#you beautiful motherfucker

[unhinged-nymph]

GORGEOUS !!!!!!!

[elskiee]

you are playing the father of the atomic bomb why the fuck are you wearing huda beauty voluminizing mascara glossier blush in the shade "beam" charlotte tilbury concealer pat mcgrath eyeliner and dior fucking lip oil with clinique black honey lipstick???? cunt

pic: @/cill_i_am on twt

[hayaku14]

IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY

[toshidou]

This is a PSA to any of my fellow chubby sweethearts out there:

Simon fucking loves every inch of your curves, is so obsessed with your body he hardly knows what to do with himself. He knows you're nothing short of a ethereal, and would happily spend the rest of his life worshipping you, and fuck, if he isn't going to give it his best fucking shot.

He loves the way his clothes envelop you, the hem of his shirt hitting your mid thigh, coaxing his hands to grab the plush of your legs between his fingers, warm and so, so soft. He loves the feeling of you sat on his lap, although it had taken you some coaxing at first, unsure and wary eyes avoiding his gaze as you mumble something about "hurting him", and Simon can't recall the last time he heard something so ridiculous, so he lifts you up, and deposits you straight onto his lap, a bemused smile forming at your adorably shocked expression. It's become both of your favourite forms of skinship ever since.

And he fucking adores your stomach. He doesn't give a single fuck about your opinions on it, he loves it because it's attached to you, because it's a part of a silhouette that has him on his knees and begging just for a second of your attention. He goes near feral at the sight of tummy spilling over the waistband of your panties, and you damn right near kill him every time you turn around and he's met with the sight of your ass peeking out from under alluring lace.

But more than anything else, Simon loves how he can make you feel safe with just his size alone. Over the past year, that arbitrary concern about crushing him or being too shy to wear crop tops has all but vanished, you know that he was made just for you, that he will always love you, absolutely unconditionally. And Simon will always be there to catch you when those pesky insecurities catch up to you once again, with tender kisses to your tummy, worship whispered into your skin so delicately, as though he hopes the words will seep through your pores.

[homoeroticgrappling]

I need this IMMEDIATELY.

[tinybearfeet]

an ace attorney prosecutor can actually be something so personal

[sporesgalaxy]

dungeon meshi is threatening to make me actually put effort into figuring out what id need to do to go back for a masters degree because Laios makes me miss working with other insane biologists so bad

[still-fatemeh]

I'm fi-

I SAID I'M FINE

[juergenklopp]

BRYCE HARPER makes a stellar diving catch on his first career start playing first base, making his first appearance in the field since April 16, 2022. Ordinarily a right fielder, Harper was limited to designated hitter duties since he tore his ulnar collateral ligament in his right elbow and getting a reconstruction surgery in November 2022 (July 21, 2023)

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Godzilla, to Mothra: STOP. BEING. SO. BEAUTIFUL. I. CAN'T. FUCKING. FOCUS.

Generation AU: MonsterVerse Edition for the King and Queen.

Mothra goes whatever she pleases to do with her husband, and if Godzilla refuses/disagrees to the point, she'll used her...ahem... "LEVEL OF HOTNESS OVERLOAD", which he loses control...😧

@sassyassblog

[unhinged-nymph]

gorgeous golden boy ✨

[helenkordart]

Recently the 4th volume of the english Thousand Autumns came out and when I saw Mimo′s design of beloved old fart Guang Lingsan, all I could say was "awooga humina humina humina", so like

[hayaku14]

I just watched detco m27 and all imma say is that kaishin, I love you bby but I came out of that movie simping on hattori heiji HARD. kaito and shinichi can have each other and I'll just take heiji idc!!!!

he was giving THIS. THIS!!!! LIKE HOW COULD I RESIST????

[krafterwrites-alt]

I read some Youtube comments (a mistake) and apparently some people don't like how Frontiers looks? Like ?????? HOW

[frecklystars]

I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"

and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE

[ahhale-werewolves]

no no no no. you're listening to the song but are you actually HEARING the song.

he's literally saying that if your wings can't reach heaven HE WILL LITERALLY BRING IT DOWN TO YOU.

he doesn't belong in heaven, isn't trying to reach it even, but he wants YOU TO MAKE IT THERE BECAUSE YOU ARE HEAVENLY TO HIM.

;___: rip my mfing heart out.