#you little douche

[rowsandrowsofnothing]

changing lives (putting the fear of god into a third grader after he made his sister cry)

[chaos-mybeloved]

Just a soft Rafe Cameron drabble

“Why are you being nice, Rafe Cameron?” you ask. He is currently on his knees in the middle of the sidewalk picking up the books he made you drop. You had bumped into a firm chest on your way out of the bookstore and you had lost your grip; the contents of your recent purchase spreading out on the ground. Rafe had taken one look down at you and suddenly he was mumbling out apologies and dropping to one knee. He had all your books back in the bag before you could even think to bend down and grab them yourself. 

“What do you mean? I’m always nice,” he replies. You raise an eyebrow at him but take the bag from his outstretched hand nonetheless. “Well,” he continues, “I’m always nice to you.”

You want to laugh because it's true. Everyone on this island has been on the receiving end of Rafe Cameron’s temper before, but never you. Maybe being neighbours for your entire life afforded you some privileges no one else has. 

“You’re right, thank you, Rafe,” you smile at him. He ducks his head, a hand rubbing at the back of his neck. You can see the blush spreading across his cheeks but you choose to ignore it.  You move to step around him but he grabs your arm. You stop, waiting, but he just stares at you.

“Rafe?”

“Shit, sorry, uhh, I just wanted to apologize for missing your birthday last weekend. The boys wanted an excuse to drink and then Barry came over and it turned into this big thing and—”

“Rafe,” you interrupt, “you don’t owe me an explanation. I didn’t even think you remembered my birthday.”

“We used to always spend it together, remember?” 

Of course, you remember. How could you forget beach days with Rafe on your birthday, the only time he ever surfed with you? Or trips to the mainland just for that one ice cream parlour you mentioned you liked? Most of the jewelry you’re wearing right now came from a birthday gift from Rafe. You could never forget. 

“I remember, but that was a long time ago. We’re not really those kids anymore, are we?” 

“Shit, yea, yea, you’re right. But—” he lets out a sharp breath “—what if I want to be those kids again?” 

You sigh, “Rafe.”

“Come on, I gave you space and time like you said you needed. Just give me a chance. I can be good. I know, okay, I know you’ve heard the rumours and stuff about me but I’m not really like that. You know me.”  He steps closer until you have to tilt your head back to maintain eye contact. You remember when the two of you were the same height. Sometimes, you want to go back to those days. The days when he wasn’t Rafe Cameron, kook prince. Days when he was just a boy and you were just a girl. 

“Fine,  just one date.”

[lunarw0rks]

i'm really not trying to start an argument here (for the love of god don't) if you're going to be nasty/rude, please just move on.

but könig's VA — jim boeven — with all the "sigma male" posts on his twt/insta... and how he immediately shut down the idea of könig liking plus-size people, with zero hesitation.... and was kinda standoffish about it........

i'm not gonna say anything else..... but you guys know what i'm thinking....

[anjanahalo]

Working on the outline of my ghost story which, so far, feels like two fics of the two time periods I’m hoping to release in parallel, and I found the key way to write Heartbroken Kid Danny right is the same reason Damian, of all the batfam, connects with him fastest:

Treat the kid like a formally socialized cat that’s gone feral.

[tf2heritageposts]

the mercs and which pokémon generation would be their favorite:

scout: strikes me as either the douche who actually liked sword and shield or someone who’s new to the series and only has played pokémon go or scarlet and violet

pyro: gen 2, specifically crystal. likes the sprite work the best and tries to shiny hunt for pokémon they think look the coolest or the cutest

soldier: barely understands how video games work, but his favorite is gen 5 because it’s based off america, specifically pokémon white/black 2. he blasts through the story by overlevling his starter and braveriary he named uncle sam in all caps because he didn’t realize there was a lowercase option, then uses shock and awe as he sweeps the place with no regard for super effective moves or strategies. sun tzu would be ashamed

demoman: while there was a dlc for sword and shield for an isle based off scotland, there’s no way in sweet hell he’d actually like those games, let alone ones based in britain. he’d probably like gen 3 or 4, ruby and platinum respectively. he plays competitive very casually, and only really plays the lower tiers because he finds them more fun than the higher tiers. also they have his favorite pokémon in them

engineer: honestly, he’d probably like any of the games, but i think he’d love gen 1 specifically for it’s interesting glitches. god knows he’s the type of guy to look for ways to fuck up a game like pikasprey. he’d probably like yellow the best

heavy: uhhhhh my brain says he’d be a genwunner, but considering he has a lit degree, he’d probably like gen 5 since it has one of the best and most mature stories in the series. would choose black/white 2 but prefer white 2

medic: he’s a genwunner i’m sorry i love him but he only has the gameboy games and nothing else, on original carts too. he doesn’t have a real play style, he mostly just plays the games over and over every time he’s bored. may try speedrunning it sometimes. he has all three but he prefers blue

sniper: probably either gen 3 or gen 7, though he specifically plays the games to collect critters and not really to actually engage with the story or do competitive or whatnot. he has the national dex completed on every save file he does. plays emerald, fire red, and honestly he’d probably play sun or moon

spy: gen 6, it’s based off france come on. he plays competitive and will bully everyone else for their “bad competitive teams” because everyone else tends to just use their favorites. he also plays only OU and UBERS because he’s lame like that. he also has both games because he’s fucking rich and has two ds’ he trades to himself with

bonus:

merasmus: gen 4, but he likes the gen 2 remakes the best. when soldier isn’t pissing him off he does shiny hunts and uses magic to manipulate the odds because he’s an impatient motherfucker. plays heart gold

pauling: probably wouldn’t care about pokémon honestly, but she strikes me as the kind who’d actually like the spin-offs the best, specifically any of the mystery dungeon games, but specifically gen 4

saxton: realistically he’d probably break a game console and call it for kids, but if he did manage to like a game, he’d like the pokken games or scarlet and violet, and doesn’t care which one it is

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Love how you can watch my descent into madness and hyper fixation with the clock 😂

She knows it's all an act as The Dark One. He can make himself look however he wants. He's just trying to look deranged and unapproachable for this reason.

That little snarl, calling her 'dearie' that isnt a term of endearment. That means you're just like everyone else.

No it fucking doesnt you liar.

That's right babe.

He's projecting just remember that.

She's holding back tears and so am i.

For ever rumplestiltskin. For someone immortal you'd better think about this twice.

[morguemaw]

ever since playing overwatch ive gotten a huge hunch they do not care about player comfortability and more about how many people can get into a game at once ive had MASSIVE issues where ive blocked/reached max people to avoid in a game, and when i remeet them i get the instant reason why they are blocked/avoided i get overwatch wants people to just play so yk you dont go into lobbies where backfill occurs and games just dont happen, but if i block someone/avoid them i DONT want to KEEP PLAYING !!!! ive met 2 people ive blocked and one i genuinely hate playing with and each time im reminded why i dont want to play with them and end up not playing for a hot second idk i would rather deal with backfill and take forever to get into a match knowing ppl i dislike/want to avoid arent there rather then get my teeth knocked in with waves of insults/targeted killing and end up just not interacting with the game imo

[rsanchezslut]

Yes this is a gorls support gorls page but I think meeting Unity only a couple months in to dating Rick would be SOOO wild. Like, of course you don't wanna be jealous of their history with him, and they're too... professional, per se, to be aggravated by you....

but Rick doing some rick type shit where he leaves you alone w/ them for a while and you just kinda sit there together in silence.........

They're like... "so. How much of his history do you know?

And you're like. "Um. How much do you know?"

And it's just so .... skjfhadkjsfha

(plus Morty being all nervous by the thought of you guys fighting... trying to placate you both.... LMFAO it's so. Morty. You're 14!!)

[skaruresonic]

the whole "Shadow should express himself more" thing is what especially gets me, because personally I love emotionally constipated kuudere characters who would rather gnaw their own arms off than admit they have fee-fees.

it's very fun when they can't say what they mean. prickly reticent ice kings, my beloved <3

[aliensmoothie]

Hi Nick!!!! Curious about Baloney... how would you rank his relationship with all the origins :)!? Anyone he's besties with? Who he butts heads with ^^!

OH HE IS BESTIES WITH . well pretty much all the origins except astarion . and lae'zel seems largely neutral on him ( besides saying she wants him . she moved SO FAST ) but that's good enough for him . the problem between him and astarion is that astarion thinks doing anything nice is stupid and has Not gotten along with baloney because of it . because of who baloney is i do think he would still try to make friends with him but i think he can go fuck himself . WBDJKG . anyways . everyone else he has been getting along GREAT with . ranking them from best to worst i think it would go . like .

gale + wyll + karlach ( absolutely tied these four are having a blast together )

shadowheart ( she's warming up to him i think !)

lae'zel ( baloney is a very impractical person and makes dumb decisions often and that does not strike me as something she would appreciate in someone . but otherwise they are getting along )

astarion ( astarion )

[spitblaze]

hey trans women correct me if im wrong but i get the feeling that despite terfs just...saying whatever will make transfems sound the most disgusting in that exact moment that it is, in fact, generally a sign that something is wrong if a bottom surgery vagina smells noticeably bad. much like bio vaginas

[yappacadaver]

i s2g no one gets my feelings on raymond like INSYM does

WHO ELSE is going back into this game saying shit like "i kinda just want to see raymond. should we get the fuck you raymond ending? lets kill him I want to kill him. lets end on a banger and kill raymond for the last ending."

[ace-with--a-mace]

i still cant believe they nerfed my guy mike wheeler like that, that's not my boy

[gh-0-stcup]

Yes, Parker - it is entirely possible to just have simple casual sex and for it not to be a big deal. However when you spend a week hanging out "incessantly" with someone, share intimate emotional info, and then just never call or see them again after having sex? That isn't simple casual sex.

[unbearably-bear]

wtf I just had some terf shit come up on my "based on your likes" thing while scrolling

Reminder to anyone who follows me; FUCK TERFS

[laurelwinchester]

I hope Avery is just an apparently moronic stepdad but the way he broke into that couple's tent and searched everything makes me really suspicious of him. It's weird enough that Emily stalked people she saw for the first time, but why is he acting like this?

well he does live with two women who are admittedly into true crime podcasts so maybe they've just turned him into a citizen sleuth.

honestly though i haven't really gotten any super suspicious vibes from him so far. i'm definitely not discounting the possibility that's there's a lot more going on with him because everyone in this show has secrets but to me he more reads like a well meaning dude who is trying real hard. maybe a little too hard.

emily is a typical 2022 teenager. she's nosy, even to her own detriment, she's into podcasts, she's obsessed with her phone, she's craving independence, and she has an overprotective dad. she also has strong opinions, a stubborn streak, and has inherited her mother's love of mysteries and her father's drive to help people.

and avery seems focused on bonding with her. which is hard! it can be hard to bond with a teenager as a step parent. it's even harder to bond with a kid working at asserting their independence the way emily is. it's obvious he hasn't been a parent long, he's new to the game and he will make mistakes, but he desperately wants that connection and he doesn't want her to push him away. so he's on this camping trip with her without carla, he's helping her with her podcast, he's asking her to teach him alanis morissette lyrics, he's going along with her into the woods to search for the weird and obnoxious young couple (who i have to imagine has been annoying everyone around them) even though he's wondering if he should be suspicious of them. he is fully determined to be the cool stepdad.

we're only two episodes in so there is plenty of time for him to be unmasked as king of the douchebags and i would not be at all surprised if he was - mostly because henry ian cusick is so good at playing shady. but so far...idk he surprisingly seems mostly harmless.