#you are soooo into science and also sexy!

[rotzaprachim]

new possible aspect of extended andor-erso family Dynamics include galen and lyra’s protracted awkward divorce (it starts to happen the moment that jyn is out of the house, either age, like, 6 or 18 you can decide) where galen for whom she’s like he only real human connection to the Outside World is like *this is Fine* *opens vodka bottle* meanwhile lyra keeps talking about living her Best Life. she’s actually finishing her geology master’s degree that got put on pause by galen, galen’s career, and jyn. she’s invested in a bunch of new-age hippy sweaters and scented candles and taken up hot yoga. she’s got the space!joy of sex and assorted manuals on the female orgasm sitting up on the bookshelf with all her baking books. she goes hillwalking for weeks at a time. she keeps bringing her collection of nubile younger lovers ‘round to family events and they are all her age or younger, which is to say, at least eleven years younger than galen 

[ronearoundblindly]

F4 Watch Party Thots...

(Yes, I know we were/are technically supposed to start in a few hours, but I have a rare socializing opportunity to go meetup with a friend at a festival today and shop yay. I'm jotting down some bits from the beginning here first and can be back for the end, plus popping in along the way.)

Right off the bat, I hate motorcycles, but notice, Johnny is alone on his way in.

Says he's a NASA wash out because he brought two VS models into the simulator--which, like, that is not a lot of room to do anything and has way too many sharper edges and buttons in there. Yikes. The seats don't recline or anything. My god, man, that is not as sexy as you'd think...

OH, and he calls himself 'Daddy,' y'all!

It's just a joke, but "be good and next time Daddy will let you drive" is yup, there it is, you're welcome 🤭🤭🤭

Also, talk about confidence kink, @thezombieprostitute, my god, Johnny is actually completely up-to-date on the mission (as planned/before it goes to pot) and knows/does everything he's supposed to. Even protocols for the science experiments and handling of the plant containers! Just saying. That's hot.

He's also very concerned for Ben, no matter how much he ribs him every other time, and encourages him to get back to the station safely. Johnny is even sitting with Ben until he wakes up, whether it's to joke about his appearance or not.

omg I'm gonna crush so hard all over again watching this...

@sweater-daddiesdumbdork @jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory @buckets-and-trees @eva-knits12 @v-wie-was

No pressure because obvs this is soooo early, but it's my fault poor Amber's thread got hijacked 🫣. Please feel free to use this one or ignore me entirely!

[hotchshands]

fave cm eps

* these hit different

a list of cm eps with my reactions/comments about each and the occasional pic of hotch

s1 e6: LDSK

- i’m a whore

- hands on the hips😫

- the suit, the fluffy hair, the sunglasses🥵

- him teaching spence to shoot🥺

- him being a bully to spence to get to the unsub 😓 but like it’s hot…

s1 e7: the fox

- ���is this your daddy” lol yes he’s my daddy😩 (9:30)

- derek in a suit

- 😳 why gideon screaming like that (14:11)

s1 e10: the popular kids

- reid i beg you please stop putting that much sugar in your coffee😭

- derek in a suit again😩

- hotch and elle 😳 they are the reason for my bisexuality😭

s1 e16: the tribe *

- the way he pulled out his baton…🥵 (38:28)

- him without his blazer/suit jacket on!!!

- i want him to toss me around like that and throw me on a table😩

s1 e19

- happy birthday daddy🥳

- …marriage troubles 👀 👹

- lol him sitting on the plane pouting like a baby🥺 (6:30)

s1 e21

- they go to the CIA😩

- princess diana’s death was definitely not an accident… penelope’s right

s1 e22

- hotch in a pirate hat🏴‍☠️

- him & haley 🤢 THAT SHOULD BE ME😤 smh

- smily hotch tho🥺

- spence and his mom🥺

- i’m just gonna pretend that that’s me being all lovely dovey w hotch and well you know😉

- i can see his right boob😮‍💨

- not her showing up at the BAU

s2 e1

- hotch sitting like a whore… sir i will come over there and jump you😩

- he did the tie thing😩

- not spence having his mom to help them on the case😭

- spencer’s mom >>>>

s2 e2

- spence with glasses🤓

s2 e5

- hotch standing like a whore (30:10)

- elle said fuck the law

s2 e9

- emily arrives!!

s2 e10

- imagine waking up next to hotch😩

- sir-😳

s2 e12: profiler profiled

- reid being a goofball

s3 e14: damaged

- 👁👄👁

- sir-

- ooooh divorce 👀 rip

s3 e19

- i hate to say this but i feel like that blonde lawyer and hotch probably had some 🌶 but for the stake of my sanity… i’m paranoid and they did nothing together☺️

- derek calling penelope babygirl for the first time🥺

- hotch calling out some lawyer for wearing a fake rolex 😭

s4 e16: pleasure is my business*

- megan kane my love🥰

- “how am i a whore?”

s5 e6: the eyes have it

- his tan skin with that suit🥵

- his hair has finally grown a bit thank goodness

- his face is so pretty 🥺🥴

s5 e10: the slave of duty

- hotch helping jack with his tie🥺

- lol not the bau carrying haley’s coffin rip girlie

- also emily i can see your boobs😩 i’m looking respectfully

- his voice is so sexy🥵 daddy? i’m sorry daddy? 🥺

- spence’s long hair… a flop🤢

- i know he’s talking about his dead ex-wife but god damn sir😩 i beg of you

- jack looks so sad😭

s5 e22: the internet is forever

- “what did you do, join a boy band?”

s6 e6: devil’s night*

- dad!hotch

- jack is soooo cute🥺

- i wanna crave pumpkins and go trick or treating with them😭

s6 e9: into the woods

- he’s wearing his quarter-zip😩

s6 e22: out like a light

- soccer coach! hotch 🤪

- 💦💦💦💦

s7 e1: it takes a village *

- beard!hotch 🥵💦

- bark bark woof woof grrrrr 🥴

- his hair grew 😩

- him sitting in front of the chairman in court 👀

s7 e2: proof *

- cooking lessons🍝

- i wanna be mad at him but he too sexy🥴

- is it just me or did he lose weight??? he looks skinnier 👀

s7 e4: painless

- jack + hotch 🥺🥰

s7 e6: epilogue

- he looks so sudjbdjd this season🥵

- ARMS

- rolled up sleeves 🥴

- “hotch rocket” 😭 yes penelope!!!!

- please shot me sir 🥺🔫

s7 e10: the bittersweet science

- not beth🙄

- smily hotch🥺

s7 e11: true genius *

- saw a gif of hotch’s hand from this ep so i’m adding it to the list🤰

- ok but his hands!!! 😩 oh and don’t forget the rolex🥵 (8:06)

- spencer speaking at some event lol he looks so cute — oh and emily’s there too for some reason

- spence girlies come get y’all’s juice

- he’s so socially awkward… me too😔

s7 e13: snake eyes

- derek and penelope 🥰

- ok but like derek… 💦💦💦

s7e14: closing time

- smily hotch 🥺

- …beth again🙄

- valentine’s day!!!

- date night things

s8 e10: the lesson

- he’s so pretty🥰🥰🥰

s8 e12: zugzwang *

- the way he just pushed reid into that hallway😩 that should be me!!

s9 e5: route 66

s9 e22: fatal

- hotch with kids👀

- not that teacher having a crush on him but like i don’t blame her cause bitch me too… however imma find where she lives 👹

s10 e5: boxed in *

- 🌧🌧🌧☔️☔️

- 🎃🎃🎃🎃

s10 e13: nelson’s sparrow *

- cabin in the woods🪵

- rip the best founding father of the bau

- he looks so BIG🥵

- 🥹🥹🥹🥹

s10 e19: beyond borders *

s10 e20: a place at the table

s11 e9: internal affairs *

- hotch sitting in a chair

s11 e22: the storm

- hotch gets arrested rip

[pseud0knots]

and I don’t even get why there’s so much interpersonal drama at work it’s all just like. people doing science and then getting mad when you tell them things like. hey you probably shouldn’t use an uncapped reporter mRNA as an untranslatable control because there is a known immunogenic response to a 5’ triphosphate and also you can’t guarantee it’s untranslatable because of the potential for RNA structure-mediated cap-independent translation it’d be better to use an inverted cap with a scrambled coding sequence or something. you tell them this and they act like you just told them you think they should kill themselves. like no dude I just don’t want you to get an uninterpretable result. never in my life have I worked with scientists like this it drives me insane like when someone tells me I’m about to fuck up my experiment I’m like oh thank god. the other day my coworker told me like 20 things I’m doing wrong in cell culture and now my cells look soooo healthy and sexy and happy. Why would you not want this. Hello

[nymp21]

Secret Crush (Part 4)

Here ´s the part 4 ! I decided to do one more part after this. Hope you will enjoy it 🥰.

Pairing : Lena Luthor x reader

Warning : Mention of bullet injuries.

Part 1 : https://nymp21.tumblr.com/post/190981780835/secret-crush

Part 2 : https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/nymp21/612019850956718080? source=sharep

Part 3 : https://at.tumblr.com/nymp21/secret-crush-part-3/y0rfvawduwlc )

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You woke up at a very unpleasant noise which was surronding you completly as if you were attacked by it. Then something worst rose in you : the pain in your shoulder. You opened your eyes and winced as the ache increased and your vision went clearer, the light dazzled you.

"(Y/N) !"

A figure came at your vision, due to the blind caused by the very bright light of the room it took you a few seconds to recognize the woman beside you. Her red shorted hair, her worrying stare.

"Alex ?"

Your sister had been crying. You could tell because she had got red puffy eyes. You remembered the shot, Lena's voice, her hands on your shoulder. So you were'nt dead ? Or maybe you were and Alex was crying upon your dead body ?

"How bad is it ?" you aksed with a raspy voice. You could speak ! You weren't dead yet it seemed.

"What ?" Alex watched you confuse

"You were crying... am I gonna die or something ?"

Jeez ! the pain killers, they gave you, weren't strong enough to kill the pain but were powerful enough to get you high. Science was puzzling sometimes. Your sister chuckled, voice full of emotion.

"No ! no babygirl you're not going to die. I was crying because I thought i was going to lose you tonight. I'm glad you're okay."

She took your hand in hers and kissed it.

"How's Lena ?" You asked.

"She's fine. She got some bruises, but nothing too serious. She was not allowed to enter here. Only family..."

"But she IS family. You know Alex I love her. She is, she is wonderful. She saved me and i love her."

Alex went silence and looked at you carefully. You could say she was deeply in her thoughts and you were afrait that she wouldn’t approve your feelings towards Lena. Then she said :

« That’s why you have been acting weirdly recently, is it ? »

« Yes… I thought she wouldn’t like me back, she is older, smarter and she is also Kara ´ s best friend. And she is soooo sexy »

Yep, you were high, but your sister didn’t make any comment about your last assertion.

Alex took your hands in hers, squeezing them.

« (Y/N) you are the smartest person I know and i am not kidding ! Plus you are not a kid anymore, even if it’s hard for me to watch you grow up into a beautiful woman, you can date or be with anyone you want. And if Lena makes you happy, don’t think about it twice. We only live once. »

You smiled at your sister, eyes full of happy tears. Her words meant everything to you. You were about to thank her, when the door abruptly opened and a wind blonded storm rushed over you.

« Oh my god you are awake ! »

You were taken in a tighed embrace by Supergirl who didn’t seem to want to let you go.

« Kar’… you… are crushing… me. »

« Oh ! » she pushed herself back « sorry babes… didn’t want to hurt you. »

« It’s okay, you probably broke my ribs but with these amazing painkillers, I will forget about it in a minute or two. »

« She is high. » explained Alex to the blond.

« Yeah I can see that. Babygirl ? »

« Yes my favorite sister ? »

« Hey ! Why is she your favorite ??? » Alex was shocked.

« Because… she is blond and she is smelling like cookies. »

« That’s discrimination ! Fortunatly I know you are too dazzed to really think what you are saying. »

« No actually she is right : I am smelling like cookies because I brought you some, but I was hungry so maybe I ate one or two …or five, on my way… there they are anyway. »

Kara gave you a little bag where a single cookie were packed.

« Are you serious. » whispered Alex at the superhereo

« What ? I was hungry ! »

« That’s so sweet of you Kara ! » you cried and overreacted too smitten by the attention and too high.

« See ? She is happy ! »

« You two will be the dead of me one day. » said the eldest rubbing her eyes.

Then a cough interrupted your conversation. The three of you turned to see Lena at the doorway.

« Sorry, am I interrupting some family reunion ? »

« No, you are a part of it. » responded Kara. « We will… leave you two alone. I believe you have many things to say to each other. »

Kara gave you a kissed on your cheek while Alex squeezed your hand. Then she left Lena and you alone in the room.

« How did you managed to enter, I thought the doctors didn’t consider you as my family. »

« Well, I have my secrets. » she responded with a wink. « Plus, I couldn’t bare to leave you here, alone, and injured. »

This made you shudder and blush as she approached you. You felt her sit on the edge of your bed, you smelt her perfume as she leaned to kiss your forehead.

« I thought you were dead. » The brunette whispered. « I saw the gunshot I… I thought I would never be able to see you again. » her voice was trembling, and you took one of her hand.

« I’m here. Alive. Thanks to you. Aaand maybe thanks to the doctor but, that’s a detail ! »

She laughed. The most beautiful sound you had ever heard on earth.

« How are you feeling ? » Lena asked, worry still painted on her face.

« Well, my shoulder is probably aching but I don’t care, because of the painkillers. They are magic ! It is like, everything could happen, and I dont care» you said.

« Yeah that’s the effect of the morphin… » she smiled.

« Nah ! That’s because of you. Of thanks to you. You are too stunning, like an angel, so the pain doesn’t matter anymore. »

« Jeez, they must have gave you a strong dose ! » but she blushed at your compliment.

« Lena, I may be high, but I am sincere. You are an angel to me. I don’t know why i haven’t told you sooner, maybe it’s because i am a jerk, but I… I have a crush on you. No it is more than that : I love you. You may think it’s too soon to tell or… »

She ushed you with a finger on your lips.

« Darling, you need to breathe. »

« Why the hell are you interupting my love confession like this !? It is mean. » you sulked.

She caressed your cheek with her finger and then poke your nose as she spoke.

« Because, you are not in your normal state and your words are seducing me and I want to kiss you so bad, I may not be able to contain myself if you continue. »

You looked at her in disbelief. She wanted to kiss you ? Of god, you were dreaming right ? And in your state you were persuaded that her kiss was able to heal you. Her lips were just few centimeters away and you couldn’t reach them, since you were unable to move. How frustrating !

« But that’s THE reason I should continue ! I want you to kiss me. »

Where this confident was from ? In your normal state you would never dare to say things like it ! You shyness were too strong. But at the moment, nothing mattered.

« No, love. As i said : You are not in a normal state and kissing you right now wouldn’t be appropriate since you can’t give me properly your consent. »

You were stunned. Lena was so caring. She was perfect. And you wanted so badly that she could kiss you right know.

« But I have a proposition. Why don’t we discuss about all of this : what you are feeling about me, what I am feeling about you, us, around a dinner, when you’ll be out of the hospital. » she said.

« It would be my pleasure. »

« Great ! Now rest darling, I am watching you, no more bad guys will ever hurt you again. »

You closed you eyed, surronded by Lena. Her perfume, her aura, the music of her soul. You were at home.

[grimsneverendingfuneral]

Okay now I NEED your opinion (or headcanons in general) on Rosekiller 🎤

looorrdddd alright im grabbing the microphone and tapping it gently. a loud screech of feedback rips through and everyone stops talking

umm so first there are many variations of rosekiller, more than any other ship imo so im just gonna talk about mine??? my rosekiller are like complete opposites but then you look closer and they're still complete opposites but in the other direction like.....they're what the other thinks they are. as in evan thinks he's not like barty but he's more like barty than barty is and barty thinks he's not evan but he's more evan than evan is. they're obsessed with each other. like unhealthily so. its a sickness, almost. they keep it under wraps, but there's this pull between them, a string of energy that connects them with the blaze of a thousand suns. its electrical, leaves them feeling insane rolling around in bed unable to sleep. imma put a keep reading cause this shit got long

barty is an intellectual. he's an alcoholic. he LOVES poppers (the drug lol), keeps a Rush labeled bottle with him at all times, sniffs it whenever, wherever. like he'll be sitting in the subway and just bring it up to his nose. he likes sweet things. eats sour keys like there's no tomorrow. he's really into music like its his whole personality. everything he wears and does is consciously curated even if to other people he looks like a dirtbag. he makes people think he sleeps around but really its just a carefully constructed image so he can be left alone to be a rotting decrepit being. god complex but is unaware of it. he thinks he's soooo sexy but its a coping mechanism for the inescapable self-hatred he feels for himself. he's flirty but kinda awkward with it like its almost forced because he thinks of everything he wants to say before saying it so he never comes off as uncool or bothered. he doesn't really exist to himself. when he looks in the mirror for too long, he dissociates. he doesn't think of his body as a body its just a vessel he can shove things into and see what happens. he's a science experiment to himself, which is why when he meets evan he becomes irrevocably hooked, cause finally someone else sees him as that too!!!! yay!!!!

speaking of evan. my evan is tricky cause im still getting to know him. i know he has a giant fish tank with only one beta fish in it. he gives it the best life. he sees people in colors, he hates impurities, dirt, dust, anything like that. he doesnt like the texture of dirty (except barty hheeehhoooo). he keeps handcream on him at all times and various medicinal packets like aspirin, cough drops, acetaminophen tablets, etc. he's always got an earphone in, for sure. listens to gay shit like depeche mode and pet shop boys with a deadpan expression. his eyes are often expressionless but he feels everything so much it makes him gag. sensitive to the bone. can read anyones energy within two seconds. he's very decisive. like he'll look at someone for five seconds and be like yeah ok i like you. loves nobody but his sister and his fish. evan is also bent on domination. he likes to control situations and he's not afraid of doing so. not in any manipulative way no he'll just be like "you're gonna do this and this will be the result."

there's so much more i wanna say but fuck yall are just gonna see it in the fic anyways so

thank you for your question!!!!! kisses

[wherewhereare]

@formerdetective 's View on the TIWTTFL bonus songs “Obsessed,” “Getting Warmer,” and “Splash” as a Trilogy (Part 3 of 3 parts)

1.1.1  Splash (Part 3 of a 3 part trilogy)

Credit: @formerdective.  Direct extract from her blog. Everything is [sic]

So my interpretation of the song comes in the context of all the other things we know. Splash was July, then I’m pretty sure Getting Warmer was in early September, and then Make Me Like You, Misery were September 22 & 23, and Truth was October 23. Also in mid and late September, Blake and Gwen both said some pretty cool/magical things were happening in their lives during interviews. 

So anyway that’s kind of where I’m coming from with this analysis. To me, the emotional vibe is the most like Getting Warmer. I recommend listening to that right before this for more of Gwen’s mental state. BTW oh my God this is so long because this song is soooo heavy. so be prepared.

Splash

I’m awakening like a rosebud flowering

So, I have no idea if Gwen meant to be this deep or if she just described what she felt like, but I was getting some like, modern art symbolism vibes so I googled rose bud flowering, and this came up: 

Rose Bud Flower Meaning… The Rosebud means anticipation and the opening of the heart and spirit to treasured dreams and fulfillment of desires. Rosebuds are also a symbol of new love and an invitation to friendship, courting and romance. Rosebud flower is in harmony with the heart of chakra.

This is exactly what I think this song is about. And remember what Gwen said on Facebook, that it was a cleansing song, and she did a lot of soul searching while listening to it and when she got back from Montana (and listening to it for her whole vacation) “her life changed forever.” 

I think the whole song is about how she’s really healed enough that now she’s thinking more about the excitement of Blake and a new relationship than all the anger she was feeling before. In other words, she was ready to take a chance and be with him. 

Look at me, I’m turning on, busting like a neon

Just like flowering, she’s turning on… she’s ready. And busting like a neon, well, that’s just a blatant reference to her fave Blake Shelton song. 

Flickering on again, lightning in the dark

Her interest in romance and any kind of sexual relationship had been gone for a long time…like longer than just the few months since her separation, I think it’s safe to assume. But now she’s starting to come back to life “flickering on again” means maybe she’s not TOTALLY there but it’s happening. Same with flowering above, actually, she’s not completely blossomed but she’s getting there.

And I love “lightning in the dark” because literally he was this burst of light in her darkest time. 

You’re helping me forget/What is this?

She literally was not expecting him at all and is completely blindsided by the fact that she’s gone from being at her absolute worst, emotionally/mentally, to falling in love all of a sudden. like literally what is this?

Gonna break out my cocoon

And as a result, he’s helping her come out of her shell and become the person she wants to be instead of the ghost-like person she had been feeling like for such a long time (again longer than just her separation). And not just him, but songwriting and the voice and plenty of things, this was SO important for her. She referenced it so many times and even named her LLC this. That’s how important it was to her that she was finally coming back to life. And understandably. ugh. my baby.

I’m gonna take a risk, skinny dip

So, I can’t decide if this is an allusion to something that actually happened or they talked about, or it’s just an example of something that’s both sexy and risky. Or maybe he goes along with the water theme…that maybe is it. She’s diving in in the most vulnerable way possible (naked). 

Cause I see you’re on the loose

So, it’s no secret one of my favorite things in Shefani Science is their obvious crushes on each other in season 7. They have always been drawn to each other and enamored with each other, and Gwen especially has always seemed quite taken with him.

So just imagine. This guy you’ve always had feelings for, like maybe innocent jr. high style ones, Maybe “sigh if only” ones, maybe “wow I like him so much” ones, who knows but whichever, you had feelings for this guy, and you kind of felt like he was into you too, but regardless nothing was ever gonna happen because for better or (literally) for worse, you were both unavailable. And then all of a sudden you find out this guy is not only going through exactly what you went through, so you have tons in common and are bonding even more than before, but that shared experience means he is available. 

He’s not married anymore, which means if she wants to take a chance with him, she has the opportunity to do that. He’s there, he’s willing, it’s up to her to take the chance. 

Gonna lasso you, gonna lasso you

And that’s what she wants to do. I love love love this cowboy reference so much, in case there was any question about who she was singing about. She’s gonna snatch him and pull him into her. Hot. 

Gonna get some pleasure, together

This one is probably self-explanatory… but also in addition to being like… sexy fun times pleasure, the together is important. It’s not like Gwen is looking for someone to take her mind off things. Blake accidentally took her mind off things because he’s what she’s thinking about now. In Obsessed she refers to him as a distraction, but she’s really trying to convince herself that’s what’s up. And now she’s accepting that’s not what this is. It’s a real thing. 

Must be a sign/All the energy’s pulling me right back to you

So, I’m not positive when she wrote this, but it has to have been sometime in July… my guess is the back half of July. And up until that point, they’ve been spending a bunch of time together. I personally think they’ve already made out, maybe done some heavy petting or whatever…  (because of obsessed and CHTF) and now she wants more. There’s some kind of cosmic, magnetic energy that’s telling her she belongs with him, she can’t get enough of him, she wants to be with him (both literally and figuratively). It’s not just a fun distraction… the universe or at least her brain is telling her to keep up what they’re doing. 

Tonight, gonna bottle you up and wear it like perfume

So now she’s ready. She wants him with her from now on. And she wants him to be close to her, like perfume is something that you absorb through your skin and then it lingers. That’s what she wants from him. She wants him to stay. And I think there’s some sexual implications as well. She wants him on her skin. 

Alright, we going in, it’s what we’re supposed to do/ Tonight, open wide

Open wide could mean a bunch of different things. Open wide, like here I come or open wide like give yourself to me…like open arms. And open wide like, again…let’s go for it! 

Splash, I’m diving in/Diving in, I’m diving in

So, she’s going for it. She’s not wading in, testing the waters anymore, she’s just gonna take a chance and do it. Headfirst. She’s going for it. And it doesn’t even have to be pretty. She expects the “splash”, you know? But she’s ready to move on. 

I think the whole skinny dip, splash, diving…all this aquatic symbolism is important because it’s cleansing. Kind of like baptism, water has always had that feeling of rebirth. Starting fresh. And she’s ready to get going with cleansing herself of the old mess and starting fresh with something new, because that’s “what she’s supposed to do.” Literally she feels like it is not even really a choice, it’s what’s happening.

I’m re-surfacing, a brand new oxygen/Look at me, I’m letting go

And then when she dives in, she’ll come up and the air is fresher. Diving in with Blake is going to be so good for her not only because she likes him so much but also because it’s time to move on. 

A rising Kundalini

So, Kundalini, in this context, is referring to a coiled energy that lies dormant at your base, beneath the root chakra (the trust chakra, FYI). Kundalini is released during a really intense event (often associated with sex but not necessary) and when it rises it travels up through all the chakras (they run along the central nervous system, basically) and when it is risen your kundalini awakens and you reach full enlightenment. It’s an incredibly spiritual experience, that sort of helps bond you with the universe. Basically, this line is super intense. She feels like Blake and her have something literally spiritual. 

I’m breathing you, breathing me

This is about togetherness, I think, and it goes along with the idea of yoga/meditation/kundalini. But breathing is crucial you know? And also, basic. He’s a part of her now.

Going with the flow

Another water reference. This is natural, what’s happening between them. It’s supposed to happen and she’s rolling with it. 

Damn anon I did not mean to get this intense but that’s how we do…

[laceratedlamiaceae]

What your (OFMD) icon says about you

this one ended up kind of mean sorry about that

Stede

You like to think you're a radical leftist because you say things like "ACAB" and "Eat the rich" but if someone asked you for any specifics about your political worldview you'd come up empty because you just repeat the things people around you say without putting in any effort to learn the theory behind them.

Ed (Blackbeard era)

You're into dilves. Also you're a bit of a basic bitch

Ed (Robe era)

You've struggled with managing your emotions all your life and every relationship you've ever had has been greatly strained by your issues around intimacy. Despite this, you have a tendency to blame all your unhappiness on others because it's difficult for you to face the prospect that you might be wrong.

Ed (Kraken era)

You thought you were soooo edgy for listening to Avril Lavigne and Green Day when you were a kid

Izzy looking cool

You're incredibly sexy and all of your opinions are correct

Izzy being choked

You've invented an entirely new, unknown to science way of being horny online and I salute you for it.

Calico Jack

You're an asshole (affectionate) or you're an asshole (derogatory). You know which one you are.

Frenchie

You're a cool person to hang out with :)

That one picture of Stede and Ed kissing

You would be cool to hang out with if you weren't so unbearably annoying :( maybe try talking less and listening more

Jim

You have a weird gender thing going on

Karl the bird

You have an even weirder gender thing going on

literally anyone else

uhh they're your fave I guess?

[the1975attheirverybest]

Do you think Matty care about sexy lingerie? I think he does notice and compliments you if he notices you make an effort, but as you previously say at the end he just wants to get laid 😂

Yeah, I mean, he does wanna get laid. Bless him. BUT we all know this man is fastidious. He LOVES detail. He notices a new hairdo. So, of course he’d notice lingerie! Even more, he’d LOVE IT. he’d probably buys it for his partners (Mr. Goop sex toys has some money burning a hole in his pocket apparently, get that tour paycheck Matty). Also, aren’t men’s erotic desires more visually based? I mean, that’s a general rule and there are tons of factors that can affect each individual person’s preferences. It’s not all about gender. But, like, science shows that, on average, men get stimulated by what they see. So, the right curve, the right color, the right kind of lace, highlighting her breasts or legs….he’d be soooo down for all that.

[myth-blossom]

For your 'questions for fic writers' ask! 1, 16 and 49!

Hi Spicy! Thank you for the ask 😊

1. What fic of yours would you recommend to someone who had never read any of your work? (In other words, what do you think is the best introduction to your fics?)

Oh that’s tough! I like to write mission fics and romance, so I suppose I would recommend one that had a bit of both in it. So I think I would suggest Kiss the Messenger as an introduction to my writing, it’s a mission fic that combines sexy/sweet/tension for an enjoyable Diana/47 read.

16. What’s an AU you would love to read (or have read and loved)?

I’m not sure how many AUs I’ve missed before I joined the Hitman fandom, but a few of @cicaklah’s immediately spring to mind (Diana Burnwood’s Sex Club, Haven AU, and the WWII Paris AU). I also enjoy @issytheamateurnerd‘s fics with Madeleine Burnwood and I’m really looking forward to @skylightpirate‘s Hollywood AU! I really see potential for the space/science fiction AU, which I’d personally love to explore further. I also have a craving for Hitman Noir which I may or may not have an idea for as well (but I would really love to read what someone else has written 😁 hehe). Plus I can’t forget the cowboy/western AU!

49. What are you currently working on? Share a few lines if you’re up for it!

There are soooo many open projects of mine so it’s hard to choose! Here’s a crumb of a WIP: “He calmly returned to the party as chaos unfolded in the stairway. Mere seconds were all he could afford to take as he scanned the crowd for a solution. His eyes focused on the vision in red beyond the swaying sea of monochrome, sitting alone at the bar with a cigarette in her hand.  The woman seemed to sense his approach but offered him no greeting. Judging by the remains in the ashtray, she had been there for quite some time and more than likely approached by a handful of suitors hoping to warm her bed for the night. She wasn’t interested in their charm, he realized. She was waiting for something. Perhaps she was waiting for him.”

[bellewintersroe]

Hello, I saw you were doing BoB ships and I was wondering if you could do one for me too🙈.

I'm 5'4, brown eyes and dark hair. I'm studying computer science at uni and work as a research engineer in the automotive industry, but I'm also bookworm and a hopeless romantic. I love journaling, reading historical fiction and watching WW2 movies (and also Disney) ,figure skating and I mostly listen to classical music, movie/games soundtracks and Taylor Swift. I'm an introvert and perfectionist with really low self-esteem and I really enjoy taking long walks in nature and late-night/early-morning car rides.

Thank you for your request!! <3

I ship you with… Don Malarkey!!

Listen as soon as you said hopeless romantic idk why I thought of Malarkey??

like just that scene where he goes to pick his uniform up from the women in England and he’s all shy and polite- it’s so cute.

I feel like Makarkey would adore your height, purely because can poke fun at you?

looks wise I don’t think he’d have a type but I always think brown hair and brown eyes can look so mysterious and cute so lets say he thinks that too.

No but seriously he’d think of you as the most beautiful person on earth. Like a literal Angel.

wouldn't swear around you. He’s a respectful KING.

Deffo would be a little shy and quieter, I feel like he’d soften his tone whilst speaking to you and the other men point this out and causes him to blush like crazy omg.

I think this would deffo spur him on to just ask you out on a whim, his palms would be sweating and he’d be so nervous for absolutely nooo reason at all cos it all goes so well for him and he’s so cute omg.

I feel like because you like early morning/ late night drives Malarkey would steal army jeeps and take you for spins.

he’d be so fun, omfg, lke whatever music you like he’d deffo end up blasting and enjoying himself.

any of the books / songs you’re into he’d deffo pretend to hate but one day you’d probably sneak up on him either humming along to the track or with his nose deep in the book.

you’d get so much satisfaction of telling him ‘I told you so’ and he’d probably get a little embarrassed and try to start play fighting with you.

loves play fighting, gets a little carried away/ excited, probs forgets his strength cos have you seen those biceps? Hello.

When Malarkey found out what you’d do for work omg he’d be soooo invested.

he’d do his best to understand it I’m sure, and support you every step of the way.

reading up on it now, Malarkey was/ is such an educated man, so I feel like sometimes you’d tell him something and he’d hit back with something super intelligent that you’re shocked at???

Like you- he’s a hopeless romantic omg, can literally not do enough for you?

Has a crush on you immediately, loves you pretty quickly too, gets a little worried others might steal you away, especially in the early days.

During harder times he still does everything and anything to spoil you. Like even if you don’t need anything Malarkey will find you something, a hat, a flower, a snowball? Like literally, needs you to be happy so he can be happy.

Would be terrible at figure skating omg, would fall on his butt every single time.

But he’d find it so sexy to watch you on the ice rink. Whilst he’s sat fallen on his bum watching you fly around he thinks he’s died and seen an angel.

bad at flirting but it’s super funny and dorky.

I feel like you’d have such a strong connection that you’d tell when he’s not feeling the best and vice versa?

alike you, I think taking him out into nature on a long walk would be sooo relaxing and peaceful for him. Like I don’t think he’d particularly want to talk about anything, but with you he’d just feel more at peace.

Would worry about you, especially after losing his good friends, he’s a little on edge, so just hold onto his hand anytime you’re in public pls.

if you were unwell he’d pace around you so anxiously. Constantly checking your temperature and trying to feed you medicine. Omg he’d be so so ontop of everything it would be so cute.

even though Malarkey is extroverted I think it would balance out your introverted side so much.

Would deffo look out for you in any kind of situation you find nerve wracking.

has to be touching you in some form.

If your self esteem is low I don’t think he’d understand at first because omg you’re beautiful and intelligent and just fucking amazing in general, what’s there to be self conscious about?

once you explain it a little more he’d understand (or try to) as much as possible. Like he’d compliment you as you were getting ready in front of a mirror and kiss your forehead- ugh he’d just be too sweet.

~~~~~~

platonically, I ship you with… Lewis Nixon!

Somebody would deffo get some classical musician mixed up (probs Liebgott) and you and Nix would correct him in sync.

Lewis would deffo raise a brow in amusement. He would be so impressed that somebody finally enjoys the same music genre as him.

after Lewis’s divorce maybe you two would just go on therapeutic drives? Like he probably won’t want to speak about it, but just enjoying company and somebody who just wants to drive around for hours on end.

Would deffo stand up for you if anybody messed with you.

like Malarkey, thinks you’re absolutely perfect so cant understand why your self-esteem is so low.

would probably give super good, casual compliments? Like he’d just randomly drop them in conversation.

super respectful of yours and Malarkey’s relationship, would deffo tease him for it.

smirks A LOT.

Would probs try to give you relationship advice lmao.

[labellerose-acheron]

ok gimme some songs forrr annie, smee, and roz

ANNIE:

Lacy, oh, Lacy, skin like puff pastry Aren't you the sweetest thing on this side of hell? Dear angel Lacy, eyes white as daisies Did I ever tell you that I'm not doing well?

Ooh, I care, I care, I care Like perfume that you wear I linger all the time Watchin', hidden in plain sight Ooh, I try, I try, I try But it takes over my life I see you everywhere The sweetest torture one could bear

Smart sexy Lacy, I'm losing it lately I feel your compliments like bullets on skin Dazzling starlet, Bardot reincarnate Well, aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist?

this song gives such sapphic jealousy vibes and i feel like that just sums up annie's entire personality lmaooooo ily annie. i also have this song on isa's playlist so like ,, glass houses,

SMEE:

Oh some evil spirit Oh some evil this way comes They told me how they fear it Now they're placing it on their tongues Oh to see it with my own eyes

No food or water for the better part of ten months Quietly he sat between the folds of a tree trunk Oh to see it with my own eyes

All the men of faith and men of science had their questions Could it ever be on earth as it is in heaven?

this song goes on all my like hunter/anti-magick/magick-suspicious persons playlists. i dont know what it is about it, but it's just the vibe. and i feel like it definitely fits smee, so i am bequeathing it to you.

ROZ:

Oh-oh, we all started out as shiny dimes But we all got flipped too many times We did it for futures that never came And for pasts that we're never gonna change

Love is in the air, I just gotta figure out a window to break out Buried alive inside my dreams, but it was all a fake-out And I don't care, I just gotta figure out a window to break out Buried alive inside my dreams, but it was all a fake-out, fake-out

roz gets fall out boy bc she's a bad bitch -- but no i like this song a lot because it's kind of about how your dreams can be kind of double edged swords and i KNOw roz loves her job but she's dedicated her life to this thing that makes her like ... a liar to everyone she loves soooo was it woRTH IT ROZ? i wanna know.

to me it really feels like she gets kind of used by the RAS and is dug so deep in the hole now how does she justify it to herself? so yea. ily.

[ahundredtimesover]

September - October 2020 Reads

Since tumblr tags are shit, here’s another way to organize all the JK fics I’ve read (and really like) so it’s easier to find them. I’ll (try to) make a list every month’s end (but I reblog them as I read so you can follow this account). Please give love to all these writers (reblog, comment!!) and of course, our lil bun jk 🐰

Note the angst, fluff, and smut descriptions and my “read if you want to” thing is just a guide bc it works for me and my mood swings

1. chewie & choco boy + loveship by @hueseok (a, f) - bf2l, college au, jock jk (read if you want a bit of angst but a lot of softness and love)

2. Waste it on me on ao3 by milkteaze (a, s) - f2l, adulting (read if you want pain and healing - involves character’s death - and my fave BFF Tae)

3. Falling skies series by @fortunexkookie (a, f, s) - f2l, best friend’s brother (read if you want a gut-wrenching and absolutely heartbreaking - involves character death - but incredibly beautiful piece of work)

4. Year 22 by @guklvr (a, f, s) - f2l, childhood friends, college au (read if you want something about growing up and childhood friends that’s a lil painful but with a satisfying end)

5. Heart of the storm by @ladyartemesia (f, s) - s2l, college au, neighbors au (read if you want hot college jk to hold you when you’re scared and something that’s so beautifully written like a poem)

6. My euphoria by @moonxochu (f) - s2l, fake dating au, ceo jk (read if you want something soft and pure and that will make you happy)

7. Seal the deal on ao3 by blaqandwhite (a, f, s) - s2l, arranged marriage au, ceo kids (read if you want a god-tier fic and one of the best arranged marriage stories out there)

8. Lost starts pt1 + pt2 by @smoochkooks (a, s) - f2l, childhood friends, idol au, fuckboy jk (read if you want your heart to break but it’s angst with a happy ending)

9. Our future by @btsmutimagines (f) - arranged marriage au (read if you want funny and adorable banter)

10. Pining 101 drabble series by @guklvr - doctors au (read if you want to imagine our favorite boys as doctors and witness idiots be so clueless)

11. Navy pt1 + pt2 by @jjkfire (a, f) - bestfriends au, childhood friends, idol au; ongoing (read if you want something about achieving dreams, pain, and misunderstandings)

12. Noise by @jjkfire (f, s) - college au, neighbors au (read if you wanna laugh and be endeared by cocky little shit jk)

13. Fairy of shampoo by @ironicarmy (f, s) - boyfriend au, domestic au (read if you’re a sucker for sweet boyfriend jk and shower sex)

14. They don’t love you like a love you drabble series pt1, pt2, pt3 by @yeojaa (a, f) - exes au (read if you want your heart to break and be put back together again)

15. The love project by @gukyi (f) - bf2l, college au (read if you want fluff and a warm hug)

16. Gardenia by @minsprings (a, f, s) - sort of e2l, arranged marriage au, royalty au (read if you want something really good ft. Prince Charming jk who will protect and love you with everything he has)

17. Are you going to stay by @hollyhomburg (a, f) - bf2l, idol au, fuckboy jk (read if you want to hurt so good)

18. Angels and airwaves series by @yeojaa (f, s) - s2l, idol au, gamer jk (read if you want to imagine meeting jk online and something so fun and soft to read)

19. Stress relief by @hobidreams (f, s) - husband au (read if you want to imagine hot and guilty husband jk and maybe be turned on)

20. Sugar high series by @yeojaa (a, f) - bf2l, idol au (read if you want a painfully beautiful and well-written idol fic that’s rly one of the best out there)

21. Stay by @jungkxook (a, f, s) - popstar jk (read if you want something that goes from soft to hard to soft ft. fluffball jk and glorious smut)

22. Half a heart without you on ao3 by blaqandwhite (a, f) - bf2l (read if you want your heart to be ripped into pieces - involves character death and not really unrequited feelings and adulting and a lot of pain - and just something that’s full of drama but still a really good story with a happy ending)

23. Bandslam pt1, pt2, pt3 by @ironicarmy (a, s) - e2l, college au, band au (read if you want intense angst and smut and a roller coaster of emotions ft. grown men being open about their feelings)

24. For science series by @boymeetsweevil (a, f, s) - f2l, nerd jk (read if you want an experience of nerd jk being an idiot and also a dash of angst and just something really good)

25. Sweetness, make it right, the draft when you say “no” but regret it by @underthejoon (a) (read if you want something heavy but written so painfully beautiful that you just have to experience this kind of writing)

26. Extra cheese, please by @vankoya (f) - bf2l, roommates au (read if you want to laugh and something fun and adorable and light)

27. The bodyguard pt1, pt2, pt3 by @letspurpletogether - mafia au, bodyguard au (read if you want something quite intense with lots of sexual tension)

28. Watchdog by @kpopisthereasonihavenolife (a) - mafia au, bodyguard au (read if you want action and angst ft. intense jk and our favorite boys)

29. Baby, baby by @gwoongi (f) - youtuber au (read if you want something feel-good and light)

30. My beauty, my blood by @7cypher (a, f) - mafia au, single parent au (read if you want pain and healing and just something really good)

31. A line crossed, A table turned drabble series by @underthejoon (a, s) - mafia au, bodyguard au (read if you want sexual tension that really is an art in itself and this is art)

32. Serendipity by @goldenscript (f) - e2l, college au (read if you want jerk jk but with so much more underneath and a story of how a relationship develops)

33. Heartbreak trials by @dreamyjoons (a, s) - f2l, roommates au, adulting, fuckboy jk (read if you want to feel a dash of pain ft. idiots)

34. Deep six by @bratkook (a, s) - gang au (read if you want something soooo sexy, that’s all I can say)

35. Crush by @jungxk (a, f, s) - husband jk, idol au, memory loss, parents au (read if you want a god-tier fic that will hurt and heal and that you can read over and over and over again)

36. The millionaire and his lover by @gukyi (a, f, s) - bf2l, fake dating au, ceo jk (read if you want angst and bestfriend banter)

(monthly reads masterpost)

[ackerfics]

hi, rory! <3 what majors would the sc veterans take if they were in the modern world?

hi, anon !! thank you so much for this ask, this is heaven in disguise from all my schoolwork. tbh, the whole time i was working for a lab report, my mind will go back to this ask bc i wanted to have the association as accurate as possible hhhajshw

i asked one of my friends for help and thank God for them bc my single brain cell really said 'it's time for you to rest' after staring at one backlog. without further ado, here are the veterans' majors if they're studying in university:

first off, hange zoe, because if you ask me this question in real life, they would be the only one i can answer. every damn time i would think of them in a college setting, being a biology major is really hange's forte. at this point, this is what everyone would associate them with.

hange is all about experimenting and doing brilliant breakthroughs in any field of science but knowing that they have this unparalleled fascination with the unusual and unexpected life-forms (ahem titans ahem), the biology lab would be the surest place where you could find hange. i feel like biology is too broad so i will add that microbiology or bacteriology are just some of the specializations they will be taking in their time in college.

imagine, being lab partners with hange and immediately knowing that you will have one of the highest grades in the class because they're that well-versed in a specific lab report. and if you're partners with them for the rest of the academic year, you might as well have a shot at an immaculate grade. i'm not saying that you should depend on them too much though hHHHH, hange is still a member of the majority of the student body who relies heavily on caffeine to keep them invigorated. who isn't at this point?

so far, some of the biology majors that i encountered (well, more like chatted behind a screen — online classes suck), they have this energy that could drain my social battery too quickly and hange fits that description. (note that this doesn't apply to any college bc i observed this in mine soooo 🤭) they're the type to always go on a tangent on a certain science article or coerce you into joining this org thing. i can imagine levi just looking at hange like they're the one sucking his brain cells out whenever they speak about a documentary in bbc they watched the night before.

and if you're stuck on anything biology-related, hange will be the best person to ask help from. they're the first ray of sunlight you get while waking up. they're that approachable.

okay, so erwin smith.

don't come at me but he just radiates this ceo vibes and with that, one of his probably majors is business administration. i know this is so stereotypical of me but let's face it, erwin is a smooth talker through and through and if he doesn't take up marketing, business is one way to spend his college years. knowing his personality in attack on titan of establishing deals easily with a determined resolve, he fits the broadest description of being a business administration major. (again, don't come at me because my consultant for this statement is google and nobody comes after google sometimes hhhhh)

just for the benefit of myself, i will add what google says about this major, "[they] learn the mechanics of business through classes in fundamentals, such as finance, accounting and marketing ... students find ways to solve problems using data and they develop communication and managerial skills." and i thank you.

he's also probably the most well-spoken and most professional when conversing with others among his friends (and i'm not saying this to drag the other characters but this is what i pick up on) and that is exactly the qualities his major specializes. it is expected for them to strike deals and be a people person and who better character for the job than our very own erwin smith 🤩

now i mentioned 'one of the probable majors' and yes, aside from business administration, philosophy just exudes erwin smith. ngl, when i imagined erwin in a college setting, this major will always come first. his mind is just so sexy to me??? and i hope you guys think the same, too, because i don't want to be the only one who thinks that 👀 kidding aside, erwin is one of the smartest people in attack on titan and every time he speaks in one episode, my brain will instantly go mush, and that's what i feel when i hear philosophy majors talk.

philosophy majors (according to any other youtuber who does lookbooks for various majors hhhhhh) challenge what is unanswerable and analyze questions with no right answer. i feel like erwin, like hange, will talk all night to explain a theory. just imagine a date with him and you just listen to him rant about a topic that they should be making a report on. just listen to this man, okay?? it's adorable when he lets his guard down to include you in his little bubble of philosophies. he would also mention random things that he learned in classes, sometimes finding joy in knowing the philosophies of other people, or even deciphering levi's dream of an apocalyptic world. (it pisses levi off but he just leave him be.)

if you want a man who can do both of these majors, erwin smith is the answer 😉

sigh, mike zacharias.

this man holds so many talents and will forever amaze me.

i assume all of us here watched the movie perfume. and no, i'm not saying that mike is going to be a murderer but just like the main character of that film, making perfumes will be his forte with that sense of smell of his. and here, i conclude that mike will definitely take up chemical engineering.

he gives me the vibes that if it covers the one thing he does best, he will love his major. (mr. zacharias, can you please spare me that quality because i really need that now 😩) being in the labs while experimenting mundane things that can be found in the environment to create different scents is also a likely situation you can find him in, again, very much like hange. he's the type of student who really puts so much effort in staying afloat the honors list, even to the point of topping midterms in his major, for the sake of his dream. there will never be a moment where you will catch him complain about his major and professors.

he's that type of friend in college who agrees to any rant you say but in reality, he's got his life easy 😭

i headcanon mike owning a perfume shop after college just like how levi always dreamed of having a tea shop.

okay, imagine this little scenario if you're dating mike where he creates this unique perfumes as random gifts for you. they're not the typical perfumes that can seep through the room and can make you gag for no reason, they're subtle scents that will stay for the duration of the day. because again, he's got a sensitive nose, so making perfumes according to what his sense of smell dictates will always result in a revolutionary experiment. if you're randomly blurting out that you want a fusion of flowers and fruits as your perfume, say no more, he's your man.

now, the veteran who i find the hardest to associate a major with — levi ackerman.

after much deliberation and a break from plant physiology, i see him taking up law or criminology.

(i asked some of this from my mom because she attended law school :>>>)

levi is so organized and detailed in the things that he do and he fits in either of these majors since they require tedious memorizations and analysis of laws and crime scenes while being assertive enough to defend someone. he's the typical person who blurts out the true situation of a crime scene when watching film adaptations. yeah, he's that person, the one who sucks the enthusiasm out of you while watching a movie because he just had to correct some of the scenes. nevertheless, he means well though, he just wanted you to understand the reality unlike how films portray gruesome murders. movie nights always end up with levi ranting about half-assed mystery clichés.

levi's binder of readings are always too bright for everyone's good. his notes are full of highlighters and scribbles that it can blind someone. for one, he's always up all night studying his readings and cases for a practice court so by choosing neon highlighters, it's a way for him to wake up. there isn't one book in his possession that he doesn't highlight like it's a fricking coloring book. hange once jokingly said that his binder now acts like his bible and for once, he agrees because he was never seen without one. hange had a field day since levi never agrees with them.

when doing practice courts though, his go-to resting bitch face always come in handy when carrying out his role as one of the lawyers. he's just so sexy with his hands in the pockets of his slacks as he tries to justify his supposed client. the way he questions the accused definitely isn't hot because he's like one of the panelists in your thesis defense, the one who just comes up with questions that have you melting on the spot. he's dangerous i tell you. it also doesn't help if you accidentally hurt one of his friends or just landed randomly in his blacklist for being annoying as hell. relax though, he doesn't mean harm other than the fact that he's ready to throw some hands from all the pent-up rage he gathered in his body.

of course, i couldn't forget how he dresses up like a typical dark academia fanatic so look out for eye-candy.

if you want someone who can recite articles from the constitution, this man is perfect for you 😌

i had so much fun doing this !! again, i'm not generalizing every major i've talked about in these little headcanons, this is all for fun and based on the people i encountered in college. if you want more of this, don't hesitate to ask !! 😚

[lululawrence]

lululawrence’s April 2021 Fic List

Previous Fic Lists / Fic List Podcast Masterpost

April has been a bit of a roller coaster, hasn’t it? But here we are, already almost May! I was able to read so many incredible fics this month. Like... truly, so many STELLAR fics. I’m finally back to reading more of last year’s Big Bang fics, plus a couple that I betaed have already posted, and then I threw in some other shorter ones for fun as well, and I cannot wait to share them with you and tell you what I loved about each one.

In fact, if you’d really like to hear me rhapsodize about these fics, you can listen to my podcast here.

As always, be sure to show your love and appreciation for all of the hard work our fandom authors have put into their fics with kudos, nice comments, and (when applicable) reblogging their fic posts!

Falling in the Wrong Direction by @fallinglikethis / FallingLikeThis (25k, E, Harry/Louis, past Liam/Harry, Big Bang fic, based on Catch and Release, grieving Harry, Liam has recently died when the fic starts, Louis was Liam’s best friend, enemies to friends to lovers, roommates Niall and Zayn, secrets, for real the grief is real in this one, soooo many emotions and all of them perfectly navigated, i loved it all so very much)

sustenance by Anonymous (12k, E, Harry/Louis, Girl Direction, Induced Lactation, Breastfeeding, Lactation Kink, Footballer Louis, Public Breastfeeding, I mean it kinda is public cause they’re surrounded by others due to the nature of the experiment, It’s a whole science thing, it’s... listen it’s all for smut’s sake and it’s fucking hot so, if lactation kink is your thing you gotta do it lol)

Let Me Kiss You by Anonymous (4k, G, Harry/Louis, Zayn/Louis, Liam/Louis, Niall/Louis, Canon Compliant, Louis kisses everyone, I think he and Harry are actually dating and he isn’t dating the rest, anyway, Recreational Drug Use aka weed lol, It’s back when the band was together but kinda seems to float across some years?, Fuck, listen, this fic was just so incredibly pure and good, I loved it so much, I loved how each kiss had a different reason, and the way it is all framed???, IT’S WONDERFUL I LOVED IT PLEASE READ IT)

Hooked With Just One Taste by @dinosaursmate / dinosaursmate (49k, E, Harry/Louis, Big Bang fic, Cam Boy Louis, Rich Harry, Former-Celebrity Harry, he’s still kinda famous but not actively if that makes sense lmao, side Ziall, I LOVE THE ZIALL OKAY OMG, Also listen, this fic is sooooo smutty and hot and great, but it also is so pure and good?, Like the way Harry and Louis interact and grow to be so into each other for more than just sexy times?, SO GOOD, anyway read itttttt, the art is PERFECT for it too!, props to @wilywolf for that hehe)

your crimes are quiet, my love by @lightwoodsmagic / lightswoodmagic (sarah_writes) (98k, E, Zayn/Liam, Harry/Louis, Big Bang fic, Miss Congeniality AU, but make it darker and more realistic, lolllll It’s still sooooo much fun though omggggg, MI5 Agents Liam and Zayn, Ziam are partners for work, pining, SO much pining, friends to lovers, oblivious boys seriously, Louis is the pageant trainer/consultant, Harry is Liam’s roommate for the pageant and a contestant, I cannot express to you how incredible this fic was and how much it sucks you in, the storyline was such an original and incredible and creepy yet really lovely take on the original story, i fucking loved it, oh there’s side Shiall too and I loved them even if they weren’t in it nearly so much as the rest!)

Favourite Boy by @quelsentiment / wordsnnotes (9k, T, Zayn/Louis, pining, lack of communication, Friends with Benefits to Lovers, Except they’re more just... the benefits?, I guess it’s more like... Regular Booty Calls to Lovers, lmaoooo, for real though this fic omggggg, it sucked me right into Zayn’s head and the whole issue of it all, and they just won’t talk!!!, SO CRAZY GOOD OMG)

But I’m the Quarterback by @evilovesyou / 4ureyesonly28 (52k, E, Harry/Louis, Big Bang fic, But I’m the Cheerleader AU, quarterback Harry, Conversion Therapy Camp, Sexuality Crisis, Gay Awakening, Crisis of Faith, Self Harm, Listen, this fic is heavy at times, but for the most part it really is so lovely and gentle, The way Harry comes to learn about himself and accept himself, all with the wonderful people around him going through the same thing, AND LARRY AND LLOYD OMGGGG I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHH, anyway, i love this fic please give it a chance if you can handle the tags!, and MASSIVE shout out to the artist @whatagreatproblemtohave for the amazing art!)

Felt Nothing Like Home by @becomeawendybird / QuickedWeen (62k, E, Harry/Louis, Big Bang fic, Bon Appetit Test Kitchen AU, Specifically a Brad/Claire AU for those who are familiar hehe, Pastry Chef Harry, Professional Chef Louis, YouTube AU, Pining, All the fucking pining, Friends to Lovers, Secret Relationship, This fic is so warm and lovely and soft, And funny omg so funny, but also so sweet, it was absolutely stellar, I love)

The Journal by @wait4ever / RecycledStardust and @evilovesyou / 4ureyesonly28 (14k, G, Harry/Louis, Alternate Universe, Magic, Spells, Mystery, Twin Flames, Soulmates, Reincarnation in a way, Rituals, 1990s AU, but also a Historical fic in certain scenes, and NO the 90s aren’t historical yet FIGHT ME, anyway sorry lol, This fic is so special and I keep getting choked up just thinking about it, It is absolutely lovely and the found friends/family aspect is also so so lovely, and I just, Oh gosh it is a must read please read this fic I’m begging you)

Things Unsaid by @londonfoginacup / LadyLondonderry (4k, G, Harry/Louis, Soulmate Fest fic, which of course means Soulmates!, Soulmarks, Meet Cute, Or well kinda a meet ugly whoops, lol, Lilo Friendship, Humor, Listen this fic is borderline crack in the best way and I laughed so many times reading it, It was lighthearted and wonderful)

To the late night double feature show by @londonfoginacup / LadyLondonderry (2k, NR, Harry/Louis, Halloween fic, Cryptid Harry, kinda? I think he’s considered a cryptid?, lmao ANYWAY, meet cute, Clifford, Crack, This fic was once again adorable and silly and yet soft and warm and once again, I love it, Let’s all just sit and admire the way Emmu’s brain works shall we?)

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Keywords for overall energies of the signs

Aries: a baby, a tomboy, the sporty type, loud, aggressive, determined, a literal cartoon character, “let’s do it now!”, what you see is what you get, the one to yell while playing arcades, sexual, competitive, you can find them at the gym, flushed skin, friendly, protective, “yaaaaay!!!”, sooo much energy, confident, so many ideas yet so little time, cheerful, inpatient, fast, creative, sports fan, gets emotional easily, “I will fight you!”, bold, clumsy, independent, charming, in your face, a leader, sharp features, a golden retriever on crack.

Taurus: sensual, possesive, materialistic, stubborn, loves art, history and beautiful things; vintage item collector, fashionable, sweet tooth, likes fancy things, great at managing money (or spending it lol), doesn't like change, consistent, a nice voice, lightly scented perfume, is probably into ASMR, gentle, graceful, patient, chill, great advisor, calm, lazy, has an eye for quality, loves good food, in tune with their body’s needs, physical touch is important to them, will buy you gifts, all about the 5 senses.

Gemini: social, talkative, intellectual, gossipy, bubbly, funny, likes word plays and riddles, crafty, good with their hands, pays attention to the details, anxious, will google random things, gathers knowledge on everything, will stumble on their words, A LOT of nervous energy, gets easily distracted and easily bored, a lot of hand gestures, needs constant mental stimulation, very changeable, on-and-off, curious, witty, a cameleon, knows all the memes (or is a meme themself tbh), a talented writer, animated, *Chris Evans left boob grab*.

Cancer: homebody, sensitive, sentimental, clingy, nurturing, loyal, sympathetic, motherly, will babysit you, moody, soft, family type, giggly, protective, expresses emotions through creativity, feminine, will dabble in both lighter and darker themes, likes traditions, probably into picnics and tea parties or that weird tiny food cooking, needs to feel comfortable, easily influenced by moon phases, quiet, feminist activist, a home cook, a great listener, introverted, clear watery eyes, great memory, dark romantic glam; what youth is used to, age remembers.

Leo: flashy, confident, the star, dramatic, expressive, artsy, joyful, shines on stage, swag, prom queen/king, theater kid, great hair, charismatic, proud, the most chill out of the fire signs - they’re just too cool to be that obnoxiously loud, slow-mo sexy walk, egotistical, loves to be the best at what they do, "look at meee!", literal sunshine, heart of gold, generous, attention-seeker, bright smile, irresistible charm, stylish, every child’s role model, knows how to look good on camera, bling! bling!, *Tony Stark throwing a peace sign*.

Virgo: hard-working, perfectionist, pedantic, a know-it-all, shy, critical, analytical, great with details, will do most of the work in a group assignment cause they don’t want the other person to screw up the project, practical, the nerdy type, an egghead, low key funny, a smartass, nitpicky, polite, obsessive, tense, always willing to help, sincere, fitness and nutrition junkie, hypochondriac tendencies, “diD yOu kNoW tHaT...”, usually not social but can speak and communicate very easily, great journalist, basically Hermione Granger.  

Libra: the pretty one, a social butterfly, tactful, indecisive, the nicest of the signs, dyplomatic, balanced, always dating, symmetrical shapes, delicate round features, likes beauty, fashion and makeup; great artistic sense, well-balanced taste, the one to compliment you, great communication, charming, flirty, soft colours, needs harmony, hates confrontations, offending anyone is the last thing on their mind, repulsed by brash people, can be old fashioned to the point of tackiness, cute, the basic bitch, fake, vain, probably into pinterest moodboards.

Scorpio: dark, mysterious, possessive, secretive, jealous, manipulative, reflective, will see right through you, is into the occult or criminology or some horror and stuff, goes through transformative situations in their life, dark type romantic, edgy jewelry, “Ophelia” by John Everett Millais, intense, goth on the inside (or the outside), leather and lace, deep DEEP emotions, Winona Ryder’s iconic roles, hard to open up, holds grudges, *frowns brows while staring into the distance*, will secretly stalk & observe you, will give you a death stare and make you cry.

Sagittarius: enthusiastic, can compete with an Aries with their loudness, goofy, blunt, genuine, tactless, a bookworm, likes travels, fascinated with anything foreign, soooo generous, a walking party, the one to put their foot in their mouth, needs freedom, happy-go-lucky, optimistic, impulsive, spontaneous, forgetful, short attention span, obnoxious, will ask existential questions, pHiLOsOphIcAl, can also be very zen and spiritual, the class clown, pop culture junkie, "I can't be taaaamed", *Bilbo Baggins running screaming “I’m going on an adventure!!!!”*.

Capricorn: authoritative, ambitious, hard-working, stoic, workaholic, opportunistic, rigid, responsible, resting bitch face, with an attitude, all about status, patient, reliable, serious, a shy type of smile, cold, loyal, sooo self-critical, sarcastic, *Dave Grohl breaking his leg on stage and still playing the whole show*, is into high status and brand names, ages well, a great storyteller, self-sufficient, an investor, being a damn pro, dark sense of humor, "You like my hair?? Gee thanks, just bought it... I see it I like it I want it I GOT IT" 🎶 .

Aquarius: flashes of brilliance, intellectual, aloof, a humanitarian, an activist, liberal, concerned with social issues, "emotions? I don't know her", genius, friendly, a weirdo, chases aliens, a trendsetter, eccentric, a proud rebel, stubborn yet open-minded, friends come first, great sense of humor, likes new gadgets and inventions, quirky, science nerd, loves and hates people at the same time, funny, distant, dreams of the utopian world, an individual, needs to be unique, hates labels, the inventor, a lightning bolt, “Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist”.

Pisces: a dreamer, big imagination, artistic, lives in their own bubble, believes they're psychic, can be so pessimistic omg!, likes to talk to animals, compassionate, empathetic, head in the clouds, pretends they're in a music video when they listen to music, delusional, sees everything as doom and gloom, creative, will love you despite your flaws, big glossy eyes, sensitive, shy, sophisticated, a sweetheart, a poet, a blind follower, in tune with the nature, will pucker their mouth, literally loves being in the water... or sailing... or being on the beach.