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I've had some nice drugs in my time don't get me wrong but a grilled cheese with pesto beats out 90% of em every time

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some of you need to larp and it shows

It's okay, you're allowed to larp. It's pretty chill if you find the right groups / games to go to. I got my own knight boyfriend cuz of larp >:)

Everything is political especially the knight fetish people seem to have on here. I’m canceling your fantasy boyfriend for being in the crusades

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Made some katamari cousins! The first is based off me, the second is the twitch smilies :)

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BOUNTY

seeking content which compares Frodo and Sam to Snufkin and Moomin

fanart

posts

fanfic (no nsfw please, just my personal preference)

romantically, platonically, or any way in between

anything you think fits

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GUARDS!! console me

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my partner is a great sport

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Not to get tmi on main or anything, but it wasn't until I finally learned, ANECDOTALLY, through a friend, what post-T bottom growth is actually like, that I fully understood I wanted to be on T.

Let the record show that I am a person who researches, I looked for resources which at the time were pretty nonexistent. I needed to know what my end point was going to be if I was going to make a decision like starting HRT, and I didn't have that knowledge for the longest time.

And for the folks it's relevant to: I've since found that r/GrowYourTDick (nsfw! obviously!) also has folks posting their post-T bottom growth for the reference of others. It's so important to be able to see examples!

On a mission to demystify bottom surgery for girls like

no the risk of complications is not as high as you think

no you dont need to only go to one of two expensive surgeons, you can get good results in tons of places that your insurance will cover

no you wont lose ur trans status or be exiled from the community

yes you will get wet and cum and have a cute vulva and never need to tuck again

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Final moomin pride post for this year! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Hope everyone’s had a good pride month so far!

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I just wanted to draw snufkin idk what to say here

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My all time favorite book, and these quotes will always make me emotional.

When I lose track of who I am, what I want to do, or the world feels too terrible to try for anymore, I reread The Wee Free Men first.

I think that the Tiffany Aching books, for all of the crazy Nac Mac Feegle antics, have at least as much that hits hard and makes you think as the main Discworld series. It's crazy that these are children's books, except really it's wonderful that there are children's books like this.

"Ye ken how to be strong, do ye?" "Yes, I think so." "Good. D'ye ken how to be weak? Can ye bow to the gale, can ye bend to the storm?" -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

"We dinna mourn like ye do, ye ken. We mourn for them that has tae stay behind." -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men (Actually in large part that's what we mourn for too)

"Ye'll find the way if ye tak' yer time. Just don't stamp yer foot and expect the world to do yer biddin'." -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

"Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices." -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

She wasn't being brave or noble or kind. She was doing this because it had to be done, because there was no way that she could not do it. -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back. -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

He just looked like someone who'd been frightened for so long, it had become part of his life, like freckles. -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

But you had to start small, like oak trees. -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

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A feature I noticed that Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, and Tiffany Aching, three of the most major discworld protagonists, have in common is that they all bear an immense anger that they use for good. Vimes has an anger that an eldritch vengeance demon sees as ideal, and yet has such self control that he contains not only the rage but the demon with it. Granny has her white-hot anger that she lets build inside of her until she releases it and gods help any that stand in her way when she does. And while Tiffany isn't as cynical or intimidating as the other two, I do believe that she holds the same righteous anger. When that little girl lets it out, literal gods fear her. And yet none of them let this anger make them abusive to those around them. Vimes might snap at people, Granny might seem a bit intimidating, and Tiffany might make the occasional stupid decision or comment out of anger, but they all ultimately have self control and will always direct that anger towards helping those that need it. Although, for your own safety, do not threaten Sam Vimes Junior, do not tell Granny Weatherwax what she is not allowed to do, and do not hurt Tiffany Aching's sheep.

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(later, while eating pancakes)

Moomin: What kind of gender do you have, Snufkin?

Snufkin: Me? Well I've never thought about it before. I suppose I haven't got any.

Moomin: No gender?

Snufkin: No, I don't think so. I've never needed anything like that anyway.

Moominmama: Would you like us to call you anything different, dear?

Moominpapa: Why yes, you could use they/them pronouns if you wanted to, Snufkin. Or he/they, like me!

Snufkin: That's alright, I think I'll just keep things as they are. He/him is perfectly fine.

Snorkmaiden: Well 🌸my🌸 pronouns are sh--

Everyone: We know, Snorkmaiden.

Moominpapa: Alright, I've decided. My pronouns are now he/they.

Moomin: Hooray!

Moominmama: That's wonderful, dear! We should throw a party to celebrate.

Little My: Well I don't have any pronouns 😠

Moomin: Yes you do, Little My, you use she/her.

Moominmama: Who wants pancakes? 😊

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https://jeras-wizardly-raiments.creator-spring.com/listing/my-partner-is-nonbinary

ok you can get it now, just had to use a different skeleton

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Moominpapa: Alright, I've decided. My pronouns are now he/they.

Moomin: Hooray!

Moominmama: That's wonderful, dear! We should throw a party to celebrate.

Little My: Well I don't have any pronouns 😠

Moomin: Yes you do, Little My, you use she/her.

Moominmama: Who wants pancakes? 😊

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"Yarrr... queer culture be like a buried treasure. Ye bury it sometimes to keep it safe from prying eyes and sticky fingers, but ye must never forget where it is, lest ye be accursed with everlasting regret and the sorrow of a sea urchin widower"

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This video was so good and I haven't been able to stop thinking about this guy

Young Short Adventurous Victorian Fancyboy REFUSES to stop being the most carnival-ass dentist imaginable, calls himself devilishly handsome repeatedly

He's fuckin perfect.

posting a video today that has absolutely nothing to do with dashcon and i bet not a single one of you can guess what it is