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They’re both chaos gremlins ofc he’d support him.

the dynamic for damian and tim should be "i want my older brother's approval but i could never let him know that or he'll be so annoying" and here's my pitch: think about damian doing smth reckless and being scolded, feeling incredibly bummed out, and then tim tells him "that was sick as hell actually those losers don't get it" and then damian's mood instantly lifting and telling tim all of the little details about how he pulled it off

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Random fact:

Bruce Wayne canonically thinks and refers to himself as Batman. Using Bruce Wayne as a persona.

And in the LEGO Batman movie when Dick is wondering out loud if Bruce Wayne knows that Batman is living in his basement, Batman corrects him by stating that, if anything, Bruce Wayne is living in Batman’s attic.

The joke is not only funny, I guess it’s also technically true?

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Why was my first thought seeing this was that someone turned the YJ into objects 😭😭.

Still love the art tho.

Ain’t no way the og YJ crew didn’t have some trendy 90s merch

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Headcanon for the Batkids:

Jason: Uh.. Tim, can you help fix my phone?

Tim: Yeah, sure. How bad is it?

Jason: *places the broken phone in front of Tim* 

Tim: How did you break your phone like that?!

Jason: I threw it at a wall! Ok?

Tim: What made you do that?!

Jason:

Tim:

Tim: You saw a thirst trap edit of Bruce, didn’t you?

Jason: …How’d you know?

Tim: Everyone knows better than to use any social media platform after Bruce makes an appearance at a major gala for at least a few days.

Jason: And no one thought to tell me?!

Tim: If you checked the family group chat-

Jason, leaving: Yeah whatever, just fix my phone.

Tim: Where are you going?

Jason: To find the lunatic that made that monstrosity.

Bonus:

Duke, who made the edit bc Bruce pissed him off: Are you sure we won’t get caught?

Steph, who helped: Don’t worry, no one will figure us out cause I got Babs to cover our tracks; this isn’t my first rodeo.

Duke: I still can’t believe you’re ‘#Brucielici0usf@n1’; all your edits have millions of views.

Steph: I needed an outlet to vent out my emotions in a creative, yet healthy way.

Duke: By making thirst traps of Bruce?

Steph: I didn’t hear you complaining when I helped you.

Duke: Touché.

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Tim “When they go low, I go lower” Drake.

The delicate, devastating irony of Dick giving Damian Robin to stop him from going back to the league of assassins... only for Tim to feel outcasted and to turn to the League of Assassins for help.

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Dick Grayson?

What are you doing in Waterstones??

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Hey guys,

Sorry for disappearing for a while, a lot of things happened these past few months and it’s been one hell of a year honestly.

Anywho, i’m in uni right now and i’m trying to focus on my studies but I promise to keep up with posting content, as a gift for ghosting everyone i will be adding more fics to my list on my other blog and i’m going back to writing my fics on tumblr and ao3, so expect Part 3 of Mentor Tim and another chapter of Those Left Behind (i plan to make this a series and give Timmy more siblings :) )

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I imagine they had a conversation like this:

Bruce: You did keep an eye on Tim for me, right?

Dick: No? I kept an eye on Jason and Damian.

Bruce: But I asked you to watch Tim?

Dick: What?!

Bruce: What exactly happened while I was ‘away’?

Tim: I was unsupervised.

Bruce: And?

Tim: That’s all you’ll want to know.

Bruce: …Fair enough.

Dick: Hold on, what?!

When Bruce “died” all his kids ended up gathering together for the reading of his will. Things were split pretty evenly between them with certain assets going to certain people (the company to Tim, the Manor to Alfred etc). At the end of the will there is one last line

“Don’t let your brother turn into a supervillian.”

All of the siblings are busy arguing about who Bruce might be talking about except for Tim and Cass, who are standing away from the group. Tim has an amused gleam in his eye and Cass is staring him down.

“Don’t you dare.” She signs at him knowing full well that Bruce was talking about Tim.

“I’m going to take over the League of Assassins.” He signs back to her.

Which was always the plan, he just couldn’t leave right away. Dick giving Damian Robin was a perfect excuse. Also, Bruce was def alive just lost in the time stream and the league would have the resources he needs to find answers.

Six months later, over 100 bases blown up, and with coordinates to recover Bruce, Tim returns to Gotham. He’s not alone though. Oh no. Drake Industries has had a complete overhaul under the leadership of the teenage heir and if all of the new employees are ninja assassins thats for Tim to know and no one else.

When Bruce returns he gets swarmed with questions from his kids about which brother he was referencing at the end of his will and he gives them all a confused look.

“Tim of course. The kid borrows my morals like library books.” At this, Dick goes ashen.

Tim? Bruce had been concerned about Tim? Tim who has been off the grid for the last 6 months doing god knows what?

“Tim should have known I was referencing him. He should have told you and the fact that he didn’t means I should be concerned.” Bruce glances to his son who can’t contain his smile.

“It’s hardly my fault the Ra’s has the charisma of a used gym sock. Besides, at least I offer benefits and paid time off. Also you don’t have to worry about the LOA anymore. They all work for me now.” He smiles a bit wider and then disappears into the shadows.

Bruce, who wrote that last line after going through Tim’s Young Justice Records, simply signs. “Could be worse. He could have become Gun Batman.” Which unloads an entirely new floodgate of questions from those around him, but as long as his kids are safe, happy, and still walking a mostly moral line then Bruce is happy.

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Does anyone know this one fic where Tim is Bruce’s clone? That’s it, that’s all I remember.

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Headcanon for the Batbros, working on a case:

Tim, trying to concoct a plan but it comes out idiotic at best and crazy at worst: I’m trying to think outside the box, here.

Damian: Outside the box of logic and rationality?You’re already there.

Tim, frustrated: Shut up. I can’t think straight.

Jason: If there’s one thing you can’t do, it’s that.

Tim: …

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Headcanon for the Bats, cheering Dick up:

Bruce: I’m proud of you, son.

Dick: Thanks? I guess.

Later:

Tim: When I’m sad I look at my phone’s lock-screen, which is a picture of you, and I instantly feel better.

Dick, tearing up: That is the single most sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me… thank you.

Bruce: …

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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

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The Bats are the definition of:

“You mess with one of us, we all mess with you.”.

Like, imagine going after one of them, and you end up having to deal with a dozen of them, later on.

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Headcanon for the Batbros:

Tim: Jason I’m not destroying that building with you, even if you’re using “minor explosives”.

Jason: That building’s going to be demolished soon, anyway, wouldn’t you like to do the honours?

One destroyed building later:

Tim: You’re right, this is nice.

Jason, concerned: Tim, i don’t like that tone-

Tim: What other buildings need to be destroyed?

Jason: What have I started…

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Headcanon for the Batbros, at the beach:

Dick, drawing something on the sand:

Duke: What’s Dick doing?

Tim: Looking for Damian.

Duke: By drawing a pentagram on the sand?

Jason: Exactly.

Bonus:

Duke: He’s not actually gonna show up-

Damian, coincidentally, shows up after Dick is finished with the drawing: You called, Grayson?

Duke: …

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I love this!!! @thedevilundercover @autistic-human @demonicparalysis I wanna see yours 👀.

it's great :DDD

me: :33