much :’) I just want them all to be happy, they deserve so much love <3

And as for the Danzo takedown, there are a million different ideas in my head that are floating around!!! It sort of drives me crazy because everything else has an outline, but Danzo’s demise is just one big question mark🙈 the goal is to have it be a team effort, give everyone a chance to get their revenge, y’know? But then in the meantime Danzo just gets to LIVE until Sasuke’s old enough to beat him up… AHHHH idk idk idk all I know is I want everyone to jump his old mummy-looking ass 😌

RAMBLING IS MY FAV, I LOVE RAMBLING!!! (as we can all tell, I physically cannot shut up… we’re barely halfway through the story and at almost 300k words… oopsie) DONT APOLOGIZE FOR RAMBLING!!!!! Thank *you* for this lovely lovely comment, it was a pleasure to read 🫶🫶🫶

SENDING YOU SO MUCH LOVE!!!! ( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡

[skiplo-wave]

Take this with a grain of salt. I can't find myself to believe it right now until I see it. Supposedly Disney has made their final plans with what they are going to do with the POTC series. I don't know if you know who BeastBoyFunk is but if you are part of his Discord or know someone that is in it, you'll know he does all things Disney. He was the one that dropped the spoilers about Brandy coming back to play Cinderella before it was even announced.

It is being said that the original cast is coming back to POTC in a two part finale. They are going to finally end it.

Pirates of the Caribbean VI: Part 1

Pirates of the Caribbean VII: Part 2

The two movies will be filmed at the same time. Part 1 is being coded as "The Battle of Thronos" and Part 2 is "Sail of New Seas". They are not the final names. He's pretty sure he knows what Part 1 is going to be and these two finale films are going to draw them all together. This is the cast sheet and some of them are rumored. While all this writer strike stuff is going on, it was said they had a sit down read via zoom. I want you to look at some of these cast and character names like Lettice BECKETT! WTF?!👀

CAST:

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Turner

Brenton Thwaites - Henry Turner

Kaya Scodelario - Carina Barbossa

Kiefer Sutherland - Andrew Bowman

Kika-Rose Ridley - Adelaide Vane

Bill Nighy - Davy Jones

Naomie Harris - Calypso

James Earl Jones (Voiced) - Atlas

Saoirse Ronan - Lettice Beckett

Kevin McNally - Joshamee Gibbs

Stellan Skarsgård - Bill Turner

Lindsay Sloane - Sophronia

Martin Klebba - Marty

Mackenzie Crook - Ragetti

Lee Arenberg - Pintel

Zoe Saldana - Anamaria

Sam Claflin - Philip

Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey - Syrena

Geoffrey Rush - Hector Barbossa

I got so many theories right now but I can't allow myself to do this until I see it. Disney did acknowledge POTC this year though multiple times since the reboot was called off. So that gives me some hope. And who knows how long this will take while all this stuff is going on.

Hmm doubt

With strikes going on idk

But they truly have pay Johnny a whole planet for him to come back. However with Disney trying created AI task force they wouldn’t even need Johnny physically anymore or rest of cast and that’s disturbing

[justagalwhowrites]

just to offer a different opinion to the other anon who thought doc was gaslighting joel about the whole tommy situation…. we have to remember that they weren’t just regular broken up exes like they were when joel broke up w her pre-outbreak. he straight up hated her (or at least acted like he did) and told her multiple times that he wished he never met her and never wanted to see her again. in my mind, that behavior dissolves any and all claim you have over someone, even to those who would normally be off-limits (i.e. family members). doc was absolutely in the right in that conversation imo. honestly, joel should be on his knees thanking doc for even looking in his general direction atp after the way he treated her all those years.

i get it that dating the family members of exes is weird (and if doc and tommy got together in an AU where the outbreak didn’t happen and sarah didn’t die, i would be more on joel’s side) but in this universe, with the way joel treated her, honestly he has zero right to be mad at her for anything (though i get why he was, bc the real emotion behind his outburst was probably just jealousy and anger at himself for not getting his shit together sooner). that’s my take on it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hi Bestie!

Another view on the Doc/Joel convo about Tommy!

This is a little more in line with how I approached the Doc/Tommy relationship from a writing perspective (which doesn't necessarily mean it's the right interpretation! However it came off to you is right for you!)

Another part of this, Doc is so fucking wrecked by EVERYTHING with the outbreak and Joel and really only has Andrew to rely on for support and Andrew had Jess. Doc didn't want to pull him away from the life he was making for himself by bogging him down in her shit. She was lonely and just a very broken person - she couldn't even come around to the idea of trying to date someone after Joel she was so devastated by him and she internalized all of it because she had no outlet. Tommy knew all of these really devastating things so she wouldn't need to explain it, was kind to her, wanted her and was so willing to go along with whatever she needed that he felt supremely safe.

Even if Joel was THAT cruel to her in a breakup in a no-outbreak scenario, she wouldn't have dated Tommy because she wouldn't have been so fragile. She would have had support (Cass, Louisa), she wouldn't have survived everything she had to get to that point so she wouldn't have the same trauma. Tommy would have been totally off the table, even if he put the moves on her. It'd have taken her a while but she'd have found a Derek or a Brad on her own within a few months and kinda-sorta moved on. At least to the extent of having a somewhat fulfilling relationship with him if not being head over heels in love with him. The Tommy/Doc situation was one that came about only because everyone was so fucked up from trauma and Joel's reaction to it was to lash out to force distance between him and the person he loved most and Doc's was to self destruct.

All that being said, I don't blame Joel for being pissed about it. Especially since he directs his anger at Tommy and not Doc. I think he understands how much he hurt Doc (not that he wants to think about that, he'd much rather dodge that thought as much as possible) but he's like "WTF Tommy I didn't do anything to you fuck you."

ANYWAY! That's part of my thesis on the Joel/Doc/Tommy situation lmfao I could talk about this all day because there were LAYERS to me planning out that relationship lol LAYERS Y'ALL

[ittakesrain]

i'm gonna record like 2-3 news headlines, or other current events, in my journal entries from now on

3.11.2025 TUESDAY

it's pretty gray out there today...apparently it's the rainy season in the mojave desert. overall it's nice to see rain bc we didn't get much over the summer. i'm excited to see how our s econd summer here goes. if the heat will feel as brutal to us haha.

i'm not letting a gray day dull my shine though (that sounded so fkn lame, but i kinda like it). i woke up at 6:20 (in the dark, thanks to daylight savings, ugh) but got ready and did my usual morning stuff unbothered. andrew fell asleep on the couch last night bc he wasn't tired til pretty late. i made my coffee and i've been enjoying it while watching one of my favorite ASMRtists on youtube. i love this time of day. the beginning of whatver i wanna do today. it's exciting. i love mornings.

current events:

i'm having trouble knowing where to start because there's just so much garbage happening so i'm gonna be vague for today, just so i can get my bearings with this thing i'm doing

trump, the piece of burning shit that he is, is ruining the country with help of that stupid billionaire. they're evil, and it kills me, and it'll REALLY kill LOTS of innocent people if they're not stopped

trade war with canada

trump insulted the president of ukraine, who's managing a country being attacked in a war

trans rights under attack and at this point it's ludicrous like wtf

there were the fires here in california, but there was just a huge fire back home on long island...out east like by the hamptons. the world is burning jesus christ. i'm pretty sure that was started by accident, but still. climate change.