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New Poly ship dynamic/au inspired by three shops I just passed right next to each other:

Florist x Tattoo Artist x Antique Store Owner

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Nervous Travis (and by extension his radio) really add a lot to my gameplay. I’ll be fighting some raiders and he comes over the air announcing another goddamn rerun of Uranium Fever and I’m getting shot at like “FUCK YEAH URANIUM FEVER”

I also really like how he comments on some of your actions. Every time he says “The settlement of Sanctuary has been founded-“ I always go “THAT’S ME!!! THAT’S ME!”

If I met this man in real life I would shake his hand as hard as possible this fictional radio station is ruining my irl music taste

my worst fo4 trait is finishing the confidence man quest right when i get to diamond city on every new save and then immediately putting in console commands to make travis shy and nervous again. cant say this often but i gotta hand it to big beth for awkward travis. i love that funky little guy.

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here's a big happy 18 to neil banging out the tunes - he can vote now

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Is this a bad time to say that I don’t know who OJ Simpson is

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OH MY GOD SOMEONE REQUESTED MY LUKA!!!!

(Never fear, you got Argus’ design spot on!)

Luka Appreciation Outline OPEN

And we're back again, this time with Luka.

The Lukas are as follows:

1 - @sassyduckqueen - Anatis

2 -

3 -

4 -

5 -

6 -

7 - @adventuremaker21 - Divine Swine

8 - Canon - Viperion

9 - @theanonymousclown - Argus (I hope I got the design right)

10 -

Same rules as before:

One AU Luka per artist.

Mostly first come first serve unless I can't find a full body reference or don't have a description of how the design is meant to look.

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HAPPY ASEXUALITY DAY!!!

Be aware of me!! Be very aware.

I have commissions! I have adopts! I have reason to believe they’re cool! Perhaps you could get one, as it is my day! /j

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I finished a TikTok for my Warriors Human AU AND NOW IT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!

So the basic premise is that the year is 1930, Chicago, and Rusty Hayes (Firepaw) is constantly having run ins with the law. He’s sent to jail where he has a tussle with Lloyd “Greyhound” Greyson (Greypaw), an apprentice of the ThunderClan Gang. Greyson starts bantering, they break out, and the rest is history.

What’s much more relevant here though is that Hester “Yellow Fang” Goldenrod, the disgraced Medic of the ShadowClan Gang has just discovered she is NOT in fact an ally but a bi disaster for Marilee “Blue Star” Diane, the leader of the ThunderClan Gang, and Meg Hayes, Rusty’s single mother. Honestly the fact no-one has thought of shipping these three is beyond me, I call them GreenNut.

Some notes about this AU because I am hyperfixating SO HARD ON IT RN!

Rusty stays a teen through the entire series and doesn’t become leader, this is to keep the timeline as fast paced as the books. I didn’t draw it very well but Hester had a stroke in her past, I wanted to somehow symbolize a Persian cat’s constant frown and settled on this. The timeline is heavily condensed in some places, for instance Appledusk is Crookedstar’s grandfather not great grandfather so I could have Mapleshade kill Rainflower. Nutmeg and Jake were a lavender marriage but they’re divorced now. Rusty is a twin but not with Princess, Princess is in her 20s and married so I could still give her CloudKit.

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I would have PAID to see Brambleberry as a funky grandma to Greystripe!!! I fucking LOVE HER she needs to be in more things!! I actually have a list of headcanons about her due to reading Crookedstar’s Promise and her like ten minute segment in Omen of the Stars a bajillion times, and you will now be subject to them against your will.

1. She’s a black cat with heavy, heavy vitiligo! Because white cats with black spots aren’t possible!

2. Her favorite flower is honeysuckle, I believe this because of her speech about them to Jayfeather!

3. After Rainwhisker and Shellheart’s divorce she and Shellheart got crushes on one another, the only reason this is unmentioned in Crookedstar’s Promise is because he’s dense and doesn’t want to think about his parents being lovey dovey.

4. Brambleberry killed Rainflower’s spirit, she did it because Rainflower started being an asshole to Crookedstar as soon as he got up there and she wasn’t about to let it slide a second time, it’s why we never see Rainflower again.

5. Actually speaking of StarClan she’s totally mates with Shellheart up there and they are both tastefully and respectfully mooning over Featherwhisker

6. She’s transfem and bi, just like her kid (but my mtf Crookedstar headcanons have no place here). She uses she/they.

crookedpaw had three mothers and only one of them was a good person. and yet nobody talks about her. someone give brambleberry some love please she's my favorite

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Is there a fashion historian somewhere out there who is willing to DM me every sewing pattern and fashion magazine and photo of clothing and hairstyles and makeup they can find from the year 1930, because every time I try to find references FOR SPECIFICALLY THE YEAR 1930, I get references for the 1930s, WHICH I DO NOT NEED.

I’m looking for women’s, men’s, teen, and child fashion from the year 1930, ideally from the east coast of America released before the Winter of 1930, any help would be appreciated.

Also please please PLEASE if you have any online sources you’d think would help please comment or DM them to me I am desperate.

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Spreading Butch 4 Butch BlueYellow propaganda in my 1930 Gangs Warrior Cats Human AU

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NONE OF YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM MY SHITTY LITTLE NIGHTMARES OCs!!

So I first made these goons in 3rd grade when all we had was the first game and the DLC. They were not good!!

I suddenly remembered them and wanted to do something with them, so funny little guys be upon ye.

I have a fourth OC in their team, her name is Piper and she’s a clown from the carnival in the Little Nightmares Audio Series because I am APPALLED no-one has made a clown oc yet.

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THIS IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE SARCASM BUT I MEAN IT SINCERELY I really like how the multiple watermarks look! Kinda like popups or something similar, but they really ad to the vibes!

Upupupupupu....

Sweater | Speedpaint

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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

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This goes out to!

-Ash Ketchum

-Midoriya Izuku

-Bakugou Katsuki

-Makoto Naegi

-Childe Genshin Impact

-Lumine Genshin Impact

-Akira Persona 5

-Sans Undertale

-Kris Deltarune

-Spottedleaf Warrior Cats

-Link Legend of Zelda

-Link Legend of Zelda

-Link Legend of Zelda

-Link Leg

my absolute FAVOURITE. FAVOURITEEE. Thing is when people headcanon or make in fanfics/fanart characters who are shipped with absolutely everyone all the time aroace. Like everyone has a crush on them and they are completely just chilling.

-an aroace who just got very ecstatic finding a tag for an aroace character who is shipped with everyone all the time and in this one they ARENT

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It’s like this.

I have started playing Persona 5 Royal!

Shout out to Ryuji and Morgana acting like they care whether or not Komashida dies. Babes the chance of him dying if we do this is a BONUS, I want that motherfucker obliterated.

Ryuji and Ann getting to call him a son of a bitch healed me spiritually.

I am going to make an AU where I am Arsene and trying to convince Akira just to kill this guy

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I have started playing Persona 5 Royal!

Shout out to Ryuji and Morgana acting like they care whether or not Komashida dies. Babes the chance of him dying if we do this is a BONUS, I want that motherfucker obliterated.

Ryuji and Ann getting to call him a son of a bitch healed me spiritually.

I am going to make an AU where I am Arsene and trying to convince Akira just to kill this guy

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I’ve been re-reading this Psychonauts fic by @magicalmilly and my GOD this scene never fails to make me laugh. Anyway this is my petition to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue this fic it’s been unfinished since 2022 and it was JUST REACHING THE CLIMAX OF PSYCHONAUTS 1-

Anyway the basic plot of the fic is that Milla and Sasha are very concerned about Raz because of what he shares about his family life. High key recommend, Raz gets to apologize for intruding on Milla’s nightmares.