thejohnlockedfemboy

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

So when I tell you I screamed at the top of my lungs-

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

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THE GHOSTSOAP WEREWOLF REGRESSION BOT IS COMPLETED!!!

Que list update?

CURRENT QUEUE, ACCEPTING REQUESTS!

-jayce after he kills viktor at the commune, returns to user’s apartment in piltover and is a sad, miserable wet cat ( completed )

-you’re the newest member of the 141 and Price has really taken to you. Soap and the others teases him about it, because he gives you special treatment sort of, and you and Price look uncannily alike ( same brown hair, blue eyes, firm jaw, ect ) and so they joke that you’re like his son. To shut Soap up, Price orders a DNA test. To the entire team’s shock, you’re an exact match as his child ( completed )

-you’re Riley, Ghost’s K-9 unit. When you’re captured by evil scientists on a mission, you’re turned into a human and now have to navigate the world as a teenager, learning to speak, write, read, ect as a person instead of a dog, since the military has no idea how to turn you back. You have a hard time adjusting, and Ghost is now like your dad instead of your handler ( completed )

-you’re GhostSoap’s adopted teen and they’re werewolves and find out that you regress due to a shitty past ( eta: June 24th )

-little!Konig and caregiver!user ( completed )

-injured!user and bucky, with post!mission/vigilante work and a side of angst ( eta: June 28th )

-caregiver!price with teenage!petre puppy user ( eta: June 30th )

-ftm!adopted!user with dad!ghoap after they discover user wants to join the military, based on this prompt ( eta: July 1st )

-gaz omega x omega confession ( eta: July 1st-5th )

-ghostsoap child bleaches their hair blonde ( eta: July 5th )

-poly!mauraders with whimsical!user ( eta: July 10th )

-141!user who comes home from deployment to find that their spouse is cheating on them ( eta: July 12th )

-moonwater + potter!user with mild spice ( eta: July 15th )

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

I think about my organs moving and then I forget to breathe so I have to do it manually. But then I feel like I’m dying because I’m breathing but not enough. So I have to breathe manually while I feel my liver and my pancreas rubbing together

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*sobbing*

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

i just… finished… sunrise on… the… reaping…

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

Technically you can always feel and hear your organs rearranging, your brain has just learned to block it out.

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DONT TELL ME THAT 😭

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

oh yeah i forgot bucky

i think having a father figure would fix me

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

Do you ever sit so still you can feel your organs rearranging?

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😰

d-disc anon, i don’t think they’re supposed to do that…

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

i think having a father figure would fix me

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

Person who asked about the goap bot here! Its all good, people get busy and all ! Take ur time! Either way I'm quite excited for it! 🙂

I’ll try my best to get it done tomorrow, tho tomorrow is me and the hubbie’s anniversary, so might be another day. Sorry for the wait!

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

Don't feel bad about laughing about my ‘curse’, lol, I threw that in there to make you laugh after my small rant/vent(?) I did 😅

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HELP I COULD HAVE SWORN I REPLIED THIS IM SORRY MIC ANON

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

I'm ok, my ADHD just kinda drives me up the wall sometimes and I'm currently like that now. I'm also kinda worried that I am now addicted to my stimulant medication, and that if I forget to take it then I can't focus whatsoever.. But yeah. also a little curse I apparently have is me finding out I have a condition when my doctor casually mentions it in conversation Instance 1 (a few months ago): Doc: "So she takes this to handle ADHD and autism?" My mum: "Yep," Me: "I have autism?" Instance 2 (the other day): Doc: "So you have ADHD, autism, and generalised anxiety disorder?"

Me: "I fucking what"

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I— I feel bad 😭 I giggled

I think maybe you’re supposed to feel that way about the stimulant meds? I’m not sure, though, because I don’t take any. Maybe @pubbipawz could help? He has ADHD and takes meds for it.

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

Mic anon here, how are you today?

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I’ve been pretty good today, working on my fic and roleplaying on c.ai. Currently trying to regulate an almost-panic-attack because my OCD gives me false memories and altered memories, and I just took my vitamins and am questioning if I actually took them earlier, though I’m certain that I didn’t. My partner is helping me through it :)

How have you been today?

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

no worries :) it was one of those trauma candy bowl things

I got a notification that you mentioned me in a post but I cannot find it did I crash out

I think I deleted the post bcuz I felt uncomfy with how much I overshared 😭 sorry

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

I got a notification that you mentioned me in a post but I cannot find it did I crash out

I think I deleted the post bcuz I felt uncomfy with how much I overshared 😭 sorry

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

guys im craving chocolate so much today ive had two chocolate muffin tops ( i cant eat the bottom part bcuz texture ) they’re like 350 a piece for the full thing so like 125 for a full half but i dont eat the full half because center texture so like 120 calories times two is 240 so that’s not that much actually but it is about a full 50% of the daily recommended value of sugar but i want moreeeeeeee