#yup thats a tag

[idyllcy]

pink - jinshi x reader

Jinshi groans, soul slipping past his lips as he rests his head in his hand on the table, grumbling. Mushrooms are growing on his head, and at this rate, and it would interfere with the banquet. One of the courtesans push for you to attend to him, and you blink at how familiar he looks.

You hold the teapot, getting onto your knees as you blink. "More tea?"

"Leave me be." He grumbles.

You reach to brush his hair to the side. "...Master Jinshi?"

Jinshi looks up at you, eyes wide.

"...servant."

"Okay, for starters, I'm not—"

His hand reaches for your wrist as you pull back.

"You won't... let me touch you?"

"Kind customer, please refrain from touching the courtesans." You smile, eyes closed.

"You're giving me a customer service smile." He pauses. "Wait. Courtesan? Are you..."

"Yeah. What about it?" You lie without blinking, and you yelp as he falls backward, eyes spinning.

You catch him, eyes going wide as he reaches for you, thumb brushing your bottom lip, smearing your lipstick. He smiles up at you, his thumb brushing his own lip now, the pink from your lips smudging on his. Your neck snaps to look to the side, ears burning.

"Want me to buy you?" He hums, fingers playing with your hair.

"Wow, master." You tilt your head to look at him again, smirking. "you would do that for me?"

"Only for you." He winks, charm flying off of his face as your friends all gasp behind you. Jinshi has a face that could kill thousands.

You shudder. "Gonna buy me as a wife or as a courtesan?"

Jinshi pretends to think, tapping his chin as he looks to the side.

"Wife or courtesan... I wonder." He hums.

"Anything below wife would warrant a death sentence from them." You point back at the other courtesans.

"Well, of course it would to be to buy you as my wife." He sits up, holding your face in place as his lips brush yours. "I love you too much to make you a courtesan."

"Love is a heavy word, Jinshi-sama." You deadpan.

"Which weighs perfectly into this situation." He hums. "Can I have a—"

You push yourself off of him, stepping back and standing up. "Please make the payment as soon as possible. Much honor, master."

[kkoct-ik]

a double gtwscar commission i get to post for the lovely lovely @stiffyck (tysm!!)

[1alchemistart]

shock

[starryluminary]

Ridonculous Race but Noah is friends with Owen part 6: I'm sorry, even when I don't say it.

This was so clearly supposed to be a turning point in their relationship and the status quo. Why they wrote this episode just to return to said status quo I will never understand. Aaaanyway, in my perfect little world (this series), this is a turning point that gives leeway to Noah trusting and caring more about Owen going forward. He still likes Emma of course, but that doesn't mean Owen is any less important to him, and I'm sure he'll learn to show it :]

Transcript:

Image 1 Owen: How did we go from first to LAST?

Image 2 Owen: Woah, buddy. Are you alright? ...Noah?

Image 3 Noah: ...

Image 4 Owen: (Sigh.) Alright, listen. I can appreciate that you have a crush on Emma- and believe me- I know how strong that feeling can be and how it can mess with you...

Image 5 Owen: ...but racing with you has been the most fun ever! It'd stink if we had to go home because your head wasn't in the game! Owen: Not to mention you might end up losing Emma for good. Owen: I know you, dude. And I know that's not what you want.

Image 6 Owen: I know you want to win this thing! So... at least for now... Owen: Stop trying to be some girls hero... Owen: and be my hero.

Image 7 Owen: Okaaaay?

Image 8 Noah: ...okay.

[adharastarlight]

When you go into public and the public has the nerve to be there:

[sodascribbles]

hi hello please imagine messing around w your comfort character, telling jokes, being a little menace, the works, and they shake their head amusedly and give a little chuckle and say "what am i gonna do with you?"

without missing a beat you spread your arms and, still smiling, respond, "give me a big hug?"

[bonnieura]

click for better quality

[adventures-in-teyvat]

heizou: sayu is my emotional support. she is very small and tired. would you like to hold her

scaramouche: i mean,, i guess-

scaramouche:

scaramouche: wow

scaramouche: it’s like holding a little koala

heizou: i know right

[lizardly-wizard]

Going into BG3 after playing DOS2, I think I'm slightly disappointed with the BG3 Dragonborn because of how human they look.

One of my favorite things about the DOS2 Lizards is how weird and alien they are, like these weird skinny lizard/bird/dinosaur things. Meanwhile the Dragonborn are just scaled humans with an awesome dragon head.

[livelaughlovelams]

I'm like 99.9999% I'm interpreting this weirdly and wrongly but uh I read somewhere that Du Ponceau would basically monitor every conversation the baron had with a woman and assuming they're lovers by the way that's just SO, SO FUNNY TO ME like bro he's not gonna hit on her you're in good hands this is the gayest man ever like 😭😭🤧🤧

To be fair this was also the "pretty young French secretary" and "plaything" website, so this isn't an 100% confirmed phenomenon, but if it is, c u t e.

Anygays.

[vivisectedvitality]

whiffed it the first time, so lets try again

reblog if you vote :]

[coldmori]

Alright so I was walking around a maze when I heard some noises so I checked the cornor and saw the boy himself. After that he turned around and ran towards me so I ran and hid in a locker that was conveniently placed there. After a while he opened the locker and since I was scared I tried to punch him but he bit my hand and started yapping about random things. After that he grabbed me and started dragging me god knoes where. After a while I managed to kick his hand off of me buy while running away I looked backwards and saw bro full on terminator sprinting towards me

you very well may have just had a real hollow omori meet and greet because thats both in character and he is a dream-based entity

he was probably dragging you to the hole btw

[sandpancakecat]

Rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people. I was tagged by by @our-future-is-up-to-us-2

oh wow

OH WOW

Alright

Thanks for the tag!

S - Sabotage by PuffHost

A - Animal by Sir Chloe

N - New Soul by Yæl Naïm

D - Down! by MICO

P - Parade by Susumu Hirasawa

A - Aftermath by AXL

N - Numb by DOTAN

C - Cynical Fairytale by egg

A - Addicted to Sadness by Jax Patterson

K - Killer Queen by Queen

E - Erase and Rewind by the Cardigans

C - Creature by half·alive

A - As Old As the Grave by Eaves

T - That Funny Feeling by Bo Burnham

Tags: @starlight-catt @elvselvselvselvselvs @thevastnessof @callmeguacamole @naiadic @writing-biting @greencheekconure27 @garland-on-thy-brow @will-ruadh @mathematical-7 @swamp-cats-den @starryeyedastronaut @gilven @evilcocoabats @suckfailure

So many beautiful people. With such beautiful, long names ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[islatucan]

theres already an edit of this i bet but nothing stopped me from drawing it...

[moonstruckdraws]

I just finished the sketch of my project I mentioned a while ago!! Progress!!!

If I really wanted to, I could definitely get it done by this weekend but I'd rather wait until at least a few weeks as I have some smaller projects to do & help recover my sanity

[lumosocstuffidk]

Erm

Erm

Hey ninjago fandom

Got a room for one more mentally ill individual?? Im sure you do!! Pls do... altho I've only seen the first 2 pilot episodes cause I have no idea where to look for the rest of the stuff.... so if anyone could give me a site that'd be lovelyylylyy!!!

Also while were here if anyone has a sillybilly discord server, you can drop it here too... I liek friends and wanma get to know people inside the fandom yesyes

Sowry if Im awkward, Its the autism ok bye