#xiao - half ego

[famwhy]

I've found myself in a hole of sagau recently so here's my idea thrown into the mix.

An imposter au where the Reader is immediately able to fight back because they have their Honkai Impact 3rd characters, who could recognise them at first glance, with them.

Finding yourself trapped in the sagau imposter au would be a troubling situation for anyone. Well, anyone but you, that is.

See, the thing is, you were not only an avid player of Genshin Impact; but one of Honkai Impact 3rd too. In fact, you started playing Honkai way before Genshin came out. You were already at the max level for Honkai, unlike Genshin. What, with your captain level resting at level 88 as opposed to your adventure rank 57.

You spent more time on Honkai than you ever did on Genshin. Even your unbuilt Honkai characters could reach the damage levels your Xiao reached because of Honkai's insane damage scaling.

So even if in this world, your genshin characters forgot who you were, you knew for sure your girls had your back. They definitely remembered their captain that they would personally greet on the bridge every time you logged in.

So no, you weren't worried about the sagau imposter au.

In fact, to say you weren't worried would be a total understatement.

"Kanchō!" Kiana's, the Herrscher of Flamescion, determined hues landed on your form as she thrusted the arm of a familiar bard roughly in front of her. "Would you like us to eliminate them for daring to lay a hand on you?"

"Tut tut tut~." Elysia, the Herrscher of Human Ego, playfully smiled - although the dangerous glint in her eyes gave away her true feelings instantly. "How could they not recognise the cute, unforgettable face of our kanchō? Of course, not as cute as me~."

In her hands was the mighty geo archon himself, Zhongli.

Mei, the Herrscher of Thunder, threw her almost identical look-alike to the ground not long after. "This... 'archon' takes on my physical appearance but she is far weaker to me by comparison. Both in physical and mental fortitude."

As your Valkyries glared down at the inferior characters, said characters held their head down in shame. Not from the bitter taste of defeat, no, but rather from the feeling of disappointment in themselves for not recognising you as immediately as your other-world acolytes.

"We are deeply sorry, great creator." Zhongli's deep voice resonated through the area. "Had we known the other was a fake, we would have-."

"Ah ah ah~." Elysia raised her hand, wagging her index finger from side to side with each word she had said. "No excuses. If you can't recognise our kanchō, you aren't good enough to worship our kanchō; let alone speak to them."

Venti was trembling, his lips jutted out as tears pricked the corner of his eyes, his thoughts a complete mess.

All of your followers were horrified, disgusted in themselves for worshipping a fake this whole time, questioning their previous action and regretting ever setting out for your head.

"To have raised a sword against Kanchō," Kiana piped up once more. "It's unforgivable."

Ah yes, what happened mere moments before, when you had just arrived at the first bit of civilisation you had seen since being isekai'd. At the time, you were alone, no Valkyries keeping you company.

You had just stepped foot into Inazuma when a bright flash of lightning briefly crossed your eyes, a purple sword ready to slice you in half appearing not long after.

You didn't even have the time to register fear - luckily enough, you didn't need to. The sword was halted before it could reach you, the familiar long locks of a Valkyrie you frequently played as blocking your vision from your attacker.

"Mei?" At your call, she tossed her head back. "Wha-? What are you doing in the Genshin Impact world?"

"Keeping you safe, kanchō." She answered before swiftly returning her gaze to the front of her, heaving against the other character's sword with such strength, they were knocked back several feet, losing balance and falling over completely. "You dare make an attempt at my kanchō's life?!"

As she leapt away to go fight the Raiden Shogun, an arrow shot through the air, aiming straight at your head.

You would have been none the wiser to it had it not been for-.

"Kiana?" The white locks held up in a high ponytail belonging to the main character of Honkai Impact 3rd appeared before you. "You too?"

"Shōsa would get mad at me if I ever let anything happen to you." She gave you a gentle smile as she held the great sword her teacher once wielded with a tight grip. "I also wouldn't be able to forgive myself if anything happened to you."

With that, she was off.

Okay, so that was two attacks in a row by two archons. Surely, the third one doesn't want to-.

"Calm down, kanchō~." A familiar playful voice reached your ears. "It's just me, you're quite jumpy right now, hm~?"

"Anyone would be after being attacked twice in a row, Elysia."

Her pink, crystal eyes shone with mirth as she gave you a little giggle. "Don't worry, the most beautiful girl ever, Elysia, will make sure not a harm lays on your head."

Your own eyes crinkled with amusement at her words. "Glad to hear that, oh-so-beautiful Elysia."

She looked ready to respond when, suddenly, her expression shifted and her eyes narrowed. She quickly tugged at your wrist, pulling you behind her before she took out her bow and shot it at an angle ahead of you.

"Sorry to cut this short, kanchō. Someone seems to want to be greedy and take my attention away from you! I'll be right back~!"

You pursed your lips as she, much like all your other Valkyries, left you in pursuit of your hitman.

Just what was going on here?

"The Bronya will get to the bottom of it." You jumped upon hearing the voice with a hint of a Russian accent to it.

"Ooh! Ooh! Me too! Me too!" Another, more childish, voice spoke up.

Two more of your Herrschers seemed to have joined you.

And that all led to this moment.

"Kanchō." The deadpan voice of Bronya, the Herrscher of Reason, drew all of your attentions to her. "We have located the imposter. The Bronya wants to ask kanchō about what would be a sufficient punishment for them."

After her statement, the Herrscher of Sentience came in, very roughly throwing what looked to be like a clone of you, at your feet. "Yatta! That was so easy!"

The imposter shook with fear, their eyes trailing up slowly to meet with your cold gaze.

"So you're the one parading around as me, huh? Hmm, let's see, what would be a sufficient punishment for you?"

Kanchō is the Japanese word used to refer to the captain of a warship.

Shōsa is like lieutenant commander or major in Japanese. Kiana is talking about Himeko when she says shōsa.

I made this cuz when Genshin turns against you, at least Honkai will have your back 😌

[deeptrashwitch]

Elliot "Pride" Stevens

Name: Elliot Stevens

Nacionality: American🇺🇲

Age: 24

Date of birth: 12th july 1998 - Fort Worth (U.S.A)

Residence: Killeen, Texas, USA

Afilliation: U.S Army / 75th Ranger Regiment Specters

Rank: Private

Callsign: Pride (Current)/ Charlie 3-8

Occupation: Combat engineer

Height: 1.90 m/ 6'2" ft

Weight: 95 kg

Blood type: AB-

Pronouns: He/him

Sexuality: Straight

Languages: English (Native), Japanese, Greek, Afrikáans

AFILLIATIONS

Specters members:

-Captain Alicia Marchant (alive)

-Lieutenant Luke Michaelis (alive)

-Sergeant Jackson Blackwell (alive)

-Sergeant Edward Jackson (alive)

-Corporal Noah García (alive)

-Corporal Elijah Wilson (alive)

-Airman First Class Nicholas Fowlett (alive)

-Private Marcus Lombardi (alive)

-Private Alexander Christensen (alive)

-Private Francis Scott (alive)

CIA:

-Chief Station Dominique Wright (alive)

Underworld:

-Liù Xiao Chen (alive)

FAMILY

-Harrison Stevens (Father) (alive)

-Sarah Stevens nee Hayes (Mother) (alive)

-Mirai Hayes (Aunt) (alive)

-Daniel Stevens (Uncle) (alive)

-Enzo Stevens (cousin) (alive)

-Jimmy Hayes (cousin) (alive)

PERSONALITY

-He is arrogant and stubborn, and the first time he met Jackson and Noah, it played against him and caused problems with most of them. But when he left that on the side, he's really responsible, intelligent and, as well as Luke, analytic.

-During the conjoined missions he stays a bit away from the other team, usually because he doesn't consider them an intelectual challenge. Francis stays near him, though, the cartographer is the one who smack some sense into him.

-Elliot usually overthinks almost everything, trying to understand all the variables, but ends up stressing himself. Maybe that's why people compare him with a surly cat when he's stressed.

BIOGRAPHY

Born in Fort Worth, Texas. His family are mainly veterinarians, on the other hand a cousin is an economist and the other one is a photographer. As a kid, he grew up surrounded by animals and ended up loving almost any kind of animals, to his parents delight.

Elliot thought of being a veterinarian as well, but during his school life he discovered that he is amazing with the math and the physics. For many years he investigated about some branches of engineering, and found about the combat engineers, which called his attention. He talked with his parents, who were worried about him, but asked to take a year or two to think about it.

A year and half later, he enlisted into the Army and engineers school, and he studied until he almost fainted as he was on basic training. As he finished his training and title as engineer, it was known he was the best on his class, which helped him at the moment to be accepted on the special forces. From then on, he became arrogant, mostly because all of his superiors were amazed with him and praised his abilities insted of his co-workers'.

During his deployments, he perfected his tecnique and his speed on the field, which only boosted his ego. When he was on a deployment on a mountain range, he met Luke as a Sergeant, who at first was also reading his file in awe, but they lost contact after two missions more. And when the rumors about the new team were flying around, he knew they would look for him, considering the pattern.

And he was right, but he got slightly offended that the Captain sended the Sergeant and the Corporal instead of come herself. But when the reunion started, he felt in danger for a second, the Corporal was ready to beat the shit out of him and the Sergeant looked at him with something near to hate. Soon he went to Black Tomb and the day the Captain arrived again, he shivered and surprised to see how Michaelis was now the Lieutenant of the team.

And Luke was dissapointed...

Elliot spoke with Alicia and felt so little, like never before, and also he walked outside that office feeling regret for his own comments. Soon Luke walk to him, this time without a trace of the awe of before, just telling him one think with a harsh voice. Nowadays, he thanks that he said that during his first time there, but at the moment it affected him.

"Listen, the time has passed and I noticed something. You aren't as special as you think, everyone here are basically geniuses on their fields and if you continue thinking that you're some itty-bitty shining star...I'll be the one to bring you back to earth and throw you out of here" Luke growled to him that day "bring your fucking act together, Stevens, get down of your cloud"

SKILLS

-He is specialized on detecting many tipes of land mines, and even some acuatic mines too, to leave it for Noah. Also he prepares obstacles for the enemies squads and clears the paths for the other squads that come after the main one.

-Main and static part of the infantry squad, and he goes better during frontal attack missions, mostly if they have time to prepare traps.

COMBAT

His combat style is defensive, but will take a turn to the offensive if it's needed. His first choice weapon is also a Bowie knife. Elliot will never admit it, but he refuses to learn another kind of combat, not out of arrogance, but because he isn't sure he'll be at a good level in time for the missions.

TRIVIA

-His main hobby is solve puzzles, any kind of puzzle he can get, he'll try to solve it. Inside his room has a collection and everyone always gift him a new one on his birthday.

-Most part of the time he's inside the hangars, so he interacts more with Luke and Edward, also with Francis because the younger one is the one who keep him down to earth.

-He also doesn't have a car, and everyone prays for him to stay like that. Elliot...likes a bit to much Gran Turismo, and it could be great if only he knew how to drive as a sane person. Also Elijah lent him his Camaro once and he almost crashed it down...since then he's banned from using any civilian car out the base, except on special ocations.

-More than once, Alicia has seen him let some stray cats inside the base, but she never said anything. Mostly because she also got attached to them and is thinking to adopt one (and call it gun powder)

-His callsign speaks for itself, and it wasn't something that his peers gave him to joke or in a good mood. On the contrary, it was a way to almost insult him because of his attitude. But Elliot took it anyway because it fits him.

-He doesn't have any favorite food, and is really picky to eat. But when he enlisted, he forced himself to eat all the MRE's out in the field and the lunches when they're on the base. He eats everything, but doesn't enjoys it, maybe only Alexander's biscuits.

Song

Moodboard

[lunaavity]

MAYBE IM IN LOVE?! - 15 libraries and games

wc - 3.1k 😧

“Knew i would find you here.”

The scraping of the chair in front of you made you look in front.Your eyes found Xiao’s, standing right infront of your table with two cups of coffee in his hands.

“You literally asked me to tell you where I was, don’t act all cocky now. Why are you even here, do you miss me that much?” You smiled teasingly at Xiao, ready for an eye roll or a disgusted look from him.

“Yeah actually, how’d you know?” Xiao casually muttered under his breath. He looks at you with a slightly challenging look. How sly of him.

Your cheeks blush slightly at his words, but you laugh it off. You take the cup of coffee in Xiao's hand that was meant for you. You had requested him to buy for you on his way here, thank god he remembered. You needed coffee very badly right now.

“I thought you wanted to quit caffeine?”

Words ignored, you gulp down the cup of coffee. Fuck whatever goal you set up for yourself this year. If not by drinking coffee, how else were you supposed to survive this 6 hour study session?

“limit myself, not stop entirely. I’m not insane to go a whole semester without coffee.” you retort as you put down the coffee and focus back on the work in front of you before xiao came. Right, music theory. Again. You weren’t sure if the gods had something out for you, but you just couldn’t grasp anything the teacher thought. In one ear, out of the other.

To say you were frustrated with yourself was an understatement. You were mentally beating yourself up, why couldn’t you get this?? It was supposed to be easy. Xiao could understand it, why couldn’t you?

The silence between the both of you stretched far and long, and apparently, Xiao had just enough of you looking down at the book and trying to figure things out.

“Okay, that’s enough. Get up.”

You dismissed Xiao with a shake of your head, shooing him away. If he was here to disturb you, he should just go away. As much as you would love to stare at him and giggle to yourself how good he looks right now, you would rather be able to understand the course at hand. Academics comes first before boys, obviously.

“I’m okay Xiao, you can go if you want to. Thanks for the coffee, I’ll pay you back tomorrow.” You looked up to him, and smiled but looked back down just a second later, focusing back on the textbook in front of you.

Xiao huffs at you, were you seriously going to hole yourself up in this library? Fine. If you weren’t going to follow him, he’ll just force you to.

“Yours, mine.” says Xiao as he hands you a remote controller. You furrow your eyebrows and the gaming device. How did your study-for-6-hour-plan turned into this? one word, Xiao.

The little shit had dragged you out of the library, saying that if he let you stay in there for another hour, you would be reported dead by exhaustion, which was not true. You took your breaks when you needed to! every one and a half hours you would let yourself scroll on your phone for 5 minutes, and then go back to studying. Talk about study rest balance.

“Are you just going to stare at the tv? don’t tell me you don’t know how to play the game.” Xiao looks at you with his eyebrows raised, and you felt the need to defend yourself.

“I’m a broke college student. What makes you think I have the time or the money to play games and study?” You said as you crossed your arms. You felt a little belittled when he directed his question at you. Truth to be said, you haven’t held a controller in ages, the last time was probably at some rich friend's house when you were in middle school. Gaming was never your sort of thing, you leaned more to instruments and music.

You felt a bit dumbfounded as you stared at the tv. You had no idea what game Xiao decided on. You couldn’t even remember the controls on the controller anymore. But one thing about you was you, you were stubborn, and hard headed. And had just a little bit of an ego problem

“Just teach me how to play, I’ll beat you in no time.”

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notes — xiao making moves 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ALSO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IM BETTER THAN HIM NOT I BEAT HIS ASS IDK WHAT I WAS DOING IM SAWRY

synopsis — xiao, the so called 'face of the music department' , or your crush, bumped into you! the 'beauty of the music majors'. for forgiveness, you give him a flower and run off. only for him to tweet about the incident and blow up! does the world really need to know about everything?

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[kitsuvil]

[Reverence] — Scaramouche SMAU

iii. — eating the rich ft. elynsian, kunimouche, eiternal ♡

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[stream transcript]

[elynsian] — it's been so long since i've played val, this feels so strange.

[maskedadepti] — we can't have you abandoning the game like that, this is why we're bringing you back.

[elynsian] — haha, good luck with that~

[kunimouche] — don't need the luck, just this stream will be enough to get you hooked again.

[maskedadepti] — here, y/n—just look at me playing this match, i'm gonna play so well i'll knock your socks off, you won't be able to help the urge you have to surpass my scores next match.

[elynsian] — i'll spectate your every move then, my eyes are on you, xiao.

[kunimouche] — more like on your screen.

[elynsian] — i thought it was funny, why'd you have to go throw me under the bus like that?

[maskedadepti] — i wish i could say this was something new but... it's not.

[kunimouche] — why would i ever change?

[maskedadepti] — you wouldn't, i guess.

[elynsian] — what is this bestie feud i'm hearing?

[kunimouche] — not besties.

[maskedadepti] — after all we've been through...

[kunimouche] — like losing matches together?

[maskedadepti] — and winning matches, you make it sound like we're bad at this game.

[kunimouche] — maybe you are, but me? never, i'm a god at this game.

[elynsian] — from what i'm seeing on screen right now, xiao isn't half bad. pretty good, actually.

[kunimouche] — well...

[maskedadepti] — did you hear that, kuni? they said i'm good.

[kunimouche] — okay but are you as rich as i am?

[maskedadepti] — huh? what does that have to do with this?

[kunimouche] — i'm just saying... y/n and i still don't know each other as well, they have to know how affluent i was growing up. being rich outsells your skill.

[elynsian] — i can't say the same, i was in a bit of a tight financial situation, haha...

[maskedadepti] — kuni, that's a slightly sensitive topic for a lot of people, everyone can tell you're rich, you don't have to flaunt it.

[elynsian] — it's okay... it's just a bit off-putting. i don't think wealth is something i'm comfortable talking about on stream.

[maskedadepti] — of course, yeah, let's just move back to the game, we're almost done with this match.

[elynsian] — thanks, i think i'm gonna get off after this game though, i don't feel like playing right now.

[kunimouche] — y/n, i-

[elynsian] — don't worry about it. let's focus on the game.

summary; kunikuzushi only became a streamer to follow in his idol's footsteps. but now, he’s ahead of the person he idolized and they have no idea who they are or what they mean to him. due to his ego, instead of explaining the situation in natural ways, kuni has to show his affection with… different methods.

aka: the guide on how to romance your favorite streamer, y/n. 

reblogs, likes, comments are very appreciated + help a lot <3

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a/n; first time doing transcript things, quite fitting for smau, it was fun! sorta angsty relationships issues so early in i couldn't help it <3 they're just getting to know each other and dealing with the uncomfortable moments that can come with that, also please read the note from the previous chapter if you haven't!

[princess-of-the-corner]

Okay so, if I could summarize each of the four main characters and what makes them so interesting:

Ruby Rose: She dresses in black and red, has a lot of death motifs, and is the most willing of the four main characters to fight dirty. She's also an altruistic sweetheart who just wants to make the world a better place, is heavily coded as both autistic and asexual, and her entire character arc across the first eight seasons of the show is based around her deteriorating mental health as she holds herself to higher and higher standards until she just can't live up to role she has given herself. She's also seen blushing when talking to a pretty girl in Season 3, and while one boy younger than her is implied to have a crush on her, she has NEVER shown ANY interest in boys outside of the noncanon parody spin-off. Also, while it's never explicitly mentioned in show, analyzing the information we DO have reveals her to be perhaps the SOLE survivor of a HORRIFICALLY thorough genocide, even if Ruby herself doesn't realize until after Volume 5.

Weiss Schnee: Basically Chloe with better writing. She starts out as a seemingly shallow, petulant rich girl with an ego larger than her father's corporate empire. She's also deeply aware of what a monster her father is, comes from a broken home, and even BEFORE her character arc is primarily motivated by a desire to redeem her family name after her father married into the family and turned her grandfather's company into a standard evil megacorp. She's also canonically bisexual.

Blake Belladonna: She's a Faunus, a former member of the civil rights group-turned-terrorist organization known as the White Fang. Her ex boyfriend, Adam Taurus (who is heavily implied to have started courting her when she was 12 and he was 18), has slowly but surely been subverting the White Fang's actual purpose in order to turn it into an instrument of his bloodlust, and thus her driving motivation for much of the first few seasons is to atone for her perceived role in the White Fang's fall (as she unfairly believes herself to be responsible for his fall to the darkside, because he would divert blame to HER whenever she tried to confront him on it), and also try and fight racism. She's also the team's second in command. She was also the first member of the cast to be confirmed queer, and is the closest thing to a harem protagonist the show has, with three characters (not including her abusive ex) all having been confirmed to have fallen for her at different points. Her eyes are the same color as her partner's soul.

Yang Xiao Long: She might wear the image of a hard-drinking party girl, but she has NEVER consumed alcohol on screen, is PROBABLY the best student on her team, built her weapon herself, and is a genius mechanic on TOP of being a berserker who gets stronger the more and stronger hits she absorbs to charge her Semblance with. She's both the tank AND the team mom, because all three of her parents AND her uncle have let her down in some way, shape, or form since she was a child, forcing her to grow up so her sister wouldn't have to. Her birth mom walked out on her when she was a baby, her actual mom mysteriously disappeared on a secret mission, her uncle's too drunk to be much help around the house and is usually absent on top of that, and her father is very clearly not up to the task of raising two children on his own, no matter how much he may try and genuinely loves his girls. Also, she's Ruby's older half sister, and a good chunk of her arc is dedicated to the fact that it takes her until season 9 to realize that she's gay and in love with her best friend. Her eyes' default color is the same as her partner's soul.

GOD that's gay.

[silviakundera]

Empresses in the Palace notes

ep 10-11

Finally our milquetoast protagonist's bestie is almost drowned in a pond and then she's poisoned, so they wake the fuck up and start making aggressive moves. Play the emperor like a fiddle and get! that! death! decree! 👏👏 Realizing that her attempted murder wouldn't be enough for a kill shot and "accidentally" revealing that Yu fooled the emperor - that's right baby, he's 200% ego, now you're ready for the hunger games!

lmao, I sentence her to suicide.

Concubine Yu's death was majestic, 5/5 stars. Truly unhinged, gonna MISS HER. ❤ Nice touch how that mistreatment of eunuchs came back to bite her. Ling Rong is a bad bitch and these girls don't appreciate her.

Hua Fei, absolute love of my life, the entire damn episode:

But is there ANYTHING that Zhan Huan's head eunuch Xiao Yunzi can't do? The true renaissance man.

As much as I'm loving all these shenanigans and Zhan Huan finally doing a thing... I have to admit that it was probably short-sighted and a misstep to take a shot at Hua Fei with her general brother this much in favor. If you come at the king, you best not miss. And in the current political situation, she could do just about anything except injure the emperor and she'll get away with it. So all you've done is (a) entertain yourself & give Xiao Yunzi a chance to do community theatre and (b) enrage a powerful, bloodthirsty enemy with great skin and captivating hair ornaments.

Zhen Huan is clever enough to not directly bad mouth Hua Fei to the emperor's face. She's very good with the elderly.

oh that's RIGHT. Our protagonist has a dark secret (cough) i mean, half-sister! who is her servant. Because... everything is awful for everyone. Nice to see them setting up half-sister's inevitable betrayal

Every cautious, calculated-not-to-offend conversation a concubine has with the emperor is like watching paint dry. This is why they say fear is the mind killer. Their fear of that man is anesthetizing brain cells and PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. How any of this ever gets him in the mood for sex, I'll never understand.

tee he he I said I'm not talented but obviously I am. What whimsy!

[hunn1e-bunn1e]

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Azul Ashengrotto - Sesshoumaru-Like Male Reader

(T) Sano 'Mikey' Manjirou - Chifuyu's Older Brother Male Reader

Arashi 'Benkei' Keizou - Cuddling With Male Reader

Haitani Ran - Attacked By Turkeys, Male Reader

Haitani Ran - "Bitch, What's For Dinner?" Tiktok, Male Reader

Samuel Seo, Sinu Han, Eli Jang, Jinguji Jakurai, Baizhu & Caelus - Bridal Carry, Male Reader

Suguru 'Bon' Ryuuji - Very Affectionate & Supportive Male Reader

Orochi Yamada, Sanzou Houzuki & #0689489 Hakushaku - Bubbly, Naive & Friendly Gn Reader

Sebek Zigvolt - Malleus' Younger Brother Male Reader

#0944 Sith - Male Reader

Joseph Joestar & Ceasar Zeppeli - Suzie Q's Brother Male Reader

Luka - Bottom Male Reader (Postponed)

Joakim "Welt Yang" Nokianvirtanen - Vidyadhara Male Reader

Al'haitham - Tartaglia-Like Matra Male Reader

Dazai Osamu - Jessica Rabbit-Like Male Reader

🎨Kirishima Ayato - With Ghoul Male Reader Who Can't Control His Kagune

Terano 'South' Minami, Haitani Ran, Kurokawa Izana - Male Reader Doing NNN

🍬Gaara of the Sand, Idia Shroud, #1325 Nico, Cyno, Kalim Al Asim & Suzuuya Juzou - Male Reader, Hanging Out/Snuggling

Demon Brothers - Wednesday Addams-Like Gn Reader

Albedo, Xiao, Baizhu, Kaedehara Kazuha, Tighnari & Cyno - General Fluff Headcannons, Male Reader

🕸Dorm Heads - Insecure, Flirty Male Reader

Enel - Raiden Shogun-Like Male Reader

🌾Argenti - Knight of Beauty Male Reader, General Fluff

Jack Howl - Gorou-Like Male Reader

🥕Any Demiurge × Male/Gn Reader Fic

Lilia Vanrouge - "Holding Hands Before Marriage" Prompt With Male Reader

🦊Kawasumi Itsuki, Amaki Ren & Iwatani Naofumi - General Fluff Headcanons + Kicking Kitamura Motoyasu Down a Well, Gn Reader in Mind

Julius Novachrono, William Vangeance, Nozel Silva, Fuegoleon Vermillion & Leopold Vermillion - Flare Corona-Like Crimsom Lions Male Reader

Leona Kingscholar - Being Spooked by a Cucumber, Gn Reader

Poly(?) #0737 Mina & #0727 Nina - Reacting to Their S/o Ending up in Nanba for Trespassing, Gn Reader

Jircniv Rune Farlord El Nix - With Celestial Supreme Being Male Reader

(WHB) Satan, Mammon, Beelzebub, Leviathan & Lucifer - Getting Matching Rings With Gn Reader

🍁(AFTERL!FE) Day - Calm & Supportive Boyfriend, Male Reader

(WHB) Satan, Mammon, Beelzebub, Leviathan & Lucifer - Kissing Headcanons With Gn Reader

Eli Jang (+ Yelena) - With Very Protective Male Reader, Leads to Smut

Dazai Osamu - Bottom Jessica Rabbit-Like Male Reader

🍁Demon Brothers - Reacting to Male Reader Who's Manipulative & Sadistic Towards Mammon

🥕Gazef Stronoff - Patron God Male Reader Who Used to be a Yggdrasil Player

(WHB) Minhyeok - Being Pampered During a Quiet Night in With Male Reader

Hatake Kakashi - Male Reader Teases Him by Reading His Erotic Novel Out Loud

(WHB) Belphegor, Asmodeus, Bimet, Astaroth, Ronove & Bael - Getting Matching Rings With Gn Reader

(WHB) Belphegor, Asmodeus, Bimet, Astaroth, Ronove & Bael - Kissing Headcanons With Gn Reader

(WHB) Valefor - Getting Matching Rings With Gn Reader

(WHB) Valefor - Kissing Headcanons With Gn Reader

(Secretary Anon) Wriothesely - With Seductive Secretary Male Reader

(Secretary Anon) (OM!)Uriel - Treating Male Reader Like a Pet

Diasomnia Dorm - With Chuunibyou Male Reader, Fluffy Headcannons

(WHB) Satan, Mammon, Beelzebub, Leviathan & Lucifer - Being Carried Bridal Style by Caring Tsundere Male Reader, Leads to Smut

🍁Eiden (+ Aster, Morvay, Quincy, & Kuya) - With a Cold Gemstone Dragon Clan Member Male Reader

(WHB & OM) Uriel Stalking Admiring Raphael & Other Angelic Shenanigans

Edmond - Overprotective Yushirou-Like Knight Marshal Male Reader Follows Him & The Other Clan Members

🫧Shigaraki Tomura - L.O.V. Member Gn Reader is His Infatuation

Lancelot (Saber) - Gn Reader Feels Insecure After Finding Out About His Past Relationship With Guinevere

👻Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar, Azul Ashengrotto, Idia Shroud, Malleus Draconia & Dire Crowley - Cheating With a Friend Prank, Gn Reader

👻Sebek Zigvolt & Enma Yuuken - Cheating With a Friend Prank, Gn Reader

Mitsuba Kiji, Yozakura Kenshirou, Gokuu Samon & Suguroku Hajime - Shy & Antisocial Building 11 Supervisor Male Reader Who Shows His Kindness Through Small But Thoughtful Actions

Sawamura Daichi, Oikawa Tooru, Kuuro Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi & Miya Osamu - Pretty Manager Male Reader Who Becomes Flustered Easily, Headcannons

Jircniv Rune Farlord El Nix - With a Gn Supreme Being Reader Who is Like Ashlesh (L.O.L.)

Demon Brothers - Tattooed Male Reader Coincedentally Has Tattoos of Their Figurative/Representative Animals

Mitsuba Kiji, Yozakura Kenshirou, Gokuu Samon & Suguroku Hajime - Anxious & Timid Vice Warden Male Reader Who's Filling in For Hyakushiki

Saitama/Caped Baldy - Monster HouseSpouse Male Reader (Might Become a Series in the Future)

🎨(OM!) Mammon, Karna, (God Eater) Soma Schicksal & Benimaru Shinmon - With Reader Who is Insecure About Themselves and Their Relationship

Sebek Zigvolt - Male Reader Who's Twisted From Tik-Tok Croc & Other Crocodile Best Fren Shenanigans

[uniquezombiedestiny]

chapter 4 mirror dungeon major spoilers!!!

liveblogging one of the final stages of the 3rd floor. kind of. im just editing this post endlessly

pre-battle story:

DONGRANGS GONNA FUCKING DISTORT I CAN SEE IT FROM A MILE AWAY.

the lines about how hes changed and empty husks just set off so many warning signs with how negative he was being. AND NOW THE NAME AND SCENERY CHANGE?

"DONGRANG, WHO DENIES ALL" NOOOO!!! NO!!!!! DONGRANG!!!!!!!! DONGRAAAAAANG!! AAAGH <- excited but also. we're in for a fucking beating, mental and physical

"who is... mr. dongrang talking to?" AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW IT

DON KNOWS?!

"might not be a terminus, but rather step in the process." will this be like xiao - partial distortion, then gaining ego..? im not super confident in the possibility since dongrangs actually done shitty stuff and knows it, he's seen how he's lost compassion.

"i guess it wasnt just my work that burned in the concept incinerator that day. my mind's garden i'd been tending to also burned with it." the personality and kindess he had developed burned away that day. dongbaek also told him that if his technology wasn't changing the world, it wasn't worth putting effort into.

god im so. augh. im anticipating this so so much

it just. ended after faust's dialogue??? theres. a fucking 7 sinner battle up ahead what. huh. GUYS THE STORY YOU FORGOT THE STORY...

battle:

OHHHHHH he distorted offscreen. okay so. im in danger! but this design goes hard as fuck, as well as the music

design stuff: he's 100% the grown-up calf he nurtured. he mentioned it as well, saying it wouldn't recognize him. maybe that's why the face is covered? i also like the vines and such, and how. sad that calf half looks. it really does look old and abandoned.

idk much yet about the rest of the design, but i like the use of yellow, bc a) calf's fur, b) the symbolism of it (reminds me of happiness and childishness). though i wonder if he's 100% calf/cow, or a centaur instead? his hands have become viney and there's leaves around where totally covered head is, but he has ears as well (or horns?). also i just fucking noticed his shirt looks like dongbaeks in her spicebush ego......

phase 2:

HE FUCKING OpENED???? OKAY THEN (ignore the fucking. p my key is broken)

time to look at the design then :3

so the inside of the head is hollow and rimmed with teeth. maybe the horns are teeth too? there's some eyes and flesh inside, kinda reminds me of nothing there..... the bell inside is. ringing some bells in my memory. but i cant recall what </3 also his body just looks like. Muscle. and the open eye..... ough this design is just so. monstrous and interesting. and the trees having the trophies as fruits of vanity!!!!! thats so fucking cool

phase 3:

he shrivelled up..... ough

not sure what the resentful trees are. maybe the trophies got wrapped up in something? it looks kinda like spider silk?

dongrang is just. slowly being destroyed now. theres no remnants of humanity, he isnt even humanoid now.

used branch of knowledge on a resentful tree lmao

aaaand shi ishmael took him down. ggs!

post-battle story:

the game froze

[honeydazai]

when you say their dick is too big

feat.: Diluc, Kaeya, Childe, Zhongli, Itto, Scaramouche, Ayato, Albedo, Xiao

warnings: nsfw content, size difference, dacryphilia, degradation, praise, breeding kink, choking, Itto has a knot and barbs on his cock, Zhongli has two dicks

DILUC stops immediately when you tell him to — hurting you is the last thing he wants —, though he can't help but chuckle when you, teary-eyed, tell him that his dick is too big and that it won't fit. He quickly shushes you with a gentle kiss, his smile warm and loving as he reassures you that it'll be fine, he'll try to be as careful as possible.

Even though he tries to go slow for your comfort, he groans in pleasure when he finally bottoms out inside of you, your hips flush together, and while he had originally planned to give you some time to adjust to his size, he can't help but pick up a fast and hard pace a few moments later, because what you don't know is that your words sent a white hot spike of pleasure up his spine. His size kink is thriving, especially when there's a slight bulge showing through your stomach as he thrusts into you.

“You're alright, dear. It'll fit, don't worry. Ah, fuck—, you feel so tight around me. Archons, you can even see my dick through your stomach — fuck.”

When you complain to KAEYA about his cock being too large to fit inside of you, he genuinely can't help but laugh. You're adorable — really, he's at a loss of words here. There's a smile on his lips as he tells you that you'll be alright, and he doesn't bother to stop pushing into you; giving you time to breathe would only result in you overthinking even more. Besides, he knows you'll be fine.

When he finally pounds into you, his hips slapping against your own with lewd squelching noises accompanying each thrust, you're moaning and keening, your back arching, and there's mocking words and teasing sentences falling from Kaeya's lips before he can stop himself, but, really, who can blame him? Just a moment ago, you were protesting and worrying, and now you're taking his dick like a champ — it's almost ironic, really.

“Ah, look at you, darling. Weren't you just whining about my dick being too big for you? Now you're practically sucking me in. That's adorable. Makes me wonder if that innocent persona of you was but an act, doll.”

CHILDE has got you bent in half in a mating press when you whine about him being too big, his dick being too deep inside of you, and he couldn't deny that your words made his cock twitch inside of you even if he tried. He scoffs, obviously amused, and it's such a huge ego boost that he thrusts into you roughly, his hips flush with yours as he bottoms out in one quick movement that has you gasping and crying out.

There's some half-assed shushing from him as he assures you that it's fine, you'll be alright, but in reality, you're barely able to understand what he's saying with the almost violent pace he has set and he knows it. You're drooling while he pounds into you, saliva dripping down your chin, and Childe isn't shy to mock you for how desperate you look. By the end of it, he makes sure you're literally dripping with his cum.

“Fuck, babe, that's so hot—, you think I'm too big for your tight little hole, hm? Don't you worry, baby, I'll fill you up so good. You'll be fine—, ah, fuck, I promise, just let me make you feel good. Just let me breed you.”

ZHONGLI raises his eyebrows when you complain about his size in a seriously worried tone, but he's quick to shush you despite not understanding why you seem to have trouble taking only one of his cocks. The other one is resting against your abdomen as he slowly but surely continues to push into you, the tip of it dripping precum onto your skin.

While he's constantly praising you for how well you're taking him, he can't help that he enjoys seeing your eyes all glassy with tears, and his thoughts immediately go to how you'd cry and whine under him if he were to fuck you with both dicks, only to fill you up and breed you.

“You're so good for me, darling. You take me so well. In fact, I'm quite certain you'd even be able to take both of my cocks if you'd like to try.”

Honestly, ITTO is used to this kind of reaction. He's a big guy all around, which is why it doesn't come as a surprise when you claw at his back and whimper about him not being able to fit inside of you. Still, while he understands your worries, he's too much into it to stop now; he can't help that he continues to push into you until you're stretched wide around his dick.

He at least has the decency to apologise while thrusting into you, his hips slapping against your ass, even though he gets a massive ego boost from the way you're crying out. His apologies don't make it better — especially because his size isn't the only thing you have to deal with. What's much more difficult to take are the barbs on his cock, as well as his knot once he fills you up, but what can he say; he's an oni through and through and his biology is intent on breeding you.

“Ah, baby, fuck, 'm sorry, I don't wanna hurt you, fuck, I promise, you just feel so good, can't stop, please, babe, I need to fill you up—”

Honestly, SCARAMOUCHE thinks of you as ridiculously naive for even hoping that he'll be merciful when you blabber something about his cock being too big. You're on all fours underneath him, cheek against the ground and ass raised, and he's not above taunting you as he repeats your whiny plea in a mocking, high-pitched voice.

As if inspired by your words, he thrusts into you at once, his pace rougher than it needs to be solely because he wants to see you cry on his cock, your cheeks flushing and your eyes crossing as you clench around him. When he feels particularly mean, he even wraps a hand around your throat, if only to hear your high-pitched keening noises as you choke and whine, your thighs trembling and tears dripping down your cheeks.

“What are you saying? It won't fit? Oh, I'll make it fit, don't you worry. Besides, you're already dripping wet. Fucking slut. This is the only thing you're good for, so shut up and take what I decide to give you.”

While AYATO is quick to coo soothing words at you, his voice a low purr and with his hands gently caressing the curve of your hip, his lips also curl into a smirk. You can't see the way his eyes sparkle with mischief and something more sinister because of your position — your cheek pressed against the pillows, your back arched and ass raised —, but that his polite words are just a facade is obvious in the way his hips snap against yours.

The urge to make you cry just because of his cock makes his movements more hurried and rough, his usual effortless grace bleeding away into impatience and brutal thrusts. His nails dig into your hips as he rocks into you until your thighs are shaking and tears drip down your flushed cheeks, needy noises falling from your lips, and Ayato can't help that he wants nothing more than to truly break you.

“Oh, am I too big for you, love? Are you saying you can't take it? That'd be a shame, I was hoping to have you come on my cock. Ah, there you go — look, it fits. You're such a slut in reality, hm, darling?”

ALBEDO pauses the second you whine about his dick being too big to fit inside of you, his head cocked to the side in a curious manner as his gaze meets your teary eyes. While he's an attentive and observant lover, he also can't deny that his cock twitches inside of you at hearing you say that.

He tells you matter-of-factly that there's no need to worry, that your body is quite literally made for this and that it's obvious in the way your cunt is basically sucking him in, before continuing to push in until he bottoms out, your hips flush together. If you haven't relaxed until then, he's honestly at a loss of what to do, though a feeling of pride spreads through his veins when you finally moan and mewl in pleasure rather than in fear. He just loves being correct.

“Oh? Look at you, dripping wet around my dick. Didn't I tell you you were going to be alright? You're literally made to take my dick, love, and it seems you're a natural at it, too.”

When you first tell him to stop, please, that his dick is never going to fit inside of you, XIAO scoffs, his eyebrows drawn together into a frown. For a moment, he genuinely thinks you're making fun of him, though he quickly stops moving when he notices that there's tears welling up in your eyes.

The last thing he wants is to hurt you, which is why he pauses immediately. It doesn't matter how aroused he is, your comfort is his top priority, which is why he'll only continue once you give him the consent to. Even when he finally bottoms out inside of you, his hips flush with yours and with you mewling underneath him, he checks in on you to make sure you're alright.

“Fuck, I—, please, love, are you alright? Tell me. How are you feeling? May I continue? Fuck, you're so damn tight around me.”

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[dustofthedailylife]

Caught staring at their Lips

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Summary: They catch you staring at their lips and how they would react (headcanons + short drabbles format)

Characters: Ayato, Childe, Diluc, Heizou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Thoma, Xiao, Zhongli x (gn!)Reader (separate)

Warnings: None - pure fluff!

A/N: Your girl is back! I finally managed to finish these drabbles I had sitting in my drafts for half an eternity already. Always appreciate any asks, comments or reblogs about this if you liked it. Let me know your favorite! &lt;3

AYATO

It wouldn't take long for him to notice your dreamy stare.

Would literally stop talking mid sentence as soon as he notices you staring, just to see how long it would take you to notice he was no longer saying anything.

Once you realized, he would just smirk and throw you a knowing glance.

He can't help himself, he needs to throw a remark and he would enjoy it greatly that he is making you even more flustered.

Despite him looking like he is entirely unaffected by your gawking, on the inside you would make him go crazy, his heart would beat so loud he is scared you would be able to hear it.

He hummed, snapping you out of your trance, making you realize that you had been staring at his lips for the entire time he had been talking. Wait? When did he stop talking? Oh, Archons. You felt the blood rush to your face and wanted to cover your eyes in embarrassment, but that would be admitting that you, in fact, had been staring at Ayato's way too soft and inviting looking lips while you wondered what they would feel like against yours.

"Care to share with me what you were so entranced by on my face?"

"... I-I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to-"

"Oh, so you admit that you were staring at my lips?"

"I… no, I–." You were desperately ringing for words and all you could manage to get out was a stammered word salad - much to the amusement of the man in front of you.

He let out a soft chuckle and he trained his lilac eyes on yours before he suddenly took your hand into his, brushing over the back of your palm with his thumb. You thought your heart was about to jump out of your chest any second, which seemed to be very much visible on your face as well, because Ayato's smirk grew even wider.

"No need to be so nervous, I was just testing you."

"W-what were you–?"

He quickly pulled you forward and pressed his lips onto yours, one of his gloved hands finding its way to your cheek, cupping it gently.

"Now that we finally got around to spending time together, don’t you perhaps think it’s being wasted by just staring?"

CHILDE

Oh Archons, you have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into…

He would be an absolute tease about it (because of course he would be).

Would it stroke his ego if the most beautiful person in all of Teyvat stared at his lips this way? One hundred percent.

If you thought you’d seen his shit-eating grin before, better reconsider that because the grin he would have on his face now, was wider than it had ever been.

Prepare to be flustered because that man will stare right back at you and not even falter for a second under your gaze.

You stood in front of his desk as he flicked through the pages on the clipboard you just brought over to him. You closely watched the way his eyes scanned over the paper with a bored expression, finding your eyes wandering from his eyes a bit further down to his lips.

You found yourself drifting off, fantasizing about what it would feel like to press your own lips against his. You were so lost in thought, you missed the way he kept looking up at you out of the corner of his eyes with a smug smile slowly forming on his face, before getting up from his chair and getting over to where you were standing.

“Look at you!”, he took your face in between his index finger and thumb and pulled it up in a way that you were forced to look into his eyes. “Staring at my lips like you have a chance in hell to kiss me, hm?”

“I-I’m sorry, I must’ve…”, you rung for words as he kept pinning you down with his intense ocean blue eyes, the conceited grin on his face becoming wider with every stammer that forced itself out of your throat. You hoped he didn’t feel how your cheeks had started to burn under his gloved hands and how fast your heart had started to hammer against your chest.

“What if I told you though, that you do have a chance?”

Oh Archons, this man would be the death of you.

DILUC

Would be the one to keep talking even if he notices that you’re staring.

Don’t be fooled though, he just tries to keep it cool but he’d eventually break under your gaze.

His face would turn a flaming red and become almost indistinguishable from the color of his locks and he would start to stammer and avoid eye contact.

Would probably inquire whether he had something in his face making you aware of the fact that you had been staring, flustering you all the same in return.

You would shake your head and attempt to hide your face while an awkward silence settled between you two.

He would secretly wish for you to look at his lips like that more often.

Sitting at the bar at the Angel’s Share you caught yourself being entranced by the lips of the man behind the bar who was focused on wiping some of the glasses dry, while striking a conversation with you.

As soon as he looked up from the counter you noticed a small startle in his composure before he kept talking again, earning nothing but a zoned out hum or nod from you in response as you were too busy with the way his lips basically danced a slow rhythm as he was speaking.

“Sorry. I-Is there anything between my teeth… or on my face?”, he stammered suddenly, interrupting whatever he had been talking about prior to that. Not that you would actually remember what it was about, embarrassingly so, because you knew exactly why he was asking.

“No, no, everything is fine.”, you replied awkwardly to which he nodded before quickly turning around, busying himself with cleaning up the perfectly arranged and spotless shelf behind him. You had been too obvious, hadn’t you?

“Say…”, he suddenly turned around again with a bright pink blush across his cheeks. “Are you free tomorrow night?”

HEIZOU

What gave you the idea that staring at his lips would either go unnoticed or end well?

That man basically has a sixth sense, of course he would notice straight away.

Would probably let you stare for a bit longer and pretend he doesn’t see you looking at his lips so blatantly obvious

He absolutely wouldn’t be able to hold back the smug grin on his face for too long.

Brace yourself for teasing, because you sure won’t hear the end of it.

As you sat at your desk at the Police Station you couldn’t help but steal sneaky glances over to your colleague and his handsome features every now and then. Especially his lips magically kept pulling you back to them and you frequently began drawing imaginary patterns over them with your eyes and were unable to take them off.

Heizou suddenly piled up some of the files he had been working on the entire day, grabbed them and walked over to your desk with a confident smirk on his face that could mean nothing good.

“Well, my favorite colleague, care to lend me a hand with a case I’ve been struggling to solve?”

“Excuse me?”

Him? Struggling with a case? Frankly said, you found that almost impossible to believe so you just questioningly raised an eyebrow at him. 

As if prompted, he pulled out the chair in front of your desk and sat down, putting the files on your desk, too. But much to your surprise he didn’t open them but instead pushed them aside and leaned in closer to you over your desk, intently staring at your face, the smug grin never faltering.

“You heard that right and you’re the only one who can solve it.”

You stared back at him as if he had lost his mind. He had never asked for help with a case, neither directly nor indirectly. As if spurred on by your confusion his grin grew even wider and you started getting more nervous by the minute.

“So… there is someone who keeps staring at my lips recently in a not so sneaky way. Do you think they want to kiss me or am I on the wrong track here?”

Oh god.

KAEYA

He would catch you staring pretty quickly

A smug grin would be painted on his face along with a flirty glint in his eye.

Similarly to Childe he would be a total tease about it - so better prepare for some remarks thrown your way.

Although he would just use it as a facade to play down and hide his own flusteredness.

He would most certainly be thinking about your longing stare for quite some time after, wondering what your lips would feel like when joined with his.

You and Kaeya sat together at the Tavern after work over some wine and snacks. While he was talking you couldn’t help but start scanning his handsome features. The way his soft hair fell across his forehead and shoulder and the way his frost blue eye wandered around the dimly lit tavern and the way his lips softly wrapped around the rim of his wineglass every so often.

As you kept looking at his lips you soon noticed that they had formed into a sly smile. Looking up you saw that he had his eye trained on you. Crap, had he caught you staring?

“Why, hello there, sweetheart. What are you looking at?.”, he purred and playfully bit his lip.

“Oh archons, stop it?!”, you whined as you clasped your hands over your face in an attempt to hide..

You were ready to sink into the ground in embarrassment right then and there, and it got worse when you heard him put his glass down onto the table and felt his hands pull yours off your face again so he could get a look at your flustered expression. 

A pleased grin was painted on his face as he moved so close to yours you could smell the wine he had been drinking on his breath and his lips were barely a hair’s breadth away from yours.

“Well if you’re so intent on staring at me like that, you have to live with the consequences, don’t you think?”

KAZUHA

When he catches you staring he would smile back at you, a light pink dusting his cheeks.

He would be so soft and nice about it, softly brushing over the back of your palm to divert your attention his way even more.

Prepare to be showered with words of affection and compliments in return.

By far the most romantic about it out of the bunch. 

Would be the type to write poetry about the moment and dwell on the moment for quite a while.

You and Kazuha were sitting together near the harbor in Liyue, on a big stone bank just outside the city. Kazuha was leaning back with his eyes closed and propping himself up with his hands. The mild ocean breeze softly carded through his white locks and his lips were formed into a soft smile. You actually would have liked to kiss them right then and there and the urge to reach your hand out to brush over them became stronger with every passing second.

He turned his head over to you and fixated his crimson colored eyes on yours before throwing you the most beautiful smile you had ever seen. 

He grabbed your hand to trace small circles over the back of it with his thumb making your whole body feel tingly and your heart started racing.

"Can you believe we've known each other for almost our entire lives... and yet we've never shared a kiss.", he suddenly remarked, a rosy blush playing around his cheeks. "... we can change that now, if you want."

You could feel how the heartbeat in your chest became more erratic at his words and your face started heating up. 

"Are you sure? I don't want you to feel–", you began to protest, but you didn't even get to finish your sentence before you could feel a pair of soft lips be tenderly pressed onto yours.

"You're incredible!", he whispered before uniting your lips once more.

His words engulfed all your senses and you gripped his shirt in a futile attempt to keep you stable as the sensation of his lips made you melt like candle wax in the sun.  And if you were honest, you were sure this must be what heaven felt like.

THOMA

He would become so flustered once he notices and would totally forget what he was saying while averting your gaze. Who would have thought outgoing and cheerful Thoma could be so shy?

He would desperately try to keep his cool but would outright just fail and become beet red in the face.

Definitely would stammer and start nibbling on the mochi in his hand - anything to keep his lips out of your line of sight and his thoughts away from the way you just looked at them.

Should he ask you what you were looking at? Did you want to kiss him? No, no, he must be seeing things.

When you noticed his weird behavior you realized what you were doing and in turn felt the blood rush to your face as well.

You and Thoma sat in the patio of the Kamisato estate, eating snacks all while you went through the organization lists for some of the upcoming festivities the Yashiro Commission was assigned to host. 

There was but one problem, you just couldn’t focus on the work in front of you because you repeatedly found your focus shift to the lips of the man before you. The way they moved when he talked, the way he quirked the corner of his mouth up or the way he pressed his pen against them when he was thinking about something. 

Lost in scanning his features you completely missed the moment Thoma addressed a question to you.

“Are you still listening?”

“Hm?”, you snapped out of your trance, flicking your eyes up to meet his again. 

He didn’t miss the shift in the direction of your gaze and instinctively reached his hand out to his lips before it started to dawn on him where you had been staring the entire time. The thought instantly made him blush violently. 

He hastily grabbed one of the mochi lying on the plate in front of him on the table before shoving it in his mouth in a futile attempt to make the tingling feeling on his lips and in the pit of his stomach go away. How was he supposed to concentrate on his work now?

“U-Uhm… w-well. Do we need some more pa-paper lanterns? What do you think–”

XIAO

By far the one that gets flustered the most when he catches you staring at his lips.

Would quickly turn his face to the other side to escape your gaze and his cheeks would glow in a bright pink.

Would seem rather annoyed, but don’t take it the wrong way - his heart is threatening to jump out of his chest any second now.

No matter how hard he tries to shake it off, he has to admit that the way you looked at his lips felt rather nice.

Please stop him from teleporting away because he is just too flustered.

“Ahem…”

The man in front of you clearing his throat pulled you out of your thoughts and you flicked your gaze from his lips back up to his eyes. You were met with an undecipherable but stern expression of the adeptus that made your heart run wild time and time again.

“Would you stop that?”, Xiao asked in an almost demanding tone.

“What?”, you asked, genuinely confused at first but it soon dawned on you. You had been staring again, but this time it wasn’t you who caught and could reprimand yourself but instead it was him who did so.

“Did no one teach you that staring at others is rude?”

“I’m sorry. I-I didn't... I couldn’t help it–”

“Tch…”

He scoffed and turned his face away from you abruptly, but it wasn’t fast enough for you to miss the dust of pink that was starting to bloom across his cheeks. 

No matter how hard he tried to seem cold and distanced, around you he never quite managed.

ZHONGLI

He would mistake it at first and would think you're just pratically glued to his lips because you find his storytelling so enthralling.

But when he notices the longing glint in your eyes he immediately knows it's something else that has you so captivated. 

And it has surely been a while since he welcomed the feeling of someone staring at his lips this way that much.

And especially considering it was you, he would be genuinely flattered.

He indulges in the thought of what it would feel like to kiss you for a while, although he would not let it show on his face.

Might throw an underhanded remark your way.

“It was then said that Rex Lapis allowed the Lord of Geovishaps to roam the land freely until his mind fell victim to corruption and he began attacking those he had once sworn to protect, leading Rex Lapis to having to seal him back underground.”

Zhongli picked up his teacup and blew the rising steam off it before taking a sip. You didn’t miss the way his lips curled around the corner of his cup and how the tea dampened them before the corners of his lips turned upward in a content smile.

He continued retelling his story where he left off but your eyes and thoughts were trained on something else instead. You were so entranced by the way his lips moved while he spoke that you at first didn’t notice that he had stopped midway, looking at you curiously with a sleek smile playing around his mouth.

“Am I perhaps boring you?”, he inquired.

“N-no, not at all, it’s just – I was distracted.”, you stammered, feeling the blood rush to your cheeks.

“Hmm, I see. Do you want me to continue or are you perhaps more inclined to keep being entertained by whatever thoughts are on your mind instead?”

You could see the right corner of his mouth twitch upwards ever so slightly into a soft smile while he trained his gaze on your face, a fond and adoring expression flaring up behind his amber irises.

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[anantaru]

𝗛𝗢𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗧 !

˖˚˳⊹ hot things he does during sex feat. ayato : diluc : xiao : zhongli : kaeya : kazuha : heizou : childe : itto x fem! reader

˖˚˳⊹ warnings: nsfw

ayato, who‘ll spread his cum all over your body after climaxing, mesmerized by the texture covering your breasts so unbelievably sinful, obsessing over it heavily. He'll move his fingers around your chest, getting so fucking lost, they'll get coated in his cum, later on popping his digits in your mouth so you're tasting all of him. He could get lost in that particular sight, unable to withstand his desire to fuck you again without actually cleaning you up beforehand. He loves it messy <3!

diluc, who wants you to cockwarm him during sex, he needs to be closer, more intimate, suddenly haltering his movements, not thrusting up into you anymore but holding you down on his cock by your thighs. Nestling his heavy cock inside of your sloppy hole and those sounds, fuck, the way your cunt clenches down onto him all of a sudden, smearing all your slick over his thighs but he doesn't care in the slightest. Loves getting marked by you too!

xiao, who‘ll completely lose himself in your tits, he's a fucking boob guy, doesn't matter which size you got, small or big, heavy or light, he loves all boob sizes equally. Adores how squishy they are whenever he plops one in his mouth or plays with them whenever he's stressed, rubbing his digits against your wet nipple feverishly might be one of his fave things to do to you. Can suck on it throughout the day really, doesn't only have to be while fucking you and if he managed to made you cum without actually touching your needy cunt, it'll slowly boost his ego by a ten fold.

zhongli, who‘ll start nibbling on your earlobe without a single care in the world, leaving wet kisses from your neck to all over your collarbone, biting down slowly while keeping it slick with his spit is his usual tactic. The whining you were responding with made him muse against your skin on how precious and obedient you were, resorting in suckling again on your shivering neck, your body trembling as you felt his digits slowly poking against your needy hole. <3

kaeya, who‘ll always hold deep eye contact with you, musing against your ear on how adorable you look with his favorite expression on your face, half-lidded eyes, teary and droppy, mouth agape and swollen from the heated make-out session and those lovely tears, coating your very sweet cheeks with such lewdness. Can't stop watching how you take his heavy cock while he's slowly pumping himself into your cunt. Is a meanie too :( will breath out laughingly while watching you gasp whenever he takes his cock further inside your hole.

kazuha, who‘ll bite down on his lower lip while climaxing, smiling while slowly throwing his head back and moaning out, will get lost in those moments for a while, tiny whimpers escaping from his strained throat as he sinks back into your warm cunt, he doesn't feel satisfied yet, doesn't want it to end :( ! though once coming down from his high he'll thrive off, turning his head back in embarrassment, avoiding your gaze and hiding in the nook of your neck. <3

heizou, who‘ll be embarassingly loud, but in the most erotic way possible. Knows how much you enjoy it whenever he's vocal, will sometimes mock your own moans and imitate them in front of you to piss you off, but you can't help it, by the way he fucks you it's immediately forgotten. His hard cock dragging against your abused walls, grinning at you whenever your body trembles from being overstimulated. Loves it messy too! always staining your thighs with your juices to admire it later.

childe, who‘ll stroke his hair back while pounding into you, holding against your thigh with one hand while brushing away the loose strands of his hair that sticked to his forehead, adams apple bobbing against his throat and breathing out heavily through clenched teeth. He was soaked with sweat and panting, his muscles burning from effort but there was no way he'll stop yet! spreading your legs further apart, circling his hips while pushing back inside your warm cunt and nestling into your soaking wet hole again that got his cock coated with your slick in no time. <3

itto, who'll praise you like you're his goddess, which you are <3 !! "you're so fucking sexy." musing in between harsh pants while he flips you on your stomach, grabbing the soft flesh of your hips to align himself with your throbbing pussy again. "you're making me so hard baby." slowly stroking himself while rubbing his stiff cock over your abused folds to gather more of your juices, mouth watering at the sight! "it's not my fault, you just feel so good." you push your behind further against his tip, being so needy for him and eternally thankful once he finally nestled in between your warmth. "I'll never get enough of this." grinding down harder and harder ... <3

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[xiao-isms]

Hello I just recently found your Sub Xiao things and oh my god thank you for the food 😍😍 If ur taking requests, Reader with a strap on with a dildo that can vibrate, and Xiao taking it ? 👀 Multiple orgasms would be fun, but anything you write is excellent so I don’t mind where you take this 😳

— dirty.

character. xiao

content warnings. multiple orgasms, semi dirty talk, verbal humiliation, cum eating, a little bit of cross-dressing. note that reader does have a strap-on but i tried to make it as gn as possible !

word count: 1.7k words

voicemail. agshs thank u sm anon! i really liked writing this one so i hope you enjoy <3 ps sorry if the ending is rushed, i recently started uni so ive been superrr busy lately

you slid a hand up xiao’s milky thigh and underneath his blush pink pleated skirt with a mischievous grin on your lips. halting for a moment, you took the opportunity to squeeze that soft, meaty flesh that you loved so dearly, pressing wet kisses and angry red hickies across his skin. once satisfied with your work, you pull away and lift your head to look the mighty yaksha right in his now watery eyes and archons, you doubted even the lord of geo himself would believe you if you told him how pathetic his war-hardened adeptus looked at this very moment, all from a few simple touches. the sight was laughable, really; his hard cock protruded from his pretty little skirt, precum already beginning to stain the garment, accompanied by a face so flushed you swore you could see steam emerging from the top of the other's head. you grabbed the man by his chin and yanked him forward. "you're fucking disgusting." the words came out a bit harsher than intended but xiao, oh xiao, he loved it. he loved it when you made him feel absolutely deplorable; when you broke him until he felt like he couldn't be fixed. he didn't respond, just looked at you with hunger, like he was silently begging you to fuck his brains out.

you could feel a primal need rumbling from deep inside your chest. “does that turn you on?” you asked with a cheeky grin that only seemed to be getting larger by the second. the petite man whimpered in your tight hold, nodding ever so slightly but much too embarrassed to give a direct response. “how naughty of you, xiao. so shy, and yet so, so dirty.” you interlocked your lips with his, sliding your tongue in his small mouth as soon as you got the chance. it was messy and sloppy and it felt like xiao hadn’t kissed anyone a day in his life, saliva running down the sides of his pointed chin while his mouth hung open, completely pliant, but it was so hot. you were the first to pull away which only made the adeptus whine in a desperate, high-pitched voice.

“so needy,” you whispered in the shell of his ear, rubbing his sensitive sides. “you want it? you want my cock in you, pretty boy?” he makes a sound of affirmation, one that you can’t quite make out, but one nonetheless. xiao shouldn’t be acting like this, he knows he shouldn’t—he’s a yaksha, a seasoned demon slayer, and yet, whenever he’s with you like this, he just can’t seem to control himself. he thrusted his little hips into thin air with vigor in what seemed to be an attempt to get some kind of friction, something—anything—to soothe his aching, leaking dick. “ah, ah,” you hummed, gripping his waist so tightly you were both positive there would be bruises there the next morning. “the only way you’re going to cum tonight is with my cock plowing into your tiny hole.”

the way his face contorted slightly and his brows furrowed while fresh, blood-hot tears ran down his flushed cheeks only spurred you on further. you spread his legs as far as possible, yanking both his cute panties and tight skirt off, throwing it behind you without care. you haphazardly coated your fingers in saliva before inserting them inside your boy with newfound fervor, eager to fuck him until he couldn’t think straight and was unable to scream anything other than your name. he moaned and cried and whimpered as you pumped your wet digits in and out of his hole. the adeptus whined, he was so close, so close, but he desperately wanted to be good for you-- and there's hardly anything that he wouldn't do to achieve that, even if it meant holding back his own orgasm. you scissored your middle and index finger, adding a third once you were sure xiao was stretched well enough. soon, you were able to thrust your digits in back and forth freely while the other's body continuously spasmed and shook with close to unbearable pleasure.

too impatient to keep waiting to enter the small man, you pulled your fingers out entirely, the act ripping a loud wail from your lover. "wh...w-why'd you stop?" the words were slurred and almost incomprehensible—it sounded something akin to what someone drunken on sex would say, certainly not a powerful immortal such as himself. the question truly makes you wonder if he'd actually been paying attention to your previous statement or if he really was that incoherent already. how cute, you hadn't even started and here he was, a drooling, stupid mess. you didn't respond, instead opting to press your lips against his, thrusting your tongue deep into his mouth once again. whether or not he understood you before didn't matter, the night would end the same way: with xiao becoming an inchoate husk of a being, only able to give as much pleasure as he received.

quickly, you fastened the harness onto your waist, clicking the straps in place. the plastic toy connected to the o-ring of the strap-on was useful in more ways than one; you knew the both of you’d love it as soon as you saw it. slowly—or, as slowly as you could, patience thrown to the wind long ago—you slid inside of your boy with ease, his breath hitching in the most adorable ways. you smirked and wrapped your fingers around the small device that activated the dildo. “are you ready?” before the man under you had a chance to answer, you clicked the 'on' button, the sex toy whirling to life. for a second, you thought you could see hearts in xiao’s teary, amber eyes. he looked so, so beautiful like this; spreading his legs and moaning for you like a cheap hooker. nimble fingers landed on his waist once again, allowing your hips to slam against the meat of his thighs. his mouth hung agape in shock at the sudden movement, whimpers and whines spilling from those pretty, swollen lips. "a-ah! mmph, p-please go s—oh!—" the words seemed to have fallen dead on his tongue due to a particularly well aimed thrust, hurling him forward. every little movement felt so good, like he was on cloud nine, and oh god, don't even get him started on the way the pseudo cock vibrated in him, making his head go blank with overwhelming lust. he could feel that familiar heat stirring in his abdomen, his eyes rolling to the back of his head.

"mm, 'm gonna cum, ooh, g-gonna cum, p-please!"

with one more rough, domineering push of your hips, he came over the newly washed bed sheets. you slowly came to a stop and slipped your fingers over the head of his now softening sex, swiping away a hefty amount of your lover's seed and putting it towards his face. "open.” you demanded, inserting your moist digits in his mouth. his red, puffy lips wrapped around them, lazily licking you clean. "good boy," you praised as you pulled your fingers from him. "do you like that? you like eating your own cum like a filthy whore, hm?" he didn’t respond, apparently much too fucked out to even nod. you pulled the man’s cheeks together, leaning down and pressing the tip of your nose to his own.

“i asked you a question.”

his mouth opened slightly at the deep, commanding tone of your voice; he was trying to answer you, he was trying to be good, but his mind was so fuzzy he could hardly breathe. with much struggle, he moves his head up and back down. the action was hardly noticeable with how subtle it was, but you took pity on the poor yaksha, placing a kiss that he felt was almost too gentle considering the current situation. you heard a whimper erupt from xiao and a small, close to inaudible humming sound could be heard within the quiet room.

oh.

you had forgotten about that.

the adeptus trembled underneath your form with overstimulation. he feared he was going to cum again, untouched; he could feel it in the way his dick was beginning to harden again, the way the muscles in his stomach churned and tightened in the most delightful ways, ways that made him feel lightheaded and painfully aroused. you were silent, watching your lover’s face scrunch up with a glint of pure lust clear in your half-lidded eyes. you begin to rock your hips back and forth again, only moving a centimeter an inch this time. xiao couldn’t stop thinking about how good you felt inside him, how his slick walls clenched and unclenched around your barely moving cock, making the smallest squelching noises.

it was all so filthy.

with that thought, the warm coil in his lower body burst and he was positive that he was seeing stars from how hard he’d just orgasmed. it was ego-boosting, really, knowing that only you could touch him like this, look at him like this. you hummed, increasing the pace of your thrusts until xiao was crying and incoherent, garbled whines falling from his mouth. “s-sen—o-oh fuck!” tears clouded his vision as you abused his prostate, taking advantage of that sensitive spot inside him. with heavy breaths, you leaned down to look at him directly, the smell of sweat and sex prominent on both of your bodies. “you’re such a good boy, xiao,” you commended between grunts and quiet moans. you brushed his messy hair back so you could see the pleasure on his flushed face, planting kisses on each of his cheeks. he keened at the attention, throwing his arm over his face to hide from the embarrassment.

“you take my cock so well, such a brave boy.” you knew he loved to be showered in praise more than anything, even more than he loved to be pinned down and degraded. he felt as if he’d cum at any second, the way the silicone toy felt inside him was more than exhilarating and your occasionally words only added to that addicing feeling. nimble fingers wrapped around the base of his dick, hard and dripping precum, preparing itself for its third orgasm. you finished him off with just a few strokes, his small form twitching with overstimulation. you slowly came to a stop and cupped his red face with your hands.

“what am i ever going to do with you, baby?”

[xiaosmoon]

the boys as your classmate

pairings: albedo, childe, xiao, kaeya, kazuha, & thoma x gn!reader

warnings/content: fluff

a/n: in honor of my first week back on campus. wrote this while i was sick so yeah.

-> albedo

the put together guy with the most aesthetically pleasing notes. he is definitely the guy you want in your group if you're looking for an A+

albedo is the perfect student. turns in his work on time, is the president of the science club, & goes to country clubs on his off time. what more could you ask for?

all of the teachers love him no doubt, as does the rest of your student body. albedo truly doesn't recognize how popular he is. he gets gushed over all the time but just doesn't pay any mind to it.

he has the nicest clothes. sweater vests, plaid paints, necklaces, rings, and sometimes even wears glasses. not to mention he smells like freshly picked flowers.

if you ever miss a day of class, albedo has pictures of notes sent to you already with a breakdown on each lesson. he even offers to tutor you after school!

if you're looking for the perfect study buddy, albedo is your man.

-> childe

class clown, 100%

he never really takes class seriously and the teachers often yell at him. does that stop him though? absolutely not.

childe is popular and he knows it. he isn't afraid to flash a smile or two to get what he wants. might as well use all of his recourses, right?

he isn't in any clubs, although he plays tons of sports year round. basketball, football, you name it!

he tried lacrosse once but quit in less than a week because it wasn't "competitive enough."

more than likely, you're his tutor. you didn't exactly sign up to be his tutor because he's intimidating, but your teacher promised you extra credit.

childe was surprisingly easy to tutor. he listened to your advice and even took notes. (granted it was the worst note taking you've ever seen but hey, at least it's something.)

he teases you a lot on purpose during tutoring sessions. brushing his hand against yours, flicking paper at you, doodling on your hand, but it's all because he secretly has a crush on you.

-> xiao

half the time he's not even there?? it'll be a miracle if he even stays the whole class period. but he somehow manages to have perfect grades which baffles you every time.

xiao is usually quite. he never raises his hand in class yet he always has the answer. every time a teacher is convinced xiao isn't paying attention, they'll call on him purposefully yet he'll give them the correct answer every. single. time.

you noticed he doesn't talk to many people so once you complimented his hair with the most genuine smile on your face. he uttered a bored thanks which made you feel embarrassed. what you didn't know was that xiao's heart was beating 100 miles per hour.

he's always thought you were cute. he once sketched you in the middle of class but crumpled it up straight away because he thought it was creepy.

he isn't in any clubs, but he does hang around near school and skates with his friends.

whenever he works up the courage, he'll be the one to greet you first next time.

-> kaeya

the class smooth talker. flirts with everyone just for the fun of it. it's not like he intends anyone to actually get attached to him, it's just his idea of fun.

unfortunately for him, many, many people have crushes on him. he's had so many love confessions that he's a pro at rejection.

on valentine's day, his locker was stuffed with cards & flowers, so many that they just poured out onto the floor when he opened it. he didn't read any of them.

when he tries smooth talking you for the first time to get the homework answers, it was a punch to his ego. you didn't give in. everyone always gives in.

that caused kaeya's attention to be averted to you. why didn't you fall at his feet like everyone else at this school? naturally he tried to befriend you.

even when you showed no interest he kept pushing, determined to figure out why. were you not attracted to him? impossible.

but that only made his will to find out stronger. he would never upright as you why, of course not. but while searching for the answer, spending all of this time with you, the feelings that bubbled in his chest began to came to life.

all of the words that came out of your mouth began to sound like the sweetest melody. when your body accidentally brushed against his, kaeya's skin felt on fire. had he actually fallen for someone?

-> kazuha

the poetical one, obviously. no one knows it, but he writes all of the school play scripts. his english teacher was at tears with his work and begged him to help out with theater.

kazuha is usually by himself, not that he minds it. he's always quite in class and usually never talks. you always catch him doodling in his notebook though.

when you finally get the courage to speak to kazuha, you learn that he's actually very friendly! kazuha shared a few of his literature works with you in hopes that he can draw some more inspiration.

when you learn that he was the one who writes the school plays, you were in absolute shock. no wonder everyone was overly emotion at this year's beauty and the beast.

kazuha once encouraged you to try out for the lead role. you declined immediately, knowing you could never act in front of hundreds of watching eyes. he secretly signs you up anyway.

-> thoma

the nice boy. always helping out teachers, having great grades, & is the president of the animal rescue club. what's not to love?

he's definitely won homecoming court. and on top of everything else he's on the basketball team.

totally the type you wanna bring home to your parents. underneath his perfect appearance, people failed to realize how much of a softie this man is.

he doesn't realize when girls are hitting on him and it's the funniest thing ever to you. you always tease him for it but thoma brushes it off as "they were just being friendly."

he would never tell you, but you've been his crush for a while. you guys have been best friends since forever, so why hasn't he made a move?

mostly because he's afraid of putting the friendship at risk. he doesn't want to lose you because of something as dumb as feelings. so he'll keep quite about it.

[reilliane]

Perfect ★ Xiao

— ★ Scry: Solar Umbra + Xiao + Mischief AU — ★ Genre: Romance + Fluff — ★ Concept: Sometimes, all a seasoned warrior needs is reassurance. — ★ Words: 2.4k

What is love to a man saturated of war and violence?

Other than thinking it to be a feeling of complete unfamiliarity, it is something unachievable.

For a warrior who has thoroughly seen all facets of the grim and the macabre, one may therefore deduce that his edges have been roughed and hardened.

Walls of impenetrable defense will have risen and thorns are all that will meet a traveler if they do decide to venture and be acquainted with him.

And it isn’t wrong.

The last standing Yaksha is known to be austere, and he lives up to the description.

Although, one who knows him long enough will easily decipher that this distance he keeps between him and the rest of the world is out of the goodness of his own heart.

A heart darkened by yore and ironed by trauma—yet the fact that it’s still a heart capable of altruism and love remains true.

Even a shield with the highest of defenses can shatter, the same concept applies to the stronghold he built for himself.

And when even the slightest of cracks appear, its future crumbling is inevitable.

Xiao never thought he’d be one to experience the sentiments mortals often are intoxicated with; love.

If he learns of this fall a century back, he’d think it’s an absurd joke.

But here he is standing, admiring that one lady who has gone against the impossible. She needn’t even do anything and still, he’d fall for her a thousand times.

Perhaps it’s the way she holds herself differently from other known Adepti?

Without regard for stern formalities and rigidity? Being carefree and casual yet managing to keep the sense of decorum?

Or maybe it’s the way she smiles?

They’re all such sappy things to consider and the Yaksha cringes at the mere thought of it, but he can never deny the pleasant warmth in his chest that it brings.

But he is a warrior who deals with the profane.

Capable as he may be to actually feel love, who’s to say he has the ability to show it?

Such is the center of his fear, the second the Traveler opens to him about an inkling of [Name]’s feelings towards him.

He can’t show affection of his own will—there always has to be some sort of incentive. Even if he tries to, he’s short-circuiting and backing out.

So the remedy comes in, a proposal of the young exorcist; to split himself in two. To bring out that one part in his psyche that’s perfectly able to show all kinds of love—and bring out they did.

The moment Xiao sees him—that man bearing a similar appearance—something inside hollows out.

‘Alatus’, the name his alter ego decided to take, is the very same persona he once was… thousands of years ago.

He knows the counterpart to be much more capable of everything he’s lacking in.

After a series of events that unfolded one after the other, [Name] is then stuck in between the two.

Xiao, comically enough, didn’t think it’s possible to be jealous of himself whenever he sees that alter—with that grin that’s becoming annoying to see—coming a bit too close to the [c]nette for comfort.

It’s crazy.

And the worse part has to be that Alatus refuses to merge back, but then again, that’d be defeating the purpose of why he had been split from the original body in the first place.

There’s no choice but to suck it up. Besides, [Name] doesn’t seem to mind…

To be frank, it’s only him who minds.

“I’m leaving~”

Thank heavens. Mulls the golden-eyed man.

Alatus must’ve known the thought running in the other Adeptus’ head because he’s pouting and giving a half-hearted side-eye.

Oh, it can’t be helped that the crimson-styled alter is the one scheduled for patrol this week.

After a chaste kiss on the [c]nette’s temple, he darts out of sight with a snicker, evading the smack that’s about to come to his shoulder.

Xiao doesn’t waste any time walking towards the female warrior, hearing her flustered grumbles that morph into hums when she sees him approaching.

In an instant, her demeanor flips and she’s smiling impossibly wide with a call of his name. The Yaksha almost pauses in his steps, his heart leaping at the mere call and he sighs.

He’ll never get used to that…

“I haven’t seen you in two days, where have you been?” he remembers exactly why he can’t stand being around the girl for too long when she all but latches onto him by the waist, murmuring, “Alatus refused to let me go and search for you.”

Touch starved—that’s a way to describe this, right?

Or, well, he knows the [c]nette to be playful and physical in nature.

He’s seen how she vibes with his alter on the same flirty wavelength and heavens know Xiao won’t be able to last in their company because of this.

“Where else?” he huffs, “Scouting, purging, doing my duties—“

“That excuse won’t work on me since I know this week is assigned to Alatus. Goodness, Xiao, were you sulking?”

He splutters, pushing the female Adeptus away with an incredulous look on his face.

He doesn’t even have the time to shoot down her words because all of a sudden, she’s intruding in his space, chin on his chest, frowning as she says, “You always have that look whenever Alatus spends too much time with me.”

The Yaksha scowls.

Caught red-handed.

“Judging by your silence, I’m assuming that I’m correct?”

He turns his eyes elsewhere, offering no confirmation that will sully the last fragments of his pride and honor.

Oh, to think that he has built himself a fortress that lasted millenniums… only for it to crumble so easily facing this woman.

A hand taps him on the shoulder and he glances back, guarded and apprehensive.

[Name] grins cheekily—one won’t think of her as a venerated Adeptus.

“Don’t worry, he won’t return until a few more hours. I’m all yours, Xiao, I’ve always been—haven’t I?”

His face erupts into a shade of crimson before he can even react verbally. His eyes are widening as he grows hot.

Is she even aware of her own phrasing!?

Judging by the smile on her face, he assumes she is.

After all, it’s only [Name] who can utter ambiguous—and lowkey provocative—sentences without losing face.

At least, not when Alatus is in the picture—that man is just as good as she is in being suggestive.

He almost can’t believe that the alter is a part of him.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Xiao hisses, fearing he’d turn into mush if he stays a minute longer in the lady warrior’s arms.

[Name] only snuggles into him more with a sigh of content.

The Yaksha stammers in disbelief, questioning almost every known deity in Teyvat why the woman isn’t the least bit concerned about the fact that she’s doing this. In public. For anyone to see.

He’s not even kidding—anyone can walk in on them any moment and he’s stuck in this-

Laughter rings in the air.

“I know what you’re thinking, Xiao. Oh, you’re so adorable.”

Adorable? He scoffs. Out of every possible compliment to raise, this is-

“You’re speaking to the last known Yaksha, and you dare deem me as adorable—!” he realizes that the girl has a knack for inadvertently cutting his responses midway.

The kiss pressed on his cheek takes silences the words that are about to resonate from his throat, and he stands there, frigid and awestruck.

That just happened. It really did just happen.

And he’s suddenly moving an incredible distance away from a still laughing woman, his hand raised over his face as if it’ll hide his red cheeks and shield himself from any more advances.

“Are- are you out of your mind?!” he curses his stammer, “To do such an indecent thing!”

[Name] gasps, her posture becoming stiff as if she’s been dumped with an ice-cold bucket of realization and horror.

If not for the lively gleam in her [c] pools, he’d think he’d have offended her by his statement.

Her parted lips close, tugging down to a conscious frown.

“Indecent? I didn’t think it was wrong to be affectionate towards my lover…”

Nothing can describe the hysteric fluster that flourished in his chest as he zooms forward, hand clamping over the lady’s mouth to prevent her from saying anything else that’s capable of frying his head with fluster.

Xiao takes a wary look around, praying inwardly that no one has heard such things—before sighing, pinks still tinged pink and heart still racing.

“How can you be so forward?”

It’s almost terrifying.

Not to say he isn’t as forward, but to be blunt in the aspect of romance is beyond him.

Aren’t they both, well, new to this? He wonders how the girl has such a capacity to say things without ever faltering.

[Name] blinks, “Are you not my lover?”

Like that!

“I—!”

“Hehe, I’m just teasing you, Xiao. No need to be so worked up over it.”

Worked up is an understatement, though he won’t admit it.

Mildly peeved, Xiao crosses his arms and faces somewhere else.

Towards the marshes, to be specific—as if he’s attempting to divert his attention so that the aftereffect of his fluster can simmer down.

It’s been a long time after stepping into this new chapter of their relationship—well, a long time to the humans, but for them, a blink of an eye has passed—but he’s yet to be used to having a lover.

And experiencing unfiltered love.

“It wasn’t funny.” He mutters.

Maybe it’s because since he thought of love to be impossible for him—yet here he is.

“I know, I know, I’m sorry—I know we’re both new to this, and you’d rather take this slow on your part, and that’s perfectly fine.”

The response has him glancing at his fellow Adeptus in the corner of his eyes, studying the ease on her visage that showed no impatience nor annoyance at all.

Won’t that be unsatisfactory? If you’ve to wait until I’ve adjusted. He thinks.

“…”

After a long, grueling experience in the war and having to help humans out of sheer goodwill, the Yaksha wonders if the [c]nette ever thinks about being selfish for once.

He knows he’s not so easy to adjust in these kinds of situations, his background made it incredibly difficult.

He knows he’s not one to show emotion that's so foreign to him—hence why Alatus was split in the first place—and still, she’s willing to wait?

For him?

Feeling his hand be given a gentle squeeze, golden eyes finally move back to settle against [c]s.

“Having you reciprocate my feelings is enough, and waiting is nothing to me. I admire you for who you are. Even if you chose to split Alatus from your psyche, you’re still the man I fell for.”

Although he cannot respond the way he wants to, he’s grateful.

Oh, he’s so grateful and he’s certain it showed in the intensity of his gaze that has [Name] smiling even more.

“You’re perfect to me.”

His heart can burst out of his chest and he frankly wouldn’t mind at all.

The female Adeptus leans against his shoulder with a content sigh and silence reigns free once more.

Xiao didn’t think it’d feel this nice to be, well, graced with love.

The butterflies, the flutters—ah, is this why mortals search for such an emotion?

Mustering courage, he gives [Name]’s hand a squeeze, as well. It’s probably not much, but the growing smile he sees makes it worth it.

No one speaks for a while. It’s just them looking over the entirety of Dihua Marsh in the quietude and solace of a budding love between scarred warriors.

A burst of anemo is seen somewhere far off to the west, near the region of Minlin, and Xiao is reminded of the existence of his literal half. He has slotted in fairly well between the two’s relationship.

He clears his throat before asking, “… Are you implying that he’s just an addition, then?”

“He’s still you in a sense, albeit different—but you can say that,” [Name] starts, a little surprised since this is the first time she’s asked about her stance on the crimson alter.

“Since he refuses to merge, I hope you do not mind that I divide my attention. That’s not an excuse for you to shy away from me to the point of avoidance, though, I swear—”

“What’s this, what’s this? How unfair to coddle her without me!”

And speak of the devil, the aforementioned person’s voice chimes behind them, prompting the two to look back.

Alatus is sheathing back his jade sword, having just finished off patrolling the last of the known hotspots and conquering any rising evil.

It’s like the speck of his presence in the faraway region of Minlin wasn’t a literal minute ago.

He must’ve sensed someone talking about him, after all, he isn’t entirely different from the man he’s split from.

“This is quite a sight, though, isn’t it?” the chartreuse-eyed alter says in bemusement, striking his gaze towards his counterpart, “Never did I thought you’d have the courage to actually initiate things in my absence.”

Xiao’s brow twitches, though he can’t quite refute such an accurate fact. It’s pretty well known that he’s the most reserved one, so initiation is indeed rare.

“You—!”

“Calm down, you’re only insulting and hurting yourself,” [Name] sighs with a chuckle, patting Xiao’s shoulder before the latter can march up to his half and give him a piece of his mind.

Alatus nods eagerly, coming close to the [c]nette with a tap on his cheek, indicating the want to receive something.

“Right! [Name], I hurt myself, I think I may need a kiss.”

The gall of this—seriously, sometimes, Xiao wonders if this alter truly is a part of him.

“There’s no visible bruise.” He deadpans.

Alatus’ response is quick, paired with a mischievous grin that without a doubt will press his buttons for the nth time again—

“Your pride does.”

Verr Goldet can only apologize to the spooked guest for the sudden noise and chaos that erupts in the balcony.

a/n: I don't know- I find it funny that Xiao clashes with Alatus- sajdaidhuaehfa imagine having two of them, though aiyAAA-

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[bookuya]

diluc and xiao as cats

ingredients + serving size + contains: diluc and xiao as if they were your pet cat. just some fluff/crack i thought of while at costco <3 gender neutral reader! obviously cat behaviors (mentions of mice and hairballs) and childe slander /j

a gentle sweet cat

he doesn't bother you when you're busy, only going towards you if you look tired/want some comfort or if your hands look free to pet him

sleeps on the corner of your bed at night and wakes you up in the morning by pressing his paw gently onto your shoulder. if that doesn't work, he meows and licks your cheek until you giggle awake

while you eat he climbs into your lap, choosing to take a quick nap until you stand up and make him freak out from the sudden movement. he forgives you when you put down your plate to lean down and apologize, hugging him and rubbing your cheek to his head

hides when your friend childe and kaeya come over. he stays under your bed and refuses to come out, hurting both of their inner ego. he only comes out when you stick your arm under your bed, calling "lulu" in the sweetest way possible. however, he lets lisa, jean, and albedo pet him (sometimes he curls into albedo's hair)

only meows when you're the only one with him. if anyone else comes over to your place he stays quiet and hides his small little face into your ankle but to your close friends, he may adjust to them

walks with you outside to protect you while you get the mail. he purrs when you pet his head and say "good boy!" and thank him for the guarding

he doesn't really like treats but trods over to you anyway cause he likes to see the smile on your face when you coo about how cute he looks while he chews.

LOVES back and belly rubs. sometimes you walk into the living room and seeing him just lying back on the couch, waiting for you to massage his stomach.

mean sassy cat or wholesome cat, there is no in between

remember the secret life of pets 2 cat? chloe? well if you haven't watched it, chloe wakes her owner up by hacking up a hairball. and xiao does the same exact thing, except he pretends to do it and doesn't actually spit it out. he just wants to watch you freak out and panic

sleeps next to your shoulder and hides his face into the crook of your neck while you sleep. or wakes you up in the middle of the night by pulling on your hair and meowing so loudly

hates some of your friends and likes some of the others. like when ganyu or zhongli come over, he lets them feed him treats and give him gentle head pats. when childe and venti come over though, he basically screams and bares his teeth at them (mostly at childe). he can't do anything about hu tao, she just immediately picks him up and cuddles him

you leave home for an errand and come back to xiao with a mouse in his mouth. he suspected that you were hungry so he caught it and waited for you to come back home to eat it (it's wholesome but the mindset...)

sometimes he licks and/or lightly bites your ankles as you walk around the house to make you yelp from the surprise

stays by you nearly 24/7. sits on the table as you eat, plays with your hair as you watch television, and sits on the windowsill as you look outside

knocks down your plants and dirt goes everywhere but feels bad when you get upset, so he brings another mouse to you to "cheer you up"

acts as if he dislikes attention only to jump onto your computer screen as you work. another time he almost snapped your laptop in half and almost spilled your drink all over your keyboard

lmk if i should do more! i love these

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[alatusxiaoo]

love like you

synopsis: it’s without question that you’re in love with him, but how worthy does your partner deem himself of receiving it?

character/s: childe, xiao

note: hello!! this will just be a short one before the 300 followers milestone special <33

CHILDE

well, of course he thinks he’s worthy of it! just feast your eyes upon the inconceivable magnitude of his ego, it’s clearly impossible to falter his own faith in himself.

after all, childe was practically the most ideal example of a perfect boyfriend - undeniably attractive, filthy rich, terrifying intelligent and powerful in over a million ways…what more could any other woman want from him?

but you didn’t love him for all those materialistic features - rather you instead adored childe’s benevolence with the welfare of his family, cherished the rough yet chivalrous sensation of his teasing kisses, loved the sliver of innocence breathing in his bones despite tainting himself with blood over and over again.

and he thinks you’re foolish to be enamored by him for silly and simple reasons…after all you didn’t need to feel ashamed if you confessed that you wanted him for something else - it was only understandable to desire the fatui harbinger like so, as childe was a man of very many things. again, very egoistic.

if you asked him in return on what he loved about you, he would smile and say that he particularly found your rowdy and uproarious laughter the most endearing. “your opinion, i suppose.” you would retort to the unexpected comment with a frown and creased eyebrows.

he would look up towards the dotted stars in the sky, and admit that he loved the way you looked beneath the filmy sheets in dawn-soaked mornings - your hair wild and untamed, your little button of a nose turned up with a dreamy smile on your half-parted lips, and the slight stream of drool marked across your cheek as evidence of a comfortable rest. “that’s just disgusting.” you would remark once more, features scrunched up in utter disbelief.

“see, that’s how i felt upon knowing the things you loved about me.” childe snorts in amusement, while running his calloused fingers through your locks of hair as you lean on his chest.

“i hate you.” he recalled hearing you mutter beneath your breath, while your fingers absentmindedly traced his pale cheek with intimacy.

“you know you love me.” he would reply with a fond smile, secretly admiring the giddy and beautiful smile plastered on your face at his affectionate words.

but it only was after childe had finally lost his own sanity along the treacherous path of serving his archon, and succumbed to the overwhelming guilt of his heinous crimes - when he eventually admitted to himself the bitter phrase, “i hate myself.”,

that you stood above his lonely gravestone and whispered with tears in your eyes, “you know i love you.”

XIAO

we’re all pretty much aware of his curt yet selfless behavior towards mortals.

therefore it’s only natural he thinks he can never be worthy of such pure and forbidden emotions like yours.

xiao will admit that he’s traitorously allowed himself to imagine what it would be like to have anything and everything the world had to offer, but as soon as you stepped into the picture - nothing was deemed worthy of having anymore unless it was you.

but he’s almost certain you’d easily crumble with a fragile shatter before he was capable of loving you - that is why he never dares to desire or dream of holding you in his hands, even if it was merely your fleeting shadow.

and yet, you’re still so persistent - so generous in allowing him to fall without restraint, too kind to accept his ugly flaws and the blood he’s spilled all across the ground for countless centuries, and it feels like he’s crossing a prohibited border when he wishes that his life had just been a simple and temporary journey shared with you.

as he stares at your unconscious frame and the little smile painted on your lips from a lovely dream, the weed of insecurity in his dirty heart tells him that this is the only way to do it…the only way to help you realize that the love you deserved wasn’t one he himself was capable of offering.

so he disappears one night - and curses himself for always coming back to watch you wake up alone and drowning in tears, a consistent and heartbreaking routine for the ensuing mornings to come.

xiao will forever be haunted by the sight of it…and even more so when he returns to his spot one night, just to witness you bidding goodnight to another stranger who eventually took his side of the bed.

he’ll never tell you that he saw you break yourself over and over again, until you finally found someone to help pick up the pieces for you. he’d never admit to you that he watched you grow happy in that old and familiar house with another man, never divulge to anyone how seeing your young children scamper across the living room still tears his heart a little, never let himself forget the fact that this was a decision that was needed to be made for the sake of protecting his homeland…and ultimately you.

the you that accidentally caught a glimpse of the adeptus’ fleeing frame one lonely night, the you that had initially degraded it to a hallucination yet still witnessed the repetitive sight of it every evening - the you that never found the courage to call him out, and instead bitterly resorted to donning a ring onto your lonely finger, because it helped you pretend like xiao was still the person you were spending the rest of your transient mortal life with.

and he’s sorry that you had to make yourself feel that way, sorry that he could never allow himself to grow old and wrinkly beside you, sorry he left that distant night because he was too tainted and you were blinded to not realize you deserved better - sorry he could never learn how to love like you.