#your honour they are So tired

[lazylittledragon]

it’s being normal about dad gale hours again

[megane-sama]

Kazuki crying just because Rei asked to help is so Kazuki, he's so dramatic lmao.

But seriously, its so nice to see Rei actually putting more conscious effort into helping out with Miri and not just being carried along by Kazuki. Because let's be honest, it's one thing to decide to do something and another to actually do it so I'm glad we get to see him take decisive action.

And we see he's also unsure about it and asks if Miri will like it, because maybe he knows he'll never be as good at this stuff as Kazuki is but he still tries anyways. Its the effort...THE EFFORT.

[houseofache]

listening to blood sport from the room below version again…. god i love vessel’s voice so much. it’s just perfect??

[kayatoastkkat]

respectfully Jekyll what the fuck are you trying to do here

LIKE WTF IS THIS POSE WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE BESIDES MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT AND EASILY SPOTTED BY PRANCING ABOUT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

gay <33

muted colours Hyde brings me so much happiness to my eyes and soul he is so adorable

as for this sequence

only way it can be summarised: GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY ™️

thank you all for attending today's session of rambling it is short because i have a headache from only getting 4 hours of sleep and the update has been powering my body this entire time-

[lolli-says-stuff]

[nooskadraws]

classical painting, but make it my dnd archfey warlock ✨🌿🎩

[cheemken]

I don’t know about you, but my headcannon is Lance and Wallace bother Steven too much. It started with Wallace first. Wallace would occasionally steal some of Steven’s rocks from his rock collection. This slowly evolves into Wallace (trying) to indoctrinate others to join others. The only one is Lance because Clair is too easy to annoy. Lance just teases Steven, kinda like a big brother/younger brother relationship.

Also, I like to think Lance and Wallace teach Steven about menstrual cycles when Steven complains about Cynthia. I should have started this one by saying I’m a darksteelshipper.

Steven: so... you’re telling me all women have to deal with this?

Lance and Wallace, simutaneously: yes.

Steven: 😐😑😐 im so dead.

Lance: yes you are.

Wallace just pats him on the back and shakes his head while his milotic gives Steven pads.

Also, Steven is just confused when Lance and Wallace scrutinize Leon’s cape.

After that, Steven witnesses Clair on her period and is afraid. He looks over to Lance (and hides behind him), and Lance is just completely deadpan. Steven watches Lance lock Clair in her room. Steven asks Lance why he does it. Lance sarcastically asks whether Steven would like to go in there. It’s similar with Wallace and Lisia except Wallace just gives Lisia snacks.

Steven being so sheltered he doesn't know shit abt women😭

Yeah,,,, yeah,,, on brand hahahah

I do love this trio tho real hahah but like I don't ship darksteel so it's Steven/Wallace for me and then there's Lance third wheeling bc Diantha isn't around lmfaooo

[michaelmilligan]

Midam week day four: FALLING

“I wonder if falling really does feel like flying,” Adam had said, about two seconds before he'd thrown himself – and, by extension, Michael – off the cliff.

Seeing as he currently wasn't in control of their body, Michael technically didn't breathe. But that didn't keep him from manifesting his projection just to let out a deep sigh.

The thing was, Adam wasn't doing this to harm himself. He'd also never been an especially reckless kid, back before the cage. But apparently, when a human got access to all the powers and abilities of an archangel, this could lead to some... experiments, so to say.

Namely, testing what it would feel like to throw yourself off a very high cliff.

They'd already 'tested' walking through fire, getting hit by water guns and tear gas, and, just last week, they'd brought home a slightly cursed painting from a thrift store. Though Michael was pretty sure that by now, the curse had lifted due to his angelic intervention.

Point being, Adam liked trying new things. But Michael sure would have liked a little bit of a heads-up before Adam put himself in situations that could, if Michael didn't react fast enough, hurt him. (Adam couldn't die as long as Michael was there, but he could still experience pain – for instance, by colliding with a rocky surface at very high speed after jumping off a cliff.)

Speaking of cliffs and falling...

“This doesn't feel like flying,” Michael decided, as they kept rocketing towards the ground.

“Yeah, no.” Adam sounded a little disappointed.

“You know what does feel like flying?” Without waiting for an answer, Michael unfurled his wings, curbing their fall.

“Couldn't hazard a guess,” Adam said, grinning, then whooped when Michael pulled them upwards and flew a loop.

“Now this. This is flying,” Michael said, not without pride, watching Adam grin so widely it made his grace do somersaults in their chest.

Immediately, Adam's expression grew soft. “You really love flying, huh.”

I love you, Michael thought, grace curling around Adam's soul.

Out loud, he said: “I think you love it more than me.”

He beat his wings, taking them higher, higher, until they burst through the clouds, wisps of white pushing upwards with them. There, several feet above the cloud cover, they stopped to take in the view.

This was supposed to be the opposite of their 'test', rising up above everything, and yet, looking at Adam, Michael couldn't help but think that he'd actually fallen further – at least for this one, wonderful human.

[pointyearedelvishprincling]

i can’t really sleep more than 2-3 hours recently so i’ve been Tired. unrelated, i cannot stress enough how convinced i was that i could write the next scream movie at 3am last night

[noonblight]

Scrungly, I want to put him in a box and shake him violently <3

[qualityrain]

hi im so normal about them

[houseofache]

— on being a starving dog

[taconafide2]

stolen from someone on twitter but this is the exact dynamic i imagine them to have. I don't think they ever officially 'named' what was between them before the cataclysm, ei for sure didn't know, she just *felt* it and yae at that age wasn't bold enough to come forward with her feelings. So yknow. The cataclysm happens hundreds of years of isolation ensue and yae is bitter all throughout it. Ei has to work her ass off to make up for it after she's finally back in Inazuma 😭

[raphianna]

Paul: … What if fairies were real?

Peggy: What?

Paul: Fairies. What if they were actually real?

Peggy: W-Wait… fairies aren’t real?

Paul: Of course they’re not—

Peggy: *tearing up*

Paul: HAHA TRICKED YOU FAIRIES ARE REAL JUST KIDDING! Please don’t cry I love you—

[sttoru]

·.⌇ 𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒. toji witnesses his son’s first steps and it nearly makes the grown man cry.

wc. 1k

tags. dad!toji x female reader. fluff. reader gets called ‘mama.’ life if gege just gave us what we wanted. ending is a bit rushed if you couldn't tell.

“gumi, look here,” you coo at your child who’s sitting in his playpen. you’re laying against some stuffed animals, too tired to move after doing all kinds of chores. the baby looks up at you with curious eyes and you take your chance to make a silly face.

megumi giggles and responds by throwing a small toy your way. it accidentally hits your head, though luckily it isn’t anything too heavy.

toji, who laid lazily on the opposite side of the playpen, watches the scene unfold. he grins once he sees you rub the spot on your forehead, “oi, megumi, careful with y’r mama.”

you chuckle, dropping your dramatic act. you ruffle megumi’s hair a bit before standing up. a yawn escapes your lips and you stretch your arms above your head—clearly in need of a break.

“i’m gonna take a quick nap, honey,” your eyes meet toji’s. your husband nods and sits up with a groan. he’s also sleepy, but he knows that you did most of the work today. he’ll gladly watch over megumi while you rest and regain your energy.

megumi starts to fuss the moment you step out of the playpen. his tiny hands reach out to you—the little boy clearly too attached to his mother. toji shakes his head and effortlessly picks his son up and puts him on his lap, “naw, y’re stuck with me buddy. mama’s gotta rest.”

megumi squirms around and whimpers. he’s clearly not interested in his dad at the moment. toji sighs and tries his best to keep the baby still, but to no avail.

“mama! mama!” the baby’s cries for you breaks your heart. you stop a a couple steps away and turn around with a pout. you notice how megumi is kicking his legs, thrashing around in toji’s arms in attempt to free himself.

you sigh and crouch down, “gumi, mama’s sleepy. . papa’s gonna play with you, okay?”

megumi, of course, does not understand what you mean. he thinks you’re leaving him alone and it causes him to wail loudly. you’re about to console your son, but backtrack when you notice how megumi’s starting to stand up on his own.

his chubby legs are barely holding his body weight up. the balance is hard to find for the baby, yet he still does his utmost best. he nearly trips from just standing.

even toji looks on with wide eyes and a hint of a prideful grin on his lips. he’s silently encouraging his son in his head.

“ma..ma,” megumi babbles. he almost topples over, but toji’s quick reflexes come in handy. a big hand keeps the baby standing straight. the dark-haired man carefully lets go again, however keeps his hand near his son’s body. just in case.

neither toji nor you could believe what was happening. you both watch in awe as megumi’s left foot moves forward—the right one copying that same movement.

your precious boy, taking his first steps right in front of you both to witness. it’s a heartwarming sight. you hold your breath and toji’s lips part slightly. your husband has yet to grasp why this scene in front of him makes him feel so. . . giddy on the inside.

“c’mon! come to mama!” you squeal excitedly and open your arms, encouraging megumi to your best ability. the tiny boy giggles and moves his limbs as fast as they could go. his chubby hands flail around as he quickly walks over to you.

toji stares at his family and that’s when it hits him; how much he loves this peaceful life. his son just achieved another great milestone that he had the honour of witnessing firsthand. it made him happy that he chose this path instead of the more ‘darker’ one.

it also nearly causes your husband to shed some tears from pure joy. but, toji didn’t want to seem too ‘soft’. even if he secretly is for his wife and child.

toji coughs subtly. totally not to get rid of the irritating lump in his throat. a ghost of a smile appears on his face while he got up, immediately moving towards megumi and you.

“good job, kiddo,” toji says as he puts his hands in the pockets of his sweatpants. he stares down at megumi in your arms—the little boy getting drowned in kisses and compliments.

your ears twitch. there’s no denying it; the faint crack in toji’s voice. you give your kid a break from your overwhelming affection and tilt your head back. your eyes meet your husband’s.

you grin when you see how he quickly avoids your gaze. something he never does unless he’s. . . “gonna cry?”

toji rolls his eyes at your question. he ignores your teasing by trying to change the subject. he focuses on megumi who’s still going absolutely wild in your embrace—cutely demanding more praise and kisses.

“daddy can also give ya some kisses, y’know,” toji pokes megumi’s cheek, fascinated by the plush fat. the baby stops babbling the moment his dad talks to him. he looks up at toji and then back at the finger still prodding at his cheek.

megumi opens his mouth and doesn’t waste a single second. he goes for a playful bite, though his little baby teeth do no real damage, “yumm.”

you giggle at the way megumi frowns at toji, his teeth holding tightly onto toji’s fingertip. it’s time for your husband to take over the dramatics now.

“hey, that ain’t so nice now,” toji hisses and leans forward until his face is right in front of megumi—a similar frown on both the dad and son’s faces. they really do look alike now that you see them both from up close again.

megumi only bites down more on the finger in his mouth and toji reacts to that by feigning his anger. it’s amusing to see how neither of them gives up first.

but, it’s also rather cute to see how the father-son dynamic plays out in cozy family moments like these.

your eyes focus back on toji’s face and you can’t help but smile to yourself. he’s a good husband and father; always there for the both of you. his own way of showing support for megumi’s first steps is rather heartwarming. plus, the playful banter between the two never fails to make any moment all the more precious.

[cheemken]

Knight we both know the Unova Kids are stupid™️

Like they’re all enablers towards each other. N asks why some Pidove search for food in the cities when they could find food in the forests, Bianca suggests to ask some Pidove that live in cities and some that live in forests, and it somehow ends with Hilbert and Hilda pissing off a fully grown Unfezant. All while Cheren records from afar and Iris yells at them to run faster

Anyways, I just know these kids wouldn’t listen to warnings. You know Central Park in New York? It’s recommended to not walk in the park at night because the rats will jump you. These fuckers decided to test that theory, and went to the park in Castelia City at night

Imagine being Burge. You get a call saying there’s screams coming from a park and when you go to investigate. Your boss, your other boss, a fellow colleague, the Hero of Ideas, the Old Plasma King, and a Professor in training are all running away from a hoard of Patrats and Rattatas

Imagine Burgh like absolutely fucking vibing tho😭🤣

All the kids were on their knees before him, some scratches and scrapes all over them, Iris' cape is honestly so fucking tattered as with Bianca's lab coat, N's hat is missing and I'm pretty fuckin sure one of the Patrat slashed Hilda's hair as it's out of its tie and is shorter now lmfao. They're all like, looking up sheepishly at Burgh and he's just "how did this even happen??? Didn't the Castelian people said to never enter the park at night??"

"yeah but.... N said he wanted to talk to the Rattata there." Iris then pointed at N

"what? No I didn't, you guys said—" the twins both cover his mouth, low-key glaring at him before Hilda turns to Burgh

"yeah, you know how N can get with these," she chuckled, sweatdropping, hoping Burgh would believe them

"he just wanna make friends with the Pokemon at the park! And what friends would we be if we don't help him with that, right?" Hilbert added, grinning at Burgh, too forced, too fake lmfao. Cheren just facepalmed, he can't believe that's the best excuse they could come up with

Burgh just gives them a look. This is why he never wants to have kids, he ended up calling Lenora cause I'm p sure homeboy would also trap these mfers in an Electroweb while he deals with the Patrat and Rattata now running rampant in the park lmfao