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[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

"Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something on my face?"

"No, you just never cease to amaze me; your plan is just crazy enough to actually work"

"Uh...I'll take that as a compliment"

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

So, I'm not dead. I was locked out of my account, but I was finally able to get back in. New content will be posted later. 😁

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

Hi ! Can I have a pairing with SPN, Lucifer, Sherlock, MCN or The Hobbit? I am a girl and a very calm person who loves reading, writing and drawing :) I use a lot of irony and sarcasm. I may seem cold at first sight, but it's because I'm very shy and I take my time before I really trust people. I'm really nil in dance (it's absolutely awful and makes me uncomfortable!). I am 20 years old and I am very small 1m50!Here ! Ah, and I'm French, so I'm sorry if I made mistakes! Kisses from France ! :)

Lucifer

He would relish in your ability to stay calm and although he'd constantly try to break the calm state, he'd also be grounded by it.

Your sarcasm and irony would be able to render him speechless at times and it'd be a constant friendly battle between the two of you of who could win it.

Your height would be perfect for him and he would tease you about it by placing every object of necessity on the top shelf.

He would enjoy watching you draw and would probably try more times than necessary for you to draw him "like one of your French girls".

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

Attention ⚠️:

Due to popular demand, I will be bringing back Ship It Week (it will last till July 8th). After July 8th, though, that's it as I won't touch any more asks due to what happened last time.

Last time I did this, my inbox was flooded so my apologies if I don't get to everyones ship.

I will start working on the ones still in my inbox and you are welcome to send in any requests as well. Let's do this...😅

For anyone new, this is how Ship It Week works...:

•Send in a description of yourself along with some of your favorite things to do, watch, and stuff like that.

•Please make sure to include which fandom you would prefer the ship come from such as...

-The MCU

-Supernatural

-Sherlock

-Etc (Just ask me if you'd like to know any other fandoms I do)

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

BUCKY BARNE'S GUIDE TO SEDUCTION:

Step 1:

Twirly twirl. Is there any other way to seduce? You must twirly twirl my friends to achieve level 1000 of being a hot mess.

Step 2:

Attain magic hair. Nourish it with the blood of your enemies and Pantene.

Step 3:

LEATHER. SO MUCH LEATHER. Preferably form fitting to show off your splendid figure. Expect to pass out from heatstroke.

Step 4.

Smexy walk. Ofc, ofc. Strut, don't tiptoe my friends.

Step 5.

Attain smolder. Eyes up, lip out. Boom, now you're ready to seduce Captain America. Best of wishes.

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

That's the one. I hope he sees it. I feel like it's his sense of humor.

I do too! I believe he'd enjoy knowing who his angel was too. 😂😂

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

Did you see that someone did a E! True Hollywood story on twitter for Chris Evans' birthday? It's so funny.

If you're talking about the one by WriteByReign, then absolutely. I happened to stumble across it looking through the Chris Evan's tag and I wasn't disappointed. 😂😂

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

"How about that one? She looks like a nice, boring lady; perfect for you."

"How do you know she's boring?"

"Yeah, how do you know I'm boring bird-brain?"

"She's behind us, isn't she?"

"Uh-huh"

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

You may not understand now, but just know, I never stopped loving you my darling.

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

I know I'm not her

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

You shouldn't be here

Neither should you

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

I just realized I'm probably flooding you guys dashes. I probably should slow down but...

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

Because, if it lasted, we wouldn't know what we had to lose my dear.

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

"It's okay, part of the journey is the end"

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

WARNING: MUST READ!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️

To everyone following this account, know I am going to start posting Avengers Endgame content on this blog starting tonight. Just a heads up and I will tag all spoilers appropriately. If you have any questions or concerns, just message me.

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

...And it all starts with a first line...

"Boy, alot of guys are getting killed over there!" -Steve Rogers

"Another!" -Thor Odinson

"Oh, I get it, you guys aren't allowed to talk!" -Tony Stark

"Calm down. What's wrong?" -Bruce Banner

"It's no problem." -Natasha Romanoff

"One shot, one kill, sir. Just give the word." -Clint Barton

[the-only-villain-here-is-me]

May 2nd, 1983...A Moose Is Born