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James: good morning starshine, the earth says hello

remus: shut the fuck up

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Sirius: Did you use my hair gel?

James, mockingly: Did I use your hair gel?

Sirius: I’m not going to be mad. Just let me know if you did.

James: No.

Sirius: You sure?

James: I used your hair gel.

Sirius: Are you serious? >:(

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i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

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Sirius: People who say “you were a kid, you didn’t know any better” clearly don’t know me.

Sirius: I did know better.

Sirius: I just found it hilarious when mothers face twisted up and went red.

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Sirius seeing James in a closest with someone besides Lily: Not my circus not my monkeys not my circus monkeys not my—

Sirius realising it’s Regulus: My circus my monkeys my circus my monkeys

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Marauders and Reg group chat

Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?

Sirius: >:O language.

Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.

Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!

Peter: ‘the fuck word’

James: You guys use the f word all the time??

Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.

Peter: say fuck James.

Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.

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October 31, 1981 - Moments before it happened

James and Lily were sitting on their couch, Harry in James' lap. They were all laughing at James' joke and Harry's gurgle when Lily looked out the window and the smile slowly faded from her lips. She became lost in thought as sadness overtook her expression. James looked over at her and gently put Harry on the floor. He then put his arms around the love of his life and inhaled her sweet scent. "We're gonna be okay, don't worry. This will all pass soon, trust me." He whispered softly in her ear. She smiled and sighed, "I do." Lily removed her gaze from the window and put it back on her beautiful son. We're gonna be okay. She thought.

Some moments later everything ended. He had found them.

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james: hey marls i heard you brought your mom to the yule ball

marlene: that's a good one jamsie, but i think you misunderstood, i brought YOUR mom to the yule ball.

effie *appearing out of nowhere*: hi jamie, isn't this fun?

james: MOM???????

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Remus: YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND ASK, "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?"

Remus: (gesturing to Sirius) NOT - FUCKING - THIS!

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this is me trying is a regulus song and august is a jegulus song and yes, I do make the rules

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Remus: you want me to be the DADA professor, why?

Dumbeldor, wearing sunglasses and sipping on a cocktail: cause you’re ex is here and I might enjoy the drama

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“My dad didn’t strut” bestie your dad would have paid the school band to play a disco beat every time he entered a room if he could.

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it’s grant chapman month!! 🤭🥹🥲

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hii everyone

i was hoping you could fill out this form for a project i have to do.

if you can it would be a great help, if not, totally fine :)

thanks sm <3

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Sirius: Guys there's a monster under my bed, he's really ugly.

Regulus, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Regulus, to Sirius: So how’s the ugliest person in the family doing?

Sirius: I don’t know.

Sirius, turning to Bellatrix: Bella how are you?

Bellatrix: I hate you.

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Regulus: Being the disappointment of the family is tough.

Regulus: Shout out to Sirius for stepping up. Love you bro.