#yak lore

[actionyak]

I was thinking about how if I ever got a tattoo I would want to get the eye from the Night Vale logo since that show means so much to me and then I remembered the thread from years ago that Joseph Fink made on the Something Awful forums to discuss and promote his new podcast ("like NPR for the Twilight Zone"!) and how when I finally listened to the show a year later and fell into it hard I went into that thread and loudly fangirled at him and then decided to give him updates on tumblr drama related to the show (WHY????) and generally just annoyed the absolute shit out of him and completely refused to take a hint because my autism ramps into overdrive when I get excited and then I died of embarrassment all over again and I don't think I really want to get that tattoo now

[yuckydraws]

I don’t care what y’all say, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a fucking masterpiece.

[wanders-in-stars]

tauri's freckles are glow in the dark apparently😭

[opal-owl-flight]

Quick lore question, did marie considering the idea of replacing 4 play into the insecurities she has later?

Absolutely.

I wanna preface this by saying one thing: Young 4 was a COMPLETELY different person before she got recruited by Marie. And Marie...responds to her accordingly.

Long read abt Hero2 events below!! Its. A lil messy sorry qisjke these are my notes

Young 4? A bitch.

Everything she ever wanted was given to her. Moved out of the highlands with an ego the size of a planet (and also bc she felt suffocated there), thinking she can make it in the big city.

...she struggled to make it alone. She had moved out bc her family was suffocating her with love, but now theyre not here, so now she feels homesick and underappreciated.

All that is expressed by her harsh, bitchy attitude. Shes gonna be mean bc no one has seen her for who she is. She'll show them!!

She finds her way around like this, and discovers that shes just as good at turf war here and at home. In fact, shes *so* good that she got the status of a rising star!

It aaalll just gets into her head. Shes "proven everyone wrong" now. Shes got the superiority complex and can back it up.

Marie...

...saw this. She was looking for a new agent to help find the missing zapfish. The second 4 heard this from her, she flexed her arms and...

"Look no further, your hero is RIGHT HERE!"

Marie at first adored the spunkiness of this new agent. Uuuntil 4 started thinking that shes better than her.

"Watch out, Agent Four!"

"You watch YOURSELF, grandma! Think Im a damn idiot to not see that coming? WAHA!"

Marie rolled up her sleeves after several stages full of her ignoring orders or sassing her out of nowhere.

Is that how shes gonna be? Fine.

When 4 finally trips and falls, hard, on a particularly difficult level, Marie pulls her to the side to fix her up and give her a lecture that tore her fucking ego to shreds.

She says something so fucking harsh like "That attitude will make SURE that you die sad and alone. I wonder how anyone puts up with you."

4s too hurt by her own failure to say anything back.

The reality of war finally gives her a reality check. Each victory is earned. its her life on the line. And the world.

She regains her spunk after saving the world.

------

Silly 4. She gets the job done but it takes a LOT of pushing in the mid-stages. Its like she got legitimately bored after the initial super easy ones, and thought the entire campaign a joke.

She went back to her turfing life topside between stages. And she takes a WHILE to come back to her missions -- usually late!! And then before she even goes in she just HAS to yak Marie's face off with what she was doing up there.

"Youre late."

"You shouldve SEEN ME, Marie!! I was carrying that Rainmaker round! I was-"

"Pray tell, Agent Four. How will you keep participating in turf with the Zapfish gone?"

"Whaat? Cmon. Nothing seems to be changing! Theres still power through the city!"

"The backup supply wont last forever, you know."

"Yeah yeah. Okay. Im here now. Wheres the next kettle?"

This attitude is from her high school days, clearly. She breezes by everything so fast that she can afford to do things last minute. It affects even this.

That, alongside her talking smack back to Marie, is what makes her snap at 4. Its what makes 4 stick to the mission fully starting late area 4 and area 5. (This is also around the time 4s life was threatened. God help me in those stupid platforming stages)

Post Hero2, 4 more or less does what 3 does. Shes the "replacement" til 3 comes back. (That cant be good for her confidence.)

At the same time, she has to deal with Callie and Marie talking out what the fuck Callie did with Octaria. "THEY SQUIDNAPPED GRAMPS!!!" and all. Why help them??? They get into squabbles where 4 was the unfortunate witness to. And peacemaker. It does NOT help that Callie for a while kept putting the glasses back on!!!

4 wishes so bad she had help of any sort. She feels 3 might be able to do something but what does she know?? Shes never met em!! She just imagines what the missing agent would do in that situation.

Callie...was also the person she got close to. Shes fun (unlike the stuck up Marie), shes empathic, she opened 4s eyes to the Octarian plight. It made her acceptance of 8 later much smoother.

Im not saying shes not close to Marie either, I bet they healed their relationship around this year too. Marie's sorry she tore 4s ego the way she did (even if deserved...). Marie's much more supportive of what 4s doing topside. Shes expressing her pride in the agent she found much more openly. (She brags abt her to Callie at times.)

The three of them heal together in that time. 4 sees them as older sisters Im p sure. Theyre both giving her tips for turfing and -- Marie even helps her with homework, HAH

And...while I say that 4 and Marie are in better terms, there are still days where Marie blows up on her. Lesser extent than before, but shes *worried* for her agent! (Its a similar plight 3 has.) In those times, its Callie who has her back. ("Hey! Its not like shes not trying!!" Callie understands how it is, and she also knows Marie best -- shes the one who makes 4 understand where Marie is coming from.)

[skyscrapergods]

Can a alicorn get the vampire virus? What about non pony (i.e earth, pegasi, unicorn) species like dragons, yaks, kirins, zebras ect?

Alicorns are beyond the diseases of mortals.

Other species can be affected but I would want to draw the effects for each one.

You should message me about commissioning more drawings and lore! I'm poor since I quit my job and am doing art to live now.

The mlp spark is coming back! If money comes with it you can expect me to absolutely EXPLODE with art. Imagine if mlp could pay my bills... omg that would be a dream.

[fandangotales]

Why I think Genshin Cult AU makes sense, coming from the Traveler’s introduction

The keeper is fading away; the creator has not yet come. But the world shall burn no more, for you shall ascend.

Who is the Keeper?

The unknown god? She wouldn’t fade away, she seemed eternal to me.

Celestia? I suppose that they are kind of “keeping” Teyvat under their control.

…the creator has not yet come

This a part of the traveler’s character introduction, which means that, chronologically, it was there before the events in Mondstadt, which were described in character story 1. We weren’t around much earlier than the Mondstadt Archon quest, so it is possible that this section is predicting our “arrival” to Teyvat.

Who is the creator?

The primordial one? That would make sense according to Ekanomiya lore. We could also be considered the primordial one, read below.

Paimon is probably a shade of the primordial one so it’s awfully strange that she would join the traveler’s journey otherwise. I highly doubt she was actually drowning when she was oh so conveniently fished out of the lake.

Genshin means the original god, so Genshin impact means impact of the original god. We went through Teyvat as the traveler and caused an “impact” through all the stuff we did, so this is a feasible theory. The original god in this case would be the primordial one, who is also dubbed the creator. So this might mean that we (the players) are considered to be “the creator”

The world shall burn no more

Does this refer to all the disasters that happened in the nations? (Dvalin, Osial, Vision hunt Decree… yikkity yak)

For you shall ascend

This may refer to ascension as in ascension materials or getting to LVL 90 for the characters. Probably connects to how we can level up characters and ascend them so they can gain more power. I don’t think the word “ascend” being there is a coincidence.

The world shall burn no longer, for you shall ascend.

Together this could mean that as the traveler and other characters grow stronger, they will be able to take on more “fires” to stop the world from “burning”

So it would make sense that the traveler is stopping disasters in the world of Teyvat, the the help of the “Creator”

I would love to hear your thoughts on this, if you have any! 💜

I am still pretty new to Genshin lore so please let me know if I missed anything/misunderstood anything.

[ceruleanandroid]

school keeps me busy so I havent really done much about my mlp!Kimetsu no yaiba au besides thinking, anyways what I thought so far:

The kamados are earth ponies

Tomioka is an unicorn

Sanemi is either an earth pony or pegasus. (I'm starting to lean towards son of an earth pony, his mom, and a pegasus, his dad, that way I can play with his dinamic with genya adding another layer by making Sanemi a pegasus and Genya an earth pony)

Kyojuro, per results of the poll, is a dragon and therefore so are the Rengokus.

Mitsuri, per results of the poll, is a kirin which I'm definitely going to use with her whole insecurities about her strength and such (people are scared of her because she is a kirin oh no :[ )

Obanai is an unicorn too, smaller than average and with small horn giving him difficulties when using his magic, reason he gets bullied in a family of unicorns (distrust of women + unicorns yummy...)

Uzui I have to investigate about the flashiest mlp species, however I'm leaning to making him a crystal pony (Cause of his ninja headband having something that kinda looks like rocks?)

Ubuyashikis are cursed alicorns (Yes technically I'm ignoring the lore by making them all alicorns since they have to earn it and Candance daughter is the exception, but I'm thinking that as the eldest son takes the place of the leader they become an alicorn or something) the curse drains them of their magic, alicorns are mostly magic therefore they die once it drains them enough (also gives a good excuse as to why Kagaya doesnt laser beam Muzan's ass)

Shinobu and Kanae might be half changlings (unicorn mom or Pegasus mom + redeemed changling dad)? If I go this route, Kanao will a changling.

Zenitsu HAS to be an unicorn but I cant decide whether Inosuke will be an earth pony or pegasus, I was thinking a Yak but those were used in mlp as an in for a different ethnicity and racism episodes I dont know if I should use that species for the "savage" boy.

I have to check the name, but Muichiro might be an hypogriff(is that the name?).

The demons will be different species, some mind controlled/cursed by Muzan (not sure what he is going to be yet), the uppermoons and lower moons however are conscious (redeemtion arcs for some? :3 )

Not as many deaths I wanna do it in true mlp fashion, all hashira live, however there will be deaths (Tomioka's parents, but his sister stays alive she is just missing; Muichiro's and Shinobu's parents are death like applejack's parents; etc.)

Debating whether Tanjiro will be able to save his whole family or just save Nezuko who will be cursed.

Definitely way happier ending than Kny, but only cause they are ponies.

Last but not least: Giving it a corny ass that fuses the titles My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Kimetsu no Yaiba.

[nanak0m]

if you wanna make alter packs... could we get one for a xiao fictive (from genshin impact) who's a persecutor and protector? anything else is up to u we have very little on this guy lol

OMG FICTIVES, I love make fictives iwiwi /gen

♬ Name/S : Xiao, Xan, Xu, Zhian

♬ Pronoun/S : he/him, dream/dreams, syo/syon, yaks/yaksha, h3/h3m & sin/sinner

♬ Age/S : ageless (looks like a young adult)

♬ Identity/IES : aboy, snowgender, windgender, casiboy & m?le

♬ Orientation/S : aplatonic, polysexual & biromantic

♬ Roles/S : protector, persecutor & anger holder

♬ CisID/S : depression, yellow eyes, serious, kind soul, 'divine' entity, cistrauma

♬ TransID/S : transSympathetic, transLucky, transFreedom & transNarcolepsy

♬ Source/S : Genshin Impact

♬ Appearance/S - u can change it if you want:

Sorry if I'm late! I talk w a friend for Xiao's lore cuz we never play Genshin

I hope he works and remember u can re-request or request a change! :33

—Licht 🌸

[crooked-city]

If you don't like tundras and want to love them I have two routes to recommend to learn to appreciate them, at least wrt aesthetics with maybe some lore touches?

Lean into the Muppet Look: Great for if you have a silly lair, because these guys know it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights. They are living breathing Muppets. Silly and delightful. Can work with more serious vibes if you can play more of a Dark Crystal sort of game with them. These are Jim Henson Coded Dragons and you gotta embrace that about them

Interpreting them as being akin bovines or cervines: I feel like despite their herbivore nature, a lot of people want to think of them like cats or dogs, and I think this makes the face bother people more. They're like dragon cows or goats. They have fangs like a Musk Deer. This can work with so many kinds of personality since animals from those groups can be anything from the gentlest sweethearts to the most vicious beasts you've ever met. More than anything remember that they are herbivores so they look like herbivores. A lot of my favorite tundra art I've seen has leant into them being like yaks or sheep or buffalo. Also, not a hoofed mammal, but they make delightful bunnies.

That's it those are my tips. Go love a Tundra today

[dateamonster]

ough the way i wanna get my little gay hands all over mattels properties

i want them to do with monster high the thing they did with barbie and her vlog series except each of the ghouls has her own little show and we get a glimpse of what their lives outside school look like and sometimes characters star in each others videos and they do stuff together or sometimes a side character just appears hanging out in the background.

i want home life lore, i want fleshing out characters personalities, i want outfit variations, i want peaks into their perspectives on other characters and canon events. i want abbey to accidentally break her phone camera trying to film a yak shearing tutorial. please.

[blackcatrph]

»  ━━  UNHINGED  DISCORD  SERVER  SENTENCE  STARTERS  PART  TWO.

quotes  taken  from  a  chaotic  discord  server.  nsfw  themes  present.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

“  is this what internet edging feels like  ?  ”

“  on  my  way  to  farm  your  dad  i  gues.  ”

“  gimme  those  long  handles,  daddy.  ”

“  blood  cum  tastes  like  peaches  ?  ”

“  i  love  crusty  men.  ”

“  lick  my  mind  grapes  baby.  ”

“  you’re  going  to  peg  [ name ]  with  eel  tentacles  ?  ”

“  fold  her  like  a  pizza  and  try  her  chocolate  escalator  i  guess.  ”

“  i  don’t  want  to  see  jizzing  bread.  ”

“  i  was  sobbing  from  my  vagina.  ”

“  let  me  go  find  a  man  to  suck  me.  ”

“  i’ll ear  you  good.  ”

“  i’ll  live  in  a  tank  for  him.  ”

“  i’m  laughing  so  hard  i’m  on  vibrate  mode.  ”

“  i  lost  my  lamps.  ”

“  you  deserve  slaps.  ”

“  oh  good  !  you  finished  !  ”

“  wow,  suddenly  i’m  straight  !  ”

“  all  roads  lead  to  cannibalism.  ”

“  i  can’t  believe  you’re  writing  mario  smut.  ”

“  pegging  with  knives  !  ”

“  so  the  lion  fell  in  love  with  the  limb.  ”

“  i  don’t  want  mouldy  cock.  ”

“  i  can’t  believe  [ name ]  caught  us  in  the  act.  ”

“  i’d  sin  for  you.  ”

“  lighting  mcqueen  revs  my  gears..”

“  [ name ]  puts  the  cream  in  scream.  ”

“  suck  on  my  tears  baby.  ”

“  yeah  naturally  i’m  straight  for  adam  driver  and  his  toe  sucking.  ”

“  i  just  thought  it  was  funny  to  make  rat  dong  jokes.  ”

“  i’ll  lob  your  ham.  ”

“  you’re  the  fakest  lesbian.  ”

“  i’ve  had  better  dick.  ”

“  because  you’re  tasty.  ”

“  wow  what  a  hot  kneecap.  ”

“  i  too  love  huffing.  ”

“  i  would  like  you’re  opinion  on  my  hot  dog,  please.  ”

“  a  little  hard  to  ignore  when  you’re  airing  it  out  in  public.  ”

“  happy  ding  dong.  ”

“  get  your  elf  kink  out  of  here.  ”

“  get  that  green  goo  off  me.  ”

“  does  you  hand  eat  ?  ”

“  i  can’t  yak  this  [ name ]  !  ”

“  he  looks  like  he's  look  to  break  into  the  porn  industry.  ”

“  don’t  pretend  you  don’t  love  a  gentle  oinking.  ”

“  i’m  actually  dad.  ”

“  clouds  are  gay  pirates.  ”

“  there’s  something  about  you  lately  making  me  want  to  put  my  feet  in  your  mouth.  ”

“  are  we  ready,  emoji  fuckers  ?  ”

“  i  will  be  making  my  own  lore  up  about  god  and  jesus  !  ”

“  the  jello  had  a  great  time.  ”

“  go  low  for  me  baby.  ”

“  what  that  tongue  do  ?  ”

“  help  i  thought  that  skull  was  a  soccer  ball ...  ”

[mexicanyamcha]

Genuine question for artists or writers

Is it normal to often tear up at your own created character lore?

Spoilers for lmk season 4 or just lmk in general

Like for instance, I'm currently working on making lore for an oc. Basically they're an immortal celestial being, they join a group of travelers that are heading towards a non specific direction the west.

While on this journey the oc subtly find interest in one of the travelers, they realize that they're immortal and they're love interest is mortal…so the oc keeps her feelings hidden.

This goes on for a while, oc tries they're best to brush off her growing feelings…soon she's filled with unfiltered rage, oc feels hopelessness and basically empty at the fact that they'll never be able to confess.

These feelings grow until oc has had enough of it, oc uses different methods to take they're mind off they're love interest like painting, dance, water bending (did I mention that oc can basically control water to they're will)

Finally after a what felt like years not really oc has come to her senses and embraces her feelings…

Only for the love interest to basically die in oc's arms :P

Oc kept love interests tears in a locket cuz…

*holds Frozen 2 script in hand while squinting*

Water has memory or some Disney shiz like that

Years n' years n' centuries later blah blah balh yak yak yak

Love interest is reincarnated, but has no memory of his past life until season 4.

Oc watches the love interest with sorrow and hopelessness, knowing that they'll never be able to confess.

To conceal these feelings once more, oc uses the years in her locket and creates a water figure replica of love interest from when they were traveling together kind of like the ink versions lmk characters but with water instead of ink.

Oc dances every full moon with the water replica of the love interest, hoping that it'll cure her longing sorrow and hopelessness.

Kinda based the lore off the song 'Let You Break My Heart Again' by laufey

Man this lore got me like

[loominggaia]

The everyday life of a folkvarian family man

You are an average Folkvaran family man. You wake up before sunrise and see your breath in the air. Horrified, you realize that you slept in for way too long. So, you jump out of bed and scramble to throw more wood in the fireplace before the fire goes out. Whew! Crisis averted. Now your children will not freeze to death or fall sick with plague.

This kingdom is too damn cold to rest!

Speaking of your children, you wake them up and help them get ready for school. There is "only" 6ft of snow outside, so off they go to the bus stop, where they board a covered wagon drawn by yaks. Normally they walk to school, but not in these temperatures.

It's -40f, so you don many layers of your thickest snow gear and head to work at the wood mill. You spend the next 10 hours cutting planks, and then you return home, cold and exhausted with lungs full of wood dust. Your chronic cough is getting worse and you suspect you might have lung disease, but you know your kingdom has signed the Nymph Pact, and so its primitive medical science can do little for you. You sip herbal tea and hope for the best.

One of your kids caught a rabbit on the way home from school. You cook it and eat together as a family. You burn a little piece of the meat to send it up to the stars, because you are a proud Sylvanist.

Right after you put the kids to bed, there is a knock on the door. You see a Folkvaran military officer, who solemnly informs you that your wife died honorably defending her kingdom from the Evangelite menace. Your stomach twists, but you show no emotion. You shed only a single tear, because it isn't proper for Folkvaran men to cry. You must stay strong for your children. They will need you now more than ever.

Your wife was once an Evangelite slave, who escaped her shackles and fled to Folkvar Kingdom to be free. But in order to gain citizenship, she had to either marry a soldier or become one herself for at least 5 years. You offered to quit your job at the mill and take up the sword so she wouldn't have to, but she insisted that she be the one to fight. She wasn't just fighting for Folkvar, she said...she was fighting for herself and everyone in Evangeline's shackles. She had bravely died for what she believed in, and though your heart swells with pride, it also breaks with grief, for she was just a few months shy of earning her citizenship. All your future plans have come crashing down.

You break the news to the children the next day. The little ones cry, but like you, your oldest son refuses to shed tears in front of others. He instead channels his grief into courage, grabs one of his mother's swords, and tells you he will slay a thousand Evangelites in her honor.

You know you cannot stop him, and you don't wish to. Years later he signs up for the military, and you watch him march away towards the setting sun. You cough into your hand. There is blood on your glove.

This kingdom is too damn cold to rest.

*

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[contractbound]

a few chen/yu vale thoughts regarding my initial impressions, and things i uncovered while exploring more deeply.

i won't be talking about the world quest series in this post. my thoughts on that can be found here.

924 words

my initial impression was a knee-jerk, strong sense of recognition. i didn't (and still don't) want to come to any strong conclusions, but it felt much like coming back to a place i hadn't been to in a long time — one that was important to me in some way. obviously, i would have come here at some point in my canon, so a feeling of returning or of recognition would be only natural. it wouldn't be outlandish to assume i could've had a few important or otherwise memorable moments here, either. and of course, li/yue as a whole means much to me, so it's no surprise that any location within li/yue would feel important. even so, i couldn't help but wonder if my sense of connection exists for reasons more specific than that.

while exploring more thoroughly, i couldn't shake the feeling off. it grew into an ache that i suppose could be described as nostalgia. i can think of a few specific things that stood out to me the most.

one such thing was yao/die valley. i had to stop and really observe when i noticed the area was full of glowing blue-white butterflies. it also took me aback to see they sprung up from the ground wherever you walked. i couldn't help but think of the glowing blue-white butterflies that accompany me (particularly when i use my abilities). it felt like seeing familiar, old friends. i have more to say, but it's related to the world quests, so i'll save that for later. in the end, i do not expect to be related to these butterflies, but regardless i hope to learn more about them. i don't really expect to, since gen/shin is not one to dwell too much on ultra-minute, tangential details. it has a broader story to tell, after all. still, i'm open to my expectations being proven wrong.

another discovery that stood out to me was the cave northeast of yao/die valley, where cala/mity queller stood abandoned. since it's a usable weapon in-game, i was curious about the state of it lore-wise, and whether or not it was still within that "deserted, water-eroded cave" (seems the answer is yes). since i prioritized reaching waypoints and gathering materials for cloud re/tainer over completing any quests, i happened upon the cave it was left in by complete accident. i recognized the weapon immediately, even from a distance.

i wonder who etched the wind-worn inscription. whoever it was, they were the previous wielder's comrade, and they both had the intentions to "suppress catastrophe" and "purge demons". with regards to the weapon's past wielders... all i know is, judging by the part where it recounts the weapon's involvement in the chasm's cataclysm, cala/mity queller's description points to the weapon having once belonged to fu/she. at the very least, it's explicitly stated a yak/sha once wielded it.

but, with an unclear timeline of its past owners, it's impossible to tell definitively whether or not it was within his possession when it witnessed this "clash between intimate friends" — if it was ever in his possession at all. gen/shin's descriptions often love to give important information without explicitly dropping names.

going with the idea that he was the yak/sha who wielded it, if it was within his possession at the time, i can't think of a possibility other than it having "witnessed" the fight between fa/nan and mi/nu. that would mean there's a non-zero chance that i etched that message in the rock, but i doubt that's the case. the description doesn't make it sound like the "yak/sha who wielded it" is the same individual as the one who "borrowed it from someone" and witnessed the fight between these friends. they weapon's wielder and inscription's author may have been other individuals with interests similar to mine and fu/she's. still, the uncertainty has been gnawing at me.

if fu/she is the "previous wielder" referred to in the inscription, that would mean there's a concrete connection between myself and chen/yu vale, as well as another reference to the other yak/shas on the map. since 2.7, i've spent a lot of time scouring every corner of li/yue for any possible reference to them i could find, which obviously i'd always come back from nearly empty-handed. something to come back to, that they left behind, was one of the things i was hoping for while anticipating chen/yu vale's release. still, i'll refrain from making any definitive assumptions, and give myself time to think about it, as well as give the source time to release more information for me to consider. the curse of having an incomplete source, i suppose.

anyway, my overall suspicions... i have nothing decisive, but the scenery does make me wonder if this is where i first came into existence. how i came to be is still a mystery to me at this time, and my working theory is vague, but i always had a picture of greener, lusher scenery during that time, which fits the sights of chen/yu vale. i have more thoughts on this matter, but again, it's related to the questline, so i'll save it for later.

my only plan of action for now is to keep exploring and wait for more to be elaborated on, as well as formulate my own thoughts. after all, the source can only do so much for me, and my canon will inevitably diverge in places. over time, as i get proven right and wrong about these thoughts and more, i at least hope it feels worthwhile.

[bright-and-burning]

Logan ships yaks and yums. Go:

as possibly the final boss of multishipping i am going to absolutely struggle to yak anything . thoughts under the cut

some definite yums:

logan/alex . duh. their whole vibe is so *clenches fist* @crozierahegao ‘s fics also just like . WHEW. like i already liked them as a ship but then bam i was blown out of the water

logan/oscar. i am a huge sucker for a like childhood friends to lovers narrative . HUGE sucker. and the fridge photo will never not kill me. the whole like. we both moved to a whole other continent practically alone… idk! also the like contrast of them! compels me

logan/max fewtrell. an underdog but i’m putting money on it anyways kind of vibe. there’s some Fascinating lore there (and in general the like . oscar to logan to max to lando and all the spaghetti connectedness in between has me deeply intrigued)

logan/james vowles. i mean. yeah. yeah…. similarly. logan/jenson. and uh in that vein. shoutout to @antimonyandthyme ‘s 2dilfs1american tag. aksjsksj

OH. also logan/liam (That Video. You Know The One). also apex predator had my head absolutely swimming with logan/liam/oscar for a looooong looooong time.

logan/george… there is some lore to be uncovered… an untapped mine….

logan/george/alex!!! eiffel tower aint just a place in paris etc etc

logan/benny… did not dig very deep into this before the trainer breakup so rip in pieces forever in our hearts etc but a vibe i still very much so want to catch up on fic of (one rather lengthy fic in particular whose name is escaping me rn but that i keep putting off bc adhd 😭)

logan/kyle kirkwood!! i do not know nearly enough abt this (well really abt kyle. except the key lime pie thing?) but i DO know i like it

i feel like i am running out of names honestly… if i watch a bunch of old f2/f3 vids i would place money on me adding to this list but i have not (yet!) so i don’t have opinions (yak or yum)

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last line tag game

rules: make a new post and post the latest line in your wip & tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like)

tagged by: @carry-the-sky my beloved 🤩

currently in the midst of restructuring the beginning of book 2, so enjoy another sample from how to survive a teen sex comedy:

And the real kicker, cherry on top, pièce de résistance, if you will, is that she skipped the homecoming pep rally bonfire freshman year in favor of a Twilight Zone marathon—a scandal that’s lived on, etched deep into the marrow of high school lore, grounds for dismissal from the cheer squad but Trixie was a flier they couldn’t afford to lose and so she stayed, much to the chagrin of her more socially conscious sisters-in-pleats, and Trixie never batted a waterproof-mascara’d eyelash about it.  ��What did I even miss? Let me guess, Jeff thought he could shotgun a beer and then he yakked it all over Coach Cindy after he tried hitting on her? Pass. I like The Twilight Zone,” Trixie was overheard saying, unaffected shrug and all, to her captain, and Riot—who happened to be one of the people who overheard her in real time, thank you, denizens of fate—immediately fell ass-over-tits in love, never to recover, and that’s all she wrote. It’s like he said—never stood a chance.

tagging: @agentmmayy @redbelles @152glasslippers @woodswit @hangon-silvergirl @kitten1618x …literally whoever wants to, tag me so i can see what y’all are working on! 💖

(i know i did one of these recently, so no pressure if you’re like “maj u can fuck right off” bc gents and ladies and theydies i certainly will)