#y’all are stubborn asf

[cherriiramen]

To those of y’all still posting art, headcanons, clips, screenshots, 3D models, and even little ramble blogs of Morston, I love you.

You’re carrying this tiny little ship on your shoulders despite the constant harassing in your inboxes, and I hope the hate doesn’t get to you. People still think we’re pedophiles, transphobes, racists, terrorists (yes unfortunately), child groomers, r*pists and god knows what else. Unfortunately most of us can’t even address the situation without getting violently mocked, and it’s STILL ongoing.

I think people never consider the actual psychological pov of the shippers, they’re always quick to jump that we’re.. child predators?? For shipping something they headcanon as ‘incestous’?? Some of us are literally still minors, and believe me when I say none of us shipped them for incestious/predatory reasons as you all suspect and blame us for. We NEVER had intentions to make it incestious NOR paedophilic, but hey ho, just because one person claimed so, everyone had to throw in the same accusations. I wanted to avoid speaking of all this but at this point it’s just becoming cruel.

If you found out a family member or an irl friend of yours shipped something you hate, would you also cry about it? Wouldn’t you THEN consider that attacking them would be inhumane behaviour? But nahhh, we can be cunts on the internet just ‘cuz we aren’t free enough to do so away from the screen in fear actual human beings would call us insane, right?

Morston is not problematic, but you all gaslit yourselves into thinking it’s a severe issue in the fandom and that we’re horrible people. Is it? Isn’t our ‘problematic’ behaviour natural when we’re constantly getting harassed? So we can’t defend ourselves and our friends when they’re getting straight up bullied? Are you so clinically online to think it’s perfectly okay to go and harass people over what, two fictional characters? What’s worse is that there’s enough proof to make it acceptable, but you all just HAVE to disagree just to prove yourselves right. And then you get all sensitive and whiney when it leads to consequences or when people stand up to you. You not ONLY harass the shippers, but you forcefully drive people away from us. You harass anyone innocent who does as little as reblog our art. And what’s worse is we’re expected to sit down, zip our mouthes and watch you shit on us on a daily basis.

No Emily, we don’t want to hear your one millionth weekly rant blog on why Morston shippers should stay away from you. Neither do we need a reminder that we’re crusty.

And to know that almost the entire fandom claps for this kind of behaviour honestly disgusts me. Besides, I thought THE Roger Clark HIMSELF told y’all to cut the bullshit. Or did y’all completely disregard that just to fit your desires?

[restinslices]

Could you do the Earthrealm champions being invited by GN!reader to dance with them in a video?

If you need song ideas for this request, I got you covered:

Bet y’all ain’t know I like K-pop. Expect the unexpected. My internet is being dumb asf and I cannot add gifs so you’re getting dumb pictures I found on Pinterest

Johnny Cage

“I’m a star sweetheart, I don’t have time for silly videos”

*Proceeds to dance with passion*

Johnny cannot take shit seriously so if you think he’d be too proud to do a little dance for a video, you’re smoking 

He probably wears something way over the top for the video as if he’s actually performing for a crowd 

I don’t think Johnny is a natural dancer but he makes do. He probably practices to make sure he doesn’t look stupid and you’ll have to record the video multiple times until he’s satisfied 

“I don’t like that one or that one or that one or-” “I’m gonna find a new partner. Oh my gosh”

Honestly I think he has more fun than you

“I think I should add ‘dancer’ to my lists of talents”

He probably asks to do it again

Idk if I see Johnny being into K-pop but the interest would start here and spiral 

I also feel like he enjoys dances from girl groups more than boy groups. I once again don’t know why I think this way but it makes sense in my head 

Likes more simple dances. It keeps the focus on his pretty face and outfits 

“I think I’d be fantastic in a girl group” “Ok Johnny”

It’s giving “nurse! He’s out again!”

He has a new hyperfixation now. I hope you’re proud of yourself 

Favorite thing to dance to is Cupid by Fifty Fifty 

Kenshi Takahashi 

Only does it because you asked him to, and even then he doesn’t really want to 

He doesn’t hate dancing but he just doesn’t do it 

Considering he escaped from the Yakuza, him being in a video with you isn’t the best idea. You can call him paranoid. He calls himself careful. 

When he finally agrees, he's wearing the most obnoxious get up; hoodie, sweatpants, a hat, glasses, a mask and gloves. It's so no one can know who he is, but who in the Yakuza is randomly watching dance videos?

He won't change his mind though and wears it all.

You have to do an easy dance otherwise he'll sweat himself to death 

I don't see him going out of his way to do it again. It was alright to him. He's not big on dancing so learning a dance then doing it wasn't the best way to spend his time. Also he was extremely sweaty so he's not tryna do it again 

He will if you ask, but he won't bring it up first 

He's trying to not be noticed but people can't help but notice him 

I feel like he favors boy groups only slightly. Favorite thing to dance to is Still 24K by 24K but only the chorus because once again, sweat and heat. And YES I picked 24K because I'm never letting their name die. I miss them 

Kung Lao

“I have better things to do, like training new recruits at the Academy” “If you're too scared of me dancing better than you, just say that”

He learns the dance that night 

He's competitive so what's supposed to be a sweet couples thing, turns serious 

Wants to do a hard dance just to prove how great he is even if it's stupid 

Legit is angrily typing “hard kpop dances” and picking one at random 

He has you ask the audience to comment who danced better or do a poll

If he wins, he's ecstatic and wants to continue showing off. If he loses, he's bitter. The vote was rigged. Real “Stop the count!” type shit 

If he loses he wants to do it again so he can do better. He legit can't let it go. The problem is he keeps diving into hard ass dances and refuses to start simple 

You have to pry his hands off the keyboard and help him pick something simple 

Once he stops being stubborn then you two can actually have fun. Dancing can become a regular thing, but he's gonna keep making it a challenge 

In his eyes, he always wins 

Idk if he has a preference for boy or girl groups. I'll say his favorite thing to dance to is Monster by Exo because I feel like he'd want to do Chanyeol's jump 

Raiden

I think he'd be shy at first. Super Shy if you will 

He doesn't wanna fuck it up, yk? After being told it's not that deep and it's just for fun, he agrees 

Besides Johnny, he's probably having the most fun. I feel like he enjoys spending time with the people he cares about and this is doing just that 

Wants to do it again because it's spending time with you and it makes you happy 

Before I even end this, he's a girl group stan and I'm standing on it

Idk why but I think he'd like 4Minute and I'm not changing my mind. He'd be bummed they're not together anymore 

Honestly, his favorite groups have probably all disbanded or are on hiatus. He's not having a good time 

“I like 4Minute” “disbanded” “2NE1?” “disbanded” “Miss A?” “disbanded” “CLC?” “I don't think they're disbanded but they're doing their own thing” “I hate my life”

I just feel like he'd have bad luck 

Dancing becomes a new hobby though. He can't always be getting rid of threats. 

Mainly does it with you 

His favorite thing to dance to is Whatcha Doin’ Today by 4Minute. Honestly I can see that being his favorite song which is a real shame cause I think his favorite would be Jihyun and she got like, one line (I'm projecting)

Liu Kang 

Big problem with your plan. He has glowing eyes and shades hardly dull them. How's he gonna hide that? 

With TWO pairs of shades of course 

I think he'd be reluctant to make the video because his existence isn't supposed to be known by random people 

He'd be willing to dance with you alone, he's just not sure about the video and he won't be sure until you come up with a good idea that'll get rid of that problem 

You can post it on your close friends though. They make sense 

I feel like he'd like dancing to some random ass unknown group from the 80s or 90s. Who even are these people?

He did watch as civilization grew so he's seen tons of groups form and disband so I guess it's not surprising he knows smaller groups. 

Idk if he'd have a preference for boy groups or girl groups. If it's good music, it's good music 

I don't think it'd become a new hobby for him. He's not reluctant about it like Kenshi, it just doesn't interest him as much as you'd like 

He makes it known he's doing this for you. Not in an asshole way, but in a “I really like when you're happy” type of way 

I'm NOT looking up old ass groups just for this so imma say his favorite thing to dance to is Kard in general. Why? Idk. I’m spreading an agenda

I wanna write more MK1 intros but I’m brain empty. I’m miserable This was also short. My bad anon. Everyone has around 230 words

[footballlover8]

Hot’n Cold || Pablo Gavi (Insta Au)

Warnings: hinting too some unaliving yourself as a joke, swearing. (let me know if there is anything else)

Requested?: Yes/No

(Also the first one in the second picture, pretend it’s a vape just for the better)

@Y/n.Gz

Liked by salmaparalluelo, joaofelix79, pedri and 275.537 others

@Y/n.Gz:Cold asf, help me please😭

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Pedri:Get used too it gusano🪱❤️ (worm)

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@Y/n.Gz:BOY!!???? WHY WORM???

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Pablogavi:You sleep like a worm, swear too god, you kick me 4 times in a minute when you sleep

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@Y/n.Gz:Excuse me?????

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Pedri:Deadass, you slept on the couch once, and you kicked fer where the sun doesn’t shine anymore

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@Y/n.Gz:Fck you🖕

Mikkykimmeney:My cold baby💗

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@Y/n.Gz:Love youuuuu!💗💗

Pablogavi:Hot

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@Y/n.Gz:Boy? No context??????😭

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Pablogavi:It’s a compliment

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@Y/n.Gz:can you add an emoji???? It’s so weird without one😭 I feel like you’re attacking me, help it’s so sarcastic🔪

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Pablogavi:My sexy baby🫵❤️

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@Y/n.Gz:sounds kinda pedo🐿️

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Pablogavi:You’re never happy are ya?🥲

gavilovver:No but bffr, she’s hot asf😍

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Bbg..Y/n:Frrrr!😍

Pablogavi_is.Mine: smoking is bad for you

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Pedriloves:Fr, she should set a good example.

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Pepi:Like I’m a little disappointed ngl

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Gavi69:It’s a vape but okey😭

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Pepi:Still bad

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Gavi69:Be fr, half the football community vapes, no one cares, and she’s literally just a girl

Fan1:So prettyyyyyyy😍❤️

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz:Made Gavi make a snot angel❄️☃️🪽

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_Ferminlopez:Snot angel??? That’s new, did he like sneeze?

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@Y/n.Gz:Die

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_Ferminlopez:Wow, harsh. @pablogavi how do you deal with her????

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Pablogavi:Honestly…not sure, she’s a crazy baby with anger issues I swear

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@Y/n.Gz:You can die too

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Fan7:La masia Duo dies as 19 and 20

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@Y/n.Gz:sounds pretty valid

Pedri:Mama called me saying she couldn’t get a hold of you, like phone nor on social media, did you block her????😭😭

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@Y/n.Gz:None of your business 🫶🏼

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Pablogavi:Bambi!? Why did you block her????????

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@Y/n.Gz:she was like, “you should dress warmer” all the time, but I was like “no”

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Pablogavi:Bambi…that’s not a valid reason, I swear you’re a stubborn 5 year old sometimes🥲

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Pedri:All the time not sometimes

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@Y/n.Gz:@pablogavi you always make yourself sound like a pedo

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Pablogavi:Bambi I swear I’ll open the window when you’re sleeping tonight

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@Y/n.Gz:You wouldn’t dare

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Pablogavi:Oh but I would

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Pedri:Wow dude, that’s intense…even from you

Vickylopezz._:Babe, I’ll marry you one day😍😍

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@Y/n.Gz:MUAHHHH😘😘😘

Mikkykiemeney:Hermosa😍😘

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@Y/n.Gz:LOVE YOU💗🫶🏼

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz:I’m also just a girl💗🎀

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Pedri:You’re a demon child, that’s what you are

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@Y/n.Gz:😃😃😃🫵

Pablogavi:You gonna pretend you were the ones that baked that Bambi?

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@Y/n.Gz:Shut up

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Pedri:JAJAJAJA AS IF YOU COULD EVER DO THAT

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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll punch you

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Feeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr: Funny how you two come from a family of chefs and can’t do shit yourselves🤣🤣

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Pedri:I’m better than her at least

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@Y/n.Gz:IM A CHILD STOP ATTACKING ME🔪🔪🔪🔪

Fan79:Help, she’s so pretty🥰😍

Fan9:Shes also just a girl🎀💕💗💅🏽🌸

Fan55:Fuck me

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Fan87:Wow wow wow

Ferrantorres:What does that even mean?????

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@Y/n.Gz:nothing a man should get concerned over. For you💐

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Alejandrobalde:What the fuck? Can I have too??

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@Y/n.Gz:Here💐💐

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Alejandrobalde:Hah! I got two @ferrantorres !

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Ferrantorres:They we’re all dead🥀🥀🥀🥀

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@Y/n.Gz:That was dark sharkboy…..Lavagirl

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz: Christmas Birthday with bf? I love😍💗 @pablogavi

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_Ferminlopez: Happy birthday you clumsy fuck🫶🏼🪱

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@Y/n.Gz:What is it with y’all and the fucking worm?????

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Joaofelix79:You literally deadass kicked him off the bed once?????

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@Y/n.Gz:No i didn’t!????

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Pablogavi:Yes you did Bambi😭 But that’s okey, still love you 😘

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@Y/n.Gz:G😭 Tahnks I guess

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Pedri:Can you write? Or are you completely dumbfounded????

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@Y/n.Gz:Excuse me??? I’ll block you gtfo

Hctorforrt_:Happy birthday 🖕🫶🏼

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@Y/n.Gz:Yall are mean I swear😭

Mikkykiemeney:@frenkiedejong

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Frenkiedejong:What’s this supposed to mean!!????

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Pablogavi:Trust me…it’s a hint, a big one at that

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@Y/n.Gz:@Mikkykiemeney I can break up with gavi, and we can date?

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Mikkykiemeney:Oh please dooooo!

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Frenkiedejong:Excuse me? I gave you a son?🥲

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Mikkykiemeney:I birthed him, don’t see your point

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Frenkiedejong:🥲🥲🥲🥲

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Pablogavi: @Y/n.Gz a little hurt, but girl power I guess🤞🤝

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Fan2:Gavi wtf?

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Fan:7:I’ll take them both…

Taia_Belloli:I want😭

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@Y/n.Gz:I give😉

Danielalexmachado:Feliz cumpleaños, Bebita😘❤️ (happy birthday baby)

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@Y/n.Gz:Thank you mami😘💗

Mikkykiemeney:Happy birthday too the sweetest girl ever!❤️🥰

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@Y/n.Gz:Love youuuuu momma bear❤️

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz:Why is he like this?????? Why do I actually have a good bf???? @pablogavi

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Vickyylopezz_.:BABE? Are you complaining!???????

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@Y/n.Gz:NO I SWEAR BUT LETS BE FR HE CRAYCRAY😭

Pablogavi:I’m gonna marry you one day sooner or later

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@Y/n.Gz:STOPPPP THAT SOUNDS SO AGRESSIVE, I love you though💗

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_Ferminlopez:One weird chick

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@Y/n.Gz:Baby chicks 🐥🐣

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_Ferminlopez:Yeah you sure as hell walk like one that has just cracked out from the egg

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@Y/n.Gz: @pablogavi you just gonna let him??????🔪🫵

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Pablogavi:Bambi..Te amo❤️

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@Y/n.Gz:No you don’t topper!

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Pedri:Who tf is topper??

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Pablogavi:Please not this shit again Bambi….

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@Y/n.Gz:YOU LOVE THE IDEA OF ME!

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_ferminlopez:Why are you like this?

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@Y/n.Gz:YOU LOVE BEING SEEN WITH ME!

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@Y/n.Gz:But you don’t love me…

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Pedri:Wtf?

Vickylopezz._:Are you adopted?

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@Y/n.Gz:Babe????😭😭😭

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Vickylopezz._:Too pretty too be related too pedri swear

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@Y/n.Gz:STOPPPPP🫶🏼😘🥰🫵

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz: @pablogavi took me too fcking Greece. Crazy human being swear too god, te amo mucho!❤️

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Pablogavi:te amo tambien Mi pequena Bambi❤️ (I love you too my little Bambi)

Pedri:Knew all along, I actually helped so it would be nice to get a thank you as well hermanita🙄 (little sister)

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@Y/n.Gz:ew👁️👅👁️

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Pablogavi:What does that even mean?😭

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@Y/n.Gz:Tongue between eyes👁️👅👁️🐿️

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Pedri:What drugs are you on????😭

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Pablogavi:Sleeping drugs, swear she’s about too pass out if she has too lift her thumb once more

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Pedri:Jeez,cray cray, dunno how you deal with her, she’s like a 3 year old stuck in 17 years olds body😭

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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll shoot you with a croquette in the face

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Pedri:You have no aim

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@Y/n.Gz:harsh

Vickyylopezz_.:Wanna like…get married right now?

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@Y/n.Gz:Do you seriously have too ask?

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Pablogavi:Stopppp😭 why is everyone stealing my gf from me?

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Vickyylopezz_.: accept it, she’s too pretty for you🙂

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@Y/n.Gz:You’re both too pretty for me😘

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Fan66:Awwww, she’s defending him in a discreet way 🥰😫

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz:I think I like this little Life🫵💗 @pablogavi

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Pablogavi:why do you say that every second I do something normal for you???😭

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@Y/n.Gz:Low standards, but you be giving me high standards that I get shocked at family dinners with my brothers and cousins

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Adrifebles:Bitch

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Pedri:@adrifebles preach

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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll expose your little ass🥰

Pablitogavi:Help! They came to my grandparents restaurant! They were so nice! AHHHH!

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Gavibbg:Babe!? I want too be you so bad!😫

Taia_belloli:sweethearts💕

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@Y/n.Gz:💗💗💗

Fan6:Her tan though!😫

Fan3:Can I please change life’s with her

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Fan8:Nah him! She’s so prettyyyyyy😍

Marcguiu9:Stop.with.this.love.dovey.shit

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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll come too the next practice too personally shoot a ball in your face

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[headfullofpresley]

You and me, kid (Chapter 2)

Welcome to the land of the undead.

Pairing: Elvis Presley x reader (can be Austin!Elvis as well)

Word count: 5347

Warning(s): Blood blood and BLOOD, mentions of death/murder, reader is stubborn asf, mentions of smoking/cigarettes, crying, heightened emotions, vampire shenanigans.

Author’s note: well well well, hello little sinner ;). This chapter is kind of all over the place, since reader is transitioning from human to vampire and she’s feeling all sorts of things. Hope y’all enjoy! <3

Should reader be a baddie vamp, or one of the good ones? Let me know what you think, darlin’s!

Have you read Part 1 yet?

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‘‘Don’t underestimate the allure of darkness, even the purest hearts are drawn to it.’’

With the sun rising and pouring heat down upon sin city, Elvis stood in front of the floor to ceiling windows in his suite. He watched as drunk people stumbled out of hotels and casino’s, being replaced by tourists and locals who were up and ready to start their daily routine. For a creature that was considered to be nocturnal, he enjoyed the warmth of the sun on his face, making him look even more ethereal than usual. He looked down at his left hand, twirling the golden ring that adorned his pinky finger around a little. The black star sapphire stone that sparkled proudly in the sun rays had been spelled by a witch not long after he was granted immortality ─ his day light ring. He wasn’t able to set foot outside of the door during the day without it and while that was something that bothered him in the beginning, he was used to it by now. He never took the ring off, not even in the shower. Elvis was fairly young in vampire years, only having been turned five years ago. He was clueless as to who his maker was, but he was grateful that he was given a second chance at life. The fact that he now had to survive on human blood and carried the instinct to kill with him was something he'd forever be in turmoil with. The longer it took for you to wake up, the more guilt started to creep into his veins. Once you would be the same as him, you would carry that same instinct with you. It was going to become part of your nature, it was going to be all you could think about at times and with the heightened emotions, it was going to take a lot of work and will power to deal with that. He had absolutely no idea if you were up for the task and that terrified him.

As soon as he heard you shifting in the bed, he immediately closed the curtain and turned around. He had tucked you in on his side of the bed, putting one of his robes on your previous lifeless body. Walking over to the bed, he turned on the lamp on the night stand and sat down next to you.

‘‘Hi beautiful,’’ he whispered, caressing some hair out of your face. ‘‘How are you feeling?’’ he asked, making sure to keep the volume of his voice low. You groaned as you tried to open your eyes, immediately closing them again and rubbing your stiff and painful neck. Memories of last night were slowly starting to surface again and threw your arm over your eyes. Even with your eyes closed, the small light on your left was almost too much. Everything was so bright and so loud ─ you could hear sirens wailing down on the streets, the jingle of slot machines being occupied by the die hard gamblers in the hotel’s casino, people talking to each other. It made your brain feel fuzzy, but at the same time your entire body felt like it was on high alert. It was as if you could feel your own blood slipping through your veins and it made your skin crawl uncomfortably. Instead of the noises being constant, they were fading in and out, because part of you was still human. It was confusing, exciting and scary all at the same time.

‘‘Am I dead?’’ you questioned, slowly removing your arm from your face, cupping it over your eyes instead as if you were shielding them from the sun. Elvis chuckled softly as he turned off the light, darkening the room for your comfort. ‘‘Yes, you are,’’ he stated simply, slipping his hand into yours. The feeling of his skin making contact with yours made you jump a little, but as his thumb rubbed the back of your hand, your muscles seemed to relax again. ‘‘You’ve been in and out for hours, waking up in cold sweat throughout the night,’’ he told you and you sat up in the bed a little, your body feeling weak and heavy. You were quite literally experiencing a hangover from hell, a supernatural one at that, but you were still determined and willing to go through with it. It was all going to be worth it in the end if it meant you and Elvis were going to be together. ‘‘It took your body a while to process my blood. For a second I was scared that you weren’t going to come back to me, doll,’’ he said as he looked down at your hands, your fingers intertwining with his. You leaned forward a little, placing your hand against his cheek to make him look up at you. Through the dark, you found his eyes and smiled softly, caressing your thumb over the apple of his cheek. ‘‘I’m here now,’’ you whispered, ignoring how much energy you lost with every movement. ‘‘I told you I was a strong girl, didn’t I?’’ you said teasingly, squeezing his hand softly. ‘‘So, what do we do now? When will I get my teeth? Do they come with time?’’ you asked, loading him with questions as you let go of his face and hand and opened your mouth, checking for fangs with your fingers. Elvis looked at you and laughed at your antics, getting up from the bed. ‘‘Now you’ll have to feed to complete the process,’’ he said as he walked over to the kitchenette in the suite and opened the fridge. You followed him with your eyes, pulling the blankets off of you before you slowly crawled to the end of the bed, sitting on your knees. You swallowed at the sight of the see through IV bag filled with crimson liquid ─ the liquid that was going to become part of your daily nutrition. Your eyes were hyperfixated on the bag in Elvis’ hand as he grabbed a glass and walked over to you, sitting down next to you on the bed. You felt like a dog who was being teased by their owner, dangling a juicy bone in front of your face. Suddenly, you felt as if you were swallowing knives and saliva gathered in your cheeks. Without you even realizing it, your human instincts were slowly being overruled by the monstrous instincts that were crawling deeper and deeper into your bones. Before you could quite literally drool at the sight of Elvis squeezing some blood into the glass, you had already grasped it out of his hands. You had no idea what to expect when you brought the glass to your lips and took a sip, but as the blood hit your tongue, you pulled back and coughed a little. The taste was metallic and uncomfortable and simply disgusting, but it only took about five seconds for the rational part of your brain to be replaced with that instinct again, that same hunger you felt a minute ago, only this time it seemed to grow in intensity. As your eyes fell back on the glass, you took it back and took another, bigger, sip. And another one, and another one. It took everything inside of you not to lick the damn glass clean.

‘‘Baby, stop,’’ Elvis warned you, grabbing the glass out of your hand and dropping the IV bag into his lap, grabbing your wrist as your hand was reaching out to the bag now instead. ‘‘You don’t have to rush it. There’s already enough in your system,’’ he said sternly and your eyes ripped away from the bag, looking at his face instead. You slowly nodded your head and as he let go of your wrist, you got up from the bed. ‘‘I.. I need to pee,’’ you announced randomly, ignoring the smell of blood as much as you could. He just gave you a nod before you disappeared into the bathroom and you turned on the lights, which took you a full two minutes to get used to. You were dead, why did you even still have to pee? Slightly annoyed, you walked over to the toilet, about to sit down until a sharp pain in your gums suddenly made you cry out and Elvis was in front of you in a split second. You grabbed onto his arms, digging your fingers into his skin roughly which made him groan softly. With you freshly turned and fed, and not knowing your own strength yet, you could easily outmatch him. He figured it was best not to tell you, though. ‘‘I told you it was gonna hurt, lil’ one,’’ he said, trying not to sound smug and you gave him an angry glare, letting him take you over to the sink. He turned the tap on, splashing some water in your face to distract you from the pain. You knew he was only trying to help and get you through this, but the water and the sound of him shushing you combined with the feeling of your gums splitting open to grow an extra pair of teeth got you growing annoyed real quick. You grabbed onto his wrist and pushed it away from your face, but with your newfound strength you could barely register what was going on when you heard the sound of bones cracking and Elvis letting out a grunt in pain. You widened your eyes at the sight of his wrist hanging in a very uncomfortable position, but before you could even apologise, he let out an awkward laugh and gave his body the few seconds it needed for his bones to mend up, shaking his hand a little bit. ‘‘It’s okay, baby, don’t worry ‘bout it,’’ he smiled, waving off the fact that you had just broken his wrist. ‘‘Let me see,’’ he said as he gently grabbed your chin and made you part your lips. The sharp, quite excruciating, pain you were experiencing seconds ago disappeared, though it was still a bit of an uncomfortable feeling. Elvis lips rose into a smile as he saw the two small fangs sticking out proudly and beautifully, a sense of proud washing over him. He was your maker, after all.

‘‘Look at you, baby,’’ he whispered, letting go of your chin as he placed his hands on your shoulders. As he turned you toward the mirror and you had a glimpse of the new you for the first time, you gasped softly. You did not recognise the girl staring back at you. The sclera of your eyes were bloodshot red, irises black. Veins decorated your skin right underneath your eyes, moving delicately under your flesh. As you slightly parted your lips, your heart skipped a beat at the sight of two pointy white fangs sticking out. They weren’t big and clunky and neither was your skin pale as snow like you had read about in books and seen in movies. Even in death, you looked more alive than you had ever done before. You met Elvis’ eyes through the mirror as he stood behind you, leaning down to gently lean his chin on your shoulder. ‘‘You look beautiful, darlin’,’’ he whispered, kissing your cheek before he turned back to the reflection of both of you and you watched in awe as his eyes darkened and the same veins that were on your face appeared on his. You had seen his face like this so many times before, you had even been terrified of it the first time he showed it to you, but right now it had your heart swelling up with admiration. To you, there was something magical about this moment. You felt closer to him than you ever had before, over the moon that he had granted you with the same gift he once was. ‘‘Will my face stay like this all the time? Yours doesn’t,’’ you questioned, breaking the short silence that lingered between you comfortably. He smiled and shook his head, lifting his chin from your shoulder. ‘‘It won’t. It’s like this right now because you’ve just turned and you don’t know how to control it yet,’’ he told you, standing up straight a little and you watched him through the mirror as he shifted his face back to its normal state again. Hiding his darkness underneath a very handsome mask. The thought made you smile a little and your eyes followed him as he leaned in closer to you again, hands on your hips.

‘‘Concetrate, Y/N,’’ he told you in a low voice as he made you look at yourself in the mirror. You did as told and stared at yourself in the mirror, trying not to let his hands on your waist distract you from your concetration. ‘‘You’re hungry right now, I know you are. You’re craving blood and it’s all you can think about, without you even knowing it, it’s slowly consuming you,’’ he whispered, one of his hands moving up your side, fingertips dancing against the fabric of his robe you were still wearing. You looked at him for a second, wanting to protest and question his tactis. The talk about blood was only making your mouth water more, instead of making your face return to normal. His hand moved from your side to your chin, making you once again look at yourself and keeping you there. His touches were gentle but firm enough for you to shut up and listen. ‘‘When you feel the blood rushing, you’ll tell yourself that you’re gonna get it through it. You’re a strong girl, ain’t you? I know you are,’’ he grinned at you, planting a gentle kiss on top of your head, though his eyes never left yours. ‘‘I’m not tellin’ you to ignore your instincts, honey, but sometimes we have to hide ‘em. We can’t allow the urges to take control, you’re stronger than them. Concetrate on something else, anything is fine,’’ he told you and you closed your eyes, putting your focus on your other senses. With the guidance of his voice, you were pushing the sense of hunger further into the back of your mind, focusing on the water that was still running from the tap. It got louder and louder, up to the point where it was all you could hear and as if someone was holding a needle to a balloon, emotions ruptured through your entire being. Your eyes shot open and gasped softly as you looked at yourself in the mirror, looking straight into your own eyes that had shifted back to normal. The veins disappeared and the fangs were gone ─ as if you were human again. This suddenly reminded you that your whole entire world had been flipped upside down. For all you know, you had run into countless vampires before meeting Elvis and now you had become one of them. Feeling as if you were in some kind of fever dream, you felt tears burning in your eyes. Elvis noticed immediately and gently turned you around to face him, leaning forward to turn the water off. He cupped your face in his hands, wiping away some of your tears with his thumbs as he kissed your lips a few times. He knew exactly what you were going through right now, because he had been in your spot before. He was a complete mess during his own transition and his first feed hadn’t been as easy as yours. Instead of a blood bag, he fed from a warm body, who wasn’t alive to reminisce about the gruesome deed anymore.

‘‘I don’t e-even know why.. why I-I’m cry.. crying,’’ you hiccuped as you looked at him, trying to stop the tears from coming, but your body seemed to have a mind on its own. ‘‘I w-wanted this. I still d-do,’’ you sobbed and he couldn’t help but chuckle softly at your state, which only made you cry harder. ‘‘It’s the heightened emotions, baby,’’ he told you, laughing softly as he let go of your face and wrapped his arms around you. Swinging your arms around his waist, you cried like a baby in his chest. ‘‘What does that mean?’’ you questioned, your words being muffled by the sound of the fabric of his blouse, but he heard you perfectly clear. If you had been in the right mind, you would’ve noticed he was dressed up and ready for anything, and how good he looked. Elvis didn’t seem to care about the fact that you were ruining one of his blouses with your tears. ‘‘It means that.. when someone becomes a vampire, all of their natural behaviours get sort of.. amplified,’’ he told you and you slowly lifted your head, blinking a few times as you frowned curiously at him. ‘‘Everything about your personality will stay the same, only bigger and.. better,’’ he said with a frown of his own, laughing. ‘‘Sort of,’’

‘‘So, you’re telling me that I’m basically still me.. but on crack?’’ you questioned with a raised eyebrow, a smile threatening to break through the tears. He pursed his lips, humming as he nodded along with a shrug of his shoulders. ‘‘Basically, yes. As long as you’re not a secretive serial killer, I think we’ll be alright,’’

‘‘No, instead I went straight for vampire,’’ you commented matter-of-factly, sighing deeply as you stepped out of his embrace. You turned back to the mirror and ran your hands through your hair, before you walked out of the bathroom with Elvis following behind. You groaned softly as your eye caught the blood bag laying on the bed and walked over to the window, ripping open the curtains without thinking. ‘‘Y/N, I wouldn’t-’’ before Elvis could even finish his sentence, you let out a bloodcurdling scream as the sun shining through the windows almost burned you to a crisp. You rushed out of the light and into the shadows of the room, at a speed that felt foreign to you. You gasped as you rubbed your arm and looked at the dark haired man that stood right in the rays shining into the suite. ‘‘You could’ve warned me!’’ you exclaimed in shock and he laughed softly, closing the curtains again before he walked over to you. ‘‘How are you not a pile of ash right now?’’ you asked in almost disbelief, pouting when he took you to the long rounded couch in the room, sitting you down on his lip. He held up his hand in front of your face, showing the ring on his pinky. You grabbed his hand and caressed your thumb over the dark stone, looking at him as he spoke. ‘‘The same thing would’ve happened to me if I wouldn’t wear this ring ─ it’s a day light ring. Not many vampires have them, but it protects us against sunlight,’’ he explained and you gently dropped his hand, stretching your legs out on the couch as you slipped your arm around his shoulder. ‘‘Do I get one?’’ you asked as you looked at him with hopeful eyes, a slight pout adorning your face. He chuckled softly and leaned in to you, pecking your lips. ‘‘Yes, eventually. The ring has to be spelled by a witch in order to work, and unfortunately those are rare in Vegas,’’ he sighed, tightening his arms around your waist a little. Witches? You looked at him with raised eyebrows and he gave you a knowing look. You shouldn’t even be surprised about the existence of witches ─ you were a vampire, for crying out loud. ‘‘For now, the safest thing for you to do is to stay in this room. I’ll come right back after I finish the show and I’ll make some calls for the ring.. maybe we can have a little snack after? I’ll teach you everything,’’ he said as he kissed your cheek softly and you placed your hand flat against his chest, creating distance between the two of you. ‘‘I can’t leave the room? Are you kidding me, Elvis? I have to work tonight,’’ you said, looking at the clock on the wall. You still had a few more hours to go, and even though you said you were quitting your job last night, now you weren’t so sure anymore. Yes, you had immortality, but no money. In the chaos of this morning, you hadn’t learned about compulsion yet and that you would rarely need money at all.

‘‘Don’t worry, doll. I will take care of everything,’’ he assured you, pressing one more kiss on your cheek before he placed you on the couch next to him and got up. He pulled his blouse out of his pants and undid the bottons, walking over to his wardrobe to change his shirt that you had cried on. ‘‘You’re leaving already?’’ you asked as you jumped up from the couch, following him around like a lost puppy. You ignored how delicious his broad shoulders looked as he put on a new shirt, leaning against the door frame with your arms crossed. ‘‘Yeah, I have to rehearse for tonight and some press to do. If I can, I’ll try and come back before the show,’’ he said as he finished buttoning up his shirt, walking over to you to unfold your arms and take your hands in his. ‘‘Everything will be alright, little one. I promise you,’’ he captured your lips in a kiss once more and you sighed against his mouth, too weak to pull back. ‘‘Just.. make yourself at home. Raid the fridge, do whatever you want, just try not to break anything, okay?’’ he laughed as he gently pressed his forehead against yours and you huffed, rolling your eyes but still nodded your head in agreement. There really wasn’t much you could do, since  you would quite literally die if you’d leave the hotel. He let go of your hands and slipped his arms around your waist, hugging you hard which made you return the favor. He grunted softly at the strength of your arms around his shoulders and you laughed softly, letting go of him and planting a quick kiss on his lips. ‘‘I’ll be back before you know it,’’ he told you as you slowly stepped away from each other and you gave him a little wave before he disappeared out of the suite.

Elvis hadn’t even been gone for two hours and you were already bored out of your mind. You already finished three blood bags and smoked half a pack of cigarettes you stole from your work tray that was laying in the corner by the door. You were already dead anyways, so you didn’t have to worry about cigarettes killing you anymore. You took a shower and washed your hair, taking your time with letting it air dry and flick through the channels of the TV. You tried putting them all on at once, since for some reason the man you were sleeping with liked having more than one tv in the same room, but the noise was too much for you. After a while, you were done with meaningless TV shows and boring world news. You let out a dramatic groan as you threw the remote on the coffee table in front of you and got up, taking off the robe you had put on again after your shower. You grasped your working attire from the floor and put it on, leaving the tray for what it was as you slipped out of the suite and into the elevator, pressing the button of the floor your own room was on. You didn’t care if Elvis was going to be mad at you for leaving the room when he told you not to, but you couldn’t be in there for another minute. You needed something to do and stretch your legs a little, preferably not walking around in circles in one of International’s suites. You made it to your floor and your room without getting caught or running into someone and quickly unlocked your door, slipping into the room. You knew going to Elvis’ show tonight probably wasn’t a good idea with the amount of people that would be present, but rehearsal couldn’t be that bad, right? In your mind, you were strong enough to be surrounded by a few people of his crew, the band and his back up singers. No big deal. You stepped out of your work clothes and put on your own clothing ─ deciding to go with a black tight fitted jumpsuit, low cleavage and wide-flared legs. You figured that if he’d see how good you looked, he would forgive you for not listening to him. You put on some make-up and fixed your hair the way you usually wore it, stepping into a pair of black short heeled loafers. You smiled at yourself in the mirror, your confidence through the roof ─ God bless those heightened… everything.

As soon as you stepped out of the elevator and into the lobby of the hotel, you were overwhelmed. People were everywhere. You could hear them talking amongst each other, you could smell their delicious scent and worst of all, you could literally hear their heart beating against their ribcages. You dug your nails into the palms of your hands, squeezing your eyes shut as you tried to focus on anything other than the humans crawling around you.  ‘‘Y/N! Hey girl, what are you doing here?’’ Your eyes shot open at the sound of Serena’s voice, turning your head to look straight into your co-workers’ baby blue eyes. Her long blonde locks were pulled up into a messy ponytail, exposing her neck right in front of your nose. She looked like she had just came back from the hotel’s gym, making men turn their heads twice to sneak a peek at her sculptured thighs and ass in the leggings she was wearing. ‘‘You didn’t clock out last night. Did everything go well at the suite? I heard you were requested by Elvis Presley himself,’’ she said, whispering his name as she gave you a theatrical wink. Even though she wasn’t talking loud at all, it felt like she was yelling right into your ear and you mistook her playful grin for a mocking one. She didn’t even notice you glaring at her as she happily continued talking, stepping closer to you to nudge your arm with her elbow. ‘‘Did something happen between the two of you? What was he like?’’

‘‘Shut the fuck up!’’ you yelled, making people in the lobby stop walking and look your way to see what was going on. You looked around, feeling like you were about to break out in cold sweat as people lingered around, still watching. Serena kept her mouth shut and before she was able to walk away from you, you grabbed her arm and pulled her into the restrooms, pushing her against the countertop roughly. She gasped in shock and pain and you tugged some of your hair behind your ears, pacing back and forth in front of her. Serena stood frozen to the ground, watching you with wide eyes and as you took a step closer to her, she pressed herself against the counter which was avoiding her from moving further away from you. ‘‘Y/N.. Your.. Y-your face,’’ she stuttered and you looked over her shoulder and into the mirror behind her, clenching your jaw as you noticed your face had shifted to its vampiric state. You looked back at her and grabbed her shoulders, eyes lingering hungrily on the flesh in her neck. You licked your lips as you could see her blood pumping through her veins underneath her skin and you inhaled her scent deeply, digging your fingers into her arms. ‘‘You’re hurting me!’’ she cried out in panic, her muscles feeling tense under your touch. It was like the human side to you was completely gone ─ all you could think about was sinking your teeth into her and having a taste. You roughly pulled her along into one of the stalls, locking the door behind you. Despite her panic, Serena seemed to found a moment of courage in her as she slapped you across the face, but the blonde soon realised the mistake she made when you looked at her with those dark eyes and wicked grin on your face. You let your newly found natural instincts take over as you grabbed a fistful of her hair and tilted her head backwards. Your other hand dug into her bare upper arm as you didn’t waste another second and lunged forward, sinking your sharp fangs in her neck. Adrenaline rushed through your body as you tasted her blood and as Serena let out a scream, you quickly moved your hand that was in her hair over her mouth, before her voice could reach human ears. She was kicking and screaming into the palm of your hand, and it did nothing other than stroke your ego. The fear that radiated off of her only satisfied the beast inside of you. You hadn’t even noticed someone entering the restrooms, until a pair of fists banged loudly on the door of the stall you were in. You pulled back from your co-workers’ neck with a gasp, licking your bloody lips. ‘‘Occupied!’’ you yelled over your shoulder, adding pressure to your hand that was still covering Serena’s mouth. ‘‘Elvis sent me,’’ the man on the other side of the door said and you raised an eyebrow, tilting your head at Serena. She looked at you with wide fearful eyes and you sighed deeply, letting go of her completely ─ her weakened legs gave out from underneath her but you didn’t bother to help her stand as you turned around and opened the door, looking at the tall man in front of you with suspicious eyes.

‘‘Yep, definitely the girl I’m lookin’ for,’’ he mumbled as he saw the blood on your mouth and chin, gently pulling you out of the bathroom stall. He stepped inside and got through his knees ─ he talked to your blonde victim for a little bit and you watched as he bit into his hand, giving Serena some of his blood. He helped her stand up straight and she looked at you and the man with a dazed and confused look before she excused herself and left the restrooms. ‘‘I’m Jerry,’’ he said, handing you some toilet paper, pointing at his own mouth. You took it from him and walked to the sink, wiping the blood off of your face. ‘‘Y/N,’’ you said, even though he obviously already knew your name, before  you turned the tap on and got rid off the small splatters that the paper couldn’t. ‘‘How did you know where to find me?’’ you asked, trying to act as casual as you could as you threw the toilet paper in the bin under the sink, crossing your arms as you faced the man behind you. You knew you were in trouble, not only for leaving the room, but for nearly killing your co-worker. You felt guilty for scaring the girl, but you couldn’t stop thinking about how good it felt to feed from her and to have her fear you. Almost euphoric. ‘‘Oh, I didn’t. But Elvis heard someone screaming and he told me to check it out, already figuring out what was probably happening,’’ he said and you avoided eye contact, which made him laugh. He gave your shoulder a friendly slap and you looked up at him, watching him shrug his shoulders a little. ‘‘It happens to the best of us. Believe me, I was way worse on my first day,’’ he grinned and you could see he was trying to lighten the mood. Just because Elvis was livid, didn’t mean he was going to be. He wrapped his arm around your shoulder and walked out of the restrooms with you. 

Your spirits weren’t raised for long as you could practically feel the fury that was radiating off of Elvis who stood on the stage of the dining hall Jerry had pushed you into, flashing you an encouraging smile. You appreciated the gesture, but it sure as hell wasn’t going to save you from the wrath of a certain raven haired vampire that was ready to release it all on you.

[rose-milkteaa]

Ahem ahem.

1, 2, 3, 5, 19, 20, 15, and 16 c:

I hate u 😇

Ahem…

1. What’s your favorite tickle tool?

Uhhhh- if I had to say smth honest asf, I’d say a feather I guess?😭

2. Favorite Ler? (Tag them if you dare~)

.. *cries*

Ima just… @flufflover7 (hi Specky speck) 🥲

And hi pupper 😭 @sakounari343 (not a word😇.)

DONT ASK- THESE MFS MAY BE EVIL BUT AUSBDHSVAUAB

3. Favorite Lee? (Tag them to call them out~)

Your my most favorite 😇

Second in line is Brianna- she gives good asf reactions ima tell you that

5. A spot that gets you squealing?

I fucking hate you you’re gonna use this against me-

… 😭

Mostly, my stomach and hips are the top ones- my neck is probably a close second

15. What do you love about the lees you know?

You give off good reactions 😇 so does Brianna. Just a poke and y’all are down. Ong.

16. What do you love about the lers you know?

…. *stabs you*

…anyway 😇

Speckled - evil asf but can be nice 😭 She my bestie though so I can’t say shit about her or she may kill me 😇

Sako - THIS MF. I can’t, he evil asf 😭 *goes to cry*

But he’s my brother and I love this mf to bits /p ofcofc

Besides- these two respect my boundaries and knows when to stop sooooo… yeah 💞

(The others do too but these two are my fav 😭)

19. What’s your favorite way to be tickled? (As in provoked, teased into asking, etc.)

Okay- to be completely honest- provoking 😭 I can’t ask for shit omfg, it just flusters tf outta me 😭 provoking is my specialty 😇 I either piss them off or just start poking them until they retaliate…-

20. Are you/Do you like Polite Lees or Bratty Lees? (Asking for tickles vs Pissing someone off for tickles)

I’m fucking bratty. Hands down. I can be stubborn to the point where theses mfs will kill my ass to maybe the point of tears-

As for what kind of lees I adore:

The shy ones. Can ya blame me? They’re cute asf and so easy to fluster

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Now if you excuse me ima go hide and die.

[sparkedblaze]

can i have a little paragraph on what swipe acts like? i dont wanna get anything wrong

same with his appearance, i dont want to describe him wrong

- mystery anon

There’s a picrew of them in this post!!

I couldn’t draw them and get my vision onto paper (or screen) so I made that picrew. I probably will make more if y’all wanna see

Swipe is kind of a no bs person? They definitely prefer they, but if someone’s gonna mess up the pronouns, they’d rather he than she. They think pretentious people suck (and that thought is what starts their mischievous streak. Someone was entitled and pretentious and so Swipe woke Slashy up that night and they rained terror down upon their household. Slasher has learned not to ask questions about where Swipe gets their information) and need to learn that just because the newsies are poor doesn’t mean they’re below anyone.

They’re very blunt, and stubborn asf. They don’t have time for nonsense and beating around the bush. There are better things to use their brainpower on.

Uhhh

Despite their publicly cold attitude, they very much enjoy being close with people. They like games and hugs and just hanging out.

They’re aro/ace, but have a finely tuned gaydar. Knew Spot liked Race before Spot even thought it a possibility.

I’m bad at just general description of personalities 🙂

[bioswear]

Selfies in Solitude - 2021

A collection of selfies from January to December of 2021: the second year of WFH in a bland, politically backwards state, lamenting the loss of my mid-20s 🤪, and reconnecting with myself and figuring out what actually matters to me and what I want in life

I learned to actually love myself, my body, and my solitude so in many ways 2021 was a blessing in disguise on a personal level (I understand that this is absolutely not the case for everyone)

2022 is already looking promising ✨ I’m moving back to SoCal in March and I’m working on my dream career field, aiming to improve my dream lifestyle 😌 I’m excited to resume my life (Safely!!), instead of letting it sit stagnant for another year

[dielitttt]

My opinion on moon signs💯

Aries moon: you guys have such warm hearts but I’m not tryna get on your bad side either 😭😭. You guys are so passionate and nice everywhere so fast. You guys are the type of people who walk around VERY fast like you need to go somewhere. You guys always give people motivation to do things and hype up people. There energy is also very strong when they come to a room. feral ass mfs💀.

Taurus moon: I LOVE YALL SMM. You guys are so chill and just go w the flow. When you guys argue it’s always about some stupid thing💀. You either hate or love eating fast food, and like taking naps when bored. You guys are so picky w who you open up to tho. You guys can fall asleep so easily, y’all are the type of people who would fall asleep otp without meaning to. You guys are also either impatient or patient. STUBBORN ASFF, doesn’t give up for shit. I’ve dated a few of Taurus moons and their always nonchalant a lot of times unless they rlly like like u tho.

Gemini moon: You guys always either give off this anxious/chaotic ass energy or a very sly witty type of energy. Funny asf when it comes to arguing and roasting ppl😭. You guys have a solution for problems that come their way and find a way to make it better. I would pick u to be next to me if there was any roast battle or arguement with people. You guy get lost in your own chaotic and anxious thoughts you have on yourself or on others.

Cancer moon: You guys are so sweet and caring!! But please start putting yourself first, I know a lot of people rely on u but sometimes you just have to say no and just do something for yourself for once. I also admire how much you care about animals and other people's feelings. Yet, I think you do it a little too much at times. Start caring about your own feelings instead of others cause your only gonna damage yourself. I feel like u guys get told u look like your mother sometimes 😭😭.

Leo moon: You guys are so admirable and people can develop feelings for u very easily. You guys always keep your promises even if it’s big or small cause they know how it feels to have broken promises. You guys always never forget about the little things about people. Y’all are the definition of dramática/dramático☠️☠️. You always bright up the energy in a room. WE GET EACHOTEHR LIKE ALOT AND I HAVE SO MUCH FUN W U GUYS LIKE OMGG. WE HAVE THE SAME THOUGHTS FRFR. You guys are so bright and compassionate!!

Virgo: You guys are so secretly judge mental or it rlly shows in your face😭. Y’all are so responsible but a little to extra sometimes. Please take a break for one time instead trying to fix everything babes. On the other hand tho y’all are fun ash when you guys are laid back or chill but also rlly mature which kinda terrifies me sometimes… you guys are emotionally mature and know how to express your emotions or sometimes you guys delay your emotions. You guys are kind and very helping tho!!! ☺️ you guys are the type of people who volunteer certain causes or volunteer in general in places

Libra moon: ay dios mío…yall fall for sm people so easily it’s not even funny…💀. BUT YOU GUYS R SO FUNNY AND FUN 😭.. it’s js yalls love interest or love life are 😃…uhm interesting. YOU GUYS R SO KINDDDD AND HAVE SUCH PRETTY TRAITSSS. I WOULD PROBABLY DEPEND ON YOU WHEN IT COMES TO HAVING FUN OR SUM. (I sound so aggressive but it’s wtv) you guys are the type of people who leave other people on seen for the longest and then randomly text someone like heyyyy😇. But I love the fact that your always there for others or to cheer them up even if u don’t need to 😊. OH AND YOU GUYS PROBABLY GAD A FIRST LOVE OR LIKE KISSED SOMEONE AT A VERY YOUNG AGE.

Scorpio moon: ISTG YALL KNOW HOW TO USE WORDS SO GOOD😭😭. When you argue w people you woulf have the most valid points and manipulate the words n shit its scary. YALL HIDE SO MANY THINGS FROM PPL LIKE OMLL. You guys also do the wildest shit ever istg. You guys are so hot tho 😇. I think having Scorpio moon can also make ur eyes like very sly and luring tbh. Some of you guys change yourself alottt in order to fit in sometimes (this applies to more of the ppl who have this in 11h) when I’m with you guys we do crazy shit, you guys r so fun. You guys can lie with a straight face tho 😭😭. I feel bad for most of u guys tho cause from what I’ve seen most of your relationships with ur mothers aren’t the best.

Sagittarius moon: YALL ARE THE DEFINITION OF DOING CRAZY SHITTTT. You guys in general are crazy asfffff, you guys are always so optimistic. You guys are the type of people who ask the weirdest question ever like “do ants have sex?” They also ask them so randomly 😭😭. But I love u guys anyways and you guys also know how to beat someone’s ass tho.. you guys get so mixed up in your own feelings. You guys either care or don’t, you guys are very open towards things and are always willing to try new things. You guys always look lost sometimes tho.. even if ur not. You guys can look “dumb” but are very intelligent and can see through ppls bs sometimes.

Capricorn moon: bye I feel so bad for y’all 😭😭. You guys hide your feelings liek a lot or shield them from other people very often. YALL ALSO BARELY WEAR MAKEUP UNLESS ITS LIKE A FANCY EVENT THO. Just like Scorpio moon y’all have very serious issues w ur mom tho…🥲. BUT BRUV YALL HOLD SO MUCH POWER OVER PEOPLE LIKE ITS SO EASY FOR U GUYS TO MESS UP SOMEONES REPUTATION WHEN THEY MESS W U💀. you guys r also intimadtating or give off an intimating vibe. YOU ALSO KNOW HOW TI FIX THIBGS SO EASILYYY. You guys also be more close to ur father sometimes or not idk. I trust u guys a lot tho ☺️.

Aquarius moon: I BARELY MEET ANY AQAURIUS MOONS SO UHHH YEAH. you guys always deny how you feel most of the time, lack of emotional nurturing most of the time. YOU GUYS ALSO ARE VERY INTERESTING LIKE TELL ME ABT THAT ONE WEIRD ASS THING U WATCHED AS A KID😭. You also have different povs of things and try to understand the other differences towards things which I love!! You guys are so creative when it comes to everything and humor like the insults u make are so funny💀.

Pisces moon: You guys literally get away with everything it’s not even funny at this point, you guys can steal some dress and nobody would notice like ?!?!?! You guys have warm hearts but some of u guys are unstable sometimes 😭. (My mom has a pisces moon) you guys moods change very fasttt like you guys can be mad at someone and then 5 seconds later ur like 😃. Your relationship with ur father or mother might not be the best srry. YOU GUYS ARE SO CREATIVE THOOO AND INTELLIGENT LIKE U MAY NOT SEEM LIKE U ARE BUT IN REALITY U RLLY ARE YOU JS HIDE IT!! I love you guys so much but I can’t handle you guys sometimes..😰

(I sound so aggressive in most of these but ya😊)

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gemini/aquarius rising, and/or second house most likely has/likes many aesthetics.

i see many air men/earth women, and fire men/water women couples (sometimes the gender is switched, but i see it more common this way).

gemini/mercury in 2nd house may be attracted to intelligence or may be sapiosexuals.

taurus moons are one the hardest placements for self improvement. they don’t like change, and they’re stubborn asf, and sometimes can be closed minded, so it may take them longer. same can go for any personal taurus placement tbh, but esp the moon and esp if there’s no sag/aqua or 9th/11th house energy in the chart

cancer/moon in 3rd house, mercury in cancer maybe, moon-3rd house ruler and moon-mercury aspects indicate expressing yourself/crying at school(i literally do every year😹).

3rd house=driving style. mars aspecting 3h ruler, 3h ruler in aries, or 3rd house in aries means you may get angry easily on the road/have road rage easier than others.

fire sign in 3rd:fast drivers, thinks they can do no wrong on the road/arrogant drivers, gets angry/impatient easily w/other drivers.

earth sign in 3rd:careful, and aware when on the road. easygoing drivers, drives at a good pace, uses common sense. may get anxious when driving(mainly virgo).

air sign in 3rd:gets easily distracted when driving/may text, may daydream/zone out when driving, may get stressed when driving(mainly gemini).

water sign in 3rd:may also daydream when driving. driving may relax these individuals or just bring up some type of emotion. thinks of others on the road, not just themselves.

a lot of tauruses are snitches

your 12th house sign you may dislike that sign at first, but love that sign later

whatever house you have a stellium in, you may take a liking to that sign/favor that sign. for ex:9th house may favor sagittarius, 2nd taurus, 12th pisces, etc

water signs are more likely to break up with someone over the littlest thing/over something stupid. gotta walk on eggshells around these folks smh. y’all gotta learn how to communicate and be strong through thick & thin🤞🏾

aries/mars in 8th like horror movies, and may even like watching uncensored videos of ppl dying😟. (dude i was talking to had this, and tried showing me a video of someone being stabbed😗). they may also have a violent, bloody death, and/or their life may be short. also a lot of these ppl have veiny dicks and may be curved.

Lilith in leo/5th may love or don’t mind being called promiscuous, a maneater, heartbreaker, etc bc we love the attention. we love validation from all genders, no matter what our sexual orientation is/what gender we’re attracted to. compliments are our energy sources lol. confidence is seen here😌. bad bitch energy in general.

Cancer in 3rd have soft, warm, and tender hands, and can have fat/chubby hands lol, as a result we give amazing handjobs

also cancer in 3rd may make jokes/like jokes that talk abt our trauma or we relate to emotionally. same goes for moon in gemini, and in sag, and moon-mercury/jupiter aspects.

moon in first definitely indicate big boobies. also jupiter in 4th probably does too.

moon-uranus indicates taking your phone everywhere, not wanting to be far from it, and yeah having an attachment to it🥲.

5h ruler positively aspecting the moon can indicate a liking to bake. a negative aspect may hate it. look at your 5h ruler to see what hobbies you may have, and what you may be like flirting wise or when it comes to dating/in the beginning of a relationship, esp if yours lacks planets.

the opposite sign of your 4th house sign may be how you view your mom for some reason lol. i have leo in 4th, but i see my mom with aquarius traits(distant, on her phone a lot, independent, intelligent, funny, hardworking, etc).

also your moon sign is a good indicator of how you may view your mom(this is why you and your siblings have different relationships with her/view her differently). if your moon sign is one of her dominants y’all may be really close or you may even be her favorite child.

4th house sign indicates how you may design your house/room. ex:pisces in 4th ppl may have/want tapestries, and paintings in their house.

mercury in 8th house ppl are powerful. we know how to get under your skin, we know how to seduce you, we know how to fuck with your mind, we just know. a lot of us are into psychology, are observant, and just intelligent in general.

saturn is what you’re good at, or you become good at it. ex:4th comforting ppl/being there for others, 2nd dressing up or cooking maybe, 7th having long term relationships/dating, etc.

jupiter/sagittarius=many/a lot of/quantity. for example:6th house, many pets, 11th many friends, 7th many hoes/exes, etc.

if you have the 6th house stellium in synastry with one of your parents, or if their malefic planet is in your 6th house they may be very controlling, and that parent likely affected your pov on everyday things, positive or negative.

also your parents saturn in your 5th house indicates that parent being strict over 5th house themes. for example:may not let you have sleepovers often or at all, may not let you date until you get out of their house, may not let you eat snacks/“unhealthy foods” ever, may make you come home right after school, etc. i have this with my dad, and i’m glad to say i live with my mother😃

actually wherever your parents saturn is, is where they come at your neck at. for example:6th house, nags you to death to do chores, 11th may force you to make friends when you don’t want to or may nag at you for being on the internet too much lol.

if your moon is in one of your parents 4th house, you could be their favorite child, or very close to them, and remind them of themselves when they were growing up✨

5th house stellium in child-parent synastry chart can indicate hanging out and having fun with that parent. can be besties with that parent.

a lot of pisces have BIG heads lmao.

underdeveloped virgo women can be really toxic and the type to say backhanded compliments or just point out all the bad stuff abt someone smh. the type to insult you all the time and label it as a joke. can apply to the men too.

capricorn women are short more often than not😅. also a lot usually have/need glasses.

people with mercury-mars vocab is half of cursing lmao(atleast for me personally)

mercury-uranus aspects are the type of ppl to make the most random/animal/cartoon character noises out of nowhere or just speak gibberish just because lmao.

mercury aspects indicates how you talk, 2nd or 3rd house(idk which one but yeah maybe both lmao) indicates the sound of your voice(high, raspy, low, weird, etc)

i feel like saturn in 12th/saturn-neptune individuals may be scared of hospitals or the doctors office.

pluto in 4th people will not tell you about their childhood/upbringing, esp if it was bad. hard to know individuals. these people also love to squeeze and touch boobies like there stress balls lmfao.

always check what decan your rising goes into. whatever planet it goes into, you need to read that sign that rules it when looking at rising posts. you may even look like that sign. this guy i was talking to had a virgo rising but in saturn decan. the capricorn rising readings definitely applied to him more, esp when it came to looks.

capricorn venuses may stay in toxic relationships. mainly if it’s been long. we don’t like our time wasted and we want to see things through. we try to think positive. ending things hurts us deeply, and it does take us a bit to move on, esp if we really cared abt you. but we always learn our lesson, and get someone better afterwards and not repeat the same mistakes. we’re very loyal and try to make things work. we stick through thick and thin, and know how to be by your side and there for you. honestly one of our best traits🤎.

virgo moons like to help people in need. caring, and definitely not selfish. workaholics omg lol. y’all get a high from working. feels incomplete when unemployed.

leo’s are hands down one of the warmest sign, definitely the warmest out of the fire signs, even tho all of y’all are sweet. most of y’all are just really have a good heart. some of the men be hoes tho lol. if underdeveloped, can be a narcissist and mean.

virgo in 5h, and virgo venus may have a thing for people that will take care of them like dry them off with a towel when they get out the shower, make sure they eat a good amount, etc. can also apply to mars in 12th/pisces or mars-neptune.

7th house ruler can indicate your love language(and your 5th house sign to a lesser extent). Ex:my 7th house ruler is in 6th house therefore my love language is quality time, ruler in 3rd house may be words of affirmation, etc

gemini placements, esp moon live off of snacks. can go the whole day just eating snacks and not actual meals lol.

gemini moons have a way with words. we can be really convincing, but our words can also be really warm and caring. we’re some of the best paragraph, and love letter writers. we say our words with soul😌.

as a gemini moon, i feel like a lot of ppl aren’t there for us. they think we don’t have emotions bc we joke around a lot, but that’s just our way of hiding and coping with our emotions. please check up on your gemini moon friends every once in awhile. we’d appreciate it😞.

also gemini moons are reflective. if you’re being an asshole we’ll be one back, if you’re being affectionate we will be towards you too, etc. if you feel there’s something off, then check yourself first or just ask us in general.

last gemini moon note. we love our friends. we value friendship as much as romance. if you backstab us, you’ll pay..

venus in capricorn LOVE styles from different decades. i feel like this can apply to venus in aquarius too. my friend has a cap venus in 11th house and the way she dresses reminds me of the 70s and 80s, and it’s so fucking dope.

also capricorn in venus are the type to just wear mascara and lipstick and be on their way. this is how it is for me. also still on the topic of looks from decades the 1950s-60s look was one of the best hands down😌

the moon can indicate your favorite color, and probably the 4th, 5th and/or 11th houses too. my fave color is red, my moon is in the 1st house which is ruled by aries which is associated with the color red, also my moon has a scorpio degree. my best friend is a sag moon, her favor color is purple. my other bestie has her 4th house in gemini, and her favorite color is yellow.

scorpio venus men hate when their girlfriends have boy best friends and/or talk to boys a bit. don’t even think abt telling them something that you and that friend talked abt bc then the scorpio venus man will start saying things like “oh y’all would be so cute together” 😑. they like what’s theirs. they don’t want to share and want all your attention(even when they don’t give you all of theirs💀).

virgo risings in the saturn decan have very nice hair usually. can be mistaken for a capricorn rising easily.

capricorn moons seem to hate facetime lol.

you may actually NOT get along that well with people that have the same moon sign as you. too much alike or just really can connect bc there’s not any differences.

venus in 2nd house are very touchy. the type of ppl to think “breaks” in a relationship are stupid. envious when they’re in love. may be the type to “buy” your love or try to lmaoo. likes to genuinely give gifts tho.

having all air in your big 3 can make you an airhead fr lmao, esp if libra is present(i’m looking at you miss addison rae).

moon-neptune peeps more than likely like music that is emotional or just chill music that like you can get high to lmao.i think of sweater weather when it comes to this placement, and gasoline by halsey. music that just makes you think.

all the gingers i’ve met have aries in their personal planets or just a prominent aries in their chart.

𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚊𝚕𝚕✨🤎.

[hillarysss]

astro placements

& some blunt roasts 🍃🌸

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12th house placements culture is falling asleep randomly and waking up like nothing happened😃

Capricorn Moon / Capricorn Placement culture is being misunderstood for your honesty, like sorry we don't wanna lie to you 🥲

Gemini placement culture is lowkey laughing at everything but trying to convince yourself you don't have the humor of a 6 yr old sometimes 😃

Aries placement culture is lowkey liking to flirt with your friends ✨just a little bit✨

Leo placement culture is HATING to be copied, but lowkey getting an ego boost out of it✨ like u chose to copy me✨

Pisces mercury culture is having all the creative and right ideas but having no idea how to put it down or where to start with all of your ideas 🪄

Cancer placement culture is literally loving and being devoted to spirituality ✨

Scorpio moon culture is wanting a deep connection but then remembering you have to open up about everything and especially your past too 🥲

Scorpio placement culture is giving the Starbucks barista a fake name cause you’re scared it’ll be traced back to you😀

Aquarius placement culture is coming up with the most random yet innovative ideas to problems🤔

Gemini moon culture is ranting instead of feeling your emotions🥲

Scorpio placement culture is lowkey getting joy for testing people how they react to things 💀 In my opinion they are the biggest pranksters...

Sagittarius placement culture is being blunt out of nowhere and leaving everyone being like what 😀

Aquarius rising culture is lowkey wanting to be babied and spoileddd in relationships (leo descendant) but won’t ever admit this it at first 💀

Pisces placement culture is falling in love with your dealer ✨ 🍃

Sagittarius placement culture is having the biggest vibrant smiles ✨

Virgo mercury culture is being like “hmm.. interesting, I don’t know if I believe that though” to almost everything

Libra placement culture is falling in love with the worse people, i’m sorry I had to say it I’ve been around too many libra placements to not notice this🥲

Venus in Cancer culture is lowkey being so closed off until you get into their baby protective side 💀

Sagittarius rising culture is having the best outfits put together ✨ (they’re very open minded when it comes to clothing / accessories, but this is kind of an observation lol)

Venus in Leo culture is assuming everyone is in love with you (y’all have the biggest egos, it’s ok me too)

Virgo placement culture is over analyzing everything to the point you don’t even know what’s real or what’s in ur head 💀💀 (probs cus sister pisces)

Pisces placement culture is absolutely✨ loving art & makeup✨

Libra rising culture is being a sucker for knowledge + information (Gemini in 9th)✨

Water rising culture is looking hot asf with eyeliner + mascara with those watery eyes 🪄

Taurus in 3rd culture (Pisces rising) is being hella stubborn to things + people that don’t interest you💀💀

Sagittarius placement culture is walking / driving to get your thoughts out + feel relieved 🍃

Scorpio rising culture (Gemini in 8th) is loving dirty talk during sex ✨✨

Sagittarius moon is being so unphased and nonjudgmental abt things✨ so when something surprises you it throws you off, also ppl love telling you weird things cuz u give off nonjudgmental laid back vibes 😀

Uranus in 4th culture is waking up and seeing the most unexpected things happen in your home life , yall a raccoon got inside the house last night 😀

Leo rising culture is being able to be friends with literally anyone ✨ I’ve never met one that wasnt popular and they deny it too

Leo placement culture is using your hair as a coping mechanism ✨

Water moon culture is not listening to your intuition, just to find out u were right later on🥲

Capricorn rising culture is being unbothered by everything 🍃 & moving in silence

Saturn in 9th culture is being the only one who doesn’t believe in anyone’s bullshit, you’re not fooling them 🥲

Scorpio mars culture is taking very few deep breaths during an argument before you release your.. intense side let’s call it

Pluto in 10th culture is being paranoid when anyone questions how you do things.. again you do things unpredictability 

Moon in Leo culture is putting so much stress because they put this unexpected expectations on themselves emotionally 🥲

Moon in 10th culture is being very trustworthy to everyone and having that “angel reputation” ✨

Mutable placement culture is changing up your dreams / job for the 12346968 time 🥲

Venus - Saturn culture is lowkey just wanting someone that’s going to be loyal and that won’t mess up their self esteem..😄

Lilith in 1st / 11th culture is being shamed for no reason😄 but then you find your power and those same people try to get to you like nope✨

Aries mars culture is actually very laid back ✨ until you find out someone wants to talk shit abt someone you love 😄 they don’t care if u talk bad abt them but don’t talk bad abt people they love

Libra mars culture is adding a sprinkle of aesthetic to everything ✨🪄

Fire rising culture is having a smile that brights up that room✨

Aries rising culture is being VERY intuitive but not usually listening to their own intuition. ( Pisces in 12th)

Taurus placement culture is being a sucker for cute home decorations ✨ Like yes those paintings and those plants ✨

Cancer mars culture is being VERYY vengeful when anyone tries to threaten anything that is home to them 💀💀 Mess with their friends I dare u💀

Capricorn placement culture is not sharing their success cause they move in silence and know some people pray on their down falls (I admire this about Capricorn placements so much)

Capricorn mercury culture is cutting to it straight no bs ✨

Capricorn placement culture is hating when people try to talk themselves out things they’re responsible for like be responsible 💀

Leo moon culture is using artistic / creative abilities as a coping mechanism ✨ let’s draw to feel better 🥲

Air placement culture is always having their phones with them but still replying to people they late replied to that they were “busy.”” haha nope 💀

Gemini rising culture is hatingg when people care about superficial shit too much😃 like show me your talents and creativity and knowledge (they’re very deep people in my opinion )

Cancer rising culture (Taurus in 11th) is wanting to create a safe and cozy environment for their friends all the time ✨

Scorpio in 5th culture is having the most intense and unique ideas 🪄 (could shock other people)

Leo in 6th culture is having to be loved / admired for their work or they’ll loose all motivation🥲✨

Uranus in 6th culture is having the most weird experiences at work and most unpredictable routine ✨ They just do whatever they want 😄

Take care,

🦁☀️✨ @hillaryss

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❝ TEACH ME HOW TO RIDE ❞

〃 draken x black!fem!reader

〃headcanons ; Draken teaches the reader how to ride his motorcycle

〃 for @koishiguro’s collab here 🤎

〃warnings & genre ; none + fluff, crack?

⭆ This was most definitely your idea. Draken would’ve never suggested something so dangerous. He knows you can hold your own, but he wouldn’t willingly put you in a situation where you could get hurt.

⭆ It definitely took some convincing and by convincing I mean you didn’t give him much of a choice. You went over to his house because you guys were gonna hang out for a while.

“Ken let me ride your motor bike.”

“No.”

⭆ Literally said no just like that. So you started acting cold toward him until he gave in.

“Babe, can you come here for a sec?”

“No.”

“Ouch. Are you still mad about the bike thing? It’s dangerous.”

“I’ll be fine, you’re being dramatic love. Just teach me how to ride.”

⭆ Sucked his teeth, but agreed. Now Draken has a lot of patience, being that he deals with Mikey, but no one told him how much of a hassle this would be.

⭆ You both made your way out to the back, it was a pretty empty street so you could practice there. When y’all got back there you hopped right on the bike, no helmet, no idea what to do, lost asf but ready to pull off. He had to reel you back in.

“What are you doing?”

“What does it look like I’m doing? I’m ready to pull off.”

“No you’re not dumbass. You have no helmet and don’t even know the basics.”

“You’re a slow ass teacher. Hurry up babe.”

“Don’t rush me because I’m worried about your safety. Here.”

⭆ He gave you this old ass helmet that wasn’t even cute.

“Let me tie up your hair. The braids are long and they might get in the way.”

“Alright.”

⭆ You were in this bulky ass helmet and your hair was pulled back. Not a flattering image. (but you’re still bad asf and he knows it 👩🏽‍💻) His bike was a Kawasaki Zephyr 400.

“Okay now pay attention and listen because you’re stubborn.”

“You ain’t have to add that part.”

“This is the ignition switch to turn on the bike and this is the engine kill switch to turn it off. Right here is the throttle, you twist the throttle toward you to accelerate so be careful.”

⭆ You had been listening while he was explaining, but you couldn’t help and stare at him with admiration. Even though he was against the idea at first he did end up doing it because it’s what you wanted.

⭆ That just goes to show how much this boy cares about you, he wouldn’t spend time just teaching anyone.

“Don’t go too fast and start braking with these a few seconds before you want to stop. Ease off the throttle and press down on the rear brake. Squeeze the front breaks at the same time and hold the clutch too, then you’re good.”

“You know that was a lot to take in, but I got it.”

⭆ Eventually you took off and did great for a first timer. Draken just walked to the end of the street instead of letting you ride back (💀). He was so proud of you, but he’ll be damned if he came out his face and said that. You would most def make fun of him for being so worried in the first place.

“You see that? You were worried for what? Ya girl a natural mhm!”

“Yea yea okay. You did good, but all you did was go in a straight line.”

“Shut up. I didn’t ask. You’ll be teaching me more tomorrow though.”

⭆ This mf walked away.

〃now when i tell yall i had an image of the bike pulled up + a motorcycle diagram and a site that gave instructions on how to stop a moving bike. yea we out here researching ig ‼️👩🏽‍💻

〃as always i hope y’all enjoyed :)

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can i request the trend of tiktok “the faster you get to me the more kisses you get!” with tsukishima, akaashi, bokuto and hinata? 🥺👉👈

“THE FASTER YOU GET TO ME, THE MORE KISSES YOU GET” TREND

w/ tsukishima, akaashi, bokuto, hinata & iwaizumi

requests: OPEN

warnings: talk of pee and poop in iwaizumi’s

a/n: of course you can! thanks for the request! 💓 (also the trend is used more as a prompt than it is as the main focus whoops 🤡)

i added iwaizumi bc he was requested in another ask so i just merged the two. my character limit is still four max!

who gave him the right 🥵

the salt lick himself

this dude is annoyingggg

you already knew what his reaction was gonna be,, so why bother?

welll you just wanted to be like all the other tiktok girls 👉🏽👈🏽

you wait until you see tsukki and yama walking out of the club room and towards you

you’re bracing yourself for the embarrassment

“babe! the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get!”

no shit, he stops in his tracks. yama’s just looking at him like ‘what you finna do?’

you know what he does? turns around and starts walking in THE OTHER DIRECTION

you are… baffled

when finally catch up to him, you’re pouting

“dude, what the hell?”

he glances at you, then flicks your forehead dummy hard

you’re triggered, “did you just flick me?”

this snarky mf is now laughing at you

btw yamaguchi is very uncomfortable rn

tsukishima the leans down, bean pole headass, and kisses your forehead

“sorry i don’t do dumb tik tok trends”

“it’s not dumb! you just didn’t want to kiss me”

he looks at you with an unimpressed look, as if saying, ‘we both know that’s not true’

alas you’re still pouting

yama: “haha this is me, see you guys tmmr” *leaves in awkward*

tsukishima knows your not gonna stop acting like a baby until he gives you what you want

he sighs, walks a couple feet away from you, pulls out his phone and starts recording

“say the thing”

“huh?”

“the trend thing. say it”

your eyes light up so much and tsukki smiles a bit

he’s so soft for you uwu

“the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get!”

because he’s a tall boi, it only takes him a few steps to get to you but when he does, he kisses you hard

like damn, okay sir

when he pulls away you’re flustered asf, he chuckles and stops recording

“happy?”

this poor boy wouldn’t know a tiktok trend if it punched him the face

i hate to say it, but he’s a boomer 😔🤘🏽 just like dadchi

he’s at your house picking you up for a date and your sibling is bombarding him with questions

when you come out, akaashi is like ‘oh thank goodness’

you smile at him, then wack your sibling in their side

“stop bothering him you weirdo!”

“what we’re just having a nice lil chat”

you shake your head and start to walk away but your sibling is holding akaashi back, giving him the typical ‘you hurt her, i kill you’ speech

now you know your boyfriend is great when he’s under pressure but.. this is new territory for him

you remember a trend that you saw a while back and decide to do it now

you know keiji wants your family to like him, so he’ll be conflicted between going to you or staying and listening to your siblings speech

it’s perfect really

so you pull out your phone and start recording

“baby! the faster you get to me, the sooner we can go on our date and the more kisses you’ll get”

my guy just blinks, “it is getting late..”. plus he’s not opposed to the kissing part so he starts to walk towards you

“hey! i’m not done talking to you”

‘that’s true, it would be rude of me to walk away mid conversation… if you could even call it that’ he thinks

you laugh slightly, you can practically see the gears spinning in his head

“keiji come on we don’t have all day”

“don’t you walk away from me”

akaashi sighs loudly. the longer he spends talking to your sibling the less time he has with you. if he walks away, he’s at risk of your sibling hating him. he’s stumped.

suddenly he turns to your sibling, “sorry l/n, we can continue this discussion later. y/n and i have a date that’s very time sensitive. i apologize”

he then walks to you and grabs your hand before walking off

“y’know my crackhead sibling was just mess with you right? you could’ve just walked away”

“i figured, but that’s still rude”

ugh we stan boy who has manners

“so.. um, may i get a kiss now?”

omg he’s so cute i love him 🥺

you grin and pepper his face with a bunch of kisses, making him blush slightly

tbh you don’t even need to ask, this dude is infatuated w/ you

he’ll run to you any day of the week

but what had happened was.. y’all were on a date and bokuto went to go get ice cream

but that was like 15 mins ago and you’re just sitting on the park bench looking like a fool

and ngl you were a little worried bc bokuto is so easy to distract you’re thinking he fell into a pond or something

so you go to look for him and tbh it doesn’t take long cause cmon,, it’s bokuto

he be loud asf

n e ways, there he is in all his glory playing with a German Shepard who looked like it was trying so hard not to bite him

the owner looked nervous asf but was probably too nervous to say something social anixety be like that

bokuto spots you and waves at you frantically

“hey babe! look at this dog! it’s so cute!”

ugh bless him

you send the owner an apologetic look and turn back to bokuto

“it is cute but i think you’re aggravating it.. i don’t want you to get bitten. let’s go”

“it won’t bite me!” *to dog* “right? you’re too good to bite me, yes you are, yes you are”

*inhales* this stubborn kid, so now you got to think of a new tactic

you suddenly remember that bokuto is affectionate x1 mil

he would never miss a chance to be smothered in love

this was as good a time as any to do this trend and save your bf in the process :))

you whip out your phone, “hey baby? the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get”

when i tell you his head SWIVELED

the dude is an owl confirmed 🙌🏽

literally almost trips trying to get to you, now he’s looking at you like an excited puppy ready for pats

the owner gives you thankful look and leaves

bokuto is still staring at you, waiting for his smooches

so you deliver 😌 you grab his face and kiss all around and place a final kiss on his lips

bokuto looks so happy, like he’s smiling so wide rn

all hail tiktok it rly be saving your stupid boyfriend

my bby 🥺

he loves you so so so so much

hinata will do anything for you yes anything

and the feeling is mutual, but sometimes you cannot comprehend what goes on in that mind if his

like,, you could not, for the life of you, understand why he ran into MOVING TRAFFIC

let me tell you what happened

so you were shopping with your friends (and just to clarify y’all were a strip where there’s a bunch of stores on each block)

you guys were just casual walking and then your friend pointed out that it sounded like someone was calling your name

you looked around and there was your orange fuzzy bouncing up and down on the other side of the street

“BABY! BABE! Y/N! LOOK!”

too cute i swear

you smiled and waved, “hi baby!”

“wait until i get across this street imma kiss you so hard!”

cue your friends gagging

you giggle and decide to reference a tiktok cause why not?

“the faster you get to me, the more kisses you can get!”

b-but he thought you were serious

so yes he ran into the middle of a busy street

you are traumatized, paralyzed with fear if you will, you thought your boyfriend was going to die right in front of you

when he finally reached you, you scolded him mother hen mode activated

“why the hell would you do that hinata?!”

uh oh, you used his last name.. not good

“but you said–”

“i was joking!”

oh. now he’s embarrassed and sad bc you’re mad at him

at least he thought you were until you grabbed him and hugged him tightly, “don’t ever do any dumb shit like that again, okay? you scared me”

“i won’t,, but since i did risk my life, can i get a kiss?”

“NO.”

i feel like y’all have a relationship where you guys can be mean(?) to each other w/o getting offended

so you guys are at your house watching Netflix together and he suddenly gets up and leaves your room

“where are you going?”

“gotta piss”

istg i hate the word “piss” but IK he says that instead of “pee”

n e ways you resume watching the show but your bf’s been gone for like 10 mins

you go to the bathroom and knock on the door, “hey, you good in there? it doesn’t take 10 minutes to pee”

you hear him groan, “fuck off”

and then,, it all clicks, “are you constipated?!”

“FUCK OFF”

now you’re laughing your ass of bc what the fuck

“don’t clog my toilet nasty”

“y/n i swear to god if you don’t leave me alone–”

“what? are you gonna fling your doo doo on me?”

you finally stop teasing him and go back to your room

you send him a text, ‘still constipated? 💩’

‘breaking up w/ you is looking mighty tempting rn 🥴’

‘rude 🤧 but hey, the faster you poop, the more kisses you get’

this dude left you on read

and didn’t return until 20 mins later

“damn i know my bathroom stinks now”

“shut up and give me my kisses”

you raise an eyebrow, “i– you took 20 mins”

“okay.. did you want me to get up mid shit and come to you?”

you don’t why but that shit had you cackling, you reach up and pull him close to you

you give him a couple of pecks and a deep kiss

aww he’s smiling 🥺

“i love you my lil doo doo machine”

he pushed you off your bed

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[whorefordazai]

Hey bae! Just wanted to request headcanons of Chuuya with a fem s/o that's like really tomboyish (Hates dresses, aggressive, cusses way too much for her own good, got into fights alot growing up, wears boy clothes) I looked up to my brother alot growing up and ended up taking alot of his,,er,,habits lol ofc if you're busy you can put this req off<33 anyways goodbye and take care of yourself

Thanks for requesting! I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH JDJESK. Take care of yourself too shawty💗

Chuuya with a fem! tomboy s/o

genre: fluff

warnings: mentions of sex.

You immediately attracted Chuuya’s attention.

It wasn’t even sexual at first; he just kinda stared at you wide eyed because you had just picked a fight with a few guys.

And you had won😝

Watching you throw strong punches at the guys stomach while he groaned in pain...Chuuya tried to stop himself from clapping and cheering you on😳

You two would unironically start to hang out. It was never planned, you two just saw each other at the most convenient times.

When he first realized he was attracted to you, he’d be like “Why ? How? What was the reason? What have I gotten myself into ಠ_ಠ”

He was well refined, a man with exquisite taste in clothing, was a fucking Port Mafia executive, and yet...he hung out with you.

Don’t get me wrong, you’re absolutely badass and hot asf. It’s just that...it was unexpected??

Despite being opposites on the outside, you two could bond over one thing:

Your temper.

No cuz literally, if you got yourself in a fight, Chuuya would try to get you out of it but somehow end up fighting alongside you😭

Y’all would win, obviously🙄🤝

He doesn’t care if you cuss a lot. It kinda turns him on😳

Both of you are hot headed and stubborn-getting through arguments is going to be a little difficult unless one of you is willing to compromise and apologize first👩‍🦯

Getting drunk together is a daily routine.

Except he’s a lightweight and you’re an angry drunk? Actually, it’s a mix between cussing, crying, and laughing you’re ass off. Hence, taking up a whole new personality.

I can just imagine the two of you walking out of a bar at 3am. Chuuya’s arm slung over you’re shoulder as you both try to help each other stand.

Both of you are cussing profusely, sometimes crying between, and forgetting where your apartment is.

Well, ofc you were going to be kicked out of the bar. You started fights with old drunk men😁🤝 (good job that’s hot)

It doesn’t bother Chuuya that you wear mainly boys clothes. In fact, I headcannon Chuuya to have really good taste in clothing and that he sometimes designs his own.

He makes you model his clothes.

“Y/n...babe...try this on for me ◕ ◡ ◕”

He’d literally have that look in his eyes.

You particularly didn’t mind because at least they weren’t dresses. He made you try on clothes that he would wear.

I can imagine you standing on a step stool in like a suit and vest, while he’s zooming around you. Sewing buttons, rearranging patterns😭

Can I just say, angry sex (• ε •)

Like I said before, both of you are too stubborn for you’re own good so sometimes compromise doesn’t happen.

Can’t compromise? Just have anger sex.

He’ll be more dominant and aggressive than normal😳

But just because you’re both stubborn, doesn’t mean he won’t apologize or feel bad.

You mean so much to him. He wouldn’t know what to do without you.

Chuuya definitely has abandonement issues so the thought of losing you over some petty fight :(

The both of you understand each other a lot. No one would’ve expected that you two would be a couple!

After all, you’re like the girl version of Tachihara.

Whenever someone would ask if you’re really dating the both of you would be like

“Yeah, she’s my girlfriend. What about it?”

“Yeah, we’re dating. Got a problem?”

Can I just add that you, Gin, and Higuchi have a weekly girls drinking night together.

I loved this idea so much that I started working on it during class so sorry if it seems half assed😣

[hanji-is-life]

I always see the trope of Bakugou getting hit with a quirk that turns him into an angry Pomeranian but what about reverses and the reader gets hit with quirk that turns them into a cat and the squad forces Bakugou to take care of you(since you both like each other but are too scared to do anything about it!) and he doesn’t know that cat is actually you

Like at first Bakugou is like: “hell no, keep that fucking fur ball away from me!”

Mina: “please Bakugou! Sero and I can going to study with Momo. Kirishima and Denki are deadly allergic to cats so you have to take care of her mmkay bbyyee~”

Bakugou is annoyed ass hell but get snatch you up and places you down on the floor and instantly he’s just trying to boss around this cat that looks it understands him but doesn’t give a shit.

Bakugou: “you see that? That’s my bed and you’re staying the fuck off it!”

You: *stares, huff, turn your nose up and hops on the bed to get comfortable*

Bakugou: *screaming but eventually just gives up because he doesn’t want to spend all night kicking you off*

Over the course of the week Bakugou gets used to you. Constantly having to grab you down from high places because, “you dumbass if you couldn’t find your own way down then why climb there in the first place?!?!!”

Doesn’t trust store brand cat food so he makes a home cooked meals for you.

Actually let’s you?!!!🥺 if he’s doing homework and hop on his desk he just mindlessly pets and scratches your head.

Doesn’t kick you out of bed anymore and actually makes room for you. Complains a little when he wakes up and you’re curled up on his warm chest but he just pets you and goes back to sleep

Bakugou doesn’t do that pet baby talk so he’s actually talking to you like a person and not like a normal cat which is where he starts to opening up and venting about shit and he’s so soft when he talks and you’re just like: 🥺💘🥺why can’t you be like this all the time?

It comes ahead when one night he’s venting to you again when he actually mentions you and how much he really, really likes you:

Bakugou: “I mean, don’t get me wrong she can be a dumbass but..I wouldn’t mind if she was my dumbass..that doesn’t make any sense to you huh?” He sighs, laying back in bed and you’re just sitting up shocked asf, wanting to tell him that you liked him back but it only comes out as meows. You almost clawed his face off when he started saying that you could do so much better than him and that’s why you’ve been gone and avoiding him like no, no bby negative talk around you because too you he is the best!

Bakugou picking you and hold you at arms lengths, serious expression on his face. “What do you think you dumb cat, think I got a chance here or what?” It takes a few moments but it’s the first time he’s actually looking at you when he starts to notice how the fur is the same color as your hair as well as your eyes and apart of him thinks it’s just his mind playing tricks on him but this fur cat all a cat looks kinda like you?

Before he could finish connecting the dots, a poof happens and you’re turned back to your normal self, landing on top of Bakugou who groans on impact and it doesn’t take you long to realize that you back to normal and you were 10000% naked and laying on top of your crush

Bakugou: “whhaatt the fuck!??”

You both scream, getting attention of a few students that barge in and the scene definitely looks like y’all were doing something that you weren’t. It take Bakugou covering you up and yelling for them to ‘get the fuck out!’ Before he finally turns his attention back to you.

Mina and the others wait outside Bakugou’s bedroom to see what happens next but from the sounds of kissing and whining let’s them know that their planned work and their stubborn friends were together 👍🏾👍🏾

pls this was so well written and cute!!!! him trying to fake hate any animal and being the softest lil gremlin with them just makes me so soft!!

this was so cute, so thank you for submitting!!

[tofuwhale]

Genshin Impact Boy Headcanons!! [Kaeya, Childe, Zhongli, Xiao & Diluc]

Me and my friend (Tofu) decided to make a bunch of headcanons while we were hyped up about the boys!!!! Please excuse our fangirling lol they’re mainly SFW with a little NSFW mentions in some

I might write one-shots based on these headcanons in the future lol, we’re also open to more headcanon prompts/characters so please leave us an ask!

Enjoy <3 

-🐋

Type of Tiktok boys they would be

Kaeya

Kaeya would own a roleplaying account with the subtitles and shit where it’s like ‘POV: you’re on a date with me’

Smooth asf, actually makes you blush when you watch his tiktoks

Diluc

He would have an account where he’s just mixing cocktails and showing off his skills as a bartender in front of a window

Zhongli

Fashion icon asf

Mainly formal fashion like suits and shit 

He’s confused by the comments because they all say “rail me” and Childe thinks it’s hilarious so he just doesn’t tell Zhongli what it means

Childe

WHITE BOY 

STRAIGHT TIKTOK 

he probably dances like noah beck

Xiao

Bitch doesn't know tiktok 

OR he’s the anonymous type, he uses his mask to hide his identity and shows his hands only 

Comments are horny 

You bake a chocolate cake for your best boy!

Kaeya

So sweet would appreciate the cake

Tells you to close your eyes to spoon feed you asf 

You start blushing and he laughs at you for being flustered so easily

Ends up plugging ur air holes with the cake bc he smashed it to your face

Runs off laughing as you run after him

Diluc

Just thanks you and eats the cake 

If it turns out bad, he would ask to help you next time OR he just wouldn't say anything and smile at you painfully as he eats it 

Offers to get a cook to make you something as well like a true gentleman but you refuse

Zhongli

Confused by the concept of chocolate cake, but tries it anyways to make you happy

Don’t get too happy, he’ll criticise your baking so hard till you have tears spewing out your eyes

Childe

LAUGHS AND SMILES His smile is so bright it blinds you 

HEAD PATS!!!!!

Calls you a ‘good girl’

“Let’s eat it together, okay?”

Xiao 

Says to you he doesn’t like chocolate when you give him it, but eats it when you leave anyways

Asks you to make more, not directly but hints it out later like

“I’m in the mood for some cake rn” 

A total tsundere 

What they’d be like if they’re jealous over you, or if they would even get jealous at all

Kaeya

He’d tease you about it but probably be hurt on the inside 

“Woooow, is this your new boyfriend? Personally I think you could do much better,” and then winks at you

You’d pay for it in bed ;) 

Diluc and Zhongli

They’d pretend not to be bothered, having trust in you and the relationship but would also secretly maybe ask around the city about who the dude you’re talking to is 

Childe

SUPER JEALOUS!!! He’d make sure to let the other guy know that you’re his by hugging you really close and kissing you while the other guy is around 

Maybe a little bit overbearing at times but he’s yours and you’re his so it doesn’t matter <3 

Xiao

Wouldn’t know the concept of jealousy since he’s been alone all his life but he’d feel uncomfy seeing you talk to another person

He’d probably furrow his brows, pout and walk back to his balcony

Being a sad puppy, arms crossed and resting on the rails waiting for you to come back

What they would do if you got a cold and had to stay in bed

Kaeya

Teases you calling you stupid and laughs at you when you say it’s because you tried to pet a cryo slime 

But he makes sure to take care of your commissions and work at the Knights’ while you’re sick 

Diluc

Would personally see to it that you’re taken well care of at the winery

Would walk into the bedroom while he thinks you’re asleep and pet your head and tell you cute stories about his day so that you have good dreams

Zhongli

Silently makes you soup but fails immensely 

you drink it anyways to be nice

Would crawl into the sheets with you while you're asleep to cuddle and then catch your cold

Childe

Holds your hands while you’re in bed and makes sure you get enough sleep, is actually concerned as hell and won’t make any jokes about it 

Won’t be able to do any work or anything, he’d be worrying if you’re ok or not

SOOOOo happy when you’re feeling better but gives you a whole lecture about not staying out so late when it’s cold

Xiao

HE’D MAKE YOU ALMOND TOFU with soup on the side perhaps

Tells you to be more careful

Runs his hands through your hair when you’re about to sleep

First “I love you”

Kaeya

He’d teasingly say “i love you” 

But he says it all the time so you can’t tell whether he’s being serious or not

Would let you suffer alone trying to figure out his intentions when he definitely knows he loves you

Diluc

He’d say it while you’re bedridden with your cold, thinking you’re asleep

It’s because he’s too afraid that one day he’ll eventually lose you 

Zhongli

He never actually says it but shows it through his actions, like buying you plushies and sweets when you’re sad 

He uses your mora to buy the plushies and sweets but you don’t really care anyways because it’s the gesture that counts!!

You know he loves you anyways so he never has to say it <3

Childe

He’d just say it out of nowhere dead serious while you two are goofing around during a pillow fight

You’re really shocked but before you can say anything back he throws another pillow at your face while laughing

‘Pretends’ it never happened after but gets soft when you finally say it back

Xiao

He’d confess during the lantern festival

You’d both be watching the lantern’s

While you’re watching, Xiao would turn to you to see your reaction

Smiles slightly before whispering “i love you”

WOULD REACH FOR YOUR HAND AFTER THAT and squeeze it bc he doesn’t want to lose you either by him dying or you leaving him

The perfect date

Kaeya

Sex. period.

Just a lot of sex like a sex marathon because he loves seeing you being pleasured by him

TONS OF CUDDLING AFTER!!! And sleeping!!! Aftercare yes. 

Diluc

FIGHTING TOGETHER 

He’d think doing things you both love together is best date anyone could do

Y’all have each others backs

Power couple

Zhongli

Shopping. Duh. Mister spends all his mora or wtv buying anything and everything he sees because he’s thinking of you while he buys them

When he runs out he asks for you to pay even though they’re gifts for you

He’s hilarious

Childe

Would be a fun date

Going to the beach to swim or an amusement park with a ferris wheel

The day would end with the two of you sitting on a bench eating ice cream together and he laughs when you get ice cream on your nose

Xiao

Would rather stay at home/hotel room and not get disturbed by anyone

Probably sleeping in because he’s always tired for having to fight nearby enemies

BREAKFAST IN BED!! The two of you eat almond tofu until you’re sick of it 

You drag him out of bed because you want to try to make almond tofu for fun

It tastes bad but you two have fun making it together and that’s what counts!!!!!

(Angst) What an argument with him is like/ What he’s like when you two are fighting or mad at each other

Kaeya 

Annoyed and passive aggressive as hell, probably makes a couple low blows while you’re fighting

He’d click his tongue while you’re running your mouth and leaves the room to let out some steam

Either by drinking and talking to Diluc (who doesnt listen)

Or he goes and fights some slimes

Diluc

He would ignore you until things reach a boiling point where one of you snaps and starts yelling

Busting your lungs out at each other screaming and yelling, you’re crying and both of you blame each other 

After you two get all your emotions out, you start crying and the both of you are emotionally vulnerable af

While you’re both in this state you have a conversation about what bothers each other in the relationship

Zhongli 

Both of you are stubborn as hell, and would refuse to apologize to each other despite knowing that you’re the one in the wrong

Childe has to be the one to get you two to talk to each other constructively about your issues 

Childe

You’d ignore each other for a bit but unlike Zhongli, Childe would probably apologise first because he feels bad and he’s too smart to lose you over a petty argument

The two of you would go over the argument again to sort it out properly and resolve the issue maturely  

Xiao

Silent while you yell at him, just stares at you with an indecipherable emotion on his face 

He just nods and accepts everything you have to say, knowing you need to get it off your chest

Feels like he messed up big time since this is his first real relationship, and goes to the inn’s balcony to think about it

After you yell at him you feel awful and go to apologize

[nelovka]

generalising you based on your stan pfp:

dream: I don’t really know how you can do this?? but y’all do. you tend to be pretty fucking stubborn won’t lie, and react very emotionally. but you’re also pretty fun to talk to because even with strangers you’re high energy (for a bit anyway)

george: HARDEST SKIN OUT THERE. you guys get so much hate on all platforms for liking a cc LMAO so you lot are pretty thick skinned and intimidating. you’re either really involved with this fandom and neck deep in what’s happening, or on the shallow end and don’t know shit. no inbetween.

sapnap: really not much of you guys...crouching sapnap skin though? a lot. for irl sapnap pfp I’d say you guys tend to be pretty laid back, you don’t really get involved in shit and have a small group that kinda share posts with eachother?? but if it’s crouching sapnap you’re annoying. you’re really annoying. but kinda cute <3

wilbur: scary asf. I mean literially psyco. although you have good taste in clothes and music wether you want to or not. (idk why it’s just a theme) you’re also probably really big on character analysis, which is sometimes just tiring. (you guys also share wayyyy too much with the internet. calm down <33)

tommy: you’re either ironically using him as a pfp or straight up you couldn’t find a better pfp so just clicked the first picture you could find. I mean seriously...y’all fun though. chaotic and wild (I will excuse for the tommy and tubbo sharing pfps, you’re both still chaotic it’s just cuter) I would like to point out that conversations with you guys are really repetitive?? you don’t really carry it on and let it drop real quick. which nothing wrong with that, except there is <3

tubbo: somewhat a gruesome humour for like no reason?? also tend to avoid drama like it’s the plague you guys seriously stay out the way huh. you’re all also really set on explaining to people why they’re wrong, but in a really gentle way?? it’s nice. won’t lie though you seem like someone who complains wayyy too much.

ranboo: CHAOTIC ASF. you spam on your social media alottt..usually a live blogger or just complete mutual spammer. doesn’t mean you guys aren’t some of the best people to hang out with though. chill and chaotic?? wtf’s going on there. gender sold separately...although you guys are pretty shy with one on ones. it’s a weird parallel to the chaotic internet persona

jack manifold: can’t believe some of you are out there...anyway you tend to have very strong opinions and like indirect tweeting/blogging about people?? also incredibly rare to find. so see yourself as fucking higher then everyone else or something it’s funny. you guys are cool tho👍

niki: generally you guys are chilled out, have some of the best taste but can go fucking psyco on people. you know your shit and when you’re in the wrong (which is not a lot) you fucking go at it to prove your point. but then also have some chronic social anxiety?? still chill tho. (fyi you guys do sometimes get clingy and it’s kinda annoying)