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[theultimatelozer]

so. hot.

can you do a monty x fem reader x freddy NSFW where monty and freddy are competing for your attention and finally just agree to “share” the reader. and even then they’re still competing to see who can pleasure you the best 😫

oh. my. god.

i.

i had too much fun with this.

jesus christ this took forever but holy fucking shit.

COMPETITION

GLAMROCK FREDDY X F!READER X MONTGOMERY GATOR

NSFW, MINORS DNI, DEGRADING, SLIGHT IMPACT PLAY, THREESOME, DOUBLE PEN, CHOKING, ARGUMENTS, PREGANCY MENTIONS, GENERAL INTENSE BEHAVIOR PLEASE DON’T READ THIS NDNDNDNDNND

“We have… a proposal for you.”

That is how your night starts off. Freddy and Monty, long time rivals, tower above you as you sit in a private party room, reading a book. One of them coming up to you out of nowhere wasn’t unusual but both of them? Together?

That was strange.

Monty shoves the star’s shoulder, to which Freddy responds by shooting him a glare. “Spit it out, dumbass. Ya weren’t so nervous 10 minutes ago.”

Freddy sighs, nervously messing with his fingers. “We- uh. Here.” He runs his hand down his face, stepping closer to you. “I like you.”

Montgomery quickly follows suit, walking at least a foot closer to your seated form. “We-” He looks at Freddy, who rolls his eyes. “We like ya. More than like ya, really.”

You stiffen in shock.

We?????

You had had an… interest in both of the rockstars for a while now, but never in a million years thought those feelings could be reciprocated. Could robots even feel ho-

wait.

Your jaw finally unhinges. “In what way????” It comes out louder than you wanted, and a fierce blush smacks across your face.

Monty smiles a crooked, toothy grin. “In what way do ya think, sugar? The way that ends up with you coated in our-”

“Montgomery.” Freddy hisses. You really wish he had let him finish that sentence, but you caught his drift. You could feel your pussy responding to the insinuation, and sat up in your seat. “Don’t scare her.”

“I- uh. Um.” You could barely form a single thought. These two extremely handsome men who you had spent many a night thinking about with your hands between your thighs were proposing something here. Something.

“You don’t have to do anything you don’t wanna do, of course, we were just thinking that since both of us like you, and we think you like us, that we could cut out the middle man, and well, share you, but I totally get it if you’re weirded out by that or-”

“When do we start.”

Both of the animatronics are caught off guard. Freddy seems to have lost his goddamn mind, hands frozen mid speech. Monty smiles even wider, crossing his arms. “I’ll be fuckin damned.”

Freddy seems to shake free of his stupor. “Well, uh- we- god-”

“Now.”

You lock eyes with Monty. His pupils are dialated, and you shiver under his gaze. “Now.”

You nod your head.

He’s on you in less that a second, looming over you, face less than three inches away from yours. Out of your peripheral vision, you can see Freddy come stomping up, pushing Monty to the side. Monty snarls at him, but he only looks into your eyes, cupping a hand around your cheek. You both just stare at each other, before he leans in, and you strain up to meet his kiss. It’s a passionate kiss, and you groan into his mouth, desperately trying to wrap your arms around him. His other hand grabs your face, and he tugs you even closer, deepening the kiss. You wish this could last forever, and it seems like it can, until-

thunk.

“My turn.”

Monty turns to you before pulling you up off your back and into your lap. He runs his thumb along your jawline, claw just grazing your skin, before pushing your head to the side. You gasp at the quick motion before you feel his lips on your neck. He sucks with an intense pressure that has you let out an embarrassingly loud moan, to which he laughs into your neck.

“If ya like that, then you’re gonna love this.”

His hand grabs the nape of your neck and pushes you towards him, kissing you with a ferocity previously unknown. Just as you melt into the kiss, you feel him smirk, and then-

oh fuck.

His tongue sinks down into your mouth. You knew it was long, but oh my god, it’s like having a cock down your throat. He pushes it down deeper and you gag, eyebrows knit in pleasure. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holyshitholyshitholy-

You vaguely register Freddy sliding behind you, tugging you off of Monty’s mouth. Monty pulls his tongue from out of your throat, sucking on it in fake contemplation. “Taste’s fuckin sweet. Wonder if that sloppy little cunt tastes similar.” You can hear the tsk from Freddy as he pulls off your top. Both sentient robots groan in appreciation as your boobs are semi revealed. Freddy lands kisses on the side of your neck, slowly moving lower until he reaches your bra, and you hiss in pleasure as his icy fingers loop around the clasps, tugging them open one by one.

The cold air hits your bare chest, and Monty runs a hand through his hair. “Fazbear, come look at these tits.” Freddy leans over to catch a glimpse of your hardened nipples and sighs happily. “Perfect.”

You’re so overpowered between the two machines, and you lean back your head against Freddy’s chest. “Please- Please. I can’t wait any longer.”

Monty spreads your legs apart, pushing your knees up until you’re totally open. “Fazbear.”

You feel Freddy look at him.

“I wanna see if you’re any good at fingering, or if you’re as bad at that as ya are singing.” There’s little punch behind his words, his eyes glued to your clothed cunt, but Freddy grits his teeth anyway. Cold green fingers loop around your waistband, and Monty tugs your bottoms and panties off in one swift tug, his eyes never leaving your pussy. After a pause, they finally flick up at Freddy in annoyance. “Are you gonna fuckin do it, or should I take care of her myself?”

Freddy is still, staring at your cunt and the glossy slick coating it.

He shrugs. “Guess I will-” Monty leans in, and you tense up, expecting his fingers to part your folds, but an orange paw slaps his hand away.

“Shut your fucking mouth.”

You feel his fingers sliding down between your tits, going past your belly button, all the way down to your sopping wet cunt.

“Monty.”

The gator looks up, making eye contact with Freddy once more. You have to strain your neck to look up at them.

“Keep her quiet.”

Then his finger slides into you.

Your back arches, mouth opening in a scream because holy shit, oh god. His finger is so, so big. Just one of them is huge, and is reaching so deep, and he curls it up, and you’re finally about to cry out-

A hand wraps around your throat.

“Ya heard the bear, sugar. Gotta keep your slutty little mouth quiet.” He squeezes the sides of your throat, and Freddy adds a second finger, both actions causing your eyes to roll back in your head.

“Ooh, she liked that.” Monty’s breath is hot on your face. A small, wheezing noise of pleasure escapes your mouth. “Ya hear that, Freddy?Babygirl likes a little pain.”

Your hips helplessly grind against Freddy’s palm, gliding off the metal with a slick slide. The cold material provides a sharp twang of pressure to your clit, and oh god, oh no, a third finger is going in, curling even deeper-

You cum with a wheeze, hands wrapped around Monty’s wrist. Freddy fucks you through your orgasm, and you feel just a dribble of cum come out of your pussy, down his fingers, and onto your lap. Monty leans down, licking up the small splatter with a groan.

“Ya gotta taste this man. She’s even sweeter than I thought.”

Freddy pulls out his fingers at the same as Monty releases your neck. You gasp, air flooding back into your lungs as you collapse forward onto Monty’s chest plate. Hands rub your back as you catch your breath in heaves.

“Are you okay, sweetheart?” Freddy’s voice asks. You nod your head fervently, lips coated in saliva, dripping onto Monty. “Yes. Yes.”

They let you catch your breath for a moment before the gator pipes up. “I get her pussy.”

You hear a faint growl from Freddy. “Says who.”

“Me, asshole. You got to finger her.”

“I fingered her because you challeneged me, Gator.”

“Oh, so you only fingered her cuz of that? Sounds like ya don’t really even want her pussy.”

A straight up growl from Freddy jostles you. “Fuck you. Fuck you. You know that’s not what I meant.”

Monty’s jaw snaps, face getting even closer to Freddy’s. “I’ll rip your fucking face off, you know that, right? Her cunt is mine. Mine.”

“Why don’t we ask her, you fucking godforsaken asshole.” Freddy shoves Monty, and you think that’s gonna be it, but clearly the bassist is distracted. His eyes flick back down to your pussy, which is now beading up with your wetness. His eyes shoot once more to Freddy, then back to you, slightly softening.

“C’mon baby, let Daddy wreck your pussy.” He hooks a finger under your chin to get you look at him. “I’ll have ya cum so hard you won’t be able to walk for 3 days.”

Freddy leans down a little, making you look at him instead. “You know i’ll make you feel good. Please give me the chance to put you in ecstasy instead of that asshole.”

Both men look at you with dark, expectant eyes. You can feel both of their hard ons, each massive against your back and your thigh. The answer is so obvious that it hits you like a bus.

“Both of you.”

Slowly, both of them raise their heads to look at each other. You can practically hear the gears clicking in their heads as they try to process the words that have come out of your mouth. Both of their expressions change from competitive, then to pure shock, shifting to incredulous, and finally joy. Monty cracks that huge crooked grin and bursts into laughter while Freddy completely grins.

“Holy shit, babygirl.” Monty shakes his head. “You’re brave.”

“I should have known that would be your answer.” Freddy leans down to plant a kiss on your forehead before lowering his voice. “Are you sure?” A slightly smug expression slides onto his face. “We’re both a little… big.”

You nod once more, and they both sigh, looking at you with such fondness you think you might melt.

You place a kiss on Freddy’s cheek before looking up through your lashes at Monty. “I’m ready when you are, Daddy.”

“You poor thing.”

Freddy moves backwards to reposition you in his lap while Monty pulls your ass forward, spreading your legs as wide as the possibly can go. A small mechanical noise comes from Monty, and you look down at the source of the noise to discover-

oh. no.

he’s huge.

You look back up at him, eyes so wide they might as well be dinner plates.

“Ya sure you still wanna do this, pretty lil thing?”

You glance back down at his dick. He must be nine, no, ten inches if not more.

“Yes.”

And then he’s pushing his way in.

You were wrong.

He’s massive.

Monty hisses in pleasure, but you can hardly hear him. Your hand moves blindly to grab at Freddy’s arm to hold onto reality, but it’s a futile attempt. He’s deeper inside of you than anything has ever been, and he must only be halfway in. His cock is covered in reptilian ridges and bumps that scrape so deliciously against your G-spot, causing you to clamp down on his cock.

“Fuck, she’s so tight. You’re not gonna be able to handle this, Fazbear.” He might as well be talking from 10 planets away because you can barely hear him. He thrusts in deeper, bottoming out in one stroke, groaning so loudly that everyone in a ten mile radius must know you are getting fucked better than you ever have. “Calm down baby, if you keep grabbing onto me like this i’m gonna cum before I wanna.” Freddy slightly chuckles at that, but you couldn’t care less at this point.

Your mouth opens and closes a couple times, vision finally clearing up. He’s all the way in. How is he all the way in? You moan nonsensically, thighs shaking just from the effort of holding this much inside of you. Monty grabs your face, gently slapping you around. “Anyone home?” You can only moan in response.

“Dude, she’s already fucked out and I haven’t even started thrusting.” Monty is incredulous. You whine at the sentence, desperately willing yourself to say something, anything, but clearly your brain is no longer connected to your mouth because the only thing that comes out is another pitiful noise. Monty’s fingers circle your clit as he works his way in and out of your tight pussy, breathing heavily all the way. His dick is warm, your own skin heating him up, and the feeling of his ridges is better than any sex toy you’ve ever used to try to imagine this moment. Finally, words are able to tumble from your mouth, and you gasp as he pushes so deep a spurt of his precum and your juices shoots out.

“Daddy, daddy please fuck me. Please.” Another hand, this one orange, tilts your limp head up so that your unfocused eyes can meet his. “Did you forget about me?”

That’s right.

Freddy.

If you die right now, so be it.

A familiar digit pushes it’s way into your stretched out hole, causing you and Monty to groan in sync. It works it’s way to the base of the knuckle, forcing it’s way in with a squelching pop! before another one is added.

The tip of Freddy’s dick slaps against your ass and you can feel him tap it against you a couple more times, letting you get some sense of the size. It’s just as big as Monty’s, but instead of ridges, you feel it lightly buzzing.

Is his cock a fucking vibrator?

Monty and you, joined at the hilt, push back and up to allow Freddy access to your weeping sore hole. As he rubs it around the base of the two of you, you realize you were right. It’s certainly vibrating, yes, because both you and Monty react to the sensation.

Through gritted teeth, Monty finally opens his mouth. “Get in before I start plowing her.”

Freddy does as he is told.

It takes you 20 seconds for your hearing to come back. 20 long seconds of excuriciating pleasure, because somehow you are are lucky enough to exist in a world where both of these men are inside of you at once. 20 seconds to even slightly realize that you have squirted all over both of their cocks just from Freddy pushing his way in.

“Holy shit.”

Their hands are on your tits, pinching and tugging your nipples, squeezing and slapping your ass, and all you can do is thank them. Nothing they are saying are fully reaching your ears, besides the faint praises of “Good girl” and the exclamations of how warm your pussy is.

Emerging from the void, a single sentence hiys you straight to the core, almost making you cum from the idea itself. It’s Freddy, and although his voice is slightly shaky, it’s drenched in lust.

“We’re going to get you pregnant.”

Then they’re moving.

Oh god they’re moving.

Freddy thrusts up, cock violently buzzing, and then Monty does the same, so at no point are you not being pounded into. The noises coming from you are unholy, enough to make a hardened man blush. Both of these men, these beautiful men are absolutely destroying your cunt for anyone else, and to be honest good, because you’ll never want anything other than this for the rest of your life.

“You were right, Monty.” The bear groans, hands digging into your hipbones. “I can’t handle this.”

Monty’s laugh is breathless. “I’m never gonna hear that from you again, am I?”

Freddy’s face is screwed up as he responds. “No. No you’re not.”

Both their attentions turn back to you, watching your small belly bulge with the size of the both of them combined. “Are you close, baby?”

You gasp out a yes, tears of pleasure racing down your sweaty cheeks. “Yes.”

Monty looks at his rival, eyes glazing over. “I bet i’m gonna be the one to knock her up.”

“Don’t count on it, Gator.”

Monty comes first with a massive roar, filling up your insides with cum so hot you think it could burn you, and Freddy follows suit mere seconds after. The pressure inside you should be painful, but it’s the best thing you’ve ever felt in your whole life, and you finally let go with a scream so loud it makes your throat raw.

When you finally open you eyes, there’s only one thing that you hear.

“If ya don’t let her sleep in my room tonight, I’ll bash your microphone stand over your head.”

[theultimatelozer]

Oka?

Bruno and Camilo's reaction after making you cry.

Chosen Pronouns: Y/N = She/Her | Bruno = He/Him | Camilo = He/They

Summary: You have an arguement with them and ended up making you cry due to the exhaustion eating them up.

Warning: Screaming, Mentions of trauma, spoilers, extreme angst & arguements

Bruno

you always hated arguements due to the fact that your parents used to have arguements frequently when you were only seven.

But it just had to happen again, but this time with your boyfriend, huh?

You were at the bakery, just helping out your family.

You liked making donuts there while in the bakery though.

But, Bruno?

He's struggling with a lot of things.

First, someone requested Bruno to see their future, Bruno warned them for what was going to happen next. Either a bad luck or worse.

The person of course, as usual,said that they're not going to get mad at Bruno just to see a stupid vision of their own future.

But alas, they did get mad. They said how they never should've requested a vision in the first place and tried attacking Bruno. Luckily, Bruno had the confidence to push them out.

Bruno has had the worst day. Now, he has to deal with the gossips, he just wants to buy something for his fellow rats. But, people would stay away from him.. especially after that *ahem* goldfish incident.

Bruno was absolutely overwhelmed. He just wanted to be in your.. arms.

He wanted you to comfort him.

To make him feel special.

But he had no time for that right now.

He strolled around Encanto and spotted you, just finished helping around the family at the bakery.

He wanted to just run up to you and hug you tight, like really tight.

But he also still had to help around his family too, (because this was after Abuela and the Madrigal family welcomed him back to the family.)

While he was in the middle of his work, it has been 5 hours now. You want to hug him already! You haven't seen him since morning..

As you caught him just trying to sweep some dust out, you ran up to him and hugged him like it was the last time you'd ever hug someone.

"Bruno!! I missed you dearly."

"Y/N, not now..." Bruno said, with his annoyed tone.

"Wha- Uhh, excuse me? I haven't seen you since morning! What do you mean not now?!" You replied in an instant.

"Y/N, not. now."

"*sigh* whatever bruno. i'll see you after another five hours, I guess." You lowered your head down, if you had the power to control the weather- then some little raining clouds will appear up above your head, and create a thunder storm, that's how sad you are.

After 5 hours, you just took a little nap. There was nothing to do anyway.

When you've realized 5 hours have passed by, your mood brightened up in hopes that Bruno may be done with his chores now.

You ran your way towards there, only to see him with another.. woman.

"eh?" You whispered to yourself.

"Bruno? Is that Bruno?" You thought to yourself.

Seeing him with another girl doesn't make you jealous at all. You know Bruno loves you and you love Bruno.

But thing is, that woman was absolutely stunning. Big chest, her hair styled, dress fancy.. like she came from a modern place.

While you..? You're just.. another ordinary human. White top, some accessories on, and a skirt. That's it, just like any other people.

And you wouldn't be jealous at all.. if he wasn't blushing right now.

Why is there some sort of red in his face? You've never made him blush like that before..

You waited in his home, your feet constantly tapping the floor. In fear that he may have been.. cheating on you.

Bruno opened his door to see you.

"It's you, mi vida." Bruno spoke.

"Yeah, aha. It's me." You replied in a quite cold tone.

"What's with the cold expression?" Bruno stammered.

"Oh nothing.. just that i saw you with another woman and you were blushing.. what was wrong, mi amor? Why were you blushing?" You got to the point right away, also trying to prevent an arguement just by asking a simple question is all.

"You.. saw that? Hey! Were you stalking us..?"

"Of course not. I told you I'd come back to you in five hours, remember..?"

"Right.."

You didn't know what was going through Bruno's mind, but all you know is that you suspect him of cheating.

"Have you been.. cheating, on me Bruno?"

That was when Bruno snapped.

"C- Cheat? Do you seriously think I would cheat? Do you really think I'm THAT type of person?!"

"N- No, Bruno, I didnt mean it that wa-"

Bruno's hand smacked the door to keep it tightly shut.

"If you really think I would cheat, then what type of girlfriend are you?"

"Bruno."

"If you really think of me that way.. maybe I should cheat on yo-"

"BRUNO!"

Bruno's voice went quiet.

Only to see your eyes tearing up.

What has he done now?

"W- Why would you? Did you seriously just say that you should just maybe cheat on me?"

"I- I.. y/n, I didnt think before I say, I swear-"

You pushed Bruno out of the way and opened the door.

Bruno watched as you just.. left him like that.. so easily.

All because of him.

Camilo

This one might hurt a lot- but Camilo never showed a slight interest in you.

Not even a tiny bit.

Now you were wondering what got you guys together if Camilo never liked you.

Out of pity, perhaps?

He'll think guilt will eat him alive if he rejected you?

Because he doesn't want to see your sad face ?

Whatever it is, you don't know the answer to that.

Camilo has only shown interest of the new girl in town.

Brown hair.. butterfly hair clip... green eyes.. modern dress.. and so on.

She had everything you wanted.

Which made you jealous.

It made you seem selfish, i know, but wouldn't you also be jealous if Camilo showed interest in this new girl ?

Who's a pick-me.

She knows Camilo has a s/o, but she didn't even care at all. That's when Camilo started falling in love with her. He fell right onto that girl's trap.

It was a regular day, as usual. Until there has been a new gossip around town.

Such things as, "Camilo may have a little crush on the new girl, what will his s/o think of this?.." and "the new girl in town said that Camilo is her future husband."

Pfft.. future husband? You got to be kidding me.

You approached the new girl and told her how Camilo is YOUR boyfriend and hes taken already.

"Puh-leeze. I wouldn't even give a single damn if he's taken or not, honey. He'll be the happist man alive when we get married." Was all she replied with, shes rich with money.

"Now who are you to say that? And.. Married?! Camilo would never marry a stubborn, selfish, BRAT like you!"

"Uh- SELFISH? Aren't YOU the one interrupting our little happy relationship together?! And excuse me- my name is Veronica, not stubborn, selfish, brat!"

"Well, Ve-ro-ni-ca, you guys don't have a happy little relationship together, while you guys have this so called, "little" relationship I and Camilo own a big relationship, thank you."

"Ugh. Just accept that me and Camilo are happy in our relationship and Camilo is not happy being in yours."

That's when Camilo jumped into the scene,

"Veronica? ..And Y/N? Just as I was supposed to introduce Veronica to you, Y/N! Haha! Guess I was a little bit late to the party, no?"

"Camilo-"

"Anyway, my sugar plum honey Camilo- Y/N is a mess. We shall stay away from her for a while.. "

"Camilo..?"

"I'll wait for you at my house, honeyyy!~"

"Y/N.. hah, sorry about that.. she's from another country called America."

"I can tell."

"Well-"

"Camilo.. why is she calling you "honey"? "Sugar plum" ?.."

"Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that-"

"That you guys are together in a relationship?"

"Y/N.."

"What? That you never even loved me from the start of our relationship? Hm?"

"Y/N, I love you and you know that."

"You never did!"

"Y/N! LOOK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I SHOULD'VE JUST REJECTED YOU!"

"Wha..?"

"I NEVER LOVED YOU. I NEVER DID!"

"..."

"Veronica is way more better than you, anyway. Hmph."

"Camilo, what on earth are you talking about?" You felt your blood rush through your veins.

"Goodbye, Y/N. I'm breaking up with you. Thanks anyway, I really needed to let all those out.. hope we can still be friends , though."

"Never. At this point, don't even look me in the eye."

Hello yall, and yes, this is original. I went, "what?! Cmon, theres barely even angst here on the Encanto fandom!!"

Should I do another part but with a happy ending? I got a bit mad at Camilo's part, so instead of y/n staying silent as the coward she is, she got the courage to be a #girlboss !!!

[theultimatelozer]

just wanted to say that this writing was amazing. And this was made like in February and somehow, I can see yourself improving with your writing more. Good job!! Keep it up!

Curiosity

Kaminari Denki x Reader

Includes: fluff, angst, hurt w/o comfort, implied cheating, mentions of alcohol

In which you and Kaminari Denki grow too comfortable in your routines, and weary eyes begin to wander.

Or, Kaminari Denki falls out of love.

***

“I want to marry you.”

His voice is firm, clear, confident. “One day, when we’re older.” Your hands are in his, clasped between the grip of his fingers, enveloped in a warm, lasting pressure. “We’ll get a house together, and a dog, and then we’ll get married.” He pulls you closer–and he’s warm, infectiously so, smiling down at you in a silent plea.

You feel his certainty in every possible way. 

So you smile.

“Of course, Denki,” you whisper, heart fluttering.

He chuckles, kissing your forehead. You feel the vibrations of his chest against your own, strong and deep and grounding. “Then it’s a promise,” he says. 

You want to hold him to his words. But the memory, prevalent as it is, always seems to present itself in faded reddish-browns, like a story scrawled in sepia-tinted fonts. The longer you dwell on it, replay it in your head, the faster it disintegrates and turns to dust. 

Before you know it, it slips away between your fingertips. His promise trickles down and out of your reach, until, finally, you can no longer call it your own.

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𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

You were hooked and there was noting you could do.

You met Bakugou exactly 5 years ago, at the ripe age of 15.

You fell in love with Bakugou at 16.

And you got together with Bakugou at the age of 17.

Everything was different back then, you were so in love, but so blind.

Everything seemed so perfect. It was almost as if your relationship was the cliché movie. Together for nearly three years now, you had fallen in love with the best person you could've ever met.

But here you both were, sat on opposite sides of your dining room, the room was filled with silence and thick tension. Dinner was on table, but neither of you had touched your plates.

"Why are you bringing this up again? I'm the one who works so that we can support ourselves!" Katsuki shouts at you from where he sits at the table.

You had lost count on how many times this subject had come up in your conversation with him. But you needed him to understand your side, he was never home. And when he was he never wanted to be near you, he claimed it was 'his day off'.

So then that would usually lead to an argument, then you would ignore each other for a week, which would then lead to another argument, and finally angry makeup sex.

"Katsuki, it's not about that! It's about the fact that you never spend time with me! And when you have the chance to, you tell me to fuck off!"

"I cant do this right now. There's always something going on with you. I need to fucking breathe for a single fucking minute!" His breathes were heavy and annoyed as he stood up from the table, grabbing a jacket and his car keys as he walked out of the door, slamming it behind him.

You stayed at the table, silent tears falling down your cheeks and landing on your plate full of food.

Truth be told, you can't even remember when these arguments started to become so common got the both of you. But as Katsuki walked out of that door, something finally hit you, you were done. The moment the ash blonde had walked out of the door, he had walked away from you, from your relationship.

Bakugou was as moody as a teenager, one minute you would both be laying together in bed watching some kind of movie, not that it mattered because you would both be paying attention to one another rather than the movie. And the next minute he would be shouting in your face, then leaving you in tears, only to come back and start the cycle over again.

But you were done.

You put both plates on the counter, then wrote him a note, saying that you were done with this.

Bakugou,

You know how much I love you, and how much I always will. Bit I just can't keep doing this anymore. The relationship we used to have was so full of love, but now it's all gone. And neither of us can bring it back no matter how hard we try. This is the only option, and its the best option. For the both of us. Don't try to contact me. Take care of yourself Bakugou.

Love, Y/N

You gently fold the note, and place it in the middle of the dining table for him to see. Now the only thing left for you was to pack you bags and leave.

As tears clouded you vision, you zipped up your last suitcase, and walked out of the door for the final time.

You were ending this painful cycle that the two of you were both trapped in. It was always 1 step forward and 3 steps back, you were both just not meant for each other, because if this lasted any longer it will only lead to more heartbreak than there already is.

Now here you are, 5 years of your life down the drain.

Goodbye Katsuki Bakugou.

copyright 2021 heizenka, all rights reserved. I do not allow my creations to be published of translated anywhere else so please do not repost.

[theultimatelozer]

You Carry The Genshin Boys

Note: so this includes, Diluc AND Venti and this is jus one of my crack posts LMAOAAO

Diluc

What do you expect? He's a hard workin' man!

He was in the middle of his paper work and when the clock striked 12:00 (Midnight) he felt.. like he wanted to go to slumber.

He drooled at his OWN paperwork, he spent hours on himself.

I would never forgive myself if I did that😭⁉️

You were waiting for him actually, you were just waiting for his cuddles is all. And you felt quite sleepy too.

So you confronted him, well, you actually hesitated quite a bit when opening his office door, "will he be mad at me😟?" is what you thought to yourself.

You looked like a total idiot. You were just standing in front of his door like 🕴❓

Even one of his maids had to tell you, "don't worry. The door is unlocked."

YEA, WE KNOW THAT😭‼️‼️ SAJKD

"mhm.."

"okay, I'll get going now! I still need to clean the stairs." The maid waved her hand as she spoke as a signal of, "goodbye!"

You opened the door after she left, and boom. Hes there, drooling all over his paperwork.

"oh, archons.." was all you said.

You walked (SILENTLY😟) over to him, considering that he is a light sleeper and will wake up anytime.

You were praying to the archons like "plsdontwakeupplsdontwakeupplsdontwakeup" 💀💀

He woke up👨‍🦲‼️‼️

JUst KIDDINF KMAO

He was a heavy sleeper today actually.. probaly stressed over this.

Man, is he heavy!

When he woke up in the morning, he went "wait when was I in the bed?!"

"oh god.. I sleep walked my way here, didnt I.. "

Would question his whole life

"Well, well, well, good morning Diluc." You said with a mischievous voice.

"Oh god, darling, I think I just sleep walked my way here.."

"Sleep walked?"

"Yes.. sleep walked." Diluc's voice started to crack.

"Silly! You sleeped danced!"

"Oh god."

"Yeah.. I was SO scared" you said while trying to hold in your laugh.

"I.. I dont even know how to.. dance." Diluc admitted, hiding himself in the bed sheets with embarrassment.

"BWHAHAHA!" You laughed out.

"Hey.. it's not funny."

"I actually carried you."

Diluc started to make eye contact with you , like 🤨⁉️

He gave the "I know u lyin mofo" face.

You sighed, making your way towards him and putting him in your arms.

Diluc eyes started to widen..

Diluc then hid his face with his hands, slightly blushing, and whispered..

Well, I suppose you proved me wrong this time.

Venti

Long story short, he promised to take you out on a date, so romantic wow😱😱😱😱

Well, this little bard forgot.

Hes like 1000+ year old what do you expect💀💀

Instead, he went to the tavern

SUPRISINGLY, had some money with him.

While at the tavern, diluc was like

"Nahh get outta here I know u ain't got the cash🙄‼‼"

And Venti smirked with his once again, mischievous smirk.

"Hehe he.. "

He gave his money to Diluc.

Diluc went "😨 damn that's a lot"

Diluc then sighed and wus like

"Another soon-to-be-drunk customer☹❗❗"

Diluc gave up in life smh😒😒 loser

As venti drank and drank, he actually drank with Rosaria too!

You were in Windrise, where Venti asked you two to meet n your just there like 🕴‼‼

You looked like an total idiot🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

After like 4 hours you gave up. You did NOT just wait 4 hours for this. And it was so dark too⁉️⁉️

You were like "hol' on.."

"Venti just cant leave me out in the dark like this.. right?"

And that's when it came to you.

You did not go "OHHHHH😨😨" you went-

"oh😒"

Venti, venti, venti.. drinking. smh

You ran to the tavern , 🏃‍♀️ GO GO GO

n while you were still far away from mondstadt

Rosaria said to Venti, "yo .. arent you supposed to *hICCUP* be at your s/o's date.."

"I have a s/o😨⁉️⁉️" was all that Venti said 💁‍♀️

Suprisingly , Rosaria being Rosaria, she healed up real quick, few seconds ago she was drunk as hell and now shes back to normal

Rosaria grunts, "take my money. I dont need them." What else can Rosaria need them for anyway? She's a nun. A nun that drinks

And as soon as you entered the tavern, venti was there, head on the floor. Yes, FLOOR. And drool too..

You sighed to yourself, part of you were angry at Venti and told yourself not to help him, but the other says to do so. Maybe you'll get a prize at the end? For being such a loyal s/o!🙄‼‼

You ain't so altruistic , now are you😡‼‼

So whatever u carried him, he weight like a old man

And ye

So he woke up and wus like

"Oh crap I'm late for my s/o's date😨😨"

Until you barged in and said, "already missed it anyways."

Venti screamed, "AHHHHHHHH"

"Wth I'm not a burglar venti"

"oh, sheesh. Was about to get my bow, so, how.. how did I get here?"

"I carried you."

"Nawwwwwwww jus bc I lie a lot doesent mean u have to too😒😒⁉️⁉️" venti doubted..

"*sigh*.."

You swooped him in your arms and carried him.

"Dayum.. I have a buff s/o here!~ ehe!~"

Hes still sleeping on the couch tho for making you wait 4 hours

Guys I'm done now yey, you can also uhm request any characters reacting to you carrying them, this is actually inspired by somebody but.. I.. I forgor💀💀 but yeah this is just one of my crack posts (expect more in the future) and I'm 13% battery noooooOOoO and it's a sunday tomorrow NOOOOOO

[theultimatelozer]

My spellings trash oops

So....the If You Dodged Their Kisses series was just adorable!! While I was reading them (second time, admittedly), I came up with a prompt...I think. It might be a little spicy? What if you licked their lips instead?

Stay hydrated and awesome!!

♡ genshin boys reaction when you lick something off their lips pt. 1

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was so excited when i got this request because so many ideas just rushed into my head! hopefully this meets your expectations, @thegayrubberducky ^^ this is part one, by the way so if your faves weren't here they'll be in the others :) enjoy, everyone !!

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: ̗̀➛ diluc:

➸ when it comes to getting flustered, diluc is definitely not one to show it.

➸ even though he does show affection towards you, he still has never showed his flustered side to you.

➸ until today, that is.

➸ you and diluc were eating lunch together at the tavern, both happy that you could spend time with each other. lately work and commissions has had your dates put to a pause.

➸ diluc ordered some mondstadt hashbrowns and you ordered the same meal you always did.

➸ as you were listening to diluc talk about his daily shenanigans with kaeya, you notice some of the sauce from the hashbrowns near his lips.

➸ a normal person would probably just tell diluc to wipe it off himself, but you were on a constant journey to fluster your stone-faced boyfriend.

➸ "so kaeya just went in and took all the win-" diluc was interrupted by your tongue on his lips.

➸ you definitely took your sweet time taking all the sauce off his mouth, savoring this once-in-a-lifetime moment.

➸ when you finished, what you saw before you was diluc, his face even redder than his hair.

➸ you burst into laughter, even though you found him more adorable than laughable.

➸ although, as you laugh you don't notice your boyfriend standing up from his seat, coming towards you.

➸ he grabs your hand and drags you to an empty storage room in the tavern.

➸ scared for your life, you tightly shut your eyes, getting ready for what's coming to you.

➸ all you feel though is...diluc's head resting on your shoulder.

➸ his arms wrapped around your waist, his soft hair against your face and his face nuzzled into the crook of your neck.

➸ this felt...so comforting to you. you hugged him back and you two stayed like that for a while.

➸ "you're...impossible." diluc finally muttered.

➸ "why can't you just tell me i have sauce on my lips like a normal person, hm?"

➸ you chuckle a bit, then make him face you.

➸ "because..." you lean into his ear, "i love you!"

➸ this makes diluc freeze for a moment, until he pulls you in until his lips are inches away from your ear.

➸ "why don't we head home? i can show you how much i love you."

: ̗̀➛ kaeya:

➸ kaeya's usually the flirty one when it comes to you two, so you have actually never seen him flustered.

➸ you never made a big deal of it, until your friends gave you a little challenge.

➸ "make kaeya blush, and we'll do your commissions for a month." this stunned you a little, since it was a pretty small request for such a big reward.

➸ then you remembered how kaeya's fangirls would probably KILL for a photo of him blushing, so you agreed.

➸ it was training day at the knights of favonius headquarters, so you had to wait for your cavalry captain to finish up.

➸ it was already around 5pm when the training finished, and kaeya caught sight of you and gave you a little kiss on the forehead.

➸ "hey, snowflake. were you waiting for me? i'm so honored." he teased, putting your hands in his.

➸ you laugh off his absurd comment and you both head to Good Hunter to have a late lunch date.

➸ when you take your seats, you start to put your plan into action.

➸ "hey kaeya, i missed you! give me a kiss." you say, pouting to add more effect.

➸ he smiles and scoots closer to you, planting a kiss on your lips.

➸ it's a long one, which you wanted. you start to feel his tongue enter your mouth, which still gave you butterflies every time he did it.

➸ when he pulls away because he noticed some concerned stares from a few people, you gently pull his face towards yours until his lips are inches away from yours.

➸ "thank you for that, my little cavalry captain," you say with a wink, sticking your tongue out as you lick his lips a little.

➸ instead of blushing, kaeya just smirks and kisses you again. a little too aggressively, might i add.

➸ you were both about to do something but sarah stopped the two of you before things escalated.

➸ you were just about to kick yourself for failing to make kaeya blush, but then you notice a faint shade of red from his cheeks.

➸ "i did it!" you scream, earning a death glare from sarah once again.

➸ "did what, dear?" kaeya asks, putting his hands on yours.

➸ "made you blush, you flirty bastard." you say, with a prideful smile on your lips.

➸ kaeya laughs, but then his grabs your arm and pulls you in as he whispers, "we'll see how long your smart mouth can last when we get home, shall we?"

: ̗̀➛ childe:

➸ you've flustered childe a couple of times, but if someone were keeping score, he definitely made you blush more.

➸ you never really cared for the fact that he was "winning" but then you had lunch with lumine.

➸ "come on, you have got to have at least one moment where you made him red as a beet!"

➸ you just shake your head and lumine shakes hers in disappointment.

➸ "you've got to do it. make him a flustered mess today!"

➸ you didn't understand why lumine was making such a big deal out of this, but you then remember their endless rivalry.

➸ "are you asking me to do this to get back at childe for winning your last battle?"

➸ lumine pouts and turns her head away, but still nods as a response.

➸ you laugh and say, "ok. for you, i'll give it a try."

➸ you and childe were going to have dinner together today, so you had a chance to fluster him out in public.

➸ childe orders the same thing he always orders, some seafood soup and golden fried shrimp balls from third-round knockout.

➸ "order whatever you want, ok? i want to spoil you." childe said, reassuring you not to be hesitant in ordering.

➸ you smile at him, but you still order something a little on the cheap side because you felt bad enough that you were going to embarrass him out in the open.

➸ "so, how've you been my little adventurer?" childe asks, placing his hands on yours.

➸ you start to tell him about all the things you've discovered and done through the day, and he does the same.

➸ after maybe 30 minutes, your food arrives and you both give thanks before you dig in.

➸ childe continues to talk about his rendezvous, and you just stare at him.

➸ you missed this, the two of you talking and just mentally admiring one another. with so much commissions and work you've both been kind of distant lately.

➸ childe catches your eye and he smiles at you. "what? admiring my beautiful complexion, now are you?"

➸ you pull him in by his arm until his face is a breath away from yours.

➸ "i missed you, my pretty little harbinger." you say, as you pull him into a kiss.

➸ it wasn't anything too explicit, since you were still in public.

➸ as you pull away, his mouth gapes open as if he wants to say something, but you interrupt him by licking his lips.

➸ "uh---!! hey!" he whisper-shouts, trying desperately to hide the growing red shade on his face.

➸ you just chuckle a bit and smile at him.

➸ "i...missed you." you say, which makes childe freeze for a bit.

➸ now you feel your face heating up, as childe shoots you a warm smile.

➸ "so did i, y/n." childe says, combing his fingers through your hair.

➸ let's just say you spent less time eating and more time enjoying each other's presence, laughing and talking, just how you want it to be.

: ̗̀➛ zhongli:

➸ you and zhongli both flustered each other equally, you were never flirty people but it's more of unintentional flirting that makes the two of you blush.

➸ that changes today, though.

➸ today was your 2-year anniversary with zhongli, and you wanted to give him something he would never forget.

➸ you planned to pretend there was something on his lips, and instead of telling him, you would...lick it off.

➸ it sounded stupid at first glance, but xiangling convinced you otherwise after doing it to xinyan, who became a red mess.

➸ you and zhongli planned to meet up outside of third-round knockout, so you could enjoy the storyteller's tales while enjoying each other's company.

➸ zhongli was already there, so you gave him a little wave and he gave you a soft smile in return.

➸ as you sit down, you give zhongli a little kiss on the forehead, sort of a warmup for the...flirting you'll be doing today.

➸ "hello, y/n. hopefully your commissions weren't too stressful today, i hope?" zhongli asks while pouring you a cup of tea.

➸ "they were fine, zhongli. how about you?"

➸ zhongli laughs and says, "you know i don't do commissions, love. i was at the parlor today...thinking of you."

➸ you freeze. feeling your face heat up you avoid eye contact with zhongli, awkwardly laughing.

➸ "ah--! well, i was thinking of you all day too!"

➸ zhongli smiles and pulls you in closer beside him, keeping his hands intertwined with yours.

➸ this was all very new to you, zhongli always held your hand but he has never said something so blunt before. could he...be trying to fluster you as well?

➸ "hey, zhongli-"

➸ "oh, y/n. some tea is dripping off your lips." zhongli says, gesturing to where the spill is.

➸ you try to wipe it off, but after missing a couple of times, zhongli takes the napkin away and says, "let me, hm?"

➸ he proceeds to lick the edge of your lips, very slowly might i add.

➸ you're redder than ever at this point. why did zhongli do this? was this his plan? did he read your mind?

➸ as he pulls away, he chuckles at the sight of your beet red face.

➸ "how did you...why did you do that?!" you whisper-shout, clearly irritated yet still full of tingles and butterflies.

➸ "i talked with xinyan before our lunch today, and she told me this little trick xiangling did on her. i wanted to give it a try on you."

➸ you scoff, a little bit dumbfounded. xinyan gave him your idea and she probably didn't even know it.

➸ when you make eye contact with each other, all you can both do is laugh at each other.

➸ "oh wow, i guess you win this anniversary?"

➸ "win? oh, y/n this isn't a competition. i just love you." zhongli says, putting your hands in his once again.

➸ "we'll see about that 'not a competition talk' next year, my little consultant." you say, giving him a kiss on the nose.

➸ you both spend the rest of the day together, talking and laughing until nightfall.

[theultimatelozer]

Wait why is this so cute [cry]

"I'm sorry for always being so clumsy..." By reader to Childe.

P.S. Congrats for 500 followers!!

Clumsy Mistakes

Childe x Sensitive!GN!Reader (Both live in Liyue)

Summary: You have always been a clumsy fool, but Childe had proved many times that he accepts and loves that about you, he even finds it endearing sometimes. But when work related stress finally got to him, your lover just couldn't take you constantly ruining so many things for him anymore, so he shouts at you, spiting out the most hurtful words he could muster. Childe didn't realize what he had done, until you're suddenly just so scared of him.

Prompt: "I'm sorry for always being so clumsy..."

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"GET THE FUCK OUT!" Childe had shouted at you, you're just helplessly crying in front of him, trying desperately to fix and pick up the papers you had wrecked from the floor.

All you wanted was to give him a piece of the cake you baked and a cup of coffee so that he wouldn't feel tired and droopy as he works, you know he likes to knock all his paper work in one day.

And yet again, your clumsiness took over, managing to make you slip and get the food you prepared all over the papers that Childe spent the whole week working on. At that moment, as you tried desperately to fix your mistake, all he could see was red.

"I... I'm so s-sorry, Ajax. I-I can help you clean it up---" You were cut off as Childe grabbed your wrist and yanked your body up, and instantly, your body shook in fear, tears started to form in your eyes from the bruising grip of his hand.

"I am so fucking done with you!" He threw your own arm at you, making you stumble back slightly. Your other hand gently gripped your bruised wrist, hissing at the pain. "I am so tired of your clumsy ass ruining everything for me!" He rubbed his hands on his face in sheer frustration.

"How in the world can someone be so weak?!"

"Aj--"

"I would've been so much better off if I just never met you!"

You couldn't say anything, his words sent endless jabs to your heart. But just knowing that what he said really is true, it just broke you apart even more. It is your fault that he lost a lot of work progress, It is your fault that this is happening, it is your fault that his life is going downhill.

It's always your fault.

"Didn't you hear me?! I said get the fuck out!" You felt immense fear consume you as Childe grabs your wrist again, his harsh grip making your bruise ache even more. You whimpered as he dragged you to the door, and it feels like your wrist is finally bleeding.

"A-Ajax, please, it hurts!" You finally screamed at him, but he ignored you, throwing outside of his work room.

You fell onto the floor, hot tears streaming down your face. He had slammed the door shut on you, and you're left to cry in the living room of your shared house.

Slowly, you got up, resting your back on the wall and hugging your knees as you let your tears fall, sobbing quietly.

You hated how you couldn't control your sobs, your lungs burned from choking on your own frustration.

Just like everyone in your life, Childe had finally realized as well, how pathetic you really are.

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Childe felt a pit in his stomach all day at work, he couldn't wait until he got home. He wanted to apologize, he might've been mad about what happened, but that's no excuse for hurting you, both emotionally and physically.

The Harbinger had planned to make it up to you, cook you your favorite dinner, give you a massage, cuddle with you all night, maybe even take you out for a date!

Yet it felt like he was slapped in the face, as he sees you cowering in fear right in front of him, were you scared of... him?

Childe's heart ached as you shook in fear, every time he was even remotely coming closer to you, your eyes would water and your fist would clench, like you think he's gonna hurt you.

He still cooked your favorite food that night, but instead of feasting at it like you usually would, you just stared down onto your hands, not saying a single thing as your food remains untouched.

He tried to give you a massage, but even just him offering immediately made you shook you head.

And it was finally time for bed, maybe this time, you'll let him at least hug you.

His hope was crushed instantly when you grabbed a pillow and a blanket from the drawers. "Y/N?" You froze, you were just about to leave the room when he called for you, you refused to look at him.

"You're not sleeping here?" The answer was obvious, but Childe was just hoping that maybe he'll be able to convince you to stay with his sad voice.

You shook your head and the man behind you sighed, you wouldn't even talk to him.

You were just about out of the bedroom when your clumsiness got you again, making you trip on literally nothing and falling onto the floor.

"Y/N!" Childe was beside you right away, worry laced in his expression.

As he tried to help you, you scrambled away from him immediately. "Y/N, please... just let me help." Out of instinct, he grabbed your wrist to assist you, when you whimpered though, he let go of you.

"Ahhh... Nooo..." You cried, taking your wrist away from him and bringing it to your chest.

"Y/N..." Childe knew exactly where that bruise came from... him. He slides closer to you, ignoring you silent pleas, he lifted you up, before gently laying you down on your shared bed.

You avoided eye contact with him, and he just sighs.

"If you really don't feel comfortable sleeping beside me, then... you can sleep here, I'll sleep on the couch." Childe had turned around, picking up the pillow and blanket that you dropped, ready to head out.

...

"A-Ajax..." You called for him, and heavens did his name sound so good coming from you.

"I'm sorry for always being so clumsy..." The way your voice sounded, how you sounded so ashamed of yourself. He turned around to face you before smiling.

"Hey, at least you're not an asshole that hurts people you love when you're angry." Childe had said jokingly, before walking out and closing your bedroom door.

...

...

...

Childe felt a little kiss land on his lips, his tired eyes opening.

He saw your beautiful face, lit by the moonlight that shone through the window. He felt another kiss again, after that, hearing your quiet giggle.

"Goodnight, Ajax. I love you." One final kiss on his lips, you stood up, ready to go back to bed. As you walked away from his "sleeping" form, a smile formed on his face... you two would always say I love you to each other and a quick kiss every night.

You'd probably be embarrassed if he ever bring this up, so it'll just be his little secret.

"I love you too, Y/N."

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This actually made me cry a bit while I was typing, hehe. I hope you like it, angst is one of my favorite things to write. Thank you for requesting!!!

[theultimatelozer]

JJDJFKFKDKSKF

Them reacting to their s/o saying they want to die

Featuring: Xiao, Childe, Venti

Guess who is in a depressed mood again- :”DD i also cried while making this- no joke-

Warning: mentions of suicide and depressing stuff

“I want to die.”

Xiao didn’t react or move, he kept his stare at the horizon. You sighed, albeit disappointed with his lack of reaction. Just when you’re about to leave, he spoke in a soft tone. “.. why?” You flinch at the sound, he sounds so broken, so conflicted, so guilty, so sad. You didn’t notice until the water in your eyes started to drop, why did his voice make you cry. You didn’t hear his light footsteps going towards you, but you did feel his strong and warm wrapped around your figure.

“I.. I’m not good at expressing myself yet, and there’s still some things I need to learn. But don’t die yet, don’t leave me.. I won’t allow you to die,, as long as I breathe, you’re gonna stay.. unless you really have to go.. but until then, stay with me first. Then you can greet death.”

“I want to die.”

Tartaglia stops walking, his whole body stiffened at what you said, but you can’t see his face. You stared at the back of his head, curious of his reaction to what you said. You can hear him taking a deep breath and turning around to pull you in a tight hug. You gasp at the sudden action, feeling a bit ticklish when his hair hit your cheek, his face buried in your neck. You blink, this wasn’t the reaction you were expecting but then again. This was Tartaglia, he’s always unexpected-

“You really are unfair, sweetheart.” Childe laughed, almost bitterly. “After stealing my heart.. you’ll just leave me alone-? Just like that-? After everything we went through, all the pain and sufferings, all the tears of joy and sadness.. you’ll just leave me behind after all that-?! N-No.. I won’t allow it. You’ve captured me, my love, so it’s only right that you stay here with me. I love you.. don’t you love me as well..?”

“I want to die.”

Venti’s hands stopped moving, as the sounds rang through the air before disappearing completely. His eyes wide with his mouth closed in a thin line. You watch as he slowly close his eyes and then reopens it with such intensity, which honestly scared you a bit. He turns to look at you and offer you a small smile. His hands searching for yours and holds it near his chest. He is still smiling which made you worried but before you could utter a word, he beats you to it.

“I won’t be selfish. If you want to die, then I’ll let you. But I’ll be very sad..” his vision started to get blurry as he tries to stop his tears from flowing. “I’ll miss you dearly. I’ll think of you everyday. I’ll even made songs for you so that you can be remembered.. but there’s a part of me, that wants you to stay, that wants hold you close, that wants to kiss you senseless, to shower you with all the love I could offer and spend an eternity with. If I can still change your mind, please don’t leave me. I still want you, I still need you. I still love you with all my heart..”

[theultimatelozer]

ALSO VENTI

Ur mom

Breaking up with ur genshin bf (Venti, Albedo, Kazuha, Gorou)

Genre: angst

A/n: ur mom hahaha also fem pronouns used also albedo kinda turns into a yandere on his part haha

Venti (sadness):

He didn’t think he did anything wrong. It was only yesterday that you both were laughing your asses off at the tavern, Diluc grimacing at the sight of you two while rushing you both out after you paid. Was it because you had too much to drink, and that made you giddy? Or were you just trying to please him? He’s confused about it the whole time as you sat him down to talk about it.

“Venti— no, Barbatos,” You began. Venti was already nervous— you only use his real name when you’re being serious about something. “I, listen. You’re an amazing person— you’re kind, funny, and a great musician! I just think that… y’know, it’s not really going the way i wanted it too.” You had said with a smile.

Venti’s face dropped immediately, his hands looking for comfort in yours, but you never gave that squeeze full of conformation like you usually did.

“You’re breaking up with me is what you’re saying?” Venti said in a whisper, tears becoming visible as he struggled to silence a sob. You only nodded.

“Yes, Barbatos. I’m not happy with our relationship.” You said. Venti looked up at you with furrowed eyebrows, his face and eyes red.

“But— you were just laughing and stuff at the tavern! You were just holding me close to you like i was something precious in your teapot a few days ago!” He argued. You only pursed your lips, looking away to think of an explanation.

“Well yes, but… I only wanted to please you. I wasn’t sober at the tavern, otherwise Diluc would’ve let me stay. Besides, you’re just too… needy. I want a man who’s independent, not someone who relies on me to do everything for him. I’m sorry, Venti.” You stood up from your seated position, Venti’s hands falling out of your own as you gave him one lay smile before walking away.

“…I’m sorry i couldn’t be the best boyfriend…” Venti whispered as you left, wiping his tears before standing up and leaving the other direction.

Albedo (yandere(?)):

“Mr. Albedo, this is for you! it’s from, uh, Ms. y/n.” Sucrose said, handing Albedo a letter that was supposedly from you. Albedo examined it for a second before setting it aside, going back to doing whatever he was doing.

“I’ll read it later. thanks for delivering it, Sucrose.” He said, waving his hand to her in dismissal before grabbing a container of chemicals. However, Sucrose only stood there even after she was dismissed.

“U-Um, she said it was important, sir… she couldn’t deliver it herself, so she sent me to do it for her! She said to, um… read it right away.” Sucrose informed before rushing out of Albedo’s makeshift lab. He watched her leave in confusement before opening the envenlope.

“Dear Albedo,

I wish i didn’t have to do this, i wish our relationship didn’t have to come to this, but… i’m writing this letter to inform you that i’m breaking up with you.

I love you, i really do, Albedo. You’re smart, respectful, and accepting. I just feel pushed off to the side, is all.

You see, when we’re both doing our experiments and things, and I’m taking a break with you, you treat me as if your experiment is more important. like i’m just a temporary item. I don’t even really feel like you love me anymore! I wanted a boyfriend who could treat me like i’m something special, who doesn’t put things before me that you could easily do later, you know?

I’m just not as happy as i was with you anymore. I wish you the best, Albedo. And i hope your future tests do well.

P.S- Apologies for not being able to deliver this to you in person, or talk to you in person. I’m traveling to Liyue, where I’ve met a new man who can satisfy the needs that you failed to do. You’re a great boyfriend but I think this new man might be better for me. I hope you the best love life, if you continue it.

~Y/n L/n, former alchemist”

Albedo was in shock— he truly thought that you were genuinely happy in your relationship. He never realized how poorly he was treating you, how lonely you must’ve been while he never paid any mind to you.

“Don’t worry, love— i’ll make sure that man never ever replaces me in the slightest.” Albedo muttered under his breath, immediately giving up on his experiment before leaving his place in dragonspine to catch up with you in Liyue.

Kazuha (slight gaslighting):

“Oh y/n~ I brought you some flowers from Inazuma—” Kazuha called out in your shared home in Liyue— yet he was greeted with the face of you standing in front of the doors, full bags in both hands. To be honest, you both were surprised to see each other. You never expected Kazuha to be home so early, and Kazuha never expected you to already be at the door.

“My love? Wh-What are you doing?” Kazuha chuckled, refusing to look at the bags in your hands. “I thought you would be in our room right now…?”

You looked at him with saddened eyes. “…Your bedroom.” You muttered, before dropping your bags and leading him to the couch. You took the flowers from his hands and held them in you own hands, staring at Kazuha’s ruby eyes.

“Kazuha… I’m moving out.” You stated with a blank face. Kazuha’s skin turned visibly pale as he reached out for your shoulders in a moment of shock.

“H-Huh? My love, are you alright? Have you been drinking with Captain Beidou again? I specifically asked her not to let you drink anything…” He worriedly put his hand on your cheek, yet you instantly slapped it away.

“See? There you go again. You’re always telling other people to say no to me. Never letting me do what I wanna do. So what if I drink with Beidou? It doesn’t matter to you, does it?” You snapped, snarling at Kazuha. He stared at you in shock, letting himself consume what you just said.

“I was only trying to look out for you, my dear. I truly didn’t intend to make you feel as if you’re my puppet,” Kazuha tried to explain, but you clicked your tongue.

“Mhm, is that so? Then why did you say “No sweetheart, Inazuma is a much too dangerous place for you! I think you should stay here where I can protect you when i come back!” or “Hmm, i’m not letting you go out there and fight. i want you to stay here, okay? can you do that for me, love?””

“I was only trying to protect you.” Kazuha said, staring at you straight in your eyes. “I do care about your freedom, of course i do. I just don’t wanna lose someone important to me again.”

“Kazuha.” You said, letting go of his hands to stand up. “I’m better off on my own, alright? I’m sorry but i think you’re better off with someone who you know can take care of themself, like Beidou or something.” You left the room, flowers in hand as you grabbed your bags from the floor and left, leaving Kazuha in a shocked state as he stared at the door you left out of.

“I’ll get you back sooner or later, y/n… I’ll find you and i’ll prove that i can be better.” He muttered, going to his bedroom to begin cooking up some evil plan.

Gorou (denial):

“Aha, what are you saying, dear?” Gorou chuckled when you told him that you and him weren’t working. Only, you never laughed when he did. His laughter died down as he watched you sigh.

“Gorou, it’s not some funny joke. I want to break up with you and that’s final.”

He stared at you for a while before breaking out into another fit of laughter.

“Haha, are you hearing yourself? Have you been out drinking with the rest of the resistance again? Ahaha!~” He howled with laughter once again, but noticed that you were still keeping a straight face.

Oh, he knew that you were being serious. He just didn’t want to believe it. He didn’t want to believe that he wasn’t a good enough boyfriend for you. He didn’t want to believe that you wanted someone better than him. All he’s trying to do is make you change your mind, to realize, hey, maybe you are a bit tipsy! Maybe you aren’t realizing how good Gorou has been treating you!

“Gorou, please stop. You’re making me feel like my feelings are invalid.” You muttered. Gorou stopped as you said, his ears turning down and his eyes becoming lidded.

“…You’re really breaking up with me, huh.” He said, a small whimper coming from his throat. You pulled him into a hug, gently petting his hair.

“Mm, don’t think of it as a break up. Just think of it as a… Vacation, of a sort.” You tried saying, but before you could continue, he began talking.

“But why? Haven’t i been treating you good enough?” He asked, his whimpering becoming louder. You’ll admit it— of course you felt bad. You really didn’t want to do this to him after everything he’s been through, but it has to be done.

“…I need a break from all the fighting, you know? All i want is a peaceful life, maybe somewhere in Mondstadt where I don’t have to worry about watching my back everywhere i go, you know?” You explained, kissing the top of his head to comfort him.

“…Ite alright, my dear. I completely understand.” Gorou sniffled before looking up at you and smiled. “I know how you must feel, and i don’t blame you for it one bit. I’m sorry for being so… manipulative towards you.” He let go of you and stood up, leading you out of the tent you both stayed in.

“I hope you have a nice life, Y/n! Don’t forget to visit me!” He smiled as you left, on good terms, of course.

However, in the end, he still believed that you didn’t know what you were saying. I mean, he’s the general! Who wouldn’t want to be in someone with such a high title? He could protect you and everything— he just thinks that you’re tired or something. You don’t know what you want.

You never did.

[theultimatelozer]

I honestly just DONT simp for Albedo, I dont find any attractive features about him. But after this fic? I'm kind of simpin rn AHHH SNFM

♡ genshin boys when you avoid their kisses pt. 1

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so, i had help from friends writing these just to make sure i stay on track and don't drift into the fanon personalities of the genshin boys. needed to search some romance prompts too so i could have really cute scenarios. enjoy!!

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: ̗̀➛ diluc:

▪ you wanted to try out this prank with diluc because kaeya told you he's secretly an overthinker, and that sounded adorable to you.

▪ you and diluc both equally were good at initiating kisses. you're one of the only people he's comfortable showing affection to, so he doesn't hold back.

▪ after a long day of wine trading and selling, diluc was eager to head back to the winery and take a rest with you.

▪ he got home and when he saw you lying on the couch so lazily, he smiled just seeing how adorable you were.

▪ he walked over to you, and as he caught your eye you knew this was the time to execute your plan.

▪ "hello, love-" you dodge his attempt to kiss you and he stumbles onto the couch a bit, a little bit confused at what happened.

▪ a million thoughts rush through his head, did he do something wrong? did he forget something important?

▪ he knew that he may have been working a lot lately, and he thought since you never spoke out about it, you were fine.

▪ you see his expressions turn from confused to scared then just sad. you started to feel bad but his pouts were just so cute.

▪ he then stood up from the couch, and you maintained your cold stature, until he came back with some cookies.

▪ he then took a deep breath and said, "love? i know i have been busy lately, and i'm sorry for not giving you attention. i have some cookies here for you, and i'm free today and tomorrow. i promise i'll make up for lost time."

▪ you absolutely melted. diluc has always been the type to apologize quickly, but never like this. i guess it has to do with the fact he didn't know what he did wrong, but it made your heart skip a beat.

▪ "aww diluc! you didn't do anything wrong. i was just playing a prank. kaeya told me about it, and i couldn't resist."

▪ you cupped his face and gave him a kiss. he smiled and cuddled you into the couch.

▪ "normally i would be upset at such things, but my brother probably manipulated you in a way. i'll accept your apology."

▪ you both laugh and joke around until you fall asleep in each other's arms.

: ̗̀➛ kaeya:

▪ usually, kaeya is the one doing the teasing in this relationship. he's a cocky guy and it's part of what attracted you to him in the first place, so you just let him get away with his teases and flirty nature.

▪ but when some of your friends told you about this prank, you just had to try it with kaeya.

▪ you just finished with training, and kaeya came into your training room to give you some water and food.

▪ "well done, y/n." he said as he placed some chicken-mushroom skewers on a small table.

▪ he then grabbed your waist, and you knew he was initiating a kiss. you quickly dodged and you both fell to the ground.

▪ he grunts and says, "tsk. what was that about, y/n? are you mad me, snowflake?"

▪ you just ignore his question, and then he starts to get worried. he doesn't let you know that, though.

▪ instead he gently tilts your head towards his, and places his other hand on your arms so they're held over your head.

▪ "come on, snowflake. what's wrong?"

▪ you stand up from the ground, ignoring his question once again.

▪ now he starts getting even more worried. he didn't know what he did wrong either which made it even more frustrating.

▪ your back is turned on him, so he slowly walks up to you and gives you a back hug. he knows you love these, so he did it accordingly.

▪ "please, y/n. please tell me? i can't take you not speaking to me."

▪ this was a new side of kaeya. you've had fights but usually you're the one who ends up getting soft first. but now, he just looks vulnerable and cute.

▪ you turn around and give him a long kiss on the lips. the type of kiss you know he likes.

▪ he pulls you in as you try to pull away, and you both make out until jean walks in on you two.

▪ "ehem. professional behavior only, you two."

▪ you both look away from her in embarrassment and quickly rush out of the training room.

▪ you head out of the knights of favonius headquarters and stay over at angel's share the rest of the evening.

: ̗̀➛ childe:

▪ being a fatui member, childe was very good at knowing when people were deceiving him.

▪ he always initiated kisses, he was clearly confident pretty boy type, so his ego is always big enough to initiate the most intimate things with you.

▪ although, after dating him for a while, you know he also seems to be very touchy with people he cares about. so you decided to try out this prank on him.

▪ you were both on the outskirts of liyue having a battle that childe impulsively challenged you to.

▪ after hours of fighting, he (barely) came out victorious.

▪ "you're good, just not as good as me." he says with his signature smug while clapping his hands.

▪ he takes your arm gently and tries to kiss you, but you dodge it and look away from him.

▪ he worries for a second, but once he sees the look in your eyes he immediately knew you were joking around.

▪ he played along of course, not letting you know he's figured out your little scheme.

▪ "is this your way of saying you want to break up? alright then, there are many other girls who'd been chatting me up anyway. good riddance, comrade!"

▪ he starts walking away to the small crowd of girls who are always watching you and him fight, and you stare at him in shock.

▪ he chuckles to himself, and when he looks behind him to see your reaction, you're just running away back to liyue harbor.

▪ seeing you run, he quickly chases after you worried that he went too far.

▪ he catches up to you and says, "come on, y/n. look at me." while grabbing your waist tight.

▪ you look at him and his heart drops when he sees tears forming up in your eyes.

▪ he was immediately filled with regret. you two have had enough deep talks to know that you were always insecure about being good enough for him.

▪ he pulls you into his chest and whispers into your ear, "i'm sorry, love. i was just kidding around, but you know you're the best partner i could ask for."

▪ you smile, still teary-eyed and wrap your arms around him.

▪ you both end up spending the day lying down on the grass and talking about stupid stuff till' nightfall.

: ̗̀➛ zhongli:

▪ being an archon who lived almost 4000 years, zhongli has very little knowledge on what pranks are.

▪ so once hu tao told you about this prank, you decided to try it out. mostly to see his reaction toward it.

▪ zhongli was never really someone who initiated kisses to begin with, at most he's initiated a small kiss on your cheek. regardless, you decided to put this prank into action.

▪ you finished with your commissions for the day, so you went over to third-round knockout, the restaurant you and zhongli always meet up in at the end of the day.

▪ you saw him over at the table near the end of the building, and he was drinking some tea as always.

▪ "hello, y/n. i hope your commissions went well." he says with a smile, gesturing for you to take a seat.

▪ as you take your seat, zhongli pours you a cup of tea. you both chat a bit about how both your days went.

▪ so far, zhongli hasn't tried initiating any kisses with you yet. it's been almost 2 hours and you've just been chatting about the most random things.

▪ you finish dinner and head back to your place, before you say your goodbyes, zhongli tries to give you a little peck on your cheek. obviously, you avoid it.

▪ he ends up stumbling a bit, and you chuckle a little.

▪ this ended up giving you away, you never would've laughed if zhongli hadn't taken so long to make a move.

▪ being an employee at wangsheng funeral parlor, zhongli has heard the wide variety of hu tao's pranks.

▪ as well as the ones she sadly cannot execute, like the classic "avoiding kisses prank".

▪ "feeling mischievous, are we dear?"

▪ you let out a deep sigh and say, "how did you know??" in the whiniest tone possible.

▪ "hu tao is my boss, lovely. a talkative one at that, she takes pride in her pranks and tells me all about them."

▪ you both laugh and give each other a (rare) long kiss goodbye. it felt so warm and sweet. you felt a little bit sad once he pulled away from you.

▪ zhongli starts walking off, then you grab his coat. "stay the night?" you ask, with a faint blush on your cheeks.

▪ he gives you a smile and nods his head. you both head into your home, cuddling and chatting next to the fireplace you've set up until the sun sets.

: ̗̀➛ thoma:

▪ you and thoma were definitely the lovebird type couple. you both loved openly showing affection to one another, and never shy to give the other a kiss here and there.

▪ you were hanging out with yoimiya one day, and she gave you this brilliant idea to try out on thoma.

▪ one day, thoma was heading out of komore teahouse and wanted to go and visit you during work.

▪ you were an employee at ogura textiles & kimonos, so you were pretty close to where he was. he decided to buy some snacks and drinks for you before heading over to your shop.

▪ he finally sees you and calls out your name, 2 tri-colored dangos in hand.

▪ he tries to embrace you and give you a kiss, but you dodge it. nearly forgetting to execute your plan.

▪ he falls into some fabrics, miraculously not dropping the dango he was holding.

▪ once he stands up, he just looks at you with a big pout on his face. he wonders if you were getting upset at how much time he was spending with ayaka.

▪ he has an idea and quickly rushes out of the shop, leaving you confused.

▪ after a few minutes, he comes back with your favorite takeout meal, some clothes from your favorite store and a small little baby seal plushie.

▪ you can't help but scream in excitement after seeing all the items, but then you remember than thoma still thought you were mad at him.

▪ "h-have i been spending too much time at the kamisato residence, baby? i'm really sorry."

▪ you just let out a little, "aw" and give him a big kiss.

▪ he puts down all the items in his hand and gives you a big hug. he was so glad you weren't mad at him. you were really special to him considering what you've done for him to lay low when the vision hunt decree was still set out.

▪ "it was a prank, thoma. i'm sorry that i worried you but i couldn't help it! let's head to the komore teahouse. my treat." you tell him while hugging into his chest.

▪ "only if we can play the hot pot game!" he says happily. you agree and you head off to the teahouse.

: ̗̀➛ albedo:

▪ albedo was never the type to show affection all the time. he doesn't do it on purpose, he just was never accustomed to those relationship practices.

▪ you have been wanting to do this prank for weeks, but then valentines day finally came around.

▪ since albedo wasn't around much, he always made it a point to visit you on valentine's day.

▪ he would tell you about his research, eat at fancy restaurants with you, and always try to show affection.

▪ he held your hands, hugged you all the time and most especially give you kisses.

▪ you were both at angel's share for the night, since there were bards singing ballads and you both felt like dancing together tonight.

▪ he gently pulled you in by the waist, and you both slow danced together, just admiring each other.

▪ he went in for a kiss, and you were in such a trance that you let him do it.

▪ in the middle of it, you remembered your plan and quickly pulled away from albedo.

▪ "y/n? is something wrong? did i hurt you?"

▪ you just looked away from him, and he got even more confused. he didn't know what was wrong.

▪ after a few minutes, he pulls you into a secluded area of the tavern, your head still turned away from him.

▪ he places his hands on your shoulders and rests his head in the crook of your neck.

▪ he slowly whispers, "please, love. tell me what's wrong."

▪ as expected, you absolutely melted. he continued to kiss your cheeks and rub on your arms in some sort of comforting manner.

▪ you turn around and give him a hug. he was just the sweetest, you were guilty for pulling this prank on him in the first place.

▪ "i'm sorry, albedo. it was a silly prank, i did it for fun but it wasn't worth it."

▪ he laughs and asks, "oh? how so?"

▪ "your reaction wasn't funny, it was just sweet. it made me feel guilty in return instead."

▪ he gave you a kiss on the forehead and ran his fingers through your hair.

▪ "you are absolutely hopeless, lovely."

▪ you just blush and drown your embarrassment in wine for the rest of the night.

[theultimatelozer]

YOU YELL AT RAZOR AND GANYU (seperate)

Okay here's some lil separate stuff YEPEE! Hooray

Razor

He will be.. a little confused at first.

He has never been yelt at loved ones before. Especially since you're his top 1 favourite, you dare betray him like this?

Now, I will explain what happened.

He went to give you some steak , he wanted to give you a little surprise gift after all. Razor thinks you deserve a meal that will leave your tummy full because you have fought, oh, so hard and well. And it frustrates you, and Razor hates to see that. He felt.. miserable, considering that he, "thinks" that he is just making your life more miserable because of him.

Oh yes, he is indeed clingy! But, seeing you like this? He thinks you just needs some space. Now, don't get me wrong, he didn't lose feelings. Never in a million years! That will never happen. He wants to cling onto your leg like a lost puppy, but.. he just couldn't help it, so he clinged onto your leg like a little lost puppy. You yelled at him. He looked like he was about to tear up, but now this was just a few months ago, he has never done it ever again though. He's.. afraid. He doesn't like the feeling of being yelled at. So he just, kept it to himself. He threw his clinginess away!

But this time, from what I have mentioned myself at the beginning, he has wanted to give you a steak. Now Razor isn't a cooker. Not a great one in fact.. So he burnt the steak, and happily served it to you. Now, you were having a bad day and was having NONE of this. So , you snapped at Razor.

Razor's eyes widened. He never knew that he would be in the same position he was when he was being yelled at by you.. again. He teared up, Razor never knew about this type of emotion, but all we know is that he held it in. He just accepted it, he just looked at the floor and accept all of those miserable things you have told him, after you have finished, he apologized. He literally apologized just because he doesn't know how to cook, the fact Razor was also so proud of the steak he has done too..

Ganyu

She probaly like, over worked herself too much after getting yelled at by you.

She just wanted to impress you, she wanted to make you feel proud of her. Is that too much to ask for? But she is afraid she may seem selfish.

So, she has been training, real hard too! But, it seems that YOU think that her training is just not enough! It is rubbish and deserves more hard work on. So that's what Ganyu did. She trained herself hard, but now she has no motivation to do after the training! How lazy is that?! Well, not lazy actually. She trained for 18 hours straight , no rest. So of course she'll have no motivation! But when it came to you.. she would do absolutely anything.

But after that, her training time has dropped. She only trained 10 hours a day now, because when it passes 10 hours, she collapses. Literally collapses. So, you yelled at her.

"MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY GOT YOUR LAZY A$_ UP THEN MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE SO UN MOTIVATED!"

She became a work aholic. She isnt so proud of it, but for you, she will do anything.

Right?

[theultimatelozer]

Genshin Boyfriend & Girlfriend Headcanons

Gorou

When the two of you started dating, he rushed to Kokomi considering that he has been talking about you for a while, he talked to Kokomi about what's on his mind about you guys future and his plans for romantic nature dates.

He tends to get excited while kissing you which somehow always ends up with him pressing kiss to kiss all over your face, he lives for your giggles and laughter.

He loves it when you scratch his ears, he would always try not to considering that he doesn't want to be seen as childish but his wagging tail just gives it all away.

Ohohoh, you just captured yourself a very clingy wolf boy. He will cling on to you any time, any day. People usually think he doesn't know how to give affection but he does, just in his.. own way.

You know, he runs up to you and rubs his nose onto yours.

He's incredibly impulsive, he would always often do things that he knows he will get in trouble to. When you guys were wandering around the forest, he was meant to give you a little squeaky toy but rolled off the hill, which insulted to him chasing after it while you chase him and both end up in the lake.

He absolutely loves to give you gifts as it brightens your mood, when your day has been brightened, his will too.

I think he'd be the type to lay his head on your lap. It makes him feel more at ease and relaxed, he feels also flustered when you play with his hair, just won't and never will admit he likes it.

Hm, I've seen people say his skin is as soft as cotton, but in my eyes it's rough considering that its littered with scars from fighting.

Kazuha

Due to his friends vision being burnt in his hands, he let's you bandage it every day.

The most favourite thing he likes to do every morning is composing tunes for you with a leaf, every song carrying his loves towards you.

Beidou loves setting up dates for you two, just seeing you guys happy together makes her smile shine. She hopes to do this with Ningguang soon.

Kazuha is very overprotective of you, but not over the line. He doesent want you to experience the rough stuff his friend had experienced.

Kazuha may be a fearless, strong samurai but, he is a little spoon. He feels safe in your arms, and feels loved by one another. Everybody has a soft side, no?

Absolutely loves hugs, especially from you, doesent really hug often but when he gets one, expect it to last for quite a while.

He holds your cheek with one hand and uses his other to then grab your arm , the then pulls you in for a kiss which you fall for every single time.

Oh! He also taught you how to play music on a leaf considering that he feels safe and happy around you and wants to teach you something he is good at.

He subconsciously a huge tease, he would hug you from behind and place his head on your shoulder and whisper sweet things into your ear.

Beidou

When you asked her out, she boldly replied with, "I mean, I am fabulous so I 100% understand why you like me!"

On dates, she would definitely go drinking with you. When you dont like drinking, guess food is the trick!

Yes, she will allow you to stuff your face in her bewbees.. atleast your comfortable, right?

She would top you whenever. Who cares if you're a male? Who said females cant top a man?

Let's you steer the boat sometimes and see the amazed look on your face, it makes her feel warm around you, safe.

Definitely calls you "baby girl" or "baby boy" or "babe"

I dont think she would drink around you unless you are A-Okay with it, but if it seems to not comfort you then she will accept that.

Absolutely loves physical touch, it makes her feel butterflies in her stomach!!

You sometimes tie her hair to a PONYTAIL and she is fine with that because she says that she looks gorgeous with it. When is she never pretty tho?

You both suck at cooking. End of discussion.

Huge tease!!?#%>:(( she places her arm around your waist and pulls you close to her chest ahhhh💜

Will clean for you and EVERYTHING. Not motivated to clean your room? Beidou is here! Need help with your math homework? Beidou is her- oh wait, where did she go?!

Noelle

In the start of your date, she makes you a cup of tea. If you don't like tea, she will endlessly apologize until you stop her.

She is so loyal and honest, she broke the glass? She will be so straight forward about it. She lost your clothes? She will tell you right away.

You sometimes comfort her since she still gets upset about Jean since she refuses to put her to the knight of favonius because she might overwork herself too much but, isnt she already over working too much just to be part of the knight of favonius?

Will help you with anything, whether it would be crossing nations, going to new worlds, atleast she can make you happy.

The biggest softie, shes just like glass. You once told her something that shattered her heart and she was just.. silent. She then kept apologising even if you were the one who should be, you made it up to her at the end of the day tho.

I think shes a morning type girl. She absolutely loves the shining sun, and is hyped to help some people in need again with no break! And you guys take a stroll together, pick some flowers and defeat some hilichurls that are attacking innocent people.

Great cooker, she loves adding flowers and herbs to her cooking.

Shes very shy about her Claymore, she thinks it's too flashy for a woman like her.

She compliments everyone, whether it would be her enemy, who cares? Everyone deserves to be happy. Well, that's what Noelle thinks.

She LOVESS adventure stories. She listens to the adventurers guild stories everytime! It makes her invested, "ooh! Then what happened next?!"

She tries to put her hair up but due to her hair being short, it always falls down. She always frowns after because she looks forward to you tying her hair.

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Nice drawn abs Hospital T-Rex

Hospital T-Rex

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How KAZUHA Would React If You've Passed Away.

It was all such a beautiful day, Kazuha was supposed to meet you here today on this beautiful scenery. What a shame.

If only he actually came then you guys would be in such a lovely scenario right now.

“urgh!! Kazuhaaa!!" you yelled with frustration washing over your body.

You immediatley stormed to where he usually is, in his comfort place.

His comfort place.. Ah, very beautiful. Just near the ocean as you can hear the smooth, soothing sounds of the waves splashing on to each other that sings a thousands of songs that you could think of.

He was just... There. Playing with his leaf, probaly making tunes in it to be in fact.

“What the.. What the hell, KAZUHA?!"

"hm? Oh, hello dear." Kazuha said, yet.. So calm. Did he forget about your important date!?

“Wh.. You forgotten, haven't you?!"

"forgotten what, my leaf?"

"O-our date!?" Y/N yelled with confusion yet with frustration.

"ah, yes. I apologize. It's just the way you described it was.." Kazuha began to put his hand in his chin.

"boring."

"..." Y/N just.. Stood there, lips tight shut.

Did he want some.. Fancy, long explanation on why you wanted to go on a .. Date with him?!

Y/N turned her back at Kazuha and just.. Walked away. Kazuha saw those tears on your eyes that were begging to be released. He didn't even care.

Next, you just happened to be wandering around a forest.

Probaly trying to get your mind out of all of it. You just want to let everything go but you knew you can't.

Kazuha decided to confront you and talk to you about it on how he was just in a bad mood and decided to let it out on you and would make it up to you.

But it all started to pour.

Pour rain, in Kazuhas eyes, rain were like thick, gray worms.

He started to fasten his pace,

"fast.. Fa-st.."

He just kept repeating that over and over again until he could find you.

But there you were.

You were stabbed by an unfamiliar weapon, so sharp yet so dangerous.

They've put poison in it.

Right into your chest.

And your vision was taken too, there was NO chance you could've survived.

how could Kazuha not feel that something horrible was going to happen? Was he so stuck up with his troubles that.. He forgot to look out for your safety?

All he knows is that,

Guilt Will Forever Eat Him Alive.

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Venti x Reader

I thought to myself, "hey! Why not do some Venti x reader for the night before I eventually go to sleep!!?" And so I did!!

You guys were the best friends on mondstadt no doubt. You guys made people motivated to make irl friends!

People even started to ship you two.

Venti gave in and wrote you a letter saying, "meet me on Windrise at 9:00 PM (night), don't fall asleep now, ehe!~♡"

"Isn't this.. Ventis handwriting? Well if its Venti I'll gladly do so." You thought to yourself.

And so you did.

You met a young looking bard next to the statue on windrise while playing his lyre,

"Venti?"

"Ah, hello! You actually came, eh?" Venti said with joy.

"Of.. course I did."

"Anywho, why I wanted to meet you here is because..~"

Venti made a bouquet of flowers appear on thin air with a letter attached to it that said, "wanna be the best lovers on Mondstadt anyone could've ever asked for?"

Of course, you accepted!! <3

Everything has been going well, people on mondstadt seemed to adore you guys and would fan girl whenever you guys passed by them.

Venti had to go away for something urgent. While he was gone, he sent you letters that you're familiar with!

You knew it was him anyway. I mean, the letter had similar handwriting as Ventis!

"A few days he said, hmph." You pouted.

It has been literal FIVE months since he last disappeared due to this "urgent" thing!

But half of you is grateful that he is still responding to your letters too. It stopped you from overthinking that he has died anyways.

But, 5 months turned to 7.

"Gah!! Ventiiii!!!" You yelled.

"Where are you!!!" You yelled much more louder

Your neighbors were definitely concerned

But when you were travelling around gathering some sweet flowers, you felt a hand wrapped around your mouth to prevent you from screaming and eventually dragged you away while doing so,

Your eyes.. it was wide open indeed. You tried to call for help!

Keyword: tried.

They also have knocked you out due to your endless screaming. Nobody can hear you anyway.

You woke up 3 hours later, you were in this.. dark basement. You were scared of the dark. I mean, you have no idea what could be lurking in the shadows, right?!

Until the light bulb turned on.

You found Venti in front of you, while his assistants began to torture you as Venti endlessly laughed. Did he even ever love you?

If only if you knew that those letters were forged.

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TOHMA x READER HEADCANONS

DATING TOHMA..

Well congratulations! You just found yourself an local malewife.

For real tho, you should feel lucky.

He barely even catches feelings for one another, so why did it have to be you?

When asking him out, he started to panic-

In a good way!!

You asked HIM out, the almighty Tohma!!

His face went 🙀

I think he would be the type of person to just get a peice of paper and write:

“ofc, cutie >_<!”

And just watch your reaction~

After the other day before you asked him out,

Tohma still had an hard time believing that its finally official.

"do we still need to sign a contract to be officially dating?!" "will y/n even like my cooking??" "IS IT ACTUALLY OFFICIAL???!!!"

You caught him lying on the corner as black fog started to spray him.

What a weirdo.

Anyways, you have achieved yourself an malewife!! Yay!!

He does your chores, he do the laundry, he does the dishes, he puts his headphones on and dance while he brooms, and best of all-

HIS COOKING IS AMAZING!

Amazing than your moms cooking in fact.

Free food lets gooo!!

Its like you were in a 5 star fancy restaurant when you first tasted his dish.

You remember that time drool escaped your face.

How emberassing.

Anywho,

When you're sick

He turns his Mikan mode: On (danganronpa 2, The Ultimate Nurse)

And spoon feeds you nutritous and healthy stuff.

So what if you don't have the appetite to eat? You rlly missin' out!

Because when you're sick he makes the dish 10x delicious.

Hmph! Cheater! Why not do this everytime?! Why only when you're sick??!?

You swore you saw him pout when you refused his dish due to you being sick with 0 appetite

Anyways,

When he first asked you out, you put on your best clothes,

You looked absolutely STUNNING/CHARMING. Yass!!

He just refused to take his eyes off you!!

Your dress/suit/clothes was SHINING in his eyes😭😭

You guys watched the cherry blossoms, had a picnic together,

He was the best future husband you've asked for.

A/N (Authors Note):

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The Hanahaki Disease.

Hanahaki: It is a fictional disease where you have this massive crush on someone. But, they have shown signs that they do not like you back, but, they don't know you like them at all. You felt miserable of yourself, you started to cough up flowers, terrified knowing you have the hanahaki disease. You were afraid, but you knew there was nothing to do but wait until you die as those flowers grow inside you until it is impossible to breathe.

Diluc Finding Out You Have The Disease.

You loved diluc, you really did! But, the way he looks at Jean is...confusing. You were his childhood friend, his first ever friend! But, why when he looks at Jean, he has this.. Sparkle in his eyes? He never looked at you like that. It was so.. Dull.. So.. Empty. But as soon as his eyes lay on Jean it starts to shine!

You were.. Jealous, perhaps?

He never talked to you like that, his eyes not leaving Jean at all. It was like you were a third weel in their, "date".

He never laughed at your jokes, why is he laughing at Jean's jokes? Why? Why couldn't it be you? Diluc knew you for years, right? So why does it gotta be a person who he just met a week ago?

You felt.. Guilty for being mad at Jean, she never did anything wrong.

Actually, she is.

She knows you have a crush on Diluc, she knows. She knows that shes making you jealous. She is doing it on purpose. Getting close to Diluc all of a sudden, Diluc's face now redder than his hair..

But all you got to do is just.. Sit and watch.

So useless. So so useless.

“haha!" Diluc cackled, not a fake laugh as he did when you made jokes..

It hurts.

"Diluc, your redder than your hair! Bahaha!" Jean's eyes shone while laughing.

"hmph." you pouted, loud.

"something wrong y/n?" Jean said, knowing what she was doing.

"Y/N, always ruining the mood. Jean, you should start to get used to it."

"I.. I need.. To go to the bathroom." you said, eyes dull.

"upstairs, take a left." Diluc said, mad.

"t..thank-"

"anyways, Diluc, what were we talking about?" Jean said, cutting out your words on purpose.

"..."

Silence.

Silence as you walked up the stairs, tears about to fly through your face.

You finally got to the bathroom, you looked at the mirror.

Suddenly-

Started to cough petals.

“oh shoot.." you thought as you catched your petals you just coughed out 2 seconds ago.

"the hanahaki disease."

You were defeated, you wanted it to be all a dream.

You crouched and held the sink, closing your eyes tightly in hopes of waking up.

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

You felt miserable, of course, you started to tear up.

1 week later

It has been normal for Diluc and Jean, though, Diluc is curious why you aren't your normal self.

It isn't really like Diluc to worry at all, your sick? Don't care. Had a car crash? Don't care.

Whenever you went to the tavern, you never made up your corny jokes anymore, just sit at the chair and stare at the table with dull eyes, kind of like re-thinking your life desicions.

Re-thinking that moment you started to cough up petals.

Diluc never knew.

You didn't want him to know.

Until, it happened.

You started to cough up petals everywhere, Diluc knew about the disease.

The petals slowly stealing your breath.

You knew it was time.

Diluc tried to help you, his eyes wide open. Wide open like that time he saw his dad died in front of his own eyes.

Now, his watching his only childhood friend die in his own two eyes.

All Because Of Him.