#yknow an intolerance

[gay-otlc]

The urge to ask my friends if I'm really annoying vs the knowledge that asking that question is in itself annoying: who will win

[3cosmicfrogs]

…I’m gonna say it. Ask game for Voltron, literally any number. For the chaos.

oh Wife Mutual you are braver than the US Marines for uttering the name that must not be spoken in 2024... Let's Go!

2. Name your trash ship / 14. Name your crackiest crack ship

Not so much a crack ship as a garbage ship that is on crack like literally on crack the way i'm envisioning it: Shiro/Matt

Like listen, i dont see nearly enough content of any characters being nerds and the possibility for shiro/matt to be absolute dorks is exponential. like. 2 brightest minds of their generation with collectively maybe one(?) braincell between them on a good day. they are traumatised. they are constantly sleep deprived. they both independently got buff because of Space. Questionable relationships with robots. what i'm saying is they would be brilliant for each other and absolutely disasterous for everyone else.

6. who is your trash fave who is so problematic they probably have hate tumblrs dedicated to them 

i mean lots of people don't like The Clone (fandom dubbed Kuro)? Babygirl's pretty fucked up. Pretty evil. I like him, he did nothing wrong ever, he was absolutely right lance is annoying(they will come for me with bricks for this.)

10. what is the worst thing you want to become canon (character death, trash-ship etc)

look. many many things. but to name one: i think maybe 2-3 minutes more of Ulaz would have been fantastic. the emotional impact would have been incredible. also i like him.

16. what is your favourite ridiculous au

Look in general, not even limited to voltron: legendary disaster, i am a slut for Crack Treated Seriously and Hyperspecifc Job AUs. There's a fic floating around with Shiro as a SecUnit (murderbot diaries AU) which is ridiculous in the sense that in typical vld fashion it completely bulldozed over the queerness and Gender Deconstruction of the murderbot diaries and de-sexualised The Machine, but it still absolutely fucks because it's well-written and a total tear-jerker.

I'm also so so so supportive of Cosmic Horror (this needed to be explored in the show. tragically underused potential of everything and also the massive ancient sentient machines in your brain).

Voltron would have been so good if it was good.

Anyway thank you Wife Mutual i lov u mwah come invade my inbox or dms any time!

[autism-swagger]

jackieshauna for ship bingo :0

Jackieshauna makes me physically nauseous I love them so much.

Ship bingo!!

[neige-leblanche]

i think vil is a chocolate person tbh i think he eats those lil dove dark chocolates like vitamin pills

[castielsprostate]

do you enjoy milk as a beverage

AWWW HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MILK. i even had milk just now heheheehehehebebbdbehebebd.........

[airbrushfather]

general life update also tomorrow begins the homecoming of my friends FINALLY so that's great but what's a bit less great is that i definitely have blepharitis and have probably had blepharitis for like Four Fucking Years without realising

[piplupod]

would rly love to know why the brain and nervous system have decided to gift me with The Evening Horrors every day for the past ... week ? ish ? what the heck changed that made this start happening consistently every time dinner rolls around :[

[senseiwu]

Me trying to deny to myself that I may be developing a lactose intolerance

[boycritter]

hey guys i found a lamer intolerance to have than lactose

[orpheusilver]

what if i started straight up lying in my bio for fun

[etherealskeletons]

;

[the-cheese]

I want to introduce you all to my partner, the love of my life

🧀

Topokki my beloved, how sexy you are

How beautifully dressed you can be with any garnish

How I blend into your gooey squish

We become strings

Attached by a thread of coagulated cow.

Dairy and rice cake.

🧀

I see you with sesame

And that’s okay

Just know by tomorrow

I’ll be cheese pullin all day

🧀

[forgotten-daydreamer]

just had a proper dinner for the first time in like 10 days omg i am so proud of myself

[aidenwaites]

i have a coworker that works from home most of the time and i am. SO jealous

[sunjoys]

kinda fucked that the nasal spray steroid thing my doctor prescribed me bc i kept waking up with a runny nose smells like pollen. like i don't have hay-fever but that's kinda fucked up