#you’re welcome :)

[darkfictionjude]

But Lorcan is a kitty 😭😭

Are you saying Nia cannot be a kitty nonnie? *raises eyebrows in suspicion*

This is Lorcan as cat:

This is Imre:

This is Nia:

[jeromepowell]

-50 beeps??? I dont know what to say...

How about “thank you”?

[nocontextlestat]

[therootednomad]

[little-cereal-draws]

Ok but if Polites lived until Mutiny, it would've been so much more tragic.

He would've been defending Odysseus' decisions out of loyalty to his friend but also 100% understanding Eurylochus' very valid concern of starving to death. He would try to stay as neutral as possible and talk both of his friends down but would ultimately be unable to stop their sword fight. They are way past listening to his reasoning.

As a last-ditch effort, he throws himself in between them.

Right into Eurylochus' sword.

Odysseus and Eurylochus freeze as Polites clutches his stomach.

It was a strong thrust, intended to kill, and cut right through Polites' worn-down armor. As he falls back, both of his friends rush to his side in terror and guilt. His voice is wet and warbled by the blood seeping between his lips as he tells them they need to be kind. They used to all be brothers. What happened? How did such a big rift grow between them? Please, please swear to him to stop fighting.

They both swear and Polites' eyes glass over, a ghost of a smile on his lips.

There's a moment of silence broken only by the rumble of thunder.

Odysseus fails at choking back a sob.

He looks up at Eurylocus, tears and rage in his eyes. "You did this," he whispers.

[archeronlochan]

Bruce Wayne being a hot dad

[stonerbellybabe]

I think this is the last time I’ll ever be able to get these shorts up over my fat ass… it took 5 whole minutes and I got a little sweaty.

[baggy-holmes]

the tag really ruins this one :\

[infinite-orangepeel]

joe keery making everyone foam at the mouth by simply pushing the hair out of his face (the power he has over me…IM WEAK)

gif credits to: @pixiekeery (gif 2), @wrestless-waves (gif 3), @stevexharringtonx (gif 7 and 9), @eddielove (gif 6), @gothsugarwhore (gif 1), @charlie-hunnam (gif 5)

[blue-rhapsody]

So yes, Feng Xin’s heavenly title got bastardized to basically mean ‘big dick’, and that is hilarious and great. We love that for him.

But I feel like the fandom often forgets that Mu Qing’s weapon of choice is a sword(specifically a saber). A TWO METER LONG ONE. And i don’t think I need to tell anyone here that a sword is a common euphemism for dick.

Whether it was intentional or not, both parts of FengQing have a dick joke baked into their character, and I for one think that’s amazing.

[teleport-warning]

[yumchxa]

‘I’ll make a man out of you’ but it’s Liu Kang (I had a vision ok)

(thanks again to @/niku30_ on Instagram for the template for Liu’s tattoos. it really saved my life and time. 😭)

[babiestdollxo]

am I overdressed?

[radiant-cowgirl]

david who has a personal lawyer and a habit of regularly making sure his affairs are legally in order should he meet an untimely end. after his father’s death, he figured it was the least he could do for his mate and his pack.

none of the pack know about it, but it names asher to be first considered for alpha and angel to remain part of the pack, regardless of his fate. all of his physical possessions have a pretty even 50/50 split between asher and angel, except all pack properties and the company, which will be left to milo. anything physical left of his dad’s will go to darlin.

he combs through the will with his lawyer at least once a year, if not, twice

he visited his lawyer directly after the inversion to double, triple, quadruple check that everything was in order and that his mate and family will be taken care of, even if he can’t be the one to do it.

[gamsdoodles]

insert the box scene from dreamworks Madagascar

[number-onekidqueen]

Just a friendly reminder that Annabeth accidentally witnessed her older, big brother the boy she loved and trusted more than her own dad betray her and all she stood for and attack her friend.

Imagine how still she must’ve been in disbelief and pain.