#yikes Viv...

[cloudysfluffs]

REALLY considered not posting this one.......might delete later

ns//fw and/or ki//nk blogs please dni!!!

[ectochoir]

I swear I can have the highest opinion of someone, but the instant they feed into discourse or have one (1) bad opinion about something I like, I will cut them the FUCK out. I’m so tired, dude.

[2knightt]

Do you think u could write abt the gang being (separately) absolutely obsessed with the reader. Like they adore everything she does, they can’t get enough of her. To the point where the rest of the gang starts releasing them abt it, meanwhile reader is like completely oblivious lol

୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ heaven and hell were words to me.⋄ 𓍯

…IN WHICH! the greasers are totally obsessed!

tags/warnings: no confessions—just the gang having a crush, gang being literally whipped, them being a little odd, kinda toxic!johnny LFMAO, nothing else to my knowledge

ೃauthor notes⁀➷ i’m just working…working hard so i can please you.(shout out to ema/corvyes/loml for that ref.) but if i get a req asking me for like the gng confessing to you—i will do it. trust.

Dallas Winston

WHEN HE’S DRUNK, YOU’RE ALLLL HE TALKS ABOUT LMFAOOOO

“i’m tellin’ you—there ain’t a girl like her.”

dallas would repeat after what felt like this 5th drink of the night. buck is sick of him, two-bit regrets dragging him along, and dallas just wants to tell them how good you looked today.

when he sees you walking home, to school, or to work he WILL tag along. HE DOESN’T GAF IF YOU TELL HIM TO TAKE A HIKE!

actually, he kinda does. you’re like the only person he listens to.

LMFAOOO THE GANG THREATENS TO CALL YOU OVER WHENEVER DALLAS IS DOING SMTH STUPID

like whenever you threaten a kid ur gna tell santa.

“dallas, i’m gonna tell y/n what you did last week.”

“??if you do, i’ll beat your head in, soda.”

“YIKES..i’m gonna have to tell her that too…”

“…don’t, she’d be so mad at me😔😒.”

THE GANG TEASES DALLAS THE WORST(besides ponyboy) ABOUT YOU LFNAOAOAOAO

like they’re shoving him toward you, nudging him at even the slightest mention of you, giggling as they tell him they seen you today.

“look, it’s your girlfriend.”

“steve, shut up! she ain’t deaf!”

—

“GO SEE HER!”

“OW—i mean—hi, y/n.”

“did you…trip? or did you mean to bump into me?”

“yeah, sorry or whatever. some IDIOT back there pushed me.”

—

“guess who i saw..🥰🥰”

“who?”

“your wife…”

“can you NOT.”

despite all that, you somehow, still don’t know how he feels about you. how? we’ll never know. it’s beyond the human mind.

his friends try and hint at you that the big, bad greaser has a school girl crush on you. do you get what they’re trying to say? no. but that’s okay, you’re just a girl.

lowkey pisses dallas off but that’s okay cuz he prefers admiring from afar. DOES HOWEVER ASK YOU TO HANG OUT AND CONSIDERS THEM A DATE IN HIS HEAD TO KEEP HIM SANE LFMAO

“you wanna go see this drag race tomorrow?”

“sure! i don’t have work then. uhm, pick me up at my place!”

“alright, cool.”

‘yeah..,it’s date🥱😍’ — dallas’ brain.

Johnny Cade

‘johnny, if you even fucking stutter when you talk to her today—you’re gonna have to drink pickle juice.’

“oh, hi. i didn’t see you there, johnny. ‘m sorry.”

“o-oh—it’s alright.”

‘well, shit.”

he thinks he looks like such a fucking loser when he talks to you omfg😭😭

the gang tries to tell him he might have a shot but he thinks they’re just telling him that because he’s their friend. :(

HEAVILY admires from afar. like seriously he’s a fucking stalker

WAIT LMFOAOO HE’D BE THE TYPE OF GUY TO ACCIDENTALLY STALK YOU LIKE HE’D FOLLOW YOU PLACES FROM AFAR LMFAOAOAOOAOA

what a little freak

anyways

he accidentally lets things slip to let you know he’s better than any other guy trying to go after you. like if you had a shitty ex—he’s preaching that he’d ‘never treat you like that, he can’t imagine that a guy with a brain ever would.’

johnny does everything to keep your attention on HIM and nobody else when your friends try and talk to you when you two are out together. like you could be having a conversation with him and he’d be just pouting in the background with his arms crossed.

“y/n, look. they got that shirt you was talkin’ ‘bout. let’s go check it out. c’mon.” “oh—alright! bye, viv!😊” “yeah, bye viv.😒”

side eyes the gang whenever they bring you up in conversation

“johnny and y/n sittin’ in a tree—“

“😒🤨”

“alright.”

he tries to subtly hint that he really likes you and that you’re his type but it’s not subtle at ALL.

“y’know, if i were to have a girlfriend, i’d wish she was like you.”

—

“my type? uhm, it’d probably be someone-“ and he goes on to describe you.

Ponyboy Curtis

‘holy fuck that’s literally y/n walking towards me??!! does she know i’m here—does she even know me-wow she looks good in red. i mean—SHE’S WAVING OH MY GOD.’

HE IS SUCH A WRECK I CANTTT

ponyboy is the type to stare off into space in your direction and dream about how well he’d treat you if he was your man!!

yk how bitches be like ‘my man, my man!’ whenever they talk about their crush?? he’s all ‘my girl, my girl!’ WUAGRMRNEE

the gang was so confused on why he was so eager to go to school all of a sudden?? and why he cares about his appearance just slightly more than usual?? …is that soda’s shirt he’s wearing?-

two-bit was the first one to realize what was happening when he seen ponyboy and you talk in the halls. that wasn’t the giveaway, though.

it was the way he stared at you like you were the only girl alive and everyone else was just gone. two-bit was almost moved to tears to see ponyboy all grown😞😞!!!

“is tha’ your girlfriend? that why you couldn’t wait ‘til monday?”

“shut up!”

“ouuu, wait until the gang hears ‘bout this!”

“YOU AIN’T TELLIN’ ‘EM NOTHIN’!”

ever since — it has been hell on earth for ponyboy. dallas brings you up every time ponyboy gets smart, johnny giggles at every kissing scene at a movie nudges him, soda and darry had to give him ‘the talk,’ (soda just made it worse by making snide remarks.) and steve never stopped poking fun at him.

two-bit tried to get you to spill the beans on how you felt about him, but all you’d do was huff and ignore him. FINE THEN😒!—is what he always thought.

soda, johnny and two-bit all let ponyboy rant about you.

“LIKE, BRO. my girl, my girl! she’s so cute and smart. LIKE SHE’S TOTALLY MY DREAM.”

—

“that’s so cute ☹️” - soda

“SHE WANTS YOU SOO BAD” - two-bit

“just go tell her, man.” - johnny

does everything to impress you stoppp 😭😭!! pony is trying harder in school, using less hair grease, wearing darry’s cheap cologne when he’s not looking, etc.

HE’S SO SILLY I LOVE HIM!!!

Sodapop Curtis

delusional king!!! yes soda, let the voices in your head tell you that she wants you so bad!!🫶🫶

swear to goddd he thinks y’all are meant to be. you tipped him when he was working at the cash register and he was sooo in love

sorry in my head he’s a hopeless romantic

cause a) you were gorgeous, b) kind enough to tip him, and c) most likely rich💯💯

when he seen you at random places with your friends—soda would get so excited LMFAOOO

STOP HE’D HOUND PONY FOR YOUR NAME

“bro they probably go to your school—just lemme look at your yearbook!”

“no??? you weirdo???”

“please??!! i’ll do the dishes or something!”

“….get me a pack of cigarettes and i’ll tell you.”

“OKAY🥰🥰”

stole them but pony never said how to get them so who gaf!!!

SODA WOULD TOTALLY WRITE YOUR FIRST INITAL + HIS LMFAOOAOAOAOAA

or he’d see who’s last name went best with curtis or your last name!!!1!1!1

he’s crazy insane over you did i say that already

whenever you come by the dx—he’d give you shit for free while you insist to pay.

“jus’ take it.”

“i can’t—i’d feel terrible.”

“it’s alright, no one has to know. right?”

he’d flash his million dollar smile, pushing your coke and chips close to you, inciting you to just take the food.

WAJENEDKD he wants u so bad it’s. so terrible.

steve hates his rambles

“YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE WAY ME AND HER WAS TALKING—SHE’S SO INTO MEEEE”

“yeah, she wants you!!! shut up now!!”

Darry Curtis

nobody knows. it’s like a top secret only darry knows. the gang has their suspicions but they can never really know why darry is suddenly so adamant on going to go get him, soda, and pony’s hair done at the salon.

they alllll can see that he only really talks to you—but at the same time he does that weird ass dad stance where they stand with their arms crossed and legs far apart LMFAOOOOO

darry thinks you’re like…model fine btw.!!!!!

BROOO WHEN YOU LIKE UNCONSCIOUSLY MASSAGE HIS HEAD WHEN YOURE CUTTING IT—HE’S SOO READY TO JUST ASK YOU OUT

darry doesn’t know what it is but goddamn!! you have him in a spell!!

“c’mon—we gotta go to the salon again.”

“….we just went?”

“TWO WEEKS AGO. it’s about time we go AGAIN.”

does in fact work a little extra just so he can see you. he’s that much of a loverboy i fear.

HE DOES ACTUALLY NOT WAIT TO ASK YOU OUT

like, among all the gang, he’s the only one mature enough to actually flirt with you properly & to ask if you’re single.

darry’s fucking down like that.

AWWHHH HE TOTALLY BUYS YOU FLOWERS AS A ‘THANK YOU’ GIFT LOL

flexs his strength around you to prove he’s worthy !!! DARRY LOVEEESSS SHOWING OFF WHEN YOU’RE LOOKING

megara + hercules methink…..

you two probably started hanging out as ‘friends.’ …yeah right!!!!

he’s driving you around as you be his pretty little passenger princess, he’s offering to buy you things when you two are out, etc, etc.

darry might not know how to show that he likes you, but trust me, the second that you look a little too far into his actions—it gets obvious.

like maybe too obvious idk.

Steve Randle

HELLLOOOO??? HE IS TOTALLY SHOWING OFF HIS GYMNASTICS MOVES AROUND YOU

“bro, bro! (yes he’d call you bro. idgaf.) watch what i can do!!😊😊” “wowwww, steve that’s so cool.”

geeks out near you. when you aren’t around the average person would see him and go ‘jesus christ, he literally might beat my ass.’ but when you’re around, they might think, ‘why is that scary looking guy talking about cars and comic books rn??’

you bring out the nerd in him in the best way possible🫶😊 BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE LIKE LIKES YOUUUUUUU

and it’s so obvious to the gang bc wdym steve told you all about DC comics while all they got was a ‘yeah, it’s alright.’ …hm…..

soda NEVER shuts the fuck up and him and his little girlfriend. NEVERRREE

“why’re you so pouty today? y/n ain’t say hi?”

“bro, shut up!”

steals for you and gives them to you all proud like he paid for it LMFAO

tries to be sooo cool around you but the second you bring up the latest batman comic he’s all “OMGOMGOMGOMG IT WAS SOO GOOD!! DID YOU SEE THE-“ he’s a loser what can i say.

dallas totally flirts with you in front of steve just to piss him off LOLLL like when he sees dallas twirling your hair around his finger steve is just all “???🤨🤨😡😡”

and then becomes your knight in shining armour and swoops you away as he glares daggers at dally!!!!<3

Two-bit Mathews

he becomes the funniest man on the planet i’m not joking

he says jokes that anybody and everybody will laugh at. just because he wants to see you laugh at what he says for his delusions

two-bit thinks like ‘she laugh=she likes me’

he’s not the brightest but it’s okay

HE MAKES IT SOOO KNOWN THAT HE LIKES YOU LFMAOOOOOO

“you’re lookin’ pretty? who’s the fella?” / “gee, i didn’t believe when they said they seen an angel walkin’ around until now.” / “well, now you owe me dinner.”

shit like that

two thinks he’s soooo smooth…smh.

DALLAS AND PONYBOY SO BADLY WANTS HIM SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY ABOUT YOU LMFAOOO

they keep on telling him just to confess already but then two gets all giggly and shy and goes “omg guys noooo🤭🤭🤭🫣🫣”

just coincidentally runs into you everywhere you go!!! (literally has eyes everywhere. he’s weird. he’s odd.)

follows you around like a lost puppy and lowkey kinda gossips. idk.

[orionhelluvaranting]

And remember, kids, you should prioritize wisely!

Alright. I had some kind of tolerance toward these two before. Hell, I had been liked Ozzie even! Unfortunately, after "Mastermind" has released I can't stand them (or the way they're written, to be more specific) anymore! 💢

Bee and Ozzie both are supposed to be that nice and well-meaning individuals who actually care about the commoners unlike the other (bad) capitalists. In fact, they're just two bratty kids who'd rather bully some loser than do philanthropy. But Viv with the standom are so desperate to prove us otherwise. And that's so annoying!

Evidently Bee is a party gal. She's chill 'n cool. But most importantly, despite of being a royal she doesn't give a damn about stupid rules. She considers hellhounds as her equals and throws a parties for them. She cares about her people very much! And of course - OF COURSE! - she'd like to help Loona and co. but... Sigh! Her paws are tied! Besides, there are more important things to do. Like putting Mammon in his place. When else could you find perfect time for this if not at the court, right? Plus, Bee supports slave trade. Just saying.

And Ozzie... Uuuggh, please don't even get me started on him! The topic deserves a separate post because it's large and I don't mean to go deep into this right now. Instead, I'm going to rant about how Bee and Ozz stand up for Blitzø vs how they attack Mammon. So we could figure their true top priority out.

<<< Tw: acephobia and occasional sarcasm under the cut >>>

How they defend Blitzø:

Say "this lil imp guy isn't bad, let him speak up" (they immediately forget about this the moment Mammon interrupts them)

Rise a hand to vote for hearing out the testimonies (and there's nothing special since M&M and Loona did the same)

Bee gives four middle fingers to the crowd of pompous nobles... Wow. That was so edgy cringy!

Geez, what a great performance! So brave,so rebellious, so selfless! These guys are the bloody legends for real! The true defenders for all the oppressed souls. I think they dropped this 👑

Cough, cough! Excuse me, seems like I had a sarcastic attack. Cough, cough!

Okay, where was I? Oh, right! As you can observe the whole defense from Bee and Ozzie seems pretty weak. It's a bare minimum. You disagree? Then let's see...

How they attack Mammon:

Ozzie yells and threatens him with a literal fireball ​immediately

"Nobody wants to fuck you!" Yikes, that was EXTREMELY acephobic* from your side, Bee...

Bee throws a dick-shaped popsicle at Mammon (fail)

"Why won't you keep fucking yourself?" Woah, another corny insult! Bee, could you please stop acting like a cringy acephobic bitch?

Bee throws a dick-shaped popsicle at Mammon again (success)

There are a lot more passion and persistence, ain't it? And what has Mammon done to cause that kind of reaction? Well, he interrupted Ozzie's speech like this:

"Shut up, you two! We all know you enjoy slumming it with the low class plebs. Unlike the rest of us..."

And excuse me, but, uh... Where's the lie? Bee and Ozz both are banging with the lowest of the lowest. That's true. Their reaction seems kinda "You ask me for facing the truth, but you do it without respect" in that instance. Like??? Are they embarrassed by being called out? Or do they've got offended because Mammon marked their lovers as "the low class plebs"? 🤨

Well, sweeties, I have a bad news for you! There's the class system in your society. That system implies division into classes - low and high. Hence your baes belong to the low one. And they won't stop to belong to it even if you pulled them out of that environment. You can't "fix" them like that. Because the moment you've got bored with them they'll be left with nothing. As far as the system is still alive. The system in whose existence you - Bee and Ozz - are involved as deeply as Mammon. And his words about the "plebs" isn't just his individual opinion. It's the whole upper crust's point of view. So maybe you should try beating up the system? What's the use of your hassle with Mammon? You don't even reproach him for bigotry - that would be valid - but for being unfuckable. This whole situation seems not like fight for justice but like expression of your personal aversion. If so, then why the hell are you getting distracted from the court where the fate of one commoner is decided?

Oh! By the way Bee and Ozz doing it right in front of Satan. You know, that horrible and tough dictator who would shut anyone up the second they dare disobey him. Defend Blitz? Woooah, nooo, no way! Satan is a big meanie, he won't allow this! Bicker with Mammon like there's no tomorrow? Ha, easy-peasy! Satan won't mind. And surprisingly he actually doesn't! Instead, he just... suggests to take the vote + facepalms a bit later. Is this some kind of punishment for inappropriate behavior or is Satan simply fine with the whole nonsense he's surrounded by? I mean, Satan has brought Sins together for this event and now these idiots are sitting behind him and not paying attention (Bel's literally sleeping!). Can't this be seen as disrespectful? No?! Apparently Satan could get mad only if Ozzie speaks the truth out, right? Great 😒

Anyway, let's get back to Bee and Ozz. They were doing that childish nonsense... and what have they achieved? Well, they've managed to make Mammon suck a d. Wow, the true heroes we deserve! Now all the imps and hellhounds rotting in poverty and slavery could breathe easily. Bravo!

And look how frigging cheerful these mfs are! May I remind you they're doing this right after the Goetias have voted for Blitzø's execution and now...

HE'S ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE!!!

What were they even thinking about at that exact moment?!

"We've failed to help this imp and now he's gonna die??? Awww, nooo, poor thing... Anyway! Let's push a dick into the greedy pig's throat! Yeah, we're so cool and edgy. Besties goals!"

And then we're supposed to hate Mammon because he doesn't care about the trial and messes around. But when Bee and Ozz do the exact same thing we should root for them? Really!?!!?

My honest reaction for all this crap:

Conclusion: The narrative (and Viv) wants us to regard Bee and Ozz as the good capitalists, although they put in almost no effort. They do the bare minimum and the standom is justifying them by lack of power and "Satan is the law". However, the lack of power and "Satan is the law" don't stop them from bickering with Mammon in the middle of the trial.

Thus Bee and Ozz prefer to get distracted by stupid childish nonsense without any significant value (and they do this enthusiastically) instead of helping Blitzø and his team. They don't try to noticeably change the status quo on a daily basis as well, even support it (Bee's slave trade). Still, they're admired by the whole fandom as if they're victims of circumstance who are simply deprived of the opportunity to do anything. And this hypocritical rhetoric is pissing me off so much.

*No, I won't take the arguments "But Mammon is closeted! Bee didn't know he's ace! She would never say that if she knew!" Yeah, she didn't know, alright... But guess who did know about Mammon being the ONLY grown-up asexual character in the whole show? Vivziepop! Oh, also SHE wrote this episode. So she was the one who has approved the idea of a "positive" and beloved character mocking an asexual for not getting laid. Therefore the fact Bee PROBABLY didn't know doesn't really make this better for me.

[scribblesofagoonerr]

mission: chaos fc | chaos fc

summary: just two best friends being pests together, and enlisting the help of the young guns to help them out

pairings: kim little x monkey!reader, kyra cooney cross x monkey!reader

chaos fc masterlist

“Yoo-hoo,” You called out as you opened the door to Kyra’s hotel room and walked in, proceeding to plonk yourself down on her bed as you ended up hearing the tail-end of phone call conversation/lecture with Viv.

Ultimately, you know you should try and stay out of trouble. After all, that’s what you promised Leah, and you really should keep your promise.

However, you’re a known troublemaker, and well, wherever you go, trouble tends to follow.

So, it’s only a matter of time now.

You let out a low whistle, “Yikes, Vivi sounds mad with you,” You couldn’t help but joke, moving back to relax on your best friend’s bed with your arms propped up by a pillow, “So, come on then, how bad was it?” You questioned out of curiosity.

“She lectured me for what felt like forever,” Kyra huffed in protest, and slumped back further on her bed, “It’s bad enough I already had an earful from Steph and Caitlin as well.”

You winced, feeling a bit bad for her having to deal with that, “Well, if it makes you feel any better than I had to deal with a right telling off from my mum, and you know how scary she can be sometimes,” You mumbled, shuddering slightly, “An’ get this! She’s even threatened to ban me from eating sweets for a month if she finds out I’ve gotten into any more trouble while we’re here, oh, and there was also talk about a leash as well…”

“Right, so no more pranks then?” Kyra replied, slumping her shoulders down in realisation.

“Well, Auntie Kimmy is definitely gonna be keepin’ a closer eye on us now,” You mumbled, knowing more than anything that Kim will have a watchful eye on you both.

“Yeah,” Kyra nodded in agreement, “And Steph and Caitlin as well, probably.”

“So, we’re a bit stuck…” You trailed off from your thoughts as an idea popped into your head, and you bolted upright, “I’ve got an idea! We can come up with code names! That way, right, we can lay low, cause trouble and none of the girls will ‘ave a single clue what we’re on about!”

You personally thought that your idea was a great idea, and you know full well it’ll help in your cause to stay chaotic.

“Monkey, that’s genius!” Kyra exclaimed, impressed with your ability to think quickly about it.

“See? I can be more than just a pretty face, I can sometimes be smart too,” You joked, pretending to flick your hair back, “Right, so er, I’ll be known as Eagle 1 and you will be known as… Eagle 2,” You declared.

“Eagle?” Kyra furrowed her eyebrows, confused by where you’d gotten that idea from.

“Uh huh,” You nodded in agreement, “Kimmy will be Tiny, cos’ it’s well, self-explanatory and all,”  You told her.

Kyra snickered at you making fun of Kim’s height, “Okay, so what about Steph and Caitlin? They need code names, too.”

You pondered your thoughts for a few seconds, “Got it! Caitlin will be known as Veggie, cos’ of Vegemite, and Steph will be known as… Floof,” You began to reel of the different names, “Oh, and Lessi can be known as uh, oh yeah, butterfingers!”

“Because of how clumsy she can be?” Kyra smirked at your imaginative nickname for the blonde striker, “Alright, what about Katie?”

“Ooo yeah, um, Auntie Katie can be… Leprechaun!” You thought of the name and grinned, “Cos’ they’re like little shits–I mean, not like we are, but she’s Irish so it fits a lot better!” You exlplained your thought to your best friend, “Emily will be known as… Fox, like the animal.”

“Simple but effective,” Kyra remarked, keeping track of the different code names you were coming up with, “What about Cloe and Frida?”

You tapped your finger against your cheek, “Hm, Laces and… Magnum,” You said the first thought that came to mind, “Cloe’s last name is somewhat hard to pronounce, and Magnum is close to Manuum,” You declared, finding the situation amusing to no end, “Oo! Oo! Teyah can be prodigy, because you know, that’s what Auntie Katie keeps referring to her as that and Katherine will be, umm, something like… Kool-Aid, like the drink!”

“Kool-aid?” Kyra repeated, smirking in amusement as you just confirmed your idea with a subtle nod of the head, “Oh, and what about Vic?”

“Pancake,” You answered without a single thought, “Cos’ she’s Dutch, and there’s thing called Dutch Pancakes—God, I really want one of them right now!” You stared into space, thinking about them and all you want is one right now.

“Monkey, focus,” Kyra snapped her finger in front of your face, trying to get your attention.

“Huh–” You jolted and shook your head suddenly, “What… What’re we talkin’ ‘bout again?” You asked, getting lost in your thoughts about desert already.

“Code names,” Kyra reminded you, half amused as she smirked, “We still need to figure out the ones for the rest of them. What about Sarah and Jonas?”

“Sarah will be baguette, cos’ she’s french… and Jonas will Thanos,” You were very adamant about the latter, “Cos’ he’s a stupid villain,” You definitely hadn’t taken the news of Viv’s departure from the club exactly too well, and you would low-key like to fight him at some point.

Kyra winced slightly, “Still mad about it, huh?” She asked, remembering your exact reaction when you found out that Viv was leaving, and well, it wasn’t great.

“I don’t want to talk about it, it still hurts,” Alongside Katie being the head of the Vivianne Miedema fan club, you were a close second, and you were beyond devastated when the played in red and white for the last time.

“Pst, pst, Kyra,” You whispered, leaning over your seat to not so gently nudge the girl to get her attention without being caught out by Kim or the rest of the older responsible girls.

You were currently on the coach on the way to Marvel stadium, ahead of the opening training session where some fans would have the opportunity to watch you train ahead of the game against the all stars team.

Ever since the phone conversation with Leah, you had definitely been under close watch and the threats that the blonde had made were still fresh in your mind as a reminder, and you’ll be damned if you miss out on eating sweet treats, best behaviour or not.

But nobody ever said it was fun to always be good, and you definitely weren’t.

“Yeah?” Kyra turned her head to look at you.

“I have an idea of who can be the next victim of our prank,” You gave her a coy smile as you nudged your head slightly, “I say we mess with Laces,” You gestured to the older girl, who’s happily minding her own business.

Kyra smirked at your decision, “What’ve you got in mind?”

You couldn’t help but grin as you lean over the seat, making sure to cover your mouth with your hand to whisper to her, “We sneak into the locker room ahead of the rest of them, and we’ll hide her shinpads,” You told her in a hushed voice.

“Perfect,” Kyra grinned in agreement with your idea to cause chaos once again.

“What’re you pair whispering about?” Kim eyed the two of you suspiciously, hesitant to have even allowed you both to sit near each other.

“Nuffin’!” You were quick to respond, doing your best to act completely innocent with the situation at hand.

“We’re just chattin’,” Kyra added, fauxing her innocence.

“Mhm, make sure it stays that way,” Kim was less reluctant to simply let that answer slide as she kept a more thorough check on you.

When the coach finally pulled up at the stadium, you were quick to try and make a break for it, however Kim didn’t seem to think the same idea, “Ah, ah, not so fast, Monkey! I want you exactly where I can keep an eye on you,” She stated, knowingly.

“Awh, come on, Auntie Kimmy, seriously?” You whined in protest, however the tight grip that she had on your upper bicep made it difficult for you to break free like you wanted to do.

“Come on,” Kim pulled you in the direction of the press conference that she had with Jonas and Steph, forcing you sit on the side where she could still keep an eye on you, “Sit, stay there, and don’t move!” She warned, patting you on the head ever so patronisingly before she headed off to join them on the stage.

You can’t you were too fond of being forced to sit there and listen to a bunch of journalists ask questions, especially when Steph found it fun to poke fun at you directy for your bad habits of wandering off and getting into trouble.

“This is so borin’,” You muttered to yourself, slumping down in the chair while you kicked your legs back and forth in annoyance at the overall situation you’ve found yourself in.

How long would it take Kim to realise you’d gotten up and left?

“Only one way to find out,” You thought to yourself, attempting to stand up from the chair.

“Monkey!” Your name was barked loudly, causing you to freeze in your spot before slowly spinning around and trying to flash Kim an innocent smile, “Sit down!”

“Awh, shucks,” You grumbled and flopped back down in your seat, all while trying to ignore the stern look that Kim was giving you while laughter broke out around the room from everyone else.

“Only our Monkey,” Steph joked, amusedly.

You realised by now that you’re stuck and you need to resort to desperate measures to ensure that the chaos still happened—even if you weren’t there.

“Young Guns, your time has come!” You thought to yourself, pulling your phone out of your pocket to enlist the help of the girls in the academy.

monkey created the group: mission chaos fc 💥💣💀

monkey added kyra, mini viv and & mini katie & 4 others to the chat

monkey changed kyra's name to eagle 2 🦅🦅 monkey changed freya's name to godfather 😎 monkey changed maddie's' name to baddie 😅 monkey changed vivs' name to winger 🪽 monkey changed laila's name to ernie 🤪 monkey changed naomi's name to diver 🤿 monkey changed katie's name spencer 👀 monkey changed your name to eagle 1 🦅

eagle 1 🦅: young guns. i need your help! godfather 😎: uh... what's this? baddie 😅: why is my name baddie? winger 🪽: what's going on, monkey? ernie 🤪: i'm so lost. godfather 😎: heh, i actually kinda like mine... 😊 baddie 😅: speak for yourself 🙄 spencer 👀: why is my name spencer?👀 eagle 1 🦅: FOCUS YOUNG GUNS, I'M DEPENDING ON YOU!🫵🏼 diver 🤿: umm okay, i'm confused. ernie 🤪: yeah, your not the only one...🫠 winger 🪽: should i get one of the girls to come help you? spencer 👀: i think we should eagle 1 🦅: noooooooo! ⛔⛔⛔⛔ DO NOT GET ANY OF THE OLDER GIRLS!🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ i've been kidnapped, this is the plan... spencer 👀: if you've been kidnapped then we definitely need to tell someone! eagle 1 🦅: nooooo its' fine i'm stuck with my auntie kimmy and she won't let me out of her sight for the forseeable! i'm enlisting your help to join in on mission chaos fc, your time has come! diver 🤿: we should be concerned, right? godfather 😎: yeah, yeah... i think so eagle 1 🦅: your mission whether you choose to accept is up to you. the challenge is simple, i need you to go and hide laces shin pads. don't ask questions tho. do you wish to accept your mission? baddie 😅: whos' laces? 😕 eagle 1 🦅: I SAID NO QUESTIONS eagle 1 🦅: ooh right yeah, i realise now... uh its' cloe lacasse, baddie 😅: i'm down! diver 🤿: sure, why not spencer 👀: seems a bit risky... i don't know winger 🪽: we'll help you, eagle 1 🫡 eagle 2 🦅🦅 has entered the chat... eagle 2 🦅🦅 : monkey, where are you?

eagle 2 🦅🦅 : i can't find you-- have you been taken to the dark side? eagle 1 🦅: code names, eagle 2... i've been kidnapped by my auntie kimmy, the young guns' are now enlisted to help you out. eagle 1 🦅: i've got to go, my captivator is heading this way. good luck, live long and propser! 🫡 baddie 😅 : we won't let you down, eagle 1! eagle 2 🦅🦅: so long, partner... 🥲

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[starlattethesqueakwal]

WTF TVC?!

This is so fucking gross and unhinged?! Like what?!

Let me get this straight, when Micheal Kovach got physically harassed it was considered as "OK!" or that he was just "OVER-REACTING!" and now people are calling Limus's video a "BATSHIT AGENDA!" like... what?!

Once again, Vivziepop's post was a targeted attack.

She knew that people would say shit like this, but choose to say it anyway. She choose to after calling us "SUBHUMAN."

Right after she let her fans to THIS:

She let her fans SEXUALLY HARASS KIDS and then called it a "joke!"

Vivziepop and TVC deserve to be reported for harassment, honestly.

-and what makes it worse is that Alex cant say anything about Limus and him consenting or he risks losing his job. I

What a piece of garbage! BOTH of these creators.

Speaking of TVC, she's the same person that said this while shipping a literal rape relationship:

More on this here:

She also retweeted this and well... the bs of this retweet speaks for itself.

Especially since Brandon doesnt x out Vivziepop's behavior.

TVC is just a asshole in general. Yikes to her and Viv!

Edit:

Ive offically responded to TVC. Dont give a rats ass if she blocks me.

Double Edit:

Ive also reported her for saying this.

Bye TVC!

Edit:

TVC is now accusing me of being a stalker for infodumping.

LMAO! What a jerk. Also way to go exposing Vivziepop by accident TVC! Lmao!

[chaifootsteps]

Viv liked an interesting tweet about vassago

https://x.com/simpinstolas/status/1806091697551708261?s=46

It could be something interesting. Maybe all along stolas was so lost in his self pity and misled by stellas cruel remarks that he didn’t see that the Goetias actually weren’t all as awful to him as he thought. There were even people who had feelings for him and cared. Or siblings who cared about him that he never spoke to. He could have been friends with asmodeus, socialised with beelzebub, or gone on dates with vassago.

But sadly he was the only one who truly imposed the isolation and the maintenance of the marriage onto himself, in an attempt to have a fantasy “normal life.”In reality he wanted a life where both his mother and father were with him, he projected that onto Via even though it wasn’t the best situation for her. And he found a new obsessive fantasy in blitz, calling him the only one who taught him his life has meaning and choices and he’d rather be dead than be without him (holy fucking yikes that’s not romantic Viv). This type of story could be interesting for people with depression who don’t see the opportunities they still have or had all along.

It’s almost like stolas is a likeable and even interesting nuanced character when you remove blitz from the equation entirely. And vice versa, blitz is interesting when you remove stolas. As one YouTuber I think justanoreo said in his Sinsmas video, these two characters really hold each other back.

God, these two haven't even interacted in canon and they've already got so much more going for them than Blitz and Stolas. And you nailed it; they're both such interesting, promising characters in their own right, but together, they do nothing but make each other worse and the show worse.

[angelshizuka]

I remember someone saying that in an interview I think Viv said a character will be confirmed neurodivergent. There’s part of me worried that that character will be Stolas being confirmed autistic, and it has nothing to do with me worrying about how it’ll be portrayed.

I am worried it will spawn an onslaught of backlash from people who hate Stolas claiming that it’s bad or harmful representation, especially if the people in question are autistic themselves.

Not that I think they should be down for every portrayal of an autistic person, because there ARE insulting portrayals out there (looking at you SIA), but there are plenty of autistic people who DO see themselves in Stolas and the LAST thing I’d want for them is to be told that if they see themselves in Stolas then they must be bad people or whatever the fuck.

I vaguely remember the onslaught of discourse surrounding Angel Dust, and I can’t imagine how much worse it’ll be considering that Stolas has become an arguably more controversial character than Angel.

I think I saw that interview. I'm definitely curious who Viv's talking about, if it's a character we've seen before or a brand new one... I'm definitely hoping it's Stolas, though, ngl.

But yeah, considering how much "critics" already attack Stolas for other things he repsents, like being a victim of comphet and domestic abuse for example, just because he's not a "perfect victim", I have no doubt in my mind they'd attack him just as hard if he was ever confirmed as autistic.

Acting like autistic Stolas would be "problematic" because of the mistakes he's made (yes, even if those were caused by his autistic traits) adds to the harmful mindset that autistic people are only valid if we "behave" and "fit in". Which is a million levels of yikes. Autistic people are humans, which includes making human mistakes.

I totally get not every autistic person is gonna relate to him, we're all different and unique after all, because it's a spectrum! So, it only makes sense we have our own preferences for what it takes to relate to a autistic character.

But that in no way would ever invalidate Stolas' autism, neither the headcanon nor if it was ever confirmed, because at the end of the day A LOT of autistic people see him as autistic and that counts for something, wheter these people agree or not.

And canon or not, I will always see this bird as autistic!

[multi-oc-tourney]

Free For All: Round 1

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Dot

oc by: @tortellini-time

Propaganda:

she’s the absolute worst, a pop star, in a situationship with one of her coworkers who died 5 years ago and pretty much directly caused the end of the world! idk how much I’m supposed to say here but basically she’s a pop star who worked for an evil organization run by the sun god on the side. And during a workplace party she accidentally got the sun god killed via giant owl, which caused the sun to go out and the moon to catch on fire.

she’s made a very elaborate fake persona in order to keep others underestimating her, and is very vindictive and power hungry. She genuinely believes that everyone only looks out for themselves and thinks the same way as her.

She was having a whole toxic yuri situation with one of her coworkers, who then got killed by a giant owl before dot could realize that she’s capable of feeling genuine love for other people (yikes!).

the more bedraggled drawings are her post-moon fire where she’s being all sad.

anyways she causes all her own problems, she doesn’t have a tragic past, she will ruin your life for looking at her weird, but I mean god forbid women do anything

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Caroline Fisher (The Puppeteer)

(They/she/It)

oc by: @jurassicpeanut

Propaganda:

MY FREAK!!!! Their a villain OC from me and my friends superhero rp universe :) They were kidnapped for some evil science experiments that gave them the power to control people’s nervous systems, basically “puppeting” them, as long as they’ve had skin to skin contact. They also can contort their body in super inhuman ways. But all of that trauma and rapid mutation at such a young age messed with their mind, and they’re a little off their rocker (a lot) and don’t really register other peoples feelings, seeing them more as “puppets”. She speaks mostly in theatre terms and references, and will do basically anything to please the evil scientist (Stockholm syndrome basically) including hunting down people he asks them too (my other OC I submitted, Viv). But fear not!!! They are being taught friendship and healing from their trauma via a scary alien who doesn’t think they’re wholly evil :)

[gartenofbanny]

Okay, I saw the teaser. I'm gonna make a video about it soon, but what I will say about it is YIKES MAN

Edit: Okay, so on Viv's channel, it has more views, but that still isn't good for a plethora of reasons.

General audiences aren't even aware of HH, but the HH Fandom is. And I don't believe everyone in the HH fandom has access to Amazon Prime or could even afford it so..🏴‍☠️

[reystenius-01]

the stuff coming out about viv not being happy at arsenal for awhile, the swedish man's anger issues... all pretty damning innit (dont get me started on the gaps in our medical team bcuz wtaf)

(big and very concerning yikes)

[moonmeg]

What kind of pen would each of your characters use?

(like an old pen found on the ground, a company pen they got for free, multicoloured pen, etc)

Going with a modern AU setting (and excluding Robyn's siblings 💔)....

Robyn would use glitter gel pens or an old ass, chewed up and suffering pencil. No in between.

Micah would steal a pen from Feya - but a very good one - and that's his go-to. He asked her to lend one once and Feya never saw that pen in her possession again.

Makenna would be the same as Micah. She'd steal one from Feya for a one-time thing and never gave it back.

Feya would have a big collection of pens and pencils and ink bottles all of which are pretty high quality and not exactly cheap.

This is probably a German thing and I'm sorry if this makes no sense to you but in my head it makes perfect sense. Vivian would have one of these STABILO fine liner sets and the matching text markers to it.

When I tell you those fineliners had a chokehold on so many girls in my school time.

Evelyn would use this one pen she got as a gift ages ago and never parted with (it's in her hair).

Caleb would use a regular blue ink ballpoint pen with nothing extraordinary going on. He'd have a bunch of goodie pens gathered over his years in the lowkey culty church he was born into but he abhors them and left them behind when he left the church.

Philip would use those goodie pens.

Breena would have no go-to pen. She'd just take whichever one is closest by.

Neil would have personalized company ink pens all over the Bower house. He'd like using those.

Ahana'd use pencils only. If she does have to use a pen, it better be a fountain pen.

Daraja would have introduced Feya to those high quality pens in the first place. While Dar wouldn't have as big of a collection as Feya and only have like two, she's very much in love with those pens.

Edan would use some goodie bag pen with some random company name on it whoch he got from random events.

Cece would have something like these friend-shaped Legami pens

Cece is me. I am Cece. I need to hold myself back everytime I see these in the store.

Blair would steal "her" pens from Lianna.

Lianna would have personalized company pens much like Neil.

Cayden would steal from Lianna.

Alicia would have a pretty on the outside but shitty on the inside pen with like a big fluffball attached to it. She's extra like that.

Emirys would use chewed up pencils they've been keeping for too long.

Ian would just use a regular black ink ballpoint pen. Origins? Who knows. It just spawned.

Val would use any pen that has a certain thickness in the lead. Fineliners? 0,5 pens? Yikes.

Keith would get pens as little gifts after performances every now and then.

Milo too.

Maisie would, much like Breena, just use whatever pen is at reach.

Lewis would borrow a pen from Edan once and Edan necer wanted it back. It's Lewis's now.

Cassie would use a multicolored ballpoint pen. Like a BIG one. And she'd desperately try to press down every color at once.

Lyle would use those same STABILO fineliners as Viv but like not in a set. Xe'd have one that's also seen some years but as long as it works, it's being used.

Conan would use a regular boring blue ink ballpoint pen.

Enid would use glitter gel pens too.

Yvaine would use a fountain pen. She's classy like Ahana.

Fergus would use any pen he finds anywhere.

Silvia would also just grab whichever pen is closest, with no preference whatsoever.

Andrew would use pencils only. He needs to be forced to write with a ballpoint pen or something.

Jesus Christ there's too many people

[catboymoments]

yikes, that is not a good look for Viv… not even touching on her not knowing what the Vietnam war is (good lord), I understand not wanting to tie real-world events into your work but… when you’re making a series that does involve people who live in our world, who have historical backgrounds, you kind of have to at least do some cursory research, you know? like, I had no idea Niffty was supposed to be Japanese- and, like you pointed out, her being Japanese-American AND having died in the fifties… the implications are staring you straight in the face and yet Viv touches on NONE of it. it feels like a missed opportunity and a mishandling of the characters. sorry for the long ask lol, I have a passing interest in hazbin but I’m very critical of Viv’s writing and I’ve always thought there was a good concept there if only it was handled better. I really love your redesigns/revamping of the characters, it feels like you’re really allowing them to shine to their true potential! keep it up lol

GOOD ASK!!!! Thank you!!!! I agree!!

[chaifootsteps]

I swear vivziepop is the only creator where i hate seeing her put animal-like behaviors on characters as extra details. Like, it's a type of headcanon i absolutely love on nonhuman characters! But vivziepop always either uses it for creepy moments /neg or just utilizes them in the wrong way. Pretty sure people even tried to say alastor squeaked like a baby deer when rosie lifted him up, and considering the leaked storyline about them..... yikes.....

God, same. Furry Reminder is one of my favorite tropes, but somehow, Viv always and unfailingly finds a way to make it unfunny, creepy, or both.

[angelshizuka]

I legit keep seeing people who WANT Viv to commit real life crimes/hurt real people (specifically kids, like... yikes) and I feel like that's a perfect summary of these haters.

They already made up their mind on hating Viv and just wanna feel "justified" for it, no matter who gets hurts in the process.

Like, no matter how much you hate someone, the moment you WANT there to be victims just so your own morals feel "validated", you're automatically in the wrong.

[starlattethesqueakwal]

Honestly, I wish I blocked Chai earlier because he also tried to armchair diagnose Viv with NPD

Also thank you for making me aware of the lolicon shit from him because that’s fucking nasty

OH BOOOOOY yet another ableist trying to say that people with NPD are "AUTOMATICALLY ABUSERS!"

Can we just all agree that the anti community and ableism in the anti community is fucking rampant at this point? Like I like some of yall of but honestly- yikes to these people!