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VS Battles - The Ultimate Loser

Since neither of them can win ANY votes at all in their respective gauntlets and polls, one must break their loser-streak status

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[bobbinstring]

I didn't know how much I liked Yunobo until I got back to Goron City. I missed him bunches. And his apprentices are so Responsible and Grown Up, and they are precious.

[hyrulianphotography]

[metamatronic]

the avatars STACK this is phenomenal

[allegedly-human-uwu]

I stg the tonal whiplash in TotK’s sage’s quests is sending me

Rito: oh no it’s cold

Zora: oh no pollution

Gerudo: oh no zombies

Goron: OPIOID CRISIS TIME

Gorons are the best tho. They chill, they roll, they eat the rock. Love em.

[demiboydemon]

Why?!? Why do you keep them there???

[nightttoon]

I wasn't the only one, right?

[7-oh-ta1]

Smth I don't praise enough is YunoboCo. LIKE FR they're my favorite part of totk. Basically Yunobo takes it upon himself to do some community building after Death Mountain becomes dormant again, which goes from volunteer work to opportunities for employment -- literally obliterating the Goron Mining Co which is fine imo becs that led by the Elder who. Is an Elder and it didn't have much direction beyond mine mine mine. The community project was supposed to make lives better for the gorons -- the majority of which were employed under Goron Mining Co, and they ended up just being absorbed into YunoboCo as a mining branch like Yunobo really said take care of your workers or else.

They also paved TWO new roads into Goron City because getting up and down the mountain was proving too dangerous, and they're pretty long roads! They also are the ones who hung up the colorful lights around the city to bring back the bright atmosphere the lava originally gave, and overhauled the entire minecart system. Like YunoboCo went SO hard. Death Mountain glew up in totk and I wish everywhere else got the same improvement treatment

[writterartistmangaka]

Spoilers for Tears of the Kingdom

When I started going up Death mountain and saw the Gorons acting weird, my stomach sank and I ran around like crazy trying to find Yunobo because I was so worried about him. I just kept thinking “where is he?!? Where is my boy!?!?”

When I saw him and he was acting like a jerk, I tell you my heart actually broke. In absolute pieces. I was absolutely devastated.

So far Ganon had only been an antagonist, so all the bad stuff he did was just “he’s a bad guy he does bad guy things”. But making my sweet boy act like that!?

Now it became personal.

(I turned him back to normal quick enough but still I was so distraught.)

[imaginethezeldaverse]

Getting a side profile of Yunobo is fun because you can see a tiny sliver of the whites of his eyes!

[eerna]

reached Goron City and losin my mind at how funny the setup is. I love how it's a different situation in every town you visit, but if anyone picked this one first they would figure out the story so fast

[hemlock-ghost]

Replaying totk and just made it to Goron city. I don't remember this dialogue at all and now I'm CRYING

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

Don't get me wrong, I love the TOTK avatars and they're so unique! Though it does feel like I'm a single dad wrangling a bunch of unruly children sometimes

[radiosummons]

Am I playing in the complete opposite order of everyone else right now? 'Cause from what I've been seeing, it seems like a good portion of y'all went straight to Zora's Domain right after the tutorial--which, fair, I get it. Gotta check in on the fish man no judgement here--while my idiot ass spent a whole day chomping on apples and ice berries, chugging spicy elixirs and somehow accidentally finding the sluttiest top in the game in a random cave en route to Rito Village.

And now it seems like a bunch of people went straight to Gerudo Town or Rito VIllage, whereas I decided to be more stupid and headed straight to Goron City while, again, chomping on apples and struggling to create any flame resistant elixirs for exploring the random caves I keep coming across.

I don't really have a point here btw

I'm just fascinated that my playthrough so far seems to be the complete opposite of what the vast majority of the fandom seems to be experiencing. Ah well, it's still early days so who knows. Maybe someone will end up having a similar experience as me.

[i-am-a-megalodon]

totk thoughts: goron city main quest

spoilers incoming:

oh look a restaurant

no i am not giving you marbled rock roast

i need to get to to goron city. is it here? (cave) is it here? (another cave)

i'm here-- oh shit everyone's addicted

yunobo, eat a snickers. you're not you when you're hungry

i said EAT A GODDAMN SNICKERS!

finally i have reached death mountain-- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

HOW DO I FLY THIS PLANE??

aaaand we're going into the depths now.

oh shit gorondia is real?

this place has more confusing railways than an actual subway system

really? a boss with one giant eyeball? that is such a cliche zelda boss!

oh shit it's on the ceiling. HOW DO I AIM YUNOBO IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION??

a sage that can break boulders for me? hell yeah!

moral of the story: never eat the marbled rock roast.