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If hippos can run faster than humans on land and swim faster than humans in water, the bicycle is the only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

How about a cyclist on an electric bike?
#trolleng#trolledu#trolleng's jokery#joke#jokes#funny#funny jokes for kids#jokes for kids#efl#gerund#gerunds#prepositions#preposition#collocation#collocations#beat somebody in / at something#0 conditional#conditionals#zero conditional#zero conditionals#0 conditionals#cycling#bikes#bike riding#biking#bike#bicycle#biking hacks
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rivalry so unloved it'll have you revive dead and buried meme templates
#//#brr brr#//ht#the origin of this post was people reblogging that thing about being the opposite of gatekeepers#and tbh i am a bit of a gatekeeper at heart but it's partly because i prefer zero engagement to above water engagement#but also ik this is a bit of an ironic chart to post since this rivalry has around four fans on a good day#which means you as a regular reader of this blog may know a bunch of the lower ones but like. probably from me#can you make a lore iceberg graphic in these conditions............ probably not. probably not
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Could you please dive into the RAMCOA controversy that's been going around? I've literally never heard someone say "RAMCOA is antisemitic" until like a week ago and now there's multiple blogs (I'm sure you can guess who at this point) who are saying this and calling RAMCOA a conspiracy theory from the satanic panic.
It's being said by the same 3 blogs that all reblog the same bad takes so I wasn't putting any stock in their word. Just the latest misinfo spreading unchecked, would appreciate your thoughts on this.
You know what, I'm not going to lie, I've been dreading getting this question.
Terrified. Harassment in this area of discussion is rampant.
We are currently debating making a post and how to approach it.
I will make our stances clear right now.
I think the conversation as it is now is full of misinformation and confusion. I think no single post can cover that amount of history and the theories and controversy.
I don't think anyone understands what they're arguing about, or the histories they're trying to bring up, and how they overlap. I think many members of the conversation lack access to resources and education that the mods of this blog DO have access to. Most of the links being thrown around lead back to the same single sources.
To shorten a very long, complex, and honestly unfinished conversation: the satanic panic and RAMCOA are two completely different entities. The satanic panic was a religious political movement of the 90s pushed by conservatives as a way to scare people back into church and scare women back into their "place" at home by attacking child care facilities. It called on a lot of tropes. And many of them were, yeah, ridiculously antisemitic. As the movement got more and more sensationalized, it began to call attention to therapists (some of them bad faith) and to RAMCOA survivors as a "Look! It's real!" kind of thing. If anything, this attention hurt far more than it helped. It painted an inaccurate and insulting picture that's still utilized to harm people today.
To be very clear: programmed DID is a well documented occurrence and it can occur in several ways.
We support survivors, no matter what they call it. We support clinicians trained in treating people who have gone through that extreme level of horrific abuse. We support people learning to separate fact from fiction, in whatever way that may apply to any given situation.
SAS supports ramcoa and oea survivors.
Here's something we suggest reading, though it's very long.
Stay safe, everyone ❤️
#if youre wondering which antisemitic tropes it called on#mostly the 'blood libel' trope#speaking as a Jewish convert... looking back at some of the material put out around that time#its pretty rough#but again this was the satanic panic. not RAMCOA#mod signal#mod dude#team effort#ramcoa#tw#oea#anon that's driving everyone up the wall? don't even fucking try it#I'm not joking i will rip you to fucking shreds#- mod dude#i have zero patience for your bullshit asks#programming and conditioning#dissociative identity disorder#myths and controversies
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posted abt this on twt but ive thinking a lot about the psychological ramifications of radical-6. even after being cured of it with axelavir or having the Memory of it if you're someone like sigma or phi (w/ morphogenetic stuff) ljke i think its reasonable to assume due to like. the damage it does to the body and brain as a neurovirus and also the Memory of the suicidal impulses .... ofc also i think diff characters would and DO respond to it differently in-game but like. Yeah. its something i think about quite often in terms of post-vlr (or ztd but p much just for sigma and phi. especially the latter who has it TWICE) psychologically because Man. It would fuck you Up
#zero escape#vlr#virtue's last reward#ztd#zero time dilemma#vlr spoilers#ztd spoilers#sui ment tw#also this the part where I say that like i think its possible for someone to develop some neurological condition like depression/anxiety#after contracting rad6. or if they alrrayd had some condition itd prob be exacerbated quite a bit#trevor.txt
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Imagine if killer ever took the other's "blame" and put it on himself to protect them from nightmare, cuz he knew how he was, how to deal with him, being like a martyr to not let the others get such a "punishment" like he probably will, but never received the same opportunity from the others
Idk just a little dream I had and got interrupted
Yeah, I can already see Killer doing that. And not in the, “secretly cares” “wants to shield them from pain” way exactly—although I can see that in an au where the gang managed to gain access to and gain the care and trust of Stage 1 Killer—which in unlikely to happen in a more canon adjacent bad sanses au.
Still, even if he doesn’t actually care about any of the gang and wouldn’t at all be affected by their deaths or loses, he’d still be rather self sacrificing—from a more logical stand point, if it serves a use. Because that’s what he and the body is: something to be made use of.
He won’t shield them from their own mistakes or their consequences, at most he may offer to dish the punishment out himself instead of letting Nightmare do it. (Mostly if he’s grown attached, but if he hasn’t, either because Nightmare has him do it or he offers because he’s either 1. bored, or 2. thinks he made a particularly bad mistake in teaching the others.)
I can definitely see Killer taking the blame for any of the first mistakes any of the gang makes—because as Nightmare’s right hand, they’re his responsibilities. If they fuck up, it’s because he fucked up on teaching them—and so, if Nightmare allows it, he’ll take the responsibility.
He will never do it a second time for the same mistake, i don’t believe. Because if they don’t learn after the first time, then they deserve what they get—and clearly they need to be taught some other way. Nightmare decides the consequences, and Killer doesn’t care enough to try to prevent it is what he tells himself. (Rather than the reality that he can’t prevent it.)
As a mentioned, vastly different story if he managed to form some type of attachment to one or all the gang—the self sacrifice would go hard. But it’d still be from a logical, matter of fact, but rather dehumanizing perspective of himself.
He can handle the pain, he likes the pain, he knows Nightmare and they don’t, he’s a tool, he was made for this, etc, etc. any justification besides the possibility of having emotions, and having had enough to grown attached. anything besides the possibility of having grown weak.
still i don’t think growing attached would be enough to motivate him to do more than nightmare allows. if nightmare is insistent that they take the punishment and not killer, and that nightmare gives the punishment instead of killer, killer would probably shift gears on ensuring they know what to expect and how to handle the boss. as opposed to say, shrugging his shoulders and walking away without caring about whatever could possibly be happening to them, beside perhaps pulling out some medkit to handle and take care of the aftermath.
now though, regardless of if killer has formed attachments or not, if nightmare allows killer to give the punishment, I don’t think he’d hold back on them at all.
Just enough not to kill and render useless at least. it’s his responsibility that they learn their lesson. he’s making them stronger and smarter, and ensuring they have less of a chance of ending up back here again or disposed of.
#howlsasks#anon tag#cw conditioning#cw abuse#cw torture#bad sans gang#bad sanses#nightmares gang#nightmare’s gang#killer sans#utmv#sans au#sans aus#killer!sans#undertale au#killertale#undertale something new#undertalesomethingnew#something new au#something new sans#horror sans#dust sans#cross sans#nightmare sans#killertale sans#utmv headcanons#killer hesitates & doesn’t enjoy killing papyrus but can still do it with a smile.#the gang would have even less hesitation. zero if there’s no attachment.#killer sans stages#murder sans
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Whumpee is locked in an empty dark room with a metronome. It ticks back and forth at a steady pace, 24/7. It never stops. Whumpee has no idea what time it is, how long they've been there, or even when they are fed. They can't even find the source of that metronome, it's like it changes places. Soon enough, they start going mad.
Another metronome prompt:
Whumper uses a metronome to hypnotize Whumpee and make them repeat every cruel, messed up word they say. The ticking never leaves Whumpee's mind.
#if you don't know ehat a metronome is#its a tool muscians (namely piano players) use to stick to the BPM#I think#I have minimal musical knowledge and zero musical talent whatsoever#whump#whump prompt#whump writing#whumpblr#whump tropes#hypnosis whump#hypnotized whumpee#sensory torture#sensory deprivation#isolation#captured whumpee#conditioned whumpee#conditioning whump#metronome
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The U.S. has jumped on the heat pump bandwagon: In 2024, heat pumps outsold gas furnaces for the third year in a row — by 27 percent.
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In the winter, heat pumps extract heat from the outside air (even when it’s below zero), run it through a compressor, and then pump it indoors. During the balmy days of summer, a heat pump reverses this technology, essentially turning the heater into an air conditioner.
#good news#environmentalism#science#environment#heat pump installation#heat pumps#climate change#climate crisis#usa#retrofit#electric#carbon zero#low carbon#carbon dioxide#green energy#home energy#home heating#home cooling#air conditioning
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Something I feel like too few people talk about is that Talanah's gift she leaves in The Base™ is flowers. Like top 1 romantic gestures the goddamn nerd. I'm so sorry 'Lanah that Aloy is a dumbass that don't realize when people are serious about their flirting
not only are they flowers, but they are PURPLE flowers—either violets or forget-me-nots


so like, either way, COME THE HELL ON.
Not to mention that she leaves them directly outside of Aloy’s bedroom door—they’re the first thing she sees when she leaves her room
I legitimately cannot handle them. It’s sickening. Downright foul
(Also shove off with the idea that Amadis gave Talanah the flower she’s holding at Barren Light as a parting gift. Doesn’t even make sense. Talanah picked that flower for Aloy, then one of the same for herself. Use brains.)
#they’re gonna give me a nervous condition#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#aloy#talanah khane padish#aloy x talanah
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horizontober 2023 | 10: favorite tribe (banuk!)
#horizontober2023#horizon zero dawn#hzd#the frozen wilds#banuk#hzd npcs#hzd song's edge#the banuk are def my favorite and i was so sad they were absent from hfw :(#the frozen wilds was suuuuuuuch a good dlc#i really loved everything about it (except getting wrecked by that first scorcher lmao)#i'm a person who would much prefer to be cold rather than hot so i'm a fan of their location#also love the color blue which they seem to favor#and love the story of banukai and the shamans and how they view the machines#their philosophy does seem a bit harsh to (soft pitiful) me but then again so is their environment#also they have some of the most badass headgear#(there are a lot more pics i would have liked to have taken but i'm not at home rn so this was done under crunch conditions lol)
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so can we talk about this
#hasini yaps ♡#me who loves reading and writing about characters with underlying physical and/or mental conditions#was soo disappointed when we got like zero elaboration about his anxiety in the books#charlie sampson#betting on you
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okay so like here's the thing. i WOULD call a butch daddy, but they'd have to earn it. like i'm not calling a butch daddy if they haven't wowed me. like. you better put some effort in and impress me to get me to call you that. you gotta convince me. then MAYBE you'll get to hear me call you daddy
#it's conditional !!!!!!#i don't have a daddy kink so you better make it worth my while#butch4butch#butch daddy#leather daddy#butch bait#zero things in my brain#butchstudfemme
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Having to study for a 9AM exam on a SATURDAY while I'm in this tormented and disease-ridden condition is utterly beyond me. Why must I yet again study over 50 pages of notes and have to decipher my scrawl in order to just wake up right early on what should be the start of the weekend and take an exam. All this while I'm still afflicted by what I can only describe as the long awaited sequel to the bubonic plague as well as divine madness
#AND I HAVE TO GO TO AN AIRPORT THE IMMEDIATE DAY AFTER#AUGGHH#sp-rambles#Worst bit is that I missed updating my fic today because I was in ZERO condition whatsoever to write the chapter#Sorry to pals and friends if I've been quiet my brain hates Discord when I'm not feeling well and will immediately turn to self isolation
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My new phone sucks. Camera's too fucking good. I did not give consent to suddenly be able to see things on my own face. What do you mean I have visible dead skin everywhere. What do you mean I have visible two-day-old stubble (please note I'm a cis-ish woman). WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE PORES AND SEBACEOUS FILAMENTS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE FRECKLES UNDER MY EYES THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.
Anyways it's not my goddamn business to be this aware of my skin and it's just not right.
#seriously tho like this is mostly a joke but i feel like i cant take any good photos for work until i get some sort of skincare routine-#-going successfully. which ive literally never succeeding at once in my 27 years.#also learned today i have seborrheic dermatitus around my nose so thats fun#i love having 50 million skin conditions + zero internal motivation to care for my physicsl body. awesome combo#personal
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#trolleng#trolledu#speaking#reading#conditional#conditionals#1st conditional#first conditional#0 conditional#0 conditionals#zero conditionals
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Hii!!! I’m pretty new and I’m not rlly sure if you respond to asks but I was wondering abt gtop lore ever since the insta story from gd😓
honey dont get me STARTED. no seriously im incapable of starting at this very moment. its been years since i was involved in all this and i honestly just dont remember all the sources anymore or where to guide u. but im im sure there are people that can help u. i cant even remember the big gtop accounts anymore lol? but wasnt there a megathread that listed all the gtop accounters and stuff? damn... to be young again and discover all that shit all over again. but thinking about it now just makes my head spin haha. good luck tho and happy discovering! have fun!
#asks? in 2025?#blessed#i have literally been this way my whole tumblr career lol why am i like this#anon: do u know about this? julla: maybe my followers will!#is this a condition lol i literally cannot think#its like someone asks whats ur favorite song and u suddenly know exactly zero songs#i mean i said oh to discover gtop again seems like with this memory i might as well dicover that shit again
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