#yeah of course

[councilestatebarbie]

[itswisp]

Ofc Ritari crits that ...

[disqualifiedasahuman]

Bloop :>

YAY

btw for no reason at all... erm... do you know where Chuuya puts his house keys?

(PLEASE DO NOT FALL AND DIE D:, ILL BE VERY SAD, and also, you oki?)

No, or I wouldn't have to pick the lock every time.

[nomx33]

hold on ...."rewards"

since when did ICE sparkling water give us rewards

is this because it's starburst????

I get a reward????????

I want a reward

[foulpeanuthideout]

If things work out for us do u thing you will be able to keep this relationship going by not sleeping around??

Yeah of course

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

tfw you've been studying STEM for four years and you're sitting in a specialized lecture on different renewable energy technologies but you dissociate for a second and suddenly the fundamental theorem of calculus makes complete intuitive sense to you for the first time ever

[glimblshanks]

Kirk and Spock were at the Seneca Falls Convention

[alexi-01]

fyi i’ve never been someone to accept a shit performance from a driver i support especially when they’re both too good to have performances like that 👍🏻

[dawnlotus1]

@skittlespizza

[gonyadaldysgenesis]

a bit of an emotional rollercoaster finding out you actually dont just have ovaries or testes. you actually dont just have XX or XY chromosomes. and by the way your gonads are malignant and can kill you

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[cradle-of-darkness]

eclipse is my favorite, surprising to absolutely no one

go watch I don't want to be a magical girl 🔫

[cosmicsproutcake]

okay but owning a computer is privileged

Oh yeah, I was really feeling the privilege when like 5-6 separate family members (not including myself) had to pool funds together to get me the lowest end gaming desktop that I could still test most games on possible, so I'd be able to make a living and not wind up homeless.

Yeah, we're just fucking rolling in cash, right? I own a 4-year-old, 900$ desktop, that is necessary for me to do my job, which I can't afford to replace even though it's rapidly breaking down, ergo I must be just swimming in financial privilege!

[my-wildflwr]

apparently it’s harry’s birthday. okay. and? you expect me to believe he’s 30? sure

[stilitrash]

BRO I rewatched ALL adventure time as an adult and Ice king SURE says some... interesting stuff huh

[theabigailthorn]

filming a big thing this summer, met with the stunt team yesterday to learn about my fight sequences, now i'm cackling, i'm giggling, this is going to be the coolest shit ever, it's exactly the kind of acting gig I've wanted for years let's goooooooooo