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I’m not arguing with a man who praises me for completing the most simple tasks whatever you say love of my life

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Spencer do a tattoo tour I beg of you 🙏

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One of the bat kids complaining about something- I swear I was literally about to die

One of the other bat kids hears footsteps thundering- Oh no please god no

Jason running through the door- I DIED ONCE!

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Jason refusing to admit that Bruce and him are alike, while Bruce being oblivious to their raging similarity is the funniest case scenario ever.

Tim, waking up after a nap, and seeing a familiar big figure standing with his back to him: Hey, Jason.

Bruce, turning around, confused: Jason left an hour ago.

Tim: ...Sorry, you look like twins

Bruce, sighing: I wish. But we are not, really.

Tim: ??????

Some goon, shivering from fear: B-Batman, please, spare me!

Red Hood, leaving the shadow, even madder than before: Do I look like fucking Batman to you, man?

Goon: I-I mean, when you are standing in the darkness with your arms on your chest, and say "Now, talk"—

Red Hood, irritated: One word, and I am putting a bullet in your empty head.

Goon: Yesss, sir.

Damian, staring as everyone in the house first put cereal in the bowl, and then add milk, while Jason and Bruce demonstratively (and obliviously) do it in the opposite order in the perfect synchronisation: Why do they—

Alfred, shaking his head: Please, don't point it out, Master Damian. Either way, they will start arguing, and Master Jason will instantly teach himself to do it in the opposite way.

Damian, rolling his eyes: Whatever.

Dick: So, do you all know that Bruce and Jason refuse to admit that they are alike?

Everyone: (nod)

Dick, smirking: I fucked up Bruce's files and Jason's guns in the span of a minute...

Everyone: Why would you do that—

Bruce and Jason, from the opposite sides of manor, in the same furious voice: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON

Dick: ...Just to demonstrate to you THIS. Now, if you don't mind, I'll go get back to Blüdhaven.

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♡Heart Eyes ♡

Dick Grayson x reader

a/n- this is based off the song heart eyes by coin.

I was out on my nightly patrol in Bludhaven. When I saw her walk under a streetlight with a stranger. She was so immersed in the conversation and unaware of any danger that could happen around her. I thought that she's beautiful and I need to see her again and find out everything about her.

~a week later~

I keep telling myself what's another night out if I know I might get the chance to see her so I go back to the first place I saw her and there she is. I'm praying for a crime to happen just so I can see her up close and talk to her. Then out of the corner of my eye I see a guy approaching her with a knife and I know this is my chance. I jump down from the roof top and disarm him and knock him out. "Are you alright?" I say. "I am thanks to you" she says "What's your name?" I ask. "Y/N" she says. "Y/N" I say with a smile while taking in her features and I realize she's even prettier up close. I then realize I should say my name because I've just been staring at her with heart eyes. "Well Y/N I'm Night-wing." "Maybe I'll see you around some time under different circumstances. Night-wing" she says. "Oh and thanks for saving me." she kisses my cheek and walks off. I stand there for a solid minute smiling like an idiot with my hand pressed to where she kissed my cheek.

~a few days later~

I finally see her out of my Night-wing suit in a coffee shop. I run after her and say "Excuse me but I saw you in the coffee shop and thought you were really pretty. Would you mind going out with me sometime?" "Oh thank you so much and sure what's your name and number?" "Right my names Dick Grayson and here I'll write my number down for you." I say. "Alright I'll see you some time this week?" she says. Later that night I get a text from an unknown number it says -Hey this is Y/N. I save it to my contacts and respond with - Hey this is Grayson. -When are you free to meet up? She sends. -How about drinks Saturday around 6:30 pm? I send back. -Works for me see you Friday she types. I cant wait for it to be Saturday.

~Saturday~

I get to that bar a little early and order a beer and wait for Y/N. When she walks in I feel like how I felt when I saved her from the thug. I walk up to her and give her a side hug and say "Hey Y/N what do you want to drink?" She tells me her order and when we sit down at the bar I order it for her. We start talking I learn about her family and that she is in collage studying to go into publication. I learn she has a cat and has never broken a bone. I tell her a little about my childhood and growing up with Bruce and my adopted brothers. Once we decide to leave the bar I give her another hug and I say "I had a great time tonight and I would love to do this again if you want to." "I would love to" she says. We go on a couple more dates and after our fifth date I suggest she comes home with me tonight. When we get to my apartment we both take off our shoes and cuddle on the couch I reach for the remote and turn the TV on. As were curled up on the couch I look over at her and decide I want to do what I've wanted to do since our third date. "Hey Y/N" I whisper softly and see her turn her head to look at me "Can I be your boyfriend because I really like you and I've wanted to ask you since our third date but thought that it would be to ea-" "I would love for you to be my boyfriend Dick" she says. "Since were officially dating I have one more thing I want to tell you because I know I can trust you. Also because were dating I don't want to keep secrets from you. I'm Night-wing" I say while feeling a little anxious and exasperated. "I had a hunch you gave me the same look in the bar he gave me after he saved me" she says. "What was the look?" I say. "Oh you know heart eyes" she says with a laugh before kissing me.

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