#mcu shitpost

[daily-multifandom-shitposting]

[lokiusly]

anytime anyone says that Yggdrasil!Loki needs their Ratatoskr!Mobius all I imagine is

[ssterns62]

OMG, I love Samuel Sterns!

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Any other questions?

Peter: *raises hand*

Natasha: Ah, yes. Peter?

Peter: Uh, you’re bleeding through your shirt.

Natasha: *looks down at her bloodstained side* How embarrassing…

[what-do-i-type-here]

People keep comparing Destiel to other ships but one I've yet to see is SamBucky/WinterFalcon.

Like on one side you've got a super-human, dark haired, ex-brainwashed, ex-soldier who has blue eyes, a staring problem and also broke out of their mind control to join the other side after beating up their best-friend who thought they were dead.

And on the other hand you've got an older brother without any powers who has lost both of his parents, one of which he watched die at a young age, has a younger brother that looks older than him and he practically raised, who's helped save the world multiple times, died at least once, and dropped out of high school.

And then to top it off they both have this thing where they bicker like an old married couple despite not being together. Also that staring problem where they just look each other in the eyes for large periods of time.

[traveller-of-the-knight]

Jalockeley Lojakeckley

[latte125]

y’all think any mcu!irish who were snapped came back and were upset they missed queen lizzie finally dying?

[tinkertoysdamn]

Wait, does the Footloose retelling exist in GotG because of Parks and Rec?

And if the Bluths exist in the MCU, does that make Arrested Development part of the universe?

Gob: You know if they’re registering superheroes that means magicians are next.

Narrator: No one wanted to make a magician registry, let alone General Ross.

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

No, the customer is not always right. And you want to see my manager?

(snap)

There's my fucking manager.

[finned-fish]

This is not going to be as funny to anyone else as it is to me, but that is okay.

After many years I am once again engaging in autistic fan behavior towards the MCU's Wanda Maximoff; however I am now considerably more disrespectful and cruel and rude to the characters I absolutely adore.

So with that information, the undying urge to go back to my roots and create a video edit of Wanda Maximoff is high. BuUuuuuUT, the idea is as follows:

Multiverse of Madness; the scene of earth-616 Wanda crying abt being a big bad spooky mom and earth-838 Wanda walking up to comfort her. The audio playing in the edit is the very popular song for edits "COPYCAT" by Billie Eilish. However!!! It is specifically the verse "Copycat, tryna cop my manner, watch your back when you can't watch mine. Copycat tryna cop my glamor, why so sad bunny? Can't have mine."

Essentially giving the perception that earth-838 Wanda is *not* walking up to comfort her other self, but rather to absolutely obliterate her ego and just generally bully her mercilessly lmao.

Earth-838 Wanda: I call that... mercy :)

Earth-616 Wanda: Lmao what mercy? Go cry abt it you childless peasant

[daily-multifandom-shitposting]

[lokiusly]

brb getting a “mobius my beloved” tramp stamp

[asherashedwings]

This is how the first Avengers went, right?

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Are we really doing this?

Clint: We’re doing it. Tonight.

Peter: But isn’t it kind of dangerous?

Natasha: It’s incredibly dangerous. And borderline idiotic.

Peter: Have you guys done something like this before?

Clint: Something dangerous? Or something idiotic?

Natasha: I think it’s a yes to both.

[ventsofsomeonewhoneedstherapy]

My roommate and I have nicknamed my Alexas "Jarvis" to not set her off when we are talking shit.